#you are the bastard of my life is my single favorite tag btw.

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EVERYONE LOVES MY POKEMON QUIZ !!

anyways i meant to do this ages ago so here is the conclusion/explaination of my horrible quiz:

yeah im sorry non-johto fans. lol no i'm not

To be Totally fair, these genuinely were selected from mons my friends and I frequently mixed up. It's just that Johto has the most unfortunate pokedex ever and like all of the cool mons AND most of the lamest ones are 1% encounters and/or lategame, like post-E4 late game. For no reason. There was no reason to do this. They kneecapped these poor games and for what

Responding to some comments:

"#op was this just an excuse to show off Johto mons" it was actually genuine curiosity as to how common it was to mix these mons up with other gens, since they're featured everywhere else more than they are their debut gen

"#hey op what’s your favorite pokemon region out of curiosity?" Unova. Johto and Kanto are both close seconds. I will die on the hill that gen 1 was basically early access and gen 2 were the real first games though. I WILL fight for johto's honor.

"#if you wanted to REALLY fuck with people unown ! and ? specifically are gen 3#in FRLG only#at a 1% encounter rate#in a postgame area" that's fucked up. it's beautiful. i should have done that for sure i just didn't think about those two

"#There was a distinct lack of Unova Pokemon and I'm taking that personally." Unova has the exact inverse of what made Johto's dex so bad- There are NO other pokemon from other gens until the postgame/national dex. Unova mons also just have a very consistent and specific language imo. I've never mistaken a Unova mon for being from another gen. Gulpin did make it in though as another friend mistook it for being from Unova

Fair point, but I'd probably count Munchlax as gen 3 if I did it that way. They're part of the Johto dex, so they're Johto mons, even though they appear in Kanto.

"#they are almost all from the same gen i think this is trying to trip up the zoomers"

sorry chief. I am the zoomers. i started with gen 3 (though it was Leaf Green) and was too stupid to get anywhere close to beating it

"#kind of misleading in a frustrating way sorry op lmao" totally fair criticism, but i couldn't exactly be like "hey can YOU identify the johto pokemon?" bc everyone would spam johto and win. I probably could have added more mons and used like, the home sprites, but those are mid as fuck and no pre-3d gen has this issue to the extent Johto does

"#The quiz gives you the % and number of takers in the end so why make a poll" engagement. you can see the result and fall into my evil trap because you think it can't be THAT hard. >:3

you will take my pokemon quiz and attempt to identify pokemon by generation. Now,

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Instructions: Always repost with the rules, answer the 11 random questions left for you and leave 11 more for the people you tag!

TAGGED BY: @conorbyrne ( ilu )

TAGGING: whomstever. don’t wanna swamp y’alls notifs again, but do tag me in it so i can see ur answers

QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

1. make a mini-playlist for the day & post links please?!

don’t really jive to music nowadays, because i’m stuck in podcast land. but here’s a really small, hilarious podcast. check it out!

2. what is the book you are currently reading or the last one you finished? how’d you like it?

... well. currently isn’t the right word, because i stopped.. like 1/3 from the ending and forgot to continue it ( like a clown, i know ). but it’s song of achilles and i really enjoyed it. gonna get on circe next once i’m... eventually done with it.

3. how are we feeling about 2021 so far?

it’s somethin’, ain’t it? not as brutal for me, personally, but there’s still a ton of time for that to change.

4. name one piece of media that has gone through a recent critical re-evaluation that you really loved to see.

i cannot think of a single thing for the life of me. so i’ll just.. say what i rewatch / read / listened to recently?? on my third rerun of schitt’s creek ‘cause that’s my emotional support show. relistening to the magnus archives bc i’m clearly a glutton for pain when it comes to 230273205 seasons of dense material. 

5. please describe your character ( for multi, pick one ), badly!

a fucking rat bastard, and can be an actual rat, that will absolutely gnaw on your ankle if close enough while simultaneously stealing your wallet. 

6. what is your favorite scent in the world? describe it!

wow what a toughie. i’d have to go with fresh laundry but mainly in the form of blankets and pillow. fresh from the dryer and you just swaddle yourself and i just get immense peace from it.

7. how involved in politics are you?

not that involved if i’m being real honest. i don’t go searching for the latest news ( even though i should, i know ), and happen to hear tidbits from friends that are more involved.

8. how deep into astrology are you? what’s your sign, babey?!

not that deep but i think it’s fun! i’m a taurus and... a cancer in something??????????

9. i want 1 (one) unpopular opinion about food!

tapioca pudding is horrid. i dont care if grits and oatmeal are of the sameish texture ( altho i loathe grits ). i dont want to be gummin’ that shit unless i don’t have any teeth left.

10. what is a current fad in the rpc community that you dislike?

god i’ve honestly like given up caring for just about everything in the rpc at this point. idk if it’s considered a fad, but i’m real tired of the members vs. admins debate that’s been circulating. it’s a push and pull y’all. both sides gotta put in some work for a rpg to take off and stay active. indie wise ig folks that only base their decision to interact based off of fcs alone. it’s weird. stop it.

11. anyways, what’s the hot gossip? i love some drama. online or offline.

i haven’t come by anything hinky on here recently thank goodness. used to get plagued with that kinda stuff, but it’s all old news ( altho i do have some inch resting rp horror stories if any mutuals want to know just dm me ). 

the only hot gos i have is about work. apparently one of my coworkers had driven himself up the wall, because he didn’t like the election turnout. huge conspiracy theorist in regards to covid and all of that. and he hadn’t been in work because he was admitted into a mental hospital so uh.. there’s that.

MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU

1. favorite type of clothing ( regardless of if you wear it or not )?

2. what’s a favorite thing you did pre-covid? 

3. what’s a recent accomplishment that brought you some amount of joy ( doesn’t have to be a huge thing btw )?

4. what’s a show / movie / book / etc. that you’ve repeated several times? and if you haven’t ( no shame in that ), what’s something that you could see the potential in repeating?

5. describe your muse ( one muse if you’re a mumu ) with a meme or tiktok.

6. anything you’re excited for this year?

7. have.. you been hydrating? please do if you haven’t :(

8. favorite quote?

9. if you had to choose to be a creature of any element, what would you choose?

10. what space do you feel the most comfortable in?

11. i’m always going to ask this at least once... how’ve you been, bud?

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15. Favorite single picture of each band member? (also love ur blog btw💕)

!!!!!

People like my blog??!! 🥺🥺🥺 umm well thank you, and I’m sorry I’m so horrible at tagging things. Anyway on to your question!

I could never pick just one for any of them, so here are the photos that first came to mind when I read the question!

I will never not laugh at this picture of Brian. He just looks so completely done with exsisting it’s great. What a living meme.

There are a lot of great photos of John, boy was photogenic as hell, but this one in particular has always been a favorite because he just looks so damn soft!

Cat dad Freddie is everything I aspire to be in life. Just surround me with fluffy cats all day everyday please I beg you. He also just looks so happy and healthy. 🥰🥰

Oh boy... Roger.....

I’m actually going to cry look at how soft he is. In a hoodie looking like fetus with all thar messy hair. I wanna play with his hair so badly. 😭😭

(Oh you thought I was gonna stop at one?? Nope I’m cheating the shit out of this one.)

Look at this smug bastard. He’s so pleased with himself. Ugh that fucking face. He has no right!

(Last one, but literally I could go on)

✨Old Roger appreciation✨ sassy chaotic dad energy is off the charts. Bold move to flip off your own audience sir, does he give a single fuck, no he does not. 🖕🏻😌

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Hey @eccentricmya thank you for tagging me

Rules: Ten favorite characters from ten different things, tag ten people

Let's just say you gave me a lot to think about; anyways I didn't prioritize I just went with my gut choosing between the most recent and the most beloved characters of mine. Here goes:

Eric Northman of True Blood

Why not start with the best of the best? And not to mention Alexander skarsgard's portrayal was iconic and on point. Loved him in the books and series. Eric is like all those things I seek in characters roled into one cunning bastard

Hermine of Steppenwolf

She is a force to be reckoned with, had every single one in the palm of her hand. I loved how she made harry feel so exposed and yet a strange impenetrable sense of trust was about it all. She is all those things I can never be, and in truth I don't really have to be. But I sure as hell need one in my life

Lestat, the Vampire

My oh my. I'm torn between him and Eric, but I gotta say, Lestat is truly something else. Tom cruise NAILED it btw. More like, who doesn't have a thing for Lestat?!

Nik Ryder of Nightbound

If you don't play choices - which I doubt you do - you have no idea who I'm talking about. However, I couldn't rule him out. I loved his character, the only time the writers gave a damn to actually create something unique with a lotta complex layers going on. He's a bit like Dean Winchester, from whom its character got the inpiration, but if you ask me they aren't really that similar. To me, he was a protecter, very caring, took everything so seriously to his heart, got attached despite knowing his terrible lot, and gave much more than he had to unconditionally. I like it when they are loyal, for no reason at all. He also had a very laid back and direct sense of humor. Honestly, I believe he's got a lot more in common with Geralt than anybody else

Erik, the Phantom of the Opera

Dark, brooding, shrewd, tactful, and evil for the right cause? Check, check, check, and also check. I got it hot for these. To them pain is not an ending point, it's more like a shelter, from which new genuine ideas are born. They take what they were given, and turn it into a world of possibilities. They may be demanding to take so much from you, but they earned it. I adore Erik, I feel for him. He is indeed my Angel of Music

Circe, the witch in the Odyssey

I like classics too much. And this woman really caught my eyes. She takes seduction to the next level, and for the person who hates being played, she sure as hell plays so many games (me af). I especially like her straightforwardness. You want this one on your side

Louis Creed of Pet Semetary

We shared the same taste in music (Ramones), and the same fuckin intuition. Louis played his cards right, only he stayed too long in the game and got lost in the end. LOVED the book, absolutely hated the adaption. They took all the good stuff out of it

James Bond

Like I already said, I'm weak for a man who uses his wits as weapon. Guns and swords are more than cool, but show me some strategy. All that and he never sacrifices his sense of style. Respect

Kurda Smalt of Darren Shan Saga

Couldn't live this one out either. Back in the day I used to take a liking to Darren's world. He is a good author. I got very upset when Kurda was sentenced to death. He deserved much better

Túrin Turambar

Let's end with a bang. I know what you think, has she even read a single word in that book. Yes I have, three times in a row. Thing is there's a lot more to Túrin than destruction and ruin. And I wouldn't call this one unfortunate no matter what anyone tell me. And I quote him: perhaps it is better not to tell what you wish, if you cannot have it; but I wish Labadal, that I was one of the Eldar.' He got what he wished for, earned a reputation, and I really love the fact that the reason it all went wrong was his own choice to return to what was long lost, not any curse

I loved doing this one. I got ahead of myself again, but that's merely because I love expanding why I have certain preferances. Anyways, I tag the following who are more than welcome to ignore

@wifeofdarklordsworld @givesauronakiss @maironsmaid @boredhumanfan @tar-melkor @haldanare

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BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT DO IT SCRUB. I tagged this #long post if yall dont want to see it btw sorry

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

According to Spotify Me its 1. Hail to the King - Avenged Sevenfold 2. The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson 3. Holy Diver - Killswitch Engage 4. Sick Like Me - In This Moment 5. Girls in Black - Airbourne 6. Shrike - Hozier 

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

MY SOULMATE DAMMIT

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

ugh ”Now the bad news, im afraid, is that we won't be home for supper.”

4: What do you think about most?

Money

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“Maybe not” - from you

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Without8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are cute; Boys are cute but at what cost?

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yup

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Idk last week11: Do you have any strange phobias?

Public bathrooms and men with neck or face tattoos

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

When i was younger i used to stick straws up my nose

13: What’s your religion?

Roman Catholic

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking the thot

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind, I don't trust most ppl to take pics of me

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Uhhh Avenged Sevenfold probably

17: What was the last lie you told?

idr

18: Do you believe in karma?

Yup

19: What does your URL mean?

It’s pretty self-explanatory 

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Procrastination; Loyalty 

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Currently Henry Cavill 

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Its on my to-do list

23: How do you vent your anger?

Chores lol

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Mushroom decor, books

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

TEXT

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Happier yes

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Crowds; Nature

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

”what if i tried harder and passed this class the first time around?”

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

YES x2

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Cell phone; cookie

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Nothing really

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

LA

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

West Coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Hozier

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To impact the world and/or its inhabitants in a positive way. 

36: Define Art.

Art makes you feel some typaway

37: Do you believe in luck?

Yes, only because i have horrible luck

38: What’s the weather like right now?

drizzling

39: What time is it?

6:23pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes and yes

41: What was the last book you read?

Sea of Strangers by Lang Leav

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Jaz, Jazzy, princess, noob (curtesy of my bro) 

44: What was the last film you saw?

Ready or Not

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Hairline fracture. Urban Air. Rock wall. Jumped off. Ouch.48: What’s your sexual orientation?

I like boys

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

lmao YES

50: Do you believe in magic?

I believe in portals to other dimensions does that count?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yup

52: What is your astrological sign?

Leo

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Both

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Starbucks

55: Love or lust?

Both

56: In a relationship?

No

57: How many relationships have you had?

idk

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No

59: Where were you yesterday?

Why do you want to know frog boy?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Dogs collar

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

No

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Owls

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Be really nice and smiley to them but like in a low cut blouse66: What is your heritage?

Native North American. Mexican, Spaniard 

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Sleeping

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Morningstar

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

I-

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yess

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog, my boss is a cunt anyway.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Uhg a) Yes b) Things ive always wanted to do c) Probably 

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Love, since it comes with trust anyway

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Hail to the King

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

6744

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Communication, trust, honesty, time, consideration, maturity, sexual attraction

77: How can I win your heart?

Have these traits: Beard, muscles, weeb, a sweetheart, sense of humor, be Catholic, have a decent career path, give me all the attention

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

yes

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

uhh

80: What size shoes do you wear?

9 in heels; 9.5 in shoes

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Something that will make goth kids take pictures on my grave

82: What is your favourite word?

Bastard

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

The Sacred Heart cause im catholic and hispanic

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

Bad words and insults

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Old Time Religion - Parker Millsap

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Teal, Green, Red, Black, and Pink

87: What is your current desktop picture?

A pretty forest

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Id save it for a rainy day

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

”Have you ever watched hentai?”

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Put collars on them and teach them tricks

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Healing - people, the land, etc.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

dunno

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Ive already did that according to the therapist i had

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Im saving myself for marriage 

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Ireland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Yes

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yes, when i was a kid

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yes, to Cali

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Your governments will always consider your freedom a burden