#yoltic is in a committed relationship with someone else btw
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New place = new wardrobe!
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The Beehive. Del Sol Valley, California
["Sing" by Chemical Romance pays] "Sing it for the boys, sing it for the girls every time that you lose it, sing it for the world."
Dulce: Hi! I’m here for a styling session.
Employee: Appointment under what name?
Dulce: Dulce Alegría.
[The employee types on the keyboard.]
Employee: ...We don’t have a Dulce Alegría here.
Dulce: Really? I’m sure I-
Dulce: Fuck... I’m sorry, I just remembered now that my new dog distracted me when I was trying to book the appointment. I must’ve forgotten to press “submit.”
Employee: I’m sorry, but we don’t do walk-ins. You need an appointment.
?: That’s right! I hope you respect my rules. I don’t work with rude people.
Dulce: Oh, no! I respect them. If you saw how cute my dog is, you’d understand why I got distracted. I admire your work a lot, so I’ll schedule an appointment. I’ll be back, Mr. Xicoténcatl.
Yoltic: Hold on...
Dulce: Huh..?
Yoltic: I like the vibes you give off, kid. Let me double-check my schedule.
Dulce: Oh you don’t have to, I understand-
Yoltic: The stars are aligning! One of my clients canceled on me.. wait, why did he? [Taps on phone aggressively]. Okay, Tony... paperwork, blah, blah, blah- whatever. Alright Dulce, are you still up for it?
Dulce: Well if you insist. I won’t say no.
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