#yes this is about my OCS

[gender-is-a-scam]

New character parallels just dropped: Devoted like a knight vs devoted like a dog

[mr-weirdo-mcgee]

How do we feel about this ship dynamic?

[eyestrain-addict]

I'm not into astrology in a tiktok kinda way, I'm into astrology in a "court astrologer/wizard who wears navy blue robes embroidered with silver constellations, and is the closest confidant of the King and is secretly in love with him." kinda way.

[envyenvys]

Dog/leash/owner this, knight/sword/sheath that, what about deer/headlights/driver?

[mithrasisgay]

Toreador hopelessly down bad for emotionally unavailable Nosferatu........

[anexistingexistence]

Imagine the protagonist's boyfriend throwing stones at his window and climbing up a tree to get in because the protagonist's mom doesn't want them to be together so they have to meet up in secret.

Now imagine exactly that but with two full-grown men. All of a sudden it's a lot less cute and a lot more "Mc why tf do you care about what your mom wants you're 24 years old damn it."

[lastoneout]

I am burdened by so many blorbo thoughts that I am not anywhere near talented enough to draw

[radioactivecatboy]

see the thing about jonathan and drew that drives me crazy is they’re essentially playing gay chicken but like. with full knowledge that at some point it WILL end and they WILL confess their love and kiss passionately. but right now they will not ever ever ever EVER. ever. admit to having a) feelings in general or b) feelings for each other or c) EVEN BEING FRIENDS???? like they r literally best friends. they would kill and die for each other and have been nearly inseparable since they were like 6 and were there for each other through the worst parts of both their lives and held each other up when they couldn’t keep going. BUT THEY CANT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT BECAUSE (microwave humming noises) (ding) THE FEELINGS WIN. AND THE FEELINGS CANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway it makes me want to bury my head in the ground like a fucking ostrich and scream so hard the molten core of the earth trembles with its ferocity

[returnofahsoka]

a family can be a self-sacrificial idiot of a clone, his jedi best friend who keeps healing him back to life, a droid he found behind a dumpster and his cool nephew-slash-jedi padawan

[lurker-extraordinaire-657645]

apollo/athena duos >>>>>

[danyayeni2]

Lumielle be like

While the two DO have a loving relationship, and do eventually fix their problems, their love language is still of death threats, driving daggers into hearts, and making out with each other as the blood of their victims pool around their heads like halos. Their mouths crash together with the bruises on their hands complimenting only the actions they have caused on both each other and others.

Because no one could have a crash that burns better and brighter than them.

please excuse my hater moment but i hate when people see two characters that have the most insane dynamic and they’re like but what if it was wholesome :) okay well what if they fucked nasty style and tried to kill each other all the time also

[foolych]

If you’re ever worried about being cringe, just remember:

I’m out there :)

[strawberry-jellicle]

Which one of you is the up and coming ringleader, and which one of you is the trapeze artist running away with the ringleader to find their freedom

[meimeikyu]

It/Its nonhuman x He/She lesbian

[void-thing]

My favorite relationship dynamic is where one partner loves to infodump endlessly and the other doesn't speak much at all but loves to listen to their partner infodump no matter what it is

[from-the-stone-art]

There’s something like the anticipation of a kiss, then the pleasure of being cloaked in peace~

Bonus