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CrackoOk

Jk - i don't wanna see your breast i just want to see you at your best

Tae - you sure bout that?

Jk - ...........

Jk - n—no

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yOoO(coughs)nMiNnn

Jimin - hyung you've been sad all these days do you want something to make you feel better

Yoongi - (mumbles) y-you

Jimin - huhh??what did u said?

Yoongi - FUCK YOU

Jimin - ( takes off his shirt and smiles )

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mAd bOyFRiEnD

Jungkook - tae i love your profile pic

Tae - i will remove it :)

Jungkook - i love your recent post as well

Tae - i will remove it :)

Jungkook - i love your outfit today...

Tae - i will remov— OH LORD

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💅🏻( Busan wars )

Jimin - ily

Jungkook - ilyt

Jimin - sis it's i love yoongi

Jungkook - bitch it's i love you taehyung

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bEdRoOm?

Jin - jimin go to bed it's 1 am now

Jimin - hyunngggg nooo just 5 mins

Yoongi - Jimin! Bed. Now.

Jimin - ( walks to the room obediently )

Yoongi - wrong room

Jimin - ( changes direction )

Jin - wait yoongi---- he's going to your room now it's the wrong direc-

Yoongi - ( smiles ) it's called punishment

Jin - ( chirping noises )

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YoOnMiN pRoPoSaL

jimin - uwuw let's act how we will propose each other for marriage what if i mess up at the end moment uwu please

Yoongi - ugh why are you so annoying ah okay so you sit on your knee first and-

Yoongi - you had to open the ring box not my zip—

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Taekook

TAEKOOK VS YOONMIN FLIRTING🔪

Jk - put your head on my shoulder 🥺💗

Tae - omg omg 😭😭 your so romantic

Yoonmin

Suga - put your—

Jimin - 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sugar - legs on my shoulder

Jimin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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jUnGsHoOk

Jk - i don't have a credit card but do you mind if i check you out ;))

Tae - come with me

Jk - ( smirks )

Jk - wait wheree are we going though

Tae - to the bank

Jk - 👁️👄👁️

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NAMJIN VS YOONMIN

namjoon - if i were a gardener , i would put our tulips together ;))

Jin - awhhhhh i am shyyy

yooonmmminnnnn

Yoongi - if i were a gardener you'd be my hoe <3

Jimin - i would be pleased majesty

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fEeLiNgS

Jungkook - tae i get this feeling whenever i am around you

Tae - RIVALRY?

Jungkook - uh no like butterflies in my stomach

Taehyung - you have a disease

Jungkook - no it starts with ‘L' ends with ‘E'

Taehyung - LICE

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Ass?

jimin - do you think i am a badass

Yoongi - no i think your ass is great and very much spankablee i love i-

Tae - 👁️👄👁️

Jimin - 👁️👄👁️

Yoongi - what was the question again-?

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TAEKOOKHOOK

Jungkook - has anyone seen my hoodie?

Taehyung - no

Jungkook - you're literally wearing it—

Taehyung - so what huh? You're gonna take it off from me in the middle of the living room?

Jungkook - ( confidently walks towards tae )

Yoongi - ( gets between them ) cut the sexual tension you're not undressing him in front of me.

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Very professional boxing

jungkook - come on in why are you scared now? ( Stars punching in the air )

Taehyung - jungkook don't hit too hard okay i was just kidding in your post i don't know boxing rea-

Jungkook - you should've thought this before and now learn okay

( holds taehyungs waist and starts punching his lips on taehyungs )

jin - someone burn my eyes

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tAeKoOk

Jungkook - ( kisses taehyung in public because he couldn't control it )

Taehyung - JEON JUNGKOOK ARE YOU MAD ALL CAMERAS ARE HERE BANG PD WILL MAKE OUR CD AND BREAK IT DISPATCH IS GONNA PUT THIS AS THERE PROFILE PICTURE JU-

Jungkook - shh they got our back ( winks )

Bighit editors - ( two brothers showing their affection by touch. By their utterly brotherly bro-bro relationship, so pure )

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Namjin is not a sin

Namjoon - m-my hands are really colddd

Jin - ( holds his hand rubbing them ) better

Namjoon - my lips are freezing too they'll turn to ice

Jin - ( smiles as he burns the matchstick putting in front of namjoon's lips )

Namjoon - 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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yOoNmIn iN bED –

Jimin - ( smiles ) why open your legs when you can open the Bible?

yoongi - why open your mouth when you can clearly open your legs

Jin - ( from the closet ) i was spying and the rumour that you both are dating ain't close to anywhere lying

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Whippedkook

Hoseok - hey jungkook have you seen taehyung?

Jungkook - every part of him

Hoseok - ......

Jungkook - oh ah that? He went to the kitchen heheh