#yes she is messing with SW's pulls obv

[ancicntforged]

"Ruan Mei? More like Ruan Mei credit card."

[janiedean]

Jaime/Captain Phasma? How bout a Star Wars au? After all, didn't he say that he wanted to serve under her command? In another life he does? Jaime serves faithfully under his beloved Captain Phasma, cough, cough, her real name is Brienne?

maaaaan like

NO ONE KNOWS because I never went for it

but if you really wanna know I had actually planned an entire star wars au back when the force awakens came out where I had for some miracle managed to merge BOTH OT, PT and TFA by doing some meddling but sadly phasma wasn’t brienne because guys as much as AESTHETIC goes phasma is a true bonafide arse and they have nothing in common personality-wise (BUT IT’S FINE I LOVE PHASMA AS THE HORRID PERSON SHE IS), basically............ hahaha I should find my notes but going for a thing where robb wasn’t stark-related the entire thing was along the lines of:

ned as obi-wan, brandon as padme, catelyn as anakin > lady stoneheart as darth vader, sansa and arya as her kids except that since I had planned the TFA plot and the OT plot to happen almost at the same time arya somehow disappeared because the dark side got a hold of her or smth while ned ended up giving sansa to the equivalent of the organas so you had leia!sansa, I think jon arryn was qui-gon and I wish I had my damned notebook let me go check OKAY SO, palpatine was walder frey, I apparently hadn’t decided on who was supposed to be yoda but whatever

then the OT happened with ned exiling himself on tattooine where he has a kid with ashara (jon) that he ends up sending on the other desert planet when he realizes that he might be in danger (YES REY KENOBI WAS A THING BACK IN THE DAY SHH I LIKED THAT THEORY) and he made friends with local farmer brienne who turns out being force sensitive (YES BRIENNE WAS RANDOMLY LUKE WITHOUT BEING ACTUALLY RELATED TO ANAKIN LET ME HAVE IT), sansa is the leader of the rebels blah blah blah help me ned-wan-kenobi-stark you’re my only hope, he and brienne hightail out of tattooine after the empire finds them, they need a passage, they end up with han solo!jaime with his trusted honor!falcon or something so basically I was gonna have the pseudo luke/han storyline lmao

shit happens, they free sansa, she and brienne become bfs, jb hook up sansa brings her mom back to the light while still leading the rebellion, except that ops turns out the first order exists and either tywin or roose!snook have tried to turn to the dark side kylo ren!arya and they have to handle that menace too - featuring phasma!ramsay and hux!roose if tywin is snook

at this point BAM new trilogy happens, we have poe!robb who is the best pilot in their ranks and sansa’s adoptive brother or something idk he can be some other tully branch I had to figure that out who infiltrates the first order base, befriends/falls in love with theon!finn who can’t wait a) for robb to name him ;) b) to run the fuck away from phasma!ramsay, shit happens, finn!theon ends up on jakku where he runs into rey!jon who has been waiting for his parents blah blah blah enter the TFA plot except with jaime and brienne both sharing the falcon because what are divorces not in my fic, maz kanata!davos, bb8!grey wind and arya realizing that the pull of the light was a thing all along and her sister just wants to finally meet her properly and who the fuck are these assholes who brainwashed her? she’s not gonna like that, obv. she and jon become bfs after rather than anything else thanks and yeah that was my sw au

in this whole mess I didn’t know what to do with either chewie and c3p0/r2d2 as *roles* so I decided that tyrion and bronn were going to double for what those three were supposed to accomplish in the story’s plot or smth and like they were jaime’s understaffed falcon crew but had the bickering sassy dynamic duo thing going on, or like tyrion and jaime co-owned the falcon but jaime is... the..... *han* of the situation if you get me while bronn ended up being hired for a job once and never left because sorry but I need my ship okay, idk I had to think about it further

now: I absolutely have no idea if I’m ever going to have time to touch this because a) who knows b) it’s long af and I don’t have the force of will right now, c) I’d have had to finalize a lot of stuff and recast a few people I didn’t and so on but anyway I did come up with a SW au I just don’t know if I’ll ever be brave enough to go there X°DDDD also because since then we had rogue one, tlj and the han solo movie like idek if I should upgrade it or not