#yess feed my ego

[handsomefreak69]

HELLO? Your art is fucking SICK!

TBANK YOU

[m1ckeyb3rry]

AWWW the feeling’s mutual!! Tumblr wavelength besties fr!! Also I think ive mentioned this before but my acc is so barren so even if you followed me you’d be getting a load of nothing LMFAOO contemplating if I should just straight up revamp the account and actually use it for something besides reading and talking via asks but I’m kinda lazy LOL

And FR!!! I just try to stay away from the fandoms and whatever LMAO although I’ll admit I usually see some AITA posts reposted on insta or TikTok and they’re sometimes really entertaining HAHAHA

I’m ngl I think I’m probably also the main perpetrator of the Karasu req feed LMAOOO but definitely!! I think once people see that you actually even KNOW of Karasu they usually assume you’re probably familiar with the other side characters too like eitaken hiori kaiser etc.

I just saw the color page and ego lowk cooking?? I laughed so hard though I saw one post of it and someone commented “who are these nobodies??” And op replied “THE COACHES” LMFAOOOOOOO

It’s actually insane I think we’re just a wonder of the universe between liking the same people and having manifestation powers atp…..but YESS YONA OF THE DAWN>>>> I actually loved it sm that I went and read the manga imagine my disappointment when I found out it was MONTHLY I mean no wonder why the art quality was so good but I kept losing track of when it actually came out shshshshsj no because fandom is DEAD like where’s everyone at???? Honestly yeah considering how well the manga typically does im surprised they haven’t taken the opportunity to capitalize off of it and continue animating it???? What a shame smh

LMAOOO it’s funny because I also had bllk recommended to me by a friend and at first it was really casual but then they were like you should go read so I said ok (little did I know I’d fall down the rabbit hole….tbf I should’ve seen it coming because the same friend told me to read the jjk and demon slayer manga and once I read the manga there’s no going back LMAOO)

You’ll always be the OG Karasu nation ceo and founder!! Truly no one else doing it like you do!!! Actually I’m kinda worried about his fanon version because from what I’ve seen people already throw him into the same boat as kuroo from hq and according to what I’ve seen the mischaracterization is WILD it’s like your typical fboy shithead and I’m like oh…..so yeah I can imagine it’d be something along the lines of that LMAOO and just imagine when his questionable lines get animated oh boy

Wait that’s so funny I would never have the balls to comment on a dudebro’s post LMAOO what did he say???? I’m crying at the Barou fan categorization SO TRUE THOUGH like no um I’m not talking about muscle man gym rat bench press Barou…..

LMFAOAOA STOP THE TONGUE I CANT BUT FR kaneshiro better watch out we’re coming for his job….

THE FACT THAT THE MOM CAME THJNKING IT WAS A DATE???? BRO…….omg wait that’s kind a crazy scenario though you liking his best friend but his mom still tries to set you guys up that’s wild……LMAO the parent excuse is so real though but omg that’s a struggle fr…..um I’m assuming your dinner plans are cancelled now though HAHA

-Karasu anon

HAHAHA that’s so real though omg finding a niche to use your tumblr blog for can be so difficult…for a while i just used this acct to answer asks abt my fics so i literally had like. 20 followers or smth for the LONGEST time!! it wasn’t until i started posting my writing on here that i began to use the app more and get more followers as a result 😩 if you ever do decide to revamp/do smth with your blog lmk i will jump in line to follow and reblog everything you post 🫡

reddit aita posts with minecraft parkour in the background ARE my guilty pleasure LMAOAAO i let the tiktokers/instagrammers sift through and bring me only the best of the reddit posts for my viewing pleasure so i don’t have to go through all of the shitty ones

PLSSS you started a movement fr!! although it’s funny actually your request for fwtkac was actually sent within fifteen minutes of the request for white butterfly…like no joke i stepped out of the shower (why is this the second shower mention i have made today) and was like “oh two new requests…A KARASU REQUEST 😱🤩😏⁉️” so that’s kind of funny LMAO i forget which one came first ngl i’m p sure it was the hiori one but i ended up answering you first because i reallyyyyy wanted to write for karasu and i figured the time difference wasn’t enough that it would matter who i answered first 😭 so yeah that’s a really random coincidence maybe it’s because i wrote for kaiser?? but ngl he’s pretty popular too…maybe it’s because i don’t have a character list that i’ll write for because i know a lot of my mutuals who take requests only do so for certain characters meanwhile over here it’s a free for all as long as i’m into the fandom

HELP MEEE HOW DOES ONE NOT KNOW THE COACHES 😭😭😭 ego lowkey slaying…he heard we were considering writing a fic for him and had to lock in rq 😩

we are a literal glitch in the matrix…once in a lifetime matchup fr!! but YESSS omg i never got around to reading the manga unfortunately but the show was sooo good and i just love yona as a fmc (plus shinah is the most majestic gorgeous amazing man)!! I ALWAYS WISH THEY WOULD ANIMATE IT MORE hoping for a fruits basket style return for it (not that i’ve watched fruba but i feel like everyone knows abt its random comeback HAHA) okay wait side note idk if you saw my response to that one ask but why does zantetsu look EXACTLY LIKE HAK??? HELLO??? i need itoshi bros simps to hop on zantetsu yukimiya and karasu IMMEDIATELY they are the true romance novel/anime/drama male leads of bllk forget abt rinnie!!

NOOO FREE KARASU FROM THE FBOY RED FLAG ALLEGATIONS honestly he could pull it off better than itoshi bros certain characters but come onnnm otoya and aiku are right there meanwhile karasu still remembers his crush from when he was 8 😓 leave my baby alone…i’m going to have to work overtime to clear his name (honestly though i am expecting it to happen because if fandom can make SEISHIRO NAGI of all characters into a cheater than they can do anything)

HAHAH omg pls dudebros are so funny they talk such a big game but 99% of them are simps tbh when a girl tells them to shut up they do 😭 whenever i’m feeling mischievous i comment silly things on their posts and they respond w like laughing emojis or wtvr instead of going off on me in the comments as they would normally 😪 idk if it’s because my tik tok pfp is an actual picture of me instead of a character or smth so they feel embarrassed to be mean or rude?? regardless it makes me laugh they truly are just a bunch of losers who have too much free time and are stuck in this toxic dudebro community so whenever someone from outside of their perceived circle acknowledges them online they are factory reset

LMAOOO MY POOR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS MY SCAPEGOATS meanwhile they don’t even care what i do as long as i’m safe 😭 that whole situation was wild the dude tricked me into going on a date w him by saying his whole family would be there (i kind of knew his younger sister so i figured it wouldn’t be too awk if everyone was there) and then i showed up and there was literally no one but his mother who then also left??? UM?? it was literally terrifying and YESS his best friend is the only guy i’ve ever genuinely liked but there was a whole mess over there (he had a gf the whole time we were talking and she hated me but i didn’t know she existed??) and this dude knew all abt it and how broken up i was over the whole situation and STILL said “right let me just slide in rq” 😔😔😔 i had the last laugh though because after pretending to have a boyfriend and hiding in the bathroom so he could cry to himself (i saw the tears welling up and i knew i had to give him a minute) i drove home and my family flew to spain the next day!! thankfully i did end up getting out of tn’s dinner plans but ironically we are now flying to switzerland in like a day or so…ig it’s a pattern?? anyways that’s the mira lore drop of the day FHSKDJSK i have so many crazy stories like that i think i just have a general aura of unintentional rizz around me or smth

[echo-the-ghost]

I love to hear about ocs ^o^ here are some letters!

a, r, g, t!

-🐌

sNAIL FRIEND HELLO thank you very much for sending this! I have a drawing for you actually I just have been a disaster and haven't replied to your previous asks 😔 apologies. buT ANYWAY OCS YESS

A - Hmmm I'll talk about Astrid. She's a witch that lives in the woods with her werewolf wife and their daughter. She makes medicines, salves, alchemic elixirs and the sort to sell as a mysterious witch doctor at various nearby settlements. And tbh she might have a little bit of a god complex about it. She's a good person, she values helping people, but y'know. She's basically a doctor and so of course she has a bit of an ego xD

R - Rae, technically her name is Aurelia but she mostly goes by Rae. She's a sci-fi OC, lives way off in the future. She's part of an astronaut diplomatic corps basically? She's all sunshiney and her girlfriend (whom she met while visiting a random planet for work) is all dark side of the moon-y which is cute. <- Mmmaybe that made sense, who knows dkldjh

G - Ah yes, Gaylord. He is as the name implies, very gay. Enjoys making that his whole personality. In fact he much prefers everyone view him as a total stereotype, a "shallow bitch", or any other related things than to see how broken and sad he really is. He feeds off of insults and slurs, they build his ego in a way I can't explain. Not sure what's going on with him. <- said as the guy who made him that way

T - hehehhehee since I talked about Astrid I'll talk about her wife Twilight. She's a werewolf. And her name is Twilight. I'm silly. Anyway moving on, I'm not entirely sure where she got her curse but it is classic werewolf rules, she can't control when she wolfs out and she used to live in constant fear of hurting her family, especially her young daughter. Astrid's experiments have given her medicine to keep the wolf under better control now, but it still always worries her. And more than that she worries that the curse will be passed onto her daughter.

send me a random letter and I'll tell you a fun fact about one of my OCs!

[caspersdiary]

I saw you in my dream for 4 consecutive days..

Why are you so special in my heart that it doesn't want to let you go! How bad it's been to see your reels in my feed ... I have been trying so hard to avoid you with all my heart yet I'm failing to do so.. I fucking love you way too much!

I can't let you go. But it's hurting knowing the fact that you have literally misunderstood me all these time .. have you ever tried to understand me with your heart?

Love is not supposed to be like this. It was supposed to be smooth. Was it that hard for you to understand it? Was I too hard for you to read? Or was I too confusing for you to understand?

I loved you way more than you could expect. It hurts yet I'm holding myself with the help of my friends cause if I let my heart win, it might have to live in hell for the rest of its life ...

Yess it's okay to be jealous. But not for something like this! This story literally tells me that if I went with my brother in law that too would make you jealous. I don't want this neither do I like this kind... For that guy I literally thought of him as a friend! And nothing else ... Yet he went ahead for giving me something that I love! And it made you mad...

I definitely wanted you to be the one who would fight the world only to get me. Like someone who would give death stares to those who likes me or tries to hit on me.. However it turned out like you didn't even want me . If you did ,,you wouldn't have let me go for something like this ... You think I did wrong to you. I did agree with you. Even though ik I didn't do anything wrong but knowing your state I was in no position to make you understand it...You said I have hurt you . You cried and I realized that if you're telling me that I have hurt you, maybe I have! Even though it was unintentional. You gave up in the start and I did it when it went overbearing...

I was way too much happy. You know how proudly I was talking to my friends that I fucking love you a lot that I was ready to give my all .. my family my name and everything... I was so ready to be loved by you... But you weren't ready... And it hurts...

You didn't realize and I didnt stop. I let you treat me like shit. I'm not someone whom you'd love and the next throw me away! I'm not someone who'd go back to you,, annoy you just because I love you... I have my own self respect own ego own human dignity in me.. I couldn't let my self down anymore to you which I already did...

You think you let your everything down?? Your self respect? I really wanna ask how? Did coming back to me hurt you like that ?? Did becoming vulnerable Infront of me made your self down? How many times was I vulnerable Infront of you?? Honestly It never mattered .. I never felt like I have let your self respect go down... Besides was I that unwelcoming to you?? I fucking loved you so much to let you go! I didn't want to hurt you which is why I was afraid to even talk to you at times...

I was happy with you but you never seemed to be happy with me! You never seemed to be contented with me. If I'm that pushover for you I thought it's better to leave before I loose my dignity and give you some space to think it over..

I guess I found my answer. You never wanted me. The space or time I had given you made you realize I was wrong for you. And I don't wanna cage you up just because I love you..

Now that It hurts too much cause no matter what I see I get reminded of you. My peace EXO, family even those dramas none of those give me peace anymore ... All of them reminds me of you! How am I going to live?

I really wanna pass this phase soon. I know I did wrong. But your words your incidents everything is hurting me more.

To all those things you have liked or you meant for me ,, it hurts. I never manipulated you. Idk what made you think like I did. Was I that wrong to say my part? I was a victim here but you literally made it look like I was in it. I was villain..As if I wanted it. I accepted the fact that , for your story, I was indeed the villain .. I failed to make you understand my pov .. I know my words were not right from the beginning ,for you to get my point. But it literally tore me apart knowing how you thought of me.

I left you when I felt like you don't have anything left for me . What do you expect? Want me to beg you to stay? I can't do that cause it would take my sleep away. The dignity I have would have vanished...

I was embarrassed and tired of being a pushover for you. If you really loved me why didn't you made this clear. You planned everything. Is that your excuse? At least you could have said that you too have feelings for me! Was I that hard to communicate? I thought I made it easy for you to communicate with me.. I even went through all those cringe and embarrassing moments.

I even wanted to ask you out if only I didn't felt like I was pushing you to meet me alone. I was ruining your family timee. How far should a girl behave to make the guy believe that she love her? No girl does that.. Every single girl loves to live in fantasy and be the princess to get princess treatment.. Meanwhile me Ignoring those I thought of making everything comfortable for you.I knew your experience about getting rejected.. but was I too hard for you??

You know what hurts the most? Thinking that the place I imagined myself beside you wasn't for me!

It's my worst phrase. I don't wanna let you see this part of me... Maybe when I get over this and be okay that I have been able to let you go. Only then I want you to see this ..

It's really one hell of an era for me... Cause no matter what ,, no matter how far I run from you I go back to you.. anyhow somehow ...

I cried in my prayers to let you go but it tore me more , my heart .. I can't help but ask Allah for peace,, for you to come back to me... I stopped praying for that since the day I unfriended you.. And it's also been hell for me. I can't help but pray for it every now and then tell him to give me what I actually deserve.. and I suppose it's definitely not you.. Cause if I deserved you or you deserved me we could have been able to fight for these and rewrite the stars...

......

I finally talked with her and she understood it. Tapi explained to me how this whole thing was wrong! All these time I was blaming myself. But was I actually the one to blame?

Those hurtful words,,, one hand doesn't clap! You have literally let my self respect go down.. I would never do something like that cause I hate that thing... I'm literally done with speaking my part trying to clear it out for you... I can't do that anymore...

I was so ready to give up everything for you yet you weren't ready to let this go. And not to mention we were not even in a relationship back when this things happened... Besides ignoring my intentions I never planned to hurt you with something like this. I was shocked. I was talking about you to that guy yet that guy thought of giving me flowers just because I liked those! And it made me broke your trust? I really never understand you.. Even though I tried to I failed..

Even as a friend if you didn't like that friend of mine, you could have said don't mix with him. When I intentionally sent you SS with him in my chat heads you could have warned me as a friend. But you didn't.. You didn't even showed that you were getting jealous..

You know what people are right, if you dont get what you desired you should run! If the person you love doesn't serve you the same amount of love respect and energy, run!

Except my besties literally every single person knows that I'm in a relationship with someone. Every guys that tried to hit on me when I was in coaching, I turned all of them down cause I was in love with you. I still remember there was this one guy who literally proposed me in propose day yet I told him thank you but I have someone. Still now there are people who keeps asking my friends whether I broke up or not only to find a good timing for hitting on me.

You know what I do not regret any of these. Any of the moments I have spent with you. But I do regret that I had expected way more from you. I regret that we couldn't be together until the end.

I just hope that you are doing well. I just hope that you realize what you have for me is not love it's empathic love .. and once you get over it,,it will go away and you will resent it someday...

I couldn't erase you forget you or let you go... Which is why I'm gonna live with the dreams of you.. I'm gonna live with the love I have thought you had for me in my heart... I'm gonna live imagining impossible...

Just like this one.. there's so many more!

And I won't be able to send any of these to you... Just know that I love you .. However I'm letting you go! Thank you for letting me go at the first place. Cause if it weren't for you I probably won't have been able to let you go either!...

[holdmytesseract]

Bestie... I'm so sorry... It took me so long to finally read this. Idk, life is just so busy at the moment... 🥺

The baronet kept blinking rapidly. He was shaking like a leaf. The Weaver raised a dark eyebrow of hers, her voice ringing and clear. Though she could not look at Thomas, there was no doubt she was speaking to him in her gently yet mocking tone. She grinned again, baring her teeth.

Poor meow meow 😭

You saw Thomas behind, the sword he was given thrust forward. His knuckles popped out as he held the handle. Despite the tears in his eyes, he gritted his teeth in determination. He then retreated the sword back through. A giant stain of blood in her middle. Like a puddle. It dripped down, a few drops landing on your face.

😱😱 The meow meow did it! The parallels are to die for! I love it! *chef's kiss*

Loki’s magic fluttered in a golden light before you all. A portal opened up. Out hurried Loki. And right after him was Jonathan, and in Jonathan’s arms- Stella. A bundle in her blue dress. Her hands were bound together with rope as they positioned around Jonathan. Her bound feet dangling over the Night Manager's arms. She had stains of tears all over her face, and her dress had dirt stains, but she was fine. And alive.

HE SAVED HER! YESS! HE SAVED HER! 😭🥺 Poor Stella though... I wanna hug her.

Jonathan and Robert were sparring in the courtyard. Shirtless.

Ohhh, girl dinner is ready! 🤭😂😏 I almost combusted at the chest hair mention, bestie... Ngl... 👀

“I think I’d like to stay a little longer, too,” Stella said, her face bright red.

Same, ladies... Same 👀🤭

“Y/N, you must flirt with this variant of mine. They call him The President. He is rather…high on himself. And feeding his ego will only distract him more, especially with that pretty face. So charm him, seduce him if you must to disarm him.”

Oh.ho.ho... This is going to be interesting! 😁

This variant was like…like…

Oh noooes... I know what's coming, oh noooes... 🫠 Beautifully written, my friend! I LOVE THE PARALLELS!

Yet Loki was not smiling.

Is our meow meow jealous? 👀

I looove this chapter! 😍 Beautifully written! And I love that we get to see all the Loki variants again! 😁

A Court of Mischief and Purpose Chapter Nine (Loki x fem! Reader Series, A Court of Thorns and Roses Hiddlesverse AU)

Series Summary: Sarah J Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses series reimagined with Tom Hiddleston's various characters- Especially the events in the second book: A Court of Mist and Fury. England. 1885. You are dying of tuberculosis right before your upcoming wedding to the Lusty Vicar of Aldwinter, Will Ransome. As you lay on what could be your deathbed, the god of mischief Loki appears before you with a deal. He will heal you in time for the wedding...if you spend a week of every month with him.

Chapter Summary: The Weaver strikes. And a signal is given from Jonathan...as Stella enters the world of Asgard with you. Then, finally, the circle moves to Vanaheim to begin to locate the spellbook.

Chapter Word Count: 7K

Chapter Warnings: Discussions of kidnapping and attempted sexual assault and harassment, but no actual attack, and the victim gets saved. Violence and some blood. Thirst, but no smut. Jealousy. And we get some cameos from of course Crimson Peak and the characters of the Loki show!

Series Masterlist

A03//My Ko-Fi//My Etsy Shop//Masterlist//Wattpad

Taglist: @asgards-princess-of-mischief @jennyggggrrr @five-miles-over @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites @villainousshakespeare @holdmytesseract @eleniblue @twhxhck @lokisgoodgirl @lovelysizzlingbluebird @raqnarokr @holymultiplefandomsbatman @michelleleewise @wolfsmom1 @cheekyscamp @mochie85 @fandxmslxt69

You could have pissed yourself from the way her nose tilted towards you and smiled before she ran at you again. Like a hungry cat finding an injured mouse beneath a trap. She reached her hands forward, her nails seeming like claws. Screaming at last you dodged the attack again. You ran over to another place in the room. She was quick, listening to your every move. Her white nightgown making her look all the more ghostly. Beautiful and Terrible.

The Weaver charged at you. Her eyes, free of pupils, yet at you. Her smile was already so wide, teeth bared, ready to bite into you. You narrowly dodged her yet she landed on her feet. Perhaps you could use your fire magic? No! Not in a wooden cottage! You would burn this cottage down! Blast it!

“Delicious-delicious morsel,” she grinned at you. She turned around and in a heartbeat she grabbed your wrist and arm, twisting it.

“Thomas! Thomas help!” you cried. Not caring if she could hear you.

Thomas took a step forward as if to charge, to move. The Weaver’s ears perked. She sensed him and turned his way. Where his feet fell. Her voice became softer, but her grip was tighter on you.

“Thomas…Thomas…” the Weaver pleaded. Her face pitiful. She was an excellent actress.

The baronet kept blinking rapidly. He was shaking like a leaf. The Weaver raised a dark eyebrow of hers, her voice ringing and clear. Though she could not look at Thomas, there was no doubt she was speaking to him in her gently yet mocking tone. She grinned again, baring her teeth.

“Ah…never getting your soft hands dirty, Thomas…you had…such trouble standing up to her. What a pity...Not for me.”

You had no choice. You willed a little of your fire out of your hand onto hers. She let out a scream as you ran out, away. Free from her grasp. You turned towards the door. You were going to leave immediately and-

But wait! Where was the box?!! You couldn’t leave without it! You would have failed! But if you stayed here- you were dead! And Thomas was just standing there like a statue doing nothing! What on earth was going on with him? Did it have to be entirely you?

You went around to a corner, willing yourself still. Muscles tight. A hand over your mouth to keep from making a peep. So she couldn’t hear you as she searched around. Slowly-her long black hair fell over her face as her head turned around to look.

Yes… She was blind! You could use that to your advantage! What else could you do?

You looked over at the bookshelf right next to her. She passed by it. Hands out. Ready to grab. Devour.

“Fall over,” you asked it silently.

The Bookshelf beside her fell down. It crashed down with a thud as beams came apart and books tumbled to the floor. Dust came in a puff and you could have sworn a spider scurried from there to holes beneath The Weaver jumped. You made items fall around- she followed the sound. You had to create the illusion you were moving, fleeing. Leading her away from you. but you remained still- so she would hear the commotion at the other end of the room. Then she paused calmly.

Her hand reached out. Feeling the top of a certain box under a white blanket. In a second - so quick- she reached beneath it with a free hand. To your horror, she got a knife by its handle. It was raised up, the blade ready to carve you like a roast.

“This will be perfect…now another woman is going to die under these pretty hands…and Thomas again will do nothing to stop it,” she boasted.

She hurried forward with her knife. Picking up her pace, sensing. Her nostrils flaring quietly- to smell you.

You looked over and began to scramble on the floor. You got on all fours, looking around, Trying to be quiet. Where was the box, where was it?

You willed your magic, your senses to help you.

Your senses reached out. Finding, crawling everywhere and feeling the barely open door and Thomas shutting his eyes. a square shape. Glittering- like you could already see it! The same place by the fire! Keeping an eye on her as she searched, sensing for you. You crouched over. Your feet were wide as you crawled slowly. You saw it had indeed tumbled before the crackling fireplace. You reached your arms wide-grabbing it. The texture of its sparkle grazing your palm. You set a hand down to the floor. Ready to get up. Ready to run like hell.

Then the Weaver’s foot came down and crashed on your arm. You let out a scream in pain, Your fingers loosened and released the box.

The Weaver grabbed you by your shoulders. You tried to struggle. You then tried to crawl away on the floor-to the far corner. Test be damned. But she grabbed you by your feet, twisting you- turning you. Looking up, you saw her face. Serene, calm. But with that small smile of triumph-her pupilless blue eyes wide. She held you down.

Though her hand was red with burn marks, she could still use it. raising her knife. The blade right over where your heart was. You squirmed and kicked- but she was so strong, she held you down.

You grabbed her nightgown- willing your fire to go, to move. She only smiled, the flames going over her dress as if they were merely decorations. Her face showed no pain at all.

Dear lord, this was it! This was how you died! Your mind was scrambling. Replaying memories. Thinking of impossible ways out.

You awaited then for the blade to strike, for the pain, and oblivion, for death-when-

SHLICK!

A sword went through her stomach. She gasped her mouth wide in a breathy scream. The air already leaving her mouth, her lungs. The blade over your face. The fire stopped from your hands in surprise.

You saw Thomas behind, the sword he was given thrust forward. His knuckles popped out as he held the handle. Despite the tears in his eyes, he gritted his teeth in determination. He then retreated the sword back through. A giant stain of blood in her middle. Like a puddle. It dripped down, a few drops landing on your face.

You looked at the knife in her trembling hand. Threatening to drop with its blade still forward towards you. You willed it to move, It floated in the air and then you made it toss and skitter away. You freed yourself from the grip of the Weaver and scrambled away. She then leaned over, falling into a ball of pain. Tears in her eyes.

“Thomas…Thomas please…” she pleaded.

You saw the Baronet swallow. He was in pain, but he was going to focus now. His eyes were down and away from her as he leaned down and picked up the golden box, putting it in his pocket.

Thomas helped you up as you held onto the box with your other hand

“Hurry- let’s hurry now!” he pleaded.

As the Weaver went around searching for her knife, you kept sending the junk of the cottage around to barricade her. She got up, stumbling and weak. Wheezing, trying to regain her breath. Jars broke open- the pickled limbs littering everywhere and breaking glass into shards across the floor. She got up, struggling to stand. She stepped over one and screamed so high you jumped.

You and Thomas ran for the door.

The light there was so bright, so blaring, you welcomed it. In three seconds you were both out. You slammed the door shut. Would she escape? You didn’t want to find out. You both went out of the front porch and back into the forest, letting your hands go to increase your pace.

But out from the trees hurried Loki, a dagger wielded in one hand.

“Y/N! Thomas! What’s going on? There were screams!” he cried.

You both went up to meet him. Thomas retrieved the box from his pocket and showed it to him.

“We got lucky- we did it,” Thomas replied.

“Well then! I think our job here is done!” Loki said. There was another rattling scream from the cottage. You winced, but Loki only tightened his lips.

“Can she leave?” you asked.

“Let us not discover if she yet,” Loki said before wielding a flash of golden light and transporting all of you back to Asgard.

All of you landed safely in the heart of a hallway with tall columns everywhere. You had to catch your breath, your heart still racing. Still on the high. Processing that you were alive. Safe. Successful, even. Loki gestured for the golden box, which Thomas placed in his hand.

“All right, now let’s have a look,” you said.

Loki opened it up easily. The inside was lined with silk the color of cream. Like a jewelry box. Fitting, as one of the items tucked inside had a glittering green gem. The other one was grey and dull-made of steel. They were tucked into the silken insides like any piece of jewelry.

Loki got out the duller one- a gear. It shone in its steel as if new. Fresh from a factory. He handed it to Thomas.

“The Cottage must have known you are our clever inventor,” he said. “So the other one must be for our lady.”

The other was a ring. It was carved of gold for the finger. The gem on it was an emerald that shone so bright and beautiful it would make diamonds pale in comparison. You let out a soft gasp. Loki gave it to you. You took the ring and slipped it on your finger, it fit perfectly.

“They’re pretty…but I wonder why those items? Is there a purpose to them?” you said.

Loki shrugged.

“Well, who knows? But, yes, the ring is quite pretty. What about your gear?” he turned to Thomas.

The Baronet smoothed his thumb over it.

“I think I could use it,” he answered. Though his face was still pale and his voice had a quieter tone.

“Alright- now, my curiosity was peaked. What form did the Weaver take?” Loki asked.

“A woman. A woman with long, dark hair and pale skin,” you answered.

“Oh, Sif already!?” Loki asked.

“No, I didn’t know who,” you answered. Then you gestured to Thomas.

“He got her- he saved my life, Loki. She had me and was about to get me- he stabbed her. Probably killed her. And retrieved the box! He was a hero!”

“My! We will make a warrior out of our baronet yet!” Loki replied.

Thomas stepped forward, his shoulders raising up, clutching his gear like a child clutching a toy. Then he turned up, observing Thomas’s face. His eyes softened.

“I think…I might have a guess whose form she took…it was…” Loki wondered.

“Yes. Her.” Thomas answered.

The god put a hand on his shoulder. Thomas looked so shaken- hardly the picture of a triumphant hero. So the woman’s form was someone Thomas knew. And all those things the Weaver said to him…she knew something about Thomas and this lady, whoever she was. What happened with her and Thomas to make him react like that? But his lips were quivering. Thomas was not in a state to discuss what happened.

Suddenly, there was a sound like little chimes. Loki reached into the pockets of his pants. From the opening, there was a green light that glowed so bright it lit up his face. His eyebrows shot up and from his pocket, he retrieved a pocket watch, glowing green.

“Well then!” he said with a grin.

“What is it?” you asked.

“Jonathan gave us a signal-”

“For aid or success?” you pressed.

“I will find out. Get the others in case they are needed- I will be back, don’t miss me too much,” he said as he vanished in golden light.

Word spread around the others to the circle. Jonathan gave the signal, Jonathan gave the signal! All of you hurried to the meeting room. Thomas was moving, though he still looked pale as a ghost. Robert hurried out into the main meeting room, adjusting his grey suit jacket. Hal went out to see as well, groaning as he kept a cold towel pressed to his head.

“What if..what if we all need to fight? What if they outnumber us and we all die!?” you fretted out loud.

Robert looked around, his hands shoved in his pockets.

“Then Loki will appear and no doubt take us all, I hope you have your weapons read-”

The Doctor never finished the sentence.

Loki’s magic fluttered in a golden light before you all. A portal opened up. Out hurried Loki. And right after him was Jonathan, and in Jonathan’s arms- Stella. A bundle in her blue dress. Her hands were bound together with rope as they positioned around Jonathan. Her bound feet dangling over the Night Manager's arms. She had stains of tears all over her face, and her dress had dirt stains, but she was fine. And alive.

You let out a cry and ran over to them first. Jonathan held her as easily as you once held your favorite doll in your arms when you were a child. He let Stella gently go to her feet. Loki raised his hand towards the rope bindings.

“Allow me, my dear,” he offered.

With a flick of his hand, the ropes that bound her hands and feet vanished, leaving red marks across her ankles and wrists. One hand went to clutch the blue beads she wore around her neck- charms for protection, for luck. It seemed maybe they worked this time.

“Oh gods, Stella!” you cried as you grabbed her shoulders, pulling her into a hug.

“YN! YN where-where am I?” she asked, letting go to look into your face. Her face seemed a little gaunt, drained, shrunk into herself.

“You’re in Asgard!” you explained. “The very place Loki lives in!”

Her eyes brimmed again with tears.

“YN I…I…” she babbled out.

She burst into crying.

“I was so scared!” Stella sobbed.

You hugged her again, both of you sobbing it out. Feeling her finally wash out her terror, her experience, trembling hard as she wrung out the crying. She clutched onto you. You let her. Once you felt your own tears ebb down, you began to smooth her hair and rub small circles on her back.

“It’s going to be fine- you’re safe now. You’re far away from Grendel. You’re here. Shhh-”

She looked up. Her face was red and twisted from crying. She wiped it off with her hands.

“You got the…the note?” she asked.

“We did. I got it. And we figured out it was a trap made for me. It was Jonathan and Loki who volunteered to help bring you to safety,” you explained.

She let go. She then turned to Jonathan. Then back to you.

"Yes…he was going to use me. Had me out by a tree. They tied me there. Put a gag in my mouth- and kept it in all the time. Waiting for you to arrive…so he could capture or kill you there and then. It was always changing which one it was, YN! And if not…if you never arrived…Grendel was going to…keep me there. He was going to have me be his…his…prize when he got back. Then he’d let his soldiers...take turns with me if they won battles for him…after he broke me in…” she explained, more hot tears falling down her face.

A cold, sudden dread hit your core at your words. You could have murdered them all, you could have. But that was only for later- now what mattered was her story, her pain, her experience needing a listening ear.

“Grendel left to meet with some others. They left me in that tent. Kept taunting me. Teasing how much I’d like his bed, their bed…talked about what they were going to do to me when Grendel was done….and then…he appeared- Mr. Pine appeared. He dressed like the other soldiers. He found my tent. Said he was here to help me. Then he just took me in his arms and ran out to the woods. They were chasing us but…but Loki appeared and…and then we were here…” she finished.

Jonathan nodded his head, still tight.

“Yes. Everything she said is true,” he confirmed.

Loki placed his hands on his hips, tilting his head.

“Why, you’re bleeding, Jon!” he cried.

There were a couple of cuts through the sleeve of his shirt. Fresh, bright blood spilled out. Stella went over and gestured to one, reaching a hand. Jonathan did not flinch away from the ghost of her touch.

“Will you be…alright, Mr. Pine?” she went to her skirt to tear up a bit for a bandage but he put a hand up to stop her.

“You don’t have to do that. It didn’t get anything vital, Miss Harris. There are healers here with plenty of bandages. Right now…you need to get some food and water and some rest after all that.” Jonathan told her.

She went up to Jonathan and kissed his cheek.

“Thank you,” Stella said.

The Night Manager turned bright pink and smiled at her in response. She went to Loki.

“Thank you too…I always sensed there was just a little bit of good in you…” she said.

The god smiled and made a theatrical bow like an actor.

“Please, the pleasure was mine,” he said.

Servants appeared towards your friend. A guest room was provided for Stella. It was quite dull and plain compared to the other grand rooms- white, grey walls and base furniture. But that didn’t matter now. Loki told the servants to find her a place to sit and to get her something to drink or a small plate of food. Stella was brought to sit on a chair and you knelt next to her, squeezing her hand. She was also cold as ice, Loki added that she needed a blanket. Perhaps a hot bath too to wash out the grime and dirt and the disgusting feeling of being in a disgusting place with such disgusting men.

When a healer arrived to check on Stella, she said other than the burns from the ropes and a few minor scrapes, she was fine. The healer brought out a pot of ointment that she put over Stella’s rope scars. A blanket and a platter of food were brought before her upon a tray set on the table. One maid began a fire for more warmth. Once he made sure everything was met, what wisdom Loki had made him leave. Giving you privacy to be with your friend.

“Did…did they…try to…to…you know. Did they actually…attack you?” you asked.

“It didn’t happen but…they said they were going to…I thought, feared that they would get impatient and- and-” Stella said, her voice breaking off.

Her eyes welled with tears.

“It’s alright. You are safe now- you can cry as much as you need to. Grendel won’t get here- won’t get you.”

Stella gulped down her water and devoured her food. You had never seen her so unladylike when she ate- they must have starved and dehydrated her to weaken her. Weake her resolve and lure you further, the bastards.

“I swear to you, it will never happen again! It won’t! But right now…this is why I’ve been staying here. I am learning how to fight. I just passed a test- I’m going to be considered a warrior. I told you about the training and magic- remember? It’s getting better every day, Stella! I’m becoming a warrior so I can help fight Grendel. Stop his invasion of all the realms. Bring him to justice.”

Stella wrapped the blanket further around her. Her plate and cup were empty. She stared into the fire. Then she spoke with a fierceness, a tone, an anger you had never heard from her since the start of your friendship.

“I hope he and his army burn in hell.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

The next day, you checked on Stella once she woke up. She was still shaken. Still bursting into tears. Jumping at shadows. She heard a loud noise down the hall (perhaps Thor ambling down to practice his hammer) and she curled into a ball and cried. You had to assure her it wasn’t Grendel or his army. Making sure she ate her food. Reminding her Grendel wasn't here, not here to get her. As you walked Stella around Asgard, you showed her the library. She didn’t want to look at the books, saying she wasn’t in the mood to read. She only wanted to stare out the window onto the city. You brought your embroidery to work on as she sat and merely looked outside. To pass time in comfortable silence. To see her soothed in whatever way she needed.

There was a soft knock on the door, and you both turned. Loki appeared there. Stella said her hellos, then returned to staring out the window. Sad, blank. You could see in her face- she was safe now. But still shaken by what happened. By what almost happened.

“YN, I was thinking…we should return her home,” he suggested quietly.

“Return her? To get kidnapped again?! Didn’t you hear what they were going to do to her?” you hissed.

“Well, I did, but…”

He folded his arms, letting in a deep sigh at her.

“I don’t think she should be made prisoner. Trading one cage for another. She should decide for herself…” he offered.

He leaned against the wall, folding his arms as he watched the scene. You went over to the window and touched her arm. It broke her out of staring as she looked at you.

“Stella…what do you think? Would you like to stay here a little longer…or would you like to go back home?” you asked.

She looked at you.

“I…I’m not sure what I want…I just…I only want…I want not to be scared,” she confessed.

You placed a hand over hers. Loki walked forward, his voice vibrant, almost presentational.

“You are welcome as a guest here as long as you want. If not, Say the word, and I shall be glad to return you back to your home. We will at least need to tell your dear mother and father you are safe here,” he said.

“Could I see…more of the palace?” she asked.

“Oh yes- why don’t you both take a little turn about!” he offered with a smile.

He held the door gallantly open as you both walked out. Then Loki and you exchanged a look. He then smiled at you before he headed into the library.

Stella turned to you.

“Why do they all look and sound like…like…you know…him?” she asked.

“They’re all variants,” you answered. You then briefly explained the concept of variants and that these men were gathered from different timelines to help Loki stop Grendel. Stella asked no questions but only listened. Walking slowly beside you.

There was one hallway where the sunlight draped across from the wide, open windows. She looked up at the tall pillars, chin tilting. Your footsteps made echoes across the hallway. You saw she relaxed her shoulders more. She didn’t seem as jumpy or as teary. Servants came and went. Some eyeing the new mortal woman curiously. In no doubt, Thor would be barging in to meet her like an excited, overgrown puppy any minute.

“Y/N- what about you? Your parents have been so worried about you. They keep fretting about what is happening. I worry about you sometimes,” she asked.

“ I’ve cried my tears over my heartbreak- sometimes still do. I’ll be fine in time! Don’t worry about me!” you assured.

“I’ve noticed. You seem happy here. Happier here than you were at your own wedding,” she commented.

You gave her a smile.

“I…I’m growing more content. And not everything is easy…but…I have a purpose. All of my life, Stella, has been around my family, the people here, and then Will….”

You paused your steps, looking into her eyes.

“When…when I found out what he did, I wondered who I was without him. Then when I was brought here, I wondered who I was without my family. Without my friends. Or anyone back home. And here…I’m finding out exactly that. Finding out what I can do with no one to hold my hand. Finding out how far I can go and what I am capable of- and how it can potentially help so many others,” you said.

“I’m still not sure if I…want to stay here or not…” Stella mused softly.

As you walked out, you heard grunting from outside. Looking out the window, it was a sunny, cloudless, warm day in the courtyard. Both of you turned to look out to spy the source of the grunting from below.

Jonathan and Robert were sparring in the courtyard. Shirtless.

Muscles gleaming from the sweat. The only thing on their upper bodies were the fingerless gloves wrapped around their hands to guard them. You heard Stella’s breath hitch in her throat as she turned to look too.

How many abdominal muscles did they have between them? And their pectorals were so…so wide! And their biceps you were sure could crush steel easily. They let off grunts as they exchanged jabs and crosses. Robert kept a little smirk on his face, a bit of his hair coming undone. Jonathan’s eyes were still forward, determined. Not that you were staring too long at their faces, anyway. And was that…a little bit of hair on their chests? You couldn’t decide which one was better or more beautiful. Something inside you twinged, itched, ached. If they were variants…then did that mean that’s what…they all would look like beneath their clothes? Thomas? Hal? And… And that means…beneath his leathers that hid so much of his body…that’s what…what Loki would look like? You felt saliva gather in your mouth. That forbidden shiver running through you.

You both stared at them as they fought. Then as Robert beat Jonathan, he let out a small laugh. But Jonathan merely smiled. They shook hands and dried off with towels before heading to the shadows.

You and Stella looked back at each other.

“So yes, I’m staying here,” you said.

“I think I’d like to stay a little longer, too,” Stella said, her face bright red.

.─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

When you trained with Robert the next day, he had his shirt on. Unfortunately and fortunately. The intense exercise stifled your brief moment of lust yesterday. You kept focused on him and your movements.

“Now- think quick! Yes! Now Hook!” he had ordered.

You had been reminiscing over the recent events. It all bubbled up. The sting of Will’s betrayal-it’s memory. You thought it was done but…the visit brought it back. Your parents flat out saying you still should have married Will. To look over his wandering with a smile and say it was better he was happy. Then Stella’s abduction. What they would have done to her had Jonathan not interfered in time. That they were going to trap and kill you- or have you be kept to be a prize alongside your friend.

“Now- jab! Cross! Hook!” Robert instructed.

In the corner- you saw Loki again. He wore lighter training clothes. A bit damp with sweat. But he looked at you and smiled. It felt like a sting- a sweet sting and something inside you kept buzzing when he did that.

And Loki there- his smile. His bright eyes. And who knows what he looked like under those leathers, and if he looked like Robert and Jonathan did- Damn that look on his face! That stupid smirk! You hated yourself. Hated your attraction to him. Hated that you were so drawn to him even when you were dying in that sickbed! Damn Loki, so full of himself and effortlessly charming and beautiful and-

You gave a huge, solid hook to Robert into his right hand. It landed with such force, that it got his hand. He let out a cry of pain and jumped back. You froze.

“Are you alright!?” you asked.

“Oh! I am! Well, then- That was quite a punch!” he laughed.

You looked up at him.

“Sorry I…I got distracted and…and carried away…” you confessed.

“It’s funny…your anger made you punch a little harder, fight harder…I don’t see why you shouldn’t be carried away sometimes.” Robert grinned at you, clearly alright.

Loki applauded as he walked up from his corner.

“We could need you getting carried away, YN! Oh! Spread the word to the others! Meeting in an hour! So let’s review your hooks next and use a new combination…you’re going to use it,” the god announced before he waltzed out the door.

You nodded. Then punched away again. Any minute of training might make a difference. Make you better. And make you more ready for your first real task. Not test. Task.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

In an hour, everyone gathered in the meeting room. Loki was waiting, in his usual fine dark, green, and golden leathers. His arms crossed behind his back as if he was pacing all around. He turned and smiled.

“Well now! My dear little circle! Today we embark to retrieve the book. The spellbook is in Vanaheim as you all know. I paid the Prophet another little visit yesterday and he said that the book is in two parts and where they are kept. One is in the smaller Kved palace. And the other is located in the larger Nott palace.”

“So, we should split up. Find the halves. And return.” Jonathan suggested.

“Well, yes, but…”

Loki then looked at all of you.

“I’ve never been to the Kved Palace, but the Nott one I have visited several times. I must tell you…there are more variants of me that stay there,” he announced.

“Zounds, more?” Hal gasped, tilting his head.

The god let out a little laugh.

“Yes! And they all call themselves Lokis! Kved seems to be lighter. Fewer people in there- still guarded. I don’t know who. But…in the Nott palace, they’re guarded especially by two certain variants. A handsome face that looks much like yours truly who they call The President, and a woman variant- the only one.”

He gestured for all of you to gather around. His eyes were determined.

“Here is the plan. Hal, Jonathan, and Robert shall go to Kved to sleep the night. The rest of us shall go to Nott. We are all just visiting. Cause no trouble or suspicion. Figure out where the book halves are and who guards them. We must be ready- but not let them suspect anything. And there is one tactic I find especially effective- flirtation. Especially with our beautiful lady among us...”

He gestured to you. You lowered your jaw, placing a hand over your heart. Loki continued.

“Y/N, you must flirt with this variant of mine. They call him The President. He is rather…high on himself. And feeding his ego will only distract him more, especially with that pretty face. So charm him, seduce him if you must to disarm him.”

“I’ve never seduced anyone! I’m a decent woman!” you cried in objection.

“Well- then only as a last resort! To break his guard! Only if nothing else works! Just…mere flirtation! And the female variant who guards. I will flirt with her. They do not call me Silvertongue for nothing.”

There was a mischievous twinkle in his eyes.

“Now…any final questions between all of you? None! Well then- how ready are we!? Very!” he announced.

Everyone agreed. Loki conjured weapons to be discreetly hidden. Thomas, Jonathan, and Robert beneath their jackets. You had a white cotton day dress. To seem innocuous, sweet, even charming. But one dagger was hidden to be in the bustle of your skirt. Steel kept just inside the softness.

“Remember-violence is a last resort. And we do not know what obstacles await us to find the book,” Loki reminded all of you.

He conjured a portal and in there all of you walked- ready to search for the book halves and the first key for Grendel's defeat.

You weren’t sure what it would look like, but Vanaheim was mainly made of forests. Beautiful, peaceful forests. Nicer than the Weavers forests.

As all of you walked along the path, the air was cool and fresh. It cleared out revealing a lake as clear as a mirror. So long and wide it went down. Turning your head, it was led to a kingdom. It looked like the ones from storybooks.

The high walls easily let you inside from the smiling, armed guards who merely shrugged as they let you in. The kingdom was a rustic, medieval town compared to the more Romanesque Asgard. Hal looked like he fit right in as he practically strutted down with a smile on his handsome face.

The two palaces were far too tall to miss. A larger one in the center with a flag of the moon. A smaller one to the east waving a flag with a sun on it. Both were made of a cream-colored stone that made them shine like seashells. The Kved palace was almost tall and thin, like a tower. But the Nott palace was like a large rectangle with high, rectangle windows and what seemed to be statues of other Norse deities. None you could name.

“All right, we shall meet up here by this time, tomorrow,” Loki announced. “Though- if one needs more help…send one to the castle to announce it.

It was set and each of you split up into groups. Jonathan, Hal, and Robert headed for the Kved palace. Thomas, Loki, and you took strides toward the large Nott palace. You headed up the steps to the large, dark wooden doors with golden knockers. Thomas lifted one and had it knocked against it.

Who opened the door but an old man in a silly-looking costume. Like a replica of Loki’s- only bright and garish complete with yellow horns on his head and green pants.

“Ah! Dear Loki Good to see you!” he wished, wrapping the God of Mischief you knew into a hug.

“Oh-Classic Loki! I’ve missed you as well!” he wished with a smile.

And they were all called Loki as well! Oh, dear heavens- this was going to be dizzying! At least the variants you knew had different names! You were going to get very confused!

“Do come in! It’s been nothing but parties here lately with all of the variants!” the old man explained.

“What is the purpose of a Loki than to cause Mischief!” your familiar Loki replied.

They laughed and patted each other on the back. You all walked inside the entryway. The palace inside was downright ethereal. Ivory walls and laughter echoed. You swore you heard a harp playing.

“Here- they call me Classic Loki.” The old man introduced himself.

Thomas smiled and shook the old man’s hand.

“Sir Thomas Sharpe, esquire.” he introduced himself.

Loki swirled over to pat Thomas’s back

“He is another variant- isn’t he handsome? No doubt, because of his similarity to me, hm? Sir Thomas Sharpe is a Baronet, Inventor, and a natural dancer to name a mere few. And this here…”

He swept over to you.

“This is another companion of mine. A mortal lady from Midgard, but as warm and lovely as this Vanaheim itself- this is Miss Y/N,” he said.

Butterflies emerged in your stomach from his words. In a way, they never had before with his flowery statements. You swallowed it back. You made a curtsy, giving a smile to greet Classic Loki.

“I’m delighted to make your acquaintance,” you greeted. Classic Loki ebbed his head and acknowledged you.

“All of you-join us! You are in time for the vintage wine!” Classic Loki invited, waving all of you in.

Inside the palace were long wooden halls. Lamps that glowed golden. Art, vases full of flowers, and statues passed by- it felt almost like a nice museum.

He then turned and there was a ballroom. Tall windows, chandeliers, and light, bright walls that almost made your eyes water.

Though as nice as the palace was, so many of the Lokis in the large dining hall ranged from clean to dinghy. There was a scruffy little boy with long, brown hair stealing small cakes to stuff into his face. As you walked out there was a garden full of hydrangeas with a little fountain in the center. The fountains pool, much to your surprise, had a small alligator with little golden Loki horns on his head as a helmet floated about. It got out, passing by your feet-docile as a dog, friendly and harmless. It reached up at you, pawing lightly at your skirt.

“Please don’t bite me,” you whispered.

You leaned down to pet it, and it only smiled. Well, as nice as a crocodile could smile.

But ah, yes. The mission! You turned around, trying to find it. Thomas was already being poured a little glass of wine as he talked to a Loki who wore furs. The Loki was telling a story with a large, dramatic voice, and Thomas smiled at him and sipped. You walked back inside the ballroom. The laughter and the sound of an off-key piano from the corner. The chaotic conversations…that of course only a room full of Lokis could provide. There were tables full of refreshments of round, thick breads and creamy pies.

Thomas seemed focused. But where was…was…

Then you found your Loki…and the woman variant. For, of course, she stood out as the only woman here besides you. Short blonde hair and slender. The woman variant- one of two guards of the book.

There was a back corner where there was a large, clumsy, giant target set up on the wall. The woman had a little table with several knives.

He was leaning against the bar of the table. Close. He was smiling in a way that…that…that you didn’t like. She tested the weight of one and then turned to him. He kept smiling. You felt so stupid. You knew this would happen. Yet why...did you not like it?

She folded her arms. Guarding herself. Tilting her chin. Frowning. But he kept the dreamy look he would give. You could not make out what words he was saying but you knew Loki well enough to know that he was probably oozing with charm, compliments, and smooth words. Complete with that velvet, baritone voice in that tone he always liked to use with flattery and flirtation.

The lady was focused on a target. She kept throwing the daggers. It hit the target- or close to it. There were already at least five other small daggers near the center- never missing. She gave him a glare with one in her hand. Perhaps considering if her next target should be his face. Then kept throwing and hitting her marks perfectly as he waxed poetic to her.

There was a woman back home…

You felt something in your stomach drop and twist.

Another woman who had blonde hair.

A heavy lump gathered in your throat, your eyes feeling hot.

And who wore a grey coat…and when she went about she didn't wear her corset...

The nasty cruel voice in your head was running rampant.

A woman who had a smile on her face. Hid her past bruises with her scarves and collars...

A perfect woman. Another one. Never falling. So any man who ever showed interest in you would no longer as soon as she stepped into a room.

This variant was like…like…

Hot tears threatened to form in your eyes. The self-destructive impulses and thoughts and bitter memories spiraling.

“It’s always some woman, stronger, smarter, better than every other woman…and that’s who you will always lose to. There is always a Cora. Every time you even consider that…that…someone, a gentleman might like you…she will come along again, that bitch. Like a Gorgon growing another head when you think you’ve chopped it off. Y/N, Think of what happened moments before your own marriage…your almost marriage…it will always happen…you will never win, never be wanted, because there will always be someone better. What were you doing letting yourself melt a little to Loki’s charms?! He’s a trickster god! That’s what he does! Plays tricks!”

You forced your eyes away, trying to deepen your breathing. Forcing your eyes on the floor. The off-key music and laughter in your ears.

You then lifted your chin and began to walk away to the crowd. Scanning for this other variant.

Why should that matter? Loki was the kind to flirt to get what he wanted! This was a part of the mission! You hated the feeling of pettiness and jealousy in your stomach. You hated that you grew to like his compliments, his flirtation, for lack of a better word. They flattered you. And yes he was attractive…but nothing more. Yes, nothing more. It didn’t matter. You have plenty of new friends now. That was enough. Men became monsters when it came to matters of romance, and that included gods. And Loki was such a scoundrel and arrogant. Let him be in his environment.

He can flirt with whoever he pleases and I do not care one bit, you thought to yourself, holding your head high.

You continued on your merry way. Then you saw him- The President.

It was obvious- he was wearing a dark, slightly torn suit with buttons that read “PRESIDENT” in large letters. The bright eyes and dark curls and handsome smile.

Loki was doing his part, and now it was time to do yours.

You came up with a smile, as he noticed you. He looked and sounded exactly like Loki. Which was a curious thing- so many different Lokis who all looked different. But this one could be his twin. Even in his voice.

“Ah-now, who are you?” he asked.

“Take a guess,” you said.

He smiled, putting his hands in his pockets.

“Hmmm…perhaps…a beautiful lady who is a little bit bored with her home and has come here for a bit of danger…a bit of excitement…” he smiled.

“I don’t want to be in any danger,” you replied coyly.

He walked up to you. A smirk formed on his lips as he drank you in.

“Then why are you here?” he asked.

“I only wish to…enjoy myself,” you answered. Feigning bashfullness. A slight push to keep him wanting more.

“Then….no doubt I can provide that to you…excuse me, gentleman,” he said, dismissing the other Lokis behind him to see you. His smile having a hunger to it.

Good- now he was in the palm of your hand.

“You did forget the part about my name, good sir,” you said greeted with a little curtsy.

“Then-mystery woman. Relieve my curiosity. Tell me your name.” the president replied.

You gave him your name. He then took your hand and gave it a deep kiss on your knuckles- eyes never leaving. The happy, excited flutters went through your stomach

“It’s a pity you shouldn’t refresh yourself while you’re here- would you like some wine?” he asked.

“My! Quite gallant! Is that how you won so many votes?” you asked with a smile.

“Through some persuasion, campaigning, gaining trust…and a few hearts as well.”

He gave you a wink.

“Why, you’d have my vote!” you responded.

You burst into some giggles. He put you on his arm as he led you forward to the table where drinks were being poured and food served. Glowing in the attention that the President Variant was showering on you.

It seems like this is working. We should have it in no time, you thought.

As you glanced over, you saw Loki beside the woman concentrating on her dagger throwing. Loki looked at you with this copy of him in a tattered suit.

You glanced back into his eyes. This was the plan. Flirt with the variants. It was working extremely well on your end. This should lower the guard of the President at least to discover the location of the half of the spell book.

Yet Loki was not smiling.

[recordmcqueen]

when u see pretty girls and u wanna tell them how pretty they are but u dont wanna sound creepy and then they complement ur hair and i just 🥰🥰🥰

[hiraya-rawr]

feeds acting au ideas

jean's actor unintentionally being like a parent figure to klee's actor like klee accidentally drops something and jean is just there to pick it up for her immediately

i know for a fact ayato's and childe's actors would jokingly butt heads but they would get like a drink or two after filming their scenes

the archons' actors taking a selfie now with nahida cause theres a new member to the archon family!!

scaramouche's actor getting both flustered and an ego boost at how many people like his character

nahida's actor sitting on the swing when she's waiting for her turn to record

OR THE OTHER ACTORS JUST USING THE SWING

i love this au sm i might try to draw something if i have motivation

// based on the acting au brainrots

yess Nahida's addition would be so cute 🥺 mainly because it's a literal child playing her role so the other actors are having fun guiding her along the way.

I headcanon that Scaramouche was a little wary about playing the jerk/menace/hate-able character role but his fanbase is just huge!

it's been a while!! thank you for the brainrotting <3 acting au has a special place in my heart

[triplexdoublex]

Two

Pairings: Colson X Reader

Warnings/Tags: size kink, multiple orgasms

Your clothes were flying off faster than you could keep track of; hands up over your heads as you removed each other's shirts. Your kisses were all lips, tongue and nipping teeth as unfurled passion took over. 

You hadn’t planned on having sex with your new boyfriend this soon; you usually reserved that for the 3rd date at minimum, but there you were naked in his bed after the very first date, about to get fucked into tomorrow. 

Your jaw dropped when he kicked off his boxers. “Holy shit, that looks like it’s gonna hurt,” you giggled in disbelief at his size. 

“Wait, you’re not a virgin are you?” he questioned, pausing all action. 

“I might as well be!” You joked. “Look at that thing! Guess you weren’t playing earlier when you said you were gonna ‘destroy my pussy when we got back to your place', "you laughed. 

“So you’ve never had a big dick before, is what you’re trying to tell me?” he smirked cockily, brushing the tip of his long, fat, cock between your eager folds. 

“I mean, I thought I had...until now, but they don’t even compare!”

“I’ll be the biggest you’ve ever had then?” He questioned with a sexy arrogance to his voice, continuing to tease you.

“Y-eah,” your breath hitched at the contact.

“Say it!” he demanded. You could feel the pressure of his size against your opening, getting ready to enter you. “Tell me I���m the biggest you’ve ever had.”  He began to push in. “Promise I’ll be gentle.”

“Shit!” You gasped “you're the biggest I’ve ever had!”

And gentle he was; with your hands on his hips he let you guide the pace and depth of which he entered you.  Usually when you had sex your walls acted as a soft sea of pillows and blankets cradling the vessel that was voyaging inside of you, but with Colson they were stretched taunt like a canvas, with little give, barely able to contain his size; in fact there was as least a good three inches that wouldn’t fit. When Colson felt his tip nudge against your cervix he studied the spot where your bodies joined, making note of just how far down his shaft you could take him, so as not to hurt you. 

In and out, in and out. He measured perfectly every time; his huge cock just shy of a ruler on its own.

Your nails left thin, purple-red, linear markings down his shoulders blades as he increased his speed, adding to his already colorful back.

“Yeah baby, scratch me — fuckin’ love that shit!” he snarled. “Best you ever had, huh?”

God, his arrogance was intoxicating, or perhaps it was the malt whiskey on his breath or permanent cloud of weed smoke that surrounded him. 

“Yess!” You moaned out in response. Not only were your words true — he was in fact the best you ever had— but you knew him hearing you say that would feed his ego, and to be honest you couldn’t get enough of his ‘bad boy’ charm; it’s how he managed to get you in bed so quickly in the first place.

“Mmm yeah, girl. Take this big dick, Take it! Take it!” He chanted with each thrust.

“Fuck, yeah give it to me!” You echoed back.

“Nah, you know what? I want you to work for this dick,” he teased, quickly pulling out and rolling onto his back, “Fuckin’ ride me!” His cock stood proud in fist waiting for you to mount it. 

You squatted over him and carefully sank down as far as you could comfortably go before rising back up again setting a steady rhythm; up and down, up and down, your hands clawing at his tattooed chest, as your impending climax began to slowly build. 

By the time it hit, your thighs burned with fatigue but your attention was on the searing pleasure spreading throughout your core and lower abdomen like an uncontained wildfire consuming everything in his path. Colson’s breathy ‘fucks’ as he shot his load up into you only added more fuel to the flames causing one orgasm to blend into the next. ‘Two, Two orgasms within seconds of each other. This man is a God!’ You thought  to yourself as you literally and metaphorically rode them out.

You melted into a quivering mess on top of Colson; your breath so ragged you weren’t sure if you’d ever catch it again. 

“Did you cum?” He questioned cockily, even though he knew you did.

But you answered him nonetheless, managing to muster up the strength to proudly hold up two fingers; your lips silently forming the word ‘twice’.

[withoneheadlight]

hellooooo it’s nsfw anon here with even more thoughts !! Ok so I literally cannot get your post about steve making billy come just by kissing outta my damn mind so imma brain dump it on you Rn.

So like yeah, billy finds out that Steve can do /that/ but he doesn’t realise that it’s literally only the tip of the iceberg with Steve. Billy has slept around before and but he’s always been the one to take care of his partners so he’s just not used to the way steve takes care of him, how he talks to him sweet and dirty while his hands and mouth roam Billy’s body, teasing him until he’s literally out of his mind with it.

One morning he wakes up in Steve’s bed already hard and dripping from his already forgotten dream, but he’s rutting and whining softly into the sheets, Steve nowhere in sight but his side do the bed still warm. Billy still isn’t used to waking up feeling soft and content so he indulges himself, rolling his hips into the bed while he imagines Steve’s mouth on him again. They haven’t exactly gone at it for a while so he’s extra needy and comes quickly, panting and shaking. He’s still dazed when he feels the bed dipping when Steve crawls to lay over him, slotting his hard cock between Billy’s ass with a “that feel good baby? Yeah? You sounded so good whining my name out, sugar” and billy just- he hasn’t even recovered from his first orgasm nor is he fully awake but he already feels his dick twitching again, arching his back to stick his ass out more for steve. And Steve just can’t help himself. He hasn’t had time alone with billy for a while and he hasn’t had him this soft and dazed since they both found out he could make billy come just from his tongue so he spends the better part of the hour teasing billy. Kissing every inch of his body, biting at his nipples, sucking on his jaw and of course fucking his tongue in and out of Billy’s mouth, a favourite for them both. And that’s all before he starts eating billy out until he cries and finally, /finally/ when billy is wrecked with sobs and his eyes are big blue and teary, does Steve slip into him, whispering into his ear. “Yeah baby? That what you need? Just need somethin in you don’t you? Filling you up and stretching you out good. So good for me, Bill.” And billy can’t even think let alone respond. He has a mix of tears drool puddled under his cheek and he’s overwhelmed because what the /fuck/? Nobody’s every treated him like this. And Steve’s being so sweet, taking care of him and cooing at all his whimpers and whines, but the filth coming out of his mouth makes him feel dirty in the best way, makes him feel like a slut and maybe finally it clicks for him? This is the king Steve everyone was talking about. Yeah ok bye that’s all I have I worked myself up with that so I’m gonna drink some water before I pass out and let u do what u want with this bye bye luv u !!

Holy shit NSFW!ANON you live up to you name don't you? You killed me with this. Death by brain-bonner. So. Fucking. Hot. 

And also, Billy getting like this because the way Steve takes care of him it's the biggest turn-on of his life??? HELL YESS "Billy still isn’t used to waking up feeling soft and content so he indulges himself, rolling his hips into the bed while he imagines Steve’s mouth on him again" the hottest thing, I tell you, rutting + sleepiness + happiness + king steve + "eating billy out until he cries" there's something better??? no it's not! 

And ohhhhhh God. I bet it's Steve too who got him like that. Bet he does it sometimes, feeding filthy words into Billy's ear on those sweet moments between wakefulness and slumber, sneaking into the remnants of his dream like the wet dream he himself is, making Billy hard and leaking with the mere sound of his voice and the things  he says. Oh, the things he says.

Bet it isn't the first time Steve has make him cum just from that, wrapping his arms around billy afterwards, kissing him fully awake with lips that can't get fully rid of a suspicious, satisfied grin, Billy's cum still hot between their bodies "Mmmmph, why are you looking at me like that, Steven?" and Steve's laughter vibrating in both their mouths as he keeps on kissing him "'Cause I'm pretty sure you had a hell of a dream, babe. Pretty sure I was in there" and Billy getting suddenly aware of the sticky wetness covering their bellies and blushing all over because Steve is using his King Steve Voice and Billy not only came all over himself but he's also getting hard a g a i n and Steve was insufferably full of himself already but for the look on his face Billy can tell he has just make it even worse (again) but, you know what? He couldn't care less now because Steve makes him feel loved and happy and cherished so he can pay the small (–ish) price of bearing with his gigantic ego  xD xD xD.

(ok, that was probably too much? xD. IM SORRY. sometimes i just lose it nsfw!anon but i love so much the idea of billy having and 'easy trigger' even easier when it comes to our stevie boy here. and that combined with this idea of steve being very very good at making him cum and being the fucking  w o r s t about it sometimes but being so tender and so caring with billy at the same time, making him feel loved and safe simply ends me. ends me anon. and omg i'm thinking that, it gets sooooo bad, when billy finally finds out about the dream thing and steve won't stop being the cockiest bastard about making billy come with the sole power of his voice and in his dreams ("c'mon, hargrove. just admit it. i'm the hottest thing you can think of. i'm peak hottness on your mind") that one day billy makes this stupid comment to piss him off, calls him 'the cum whisperer' but like ironically, like "yeah, steven. you're so good, steven. you're a cum whisperer, steven. are you happy now?" rolling his eyes and all but, BUT—oh, steve IS happy. too happy. steve of course e m b r a c e s it, smug  and as he is, and now he calls himself 'the cum whisperer' and billy life is now a big 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️, but like VERY HAPPY 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️so not that bad. more like not bad at all. because he's— pretty much in love with his bratty, stupidly adorable king steve, he just refuses to give him the satisfaction to say it out loud (too much, anyway xD))

(aaand this is my cue to not answer things when i'm sleepy, i end up raving. xD. ignore me please)

 This was FANTASTIC nsfw!anon, and brightened my day in so many ways!! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. I'll look forward for your asks if you want/feel in the mood/have the time to send them 💖💖💖 I love you and love seeing you around so much.

[filmbro]

tall introvert who's polite but is a little weird abt it (like the vibes of the politeness is,, i can't describe it but the fact that we have a running joke about piss kinks says it all) also funny and friendly vibes bc ur hot and brilliant

ughh yess feed my ego 💗

[hellometelo]

COLLÏSÏON. 

“That beautiful

Oleander

flower has been dancing for me & waving and nodding (conquering yesses and noes) to me from behind my smartphone screen for quite some time now. It's a wink to lot’s of memories of unburdened wandering during my little solo-trip in Lisbon a few years ago. Whenever I was passing by one of those trees, the mesmerizing scent of their flowers seduced me to pause my adventures somewhere up or down one or another hill while following the twisting alleys in the suburbs of the city. The sent of freedom. Ideal to dream about from behind the walls... On the other hand this piece of COLLÏSÏON., a song I’m working on, has been longing for a

metaphorical

translation. So I created some

imagery

for it and I included this - to me - symbolic flower in it, among other collected footage that coincidentally helped to give image to my words.” 

(music 2018, visuals 2019)

- - - - - - - - - - - Methaphorical visuals & footage + sound frequencies, music & vocals - high to low by ELOÏ. // the inner ego of Héloïse Vanderghote

- - - - - - - - - - - We met where our smoke faded in a shrinking sway We ‘ld shake the hands to later kiss the ashes away Shared thoughts      mm..    melted hearts but then we stumbled over the following day You came into my life        as a breath, a feeding breeze in just one tide, with all that mellow ease You came and you’re gone with the wind                  Hm,hm let’s go back, yes please

 - - - - - - - - - - -

More music & more:

Artist/ singer-lyrics-composer-arrangement.. : ELOÏ. // Héloïse Vanderghote- Official YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ELOI. 

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hellometelo/ 

- Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/eloidotmusic 

- For more music/ demo's, check: https://vi.be/platform/elo 

- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HELLOMETELOI 

- Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/hellometelo

[leo-culture-technology]

Ooh my best friend for yearss was a Leo sun! Leo's give me such a warm vibe tho. Probably the fire 🔥 I don't know how well I get along with Leo's personally but I admire them to an extent especially since I tend to be reserved and serious. It's a nice balancing out in my opinion

Also Taurus moon!!! Yess. My current best friend has a moon in Taurus and it's a great energy. I always wish I had more earth in my chart. It okay if it makes you a stubborn bitch. We stan stubborn bitches

Aquarius rising.... I'm usually drawn to people with heavy aquarius placements so that's another tick for you ✅

Also I can relate to wishing there was more representation in your big three since mine are ALL WATER and mostly Scorpio.... Like the rest of my chart is fire so air and earth are just nada in my life 😭

~vixx anon 💙

uwu uwu ur too kind feeding my leo ego <3 kjhgfdfghj jk jk fr tho I'm glad u like my big 3 <3 and tbh for what it's worth I always find myself So drawn to scorpio energy, idk what it is about itttttttt but even though leos are supposed to be incompatible with scorpios or whatever, I just really love their vibes and always find myself rlly drawn to ittttttttt it's okay we can balance each other out uwu

[the-croissant]

@the-croissant Firstly, can I mention how cool your vibes are? You’re a super cool person and I’d love to know you better! Your favourite type of music? And art is such a coool hobby! Do you prefer digital or traditional art? And I love psychology as well, it’s almost like a magical power to understand the world. Thank you!

This was so sweet thank you so much! I love when people feed my ego, and I'm glad to know you love my vibes :) I never really thought anyone liked my vibe so thank you hehe. I like punk rock music, and prefer traditional art tbh lol. Also OH MY GOD YES PSYCHOLOGY IS AMAZING (it's how I found mbti lol) IT IS MY ENTIRE LIFE YESS

Appreciate you too bud ;)

Appreciation Post

This is an Appreciation Post who participated in my tag/reblog games/ commented in my posts/made my day with your words. Thank you so much, I appreciate and am grateful to all of you <3

For all those who participated in the MBTI Tag Game. It means a lot to me, so, a big thank you to all of you! 

@hikarumkns I am an INFP too! You seem totally so cool, and I’m very passionate about a lot of things as well! What music do you like to listen? I like the ESFJs as well, what do you like most about them? Thank you!

@impending-snake-catastrophe Honestly, I was sooo happy when you first replied! This is a side blog so I can’t reply with this, but I’m really grateful to you :) I love seeing your comments a lot! Unfortunately we don’t have much topics in common, except culture— I absolutely love understanding cultures of the world. And MBTI ofc <3 Thank you!

@izu-umi you’re honestly so cool! I am currently following both your personal and art account (through my main haha, it’s a side) and honestly can I say, how awesome you are! Also, do you know Masaki Suda? He was in Kamen Riders I guess (I don’t really know the show but I love hearing to Suda’s songs) and did I mention how amazing your art is? Thank you!

@the-entj-scientist your blog is totally so cool, and I really love food (not cooking really, more like eating haha) and digital art as well! Also, your ESTJ art is so cool! Also, ENFJs are so cool, right? My mother is one and I absolutely love her. I hope you all the best for your studies and lectures. Thank you!

@havenlix Firstly, thank you so much for participating! It was great knowing you, I love your blog, and I am really fond of reading, writing, mythology! Do you like Norse mythology? What’s your favourite mythology? Your favourite book/author? Thank you!

@burstofbrightcolours Thank you so much for participating! I love journalling, anime and manga as well! Favourite anime? or manga? or genre? Thank you!

@queen-of-obsessing Hiii, fellow INFP! What music do you like listening to? Also, I love ISTJs and ESFJs as well! What do you like about them? Hmm, if you don’t mind, I’d love to know about your writing! What’s the genre? Who’s the main character? Thank you!

@nashinaomi Ah, finally an ESTJ in Tumblr XD I know a lot of ESTJs in real life, but in Tumblr there are almost none. As an INFP, I can totally say, you ESTJs are super cool. There’s a guy in our class, JD, who’s the natural leader of his group and he is an ESTJ as well, and honestly, even though I hate to be ordered, he is the one I’d always look upto to command me. You all are so responsible, and dutiful, I can always trust you. :) Thank you!

 @kiwinfp Ohh, can I just say, how much I admire you? You’re probably one of my favourite strangers in Tumblr now and you seem really cool! Thank you for everything <333 What type of music do you like? Your favourite author/book? and ENTPs are so cool, right? My sister is one, and we’re a great duo haha. And absolutely, I love talking about allll those things!! and thank you so much for the long answers, I love long answers!! Thank you!

@intp-again Thank you so much! I love your blog already <33 You seem sooo relatable! Exactly, I spend hours imagining fanfics and stuff I’d never write haha XD Your current anime obsession? And I’d love to hear random facts! Thank you!

@coleide Wow! You are so cool! I absolutely love story writing and history too! What’s your story about? Also, what’s your favourite era of history? and yes, ENTPs are really cool, especially their sense of humour! Also, I love your list of hobbies XD you seem as a very interesting person! Thank you!

@hana–mae Wow!! That’s a lottt of hobbies! I’d love to know about your stories and history things! Unfortunately I don’t know a thing about Stuart or Tudor era but you seem totally rad and I’d love to know you better. Thank you!

@hopeisleet Hii there! Your blog is super cool! Nice to meet you :) Hmm, looking good is a cool thing haha. Btw do you like anime? And diseases and sociology is a cool topic too. Thank you!

@ezeravar Hii, fellow INFP! I love drawing, writing too! I’m still not sure what D & D is but some of my friends told it’s great so … I’d love to know about your stories and characters!  Thank you!  

@the-croissant Firstly, can I mention how cool your vibes are? You’re a super cool person and I’d love to know you better! Your favourite type of music? And art is such a coool hobby! Do you prefer digital or traditional art? And I love psychology as well, it’s almost like a magical power to understand the world. Thank you!

<<more to be added>>

For those who left so sweet replies in the reblog game (it’s a side blog so I can’t comment to you through this account, hence this way of replying <3)

@dei-lab-assistant 

“ I guess maybe I should have expected that from an INFP, but people are more than their type, so you never know what a person will say until they say it.” Honestly I loved this so much <3 I absolutely admire people like you who don’t let stereotypes rule their way of responding. And you’ve good taste too! I’d be totally up for a tent night too :) Thank you so much once again <3 Your comment had made my day <33 

@miraclemikurunrun

Honestly… you are just so nice! I absolutely admire your personality already! Thank you so much, I’m already having a much better day with so much positivity <33 I loved your blog too! I hope you have a great day/night ahead as well <33 Thanks again!

@fruityedgybastard

Hii, actually the main purpose of this post was to meet different people/blogs all round because you know Tumblr is filled with so amazing people. And I’m glad it made you happy <33 Your comment made me smile like crazy too haha :) Thank you so much for brightening my day!

@beanjustabean Oh thank YOU so much <3 You made me smile as well. Great meeting you! 

With love,

INFP

[captainshyguy]

i just saw guardians of the galaxy 2 and !!!! holy shit !!!! 

ok so general opinions/good things

i wasn’t....expecting such an emotional thing abt yondu im really sad abt him now im glad he made things right but im REALLY SAD

rocket pushing everyone away....relatable (his kina character arc whilst still being in character was nice)

very bright and colourful visuals, the planet ego was lovely until...yknow lmao 

taserface.....arNGSJDBGHBGGRHB

gamora and nebula kinda making up and hugging....yess

speaking of both of them were excellent in the film tbh

mantis was sweet and had a great power tbh

hHHH THE ENDING WAS SO EMOTIONAL WHEN THEY ALL CAME AND AAAA

the bad guy was....chilling esp WHEN HE WAS TALKNIG AND IT WAS JSUT HIS SKELETON and o god when he killed all of his kids and you saw their bodies i nearly threw up, but also that he genuinely thinks it’s okay to destroy everything, and thinks he was justified in killing peter’s mum, idk something about him was much more terrifying than ronan to me idk??? no marvel villain has genuinely made me feel something like fear but he did 

 im glad they made mantis rather unsettling to look at and made sure drax wasn’t into her looks

those gold people were so clearly spraypainted but i couldn’t even be mad it was so funny how they thought they were beautiful i was like calm down girl ur really not

somehow more emotional than the first one??? the first one was more lighthearted and silly i think but both of them are equally good, but i think i‘d watch em for different reasons??? first one when i want fun, 2nd when i wanna be moved and cry

pretty fucking funny 

bad things 

peter leave gamora alone she’s gay dude

no but seriously, she clearly wasn’t into him and he was still kinda pushing it and then she caves at the end??? just let them stay as friends they don’t have to get together, stop??? guilting girls for not being interested, the whole ‘hard to get’ thing HARDLY exists irl bc it’s guys just not accepting that girls don’t like them.....

speaking of.....after reading that ‘born sexy yesterday’ trope analysing thing, mantis and drax made me a lil uncomfortable, she’s clearly naive and needs time to have more experience with the universe and i really hope they dont pair her and drax together (it really feeds into that ‘naive CHILDLIKE lady who only knows one man so she thinks he’s the greatest person alive’ which really feeds into the male fantasy and it’s incredibly creepy that guys want girls like that)

honestly baby groot was fucking annoying, i loved groot in the first one he was my fave but now he’s an annoying helpless gremlin??? no thanks give me big groot who gives makes flowers for children and is actually somewhat smart whilst still being sweet and naive and not a fucknig idiot 

the music was better in the first one tbh like.....way better there wasnt a memorable song in the whole second one except!!! maybe the last one whilst i loved nearly all of them in the first one 

[spookyjenn]

#1-96

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed? I keep one of them open

(2) Do You Have Freckles? nope

(3) Can You Whistle? sort of 

(4) Last Song You Listened To. I Dare you - The xx

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour? Black

(6) Relationship Status Single?

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now? too hot 

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky? nope i woke up in a great mood

(9) How Many Followers? 353

(10) Zodiac Sign. Taurus 

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour? Brown

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily? nope 

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower? yesss

(14) What Books Are You Reading? Ho Tactics: How to mindf**k  A Man into Spending, Spoiling, and Sponsoring 

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14. The male ego will continue to feed his brain with thoughts that it’s only a matter of time before he locks you down and saves you from your hurtful past.

(16) Favourite Anime? I dont watch that

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of? My mom

(18) Do You Collect Anything? nope

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch? Baked potato soup

(20) Do You Dance In The Car? Sometimes

(21) Favourite Animal? Penguins

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics? sometimes

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed? 3am

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now? Nope

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean? Pool

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog? Oliverxsm 

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water? Bottled

(28) What Makes You Happy? Listening to music and cuddling my pets

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.  

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music? with music always

(31) Dogs Or Cats? Both

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be? Glittery Pink

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox. Playstation

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean? Neither 

(35) Do You Believe In Magic? yes 

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing? Black

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue? Yes

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It? Spend it

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You? My phone

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now? Below Deck Mediterranean 

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly? nope

(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People? a little bit

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams? sometimes

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes? Yes

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry. I havent watched a movie in forever

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds? Both

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be? The xx

(48) Are You A Picky Eater? sometimes yes

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper? sometimes

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning? Sometimes but most of the time no

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write? Depends on the mood

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud? Yes

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents? Both

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up? Night Time - The xx

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather) Summer

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now? Margarita

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

(58) What Is Your Gender? Female obviouslyyyyyy

(59) Coffee Or Tea? Both

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About? College Algebra

(61) What Is Your Sexuality? Bisexual?

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning? Sort of

(63) Favourite Pokemon? none of them

(64) Favourite Social Media? Snapchat/Tumblr

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories? unoriginal but i guess

(66) Do You Get Homesick? yes

(67) Are You A Virgin? Yes

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now? Suave Keratin

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free? um sleep in the car

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life? Yes thank god

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters? Atomic Blonde

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex? nah fuck them honestly 

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?” I wonder, sit and watch you wonder. I see you manipulate your lover” (under-Sampha)

(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest? any color besides brown

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set? yess. i love swing sets

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate? Mini Donuts

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone? too many

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not? 

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? lol yea

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network? yup 

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People? Sometimes

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them. 

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed? open

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today? Homework, Eat, and Cook

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed? T-shirt and underwear no pants

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now. Too many 

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person? Night 

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc. Too many

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened. 

(90) Favourite Soda Drink? Sprite

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite? Rain & Thunder

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More? Jeans

(93) How Do You Look Right Now? Gross

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You Listening to Music

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want? :):

(96) Favourite YouTuber? Scotty Sire

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about me

Fancy knowing anything about me?

1: Full name Kirstie Taylor King Turcotte

2: Age: 20

3: 3 Fears: deep water, creepy crawly bugs, pizza place doesnt deliver

4: 3 things I love: music, art, laughing

5: 4 turns on: if you funny, gentle, and can have deep conversations

6: 4 turns off: big ego, doesn’t show he cares, ugly shoes

7: My best friend: nobody wants to be close to me long enough

8: Sexual orientation: str8 

9: My best first date: ohhh maaannnn.... somewhere in a waterfall in a foreign country

10: How tall am I: 5′3

11: What do I miss: not having to adult

12: What time were I born: 7:30 am!

13: Favourite color: dreamy purples and green and blue and anything lovely

14: Do I have a crush: yeessssss!

15: Favourite quote: let it go, let it leave, let it happen. nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you anyway. all you own is yourself.

16: Favourite place: new zealand or anywhere with a beautiful sunset

17: Favourite food: all da food! but mostly hummus 

18: Do I use sarcasm: ....noooo :3

19: What am I listening to right now: bedroom-nostalgic feeling!

20: First thing I notice in new person: the beautiful smiles

21: Shoe size: 7 

22: Eye color: bluuuueee

23: Hair color: dirty blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing: dirty mop grungy just crawled out of a trashcan unique

25: Ever done a prank call?: pretty sure i wasted my adolescence prank calling people

27: Meaning behind my URL: i like to get high

28: Favourite movie: oh maaann! idek. the grinch probs. i know err word. 

29: Favourite song: i have a million favorite songs. but my favorite song at the moment is hodera-breathe easy because the guitar sounds so dreamy and beautiful

30: Favourite band: nevershoutnever is my guilty pleasure

31: How I feel right now: weird

32: Someone I love: everyone who ever made me feel loved

33: My current relationship status: d8ing

34: My relationship with my parents: terrible

35: Favourite holiday: halloweeny because i love being creepy 

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i only have my belly button pierced but i have 8 tattoos and ive had a million piercings in my life time. 

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: i want to get my septum re pierced annnnndddd i want an avocado tattoo’d on my arm 

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: because it was cool af in grade 10

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: no way, we were friends for a long time before. 

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: ermm... sometimes i guess

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: yep! 

42: When did I last hold hands?: yesterday in the car with my boyfriends mom cause i love her and she loves me and shes the best. 

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: 10 minutes at the most

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: loool no? its winter. 

45: Where am I right now?: at work :(

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: probably my self or the cab driver. cabbies always pull thru. 

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: as loud as it can fuckin go

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: no!!!! im a full time adult

49: Am I excited for anything?: summer time 

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yesssssssssss, most of my greatest friends are boys

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: mm  70% maybe. 

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: yesterday when i was leaving my friends house. noice warm hugs

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: i would be confuuused. 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: no! i learned the hard way not to trust a distrusting person.

55: What is something I disliked about today?: that i had to get up at 8 and go to the bank to get money for my rent. and than pay my grumpy landlord. 

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Robert Plant

57: What do I think about most?: im mostly in dream land 99% of the time

58: What’s my strangest talent? i can spread all my toes apart and it looks like i have munky feet. its pretty bad ass. 

59: Do I have any strange phobias? i dont think being closter phobic is strange. but FUCK that. 

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both! i like to capture beauty and be apart of beauty. 

61: What was the last lie I told? i lied on my time sheet at work because i need the hours but i fucking hate working. 

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? talking on the phone is nice, it keeps the mystery going. 

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: of course.

64: Do I believe in magic?: yes! i believe we all have abilities we cannot access, only some people get to that point. 

65: Do I believe in luck?: sure

66: What's the weather like right now?: sunny, windy. 

67: What was the last book I've read? celestine prophecy 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: i would be dead if i did 

69: Do I have any nicknames?: kerby/kerbz

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: uhm my brother snapped my pinky in half. 

71: Do I spend money or save it?: both haha 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no :c

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? yes! my key chain.

74: Favourite animal? red panda

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? roasting my brain on social media 

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? love 

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? heaven must be missing an angel 

78: How can you win my heart?: be sweet and semi obsessed 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? tried my best 

80: What is my favorite word? rutabaga 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: i dont go on tumblr enough 

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? love everyone. every leaf. every ray of light. forgive. 

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: nahhh 

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: read peoples minds 

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? how do i feel honestly. 

86: What is my current desktop picture? a red panda.. hahah 

87: Had sex? i would be pretty sad if i was 20 and still a virgin. 

88: Bought condoms? yessssssss

89: Gotten pregnant? noooo! 

90: Failed a class? ha ha ha 

91: Kissed a boy? yup

92: Kissed a girl? yupppppp 

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? heh yes 

94: Had job? unfortunately 

95: Left the house without my wallet? all the time 

96: Bullied someone on the internet? ya i was a dick in highschool 

97: Had sex in public? how public? i had sex in a park at night. and in the forest. and in a car parked on the side of the road. idk how public that is. but. 

98: Played on a sports team? soccer! 

99: Smoked weed? everyday.

100: Did drugs? yea!

101: Smoked cigarettes? ive been ciggy free for awhile 

102: Drank alcohol? if i could calculate how much vodka i have drank in my life i could probably fill an olympic pool. js. 

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? vegetarian! 

104: Been overweight? not really. 

105: Been underweight? no

106: Been to a wedding? yess

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? probably. 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? when i was younger yeah 

109: Been outside my home country? multiple times!

110: Gotten my heart broken? i think my heart is in a constant broken stage now. 

111: Been to a professional sports game? yeah! 

112: Broken a bone? if my pinky counts than yes 

113: Cut myself? for a year i used to cut my self in highschool. 

114: Been to prom? i live in canada 

115: Been in airplane? yeaaaaaaa

116: Fly by helicopter? noooooo 

117: What concerts have I been to? too many 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? mm no 

119: Learned another language? no! :’( 

120: Wore make up? sometimes 

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? i was 15

122: Had oral sex? duhh 

123: Dyed my hair? not for 2 years

124: Voted in a presidential election? i voted in the prime minister election in canada last year. my dude won. of couuuurse because hes sick. 

125: Rode in an ambulance? yea when my brother shattered his head 

126: Had a surgery? yup!

127: Met someone famous? no 

128: Stalked someone on a social network? haaaahaha i have issues

129: Peed outside? ya gotta do what ya gotta do 

130: Been fishing? yes! i caught the biggest fishy at my bf’s cottage this summer. he was pretty impressed. 

131: Helped with charity? i dated a christian guy in highschool and his parents would take us to the mustard seed to hangout with the less fortunate and feed them :) it was really nice.

132: Been rejected by a crush? YEAA! its the worst. 

133: Broken a mirror? no thats bad luck

134: What do I want for birthday? a big hug and an awesome concert in seattle to happen. 

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2 kids. they will be boys. Atlas/Onyx. maybe Eli? 

136: Was I named after anyone? my dads highschool crush. 

137: Do I like my handwriting? yeah! ive got pretty nice writing id say

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? barbies/teddy bears

139: Favourite Tv Show? one tree hill 

140: Where do I want to live when older? somewhere peaceful, surrounded by nature 

141: Play any musical instrument? ukelele! 

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? my friend put a cigarette out on the back of my leg when i was passed out drunk. that was fun. 

143: Favourite pizza toping? pineapple!!

144: Am I afraid of the dark? if i watch a scary movie or have a scary dream. 

145: Am I afraid of heights? not really but sometimes when i look down it gives me butterflies 

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? HAHA ya. my mom is smarter than i thought i guess. 

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? all the time. 

148: What I'm really bad at: expressing myself. 

149: What my greatest achievments are: moving out all on my own and paying all my bills on my own without any help. 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: my first love told me to go kill myself and that i was spineless. 

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents debt off and move them somewhere they always wanted to go. 

152: What do I like about myself: im funny i guess 

153: My closest Tumblr friend: jen 

154: Something I fantasise about: having my life be a dream pop music video