#yk its funny how he has a *given* max weight that he just. ignores bc he needs to
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spider-man is so funny because his upper bound of strength is however much he needs to hold out. he needs to throw cars around? hes got it. he needs to land a (small) plane because his aunt is on it? he's got it. he need to act as a support beam for the daily bugle so it doesn't collapse? somehow he's also got it.
someone asks him how much is his actual max bench press and he just goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#peter parker#spider-man#marvel#its very simple i can lift however much i have to to finish the job#'what do you mean it doesn't work like that? sounds like you need to put more effort in smh'#note: not saying he doesn't have a base level of super strength but like.#yk its funny how he has a *given* max weight that he just. ignores bc he needs to
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I bet you that this man could lift up a planet if the plot demanded it and he still wouldn’t know what his max bench press was.
spider-man is so funny because his upper bound of strength is however much he needs to hold out. he needs to throw cars around? hes got it. he needs to land a (small) plane because his aunt is on it? he's got it. he need to act as a support beam for the daily bugle so it doesn't collapse? somehow he's also got it.
someone asks him how much is his actual max bench press and he just goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#peter parker#spider-man#marvel#its very simple i can lift however much i have to to finish the job#'what do you mean it doesn't work like that? sounds like you need to put more effort in smh'#yk its funny how he has a *given* max weight that he just. ignores bc he needs to#Peter Parker is that one kid who lifts like several chairs when the teacher needs help#marvel comics#spiderman
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