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[emilyscully]

I can feel it gettin' near // Like flashlights comin' down the way

Mitski - "I'm Your Man"

[blortch]

What has been your favorite Halloween set they've done so far?

I don't remember all of them so I'll take this time to rank each of them... p sure somebody's done this before or maybe it was a gifset. anyway

2013: Bonus points for the one and only time they wore costumes, it's cute in how simple and stripped back it is (they did good with what they had) but they've done better since then. 3/10

2014: I'm sorry no offense to the Milwaukee Brumder Mansion but this looks exactly like what it is, which is a boring old "haunted house" decorated with very drab and depressing things that are supposed to give you a slight uncanny feeling and that's it. It's not fun at all 1/10

2015: This is like a slightly lighting-wise improved version of the first one but there's no costumes so it loses a point because that was the only thing that made the former version interesting. 2/10

2016: ig the theme is cute, hanging out in a halloween-decorated-backyard i presume but ultimately its ugly it looks like somehow christmas came before halloween and they tacked on some pumpkins on the fence. They should get rid of those camping chairs already 3/10

2017: I'd like a redo of this dungeon ngl with more stuff in the bg this is another one of those v flat ones that aren't interesting 2/10

2018: nice lighting on them for this one, the concept of sitting around in a pumpkin-patch-esque field with hay bales and a scarecrow is cute. Maybe my judgement is being skewed by the fact that I know this one was where they got drunk. 4/10

2019: A very gaudy beautiful colorful set, more on the fantastical side rather than a specific location like the others so far, the lighting around them is gorgeous, it's not too dark and you can see both them and the decorations in distinct ways 10/10

2020: If they weren't going to put on clothes that didn't make them blend in with the trees and tombstones in the background they should've lit themselves in a way that made them stand out among the foreground (cauldron, floor) and the trees right behind them being pitch-black. Hate it 3/10

2021: Naw....... didn't like this one. It gets a bonus point for pretty dolly shots but its a bit too flat for me (everything is bathed in purple) in a not fun way. 4/10

2022: ugly. I don't feel much like I'm in a cool cave. Why did they make that one last cave layer that round somehow it's bothering me sm. Bonus points for the big spider 3/10

So there you go anon the answer was the 2019 one

[amyscascadingtabs]

this is sappy but whatever. i wrote most of this before the season started (which is why i come off as reasonable and somewhat mentally stable about all of this) but felt appropriate to post it now as a thank you. ❤️

i have vivid memories from the night b99 was cancelled. the news came late evening my time, and i had been editing fic and checked twitter and there it was. loud and clear. i don’t remember which site it was but the picture was jake and amy with their wedding cake and that made everything feel even worse.

i remember freaking out even though i had been prepared, because those last days before the news hit on tumblr were... panicked. but i still freaked out to the extent that i ran outside in my pajama pants and hoodie and blue plastic slippers and called my mom, and then i walked up and down the streets where i lived in the darkness and cried in frustration as she tried to talk me down. i remember there were random guys with motorcycles out? but i was too hysterical to care. i’m pretty sure i screamed something to my mom about ”HOW CAN BIG BANG THEORY GET A BILLION SEASONS BUT THIS SHOW GETS CANCELLED????”

i know everyone who was in the fandom at the time has their cancellation story. what played the biggest part in mine was the fact that i felt like i hadn’t had enough time. really, i had only just become active in the fandom, only just started interacting with people on here and writing my first few fics, but i was absolutely loving it. it was giving me happiness again after a long period of emptiness and depressive feelings. when it was cancelled, what made me feel the worst was the fact that i’d had so little time – to make friends, write fic and react to episodes together. i felt deeply jealous of everyone who’d gotten more.

thinking about it coming to an end now has made me remember that night and those feelings of jealousy. because i did get more time. i got three more years. that night, i remember asking for just one, for a half, for anything, and i got three years.

and these three years have been a whirlwind of emotions and feelings and episodes and debates and discussions and gifsets and fanfic and asks and having this as my safe space while pretty much everything changed around me in the outside world, and i just want you all to know that i have never taken a single day of them for granted. this show could have been taken from me before i’d ever gotten the chance to grow with it and alongside it, and instead it was part of my life for three whole years.

i have a really, really good memory (four time quiz champion anyone? just me?okay <3), and i remember so much of it in such detail, and it's so weird to think about how long it's been when it also feels like yesterday.

i remember my first comment on peraltiago parenting experience, my first episode-related fic, the insane high after the renewal, staying up all night to watch the wedding live. i remember writing fanfiction on the beach while on vacation in greece, on a plane to berlin, at home on my parents balcony late late at night. i remember the honeymoon episode title being released, s6 starting filming again, the excitement over every little piece of news and finding about the cast directing. i remember labor fic and christmas fics and when i scroll back to pictures of my paris trip in january 2019 it's interspersed with a billion pictures of andy at the golden globes. i remember lighting my fairy lights in my little basement room and watching season 6 in bed at 2.30 am if it was a big episode, and watching it in the morning before fridays in high school most days. i remember writing post-ep fics during classes and on my phone on subways and trains. i remember the s7 news, and the casecation nerves and debates, and fucking kissgate. being named "the class amy santiago" by my friends when we graduated and getting a little silver paper plate to show for it. i remember the first fic exchange and inventing julian and simon santiago and i remember meeting @johnny-and-dora and eating wagamamas in manchester and talking about how simon santiago was DEFINITELY on the stairs and buying a little fake plant that i named andy plantberg (he's still in a box somewhere). i remember writing fic during slow hours in the ice cream shop i worked at. moving and putting up my framed b99 poster in my own apartment (very much still up). finding out about trying and everyone going fucking crazy. infertility fic. melissa's pregnancy news. s7 promo and standing outside my job the very first day and texting siân "AMY HAS TO PEE!!!!!???" because that was in the promo and we knew there were pregnancy tests involved in the first episode. the crazy happiness of s7 finally premiering. everyone going crazy about jake and amy deciding to start trying and how i could quote the scene verbatim the next few days. the week leading up to trying, what turned out to be the last normal week before the pandemic. the fucking MESS i was after that. the following week and ding dong and crying with happiness. being dizzy with hyperfixation joy the following day and barely feeling aware of the covid pandemic for the first few days because i was just thinking about jake and amy having a baby. getting through the first few weeks mostly because of b99. admiral peralta and finding out we were having a BOY and not even being disappointed even though the headcanon had been the opposite for years because it was perfect. the iconic b99 quizzes. lights out and mac being born. somehow managing 475 days before season 8, coping together when we got the news about the final season, watching the cast do their final day of filming. the first stream being interrupted by a storm warning and cutting out several minutes because of course. getting to see parents peraltiago and MAC and the insane speed with which those few seconds were giffed. more b99 quizzes. the vow renewal. the finale.

i remember all of it and so much more and as much as my heart is breaking, i’m trying to remind myself that i could have gotten none of this.

brooklyn nine-nine has been such an important part of my life. and it always, always will be, forever. i could have lost it all that night, and instead i got three more years. if i'd known that when i was walking the streets outside my house in the darkness in complete panic, i would have cried with happiness.

so thank you. all of you. for everything. ❤️❤️❤️ for the friendships, the joy, the asks, the debates, the fic response, EVERYTHING. whether we've shared three years or one or less, just know that i'm so grateful.

have some random pictures i found and screenshots from my private instagram (which is inactive so don't bother) from when i started this hyperfixation. jesus lmao 😭😭😭😭 i am less insane now. no i'm not. but i express it less on instagram.

[lemmeaskthedevil]

Hello. I have been seeing so many posts about how the Will™ had the opposite impact on Buck and Eddie's relationship than we were expecting and how it aided in the distance between them this season and now my thoughts are filled with thinking about why it did. this post, this post and this post basically say it all.

So I've just been looking at the progression of their relationship with each other, how they are best friends but many of the boundaries are blurred and have basically been since the beginning. (Best friends is kind of a word that can be used in conjunction with your relationship to someone who means more as well, but in this case the original intent was for them to be platonic best friends. )

In my mind, the will is kind of a boundary. In one sense because they aren't talking about it so it's leaving space between them physically, but also because I think it defines their relationship in a way they never have before.

In our minds and probably in Eddie's mind telling Buck about the will was a good thing. It served the purpose of letting Buck know that he's worth something, that he's not expendable, but I feel like this post illustrates where things kind of go wrong.

It's kind of like all the stuff (see under the cut) that they did before was allowed because no one was stating what each of their places were in each other lives beyond "best friend" though those boundaries were pushed. (Buck refers to Eddie as his best friend during the tsunami arc and Chris refers to Buck as a good friend in s4).

Now that Eddie has defined Buck's place in Chris' life as a "backup plan" (in Buck's mind) and in turn changing the view of their partnership, things are off.

The will sort of implies that Eddie wants/views Buck as a partner and the best thing for Chris, but ig if you have been working under the assumption that your relationship is supposed to be platonic then it just looks like you're the godfather and therefore not seen as a romantic partner or a parent even if you feel like it.

Under the cut is just me discussing how their relationship has not really had any "best friend" boundaries and referencing posts and moments that align with that.

Since season 2, Buck has stepped into a role where he helps Eddie (introducing him to Carla, driving him to see Chris after the earthquake, informing bobby that Chris is coming to the station, etc. there's a gifset I just can't find it) and shows up for him in a way that a great friend should. They are very close even though they just met and they had a rocky start (Buck going with Eddie and Chris to go see Santa).

In season 3, their relationship pushes past platonic. After Buck can't go back to work, Eddie forces him to get out of his bubble of depression by hanging out with Chris "he's hanging out with his Buck today" (when will I not cry over that). (There's a parallel of Chris and Buck/Chris and Shannon in here too). Then Buck jumps back in the water (an acting decision meant to replicate what a parent would do for their kid) to find Chris, he searches all day and ignores his injuries. This all leads to "there's no one in this world I trust with my son more than you". The tsunami arc is when Buck says that they're best friends but this and the lawsuit made it very clear that it's not only that. Eddie, although mad at Buck and using Chris as a proxy, tells Buck about how the lawsuit is affecting Chris.

In what world of best friends is that Buck's business? Of course, cutting off contact without warning isn't something anyone should do, especially to their closest friends but Chris is in no way Buck's responsibility. Buck doesn't even have a problem with that though, instead he wants to arrange a way to see him.

And it doesn't stop there, there's Buck freaking out about Chris going to summer camp, the Kitchen Scene and them playing video games together, and Chris asking to spend Christmas with Buck because he can't spend it with his dad, then Buck and Athena arranging a way so they can spend Christmas together. All of this is family unit behavior!

Season 4 has Chris asking Buck to play video games at his house and a parenting moment between Buck and Chris when Chris runs away to Buck. There's Eddie getting a girlfriend which Buck and Chris have a problem with and the whole home and detour metaphor (4x08 and 5x02 I'm looking at you and you), and Buck rushing to get into a relationship as well. A lot of people were discouraged by this season about Buddie, but I feel like this season highlighted how they made each other the most important person in their lives besides Chris and they can't address that. That was the beginning of things being off between them and s5 is emphasizing that.

I forgot to mention how touchy they've always been but y'all know that already.

The season finale was the biggest moment for them and it's lingering over them now in season 5. Buck saving Eddie's life, Eddie asking are you hurt, Buck taking care of Christopher, and the Will scene were all incredible moments.

Season 5 gave us Chris and Buck and the zoo, Eddie realizing he doesn't want a traditional family (breaking his comphet thinking) (the ready-made family is another negative line for Buck), and a triggering hostage situation with Buck thinking Eddie got shot again (and the balcony scene). There is "did he get to see his kid", and now there's Eddie needing help and Buck not being sure how exactly to show up.

If they were to carry on like before, it would require them to face what The Will really means and what the shooting meant for their relationship (even the hostage situation and Buck not getting to see Chris after all of that) . Those topic can not be broached without them realizing that their relationship being defined as just best friends feel off because they are more than that to each other.

[noahsflynn-archive]

i was tagged by @jeffreycombs bc she’s the bestest egg of them all and is v good to me. tag 20 peeps.

last

1. drink - irn bru

2. phone call -  it was from my mum’s phone but i spoke to her and my dad

3. text message - my dad

4. song you listened to - stupid for you by waterparks, and my god i’m obsessed???? i’d never heard it before... i’m listening to the ‘pure pop punk’ playlist on spotify and this song just happened to be on it.

5. time you cried - today bc of one day at a time

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - nope

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - a couple of people

10. been depressed - ...

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - never been drunk, and i don’t think i’d want to get that drunk

fave colours

12. blue

13. purple

14. pink

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah

16. fallen out of love - nope

17. laughed until you cried - yes, i literally did that a couple of nights ago while watching the slow mo guys videos

18. found out someone was talking about you - no? i’m assuming this means in a negative way, so idk i hope people wouldn’t waste their time lmao

19. met someone who changed you - it’s hard to remember what happened in the last year, so i’m going to say yes, just in case dfghjk

20. found out who your friends are - i have the same friends i had a year ago so

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yes

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - majority.

23. do you have any pets - no *whispers* one day

24. do you want to change your name - thought about it. i have phases of not liking my name, but i could never settle on another if i did so yeah

25. what did you do for your last birthday - on my actual birthday, nothing. things were happening with my family so there wasn’t really a chance. i remember i went out with my mum to buy my present the day after? i really forget what else happened

26. what time did you wake up today - sometime between 10am and 11am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - watching one day at a time

28. what is something you cant wait for - just bc it crossed my dash just now: love, simon.

30. what are you listening to right now - that ‘pure pop punk’ playlist on spotify (blink-182 is on atm <333)

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - there were a couple in my year at school so probably

32. something thats getting on your nerves - hahaha listen, pal, that’s a long list

33. most visited website - tumblr and youtube probably, but i use facebook to talk to my friends and twitter to talk to my boyfriend

34. hair colour - brown, but there are bits that are a different shade near the tips because i dyed some of my hair red like 2 years ago and despite my hair growing quickly (and several haircuts) my hair still isn’t one shade dfghjk

35. long or short hair - my hair touches my shoulders (shortish)

36. do you have a crush on someone - i mean, my boyfriend, is that an obvious answer?

37. what do you like about yourself - let’s not open that can of worms. tbh i could have a killer fashion sense if i just... tried lmao

38. want any piercings? - my fucking helix and i got it done, but the piercing kept getting knocked and bleeding and it was too much pain to put up with so i had to take it out

39. blood type - idk wish i did though

40. nicknames - most common one is dani but i have nicknames that are specific to one or two people... e.g. bones, hamy, doodles, i’ve even been called ‘little d’ a lot by someone dfghjk people also referred to me as luna a lot bc of an old username

41. relationship status - in one

42. zodiac - capricorn

43. pronouns - she / her

44. fave tv shows - don’t ask such harsh questions but bones is a pretty safe option

45. tattoos - i wish

46. right or left handed - right but i use my left hand more often than you’d expect

47. ever had surgery - nope

48. piercings - ear lobes, twice technically but i only ever wear one set

49. sport - does watching them count?

50. vacation - no current plans

51. trainers - when i’m not working (or being lazy at home) i basically live in converse

more general

52. eating - nothing, but i told myself like 2 hours ago i’d make myself a tuna and cheese wrap and i still want it

53. drinking - irn bru (it’s a bit 2 litre bottle)

54. i’m about to watch - unless someone has uploaded a new video on youtube, nothing right now

55. waiting for - the food i’m going to make after i finish making this gifset 

56. want - food

57. get married - at some point, yeah, probably

58. career - TO BE PAID MONEY EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ME THIS GOD DAMN QUESTION. i just want to create. perhaps work in film and television. i. don’t. know.

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs... sometimes.

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - both? but arms i guess

64. hookup or relationship - well, i’ve never had a hookup and i’ve been in a relationship for a long ass time so i guess relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - well i’m personally hesitant as shit but i think it’s good to be a mixture of the two

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes, kind of? i mean i’ve had a couple in jelly form or mixed with coke? but not very much at once

68. lost glasses - like the ones you see with? no, i would cry if i lost my glasses. unless my eyes are closed i can’t handle not having my glasses on.

69. turned someone down - possibly?????? it would have been a long time ago dfghjk

70. sex on first date - never had sex so i really don’t think i’m the best person to have an opinion but honestly, you do you. i probably wouldn’t but who knows

71. broken someones heart - no...?

72. had your heart broken - nope

73. been arrested - hahhaa no

74. cried when someone died - like a baby

75. fallen for a friend - yes

do you believe in

76. yourself - not a bit

77. miracles - a little

78. love at first sight - attraction at first sight, a “wow you seem cool and it looks like we might have shared interests and perhaps this could go somewhere” at first sight fghjkl

79. santa clause - do i get an extra christmas present if i say yes?

80. kiss on a first date - i really couldn’t care

81. angels - uh huh

other

82. best friend’s name - i hate this question, so i’m going to go with my oldest friend... sophie

83. eye colour - brown

84. fave movie - so many but i have a massive soft spot for the fast and furious franchise for many reasons that are hard to explain

85. fave actor - a lot.. kristen stewart, paul walker, vin diesel, michelle rodriguez, heath ledger, james mcavoy, etc, etc.

tagging 20: 90% of the people i could tag have been or they won’t answer this so i’m not going to, but if you see this and want to do it, please do, and feel free to tag me in it <3

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Do This: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, arts, gifsets, whatever. 

@ghostcat3000 tagged me in this at @aspiringpolymath, but I’m answering here, bc most of my ‘currently working on’ stuff is MMFD related. *DEEP BREATH* Are you ready for this? ‘Cause I’M NOT

NOTE: ‘Currently working on’ means I a) have started and b) on occasion open the text file and re-read it, change 2-3 words, and close the file again (usually every couple of weeks). I just put everything on here because it’s both more and less overwhelming than I thought, somehow? 

MMFD stuff:

About Town - Classic me, I post part one with every intention of getting part two out asap and then ??? Don’t give up on me or it, plz

Ask Her Out - Actually don’t want to give too much of this one away, at least, not more than the title does (I will say that I have Simmy say “Well, well, well . . .” in fics, well, too much. But it DOES seem to be his signature phrase)

Battle of Who Could Care Less - Basically, it could be done, but I have these drafts of set lists for both bands and I think about writing a final chapter for the the actual Battle from time to time

Day After Valentines - Rae trying to scoop up discount chocolate at the corner shop without anyone seeing--DO WE THINK SHE DOES?

First Time fic - I feel like I might have exorcised this idea with my Five Times fic, but I haven’t deleted the file yet, so who knows

Fanfic fic - I started my own version of the ‘reading smut with a stone face, reading fluff with hearteyes’ prompt ages ago, and I like the IDEA, but I don’t know if the fandom needs another one (@bitchy-broken‘s version is great!)

Hot Desk Redux - Okay, John Finnemore wrote this amazing and perfect episode of Double Acts, which is two people working 12 hour shifts, sharing the same desk, so they meet twice a day. I really want to do a version with Finn and Rae (only the roles are kinda reversed). I will finish this, but it might not be until 2019 or so

Last Christmas - Yep, still want to finish this multi-chapter that nobody asked for

Mad Spaced - The one that’s probably closest to finishing of all my big unfinished things, but mainly I just keep overwriting this one *ahem* scene

Memento Mori - Depressing thinky vignettes about mortality (FUN)

MMFD 1930 AU - STILL ON THE LIST

Number prompts - A text file with the ones people sent me that I started but never finished. I mean who knows, but nobody hold your breath 

Portrait - Based on a picture glimpsed in the background of a scene, I don’t know if this one will ever be posted

Sound Spice - I’ve always meant to finish a Part 2 to this one . . . 

Stand Up fic - An awesome person gave me a prompt like two years ago and I started it and have tinkered with it, but who knows

Twice in a Lifetime - Catchy title and a good 1000 or so words, but might never see the light of day

Ultimate Fake Relationship - Fun fic with some elements I personally haven’t tried very often. But this is one I want to finish-finish before I actually post anything sooooooooo

Under the Tunisian Moon - This one is technically finished, but I sorta promised a coda/epilogue and I still toy with doing that. I’ve started it (ofc) buuuuut, y’know . . . 

Non MMFD stuff:

Miranda hotel fic - Possible shenanigans at the Hamilton Lodge

Untitled Arthur fic for Cabin Pressure - I ship Martin and Arthur, against the tide of Martin and Douglas shippers, and there’s not a whole lot of Skipthur fic out there

There is one non-fic original work I’ve been churning away at for over a year, but haven’t made much headway recently (like ALL of my stuff, unfortch . . . )

So, there we have it, a more or less faithful narrative of all my dealings with Mr. Fic-ham. There IS an MMFD fic I started wayyyyyyy back in the day, and had someone beta read it (honestly can’t even remember who it was that far back--I don’t think they’re still active in the fan-dem) and they said, “It’s good, but I don’t know if it’s realistic” and I thought I had DELETED THE FILE, but apparently I had just buried it in a subfolder. So, maybe that too?

Tagging (WITH ZERO PRESSURE): To reiterate: I just listed ALL my wip, but if you’re only really working one or two things that you’re excited about, feel free to be as brief or longwinded as you want. Since I already tagged you above, @bitchy-broken and, like I said, ONLY IF YOU WANT TO @kneekeyta @madfatty @how-ardently @slitherouter @emmatationsforall @flirtmcgirt @my-mad-fatuation and ANYONE ELSE who sees this and wants to weigh in with what they’re working on (just tag me, ok?)

[rowanartist]

Fan Fiction Quotes 2017: (part 3)

<p>“You’re going out with Barton. What makes you think you’re in any way qualified to give me relationship advice?”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/366774”>[X]</a><i>amusing deflection banter  </i></p>

<p>“Bucky, you’ve always needed Steve and me to see the light in you, because you could never see it in yourself. That hasn’t changed.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1578938”>[X]</a><i>Peggy bring the truth… </i></p>

<p>“Hey! It’s dumb heroic shit. I don’t do stupid, unless there’s a reason for it.”<a href=“http://atticuos.tumblr.com/post/162595631070/4th-of-july”>[X]</a><i>yup, sounds like him </i>

</br>“Barnes and Rogers, Brooklyn’s own troublemakers.”<a href=“http://atticuos.tumblr.com/post/162595631070/4th-of-july”>[X]</a><i>again, yup </i></p>

<p>“Never felt right pursing any selfish whims when there was so much injustice in the world, so many wrongs begging to be righted.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/8569513”>[X]</a><i>Bucky. Pirate AU. I really like the art - which is how I found it</i></p>

<p>“Steve gets to sleep in the middle and Clark and Buck equally love and fear his toes. His body radiates heat, but his damn toes are always cold and what the shit??? He’s so warm and yet?? Why just the toes?!”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/146321475643/wintersupercap-its-like-stucky-but-with-a”>[X]</a><i>Tumblr head cannon for Steve, Bucky and Clark Kent. I know cold toes! </i></p>

<p>“He does [sex] more for the happiness and emotional connectivity and that natural high of pleasing the ones he loves the most.”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/146359556273/whats-clarks-favorite-thing-to-do-with-his”>[X]</a><i>Tumblr head cannon for Steve, Bucky and Clark Kent.  </i></p>

<p>“He’d never even told her he was pansexual (he figured he wasn’t bi because that could potentially discount aliens and since humans are technically “not him” he figured pan made sense). He’s spent a lot of time in the shower thinking about his sexual identity to be honest.”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/146551418443/the-henry-cavill-gifset-i-gave-you-in”>[X]</a><i>again the wibtersupercap head cannons. Lol. Even if the rest isn’t really my thing at all  </i></p>

<p>“Sex is so very complicated to him. He wants it, he doesn’t want it. It feels good…he’s never in the mood. He wants physical contact…he doesn’t want that much…but yeah sometimes he does? He’s all very confused about himself. ”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/146670061983/oh-my-goodness-clark-accidentally-breaking#notes”>[X]</a><i>MORE head cannon stuff. Almost done, over halfway. Even not identifying as ace I get this. Relatable, personal . </i></p>

<p>“Kal could totally be an indicator of “Hey I need attention, love me plz.” ”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/148350083428/for-wsc-they-gotta-call-him-by-kal-or-kal-el-bc”>[X]</a><i>more head cannon stuff, almost done. </i></p>

<p>“They feel alone in the world, walking beside people who don’t really belong to them but are there all the same.”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/148353679873/bucky-meets-clark-first-post-ws-after-he”>[X]</a><i>they being Steve Rogers and Clark Kent - so on point! </i></p>

<p>“I have all this pent up emotion and nowhere to put it, and my boys are beautifully conveying and taking out their motions while I put my fist through the bathroom mirror.”<a href=“http://buckmebxrnes.tumblr.com/post/155538694443/i-know-this-is-really-random-but-i-came-up-with”>[X]</a><i>ahhh. </i></p>

<p>“Steve’s stomach gurgles noisily and Bucky laughs. "If I could move right now, I’d make you pancakes, but it’s going to have to wait until morning.”“<a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/319282?view_adult=true”>[X]</a><i>sex burns calories  </i></p>

<p>“alfred [’s Tumblr]: guns and sometimes miniature cakes”<a href=“http://wantstobelieve.tumblr.com/post/167280173762/hey-i-dont-know-if-someone-has-already-asked-or”>[X]</a><i>comments </i></p>

<p>“He wants to live on steamed dumplings from now on.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/4097566”>[X]</a><i>I’m with you Barnes, they are good! </i>

</br>“He wakes up early in the morning blanketed by the full-size chest of Captain America. Talk about purple mountains’ majesty.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/4097566”>[X]</a><i>lol </i></p>

<p>“Steve sleeps in the day when he isn’t out and then he’s up all night, up all night long, finding something to do, jogging, TV, sitting at the window, all night, all night.”<a href=“http://ipoiledi.tumblr.com/post/134324911571/i-love-these-conflict-resolution-stories-were”>[X]</a><i>yeah, depression  </i></p>

<p>“Steve hops up on the washing machine, swinging his legs – they’re only a couple scant inches off the ground, but he likes doing it”<a href=“http://ipoiledi.tumblr.com/post/133919491831/wow-i-just-binge-read-all-your-fics-since-steve”>[X]</a><i>relatable </i></p>

<p>“the tired face of Bruce Banner overlayed with that of the Hulk”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/2264658”>[X: story 2]</a><i>imagery. Draw. </i>

</br>“Steve from Brooklyn was still there since Bucky could see him. He didn’t need any other assurance.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/2337806”>[X: story 3]</a><i>comments </i></p>

<p>“well, i say bopped–it was the sort of wild swing you take with a frypan when someone startles you in the kitchen.”<a href=“http://buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com/post/168013597696/ok-i-officially-feel-like-ive-been-hit-by-a”>[X]</a><i>hilarious </i></p>

<p>“led by the bastard child of paul bunyan and lady liberty”<a href=“http://buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com/post/167312802206/how-many-cookies-would-it-take-to-bribe-you-into”>[X]</a><i>what a way to describe Captain America  </i></p>

<p>“Okay, guys, fair warning, this is gonna get pretty meta pretty fast. Because you know that I love Cap-spotting as much as the next person, and this comm is literally one of the most uplifting places on the internet right now, because it’s first and foremost about human connection and how heroes really are just like us, and they go out to get Chipotle or whatever, and we desperately need that in this shit show that’s called our lives, especially after what happened in NYC.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/3758717”>[ch1]</a><i>okay, this makes sense, though privacy should also be a thing… Maybe there’s not pictures? Then the continuation!</i>

</br>“[stan the smithsonian guard] also got a photo out of this, and the opportunity to tell cap that his older brother fought in the 107th during the war and knew bucky barnes. cap apparently got a little choked up. can’t blame him.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/4386261”>[ch3]</a><i>poor guard on duty when Cap took back his uniform… Stan even gets cameos in fics </i>

</br>“and i heard pepper potts might have implied a thing or two right after it turned out bucky was alive, and even the paps are scared shitless of that woman. AS THEY VERY WELL SHOULD BE.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/4386261”>[ch3]</a><i>oh the things that could get done if Peggy and Pepper were in the same time! </i>

</br>“Other auctioned “items” include a self-defense lesson with Natasha Romanoff, archery practice with Clint Barton and Kate Bishop, and a day in a lab with Tony Stark, and they will all be donated by the happy winners to the beneficiaries of the Youth Program at the Potts Foundation.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/4386261”>[ch3]</a><i>YEEEEES!  </i>

</br>“And it was nice to see that you can come back from something like this, maybe not whole, but at least not completely shattered, you know. Reassuring. ”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/4386261”>[ch3]</a><i>motivational</i>

</br>“We don’t want Captain America, the hero who’s supposed to represent the majority of Americans, to be someone we can’t identify with at all because of the lifestyle he chooses.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/1758087/chapters/4386261”>[ch3]</a><i>a haters comment. Me: so the majority of Americans can’t relate to following one’s heart toward happiness?! </i></p>

<p>“It’s been nice to have people around him he can indulge skin hunger with as much as his libido.”<a href=“https://morgynleri.tumblr.com/post/168515169593/mcu-heroes-are-villains-agent-and-raindeer-games”>[X]</a><i>a friwnds Tumblr. I’m not sure (or maybe I just don’t have the energy to analyse it) why this quote stood out to me…</i></p>

<p>“Sure, he didn’t need glasses, and sure, they were practically useless, but they were badass. Plus they made the world look purple”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/4319715”>[X]</a><i>not overall relevant but a cute warming read </i>

</br>“Natasha winds up throwing Clint down the garbage chute and if that’s not some kind of metaphor for Clint’s life he doesn’t know what is.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/4319715”>[X]</a><i>lol! </i></p>

<p>“Put on one of these obnoxious Christmas monstrosities that Tony has decided to inflict on us and get up to the main floor, because when I say that Santa has been, man has he been.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/2843540”>[X]</a><i>comments </i>

</br>“Nope, it’s 9am. That is not too early. It’s Christmas, stop being such a Russian humbug and get up.”<a href=“http://archiveofourown.org/works/2843540”>[X]</a><i>little 3+1 Christmas fic </i></p>