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happylittlegremlin · 6 months ago

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*grabs block of cheese*

"My liege, your lactose intolerance would make it Hell for your guests to go to the bathroom for today's Pride Party."

*puts cheese back*

"Good my liege..."

*grabs a pound of brie and milk*

"WAIT NO!"

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

#best sitcom premise ever #you inherent your estranged grandfather's house and now you have this floating skull #he still wants to take over the universe but you got bills to pay #its a fun little buddy buddy comedy until the midseason plot begins to unfold #your grandfather--the ancient warlock Balthazar the Wicked--is getting resurrected by cultists and the skull has recently been recruited #the skull is all in but then he starts to grow emotions towards the world and suddenly he doesn't want to be evil #there will be like twelve seasons of this #yes the skull will develop a romance with a headless mannequin golem #yes one of the side characters is the main character's father #they had a rough relationship but that was because his father--Balthazar the Wicked--was tough to be around #the father was kind of the chosen one but gave it all up to start a suburban family #didn't teach his kid magic because he wanted her to have a “normal life”#the show represents their struggles together #and Balthazar DOES get resurrected but because the main characters messed with the ritual he is actually reincarnated into the body of a ch #so now season two or three or four will have him as a side character trying to get his magic and stuff back and become old again #but he also learns the lesson of kindness #and this just feels like a really sweet show #can someone produce this?#queuety pie

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