#yes the idea of starking kiri and higa just coming out of the closet together really gets me LMAOOOO

[kiri-tired]

OK..This is actually just a wild-crack concept, but imagine if that moment where Higa starts to talk to StarKing Kirito and he mentions Kayaba---Higa starts to blush and be like: “Uhh....Yknow......Kirito......Your plans about Kayaba....I....I just wanted to say.....Me and Kayaba......kinda have a history together.........I....once in my life....I had been in love with him......” And then StarKing Kirito’s taken aback a bit but eventually goes like. “....I-I see. Understandable......I can completely understand...a love for a man..........” 

AND THEN THEY JUST FRIGGIN TALK ABOUT THEIR GAY THOUGHTS OF EUGEO AND KAYABA