help! livewatch
to kick off my beatleversary, we’re taking a look at my fellow beatle fan (aka my dad)’s fave movie from the lads... help! i’ve only seen 15 minutes of ‘a hard day’s night’ because it was a bit boring and ‘yellow submarine’ was fantastic, so i hope this falls right in between. let’s go get some help!
...why are we back to the end of return of the jedi?
sacrifice WHAT’S HAPPENING
OMG the sacrificial ring!!! :o
wait does ringo have it?
people: “ring ring ring ring!!!” john in ob-la-di-ob-da-da anthology: “a ring!”
and it goes right into ‘help!’ clever one lads ;)
the movie is in color yet this is in black and white like it’s on tv. coolio! :D
‘help’ is a bop! :D
you’d think the credits would play over them but nope :/
eyyy called it! :D
CALLED IT AGAIN!!!!!!
♫ won’t you pleeeeeease please
me!!! :D
this guy keeps throwing darts on the screen and it’s so weird:
OMG lester like phil lester???? ;o
tribe chief: “we need to find the ring!” guy: “has nobody looked in the washbasin?” lol :D
so the guy is only finding the ring for himself and not the tribe?
cool they live at 221b! :D
lady: “still the same they was before they was!” grammar much?
pretty house! :D
JOHN YOU SNEAKY LIL BISH
he’s reading it in a hole how nice :)
george is using fake teeth to mow a lawn inside their house how epic :D
and paul is playing the organ! :D
ringo: “me finger’s stuck in the door” no rongles it’s “I HAVE THE DOOR IN ME FINGERS!!!!’
OMG RINGO SCREAM LET GO LADY!!!!!
also his hair is a hot mess
john: “that’s immature of you, son” says you
ringo thought the lady thought his fingie was a sandwhich lol :D
ooh light :o
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :o
ringo just fell off the bed lol :D
john sleeps in the hole lol :D
why does john have a phone in the hole lol
he’s calling george and paul who are in the other rooms WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TALK TO THEM
and all he did was say ‘hello’ JOHN YOU DORK
the guy pronounced beatle ‘bee-ah-tle’ lol :D
guy: “they all look the same!” me before a year ago today
yo like harrods the store? :o
they keep saying ‘shilling’ why
ooh title!
groovy!
ringo to john: “what was it that first attracted you to me?” WOAH LENNSTARR???? john: “you’re very polite aren’t you?” yes that’s true thanks for not making it sarcastic :)
OMG MAGNETS!!!
john: “ah HA HA!!!!” op there’s the sarcastic bish!
two lads walking 0.2 feet apart in a 2 BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT BI!!!!
why are ringo and john saying the same things at the same time chaotic lads!
john: “what’s the matter?” ringo: “oh there’s no matter. OW OW OWWW!!!!” i think there’s a matter....
‘65 beatle girls: *swoon!!*
also don’t tell the lady she sucked up the wrong hand...
WELL THAT ESCALATED FAST
george keeps going ‘oh ho ho ho!!!” and i love it :D
they’re playing ‘you’re gonna lose that girl!’ :D
and it goes from not as clear film audio to clear recording audio which is weird
cool shot! :D (and beatle girls probably thought this was so hot)
ringo cig WHY
they have to do it again WHY IT WAS PERFECT
awww ringo’s dancing a bit :)
OMG :o
john: “you naughty boy!” don’t say that plz why :/
OMG THIS GUY’S GONNA CHAINSHAW WINGO :(((((
lady: “please flee!!!” ringo: “ok” lol :D
indian music! (you think this is how george started liking it?)
they’re seeking enlightenment! :D
ringo: “does this ring mean anything from you?” british guy: “freemason?” senpai wants your number
george is asking everyone if the blood rushes to them lol :D
OMG SOMEONE’S KILLING EVERYONE
guy: “could you pick this up for me please?” *knocks the chef out rapunzel style* lol :D
awww the lady wants to save ringo!
lady: “that’s the sacred ring!” paul: ��say no more!” lady: “i can say no more!” lol :D
awww ringo is john’s best friend :)
oh no they have until 5 until a new victim is closing! :o
why is there a ticket in the soup
ringo: “that’s a season ticket!” john: “i love me a good seasoning” *puts it back in his soup* lol :D
ringo: “i got it from this eastern bird... lady” ;)
ringo can’t take the ring off!
george *about his soup*: “there’s footprints in here!” wut
THINGS ESCALATE SO QUICKLY IN THIS MOVIE!!!!
jeweler: “some problems are matrimonial” john: “eh heh heh” ;)
john wtf
the ring can’t be cut and it’s breaking the tools like rapunzel’s hair! :o
john: “you’re a failure, aren’t you scientist?” shut up plz
scientist: “voltage, up, up!” paul: “up up up up!!!” awww :)
scientist: “made in america you see!” john: “this is english” lol :D
john: “how do you feel?” ringo: “i used to use me hands” john: “he used to use his hands” lol :D
OMG I REMEMBER SEEING THAT WHEN I WAS A BABY FAN!!!!!
paulie likes it ;)
oh no the lady has a gun!! :o
the ‘brain drain’!
beatle logic: sing a song back home ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD PROBABLY BE TAKING CARE OF THIS SERIOUS RING PROBLEM????
it’s ‘you’ve got to hide your love away’ so that’s cool :D
she’s not impressed :/ (but i am!)
john said the lady had ‘filthy eastern ways’ SHUT UP JAWN >:(
the lady wants ringo to shrink his fingo! :o
wait what
ooh intermission! :D
this is so random lol :D
PART 2 WAS JUST A LADY WASHING SOMEONE WTF WHY
that was random af and very family guy!
ringo’s allergic to penicillin like my mom! :D
OMG THE BAD GUYS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!
my fave show! :D
JOHN IS ATTACKING IN THE HOLE ATTACK IN THE HOLE!!!!!
aww finger guns! :D
ringo’s crying at his suit having red all over :(
WHY IS THIS FIGHT SO CHAOTIC
ringo: “how can i get the ring off with me hands held up?” lol :D
ringo has a voice crack when he said ‘look!” :D
JOHN GON KILL U!!!!
john’s ‘get out’ is so good omg :D
oh no the scientists really want the ring now! :o
they’re in the snow for ‘ticket to ride’!!! :D
me lol :D
what a giffable shot! :D
:D
ooh music notes! :D
penny lane much? ;)
oh no the guys are watching them... ;)
the lads are saying ‘oh ho ho ho’ WHAT HIGH DORKS
OMG RINGO!!!!!!
he says ‘ouch ouch ouch’ when rolling down the snow lol :D
*OH HO HOS INTENSIFY*
evil snowman... >:)
the bad guys have a curling bomb and one of them keeps saying everything he does lol :D
george: “hey it’s thingie! a fiendish thingie!!” lol :D
guy: “useless! what rubbish!” *THINGIE BLOWS UP A SECOND LATER* lol :D
snowman battle! :o
guy: “in the name of kindness, stop! stop!” the lads: *don’t stop*
HOLY FRICK THEY’RE BEING FLAMETHROWERED
paul running into john at the train station... ;)
ooh sherlock holmes reference!!!!!! :D
:)
ringo: “they have a different religion... i think” lol :D
the scotland guy is mimicking ringo and ringo’s not impressed lol :D
why are the bad guys playing indian music in the phone booth WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
999 is 911! :D
OMG IT’S MY FAVE HELP SONG ‘I NEED YOU’!!!!! :D
wowza editing in person! :o
paperback writer much? ;)
:D
‘she’s a woman’ from past masters is playing on a walkie talkie! :D
the chief thinks it’s shocking and hates it lol
chief: “take this hastily scribbled note hastily!” lol :D
motorcycle go brrrr
guy: “they shall not pass!” gandolf who
‘the night before is playing!!!! :D
:D
what a cool shot!
‘she’s a woman’ interrupted it no!!!! :/
OMG TNT
good ‘night before’ is back! :D
the lip syncing was kinda off tho
the bad guys are in camoflage and it’s like we’re in ww1!
the song ends ON A BIG AF EXPLOSION WTF
OMG THEY’RE USING MACHINE GUNS THIS IS SERIOUSLY WW1 NOW TH FRICK
i came here to watch beatles NOT THE WAR
oh no john fell! :o
ringo: “get up johnny! get up for me, baby!” lennstarr tho ;)
so many explosions I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
guy: “MISSED you naughty boys!!!” ...plz dont call them that :/
victory music is playing did the bad guys win???
wtf is going on THIS ISN’T THE GREAT WAR IT’S THE HELP! WAR
buckingham??? :0
i swear if john is in nothing but a sheet-
not your lockie’s palace ;)
ringo: “IT APPEARS i need one card. IT APPEARS i need to chuck one in” IT APPEARS that you need to emphasize that for some reason...
them playing cards is so domestic :)
ringo: “i don’t just use my drumstick for drummin’” paul: “well what else is it for?” ringo: “i use it!” OH GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT RONGLES
john: “we’re risking our lives for the most useless member!” is that fingo or ringo
ringo: “let that be an end to it, END TO IT” same ringo
omg the palace is haunted! :o
OMG QUEEN REFERENCE???
OMG SOMEONE’S SHOOTING
the guards are tripping over each other!
the scientists are the guards!!!! :o
they made time slow down! :o
someone sprayed that red paint and the lads yeeted out of there! :o
they’re in a bar DRINK DRINK DRINK EVERYBOOODY!!!!”
paul to ringo: “you’re a rat underneath aren’t you?” OHHHHH ROASTED!!!!!
paul used to wink at paul... mcharrison has sailed! :D
OMG TIGER ROAR WHAT
ringo’s alone with it no! :o
thanks for the clarification?
lady to ringo: “don’t move!” ringo to ‘a tiger’: “don’t move, that’s what she said!” lol :D
why is she whistling the 9th symphony
they’re all singing it to make the tiger calm and ringo’s like “ok!!”
A WHOLE CROWD IS SINGING IT WHAT
this is legit abbey road! :o
ooh bahamas!
i love how george is taking pics of everything :D
i didn’t think cameras sounded like static back then tho...
oh no THE CHIEF IS THERE TOO!!!!! :o
BOI WHY DID HE SLAP A GUY
no the scientist is there too! :o
prepare for the beatle bahamas battle lads...
idk what pc is but they all the soldiers all named that
ooh ‘another girl’! :D
i heard it was cold when the lads filmed the movie so rip to their arms :/
CAKE
so much purple! :o
hey john! :D
george: “let’s play a game it’s called peep peep peep peep-“ yup THEY SO INCREDIBLY HIIIGHHHH
THEY’RE SAYING ‘OH HO HO HO’ AGAIN WHY
the lady said ringo’s getting ‘disembowled’ and john’s like “keeps ye busy eh?” like the lil’ bish he is
ringo: “i don’t want to knock anyone’s religion but-” *runs away*
bike lads! :D
they keep saying ‘let’s go back and get ‘em!” yep they hiiiigh
a triumphant one of ‘i’m so happy to dance with you’ is playing!! :D
OMG ONE OF THE BAD GUYS IS SKYDIVING
wtf bro
paul’s explaining things cryptically and george is like ‘why tho’
:D
paul: “there’s the temple and that swimming pool and... i’m lost” lol :D
ringo: “read on” B)
OMG ISSA TRAP!!!!
george: “typical!” lol :D
WHAT DOES ‘KAILI’ MEAN
RINGO GO UNDER!!
omg he’s in the orange blanket! :o
ringo: “HEEEEELP!!! help me!!!” title drop roll credits! :D
dere he is! :D
i remember seeing that before i was a fan and thinking it wasn’t beatles lol
john: “he’s got a plan” paul: “a really famous plan!” john: “a plan superintendent...” superintendent: “you see i’ve got a plan!” ...i think he has a plan
:D
OMG ‘HARD DAY’S NIGHT’ IS PLAYING SO TRIUMPHANTLY
the plan is baseball?
#spon
smoooosh
everyone’s calling for ringo and george is beating his chest lol :D
THE SCIENTISTS GOT WINGO NOOOOOO
scientist: “dust in the generator. gets everywhere” and it’s rough & coarse too...
the lady is saving ringo!
the scientist doesn’t need the ring now that he has...’nobel prize juice’?”
they keep saying ‘eastern’ as the language.... :/
ringo: “i can’t swim!” lady: “what do you mean you can’t swim?” he means HE CAN’T SWIM LADY!!!!
oh no THE SACRIFICE!!!!
the sacrifice involves a horrible, inaccessible name... voldemort?
he’s free!!!! :D
ringo: “i don’t subscribe to your religion!” lol :D
‘help’ is playing again! :D
and the chief has the ring now... >:)
;D
...what does that have to do with anything tho
and with the trippy credits came the end of the movie! the only help i’ll be needing is why it was more weird than yellow sub but i had such a fun time with it (especially the snow scene and ‘i need you’)! what a great movie! :D
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