#ygs-lys

[kimbuogii]

sınava girecek olan tanıştığım tanışmadığım, sohbetimiz olan olmayan tumblr'daki tüm arkadaşlarıma kardeşlerime çok çok başarılar dilerim. umarım istediğiniz üniversiteye ve istediğiniz bölüme yerleşirsiniz, yolunuz bahtınız açık olsun 🪽✨

[themthistles]

if kpop idols actually unionize that industry will be popped like a bubble and i personally welcome it

[vngelicc]

𓆩♡𓆪 “i heard from a friend of a friend, that that dick was a ten out of ten” — jock!jk

·˚ ༘ 💌 TAGS — threesomes, sexual objectification, yg and jk are both high, dom-sub undertones, petplay(?) yg just calls oc puppy and makes her crawl, dumbification, protected sex, pussy eating, blowjobs, reader’s in for it LMAO, cum-eating(?), it gets soft i swear

“You remember I told you about Yoongi, right baby?” Jungkook wraps his arm around your waist and gently guides you out of the car, “ ‘s not gonna take long, we’ll be in and out. I just need to pick something up.” He closes the door and tugs you with him with a hand on your ass.

You sleepily look around the parking lot mumbling about how pretty the apartments looked. “Yoongi is the one you said sells you weed?” You softly reply as you follow him into the building, “But I thought you said weed makes you dumb, ‘s why you don’t let me get you any from Jooheon.” You pout.

Jungkook presses a kiss to your forehead, “Jooheon’s a idiot and I don’t want you near him. At least Yoongi actually sells shit worth buying.” He presses the button to the elevator, “You’ll like him baby, he’s a good friend of mine. Plus his roommate has a dog too.”

You step into the elevator with a angry little pout, “You said we would be in and out, does that mean I can’t play with the doggy?” You huff, you’re no stranger to Jungkook taking you out so late to do god knows what, but you really hope he isn’t making this a short trip because then it means you got all dressed up for nothing. :(

Jungkook kisses the pout off your face, “Don’t give me that fuckin’ pout, I’ll take you out after this. You think I’m gonna let your cute ass go to waste?” He teases softly as he gives your ass an appreciative squeeze.

Well, he does have a point. You ARE dressed pretty cute tonight, you had chosen to wear this pretty jean miniskirt along with your new pink tube top that had little rhinestones all over! You find yourself smiling brightly at Jungkook, “Can we go get fried chicken at that one karaoke place?”

Both of you reach Yoongi’s floor, his roommate Hoseok(?) invites the two of you in and he heads off into his room talking about needing some sleep. You coo quietly at the small dog sleeping by the TV stand all curled up into a tiny fluff ball. “He’s so cuteeee.” You whine as you bend over to get a better look at the dog.

Jungkook chuckles quietly and leaves you be, “Yoongi! Get your ass out here!” he says, disappearing down the dark hall in search of said man.

You’re left all alone in the dimly lit living room with the puppy. You’re too busy cooing over it to notice Yoongi come out from the room opposite of the hallway Jungkook went into. “So you’re the one Jungkook talks about.” Yoongi’s eyes rack down your form until they land right on your ass where your skirt rides up just a tiny bit, “Guess he wasn’t lying afterall.”

You jump a little at the new voice and turn around to look at Yoongi with puppy eyes, “You scared me!” You hold a hand over your chest, “Don’t sneak up on me like that, you look like a creep.”

Yoongi snorts, “My bad sweetheart,” he holds his arms up in surrender as he licks his lips, “didn’t know it was a crime to walk in my own house.” He shakes his head and walks to the kitchen connected to the living room, “Where’d your ‘Jungkookie’ go hm? Think you can be a good girl and use that little brain of yours?”

“He went to look for you down the other hall!” You smile cheerfully and stand up a bit straighter. He eyes you silently and you make a confused noise, following his gaze down only to see he’s staring at your chest where a tiny bit of boob pops out. “Oh. Sorry,” you softly huff and mutter about your ‘stupid top’ as you fix your tits.

Yoongi nods, “Nah, nah… you’re absolutely fine..” He trails off and sips his water. Jungkook comes barreling in a few moments later and Yoongi perks up, “Oh there you are, I was just asking about you to your girl.” He clears his throat.

Jungkook rolls his eyes in faux annoyance, “Yeah, yeah dickhead I was looking all over for you. Got my ass yelled at by Hoseok cause I was making too much noise supposedly. You got what I need or what?” He grunts, pulling you to his side.

Yoongi nods, “I just rolled one a couple minutes ago, why don’t we smoke that one first, on the house Kook you know hyung rolls the fattest blunts.” He smirks, “On the house.”

Jungkook raises a brow and looks over at you, you’re obviously lost in your own world as you coo at the now awake puppy which is hiding at your feet. “Fine, but y/n’s not smoking, got it. So don’t even fuckin offer any cause I know your ass.”

Yoongi grins, “Pinky promise.” Jungkook doesn’t miss the wink he shoots you.. Oh, so now Yoongi likes to share his blunts all of a sudden? Generous.

They get situated on the leather couch together as Yoongi lights the blunt up, taking a long drag from it and passing it off to Jungkook. You mostly ignore the two, opting to sit out with the puppy playing around and cooing at it. Yoongi watches you with darkened eyes sitting back in his seat and enjoying the sight of you looking so pretty on your knees.

“I can see you staring bitch,” Jungkook grunts and hands off the blunt back to Yoongi, “you’re not being so fucking subtle like you think you are.” He narrows his eyes.

Yoongi shrugs, all to calm for someone who just got called out, “I know a pretty ass when I see one, I’m only a man after all, sue me. Don’t worry, I won’t go near your precious y/n.”

Jungkook looks over at you, you’re sitting so pretty and clueless at the same time. He looks back at Yoongi who’s intently watching him with those cold calculated eyes which hold something akin to mischief in them. It suddenly dawns on him he’s more interested than he initially thought he was. Jungkook has a vision (which is partly owed to the weed taking over his senses and clouding his mind) and something in him wants to see just how perfect you go with Yoongi..

His beloved Yoongi hyung whose reputation was built far more worse than his own was. His hyung that fucked a plethora of women who all had one thing in common–their shared love for his tongue and fingers which apparently they referred to as heavenly and mind blowing.

“... How bad would you say that you want y/n, and none of that what are you talking about shit. I see the way you’re looking…shameless bastard.” Jungkook smirks as he takes a long hit.

Yoongi slowly tilts his head to look at you as he licks his lips, “Does little Kookie wanna watch hyung fuck his girlfriend into another universe? Is that what you like Kook, watching someone else ruin that pretty thing over there?” He grins, eyes half lidded with desire. Jungkook shivers, he’s possessive sure but something about getting to see you get wrecked right in front of him does things to him.

“You know my answer to that.” He pokes his tongue against his cheek and smirks in return.

The two carry on in silence passing the blunt back and forth. You on the other hand sit there in utter shock, frozen in your spot after hearing all those things Jungkook and Yoongi were saying about you. Yoongi gives you butterflies in your tummy, the good kind too, and hearing them talk about you like you’re not even there makes it ten times more appealing.

You slowly turn around to look at the two sitting across from you. Yoongi catches your gaze and stares right back at you with a promising grin. It has you feeling a second heartbeat down there between your thighs as you shift around and rub them together. Yoongi hands off the blunt to Jungkook and curls his finger at you in a ‘come here’ motion.

As you go to get up Yoongi stops you, “Ah, ah,” he grins evilly, “on all fours sweetheart, wanna see you crawl like a cute puppy.”

You flush under his words and slowly lower yourself back down, crawling towards Yoongi with a sway of your hips. Jungkook’s own eyes are dark and half-lidded, he watches you with close eyes and mutters something about how hot you look on all fours like that.

“There you go sweetheart, guess your little brain does work for something after all.” Yoongi pats his knee, “Right here baby, right where you belong.” The insinuation itself has your pussy creaming, clit throbbing from arousal and neglect. You’re not too sure you can survive this.

“Let’s get this flimsy thing off.” Yoongi pulls you in even closer once you’re on his lap, his (veiny) hands slithering down to your miniskirt as he begins to unbutton it for you. “Up you go,” he slaps your ass, “yeah, just like that baby, I think your Jungkookie likes what he sees.” He motions over to Jungkook.

You turn around to face Jungkook with puppy eyes, pouting even more when you see his tattooed hand rubbing over his growing erection sitting so sinfully in his sweats. He nods at you with a grin, “Be good for hyung baby, show him how much of a good girl you are.” With that in mind you turn back to Yoongi.

Yoongi hisses under his breath when he comes face to face with your lacy panties, chubby little pussy hugged so perfectly by the flimsy material with an obvious wet patch over the center. “Do a little spin for me sweetheart, nice and slow for me.” He licks his lips sitting back and staring up at you.

You shyly do a spin, making sure not to go too fast since you’ve done this countless times for Jungkook. Yoongi’s hands come up to stop you mid-twirl, holding you still in front of him as he runs his hands over your baby-soft skin, gently cupping your asscheeks and bouncing them in place.

“Shit.” He growls, “So fuckin’ pretty.” He suddenly pulls back to smack your ass harshly, watching it bounce in place as a hand print slowly starts appearing. You yelp softly and chew on your bottom lip, this isn’t fun at all if he’s only looking :( you want him to make you feel good too!

“I bet you’re even prettier over here.” He whispers huskily and gently presses two fingers right up against your cunt, rubbing over the wet patch as he presses in to emphasize his words.

You mewl softly and give him the best puppy eyes you can muster, “You’re being really mean right now. ‘S not fun at all!” You huff angrily.

Yoongi smacks your ass hard, “You’ll take what I give you sweetheart, no need to get fucking mouthy with me. Your greedy little pussy is practically beggin’ for it at this point, look at you,” he laughs which adds further to your embarrassment, “you want me here?” He presses right up against your swollen clit which lies hidden away in those damned panties. “Puppy forgot how to speak?”

“N-No, ‘s just–”

“Just what sweetheart?” He quickly interrupts and forces another whine out of your throat. “C’mon, I don’t have all night to sit here and wait until you decide to use your little brain to figure out what you want.”

Yoongi is cruel with the way he pinches your clit while he nonchalantly talks to you still expecting for you to be able to reply to him. Your lip wobbles and you begin whining again with small hiccups, “Y-You’re being mean..! I don’t want your stupid fingers anymore, you’re not even doing anything and it’s not fair.”

“Not fair puppy? How, if you can’t tell me what you need? Are you that dumb you can’t even figure out your own needs? Has Jungkook fucked you stupid babydoll?” Yoongi pulls you back into his lap as he circles his arms over your waist and holds you still against him, “Hm?”

“ ‘s not true, I know that I want your fingers.” You huff cutely and lick your lips, “And if you won’t do something about it then I’m going to Jungkook, he’ll do something.” You glare.

Jungkook makes a noise since he’s addressed for the first time since this has started. “My patience is running thin Yoongi, if you won’t I will and you’ll single handedly ruin your only chance to get your hands on my baby.” He smirks.

Yoongi rolls his eyes and lays you back on the couch, “Brats, the lot of you.” He slides your panties down your soft thighs and tosses them in Jungkook’s direction, “Get yourself off with those loser.” He grunts and lays his eyes over your glistening pussy.

Your breath hitches in excitement and you let your thighs fall open for the older, biting your lip in anticipation. “Actually I got a better idea.” Jungkook muses as he rises off the couch and slowly walks over, “from what I remember…puppies don’t speak.” He grins.

Yoongi looks up at Jungkook and then trails his gaze down to you, “You’re right.”

+

Soft moans and garbled little cries are punched out of your throat with every thrust Yoongi sends your way. His cock punches in deep and strikes a spot inside that has your thighs shaking and pussy leaking. His thighs smack into your over and over again, he practically has you hanging off his cock bent over at a perfect angle with your ass up high.

Yoongi grips your hips tightly and occasionally digs his fingernails into your soft skin, leaving behind marks from his aggression. He releases a series of pleasured grunts and tiny sighs as your pussy tries to milk him of all he’s worth. “Loosen up for me will you sweetheart? Gonna give it to you just the way you need.” He moans.

You’re trying not to tighten up around him but it’s a little difficult with your mouth preoccupied with Jungkook’s cock. You’re trying not to choke up around him but Yoongi keeps catching you off guard with his punishing pace. The pleasure clouds your senses, making it a bit harder to focus on Jungkook.

“C’mon baby, you can do better than that.” Jungkook grunts as he guides you up and down his cock, watching as you slobber all over him and leave behind a mess.

You whimper loudly and squirm around, your jaw aches pleasantly from the stretch but you don’t find it in you to care much. Not when Jungkook’s cock settles just nicely over your tongue, you easily catch him off guard when you suckle around him and slurp up your spit and precum. Yoongi however, catches your attention again when he delivers a slap to your ass.

“I don’t want a drop wasted, good girls always make sure to clean their messes don’t they? You gonna be good to Jungkook and swallow all of it, or are you too cock drunk to understand.” Yoongi pants softly and re-adjusts his grip on your hips and fucks into your harder.

The sound of your ass clapping off of his pelvis resonates loudly, between your thighs there’s a mess of your creamy slick which seems to form a visible white ring around Yoongi’s cock everytime he backstrokes. Yoongi hisses at the sight, he wishes that he wasn’t wearing a condom so he could fill your sweet little cunt up and watch as his cum was pushed back in.

“Ah fuck,” Jungkook groans out and throws his head back, “keep going like that baby.” He whispers in pure bliss, “You’re doing so good for me.” He grips your hair tighter.

You gag around his cock in response, feeling the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat. You’re pretty sure you look a mess right now, tear streaks down your face and ruined makeup. “Mmm..!” You cry out in a mix of pleasure and some pain when Yoongi reaches between your thighs to pinch at your swollen clit, rolling the sensitive bud between his fingertips.

“Go on and make Jungkookie cum baby, don’t be a selfish little slut.” Yoongi purrs as he slows his hips down to a sensual grind. “Hold it in for me sweetheart, good girls cum when they’re told to.”

Jungkook on the other hand loses it when you make eye contact with him, he grabs on to your hair tightly and begins fucking up into your mouth. His balls press snug against your chin as he rolls his hips quickly. “Shit, shit baby, you’re gonna make me cum,” he shudders as he tightens his grip, “just a little more for me.” He moans.

Not wanting to disappoint him you swallow around his cock and moan loudly, letting the vibrations travel as you flick your tongue on the underside of his cock where a particularly sensitive vein lies. Jungkook’s poor cock throbs as the first few spurts of warm cum shoot down your throat. He lets out a long moan, eyes slipping shut and head falling back in pleasure, “Shit.”

Yoongi licks his lips and pulls you off of Jungkook’s cock, “Swallow for me.” He whispers, yanking your head back as he watches you greedily gulp down the cum. “That’s a good girl,” he licks his lips and delivers hard punishing thrusts, “gonna cum all over that pretty ass sweetheart.” He closes his eyes and groans.

Your cunt throbs in excitement as you shakily whimper and hide your face in Jungkook’s thighs. “P-Please, ‘m so close,” you sob softly it gets harder to hold your orgasm back, and you do NOT want to be a bad girl.

Yoongi suddenly pulls out, leaving you empty and clenching around nothing as you whimper from the loss. You hear him rip the condom off and toss it on your ass. “Fuck,” he hisses as he strokes his cock rapidly, “turn over for me.”

You shakily comply and push yourself off of Jungkook, lying on your back and staring up at Yoongi with those sweet puppy eyes of yours. He aims his cock down at your lower tummy and spills all over, hissing through his teeth as he tips his head back and sighs. You watch with teary eyes, this isn’t fair! They got to cum but you didn’t!

“Don’t you pout at me, I haven’t forgotten you yet.” Yoongi sighs, utterly relaxed from his strong orgasm as he wedges himself between your thighs, “You did so well for me puppy, sit back and relax.”

His hot mouth ghosts over your pussy until you feel his lips wrap around your clit. You cry out in sensitivity and reach up to hold on to Jungkook’s hands while Yoongi begins ferociously eating you out. He eats you like a man starved, basically making out with your cunt at this point.

“Mm..! Mmm..!” Your head is thrown back, mouth agape as he spits on your cunt and traces your clit with the tip of his tongue.

Jungkook gently hushes you, “Just let go for me baby.” He leans down to smooch your cheek and whisper words of encouragement.

The praises are what leads to your orgasm. A loud cry escapes out of you and you’re left shaking on the couch as you cum harder than ever with your clit in Yoongi’s mouth. Yoongi slurps up the mess he made on your cunt as he pulls back to pant softly, “Good girl, look at you.” He whispers as he watches your chest rise and fall.

You pout your lips up at Jungkook for a kiss and he easily complies without hesitation. You happily sigh into his mouth and relax under both men. Jungkook for the most part ignores Yoongi and murmurs against your lips if you’re okay. You think he’s so sweet for that and it makes you melt even further.

“Are you guys getting the fuck off my couch anytime soon? I gotta clean this shit before Seok wakes up.” Yoongi says now standing as he smokes the rest of the blunt he and Jungkook were sharing earlier. “I have a magical thing called a bathroom where you can do this thing we call freshening up.”

“Fuck off.” Jungkook snorts as he gently gathers you in his arms, “Leave my baggy out there and we’ll be on our way after we freshen up.” He says as he lifts you up and begins carrying you off down the hall. You pass by Yoongi mumbling a ‘I have to go peepee remember?’ to which Jungkook replies, “Yes you do baby, ‘less you want a STI.”

Yoongi stands there with a unreadable expression, “Get the fuck out of my house.” He rolls his eyes and begins cleaning. (He doesn’t mean it though..)

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[tower-arcana]

drdt ch2 ep13 spoilers and my thoughts on everything!!

i adore levi's character, the ASPD representation goes insane and drdtdev is honestly handling it really well and the fact that levi is still trying to be a good person even if he believes it's only out of a sense of 'duty' proves he's a good person to me I LOVE HIM SO BADLY i also feel awful for ace, really loved the insight we got into his character and since both of these two will be getting past this chapter i'm looking forward to seeing how they individually develop as characters and interact with the cast, but also how their dynamic with each other can grow from here

i will say that it pisses me off that i already see people calling it 'toxic yaoi' as this implies they were toxic towards each other in the first place, because ace was just horribly coping with the situation and levi was doing his best to try and act in a healthy manner, TBH AND I DON'T SEE THIS AS 'TOXIC'? NEITHER OF THEM WERE ACTIVELY WORSENING EACH OTHER? yaoi fans when they reduce the characters arc into a simple means of fodder for their ship.. i'm going to get you. hell i still like acevi and see potential for them to grow and be healthier but something about calling it toxic reeks of ableism to me

i also!! got!! hu and veronika content!! DUDE THEY COVERED FOR EACH OTHER THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER ABOUT IT and that makes me so happy, i think if hu doesn't end up being the culprit then i'll really look forward to seeing how they interact in the future

speaking of hu, she's definitely my biggest culprit idea right now, she either stepped in and finished the job for nico OR she was an accomplice to nico, that's how i feel at least

DAVID AND TERUKO COVERING FOR EACH OTHER/FOR TERUKO... very interesting, i'm really looking forward to see what the foils do next tbh

also arei and david's dynamic makes me insane... arei even going out of his way to preserve the idea of arei for eden and lying, maybe because he thinks that's what arei would've preferred? either way it was a very sweet scene and it makes me SAD because david's possible friends and confidants keep DYING!!

all in all this episode cleared up so many things and threw a lot of new information in that i was NOT expecting, aka the eden and fork imagery... i don't have any concrete thoughts to share on that just yet but this has been a wonderful episode that's changed a lot of things for me, hope ygs enjoyed the episode too!!

[latteart98]

This post is dedicated to the Meng brothers (or as I like to call them: the hottie & the cutie).

Biggest supporters and shippers of LY & YG 👏🏻👏🏻

Though they’re technically Yin Guo’s (the female lead) cousin brothers, I love the sibling dynamic between them.

• She’s close with both the brothers to the point anyone would mistake them for her real brothers.

• She has the secret sibling language with both of them where they can just communicate with eyes 👀 I loved that part because it’s so real 💯

• and most importantly, they both are unwavering in their support and admiration for Lin Yi-Yang, supporting their relationship from the very beginning.

So yea ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the Meng brothers for showing how it should be done!

(I’m so sick of older brothers acting like a dick in cdrama to the male lead just because they can)

[slutpinks]

LISA MANOBAN

The great queen of k-pop, member of Blackpink band. Everyone knows her because she's a Beautiful girl with an amazing voice and facials. But not everyone knows why Lisa was the one who got into Blackpink, surely not because of her voice but the reality is far better than her voice....

Lisa closes her eyes, a big smile on her face. The meeting has finally ended, time for her reward. She worked the last thirty minutes for this.

The five men in the room get out of their seats, before walking towards the end of the table.

Lisa is already lying on the wooden surface, her head hanging off the edge. As she hears the guys coming closer, she opens her mouth.

Only a couple of moments later, Lisa feels warm liquid stain her face. Five loads of cum hit her skin, eyelids, lips, mouth and tongue. She has been sucking them off throughout the whole meeting, kneeling underneath the large conference table.

It takes a couple of moments, until all of them have finished on her face. Lisa gasps, before letting her tongue clean the cum that has landed around her mouth.

This is a story of Lisa Manoban a sex toy in the world's biggest k-pop industry YG.

[fatfables]

Camp Shawn: Part 4.1

The epic gainer novel continues!

1.

Camp Leader Gary opened his eyes and saw blood trickling down his forehead onto his nose. Wait, that’s not right, he thought. How can I see my own forehead? He closed his eyes again, and counted to five. He opened them again and looked at the blood dripping from the end of his nose. That’s better, that makes sense. I must have heard the blood on my forehead. He thought hard for a minute, trying to focus on what he just said. He closed his eyes again. I’ll get it right in a minute, he thought, and counted to ten. Before he opened his eyes he tasted the blood leaking over his top lip. Tasting, he thought, lips. That’s right. Damn he was drunk. Why had he gotten so drunk? He opened his eyes and once more smelled the blood dripping out of the deep cut on his forehead. Smelling blood? Can people smell blood? Sharks can. Damn his head hurt. Why did his head hurt? He closed his eyes again and restarted counting to ten. The blood tasted thick on his tongue. He opened his eyes a third time and saw no blood. All he saw was belly, the underside of a huge glutted out globe that burst brilliantly out over the top of a pair of hugely oversized baggy shorts. The fat had thin light brown hairs growing over it. The belly of a man of a very impressive size. The sight of the foot of fat overhanging his aching face soothed him. The edges of a black t-shirt were just visible beyond the horizon of the belly. The belly moved gently as it spoke. The voice was instantly recognisable, it both pleased and terrified him. “Hello Gary, What the fuck are you doing on the floor?” It said.

2.

Henry knew just how nervous Steve was, he felt it in his stomach. The twins guessed it was their own fault for lying to their father. They’d told him that they were on a break from Shawn due to the stress of being separated by the college admissions process. Although their break up had never been officially spoken of by any of the parties involved it was clear that it was a break up and not a break.

The twins had been eating their way out of their depression quite successfully for the previous few months so the news that they were to go back to camp and meet up with Shawn had sent them both into turmoil. Thankfully Henry had persuaded his Dad to allow them to start working at the camp a couple of weeks after it opened. This meant that they were able to spend the start of their summer vacation in Florida with a group of the YGS guys. That way they could at least try to forget about Shawn and whatever new horror and argument he had in store for them when they did show up in Indiana. For now they could lie in the sun getting drunk, expanding their globe like bellies on conch fritters and key lime pie.

3.

“Simon! Simon! Get down here and help me! The darn voice text has packed up again!”

Simon groaned as he rolled off his bed. Having a disabled parent was just the worst. He lay prostrate on the floor staring at a Fill Out Boy poster ironically placed on his bedroom wall while he tried to build up the energy to go downstairs and help his Dad.

“Simon! Simon! Can you hear me?”

“Yes Daaad, what do you waaaant?”

“I need you to come help book that camp. The darn voice text has packed in again!”

Simon lifted his head like a puppy that just heard the word ‘walkies’. Booking the camp was something that he actually wanted to do.

“Coming!” he shouted, as he bounced up onto his pudgy feet and sprang down the stairs as fast as his stubby legs would carry him.

“What’s the matter with it Dad? He asked in a much more helpful tone.

“The darn voice text that reads to me, it’s packed in again. I just wanted to check the info about that camp we agreed on.”

Simon looked into the whites of his father’s eyes as if he was just checking to be a hundred percent certain that he actually couldn’t see and snatched the laptop away from him.

“I’ll do it for you, no problem,” he said cheerily.

“We agreed on the one in Indiana right?” His Dad asked in spite of being certain that this was correct.

“Yeah, the weight management one.” Simon said with a smirk that his Dad had never seen.

“I’m very proud of you for agreeing to this, you know? It takes a big man to admit that he needs help. No pun intended.”

“No pun taken.”

“I’m being serious, Simon. Me and your Mom are so pleased that you’ve decided to put your health first. You know how worried she’s been about you since she read that article in the Enquirer about that new youth craze, you know those kids who want to be fat.”

“I’ve told you both. That’s ridiculous! How can you believe anything you read in that rag? It’s all hyperbole. I know I’m overweight but the idea that I’m into gaining is ludicrous!”

“I know that son, but your Mom needs convincing. You know what she’s like once she gets an idea in her head.”

“This is the one Dad.” He read part of the website blurb out loud;

“For the past twenty three years we have been helping young men with their body positivity and weight management issues. Thousands of young men from across America and overseas have come through our doors and left happier, healthier sizes. Our five point programme encourages eating habits that will last a lifetime. Our values are your values.”

Simon was very pleased that his Dad couldn’t see the photos of groups of happy smiling fat boys, some of them so plump that they looked like they were about to explode. One boy in particular had caught Simon’s eye. He was sitting on a makeshift throne wearing a crown, smiling like a loon whilst holding, in both hands, the biggest belly that Simon had ever seen. The boy looked like he was made of cake. Simon was certain that he must be the YouTuber known as ‘The King of Fat Camp’. It had to be? This was surely the right place? If he was wrong and it was a weight loss camp then he was in for the summer from hell.

He spent the next twenty minutes filling the required details into the online application while his Dad kept repeating how proud of him he was. He had to be right. This had to be the place. He was going to have the best summer ever. Having a disabled parent was just the best.

4.

Jake Joseph-Jackson was desperately trying and failing to hide his excitement as Shawn slowly climbed out of the taxi. He was bigger in real life than on the net. Jake smiled widely as he approached his old friend.

“Shawn, Dude! You’re looking magnificent!”

Jake went to shake Shawn’s huge soft hand but jokingly moved his own tubby hand away at the last moment and slapped Shawn’s bulging belly instead. It wobbled satisfyingly. It was Shawn’s turn to smile.

“You’re looking good yourself, man! How much bigger are you than last time we met?”

“You know that day when we finished camp I was actually 5 lbs heavier than you!?”

“That was a long time ago, man.”

“I can see that, dude”

“You look like you’re about 360 right?”

“All the way around!” Jake joked as he ran a fat finger around the circumference of his belly.

“And you, you’re 450 right?”

“That was last week, I’ve not updated my stats yet. 458”

“Oh wow! Way ahead of me!”

“Nothing changes my friend. Always growing!”

“And rightly so!”

“Talking of which, what’s a guy gotta do to get something to eat around here?”

Jake laughed out loud. “Come with me,” he said, “Staff dinner is just about to begin in the new restaurant.”

5.

Shawn was very impressed with the new surroundings. The restaurant was simple but elegant. It contained twelve large round tables each with twelve sturdy seats. There was a large buffet bar against the far wall for salads and entrees, beside the soda machines. The other side of them, next to the large open windows that overlooked the lake, lay four automated self-serve ice cream vendors. There were only three other counsellors in the restaurant eating at another table. Shawn recognised a couple of them but couldn’t remember their names. The kindly Jim, whom he remembered fondly, approached with a menu. It was his turn to serve his hungry colleagues.

Shawn perused the menu, taking more time over his selection than you would expect someone as hungry as him to do. The options were extensive and spread over five courses. This place was designed to treat the higher paying campers well. He settled on the beef wellington, coq au vin, and a double portion of sliders to start with. He then asked Jim to please fetch him a plate of everything from the salad and entree buffet, making up a BS excuse about an aching ankle in order to save him the twenty feet of walking required to fetch his own. He really liked Jim. Jake fetched them both a supersized cup of soda, only supersized cups were available, and they sat down to eat a meal at camp together for the first time in three years.

The beef wellington was made of thick juicy cuts that slid down Shawn’s throat with orgasmic ease. The chicken was succulent and cooked to perfection. Shawn ordered a second portion of both for himself and Jake. The tiny burgers looked ridiculous in comparison to the size of the boy eating them, like doll's food. At least there were twelve of them. He swallowed each one whole, but didn’t bother ordering any more. Instead he went for the game. The venison steak was bloody raw, five 8 oz strips of loin. He followed this with the turducken. The very idea of one dead bird stuffed inside another, stuffed inside another, stuffed inside him, was enough to make Shawn rock hard. Jake, already full, watched him as he devoured the feast of cruelty that was a whole chicken, inside a whole duck, inside a whole turkey. When this plate was presented to him, he’d taken off his 4XL shirt, in order to give himself more growing space. He placed his left hand on top of his domed belly so that he could feel his straining stomach stretching even further out as his right hand tore into the triple roast of decadence. The debonned birds were easy to eat quickly as Shawn could just grab at the meat with wanton abandon. Every morsel was edible and he relished every last morsel of it. He groaned with delight, as the physical evidence of the demise of the three birds, and all the other meat he had eaten, bloated his mountainous belly out. The pain in his undergut was strong enough to make his dick drip but he wasn’t about to stop now. If he had to be back at camp then he was certainly going to make the most of it. He undid the fly on his shorts in order to create the last bit of growing space and ordered Jake to fetch him ice cream. His fat friend willingly obliged. The whippy ice cream shot out of the pipes with a gaseous noise. Jake filled eight large bowls of it, passing them to Shawn one at a time, while he supplied the others with various sauces and toppings. Shawn didn’t even use a spoon, he just sucked the soft cool melted mixture of fattening sugars, milk, and cream straight down into his aching waiting gut. He was totally ballooned now and a spiking shot of lactose pain flew down the left hand side of his bloated abdomen to join the immense digestive pain in his undergut. Shawn wasn’t lactose intolerant but this had happened to him once before and he knew what it was, he had just eaten too much lactose. Full stop. Anyone who overeats to such a stupendous level would feel the same effects. This thought turned him on. He finished the final bowl and looked at Jake longingly. He had never considered this friend to be particularly attractive, but damn he needed him now.

“Hey Tiger, I could really do with some relief over here” he winked.

Jake didn’t hesitate. He dropped his fat ass to his knees and dived under the table where he proceeded to suck Shawn’s balls so hard that he came before he  could even move onto his dick. Well, this is what Jake thought had happened. In Shawn’s mind he was watching a fat chicken, a fat duck, and a fat turkey, along with a deer and a cow, fight for their lives as they drowned in a sea of melted ice cream inside his belly. Just as the animals, breathed their last and sunk out of sight below the creamy surface they melted away and all of the cream and animal fat drained out of the bottom of his stomach like an emptying tub and layered itself around the outer wall creating a new thick layer of fat that swelled his magnificent belly three feet further out than before. It was at this point that he shot his load straight into his friend’s curly hair. The three counsellors at the other table pretended not to notice.

6.

“I can’t believe that your parents are letting you go to that place.”

“Well, they er don’t really understand what it is,” Simon admitted.

He was sat in the school dining hall talking to his best friend, Mike. It was one week before the end of term and Simon had been spending extra time at lunch everyday since he had booked online with his Dad’s unwitting agreement. Simon was a good looking boy, short at only five feet six, with dark brown hair that swept over his forehead in an ironic emo manner. He had equally dark brown eyes that sunk into his chubby face under the weight of the ironic black shadow that he wore around them. Mike rolled his eyes at him, he couldn’t believe that Simon had been so sucked into the gaining scene that he would trick his parents so. Simon picked up on his friend's look of disapproval and fingered the inside of his ironic dog collar. The collar felt tight around his soft neck and was causing him to sweat. He looked away from Mike as he took another bite of his chilli dog.

“They’re gonna be so fucking pissed at you dude, when they find out.”

“How’ll they find out?”

“Are you joking? They think you’re going to a health and exercise camp. What the fuck do you think they’re gonna say when you come back fatter?”

Simon looked down at his protruding gut that was stretching out his ironic  extra large Greed Day t-shirt. He swallowed hard and wiped his chubby hand over his mouth.

“I don’t care,” was his simple answer. He took another huge bite of his meaty lunch and a big glob of chilli dropped down onto his shelf. He looked down at it and appeared to muse deeply for a few seconds before wiping it up with his fat forefinger and sucking it clean.

“But they’ll care!” Mike protested.

“Maybe I won’t gain that much?” Simon posited.

“Now you’re just lying to yourself dude, you’ve gained 50 lbs already this year! What do you seriously think’s going to happen to you at a camp where they purposefully supply you with unending food?”

Simon’s eyes widened and Mike couldn’t help but wonder why his friend had started to take such delight in weight gain. Was it yet another rebellious phase? Was he doing it to be popular or was it really just irony?

“With any luck I’ll gain a hundred pounds.” He beamed.

“And you don’t think your parents will notice that!?”

“My Dad’s fucking blind, dude!”

“But he ain’t stupid!”

“Ain’t he? He’s the one that’s paid for me to go to gainer camp! If he seriously wants me to lose weight then that’s a pretty fucking stupid thing to do!”

Mike sighed in frustration. He really didn’t understand what Simon saw in this whole gaining thing. Simon finished his chilli dog and announced that he was going back to get some pizza. He pushed his plush buttocks into the back of his chair and it scraped along the floor. As he stood up his round belly bulged out in front of him. He already looked like he’d drank an entire keg of beer. A thick layer of soft young belly fat was clearly visible hanging over his ironic studded leather belt. Ridiculous for a sixteen year old, thought Mike. As Simon waddled back towards the counter carrying his empty tray Mike stared at his fat padded ass that hung out above his sagging jeans, gripped tightly in ironic bright pink boxer shorts. His globular cheeks bounced as he went. What the hell will he look like after eight whole weeks of weight gain camp? He wondered.

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old requests from curiouscat (20th july 2024—27th july 2024)

20th July 2024

there’s a rumor about miyeon and dokyeom, how they see each other?

depends on the rumor. i saw too personal stuff. i can share it, i received permission but i really don't think i should, so i'll only type the cards: the high priestess rx, the magician rx, 10 of cups • 4 of cups rx

accept it how you want, i won't say anything further. it's not my place.

why does YG's music seem a bit off recently? their songs during their peak in 2014 were the best. i wonder if their A&R team is different or if their old staff is no longer working there.

6 of swords, 9 of swords rx, page of swords • 3 of wands

yes, their older staff left yge. possibly that's why it's that to you.

how will fromis_9 comeback be doing? is it good and will gain more exposure for new fans? thanks

the magician, 10 of pentacles, 3 of pentacles rx • the emperor

i can see it'll be supported mainly by flovers but up to that. fromis_9 can do good thanks to them but i really doubt it'll be supported by outsiders.

will mhj leave hybe once her contract ends?

ace of pentacles, 5 of cups rx, the moon • 5 of pentacles rx

leaning towards no as of now

i saw a tarot reading that said nwjns might face some differences in the future (dorms etc), so do you see them changing dorms? and if so, will it be better than the one that they have now or will it be worse? or somewhere in the middle

8 of swords rx, the tower, wheel of fortune • king of wands

as shocking as it looks, they'll stay in their current dorm as of now.

can you do a reading on RCA and the mv director of the song “FE!N”? he claimed RCA copied him in a scene in Lisa’s ROCKSTAR, even though RCA reached out to work with him and he rejected. he claims he will “sue” but I’m not so sure if it will go through. how is Lisa felling about this, along with RCA and the MV director?

Lisa | queen of cups

RCA | the devil rx

FE!N's MV director | 10 of pentacles

Basically, Lisa and FE!N's MV director are into any publicity, even if it's bad. RCA on the other hand think that it was time that something like this will happen, they wanted to be as creative as possible.. without copying.

i saw someone said that mhj have reasons that she wanted to leave hybe (not sure if i remember correctly) and one of them is that shes debuting a new gg and one of them are prettier than minji. i dont think if i remember correctly but can you do a reading about it and is it true? they also said that they got the info from an insider and the gg is coming sooner than we think. so i wanted to know if op is lying or telling the truth ^_^

4 of cups, 7 of pentacles, 2 of wands, 8 of swords rx, 5 of swords rx • 10 of pentacles

no, min heejin doesn't want to leave hybe. sure, she's dissapointed from the corporation but it's far from the truth. however, she's working on new (another) girl group, this seems to be accurate. one specific trainee might be as pretty as minji at least, i can see it, yes. so.. paaartly true.

are there any cases of nct units coming back together after the group disbands or the contract ends? or will they sign a contract with another company (especially hybe) or will they continue to stay in the sm?

justice, 6 of swords, queen of swords, 6 of pentacles, 5 of wands rx • 5 of pentacles rx

when it comes to the time after their contracts.. no, i don't see reunions in any form currently. nct's idea and everything else will probably stay under sme and the older members might want to do different things, so most of them will probably depart from nct at least.

do you see a hybe downfall?

the devil rx, 9 of wands rx, the tower • ace of wands

the current energies are favorable in any direct downfall that involves hybe. i don't see anything else except what i already saw with soumu recently.

i read a post about some groups members career at that moment and in 5 years in the future. for Rosé, you got the Sun in reverse when asked about her future and you choose not to interpret it. can you tell us what energies you felt then and if that energies have changed now? | an update to older reading

i wasn't sure how k-netizens felt, to be honest, so that's why i typed uncertain😅 so, has this changed?

rosé's relevance in korea to k-netz

now: 9 of cups rx, ace of pentacles

they still want to see more from her in korea. k-netizens really like her a lot and want rosé to shine back in her home country. however they also realise that it might be better if she shine in her own way worldwide. they aren't bitter, but wished for everything to turn out very different.

in 5 years: 10 of swords, 5 of swords rx

there's similar energy here too. the difference here is that she's already active in one industry or another.

are i-land 2’s judges satisfied from the final lineup (leejung, monika, taeyang, 24, vvn)?

leejung | 5 of wands rx, 4 of pentacles rx + the moon

she was feeling unsure of the final lineup, someone who debuted in the end might lack charisma to her, or some other abilities

monika | 2 of wands, 5 of pentacles rx

she actually wanted someone to debut in the end and it feels it's related to saebi.. she really wanted her to debut

taeyang | the devil rx, the world

he feels the lineup is worth it. personally he doesn't have an opinion about izna's final lineup (i didn't felt anything related to whether he's personally satisfied with them or not though) but he respects the voters' opinion and is glad i-land 2 isn't rigged comapred to other shows (to him)

24 | 3 of swords rx, 2 of cups

his opinion is similar to taeyang imo. he's satisfied with the lineup. seems to be happy for some specific girls that they debuted

vvn | 5 of cups rx, strength

she also likes the lineup, even stronger compared to taeyang and 24. compared to leejung, she really believes izna have the potential and wants them to succeed in the end. .. yeah, she's veeery satisfied.

personally i am unsure if leejung is someone who was influenced by mnet the most so her being not that satisfied in the end was eye-catching to me. i really hope she wasn't influenced by them and has real concerns about izna's final lineup.

- how did the r u next? coaches felt about the final lineup? (lee hyun, aiki, park gyuri, jo kwon, kim jaehwan, vincenzo, (coach) mandoo)

lee hyun | 10 of pentacles, 2 of pentacles + 9 of pentacles

- kind of satisfied

- felt that they'll have to survive quite a lot

- pretty much didn't care, he just grabbed the bag

aiki | the magician, 3 of cups

- she's the only one who likes the lineup

kara's gyuri | the fool, the devil

- she feels really sorry for the girls

- she wanted to do anything but couldn't, her influence was insignificant

- didn't care who debuted in the end

jo kwon | knight of pentacles, 5 of wands rx

- he felt really attached to the show and the girls, so he tried to have specific vision from the group

- was geniunely frustrated when he learned about the show being rigged in the end

wanna one's jaehwan | the hermit, 4 of pentacles rx + the moon

- didn't care who debuted in the end, yet he is still confused

vincenzo | 8 of swords rx, 7 of swords

- he also wanted i'll-it to be something specific but felt used in the end

mandoo | king of wands, 4 of cups, death

- he likes the lineup but not fully, he dislikes what hybe did in the end without warning him

what's common feeling:

- kind of satisfied with the lineup but not exactly:

• lee hyun warned that he felt they'll have to survive

• jo kwon tried to stop the cheating in the show (like with the rigged placements) but didn't work

• mandoo was dissapointed that someone else didn't debut

- the jurys wanted someone else to not debut and/or had different perspectives about i'll-it

• lee hyun and jo kwon wanted iroha to debut but noone else from the final lineup; they both had different expectations

• vincenzo didn't want yunah, also wanted i'll-it to be something specific

• mandoo didn't want moka

- jo kwon, jaehwan, mandoo and vincenzo tried to make r u next? NOT rigged but didn't succeed; the others didn't do anything

-  soumu announced that they are filing a law suit against min heejin for defamation on their company and Le Sserafim. can you do a reading on the outcome of this and how Source music, LS, and MHJ is feeling?

[feelings]

source music: 7 of pentacles, page of wands

they feel it has to be done and they seem to be pretty reasonable why they have to do it, like bc to them they are at fault etc etc, so basically they really believe they're right

le sserafim: queen of swords, 10 of swords rx

to be honest, they're like predictors in this case because i hear them saying "they'll fail in the end" no matter if it's directly or not

min heejin: 5 of cups, 7 of swords rx

she expected it to happen but deep inside is really dissapointed of them possibly because of the past she had with the subsidiary.

[outcome] 5 of pentacles, knight of cups, 9 of cups, 6 of pentacles rx, 9 of wands rx • the moon

i really tried to see the positive out of it but since i don't, the losses will be on source music and eventually hybe. as they seem to be big, the ceo of the subsidiary can feel in a illusion in the future (that he'll win but won't). when he learns about the actual outcome, i actually see solid fines that soumu might cannot afford. therefore, there's reasonable panic surrounding the outcome of this lawsuit. therefore, this time .. i never expected it could happen, but soumu's future is uncertain as a company. i can see that it is very possible that the subsidiary will close after the lawsuit, like no jokes. as hybe paid them their past loans, if soumu lose in the end, they'll just receive their karma and defunct in the end.

can you do a reading for trainee a’s JJ? do you see him debuting and is it true that hes a trainee in sm?

debuting?: the devil rx, queen of cups rx, king of pentacles rx • 5 of cups rx

his environment is just too tense, so i'd say there's too much competition around him. he's trainee somewhere, yes, i can see it, but for whichever place he's fighting for (in a group) is just not solified, not finished, it's too complicated

under sme??: the world rx, high priestess, page of pentacles • 5 of wands rx

the spread doesn't give exact answer tbh as i see his environment over and over again. with the reversed world, he seems to train under korean company but nothing else to see. according to my pendulum, he's trainee there.

is yg still bitter about bp not renewing with them as solo artist?

7 of pentacles, king of wands, 3 of pentacles • the magician

i wouldn't say bitter but rather they're like "eh we tried". if bp didn't renew their group contracts they'll be really bitter though so they seem to be satisfied.

how does Jennie feel about the vape situation blowing up?

5 of swords rx, 2 of swords • 2 of wands

she pretty much admits that her actions were inapporpiate but i am unsure if she cares how she acted then or is saying she'll do it again. it's complicated to her.

21st July 2024

how’s nct 127 relevance in 2024 until 2026? are they stable enough or will reach their peak?

until the end of 2024 | 4 of swords, the tower

2025 | the lovers, death

2026 | ace of cups rx, knight of wands rx

2024 and 2025 seems to be like usual. 2026 is WAY WORSE, like will they even be active as a sub-unit?

can you do a dynamic reading with Lisa and Mingyu?

7 of pentacles, the emperor, 5 of wands rx • the fool

strictly colleagues, use each other for popularity when needed. i don't sense they're close, the emperor usually gives me red flag but since it's work-related and not anything else, it's fine for the card to appear, i suppose so

25th July 2024

what will happen when YG announces the activeness about their artists? will it receive well and do well? how it’ll affect others group tho

i'll try to ask generally

thoughts: queen of pentacles, 3 of swords rx • 9 of wands

it's received well, yes.

how it will do in the end (3 cards for each group - 2ne1, bp, baemon):

2ne1 | judgement, the world, 4 of swords • temperance

the intentions are there but again, i am not sure if the tour will happen. comeback? hell yeah! tour? not so sure. if the 4 of swords wasn't there, then i'd really believe that yge is willing to change for real.

blackpink | 3 of pentacles, 8 of cups, knight of swords rx • king of pentacles

no. no comeback for blackpink. no tour either. lisa still wants her money back.

babymonster | 4 of cups rx, 10 of pentacles, the hermit • knight of cups

they'll try with babymonster but i am not sure if it will be fullfiled. it feels complicated.

how it will affect their other artists and groups: 10 of pentacles, the high priestess rx, 5 of wands rx, 6 of swords rx • 5 of swords rx

not good, they might be ignored. i sense the chances for winner leaving yge increasing.. and the same for treasure and anyone else.

will aespa ever perform savage or girls live while dancing or randomly sing 100% live on concert on a Korean show? will they have songs with harder high notes in the future?

1: the empress, the world, 6 of pentacles • 10 of swords rx

it's up to them but i doubt the girls want to perform exactly these 2 songs.

2: 10 of wands rx, 4 of cups • 7 of cups

still no.

oh it’s interesting that 2ne1 is resigning, how do you see their activeness? and how the public will react to it.. like new album, new tour maybe?

i got crooked when i learned about it.

activeness: knight of wands, 2 of swords rx, ace of pentacles, king of wands, 9 of swords • page of cups

like before because of the girls' intentions. i sense they want their trademarks back. a comeback and that's it.

outsiders' reaction: 4 of cups rx, the magician, page of wands • 7 of cups

they're very happy to learn that they'll be back.

will enhypen continue as 7 in 2027 (after their contract renewal)?

king of wands, king of cups, 5 of cups rx, death • 2 of pentacles

i am leaning towards no, they'll disband straight away. the kings will continue in the korean entertaiment industry (possibly sunghoon and heeseung).

27th July 2024

hybe used to said that mhj was talking shit about nwjns and other former trainees in her messages, i remember that it was a youtuber who show the messages. mhj said stuff like they are fat and they should respect her and etc., and now there’s a new conversation of mhj with her shaman friend talking about nwjns and other former trainees, so i was wondering if you could do a reading to see if it’s true or not ^^ and it would be great if you do the old messages too!

her cursing nwjns (the older ones): wheel of fortune, the devil rx, 7 of cups • queen of swords

false. 7 of cups usually shows illusions, the devil rx can be related to leaking something. the bottom card might indicate that they were planned.

the chat between her and ador's vp: temperance, 5 of swords rx, judgement, 7 of pentacles • justice

seems to be true.

mhj cursing hybe's chairman: the lovers, ace of cups, ace of swords • 10 of wands

leaning towards false. she has talked about him in chats and etc. but not in the way that was leaked, therefore these messages are edited too. she hasn't wrote or said anything bad towards hybe's founder before the fiasco happened. she has respected him when she was talking with other people, even more. she was saying only positive things. she kept the bad things she saw to herself.

the chats between her and employee y: page of pentacles, ace of wands, temperance • 7 of pentacles

also leaning towards false. in the real proof min heejin was proud of what she's accomplished so far with the girls.

chats between her and shaman (without letter) about the copycats and this stuff: 5 of wands rx, 9 of swords rx, 2 of pentacles rx • king of cups

in reality, the shaman in question seems to write in similar way. whatever min heejin typed though was edited, so leaning towards false when it comes to ador's ceo. whether this shaman wrote is edited or not, depends on the real chat.

chats between her and shaman k about nwjns: ace of pentacles, queen of pentacles, 5 of wands rx • 2 of pentacles

false. they have talked about the girls but not these exact things. min heejin decided on the members (who will debut, the amount of the members) on her own (like to her allegedly 100%) as her intuition seems to be also strong. i'd say that she might have psychic abilities, so it's kind of nonsense to her to talk about the shamans about it. why she uses them though seem to be when she isn't sure of her own abilities.. well this is suprising

source music / dispatch leaked a predebut vid and pics of nwjns when they were still trainees + they also leaked medical infos about nwjns. mhj/ador has said that the girls and their parents are complaining rn bc it was a private information and mhj said she will take legal action bcus its a breach of contracts and others so maybe its happening?

it feels like it. i will try to see if the leaks are the actual stuff that soumu should be worried about or it's another stuff.

are the predebut trainee leaks the issue why mhj sues the shit out of soumu (and whoever else): knight of wands, 2 of cups rx, 6 of swords rx • ace of swords

yes, but not only them, to be honest. to min heejin this is one of the smallest stuff that's the actual reason why she sues soumu, hybe, dispatch and whatever whoever else. to her it's important because of newjeans and their parents as they actually care for why it happened like that and whatever else afterwards. this pretty much was the straw to the girls' parents.

are the medical info leak the issue: the lovers rx, king of cups rx, the high priestess rx • 2 of wands

that's bigger yes to me. it looks like the already resigned ceo is involved here and it seems to be reasonable why he resigned here as there's sasaeng behaviour from his side..

other issues that can be the reason why min heejin is suing everyone: 7 of wands, 5 of pentacles rx, 6 of pentacles rx • 10 of pentacles

she has proof of the fact that people from hybe want to take her down from the corporation, and not only as i see that other offers were made that were exclusive to min heejin herself (i am talking specifically about the gossip that jin shared to me not too long ago but i won't be suprised if this isn't the only offer, so that's why offers is plural). she SHARED EVERYTHING, including both of her laptops (i asked my pendulum, she gave the police both of them allegedly). there are some things that weren't shared on purpose publicly and i won't be suprised if other things happen to be revealed with the time.

can you do a reading on skz’ (group) career in 2025 and 2026 now that they renewed?

2025 | 8 of cups, 3 of pentacles, temperance • the hermit

the boys .. as i don't see any comebacks, any achievements and the usual stuff i expect to see, skz might focus way more on individual activities rather than their group ones. with the 3 of pentacles, i don't think they'll abandon that they're apart of their own group. 2025 seems to be the year that skz adjust their group gigs with the boys' solo ones.

2026 | 5 of pentacles, page of cups, 5 of cups rx • ace of wands

eek, the 5 of pentacles fucks it up. stray kids might lose some important offers in one way or another for another idea the boys have (maybe future comeback). the page of cups hints a bit that they might be individual ones (like 1 for han, 2 for felix for example).

how will be s.coups’ solo works when the members are enlisted? like mixtape/solo songs/brand ambassador or anything?

8 of cups, 6 of wands, the high priestess rx • the sun

he's willing to experiment with himself (8 of cups), so i will be honest and say that i don't see any specific gig/activity. the bottom card shows me that he wants to try these type of activities that he wants to do at least for quite some time. these actvities, as seen by the 6 of wands, will be very beneficial in the end at least from the perspective of how his relevance as a soloist (whether idol/signer or not) will be.

with the appearence of the 1st and 3rd card though (the combination), he doesn't want to say to me what type of gigs he wants to do. either he doesn't want to share them by his own will for no reason or they are so innovative to the industry that he doesn't want them to share what they are. the 8 of cups can show a different path that what carats and his solo stans are used to see from him. as the high priestess is reversed, i don't think i should ask my pendulum for anything else, including what type of solo gigs he might do. sorry if it's not what you expected :(

[yjhariani]

idk how to say this in English but

KEROKIN SIMON. dia tuh tipe org yg kalo di kerokin badannya bakal nangis silently gak sih? like he'd shed manly tears pertama kali dikerokin

Wah, nyebelin (affectionate). Written in English because I want people to know about this part of our culture. Here's a brief article if you want to know more about this practice.

You put your knuckles on Simon’s forehead, nothing was wrong with his temperature, really. After brushing his hair off his face, you moved your hand to his stomach and patted it gently. You heard a somewhat hollow sound upon the contact.

“Masuk angin kamu,” you said.

You catch a cold (lit. the wind entered your body).

“You haven’t eaten much,” you added. “Want me to get you something to eat?”

“Don’t think I can eat right now,” Simon replied.

“You’re nauseous?” you asked.

“Not really, just can't,” Simon admitted.

You went over to kiss him on the forehead.

“I’ll be right back,” you said.

You went to your kitchen, pouring a little bit of oil into a saucer. From there, you chopped some shallots and mixed it with the oil. Returning to your bedroom with the saucer, you found Simon waiting for you. 

Putting the saucer on the nightstand, you went to look for a coin.

“Sit. Take your shirt off,” you said once you found a coin.

“What?” Simon responded.

“Sit and take your shirt off,” you repeated.

With a little bit of hesitation, Simon sat on the bed he previously was lying on. He removed his shirt.

You sat behind him, taking the saucer.

“What’s that for?” Simon asked.

“I’m gonna give you a tattoo,” you joked.

“Don’t think I could joke with you, too, at the moment, love,” Simon sighed.

“Traditional healthcare,” you said.

“You’re not gonna feed me with it, do you?” Simon questioned.

“No. It’ll hurt a little bit, but you’ll feel better,” you said.

Simon looked back at you. You looked back at him.

“Relax, boo,” you said. “Just let me know if it hurts too badly.”

From there, you put your coin into the oil and flipped it. You picked up the coin again, running one side of the coin down Simon’s spine, then the other side. In addition, you ran the oil covered shallot on his skin that the oil from the coin did not cover. You returned to the top of his spine, holding the coin in between your thumb and pointer finger.

Then, you scraped Simon’s skin with the side of the coin from the top of his spine down, a few times on the same spot. Red started seeping on his skin where you had scrapped it with a coin.

It was not the most uncomfortable feeling for Simon, but still uncomfortable. He forced himself to take it. He had worse. However, damn… it really was uncomfortable, but also good at the same time.

You heard a groan coming out of him and stopped.

“I should’ve probably used a hot cream or Vick’s,” you said.

“Just get it done with,” Simon sighed.

You continued, you lathered it on the back right corner of his neck down to his shoulder with the shallot from the oil. You scraped the oil line on his skin with the coin. Again, red started sleeping on his skin after you scraped the coin on it a few times.

“Fuckin’ hell,” Simon whined.

“I know,” you nodded.

After that line was done, you did the same thing about a couple of centimetres below that. It went all down to the hem of his pants. You also did it to the other side of his back.

Groans and grunts were escaping Simon’s throat every time you scraped his skin. He went awfully quiet in the middle of it and you just realised that when you told him that you were done.

“You alright, boo?” you asked, now lightly dipping your fingers on the oil before starting to massage his back.

“Yeah,” Simon briefly said.

You peeked your head over his shoulder. There was something in his eyes.

“Are you sweating or are you crying?” you teased.

“Call it both,” Simon said.

You chuckled lightly.

“You’ll feel better,” you promised.

Just then, Simon burped quite loudly.

“Excuse me,” Simon said.

“No, that’s the whole point, boo,” you said. “Let the wind out.”

[agentrouka-blog]

This is a genuine question but how come you believe in young griff targaryen theories? I thought it was obvious from the get go but especially knowing in GRRM drafts of twow there was a whole blackfyre history discussion in tyrion pov with “aegon” and haldon and there was even a line where YG was in supports of daemon blackfyre 🫤

Because of Dorne. Elia. The plotline that has had steadily increasing prominence and no proper pay-off yet.

And because I have never once seen a satisfying explanation for the convoluted concept of actually finding a trueborn Blackfyre descendent (massive coincidence) and then essentially erasing that by raising him to believe he's a lost Targ and lying to everyone about it - including the Blackfyre-loyal Golden Company.

What is the actual point of that? What would they need a Blackfyre for then? For secret lols?

Maybe all that Blackfyre stuff simply has a different point. There's a whole different Targ/Stark bastard with legitimization hints waiting in the (Northern) wings that hasn't even been revealed yet.

[namujoon9401]

Namgi, sexual tension, office workers, boss nj, worker yg

This meeting was grating on Yoongi’s nerves.

Couldn’t this have been an email?

Namjoon, his new boss, was droning on about how he wanted to go in a “new direction” and “shift marketing channels” to a new demographic.

“Our company needs new life. Our brand image is suffering, and we need to save it. It’s been decided that we will now be marketing primarily to an upper middle class demographic, with an emphasis on high quality goods.”

Jungkook, one of Yoongi’s coworkers, raises a tattooed hand.

“Wouldn’t that mean increasing prices?”

“Excellent question, Jungkook-ssi.” Namjoon smiled.

The bastard.

He was, in fact, unfairly handsome. Tall and well built, with tan skin and dimpled cheeks that made themselves known when he smiled. Paired with perfectly coiffed blond hair and a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up his forearms, it was an upsettingly attractive picture.

As infuriating as his smile was, (his cute, pretty, attractive, handsome smile) it’s what he said next that really caught Yoongi’s attention.

“So we will be releasing new lines of products over the next few months that will emphasize high quality and, with it, will come a higher price tag.”

Wait.

Yoongi puts his hand up.

“So, these new product lines will be manufactured with higher quality materials?”

“Well, it’s not that simple.”

Yoongi can tell that he’s about to launch into some bullshit corporate spiel, so he gets ahead of it.

“Its a simple question. Should have a simple answer.”

“Well-“ Namjoon hesitates. “No. The answer is no. They won’t actually be made of higher quality materials.”

The room breaks out in murmurs and whispers.

“So we’ll be lying to our customers.” Yoongi can hardly believe his ears.

Namjoon looks uncomfortable. He waves a hand in dismissal, smiling tightly.

“Nobody said anything about lying. Its just a new marketing tactic the company wants to go with-”

“Purposefully misleading our customers is highly unethical.” Someone says.

“So we’ll just be price gouging. Is that what you’re saying?” Someone else asks.

The meeting is unraveling quickly, with everyone murmuring amongst themselves and speaking out of turn.

Namjoon must be able to tell that he can’t quite get them back on track.

“Alright, this meeting is dismissed.”

Everyone stands, leaving the room as they grumble amongst themselves.

Namjoon stops him with a hand on the shoulder.

“Yoongi-ssi? A word, please?”

He does not look happy.

Shit.

“You’re out of line, Min Yoongi.” Namjoon begins, but he’s interrupted.

“I’m out of line? Sorry, i didn’t realize we were suddenly allowed to lie and price gouge.”

“Thats not the point-“ Namjoon sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose.

“These marketing strategies are gonna run this company into the ground. I don’t know who you think you are, but -”

“None of that matters right now, Yoongi!”

Namjoon crosses his arms.

“What matters is you.” His voice is steely, unyielding.

“You openly defied me in front of the whole department. That’s insubordination, and I’m going to have to write you up.”

Yoongi scoffs, rolling his eyes. “Right,” he says, deadpan.

“You need to get off your high horse,” he hisses, jabbing a finger inches away from Yoongi’s nose.

“Oh yeah? Or what? You gonna fire me?”

They’ve been getting closer and closer as they talk, and now their faces are a hair’s breadth apart.

The tension in the room is static, the air crackling between them, neither of them willing to back down.

Yoongi narrows his eyes.

He’s smug, now, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. His voice comes out velvety smooth. “You wanna kiss me so bad, don’t you?”

Namjoon’s eyes narrow in disbelief. “What?”

“Don’t bullshit me. I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” His voice drops to a whisper. “You want me.”

Yoongi, in a moment of daring, puts fingers at his jaw, tilts it down towards him.

“Don’t you, Namjoon-ssi?” He purrs.

“I-” Namjoon seems to be at a loss for words. He’s looking anywhere, everywhere, anything to avoid eye contact.

“Th-This is ridiculous.”

“Am I?” Yoongi’s eyes are hooded, glittering.

Namjoon makes to step back, to escape from this empty conference room where anyone could walk in but-

Yoongi grabs the back of his head and kisses him.

Namjoon surges into it, kissing back boldly, lips moving against his in an unseen rhythm. It’s sloppy, fueled by pure desire and lust, mouths open and licking into each other incessantly.

Yoongi would be lying if he said there was no thrill in it, in making out with his boss, hot and heavy in the confines of an empty conference room.

Namjoon breaks the kiss, their breaths hot and heavy, foreheads touching.

“This is.” He pants. “Highly unprofessional.”

“Shut the fuck up-”

He kisses him again.

[aejiajia]

💎 ┊ ┊ ⋆˚  RELATIONSHIPS WITH BP

💫 ⋆ ★ JISOO - JISIN

The moment Jisoo saw a 12 year old Chaein, the only thing on her mind was that she had to protect her from anything that could harm her. These two are so soft, always throwing compliments to each other and clinging in an almost romantic way. Though the way they can gang up to tease often makes people think these two are the maknae line.

💫 ⋆ ★ JENNIE - JENIN

Cause of most of blinks gay panics. Met during an evaluation where they were tasked to work together. Both decided they worked well together and (somehow) found the time to go out for lunch together to meet each other properly. These two are always flirting, off-stage, on stage, off-camera, on camera. It's not a true Jenin moment if they don't at least wink at each other once. Though they always make fun of each other and themselves when their flirt is particularly cringy. When blinks say they have a reason to theorize Jenin is real, they aren't lying.

💫 ⋆ ★ ROSÉ - CHAE2

When you look up 'soulmates' in a dictionary. There isn't a genuine definition, just a picture of these two. They actually met each other outside of YG - Rosé spotted a seemingly lonely Chaein and decided 'I'm going to be her friend'. When they found out they were training under the same company they had a little squealing session, and most definitely cried when they found out they were debuting together. They are basically glued to each other's hips, and are definitely a fan favorite.

💫 ⋆ ★ LISA - LISIN

Menaces to society, chaos sisters, bp's problem children. While they initially had trouble with the language barrier, Chaein had offered to help Lisa with her Korean and Lisa had started teaching Chaein Thai in return. Once they found their solution to the language barrier these two hit it off, instantly becoming best friends. Always teasing eachother or ganging up on the others together. Never a quiet moment with these two.

[giuliano-fan-account]

hxh Chapter 395: Founding: Part 1

Ohm yg od oh my god I love this chapter!!!!!!

So let’s get started

Spoilers... What else??

I’m deciding to use the viz translations since I didn’t review yesterday and they come out on sundays so yeaaa

Ok so we begin with Hinrigh who has Cracked The Code on the Heil-Ly base thing

They’re gonna go after those two guys and...... To be honest I don’t care if they end up dying!!!! Go ahead!! I forgot their names already and Togashi’s going to need to manage the like 60 new characters that he’s made this arc...

Man, I miss Kurapika and the Zodiacs and the Princes and Beyonds team... hm... 

Like these characters I love and all like Lynch and Zakuro and Tserriednich’s Militia people and Hinrigh but Man where did everybody else go????

Well good news is later this chapter we at least have the troupe!!

(Togashis trying to tell us to enjoy the little detours-- to the fullest)

Volksen ever. Apparently her officially translated name is like Bork something but Volk is a lot better in My opinion and people spell Giuliano like Juliano all the time so does it Really Matter?

Volk makes me think of a Volkswagen car and Bork makes me think she has an acidic reflux I’m sorry.

Also Otocin = Otoshin (doesn’t really matter to me) and Momolly = Momori (Momori is way cooler sorry so I will also be saying Momori) 

I also permanently associate Volksen with octopi now but that’s besides the point.

Anyways enough about the 6 People from last chapter let’s move on. 

Fun fact I still cant remember his freaking name What Is it Somebody please say It nobody has said it in the past 5 chapters and I’m confused but anyways. 

He says the Phantom troupe are checking out 3102 (next to the trap room 3101) because they think there might be a Hideout behind rooms 3101-3103 and of course they’re being insane about it, since to them it doesn’t matter if they have a plan or not. 

He’s been talking a lot about people being captured..... Togashi? Is this going to be another big theme??

He needs some water or some skin moisturizer or something He can’t be living like this dude look how dry that skin is...

Anyways they're threatening this guy to get in the room as you do.

I’m going to thank Togashi forever for visuals because without them in this arc I would be entirely lost.

I really don’t have any sympathy for this guy but Imagine if three guys just came into your room and then cut a hole in your bathroom.

I’m sorry but in this panel he looks so emo it’s... It’s the hair and the... The everything looks extra emo.

I love this conversation cause it opens new parallels between the mafia and the troupe, which Phinks, Feitan, and Nobunaga are already involved with and it gives some more insight, but also What is Nobunaga holding right now.

Is that like a ball of light or something

And why is it the only one there

Anyways enough of looking at random details its its

ITS FLASHBACK TIME

When I saw this page spread I kid you not I think I went crazy for a second. It’s a callback to the flashback in chapter... 102 (the panels were redrawn!!!!!!@2442454##$#%^$#)

I was right with Chrollo being the one on the left and Franklin being the one on the right closest to the tape, but I thought Shalnark would be the one sitting in front of the elder, and Phinks was the one running at the bottom..... However..

THE ONE WITH THE CURLY WAVY HAIR IS SHALNARK.......... (broken heart crying emoji /pos) 

God I love this Flashback Look at them all. Shalnark and Chrollo are my best guess at like 9 years old and Franklin is probably like uhh 16 or something.

Franklin has a Oldest-brother-that-is-cool-and-is-in-college-while-you-are-in-middle-school vibe which I’m not being super specific about you guys have to know what I’m talking about right.

Tbh this part felt a bit like I was on something but it’s ok it works out!

I love how they have Territory like its warrior cats. Like theyre those kids on the playground that would play warriors (definitely not me /s) But its taken to the actual extreme and they actually fight.

I’m guessing Uvo is also 16 but Puberty just hit him in the face with an iron bat. He’s like the Average bully archetype but also taken to the extreme because they live in a dump city.

Machi... She’s just... She’s like 5 or 6 years old oh my god she’s a literal baby actually... and she’s just handing Uvo a “Murder Weapon” they would probably call it. 

Baby Syanorke being a little smartass and then Immediately getting hit in the head with a plank of wood and passing out This was like the funniest part ever

Look at him tumble

...

Wait

.....

No...

NOOO.......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY CRAP

...Anyways let’s move past that...

Fist fight Immediately 1 v 1

The low quality running of the little guy I can’t believe he’s a little guy

HELP ME THIS IS TERRIFYING WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT 

He is also Average bully archetype No. 2 but a different flavor for sure...... His hair looks like a walnut Phinks what are you doing.... 

Umm ok so Age guesstimate... the first appearance Phinks looks older and then he looks smaller in the other panel... So I’m gonna say he’s like 13 and Feitan... 

...

Yea I have no Idea let’s just say 13 as well.

Get wrecked. I only noticed the arrow now so hopefully you see it too now.

The little guy the little thief 

Meteor city civilization real

AGAIN WITH THE PEOPLE GETTING CAPTURED AND STUFF??

Ok so Basically 

Since Meteor city residents technically don’t exist since they don’t have any form of identification, that means it was legal to kidnap them, kill them, commit crime against them etc since they technically “weren’t human”...

A while later to prevent this, Meteor city allied with the mafia to be safe, but before that there were hundreds of victims and 70% of them were under 15.

Their ties with the mafia grew stronger, and Nen abilities came about the elders, and a pledge was made (The law of retribution): 

“Only life can compensate for a life.”

“We’ll accept anything you leave here, but don’t ever take anything away from us.” (a note left at the kurta massacre, if it rings a bell) 

And so with all this going on the Phantom troupe formed 12234543

PAKUNODA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love her hair so much here its real 

This is so adorale im cyring .........

Ddue just became a part of the council at 9 years old I guess!

Tiny Just tiny little ones

POWER CLEANERS HELP 

MIGHTY SWEEPIN POWER CLEANERS

He also created dubbing wow /s 

IM CYRING AGAIN ........ So Paku must be like 8 or something but they have an Older sister Younger brother dynamic lol 

SHEILA?!?!?! You mean the lady in volume 0 who looks uncannily similar to Pariston Hill? 

...*snif* *sniffleef* eu......e.ue ,, 

Omg its Sheila and Sarasa... Sheila still has her silly rat ears...

I like Sarasa she’s a little silly and I wonder if she’ll be relevant too but as far as I know I dont remember her.

hehe im just imagining all of them just sitting down and watching a really badly dubbed but endearing episode of the power ra-cleaners.

D Hunter.... 

I live them that’s all I have to say

Oh god More human trafficking 

Even worse child trafficking... Yea this is going to be relevant 

And then It just skips back to them peacefully HELP 

To be continued!!! Yea nothing bad happening here totally

I’m guessing since the Title of the chapter is Founding: Part 1 that we’re still going to be in the flashback in part 2 since there’s still stuff that needs to happen.

I mean we still have yet to see 12 year old Nobunaga and what about the whole Council thing?? 

Oh god wait somebody may get captured during the screening NO 

And why is it called founding?? The troupe is officially founded I think when they’re like mm... I wanna say maybe 6 or 7 years older so maybe there’s a time skip idk.

Anyways keep being silly Goofer man Behave yourself.

(remember the hunter exam applicant form or wtv in the 1999 version well I wanted to draw them so here ignore the bad coloring and shading i made this at 2 am) 

[ask-serendipity-sky]

Well taennie was also debunked but you obviously want it to be real so you believed when pics drop. While Jkk you don't want those footages and evidences be real so you believe debunking threads instead

Anon,

Stop lying. Taennie hasn't been debunked.

Yg and Big Hit said they couldn't comment on it because it was the artists' private life. They never debunked it. They never went after gurumi. There is no lies being spread.

Jennie and Tae have never said they weren't dating each other. In fact even Elle France confirmed it once more in August for the doubters:

I don't know why you fight Taennie. Koreans accepted it and moved on. It's only iarmy who refuses to believe it.

When I have clear and undebunkable evidence against jikook, then I will believe it. Meanwhile, I have clear and undebunkabable evidence FOR jikook so I will stay here until proven otherwise.

Taennie is real.

Hope that helps.

[iyiyimlaben]

Sana da şey oluyor mu ben bu sınava 8 9 sene önce girdim yks sınavına önceden başka ismi ardı hatırlayamadım(yaşlılık) kdkdkdk zaman ne çabuk geçiyor hissi. Bana bugün bundan oldu 😂😅

Ygs-Lys dırırırım 🥹 Evet ya zaman aşırı hızlı geçiyor… 18den 20 olana kadar çok yavaştı ama 20den sonra o kadar hızlı geçti ki 9 gün sonra 25 olacağım şaka gibi 🥺

[daesungindistress]

Daesung's 2023 New Year greeting to fans and farewell to YG:

Thank you. "Y"ou were "G"ood.

I feel sincerely grateful for you looking after me all these years and helping me grow into the person I am today. With deep gratitude in my heart, I embark on this new adventure.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't scared. As nervous as I am about taking this bold step forward, I believe it will definitely be worth it in the end.

The year 2023 is approaching. Without an inkling as to what the future holds, I take this step forward into the unknown with only a brave heart. And I intend to walk down this road with a stoic determination. Though I am still quite inexperienced and lacking in many ways, I hope you will continue to show your love and support for my journey. Thank you. Happy new year, everyone!

PS. Someone once said nothing lasts forever. No. Some things last forever... BIGBANG.