#you are not prepared to hear how a ball python hacks its not a cough sound. its like a car trying to get out of a hydraulic press

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My snake's favorite hobbies currently:

-drinking water so fast she starts hacking HARD (seriously the sounds she makes when shes coughing are GUTTERAL i cant even describe them) and since her tank is right next to my head at night it wakes me up. Usually at the wee hours of the morning. I've taken her to the vet recently to confirm she just drinks water too fast and is otherwise 100% healthy she just likes giving me heart attacks when im trying to sleep

-shitting on top of her hide