#ymhh

[spankingwishes2]

But Then...

She said I needed a slippering 'that will keep you standing up and upstanding' - and she gave me one!

@yes-mr-hardhand

Once she had, though, she 'became interested' in the state of my panties.

"And where has all this come from? Don't tell me you've wet yourself!" she accused.

Without thinking, I said 'No! Of course not!" - leaving me in the position of having to explain, albeit hesitantly. And at length.

After that my spankings were by hand and over her knee - but much (much!) more frequent!

[galliumcoyote]

FUUUUCKIN PREVIEW FOR MY REDRAWING OF RYYOS' WACK AS FUCK ANIMALS

HE IS ELONGATED

[talltalesfromryyos]

Bluebodied Woodpecker

Blue-woodpecker Bird ➥ P. Auze

The blue coloration of this nervous bird is due to the insect it feeds upon, and the creamy insides of the thick grasses it both eats and lives inside. It's behavior is not well documented. However, it remains a staple of the Hawaen diet, whose hunters catch the birds by approaching their holes during the day when they are asleep, scaring the birds to death, and stealing their eggs. Their calls are low and drawn out, like the call of an elephant. They represent family oriented people, and people who don’t often complain. They taste similar to turkey.

    ○ Eats soft grass    ○ Tastes like turkey

[nkogneatho]

MATSUOKA RIN x READER (Prompt list here)

Warnings: smut, protected sex, a bit of angst but ends in fluff.

4. "You look so pretty underneath me."

5. "You are so fragile under my touch."

A/n: Hello love. I am sorry that this took long. Here you go @nctzens-world 😬❤

Hair messed up, head resting on the bench in the locker room as Rin thrusted his cock in you.

The swimming tournament just ended, he was so pleased after finally clearing out the mess in his head and grasping a hold on his dreams. Now even after all the drama, you still cheered your bestfriend.

Rin knew he did wrong trying to cut ties with you just because you always tell him to stop overthinking. He knew he messed up. Then why? Why were you still there shoting his name oh so proudly. Why were you still even beside him after all that humiliation. You were someone who gave him hope, who tried to help him and he was unconscious about that. But not anymore.

"Y/n, wait up", he called when he saw you leaving.

"I was just here to remind you who you really are.", you replied as you recognised the familiar voice. "As long as you keep moving forward, it's alright with me. Now if you excuse me, I need to leave", you explained gulping down the pain of not being able to hug your bestfriend after such an epic win.

"No. You can't leave"

"You don't tell me what to do", you kept walking towards the exit. Soon Rin clenched your wrist and sprinted towards the locker room with you.

"Wha-"

"Shhhh", he shushed covering his mouth.

"I know you won't let me talk, won't let me explain myself until I do this. So please just let me cover your god damn mouth for a while.", he demanded. You just nodded giving him a chance. Just this last chance. I swear if something humiliating happens, I won't talk to him again, you tried to comfort yourself.

"I know I fucked up, and I fucked up real bad. I don't even have anything to explain at this point. I am well aware I was an ass to you. But......", there was a long pause he took which seemed like he didn't plan on having this conversation with you.

"But I just realized, you are someone I need. I took you for granted without even being aware of it. But when I see you on the bleachers screaming my name.....there's something that lights up within. Something that I would like to hold on to."

"Wham mphh ymhh mhwen?", you tried to speak but how can you with his big ass hands shutting you up.

"Heh?", rin questioned then realised his hands were covering your words."Ohh", he took his hands off as you glaced in anger towards him

"What do you mean?", you asked in genuine confusion. "I don't know. You know I am not good with words. Look. All I am saying is I am incomplete with you.......and maybe in a...romantic way".

"I still don't know what you're-", he was tired of you being dense so he straight up pressed his lips on yours. You weren't able to retain what the fuck is happening but his lips felt so good that you let him continue. After a while things started to heat up and everyone in the school club had left.

The slight kisses became more aggressive as he entwined his hands in yours and pushed you against the locker. You both were hungry for each other's touch. It felt like you've been longing for this moment.

No words spoken until now, just the room filled with slight moans. You were so busy exploring his tongue that didn't even realise you both had stripped each other in the spur.

"Like what you see?", he said smirking making you drool over his fully visible and hard length. How can you not like it? "We can't do it here, what if someone comes in?", you panicked. "Don't worry, only I have the key and everyone else left a while ago", he said opening his metal locker, removing a small box of condom.

It made you question some things, "So do you always fuck people in the locker room?", you asked him.

"Nah. This is just because someone once told me to always be prepared.", no doubt, they were the words you told him in your childhood when he was panicking to dive into the water for the first time. You smiled.

Rin clenched your hair pulling you into another kiss with one hand while the another was attiring his cock in the condomn

He placed you on the metal bench, the coldness of it making you shiver.

"Gonna go in baby", he notified as he pushed his cock inside making chills run down your body. "Holy shi--. You're so big", you almost cursed at the size inside you.

He waited for you adjust and then started thrusting in and out. He placed his hands each on your side near the hollow space dividing your neck and shoulder. "You look so pretty underneath me", the words making you blush as you stared in his eyes.

Rin increased the pace, shoving it harder. "Ahh.....ohh...ohh ohh Rin!"

"Yeah you like that? F-fuck! You feel so good", he cursed watching how you take all of him.

"Rin mm gonna c- Ohh...gonna gum"

"Yeah baby? cum for me", he demanded.

"Ohhh fuck Rin, fuck I am cumming, please don't sto- Oh yesss", you cried as your climax hit you. Rin fucked you as he chased his own high.

The room that was just now filled with moans and groans was now silent. He cleaned you up, giving you his spare clothes from his locker. It felt loose and big but still comfortable. You sniffed it noticing how it smelled of chlorine. "Why sniff that when the real one is right here babe?", he caught you. "I was just checking if this reeks of your stupid sweat", you rolled your eyes. "Well, seemed like you were enjoying that sweat a couple of minutes ago", he smirked making you glare at him.

Rin picked you up in his arms and took you to the swimming pool. The bright moon reflecting it's light on the water making it look like a pool of diamonds. You sat as his big body covered you from the back practically hugging you and massaging your shoulders and thighs. The touch of his warm hands kneading your muscles made you melt in him.

"Mhmm, you're so fragile under my touch", he chuckled, never saw you so vulnerable.

"It's not my fault, I deserve this after what we did. Don't be so high and mighty of yourself", you pouted making him grin again.

"Did it hurt?", he asked with concern in his rose pink eyes which the moonlight was making more beautiful.

"Yeah.......But it is worth it", you snuggled into him and he kissed the top of your head.

[mephispop-deactivated20230121]

YEAH WE CAN !!!! we will. ace these <3

also may i ask......what r ur opinions on newest genshin trailer 👀👀

OKAY uh lets lets uhhh okay uh uhhh ymhh uhm uhhh 😳😳😳

first off, eula should be allowed to say fuck. "what the devil" ????????? LET THE WOMAN SAY FUCK FOR GOD'S SAKE ?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

also ngl seeing myself there was REALLY COOL i just !!!!!!!! went all !!!!!!!!!!!! and shit hhdhsdhhsdhshhshsh that was fun very fun yes

itto's eng voice sounded a bit weird to me??? i dunno i expected something a bit different???? not saying its bad it was just unexpected (also "little one" made me cackle thats so stupid)

amber and eula building snowmen with the npc child </3 please

NOW ABOUT ALBEDO ELSA'S ARC. OHMYGOD. that's gonna be so fun he's such a well written character cant wait to see him throw hands and shit hshhdhsdhdshsdh. also bennett appreciation !!!!! finally !!!!! my bestie deserves some love <3

tl;dr as much as i hate dragonspine, im kinda excited to see albedo go apeshit (im hoping for a boss battle ngl-)

[superbsocialmediaofblogging]

‏‎‏‎#شركة_نقل_عفش_بالرياض ( بالضمان ) رقم الجوال 👈📲 0536992261 ‎#شركة_نقل_اثاث_بالرياض مع الفك والتركيب والتغليف نعمل بمجال نقل و تخزين الاثاث منذ 15 عام كما نوفر خدمات نقل العفش خلال ال 24 ساعه لكي يكون العميل فى راحه تامه فقط اتصلوا بنا ونصلك فورا ‎@hesa65566 ‎#رب_اجعل_هذا_بلدا_امنا https://t.co/SSrw8azPfG‎ @shorouk_elsallap @haajar_alharbi @rhf9211 @ymhh @d‎‏ (في ‏‎Riyadh, Saudi Arabia‎‏)

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a7bk akthr mn 070 w travis

ymhh glbii❤️🔥❤️amot fek

[sysko212]

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Oscar. Winning. Performance. In the new film by @littlebastardboy You, Me, Him & Her #YMHH watch here https://lbbproductions.vhx.tv/

[listentosin-blog]

The story behind this "Fork In The Road" record was inspired by @littlebastardboy's new film #YMHH. Pleasure to add my part to the effort. It's a bittersweet love story... Similar themed to my previous work on #TheDayAfterLove. Go peep the soundtrack on iTunes, enjoy!

[karllunz-blog]

#YMHH June 2014 at the world famous....

[galliumcoyote]

"They think I'm workin' boys, I ain't doin' a thing!"

He would say it to them in confidence with such joy, with such jolliness that they began to chortle when he did. The story was different every time, but the two of them never mind, never second guessed, never had a doubt.  Most often, it would go, that those in the villages would swing and spit at him. They knew not the greatness that approached them and called for their children, and swore and called to hang him up by his lashes, tear his clothes, and gut him. The Settled People would chase him from their homes and strike at him, cursed the redheaded stranger's name for tempting their children into the night. But Yorba would never. They in the villages, he said, called him a devil.  Nandie and Bee-yo called him father, though, and gasped faux in horror when he would recount his tale.  

Bee-yo was the oldest, cool, calm, and curly haired. His clothes were colored blue and made fine like Yorba’s and his features were sharp like his, too. It made his adoptive siblings wonder if their relation was real. Always seemed to Nandie that Yorba liked him more, anyhow. Bee-yo had the most to do. He was supposed to clean after Yorba’s meals, sweep up gunk that filled the pools with nets when full. When they were empty, he’d scrub the tiles. Anything not fit to eat was disposed of, or given to him to consume.   Second eldest was Beau. Witty, snarky, quick as a whip and gifted with the brightest of smiles. It matched his hair, so yellow Nandie and Bee-yo would conspire in hushed words that the sun himself gave it to the boy, and how to steal it. Beau was ten, give or take, but he was about half the size he should have been. He was never not sick, but gods, the kid was so full of energy you’d have never guessed it.  His job was worst, Nandie figured. He fed the dogs, and domestic though they were, Nandie did not envy him.  He’d always been afraid of dogs. The youngest was seven-a girl called Jee. He did not know her birthname-it had become tradition, in their little makeshift family, to do away with formality. Nandie was unsure Beau knew formality though, to be fair. Jee refused, though, and never left Yorba’s side since her arrival. Where she came from, she would not tell. Nandie found himself jealous, terribly so, and he would push and shove without thought, until Bee-yo brought him aside and reassured that the two of them would always be father’s upmost favorite.  Why, Of course they were! How foolish of him to think otherwise. Who else? The world was fire water - burning, burning, bitter - and Yorba and they were clean and clear. They were Yorba's best workers, best and most loyal. Screams and nightly caterwauls did not shake them. It was their job, to feed him, to push folks of all kinds into the boiling water below their platform, for the man with the mismatched horns and dull color did everything for them. He fed them, clothed them. Yorba bathed and watched and sung to them where their parents did not. They were lucky, and if Bee-yo was unafraid, then neither was Nandie. Bee-yo was the oldest, after all.  Luck, however, was not what Bee-yo was known for. Not that he would complain, in his strange, wise sort of way. He was hardest of them, the toughest of them, and though his work was disgusting, he would took quiet pride in it. The dead would fester and turn to mold in the winter, when their masks grew dusty and redundant, and he moved rooms to sleep in the heat with Yorba and Jee. Their blood would freeze and congeal on the surface of the pools the boys called the Eyes. This fed not only maggots and gave the flesh a mildew texture, but also sustained Bee-yo's brothers. The angry little worms did the same, but they were too gritty, they would tell him, and before long the oldest of them began sneaking food out to them. Bread, pastry, wine, fruits, fetid though they smelled. Anything the young man could hide under his shirt, anything he thought father wouldn't miss. But father, so Yorba would explain as Bee-yo's welts scabbed in the spring, missed him most of all. His fist and belt were  ever-loving, and Bee-yo's back was far too blank. The winter was less lonely for Beau and Nandie, though, and to speak of a time before the three of them was then taboo. Dust was easier to remove.

[talltalesfromryyos]

Tan and Red Crane

Stalking-waddle Bird ➥ D. Alballowes 

The Tan and Red crane of the inner table is tall, four meters in height, and heavy, almost 80 kilograms. They are covered in coarse, short, musky-yellow feathers, save for the breast and cheeks, which are a ruddy red, forming a mask on the bird’s face. Its beak is long and sharp. Its wings are small and vestigial, and give it no ability to fly or glide. It has a tail bump with no real flight feathers, and has two front toes and one back toe per foot. They are wide spread with long but dull claws. They can sprint up to 50 kilometers per hour, with short stops in between. They prey upon snakes, bees, fruit flies, and also eat the soft insides of thick grasses. They also eat Mambro fruit and frogs when they can. They are fairly solitary birds, but can form lasting friendships, and often look for familiar birds. They walk with a distinctive waddle in their gait. They are not often eaten, but their eggs are sometimes boiled pickled as a treat.

○ Omnivore    ○ Big, tall, and heavy    ○ Fast

[galliumcoyote]

Preview 2! Unlabeled

Every planet needs scavengers 😔✋

[talltalesfromryyos]

ODD TAX EP. 1 || THE TABLE

Longbear

Longbear ➥ F. F. Ursa

The largest mammal on the table, the Longbear, despite its name, is a long=bodied feline with wide shoulders and narrow hips, recognizable by the dark stripes on his rump, similar to the now extinct Tasmanian Tiger. They require large, forested areas to inhabit and are fiercely territorial. They have four toes per foot, in addition to a flexible dew claw, of which the claws are non retractable. They weigh, on average, 525 Kg. They usually reach lengths of 600 centimeters. They stand on their hindlegs to display dominance, and often avoid human contact. The mouth is small in comparison to the skull, which is square and cubic. The Longbear’s teeth are stout and sharp, but relatively short. It is purely carnivorous, and while not particularly aggressive toward humans and other Longbear, when approached, it will fight vigorously. It is solitary and the offspring, most often only one, stay with the mother for only 6 months. During that time, the female is extremely protective. It's an opportunistic hunter, targeting sick or elderly prey, and are ambush predators. 

Potential Alt. colorations below cut.

[talltalesfromryyos]

Watercoons

Watercoon ➥ P. Ursamane 

Watercoons are effectively the same as modern raccoons. They are medium sized mammals who live near waterways, preying upon fish and mollusks. They have four fingers per hand and foot, and a small grouping of hair near the rump, similar to a rabbit’s tail. They have a darker facial mask, of which is usually black but may be any degree of liver, dark cream, or dark brown, and a body which is typically cream. Albinism is not uncommon, and white Watercoons are typically taken as ill omens or of bad luck and malevolent spirits. Melanistic Watercoons often are taken as good omens, in contrast. They are nocturnal and omnivorous, and are fairly intelligent animals. Despite the resemblance in appearance and diet, Watercoons are far more aquatic, and act more similarly to badgers and wolverines than to true Raccoons. They are solitary, aggresive, and equipped with chainsaw-like teeth. 

Alt. Colorations

[talltalesfromryyos]

Askrai’s Maned Flying Squirrel  ❁ 

A miniature rodent, with a pair of front limbs, abdomen limbs, and rear limbs. The first two pairs make a pair of moveable sails, of which have impressive mobility in their sockets. The rear pair, equipped with another sail between it and the tail, acts as an anchor when not in flight. The bones are hollow, like that of birds, and the paws each have two fingers and a thumb. The first pair of hands have webbing between the fingers. Likely vestigial, this webbing serves very little purpose and does little to slow the Squirrel’s fall.  These critters feed primarily on insects, though nuts, fruits, and other sweet foliage are also a major part of their diets.  Offspring number 5-15, and reach maturity around 5 months. The total lifespan ranges anywhere from 2 to 5 years. The males usually live shorter, and their manes are thicker, longer, and darker.