#yes the Harvey con is me to everyone who has beef with Elliott’s 10 heart event

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 2

Alex vs Harvey

Alex pros & cons

Respects his elders

Kinda a himbo

sells ice cream

Introspective arc about masculinity

Cons

Kinda stupid

Peaked in high school

That one ball line

I’ve never seen you walk your dog Alex

Harvey pros & cons

Pros

Educated

Has a job

Loves planes

Fusion between Brian Davis Gilbert and Horace Diaz from mighty med

Cons

Pathetic

Can’t dance

Kisses you while you’re in a hot air balloon without asking (guys, this was just me making fun of the people treating Elliott’s 10 heart event like a true crime podcast. I WAS UNWARE OF THE SAME TREATMENT FOR HARVEY LIKE COME ON THEYRE PIXELS😭)

Likes pickled pumpkin