#yesterday i was like ‘0 shots to fuck a pure mathematics major’ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

a-moth-to-the-light · 13 days

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i might have already posted about this a while ago but my favorite ace experience is adapting allosexual terminology for myself (because my friends use it, so i automatically pick it up too) without actually understanding what it means (like i know what it means literally, i just don’t understand the feelings)

what i say: “that’s hot!!” or “oh my GOD that’s so attractive”

what i mean: that is aesthetically pleasing, or it makes me feel safe & happy

what i say: “-5 shots to fuck them”

what i mean: i feel joy about this person!

#colorful & well-organized math notes are hot !!#a good satire novel is hot !!#yesterday i was like ‘0 shots to fuck a pure mathematics major’#and i started laughing at myself bc what i meant is #i think pure math is interesting & just pretentious enough to make me happy !!#what do you mean physical attraction is a thing people feel #sounds weird idk #i just take my regular old happiness and assume it’s the same LOL #six keeps on running #you can tell work is doing a number on me because i have been thinking about math WAYYY too much lately #matrices have replaced my soul

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