#yoonmin 😭💗

[justanotherstarlightmonger]

The Yoonmin Anon

I feel in the mood to spread some love and light so here’s a dozen or so hearts:

(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💖💝💕💗

Just letting you know that you’re amazing

🥺🥺

Thank you so much bestie 😭💜💜💜

I hope you know, I love you so.

[btsdormstorm]

Taekook

TAEKOOK VS YOONMIN FLIRTING🔪

Jk - put your head on my shoulder 🥺💗

Tae - omg omg 😭😭 your so romantic

Yoonmin

Suga - put your—

Jimin - 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sugar - legs on my shoulder

Jimin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[snifvieluv]

Copys ⚜

No es mío,cc al autor

¿“no”? ¿Por qué dices no? ¿Cuál es el propósito? ¿Te me estás insinuando? ¿Quieres que te bese apasionadamente y recorra tu cuerpo?

¿Copys? No sé de qué me hablas, ahhhh, ¿te refieres a esos exquisitos y excitantes textos cuáles son creados a las 3 am? D-dios...ya sé a q te refieres

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tocan la puerta*

-¿Quién es?

x:el amor de tu vida

-yo que sepa la nutella no

habla

#chaparritaforever #galaxias

estuve pensando las cosas, y creo que ya es hora de decírtelo, en serio lo siento pero, me he enamorado de tu abuelo

내 심장을 따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬

Hola nena soy marcelo el amigo de tu papá le decís q me devuelva el destornillador el lunes

@jennieunicaitboy：PURAS ARMADAS OFENDIDAS

LISA VA A LIBERAR A SU DRAGÓN Y SE VA A COMER A JUNGKOOK PORQUE ÉL TERMINÓ CON ELLA EL LISKOOL VOLVERÁ

oh 👄 my 🤛 gosh 👀 don’t 🙅 you🙌know🤯 that 🤨 i’m ‼️savage 😎🆒🤼✨💢💅💗

Bendito sea el meteorito que cayó sobre la tierra prehistórica diezmando los animales que se convirtieron en fósiles y luego el petróleo que se extrajo y se usó en la fabricación del combustible que suministró el carro de cemento para construir el hospital dónde naciste

d-deja de intimidarme por favor...s-sabes que t-tu icon oscuro y ortografía pe-perfecta me da escalofríos...es tomada de un brazo y acorralada por f-favor...se sonroja y encoge déjame en paz...habla sumisa t-te voy a dar bloq...n-no toques ahí a a a *se corre y se muere

Qué onda🤨🤨 con las armys1️⃣ de ahora👎🏼👎🏼? Antes🔙🔙, cada vez🤗 que escuchaban👀👀 carbonara🐦, siempre😾😾 gritaban “LACHIMOLALA”😹😹 ahora👻 para ellas🤢🤢 es algo 🐤 común y corriente😓. Vivían😭 diciendo🗣🗣 “anyohaseyo chingu"🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ a todo el mundo🌎🌍🌏, ¿Y ahora?🧐🧐, ya ni❌ siquiera⛔️ recuedan💭 que es eso😔😔... Antes🕚, cada vez😒😒 que se escuchaba una canción 👁👄👁 🛎 en la radio📻🎵 gritaban🗺, que eran sus chinos🥰, ¿Y ahora?🤨🤨🤨 Solo es un 😒😒😒 grupo💡mas😞... Ahora😢😢 algunas😒 están mas obsesionadas🤪🤪 con BLACKPINK🤢🤢. ¿Y BTS?🥴🥴🥴 A la basura🚮 cierto?🤬🤬. A algunas🥶🥶 Yoonmin Shipper🥵 solo les importan Jimin y Yoongo bongo🤮🤮🤮,¿Y ramón?💖, el esperanzo💘, Omma Jin, Ratakook y Tata💝? Ahora‼️ a cada ARMY❌ que habla😅😅 sobre algún tema📕 de “Galleto”🍪, “Alien”👽, “J-horse”🐎🐎 etc... La critican🥲, con “Uh, te quedaste🙄🙄 en 2016😴😴”, “ERMY😰”, “Estúpida,😬comprate🤑🤑 una vida💩” “Vete de aquí😷😷” “inmadura🤭”... Ahora 🥺🥺las armys😞😞 critican🤨 a otras Armys⁉️💔...¿Qué onda con eso?😖😖 Ahora🤓🤓 a algunas😜 ni les importa😒😒 si los chicos🐭👽🐱🐴🐥👰👹 crecen👶🏻, o lo que sea🖕🏼🖕🏼, dicen “dejalos👊🏼 que hagan su vida🫀, idiota😌”...Algunas🙄 “Armys”😐😐😐 ya ni lo aparentan🥱🥱🥱. Algo así como🤔, ¿Que tiene🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ que ver👁👁 en que año🗓🗓 estemos🧍🏻‍♀️?, son recuerdos💭 hermosos😍😍 nuestros👯‍♀️, de nuestros🖇 chicos👦🏻🪜, de nuestros ídolos🤩, ¿Cómo no❌❌ nos va a importar😫😫? Ahora🤐🤐 les importa😥 un bledo😵‍💫😵‍💫 todo⭕️ lo que sucedio en 2️⃣️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣. Ahora algunas🤡🤡 Taekook Shippers🤖🤖 se pasan demasiado👵🏻 tiempo⏰⏰ con el tema🔪 de “Taekook”🧿 y dicen cosas🧐 que bueno pues🙄🙄🙄... Antes😑😑 cada vez🤒 que criticaban😪😪 a BTS😻, todas👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼 las defendían👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ full🔝, ¿Y ahora?💀💀 Solo😭 se limitan😒😒 a decir, “si, lo se😒”...🤯🤯 Ahora😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ algunas🤗🤗 critican😳 mucho mas🔄 a Lisa💚, porque creen🤡🤡🤡 que es novia de Kookie😲😲 🙄! Digo☝🏼, si para muchas🌎 es mentira🌚 ok👌🏼 , pero respétenla🙏🏼, odienla👿 si les da la gana🥴🥴, pero respetenla🙏🏼. Ok👌🏼! esta bien👍🏼 que algunas 👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼y algunos👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏿 sean Jikook Shippers🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏼 y todo, pero⛔️, ¿Solo les importa🤦🏻‍♀️ que ellos sean gays💅🏼💅🏼? Algunas🤡 solo comparten📲 “Namjin💜 o Sope💚” y eso solo😒 lo hacen para ver👁👅👁 que eligen👶🏻, y sino solo☝🏼 porque les encanta😍 formar problemas😡... Es impresionante😱😱 el cambio🔄 que hizo este Fandom🥺🥺, cambiaron🥸 más de lo normal😔.

[kimnjss]

AHHHHhHh … now that I’ve got that outta my system

i’ve rewritten this so many times now lmaooaoao the way that update left my two brain cells rubbing together trying to come up with a response 🤣😩

all i know is yaSssSs your such a good storyteller holysh*t 🙇🏽‍♀️👏🏾

yn wanting to fck jooon … like we all knew it but her admitting it had me clutching my pearls for no reason 😮‍💨

lmaoaoaoaoao the fact her list of why not to fck him is longer than her list to actually do it he truly is a walking 🚩🚩🚩

her seemingly agreeing to joon wanting to mess around had that man salivating and having heart palpations .. 🥴🤣

i feel like if they really mess around … his god complex gone be astronomical 💀

🫂 ⬅️ all of us hugging yn trying to stir her away from the incubus that joon is like GET BACKK U DEM😈N

yoonmin 💗🥺☺️

anytime joon is mentioned in yn gc they collectively get the “ickk” 🤣 … justifiable though

jk …. not the borderline prosti…😩😭💀 … 🙉🙈 i wish i was jared.. 19

NAURRRR … 👀👀👀 w-what was joon last tweet about plSsSs 🥴

in conclusion someone pour me a shot 🥃

lol great upload as always ☺️

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AHHH thank youuuu! dude this story is one of my favorites already so i'm so glad that you're liking it just as much as i'm liking writing it - we're having a great time over here LMAO

nah but !? yn really just jumped into the group chat with that like that wasn't some bIG NEWS . nd all of them were so ready to shut it down - her fucking list too??? 37 reasons are way too many reasons ., this cannot end well !!

her switching up tho?? joon is gonna have no idea what to do with himself nd we already saw a bit of that with the way he acted at her hinting at fucking - he's so used to her combating all his advances so the moment she's giving in nd giving some back??? yeah he's going to lose his mind .

nd yoonmin omg :((( they're the cutest thing to ever exist! definitely what we need in the midst of joon nd yns bullshit . the two of them didn't waste any time ., literally went on one date - decided that they liked each other nd just kept it together . the two so called main characters need to take some notes !

JK!? he's a mess all of the time nd the fact that none of his friends ever know what he's up to?? he's always in some shit ., it's best to act like you have no idea LOL

OMG JOONS LAST TWEET! he's convinced that yn agreeing to hang out with him is all his doing nd that he's oh so smooth - when really she already decided to give him a chance ., really thinks that he's doing smth .

[kimnjss]

I had a real ‘keke’ reading this latest enstallment of smokescreen (also this is just me wanting to gush over it honestly 😩)

so lets begin 🤣

chiiiiiiiiiile … namjoon really mess with anything with two legs 😩

also speaking of the infamous maya girl if she gone be a bussit baby … she could learn the word discernment … cause its giving theshaderoom jada and august ‘entanglement’ … then again if twt user ‘@fvckedbyjoon’ ended up on there she’ll probably think she famous 🙃🥴

luv how the gc always on namjoon neck pls someone needs to check him 🤣

also yoonmin 💘💗🥺

also looving 2seok 🥺💗💘 (lololol at jin saying their supposed to be sneaky linkkks like hobi aint the one to tell him what it mean 🤣) .. can’t wait to see how their relationship develops ☺️

imma just say jk bc jk deserves a mention although this truly aint about him 🤣

also lets give it up for VIP tae bc he always checking joon … he will not let that man be delulu ☺️💗

liiiiiiiike i wish i was in the chat … tagggg me innnn coachhh … i’d have so much to say 🤣😩

my ✨ toxic ✨ trait is believing in namjoon character development from man-wh*re to the guy we all see he can be 🤣🥴

yn need to change his name to unwashed d!ck 🍆 …

like im really suprised his meat aint fell off … like is his ph balance okay ??? is all the girls he banging ph balance okay ??

he really the local bicycle 🚲 everyone gets a ride 😩😭

anyways yn is strong against his relentless flirty and outrageous statements bow down to her bc i know some of us would be WEAKK INN DA KNEES 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️ #STANNUPP

anyways i truly am having a blast reading this i legit have my phone screen touching my glasses the way i be swiping trying to read the next part 🤣💗

i should probably give myself a recurrent emoji so you know whose writing these paragraphs every new update 🤣😭

- i’ll go with 🍑 anon (i’m same person who recently discovered your acc !!)

☺️ anywho can’t wait for the next installment 💗💘

AHHH ! this is the longest ask ever - literally just made my entire nighttt <33 alright let's get into it !!

joon is fucking wild fr - no idea what his standards are bc lowkey he doesn't have any ., if you're cute he's down . he doesn't care abt status or anything like that . if you can make his dick jump??? over with . which is why he's always finding himself caught up with crazy girls like maya . this is not the first time he's been in a scandal involving nd surely won't be his last . n each time the two of them are caught together - she's doing the same thing nd broadcasting it to anyone that'll listen .

dude !! that gc will never let joon live bc he's always getting his business aired out lMAO they have so much ammo - it's impossible for them to just leave him alone - especially taehyung !! he's constantly finding reasons to call him out ., that's what he lives for !

yoonmin are so adorable :(( love that they literally met nd decided that they liked each other nd there's no drama at all - bc with what's abt to go down with 2seok nd how yn nd joon are ., we definitely need that tame couple to balance everything out .

joon has a lot of growing to do nd in the mean time ., yn is not going to hesitate to curse him at every turn !! how funny would it be for him to change his name to that - lowkey just might do that bc?? he already has her in there as 'hot camgirl' it could be their cute little think yk . LOL .

NOT THE LOCAL BICYCLE IM FUCKING CRYINGGG ! that's exactly what he is fr - just giving rides to whoever looks at him twice . yns gonna have to scrub up real good after fucking around with him .

buuut yk she's holding out real good right now ., ignoring every one of his advances - she's much stronger than me bc the way i would've given in six times already?? don't know how she's not already weak in the knees for the man - (lowkey she is but she's way too good at hiding it) .

i can't wait to hear what you think of what's to come bc we're abt to hit the real drama !! nd i'm sooo excitedddd <333 nd yuup - i'll have that as your emoji from now onnnn !

[kimnjss]

AHHhHHhhh this update!!!!!!! *chefs kiss*

yn and joon messages 🫠🫣💀

yeah joon gotta do it righttt you want her to be your gffff you gotta put in effort and make it cuuuuute !!!!

omfgggggggg the rings 😭🤧🥺

hobi ig post 🥺🥺🥺🥺 luv 2seokkkkkk

yeah jk just in the denial stage YOUR TIME IS COMINGG

yoonmin giggles 🥺🥺🥺🥺

in conclusion 💗💗💗💗💗💗

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this was definitely one of my favorites for them bc they're finally getting their shit together !! took them long enough but they did itttt <333

joon is forever going to be a mess ., bc in what world can you just assume someone is your girlfriend without doing any of the work to make her that??? but even tho the rings were a last minute thought - they definitely were a lot cuter than they needed to be !!

2seok were destined from being to end ., no idea why they thought being sneaky links would work (also not at them already dating but making that post for the fans nd jungkook acting surprised??? he's a whole ass clown LOL) .