#yes theyre the kray twins oh im soooo funny

[daenystheedreamer]

do u have a great bastard oc

i dont i should make one.... ok its twins. rylene and roy waters are born to rhea waters, the natural daughter of lord celtigar by a tyroshi merchant. pre-king, maybe between meg and casella or just after cassella. rhea is a bit older than aegon, maybe a lot older... she's her father's treasurer and lord celtigar is lord treasurer for the king so maybe they meet that way :) or aegon is lured like in a cartoon with pie smell.

i hc the celtigars having watery blue eyes but theyre like NAUR ITS LAVENDER ITS VIOLET ITS THE LIGHT IT CHANGES!!! born silver haired blue eyed. rhea dyed her hair bright red and the kids do it too and also rhea is called the crayfish so theyre called the crayfish twins. (eagle eyed viewers will see where they will be headed...)

anyway theyre raised mostly out of the spotlight to avoid getting sent off to the faith like meg's daughters. hair dyed red to avoid talk but everyone knows♡♡♡ rylene is lord celtigar' cupbearer and roy is a squire, later knight of the city watch.

after aegon is crowned, the twins show up at court and petition for a small loan of a million dragons which they use to open a beautiful night club in king's landing. they are gangsters♡♡♡ rylene is the brains and roy is the muscle. they're a bit robin hood, stealing and blackmailing from rich nobles to help out flea bottom. its rhe hottest nightclub in KL and they franchise it theres a couple in the riverlands and a bunch in the reach and westerlands. they try to expand to dorne but aegon does sanctions so they cant :/

they have no ambitions for dragons or the throne. the throne is nothing to them its an illusion the throne is there to beg for money which they MAYYY provide for a cost.... rylene becomes an unofficial mistress of whispers 👀

they think their siblings are annoying jocks or emo tryhards. they do fund the blackfyre rebellion a bit on BOTH sides. they dont get arrested cos no one can prove anything. later roy kills a guy in a duel (lovers quarrel) and rylene nearly successfully gaslights everyone during the trial but roy gets imprisoned for a little bit rip. rylene pulls in favours tho so they get him out, it was basically just a gaycation for roy.

still alive by egg's time, at least rylene. maybe roy got killed in a medieval shootout. dunk n egg get free drinks♡♡♡ apply juice for egg tho. both twins hit on dunk and he doesnt get it hes like damn these targs are friendly... so weird.... probably not aegons kids ig