#yknow what fuck it i'm giving them my own ship name

[nobodieshero-main]

bestie bestie beloved i listened to the song 'atlas hands' by benjamin francis leftwich and maybe it's just bc i saw atlas and immediately applied the song to him but idk i just think it really fits him? that sense of wanderlust intermingling with loss and the grief of a devastating adventure, 'i will remember your face cause i am still in love with that place' - conflicting thoughts because the journey 'killed' keika but now atlas is back safe and maybe there's a part of him that still aches for that which he doesn't know, or perhaps there's regret even that his own wanderlust involved keika to begin with. idk i feel like this might not fit but it's a very pretty song either way - @tbos-main

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no because you're so right it's not even funny, when i first saw the title i went ''haha atlas'' and then i actually listened to it and i was like "oh this IS an atlas song-"

Take me to the docks, there's a ship without a name there And it is sailing to the middle of the sea The water there is deeper than anything you've ever seen Jump right in and swim until you're free

like the first verse is immediately Atlas deciding to go on the quest, stepping into the unknown with a smile, uncaring really of whatever he may face because he's finally soothing that itch under his skin that's always sung of adventure. And there's that idea of freedom, hiding that undercurrent of danger that I just think suits him and the story so well yknow??

I will remember your face 'Cause I am still in love with that place But when the stars are the only things we share Will you be there?

the chorus?? absolutely about him and Keika, and even subtly about Atlas' own guilt and feeling unworthy of having Keika in his life again

Money came like rain to your hands while you were waiting For that cold long promise to appear People in the churches started singing above their hands They say, "My God is a good God and He cares"

OKAY OKAY OKAY I LOVE THINKING ABOUT THIS VERSE IN REGARDS TO NOBODIES HERO BC THE GOD IN QUESTION IS PRINCE SASHA - so that first line just fits so fucking beautifully into the fact that Atlas and Co. are basically paid to keep quiet about what actually happened on the quest. Prince Sasha literally gives them hush money, and Atlas takes it because he doesn't know what else to do; and then that second line?

Atlas made a promise to himself that he'd get Keika home safe, and he failed in that, so he's just like. forever waiting for it, if that makes sense?? it makes sense to me

and then the last two lines are about the citizens of Prota and their near god-like worship of Prince Sasha bc of generations of propaganda and shit; and in the context of nobodies hero "my god is a good god and he cares" has this like twisted meaning, where it's both how people actually feel and it's the bitter sarcasm of keika mocking them for feeling that way?

I've got a plan, I've got an atlas in my hands I'm gonna turn when I listen to the lessons I've learned I've got a plan, I've got an atlas in my hands I'm gonna turn when I listen to the lessons I've learned

and basically this final verse is basically just Atlas' learning from his past mistakes, he knows what he's stepping into now when he decides to go on another adventure, he knows what might be waiting for him at the other end and this time he's not going to let it happen.

[corriegardenia]

Ponds, Fox, and the no good very bad epistolary

Tw: corrie guard abuse, references to suicide, references to upsetting canonical events

Dear Fox,

Stop ignoring my comms. Do you know how hard it was to get physical letters from this far out in deep space? The courier laughed!

Your (irritated) brother,

Dear Ponds,

Ponds.

...

You misspelled irritating.

Regards,

CC-1010 "Fox",

Marshall Commander,

Dear Foxiest fucker this side of wild space,

Coruscant Guard Division.

...

You're alive! That's good. I wasn't sure, you see, because you've been ignoring my kriffing comms since we shipped out. I worry about you, yknow? Tell me about coruscant, and maybe I'll tell you about my jedi ;)

With love,

Dear Ponds,

Ponds.

...

Coruscant is big.

Regards,

CC-1010 "Fox",

Marshall Commander,

Dearly detested batchmate o mine,

Coruscant Guard Division.

...

That's fair. I forgot to specify. What's the best part of the Coruscant posting? What's the worst? Cmon, vod. I miss you.

Beginning to get worried,

Dear Ponds,

Ponds.

...

The best part of coruscant is the food. We get real food, feel jealous. The worst part of coruscant is that people know where to find my comm number and post box.

Regards,

CC-1010 "Fox",

Marshall Commander,

Dear Fox,

Coruscant Guard Division.

...

Paperwork hasn't killed your spirit yet! Good! I got assigned to Windu - purple saber, killed Prime? It's a weird feeling. He keeps treating us like natborns.

Your batchmate, who might even have rights,

Dear Ponds,

Ponds

...

I got a glass vase thrown at my head, no bucket, yesterday, for telling a senator that a shiny refusing to be their replacement maid was not an offence worthy of decomissioning.

Coruscant is more formal than General Windu, evidently. I got a demerit for giving my name as Fox instead of CC-1010 in an 'informal' meeting with a senator 'concerned for clone welfare'. Three of those and I'm put up for reconditioning.

We don't get bacta. There was a prison riot, yesterday, and half my men were injured. I watched two bleed out from wounds that would've been fine if our medics had any kriffing supply restock in the last twelve rotations.

I'm glad you like your jedi. The ones that come here are very formal, and they never stay long. The Chancellor is worried about a coup; I have been instructed to minimise contact with them at all costs, to retain separation of powers between the military command structure and the civilian one. I didn't want to ask if that includes meeting front line brothers; the Red Guard tend to lash out when I ask too many questions, and the Chancellor can't (won't?) stop them.

Dear Ponds,

I lost a brother to their own blaster today.

...

I have been reprimanded for spending resources on letters. This will be my final message.

Regards,

CC-1010 "Fox",

Marshall Commander,

Coruscant Guard Division.

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Wolffe_104: Why do we even bother? Vod, I'm here when you want to make time. Until then, I've got a battalion to run.

Pretty-Fly-For-A-Bly: Ponds won't stop comming me. He's pretty worried about you. We all are. Everything okay?

King_Cody_Droidkicker: Fox, I know you're busy filling the drunk tank, but we miss you, asshole. Answer your comm.

~

User_CC_1010: You tattled? Seriously?

Pond-Scum: Fox! I was worried, you bastard.

User_CC_1010: Ponds, seriously, I've been in the medbay. Some of us have actual work to do. Leave me be.

Pond-Scum: Medbay? You're on Coruscant. What on earth happened?

Pond_Scum: Fox?

Pond_Scum: Fox?!

>the comm number you are attempting to contact has been disconnected or has blocked you.

~

User_CC_1010: I'm sorry, vod. I'm so fucking sorry.

>the comm number you are attempting to contact has been disconnected or has blocked you.

[chessere]

Music that reminds me of wintershur :')

To preface. I am a little bit tipsy and sleepy. What am I rambling about? Fucking guess baby. I don't know either.

Also this post is about songs that remind me of them. Not what they'd listen to. I mean. I think they would listen to this too. But there'd be a lot more britney spears involved. I have a very particular image of them in mind.

Anyways first of all ethan is a swingrowers guy and miles is a bear ghost guy no i do not take criticisms actually

He's trying to call out her name

But his love is still too far away

That part alone. That hits like a bitch. Mia winters you will always be famous.

Also because canon ethan is a jazz guy. Probably more of a frank sinatra person but something upbeat is nice!!! So electro swing it is!!!!!!

.......Yeah this is what happens when you let a guy who only listens to weeb music and electro swing make a playlist lmao

Now. Miles. My second favorite man with 8 fingers.

Both of these. It's the vibes for me and not much with the lyrics. You know which ones are about the lyrics though? both versions of the hound and the fox. They're SO miles upshur. The most upshur to ever upshured, even.

I can't catch my breath! Been working to the bone Dottin' on all the "i's" And crossin' every "t" I own This ain't pullin' thread No, baby this is war! I'll be the card to end their cash machine They'll rue the day the hound came to their door

The real crooks ain't wearin' ski masks No, they're walkin' around in suits They feed us lies in American wrapping They're just acting

It's so hard to choose which part fits the best because the entire song goes crazy. Good god i am so obsessed with it.

Speaking of I the mighty. Playing catch with .22 is such peak wintershur it's insane (delusional)

I've been thinking back to when we used to share a drink on midnight walks When you'd pretend your winter breath was cigarette smoke in your lungs I'd fight the urge to give you all the worst advice about the ones you liked (You called it chemistry, I called it earning bragging rights) Knowing damn well if I told you how I felt, I'd crack the ice Roll the dice

Oughghhhfhhhh...... Oghhufhhughuhhf........ No one said it'd be healthy yknow. I'm not very known to like ships where the people involved are happy without any conditions. Wintershur in particular is big on the side of being a situationship more than a relationship jfjdjHFJDJDJDJ

[smolfailure]

FUCK IT, DREAM SMP HOMESTUCK AU

but it's only half shitposts and there are actual Thoughts in there.

You don't need to have read the comic to understand because I tried not to spoil anything major, but it'd help if you knew basic stuff about classpects, SBURB and the hemospectrum.

disclaimer: i'm not a good pixel artist and this is my first actual sprites ever so please be kind to my weird pixels

The Kids:

Tommy

Fundy

Techno

Tubbo

tommy, tubbo and fundy one of the kids because they're the kids in dream smp canon (with fundy being son of wilbur)

techno's there because i want to make a dave strider reference (haha get it because techno's name is also da-- *gets shot) and also because they are both coolguys except instead of using irony, techno has adhd

The Trolls:

Wilbur Soohte (fuschia)

?????? Ehrret (violet)

J????? Shlatt (purple)

Nihacu Niikki (indigo)

Skeppy Diamon (cerulean)

Quacki Tthiey (teal)

Philza Myncra (jade)

Dreame Wastkn (lime disguising as olive)

George Notfou (gold)

Sapphe Nahfpe (bronze)

Badboy Haelow (burgundy)

don't come at me saying only females are allowed to be jades and fuschias; gender is fake and this is an au

more of the AU and the talksprites are under the cut:

Tommy

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Red

chaotic. the first person to be introduced.

when he gets introduced instead of the “Zoosmell Pooplord” bit, Tommy is initially going to be the name inputted but then backspaced it and decided that Tommyinnit was better and he was fuming until he’s named Tommy.

Gives me big Blood/Hope vibes. Blood because a lot of the conflict of the dream smp connected to someone breaking his trust or harming the things he cares about, Hope because a lot of the plot of the dream smp stems from Tommy starting shit based on his ideals and what he thinks is right.

the first to instigate fighting against the trolls

bbh contacts him once and tommy keeps cursing until he disconnects from frustration rip

wields Gunkind and his only strife weapon at the beginning is the Vlog gun. He has Gunkind as his strife specibus mainly because he looked up at schlatt and he imitates him.

Fundy

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Orange

it was his idea to play SBURB but only through Dream.

he talks to dream the most among the other trolls fwt stans getcha juice this is the rosemary of the session

dream’s the one giving him exposition about the game so that’s how he knows how to play SBURB.

wilbur trolls fundy once and instantly adopts him.

“You’re my son.” “How does that even work??” “I was one of the people who created your universe. It’s basically the same thing.”

Fundy relents anyway.

Techno

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Pink

dave strider but dead-inside voice + rose lalonde english major vibes

he slices the text box when you try to name him "Dave " like in

techno gives me time player vibes (contantly on the move. his skyblock series, his “stays in the pit” monologue,) but also rage vibes (anarchy,  the “theseus” monologue, political alignment is Chaos) alas i am not sure what class

uses Tridentkind and claims "it came from god"

 it was dream, he accidentally transportalized one of wilbur’s weapon while he testing the transportalizer.

Tubbo

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Green

the jade harley of this session. the only thing keeping them from going apeshit. where would they be without him.

but also jade harley in a sense that he seems nice and wholesome but also don’t fuck with them they can mess you up

Heart/Life vibes??? someone good at classpecting help

i put them in prospit bc of the "tubbo third eye" instead of tubbo having a sixth sense or smth, they see the future from the clouds of skaia when they sleep

wields Stress-relieverKind at some point

bonus: everyone’s actual hair colors

Ideas about the Trolls

no i haven’t done their sprites yet bc it would take so much time and i’m not even sure if people wanna see more of this au skjdkdsakdfkl,, but i have Design Ideas.

events of the dsmp revolution are just a FLARP session drawing parallels to how the homestuck trolls had a FLARP session that spoiler alert: destroyed friendships. dtrio, eret, will are involved. eret betrays will's faction and wilbur's still Bitter over that.

on the context of alternia (highbloods and lowbloods) lmanburg and dreamsmp have their roles SWAPPED.  the emancipation theme thing is completely gone since highbloods are in more power than the lowbloods (the dream team) . 

wilbur made a faction called l’manburg because he wants a place where he and his fellow highbloods could make drugs vibe.they take a piece of land that was owned by the dream team. in normal circumstances, they shouldve stood down because lowbloods aren't supposed to start shit with highbloods (especially a group of highbloods that has the alternian heir among them)  but dream turned it into an activism thing about lowblood rights. the story plays as close as possible without tommy or tubbo in it (which is pretty hard ik but this is the best can do).

like in the dreamsmp revolution, dream kinda let wilbur do what he wants but this time he has more reason to because he’s in a lower caste. dream really only fought back when wilbur announced that he’d be building lmanburg on their land and calling it theirs.

eret betrays wilbur by supporting the lowbloods and wilbur and co. technically won but only because he finally called the drones in, as a reference to how lmanburg absolutely got crushed by the dream team in the smp but technically won. l’manburg keeps the piece of land and the dream team scatter away to find a new home.

wilbur soot's a fuschia because a) he's in a position that has a lot of power, b) yknow how he wrote a song about squids and his thing with sally… yeah.

eret's a violet because nobility!! dream looks down on him because he's ambivalent on fighting for lowblood rights when he's in a power to do so "you just sit there, and you look pretty that's it"

also like eridan he has a minor aesthetic mutation (herobrine eyes) that won't classify him as a mutant.

jschlatt is purple because it makes sense thematically because of the gamzee parallels (a. substance abuse b. if you know what happens in act 6, you know this already but spoiler alert, he ruins the main protagonists' lives) also he's a funnyman he deserves the clown caste

 quackity's a teal because he’s a law student. moving on--

 ok but for real it also makes sense thematically because he's the one who wrote the thing that tricked schlatt into agreeing also he gets manipulated by schlatt which also draws parallels to certain events in the comic

skeppy and bbh are BEST FRIENDS despite being highblood and lowblood respectively. initially, skeppy just wanted to bother bbh but they grew to be good friends in time. y’know like how they actually becane friends :D

philza minecraft is a jade because dad friend. also works thematically, because spoiler alert he gets to murder a seadweller for going batshit crazy. 

he also god tiers early. he dies fighting his quick undead denizen (haha baby zombie) but the consorts of his land carry him to his quest bed because he’s treated them all so well.

dream was initially going to be another caste but then i realized that means i have to make his hoodie something other than green which is unacceptable so its a good thing the fact that he's a lime works out

dream was the one who thought of playing sgrub in the first place- initially only planned to have gogy, sap, and bbh in the session but then realized that they four won't be enough so he invited more into his session

he’s also the first to go godtier ez clap blind speedrun not sure what classpect tho

the only reason why dream avoided being culled at birth for being a limeblood is because his rng is That Good. he quickly picked up the fact that he’s not supposed to exist and masqueraded as an oliveblood and kept mostly to himself to avoid suspicion.

george is still colorblind but he has lazer eyes along with it instead. dream lives with him in the same hive since being a mutant means dream doesn’t get a lusus of his own (dnf fans getcha juice “and they were roommates”) 

despite living in the same hive, he never really figures out that dream is a limeblood. possibly because a) he’s colorblind and when he sees dream bleeding he just sees yellow b) he’s just that fucking oblivious and it’s so valid of him.

sapnap’s a bronzeblood mainly because i know he’s the instigator of the pet war with tommy also because i associate him with the color orang in my mind so bronze it is

that’s the end of this long-ass post!! if you have other ideas PLEASE i want to hear them. i don’t know the other streamers i mentioned in here very well so if you have ideas that would be fitting to them like with classpect or lunar sway that would be GREAT. 

the only thing i’m confident about in here are the kids’ lunar sways. i’m not an expert in classpects and homestuck lore so there’s that too!! i just wanted to make this post because adhd means that the idea wouldn’t shut up until i finished it. This initially started as a single shitpost edit of tommyinnit talksprite but then the hiveswap 2 trailer came out and that means i have to combine my two hyperfixations.

also i have ideas about potential quadrants but idk how much of that is breaking some streamers’ boundaries about shipping (even the non romantic quads such as kismesistude, morallegiance and auspisticism) so i decided not to include it.

edit: apparently people want more so i made a discord server as a place to brainstorm!! please pm me to join!

[wxlfstxrx]

Hi, Rae. I'm sorry to disturb you, but I need to take this off my chest and you seem kind enough to help me deal with this. I know this is going to be a long ask, so I'm sorry in advance. It's been a few years since I started questioning. Actually, the more I go on the more I like the word bisexual, but since I've never had a relationship before, I sort of don't feel entitled to label myself as anything? (1/2)

hey anon, thank you for confiding in me. you’re not a bother at all! i’m honoured that you trust me enough to speak to me. i can imagine how hard it must be for you rn, and i’m sorry you feel this way. you shouldn’t have to, really. first of all, i wanna say two things:

1. just because you’ve never been in a relationship before doesn’t mean that you’re not entitled to/worthy of a label.

more on the label thing later, but your sexuality is not defined by your experience, either with relationships or with sex. you can have no experience but know you’re bisexual, or any other sexuality for that matter, and that’s okay. i didn’t have any experience back then when i realised i was bi. not any proper relationship experience anyway. it’s fine if you’re like me (or rather, like me in 2016 lmao lots have happened since then akfjflsdjfls). it doesn’t invalidate your own understanding of yourself and who you are and what you identify as.

2. sexuality is not a destination, it’s a journey. (or whatever the exact phrase is. i can’t remember exactly.)

i used to think i was straight (HAH! as if i could ever be. wonder woman was my bi awakening at the age of 9 without me even realising). i dated guys periodically and i was obsessed over het ships back then (dramione, yes, i know, percabeth, clace, you name it) and for the fucking longest time (9 years) i thought that my interest in women was just, yknow, those things that people call “girl crushes”, and not actual crushes. and then in 2016 i realised i was bi when a good friend of mine (hey, if you ever read this!! 👋🏻) asked me about it point blank, and i was just like, oh. hahaha dskfjskfjs good ol’ days.

anyway, it’s normal to feel unsure and nervous about matters as important as sexuality, because it’s a big part of who you are. i get it. i get the insecurities about not knowing what to call yourself, i get the insecurities about not knowing whether people will like you for who you are, and i get the insecurities about not knowing whether i’ll ever find a place in this community.

but honestly, sexuality changes, and that’s okay. that’s valid. nobody should tell you otherwise. i thought i was straight, turns out i’m bi. recently realised i have certain more guyish tendencies too, but i wouldn’t really consider myself as nonbinary because i do feel comfortable being a girl (some aspects less than others lol) and i do feel comfortable being addressed as such. but i have friends who decide somewhere along the way that they’re more comfortable identifying as nb, and that’s perfectly fine. or i also have friends who came out as bisexual, and then decided they were pansexual. also perfectly fine.

there’s no final destination to your sexuality. it’s a continuous journey and process of self discovery, and i know it can be hard because there’s so much censorship and hate in the world, and honestly the queer community does NOT have enough support or resources for people who are still trying to figure themselves out. but i assure you, 100%, that you deserve love, even though you’re not currently sure about what you identify as. baseline is, be who you want to be and love who you want to love. this is your life, and these are your feelings and experiences, and nobody can take that away from you. fuck the haters who try to dictate what you’re allowed to feel and do, because they’re wankers.

if a girl you’re interested in cannot accept you because you’re not sure about what you identify as, then she’s not the right person for you, t b v h. if anyone dares give you shit for not being sure, tell me. i’ll fight them.

on another note, don’t rush yourself into making a decision on what you want to identify as, or if you want to at all (if you don’t ever want to, that’s fine, that’s your choice). like i said, it took me 9 years to even realise it, and i honestly accepted it immediately, but people out there do live in denial for a couple more years, and that’s okay. take your time, sweetie. it’s not a race, and there’s no deadline. do whatever you’re comfortable with, and take it day by day.

sorry for the long reply i got carried away LMAO. but you got this, hun ❤️ lots of love for you. i’m always here if you need to talk! i’ve officially sold my soul to tumblr hahaha instagram is flipping shit sdkskdkd

[jooniez]

I'm (very obviously lol) a Joonie girl, but Hobi and Yoongi are strong wreckers!! Honestly, rapline owns my heart, and they live in my head rent free 🥺 They're such good producers, writers, composers, rappers, and performers.

And they have the. cutest. relationships. ever! 'We've lived together for 10 years' Namgi?? The way they make songs? When Yoongi has the widest, fondest smile on his face when Joon is goofing around?? And Sope!! Literally making their own ship name? How they're opposite but compliment each other so well? The way Hobi brings Yoongi out of his shell? And don't even get me started on Namseok 😭 Joon honestly looks at Hobi like he's the sun, moon, stars, and everything good in life, how they depend on each other, how Hobi takes care of Namjoon, and Namjoon never fails to mention how he needs Hobi 😭💙

And put those three together and they're each others' hype men, they're hilarious, and talented af. I just love how much Namjoon hyped up Hobi's mixtape and how he adores Yoongi's producing skills. And how Sope adore him right back. (This is a fcking essay I'm sorry I just love rapline with my entire being)

so it’s crying over rapline hours huh nonnie ... ;-;💕 okay but god I so feel that 🥺 fun fact hobi was actually my first bias then yoongi (I literally only had pics of yoongi on my phone for the longest time lol ✨) and now I’m a joonie girl forever & always too 😭💍💞💞💞 also, cypher pt. 3 was what made me say ‘okay I’m definitely a fan of these guys’ and made me really get into bts and be where I am today, so moral of the story I would lay my life down for rapline any time any day, I LOVE THEM!!!! 💖 you said it all; these men for real some of the smartest most thoughtful, loving, caring, attentive, hardworking, absolute nicest and purest people in the world and their music is literally top tier like. they were born to be musicians and performers period. 10000% I love love love how they all have such unique and different styles & approaches when it comes to their music but then they work so so well together and blend all three of their styles flawlessly like!!!! same for all of bts, like they say a lot they’re all so different but they work so incredibly well together 😭💞 namgi truly love bragging about how they’re best friends through and through PLS ... the whole ‘yknow we’ve known each other and have been living together the longest 😌’ like WE GET IT ... y’all are in love pls stop rubbing it in 😭 yoonseok always doing the absolute most to brag about how much they care for each other and literally making their own ship name and constantly getting shy and embarrassed while praising each other and sharing their honest feelings about how they’re able to learn and grow from each other :((((( namseok as well just always mentioning how they’re the 94 bffs and acting all giggly and cute just emitting pure ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍 energy when they’re together .... we absolutely love to see it 😭 and also I’m going to get emotional but when they were talking about how hobi was going to leave the group in the beginning but namjoon kept telling the company that ‘we need jung hoseok’ and that they absolutely wouldn’t be able to make it without him :(((( and joon always making sure to let hobi know just how appreciated and loved he is and telling him that he’s like a second leader to bangtan :((( 💓💓💓 and then on stage rapline’s chemistry is fucking!!!! insane!!!!! always hyping each other up and giving reassuring touches and doing adlibs and just having so so so much fun together 😭♥️ and then while working on their own music they always give each other advice and help out and support each other and their music throughout the whole process ;-; like when yoongi said joon helped him out with a few english words for one of his more recent songs and even though it was just a word or two he still made sure to officially credit joonie on the track as a writer and give him a shoutout in a vlive he did ... also the masterpiece that is respect and them referring to each other as their respect ...... ;—; in conclusion rapline are soulmates and bestest friends in the world and love each other so!!!! damn!!!! much!!!!!