#yes it is 4 am but u know what its fine LMAO

[audaciiaearchive]

pssst

hey, ive been over on my final fantasy multi @phantasiiae if yall wanna follow me there bc the brainrot is.........too much

[danvillecheese]

why do u think act ur age is fucked

[cracks knuckles] alright. essay time. you asked for it.

I’ve done a similar response to this before here and mentioned something else about it here but I’ll go over it again since those posts are both from a while ago. also bear in mind I haven’t seen aya recently bc I don’t like it. okay let’s get into it

[also im gonna preface this saying maybe i sound very pessimistic but im ranting and its just gonna sound like im complaining because i am. i mean no real malice by the way. im simply a person with a blog.]

first off. they don’t use the show don’t tell as well as they could. in the what might have been montage, sure, they showed potential scenarios and how phineas felt (very briefly) when isa stopped visiting his backyard but it just feels so rushed. I get that they only had like 11 minutes to show it but idk there has to be another way to write it. or just not have it at all idk its just from a writing point of view the whole episode feels rushed and out of place from everything else continuity-wise. why not use little easter eggs planted in the show beforehand? operation crumbcake? pharmacists? meapless in seattle? god theres so many episodes with evidence that phineas liked her back even if he didnt know. just. continuity!!!!

second. why did their friends not try something sooner. it’s not like they didn’t know. like phineas seems to be okay with saying “i wish! i am so in the friend zone there” in front of his friends (that quote alone makes me lose my shit but that’s a whole other point) so clearly they knew about phineas. and isabella also wasn’t quiet about it (source: pnf s1-4). they had like four years of high school to do something and they planned it the day isa left for college? nah its just the least realistic thing ever for me. also them being 18 is like yeah okay maybe the slow burn was worth it and theyre way more grown up (i love a good slowburn) but ohhhhhh my god SURELY their friends were getting sick of them dancing around each other. just me?

third. and I’m sorry to ash simpson but oh my god I hate the character designs like They Would Not Fucking Look Like That. it almost feels like it completely disregards their arcs during the original summer. like yeah child chub disappears over ur teen years but sometimes it stays a little longer! make phineas less twiggy!! make isa look more like her mother! (am i about to redesign them again? whoops)

four. and i know this is no fault of dan and swampy but the show was about to end anyways and yet the entire friend group was paired off into hetero ships?? get fucking real. none of those kids are straight. realistically, i know it was a different time and gay marriage wasnt even legal in the us yet so it wasnt all that common to have queer romance on screen let alone on disney channel but like i said, the show was about to end. what were the disney channel execs gonna do? cancel it? lmao

five. "I am so in the friend zone there." "we are guys. we do not talk about our feelings." WHAT!!! i cant believe this shit is real. these lines of dialogue are canon. what the hell. what kind of message does that even send to younger, impressionable viewers? if ur a 10 year old boy watching that (ok fine maybe that isnt gonna stick with you forever but listen) and you go 'oh its okay to just bottle everything up and not tell my friends about my feelings about anything ever' that is insane! thats not how things should go!! like i get the whole "im so in the friend zone" and yes, this also has to do with the era but like if they wanted to be a more progressive cartoon that kids look up to and enjoy maybe they just. shouldn't have put that whole conversation in.

i barely have any problems with the b plot. in fact id watch the episode just for the kazoo solo. because that plot lines up with the continuity. i can totally see heinz having bowling night with perry and carl and monogram every week! i can totally see perry and monogram retired! and carl running owca and getting payed for it! that all checks out! that one makes sense and works with the canon! if they got that plot so right how did they get the a plot so wrong?

i can answer this question: fanservice. its an awful word, i know. act your age is a fanservicey episode which is why i think it crashed and burned. mml season 2 is rooted in the same issue: doof is very present and takes away from the original plot of the show. like, the one he wasnt even in until the last episode of s1. slightly getting off topic but it is the crux of the issue. fanservice doesnt make for good storytelling. even if it brings in the big bucks. at its core, telling the story the way it should be told is the best one. even if it pisses people off. a good portion of the viewers will still appreciate whatever ending the creators come up with. and no, im not saying phinbella shouldn't have become canon, in fact i really like the ship and all their dynamics, i just think they went about it the wrong way.

as someone who's written and published fic about them getting together in different universes (granted, they were from when i was younger so its mildly terrible. take them with a grain of salt) there are a lot of other ways to tell that story canonically. honestly, i think the best way of doing it was to keep it ambiguous. dont tell that story. let the viewers pick their own ending for phineas and isabella. maybe they dont get together after all. who knows!

thanks for the ask! hope you had fun getting lectured <3

[possibilistfanfiction]

for the avatrice prompt collection: "can you do me a favor?"

[beatrice, 4:50 pm] Hello, this is Beatrice.

[ava, 4:50 pm] yah lmao i know what's up

[beatrice, 4:51 pm] Your shift starts in ten minutes. Did you forget?

[ava, 4:53 pm] definitely not, nope. totally remembered. all dressed and ready for the best shift ever, boss. pushing all the specials.

[beatrice, 4:53 pm] Ava.

[ava, 4:54 pm] damn how do you use that tone with me over text lol kinda hot

[ava, 4:55 pm] sorry anyway i am dressed now and on my way

[beatrice, 4:55 pm] Okay. Thank you.

[ava, 4:56 pm] you got it boss

[beatrice, 4:56 pm] If you haven't already left, can you do me a favor?

[ava, 4:57 pm] yes 100% but if it makes me late its your fault :)

[beatrice, 4:57 pm] Can you bring me some ibuprofen? It's in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom, on the second shelf.

[ava, 4:58 pm] yeah, sure you okay? i got it, i'll bring 4 in case you have to stay late

[beatrice, 4:58 pm] Thanks, Ava. And yes, I'm fine, just cramps.

[ava, 4:59 pm] boooooooo!! nuns shouldn't get cramps. homophobic

[beatrice, 4:59 pm] ... I'll see you soon, please try to be only marginally late.

[ava, 5:00 pm] i would've been three minutes less late but you've been cursed with a body ready to procreate i brought the heating pad too, you can use it in the back office if you don't want to micromanage me ;) [ava, 5:09 pm] ok pullin up see u in a minute

[beatrice, 9:15 pm] I'm headed back to the apartment. Thank you for the heating pad, it was nice.

[beatrice, 10:10 pm] Get home safe. There's some snacks on the counter, those odd chips you like. I'll leave the light on.

[volivolition]

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

9. What are your file name conventions

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

-Mind

HELLO MIND THANK U FOR ASKS!! twirls you!! :D <33

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw i recently designed how i want to draw logic aND LIKE... BRO WHY ARE YOU PIECES.

honestly, its very methodical when you get into it, but it takes so much effort to know where it would look best to add splits or floaty bits. and then coloring is like. goddamnit my guy, everyone else is just one main color, why are you blues and yellows and greys and browns dude??? hkjhg just... so tedious (affectionate) :'] <33

9. What are your file name conventions

um. bad hgkjh

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what LMAO FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, its been the CCCC album on loop for a WHILE now, like its been the constant background music for a few weeks now (recently joined by Count Eleven it is so damn catchy hkjgh), thank you for introducing me to these songs hfhjf <333!!

i also watch stardew videos, bdg's unraveled series, and drawfee episodes sometimes! :]

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated hm... i dont think any of my work is underrated? for the content i work on, whatever attention i get is fine really hfghhf i understand i occupy a small niche and if my few fellow skill enthusiasts find me im happy <33 i think some of my art is a little overrated actually? (the kim kissing harry comic thats currently my top liked is... not one of my favorites, to say the least, though im grateful people liked it :']) <33

if i had to answer, uh... my current profile pic i guess? not because im dissatisfied with the overall attention on it, but because i just really like it hhfgh <333 awwauh... i keep looking at it and smiling fondly, i am so happy with how soft and cute it turned out, the pink overlay was A GOOD CHOICE HJKFH i love how chemi is happily wrapped around voli and how voli's hand is delicately placed on top to show he wants him to stay... "yes, im okay with you being here. i want you here" very subtle reciprocation, but chemi understands him <3 jesus i am so fond of them...

[ivettel]

behind the curtain ep 4

bit late with this one but i wanted to finish laundry first so here we go.. notes on this bitch

right off the bat, yes! i did rotoscoping!

what! after avoiding it since 2017!! shoutout to jennifer @antoniosvivaldi for inspiring me to do that, btw. you should absolutely check out her stuff if you haven't already--her style is so unique and refreshing!

for the most part, i think they turned out swell--after effects behaved itself for once, which like, thank fuck, because i was on a call with fio @maranello and others at 1 in the morning like "haha! i totally know what i'm doing!" narrator voice they did NOT know what they were doing, they were making educated guesses based on past horrible experiences (hence avoiding rotoscoping for years 💀).

but this is meant to be educational lol so! what is rotoscoping? simply put, it's a tracing technique. it has its roots way back in animation when tech was starting to pick up in like the 1920s and artists wanted a more efficient way of animating. rotoscoping is one of those tools that've been used differently from how it was originally intended, which is actually? so cool from like, a media arts study perspective?? because it's commonplace to use it for live-action film and vfx work as a way to mask scenes out and isolate them in addition to its original use of mapping things to isolated scenes. i won't bore you with the stuart hall encoding/decoding stuff, but just know that i find the development of digital art circa adobe dominance fascinating. i am using this century-old animation technique to impose my blorbo upon the eyes of thousands.

ANYWAY. i really liked this particular mask--it has a lot of movement but still manages to flow nicely?

me: [cuts off luke's arm] fio: i think that's his arm me: oh... my god

next up: the lightsaber

goodness. where do i start. well first of all i had a vision of something much more 2d when it comes to lightsaber anatomy, lol. but i extended my subscription for maxon and figured--why not take full advantage of this while i've still got it? so i got this 3d model of luke's lightsaber. it's untextured and unrigged and clunky but thankfully it had most of the inner parts so as far as i'm concerned i struck GOLD.

idk what i can really say in terms of like What Is 3d Modelling, because i think people have an understanding of that. so we'll go instead thru my process!

i added materials and added a null object (does that count as rigging? for something as straightforward as this?) to do a simple rotation animation on the first day...

and then i had an idea before bed to separate the parts like that one scene in the clone wars where they show how a lightsaber is assembled, except i haven't watched the scene so god knows how they animated it NKJFGNDFKJGDF. anyway the day after, this was kinda where i got:

keyframing on c4d is a Bitch because u can't just Access The Graph Editor you have to go through the dope sheet and change ur views and it's just. annoying!! coming from an after effects standpoint! but i can see how it's optimized for Actual Animation work so ughgh. we deal. onwards..

asked the team over at usergif and natalie @kenobiis suggested putting in a kyber crystal to fill out the middle. i ended up taking the og "laser" cylinder and modifying/animating it because uh THIS is the real inside of a lightsaber and i am not putting all that into a 3 second gif LMAO. but yeah i fine-tuned the animation and plopped it in after effects, then fiddled with video copilot's saber to make luke's blade.

u might notice the motion blur--that's re:vision's RSMB! i also added a little bit of depth of field with frischluft, but it doesn't show up well in gif form. speaking of things that don't render well:

there is A FUCK TON of aliasing going on. i couldn't make any anti-aliasing settings work for some reason so i ended up trying to smooth it out in ae.. to probably not a lot of effect. i got the very edges around it smoothed out with the classic gaussian blur and a matte choker method, but the black rings are killer. ugh. it's whatever, i figure i'll work something better out for the next time.

finished animation in c4d + the final gif:

the rest

everything else is fairly basic and intuitive i think? obviously used shape layers + alpha mattes, my beloved. i fucked up a little on the text because i think i made my offset keyframes backwards somewhere in the middle of the process but at that point i was too lazy to go back in and fix it. oops!

anyway if u got this far hello thank u i hope this was informative in some way. if u have any questions don't be afraid to ask :D

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Yuyy mtachupss

I don't know what to say, I use all pronouns, I'm ENTP (6w7), I have severe anxiety, myopic (I can't see anything lmao) I'm Brazilian, I can't study at all, I get good grades except in math (4, 6...)family issues, I hate my father, outgoing shy, I get attached very easily, I'm very, very jealous, and I'm addicted to sweets

Yay, if u need a gender, or name female and boo💘

Good day/night/afternoon♡.

Thats great but u forgot what matchup to what fandom😭 i saw your blog and saw tbhk so i decided to go with that😂

I match you up wiiiiiiiiiiiithhhhhhhh

KOU MINAMOTO

He is totally one of those that doesn’t mind if you are by his side 24/7

And would totally bake you all your favourite sweets since he is a good baker (or good at cooking in general)

Would panic the first time you might have a panic attack

He isn’t very good when it comes to anxiety so be patient with him a little haha

Would eventually get the hang of it and be more useful

He is actually not bad at math!

So would love to make study dates with you <3

Its all cute and sweet until he also doesn’t understand the math homework

…

„TERUUUUUUUUUU“

Now its teru‘s homework too haha

Would ask you if you need anything when you’re sad

Family issues? Oh no pls let him help you :(

Want to talk?

Is there any sweet he can bake you to make you feel better?

Cmoooon where is that smile he always loves to see?????

Tbh he secretly often wonderes what pronounce he should use on you even though you told him like 10000 times you don’t care which one

„is it ok if i use they/them today??“

„FOR THE LOVE OF- Yes teru i am fine with that“

This is so short that i feel guilty lol hope ur satisfied pls visit again!

[misqnon]

hi, i just read all of ur posts tagged as misqnon's one piece liveblogging and it was so much fun T-T. im here to rant about one piece and im sorry.

i really love seeing people react to content i am caught up with and hold close to my heart.

i got into the 800s in the anime and stopped watching, took a break and then read the manga up to around 1060. but last month i decided to read the whole thing from the beginning and it is genuinely SO WORTH IT.

after u have caught up completely its super rewarding to go back and look at previous chapters bc its constant "oh my god look what was foreshadowed here??" and "now i understand the context behind this!!!" and "this interaction is so much more meaningful now that i know their relationship!!". yes it did take me a whole month of nearly nonstop reading to catch back up but i have 0 regrets.

wano and the arc after it are both super fun and interesting and i think ur gonna love it. the lore is crazy. i hope u dont see any spoilers bc going into it completely blind will probably be way more exciting, especially with the most recent arc since its kinda suspenseful and mysterious,,.

anyways thats all i have to say how do you end these things.. take care!!

AAAAA ANON THIS IS SUCH A FUN MESSAGE TO RECIEVE THANK YOU...

I ended up talking a lot so I'll put this under a cut lol

I used to be the person who said I would never watch one piece 😭😭 I've been into anime since I was like 12 and I'm almost 24 now (fuck . That's like half my life) and obviously it's always been on my radar but I always thought it was 1. Too popular 2. Too Long 3. Hated how oda draws women lmao so I was fine ignoring it and only knowing the basics from just Being On The Internet

I think sometime early on I caved and attempted to watch it- I got to alabasta and stopped bc the anime pacing wasn't doing it for me (though I liked it up until then, but didn't LOVE it)

cut to high-school where a couple of my good friends liked it but we never really talked about it, it was a lifelong interest for one of them bc he'd started reading it on like 4th grade

Well I'm still friends with them (shoutout to sam and seb) and they convinced me to watch one piece film red with them in like July or August of last year bc they were showing me the songs and I, ado fan bc I'm a retired weaboo and a vocaloid Stan, was like "haha that sounds like ado" and they went "IT IS!!!!??" so I had to watch it for her.

again, I was like oh this is fun I like this :^) but no IMMEDIATE interest, more of a passive thing... until the live action came out a month or so later and I watched it just because and DAMN I FELL IN LOVE FAST

I went back to the anime and rewatched the beginning, then skipped back to alabasta where I had left off years and years ago and now I'm Here 🧍

I watched up through part of dressrosa before I started reading the manga, and now I'm doing that while watching certain episodes of just the parts I really wanna see animated

It's been. So Fun

I am now that person who's like Hey You Should Watch One Piece. I get it now. I so get it lmao. And you know the weirdest part is that with it being divided up into arcs like it is I find myself thinking it really doesn't feel that long!?!? Am I insane,

anyways. It's been a while since I was in an active fandom or even in a fandom at all - ESPECIALLY such a big one!?! (I was in college for 4 years and Busy).

but it's. Crazy. I'm writing fanfics and joining discord servers and I've never done that before. it's been very fun and rewarding tbh...I don't like a lot of things about oda and aspects he included and ofc one piece isn't perfect or unproblematic but it IS a really awesome epic of a story about friendship and found family and anti authority and its just.

I'm also a person who's always loved reaction videos or just even seeing otherppl react to things I like so I RELATE AND IM SO GLAD I CAN BE THAT FOR U...

I'm ngl as I've been reading I've been wanting to look up some old one piece forums dated the time certain reveals happened bc I want to see how people felt as this shit came out holy Shit....

it's additionally funny bc this blog is about 10 years old and has amassed a decent amount of followers over the years who were just into some of the other random stuff I've been into but I know a fair amount of them were thinking we were on the same page of not being into one piece and now here I am. Ruining that. And with the pervert character as my favorite no less. lmao SORRYYYY YALL <3

I'll leave u with this message I sent into the discord I share with some friends the other day, none of which really watch op, when asked to explain something about the show. In fact, I think the reasoning for this message was BECAUSE I was explaining to a friend just how much oda foreshadows things!! jinbei, kaido, haki, sanjis backstory, ALL being mentioned by name or referenced DECADES/YEARS BEFORE APPEARING ON SCREEN...HUNDREDS OF CHAPTERS APART....I could rant on more but I'll stop for now.

thank u for the message and feel free to dm me to talk about this silly show anytime bc its sunken its claws into me 😭

[illogicallyx]

I’ll tell you what happened aaj- so I was at the doubts again right and this other physics teacher was sitting (not the one who teaches us but she’s sweet) and like we were just talking and then she just like says whatever💀as in, she complimented me slightly and said I’m like hadd working and what not and she supposed ki I’ll manage to IIT—since like I doubts I ask are always good questions etc etc

And like this is nice, very commendable of hers but💀💀💀I just don’t feel her appreciation Lmao. Like I would literally jump in circles had my maths sir or physics one actually said this to me—like told me ki I’m doing fine or I’m on the right track so yes lmao. I gave myself a ted talk last night *its 4 am rn here*

NAWWW AHAHAHHAHA

but like i get it, it must feel like its nothing bc she like.... doesnt know u as a student so like her praise may feel like its nothing. but hey its still good bc if she can deduce that from just u asking qns then maybe it may hold some truth DONT UNDERESTIMATE URSELF.

[anakinskywalkerog]

omg oli hiii! no worries at all hehe, i was sorta worried because of the oli drought lol

actually me and eli broke up like last week lmao. my friend was the one who suggested it - he was like, "dude. you dont seem interested in your relationship at all anymore. hes dating you thinking you still like him, which is unfair. i genuinely think you like han more than eli at this point; if what you said about getting the feeling of him not really keeping to himself is true, then break up, for both of your sakes."

so i did 🤷‍♀️

but yes i love 'I Can See You', all of the vault tracks are so good! foolish one was written for me lolol. and timeless is so perfect. "in the 1500s in a foreign land"??? ma'am, queen taylor has slayed again. or should i say, queen slaylor?

lmao i agree with the seasoning part. existence is too boring indeed. although i disagree with using the crush thingy. i don't REALLY like him, sort of just an attraction. in fact its over too lol. he texted me and we talked for a little bit and everything has gone back to how it was before anything turned up 💀 i get the ick quite easily

oh no! im sorry! im sure it will, but in the meantine, if you ever need, i'm always here :)

he did lmao! it took a lot of begging, and a lot of flat out refusal ("i cant write that! thats objectification! "consensual objectification!" "... no way i can do that. id be scarred." "its fine just do just do it pleaaaaase!" "lmao i cannot write smut about you both, thats too far, even for me, canberry." "...what about all of the smut you read then-") (not sure what gave him that impression but i am a college student, what am i, mary jane? i could, but i wont 🤭) cranberry asked after i wrote a sort of drabble for his friend (who also asked, but he gives highkey gay vibes lol. he and his gym bro and both crazy) back in january, but i flat out refused. and then something my friend posted on her story after one of our finals made me go "... no way, but i actually have a great idea"

ergo it happened!

but its definitely platonic lolol im sort of their only friend with such *amazing* writing skills ;) their exact words were "but youre the only person we know who writes fanfiction, please please please"

lmao i have no clue, just being crazy with their boys i guess lol.

hopefully! definitely did not seem that way from his messages, but maybe im wrong. ill give it a couple of months? plus, i have not been blocked, or removed from his stories, and he did enjoy reading it (bros was laughing so hard he couldnt even read)

lmaooo me too! we would be so iconic. feel free to drama dump anytime lmaoo. i am officially a *tumblr user who gets asks* (proud smiling) hehe 😈

i also cooked my own curry for the first time today hehe that was interesting

lmao i will try, thank you for the tip <3

love, sythe <3

sorry it took me so long to reply, sythe!!

1) don’t be worried about oli droughts, I just get busy but everything is fine!

2) sorry to hear about eli 😭 damn. but also rip and thank u next, you know what I’m sayin

3) foolish one was written for all us tumblr girlies!! lololol. but also, you don’t have to have a CRUSH just to have a lil crush. like, just a lil makin eyes on occasion makes life less boring hehe

4) truly CANNOT imagine anyone in my real life asking me to write them fanfic let alone a BOY let alone SMUT that is a crazy story

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 (ps have you watched Ahsoka yet)

[slickchickchocolatier]

guys heethans most of the time is "if my pretty baby is down then so am i' i dont know what she would have to ask him for him not to accept it in bed other than probably anything that has to do with yn doming him LMAO THE LOOK ON HIS FACE if she ever goes hey babe what do u think about pegging? 😊😊 i can only imagine lool

or probably idk about slapping? ass and pussy and thighs for sure but like ur face? probably a no too

I can't remember if there was slapping but y/n tapping into her Eden mode definitely had a grip around Ethan's neck in this chapter....

honestly, he is very dom, but if it was in the heat of passion, he'd get like....angry but also might at the same time like it. (if you read his reaction in the chapter, it would be similar to that...like angry-fond) he'd take it a challenge to do waaaaay more and be more rough with you. he'd get wide eyed and bite his lip out of anger, but it would transition into that snarly smirk and he'd get even more sadistically twisted as he flips the tables.

now....when it comes to y/n, he wont even.... (if you can recall every chapter i've posted) notice how i never had heethan smack your ass? if there is a time he did it, it had to have been extremely minor bc i dont even recall drafting that and i intentionally left it out becauuuuuuseee....

yes he's very sexually expressive....but he doesnt like to treat you in the manner of a slut or a whore....the way his mind works....

pussy and thighs, gentle slaps are fine but i think because its bc it's not overdone like ass slapping is. at least that's the way he sees it. if ass slapping wasn't lacking in originality maybe....but with that being said, he wouldn't do it....if you asked him and expressed you like it then he'll be all about it. but with that being said, he would NEVER EVER slap you in the face or hit you in any way. he'll grab, push, shove, throw you around like a ragdoll into different positions, he'll do alot of things but slapping you or hitting you is a no go...even if you were to ask him to do it. he'll grab you around your neck and tell you firmly "dont ever ask me to do something like that to you." remember in those chapters of HHP when scott and tiff hit slapped you? and he got MAD and said something like "why is it always her beautiful face? why do you people try to ruin the very thing i take pleasure in looking at every day?" yeah, slapping in teh face is a no-go.

[idksheepthoughts]

Conversation I don’t understand

Starting off Context. We are discussing Hardcore World of Warcraft ruleset. There is a rule set built by the community that you have to follow to play the game mode and get a “validated” level 60 run. There is no Blizzard official servers as of yet. 

Ok so the acquaintance 

(A) starts off with asking me if I wanted to duo. "or full party?" 

 Me: mention only duo/trios are allowed. 

A: Well then by full I mean 3 

Me: Official servers I doubt will have grouping restrictions 

A: Although thats fucking stupid. Yeah official wont restrict it, coz its fucking dumb. 

Me: but under current rules you can't group unless you enter in a name for duo/trio at level 1 

A: Also yes I saw the rules 

Me:  i mean a full HC party would be able to just blast everything no challenge 

A:  the game is literally made with the idea around a full party playing the whole game. that was like the whole concept of mmos at the time. 

Me:  ehhh only for group content like elite quest and dungeons. I enjoy my solo gameplay while leveling tbh. the one thing i hate about the non grouping thing is for named mob tags 

A:  it was after that they were like oh this kinda sucks ass for solo players and slowly rebuilt the game around it.  it was made that way coz they thought people would be running in packs of 4-5 

Me: i mean they changed it later to just allow anyone who damages a mob gets credit. implementing that in HC official wouldn't be a terrible change. 

A: all im saying is that being like "full group too ez" is dumb. but so is banning bubble hearthing 

Me: but leave group petriflask ghetto hearth allowed 

 A:  liek yes its stupidly broken but its a mechanic of the game just grow up and dont play pally if u dont like it right 

Me: there is some rules that i find stupid as hell 

A: literally all of them are dumb as hell to me.  only one dungeon run allowed? (Spams ?????) 

 Me:  it makes it so you can't overgear shit 

A: overgear? 

 Me: you farm bis every level from every dungeon you overgear any other content 

A: yeah like the way the game was literally designed to be played lmao 

Me: then don't play hardcore Lmao 

A: its so dumb to be like no that makes it to easy. you still have to do the dungeon 

Me: you don't have to do any dungeons 

A: dungeons being the most dangerous places int eh game outside raids 

Me: i've seen people level entirely from quest and grinding.I personally just hate spamming the same dungeons over and over though. i'd rather quest.i did that on classic release with friends cause it was "meta" (dungeon spam).spamming dungeons makes me wanna drink, I hate it so much. 

 A: wot im saying is that it was an option that was put in from the start as a mechnic of the game and it makes no sense to ban or restrict its use. like you can still level to max as a mage in 4 days hardcore none of these rules stop that? (spams ???).  but dungeons make the content to easy? 

Me: man idk the fucking thought process behind everything 

A: this is why i am confused lol its just dumb and arbitrary and i want a full set for mydruid 

Me:  but if you dont' give a fuck about valid run do whatever you want. But people will stop grouping with you if you dont' follow the current rule set ya know. also at 60 you can run dungeons as many times as you want its only 1 dungeon while leveling.i personally don't find 1 dungeon while leveling that restrictive. 

A: then why are you saying they should add pvp at 60. by that logic you should just suck it up. 

Me:  because i think it would be fun? 

A: Like im just asking why its weird i didn't say anything about not playing? 

Me: official servers aren't gonna be able to enforce half the ruleset that is currently set in place. 

A: im not talking about not existant offical rules tho 

Me:  I mean if you want to spam dungeons. Thats fine. I don't personally care what people do. But under the current addon. It invalidates other people's runs. A: lmao i didn't say that 

Me: then what are you saying cause clearly im not following you 

A: i said the rules are weird and arbitrary but since you can't like read what im saying and you're getting super defensive forget the group. i dont care that its weird and arbitrary i just said it is weird and arbitrary. liek thats all i said. 

Me: the rules are weird and arbirtary agreed. some i don't agree with but thems the breaks -shrug- 

A:-eyerolls- 

 Me:  like they tweaked the rules after people that are like mods in the community already did it. Like getting the AV quest weapon and then after He did that he banned other people doing it. 

 I assume he left my stream after the eyeroll emoji...

[dreamersparacosm]

hi love! not sure if you’re still doing blurbs, totally ok if you aren’t. but i loved your drunk austin one so what about a drunk reader 😭😭 SPECIFICALLY a drunk reader after ashley tisdale’s bachelorette party. just imagine austin having to pick her up from the party and walking in on all the drunk girls LMAO

little miss alcoholic - austin butler

note ; hi yes i am still writing blurbs!! the way i flew to write this. no because you know austin would be literally so okay with you enjoying a night out with the girls and he loves when you get drunk because you’re all over him and i just- skdkdkddk

warnings ; suggestive language, intoxication

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seven drunk girls, two male strippers. it wasn’t a real game, but it might as well have been. because there you sat, in a circle, watching as two men dressed as firefighters stripped off their clothes, and perhaps the rest of their dignity. you, however, were absolutely hammered. the only way to possibly enjoy ashley tisdale’s bachelorette party. nothing against her, of course, but every time you watched a stripper grind against ashley playfully, you wanted your boyfriend, austin, more and more.

so, in your drunken haze, you whipped out your phone. another real game: trying to text your boyfriend when blackout drunk.

to: austin

hi bubz can7 u. come get me

for some unknown reason, you giggled as you pressed send, taking another sip of your vile tequila soda. he adored when you were drunk, because you were always a blubbering mess on how much you loved him. you two had been dating since he moved next door to you at the age of 8, so when he became famous, your friends became his friends and his successes became your successes. ashley had welcomed you with open arms and became one of your confidantes, which led to you sitting in a tiara on that saturday evening.

austin

are you okay? what’s wrong?

his automatic assumption that something was wrong made you giggle hysterically again. if everyone wasn’t engrossed in the male strippers, they probably would have snatched the phone out of your hand by now. plus, you had no regrets on leaving with your boyfriend. you had endured bridezilla ashley for more than 4 hours.

to: austin

noooo i’m fine i just a want a hug. and a kiss. maybe cuddles too if tgats oki

he laughed almost immediately. he knew what stage of drunk you were. he dated you throughout your college years and he had recieved no shortage of intoxicated texts, claiming that he had to drive down to see you right now for his dick. often times, he had driven down. how could he say no to you?

austin

alright baby well if you want me to get you i will okay?

of course, you wanted him to come get you. you actually needed him to come get you because one more look at those firefighters and you were gonna go ballistic. you fired back a simple ‘yes,’ setting your phone down so ashley would be surprised when austin walked through the door. initially, she had invited austin to her bachelorette as well, but he refused to wear a tiara and that wouldn’t work for her.

you looked like a lost puppy, waiting to be collected by its owner. however, you played the role well and continued to egg ashley on as she chugged straight vodka. listen, you were everything but a party pooper. your years in college taught you that much. 20 minutes flew by, and you found yourself rubbing oil against the firefighter’s chest, much to your dismay. everyone could tell you were not enjoying it, your lips pressed together tightly.

suddenly, you felt hands cover your eyes, and you yelped in confusion. sober you would’ve known right away it was austin. drunk you took a little more time. “having fun, baby?” he whispered into your ear.

“another stripper?” one of the girls yelled out almost immediately and your mouth flew open at the assumption.

“no! that’s my boyfriend, excuse you,” you stuck your tongue out at her. “and he’s mine!”

“[y/n], i thought we promised no austin at my bachelorette,” ashley whined, crossing her hands over her chest. yes, you had promised, but after four hours, you deserved to go home and nurse the hangover that would soon make itself apparent.

“well… i am a liar. a bold faced liar,” you shook your head, pretending to act repulsed by your actions. austin chuckled behind you, rubbing your shoulder as you stood up to pack your things. “y’all have fun being single.. tonight, i am having sex with my man.”

ashley and austin both laughed simultaneously as you stumbled to pack up your things. he basically had to hold you up, the world spinning far too much for your liking. you vowed, in that moment, to never drink again. waving goodbye to all the girls, you gripped austin’s hand as he walked you out of ashley’s home.

“you’re such a good boyfriend,” you whispered, rubbing your head against his bicep. he knew he was, but it was always nice to hear you say it. he also loved that when you were drunk, you went off on rambles, as you were about to do. “i really do love you so much, y’know, like you’re soooo hot. so hot. adorable, the cutest munchkin i could have ever-“

“okay, baby,” he cut you off in between, opening the car door and placing you in the passenger seat. you kept mumbling incoherently, something about him not being a cute munchkin when he cuts you off. he could live with that.

he got into the drivers seat, noticing you still talking to yourself. he had to press his lips together to keep himself from losing his mind. “can we get some wine?” you spoke, reaching out to touch his thigh. you were always unbelievably touchy when you were drunk, but he knew better than to take any of your advances seriously.

“absolutely not, little miss alcoholic, but i will take you home and tuck you into bed,” with that, austin drove off into the californian night, not a worry in his mind. your hangover was tomorrow’s problem.

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keep your ideas coming here!

[boldlyvoid]

can u do a blurb about reader wanting a baby and asking her co-worker Spencer to be the donor because he's smart and nice and she wants a cute baby?

you said blurb and i read 2K word fic apparently lmao

Late nights behind a desk were the worst. Y/N hated reading over case file, after case file, of horrific things as she tried to choose where they went next.

The only plus side was that she wasn’t alone, Spencer was at his desk just beside her. Like he always was. They had an interesting friendship, to say the least.

Ever since Y/N joined the BAU, Spencer and her were glued at the hip. They had all the same interests, liked the same music and movies, and they spat out information the same way, they were like each other’s dorky other half— but it was just a friendship.

They had a tradition to watch at least one movie together after a case, to just chill for a bit together. Always randomly picking one of their apartments to go to, spending the night together until one of them eventually wandered off to bed. Leaving the other on the couch.

They weren’t aware of their feelings for each other for a while. Both of them being so used to being alone, and never having anyone be interested in them before. It was hard to understand if the feelings they had were pure friendship, or if it could ever be more. If the sex would fuck everything up and take away that perfect happy place they found in each other, or would it make the bond stronger?

She noticed the crush before Spencer showed any signs of liking her back. She woke up every morning thinking of him, that's when she came to the conclusion that it was more than just a friendship. She wanted him in her life forever, she wanted to kiss his perfect lips and hug his soft body, wake up beside his messy hair and just love him for the rest of eternity.

She sighed as she picked up another file, not excited to learn about the horrible acts taking place in what people called, “the best country in the world.” She’d disagree any day of the week.

This one was a file about some missing kids apparently being spotted in a van altogether in Georgia, it looked interesting enough to be the next case. She hated reading all the info, seeing every kid's happy face in the file knowing that’s not how they looked now.

“Good god,” she groaned as she flipped through the case.

“What’s wrong?” Spencer asked over the divider.

“Nothing,” she shrugged, “just a bad case.”

She handed it to him over the desk, hearing him flip through all the sheets as he read a million words a minute. “We should show this to Emily first thing,” Spencer agreed, pushing himself over to her desk in his wheely chair.

“I will,” she smiled softly, taking the file back from him and placing it on her desk.

Spencer stood then, making his way into her space and rubbing his hand over her back slightly. “Are you okay?”

She sighed, “actually. no, I was telling Garcia I want to have a baby soon, and then I see things like this and I’m scared to do it alone but I don’t have any other option?” Ranting to him like he was her therapist.

“What do you mean?”

She turned in her chair to look up at him, his soft brown eyes really caring to hear the answer. “Sit,” she insisted.

He pulled the chair over more, sitting close enough that their knees touched. “I’m 36, I’m not having any luck finding a husband or a wife, I want a baby and if I have to do it myself I will, but what if I’m not enough? What if I have a boy and he grows up to be a killer cause he never had a dad?”

“Y/N,” Spencer’s voice was soft as he looked at her with a confused scrunch on his face. “That couldn’t happen, you’re a wonderful person, I love having you on the team and in my life, I know you’d raise good kids, you should do it.”

“Really?” She beamed at him, the words touching her heart and making her swoon a bit.

“I mean, it would be hard,” he added reason to the conversation. “You’d have to take time off, which would be good for bonding. My mother raised me alone and I turned out semi-fine, I don't hold any resentment for her not finding someone for me to call dad or even step-mom for that matter. I think if you give them all the love in the world like I know you’re capable of, your child will love you like you’re their whole world.”

She laughed as she noticed the tears welling in her eyes, waving her hand's in front of her face so she wouldn’t fully sob. “Do you want to be the donor?” She made a joke to change the topic.

Spencer laughed then too, “sure!”

Everything got serious again then, she looked at him a little differently. “Really? Cause honestly, you’re like a Grade A donor profile in the most expensive clinic!” She couldn’t help herself from laughing again at the absurdity.

“I’ve always wanted to be a dad, 40 isn’t too old to have a child, is it?” He seemed to have decided that rather fast.

“Okay,” she nodded with a smile, “okay. That’s cool, sick,” she felt the words get smaller as she thought it over.

“I get it if you were kidding,” Spencer spat out. “I realize now that you might have been making a joke, I hope it’s not weird that I agreed so fast, it’s just that I think you’re a very beautiful and smart woman and the idea of helping you make a child makes me really excited. I think it would be a very good idea if you were being serious, but I get it if you’re not.”

She let him get it all out, always loving when he got like this on a case or in person, nervous or just because he wanted to talk, she loved to listen. And no one ever let him finish his thoughts, always wanting to beat him to the punch.

“Spence, I think you’re really handsome and smart too,” she smiled. “If you’re also serious, I am too.”

“How would we?” He asked as he pulled at the top button of his dress shirt, swallowing like he couldn't breathe all of a sudden.

“If you’re not opposed, I’m sure the good old-fashioned way would work?” She laughed, laying her hand on his knee softly.

It was like sparks flew at that moment as if all the fluorescent lights in the bullpen could have exploded and she wouldn’t have even noticed. Captivated by Spencer's eyes as he gasped at her touch.

“Not opposed in the slightest,” he said softly as he held his own hand over hers.

She couldn’t help herself from smiling. “Well, I think I’m all done here if you want to come to my place for a movie?”

“Sure,” he replied, offering her a hand as they stood up together.

He returned his chair to his desk, both of them grabbing their coats and bags and rejoining at the door.

“I should go say goodnight to Penny,” Y/N said softly. “Wanna come?”

“Yeah,” he followed her through the door and down the hall to the tech room.

“Knock knock,” Y/N said as she walked through the open door. “Oh great and knowledgeable one, I’ve come with my nightly farewell.”

“Oh my knight, I shall miss you,” Penelope played along, sauntering over to her and wrapping her up in a hug. “I leave you with this until your return.”

“Through scorching deserts, and blistering winds, I will make it back to you, always,” she tried not to laugh as she hugged her back. “I also brought forth the jester.”

Spencer was laughing in the doorway as the two of them looked at him, “hi?”

“The pretty boy, to what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Um,” Y/N smiled, “Spencer and I are just going back for our nightly movie.”

Penelope looked at both of them, jaw slightly gaped, “nightly? I thought it was a case by case thing?”

“It’s a good excuse for us to talk,” Spencer smiled at her.

“Mhmm,” she smirked, “well have fun.”

She pulled Y/N back into another hug, hiding her face from Spencer, “I need all the dirty deets in the morning.”

Y/N smacked her arm softly as she pulled back, “goodnight pretty penny.”

“Farewell brave knight, handle with care, Jester,” Penelope pointed her finger at him, giving him a knowing glance.

“Yes, oh Knowledgeable one, always,” he blushed.

He reached out his hand for Y/N, interlocking their fingers as they left her office and headed towards the elevator. A rare moment of bravery on his part, holding hands like this didn’t spread a lot of germs.

“We’re going to have to discuss a lot of logistics like realistically this isn’t going to be just a fuck and oh look its a baby. This is a real live baby that we need to raise and care for,” she reminded him as the elevator doors shut.

“I’d like to be as involved as you’d let me be,” Spencer replied. “I don’t have to be 'dad' to them, I could be uncle Spence that’s fine too.”

“Oh no, you’d be Dad for sure,” she nudged him slightly. “I mean like, weekends and holidays and birthdays, your mom will want to see them surely, my parents will want to see them. Housing,” she looked at him horrified. “I have an apartment with 2 bedrooms, I don’t think I could let them sleep somewhere without me.”

“I have been looking at houses,” Spencer added before the doors opened to the garage, “you’re driving right?”

“Yeah, you were saying?” She replied, digging her keys out of her purse and leading him towards the car.

“Derek Morgan, I’m not sure if you’ve met him yet, he fixes up old homes in DC and Virginia now. He just finished one and I helped him with it. I think I’m going to buy it from him. It has 4 bedrooms, we could all live under the same roof? It would be easier to co-parent.”

She was amazed at how fast he adapted to this as if he’d been having the same thoughts she was having. At a certain point wanting kids becomes a pipe dream filled with desperation and emptiness, he looks like he’s experienced it too.

She opened her door and sat down before replying to him again. Thinking about how wonderful he was going to be during this process, “thank you, Spencer.”

“For what?” He asked as they both closed their doors.

She sighed, relaxing into her seat as she started the car. She turned to him softly, not wanting to cry as she spoke softly. “Being a mom is more of a dream to me than joining the BAU was, this is the best gift you could give me.”

He reached his hand out again, holding it softly. Running his thumb over her knuckles. “Can I tell you a secret?”

“Yeah,” she nodded softly.

He couldn’t make eye contact with her, staring at their hands as he rubbed her skin.

“Um, I’ve been pretty infatuated with you since you joined,” he let it out finally. Like a ton of bricks off his back he relaxed a bit, “after everything with Maeve, Cat and Max… oh god, and JJ... I was so worried that if I got too close to you I’d lose you. I tried to keep the feelings in, that's why I said what I did to Penelope. She knows how I feel about you.”

It was like fireworks were going off in her chest as the butterflies erupted inside of her. She sat up, turning to him more and ripping her hand from his grasp.

It startled him, he looked at her anxiously as if she was going to yell at him. But she placed both hands on his cheeks and pulled him into a kiss.

His arms snaked around her waist, wishing they could get closer if it wasn’t for the damn centre console of her car. Pressing their lips together, hard, as they breathed each other in. Desperation taking control, she wasn’t able to let go of him.

When she finally did pull away, however, the look on his face was priceless. Like expensive art, every line and freckle had a meaning. He was surprised, enamoured, grateful, desperate for more.

She smiled softly, rubbing her thumbs over his cheek. “Good, cause it would be awkward having your baby and not getting to love you every day too.”

taglist: @shemarmooresfedora @spencers-dria @spookyspence @reidsfish @manuosorioh @mochionly @samuel-de-champagne-problems @jswessie187 @k-k0129 @calm-and-doctor

[waka-chan-out]

can i get prompt 4, nsfw with matsukawa? loving the event so far, keep it up 🥳

300 Follower Event

Matsukawa Issei

Prompt 4: “Are you okay? You’re shaking.”

this fic was part of my 300 follower event. check out the rest of the submissions here.

post-timeskip, obviously.

word count: 2k 🧍🏼‍♂️

content warning: french kissing, fingering, and car sex with matsukawa. what more could anybody want ??

YES U CAN BESTIE. to be totally honest i wrote like 90% of these prompts with mattsun in mind so this is PERFECT (if anyone is curious the other 10% were goshiki lmao)

i feel like writing this fic was a religious experience. i am somehow even more in love with him than ever.

It was always embarrassingly hard to be close to him.

You’d gone on three dates, but each time he touched the small of your back to lead you through a doorway or leaned close to you to make a joke, you felt like you were going to pass out.

He was just so handsome. The way his black curls fell just so and his thick eyebrows cocked when you responded to his teasing with a joke of your own made you want to either throw yourself at him or run the other way to avoid making a fool of yourself.

Three dates.

You were the one to make the joke about the rule.

“What are you talking about?” he responded, lips quirked up in an amused smile. He was holding your hand, swinging it between you as you walked to your car.

“You know . . . the third date is when you get lucky. You’ve never heard of that?”

“No, actually. Are you speaking from experience?”

You laughed and glanced down at your hands.

“Not really. I figured you’d be familiar with it.”

He lifted your hand to his mouth and kissed your knuckle.

“Not really.” He stared a hole through you and let your hands fall again as you finally reached the car.

“Do you want to be?”

It took a surprised glance from him for you to realize that the words had come out of your mouth. A moment of boldness after letting your nerves wrack your body all night.

“If that’s a sincere offer,” he started. Your mouth hung stupidly open as he gently pressed you back against the cool metal. “I don’t think I can turn it down.”

“Really?”

He was already leaning forward.

“Really.” He pressed his lips to yours.

The feeling was all encompassing and shockingly sweet. He didn’t hesitate to slip his tongue into your mouth, though he moved slowly and eased you into the feeling. You grabbed at the front of his shirt as one of his hands made its way to your face, cradling it and holding you close to him.

You heard the pop of the car door and broke the kiss. Matsukawa pulled you against his body and eased it open, then gently pushed you into the backseat.

You shifted so you were laying across the cushions and he followed, leaning over you and awkwardly closing the door behind him.

“Can you lock it?” he asked. You craned your neck and snatched the keys out of your bag, already discarded on the floor. The car beeped twice, and Matsukawa returned his lips to yours.

He was a little more impatient in his movements this time, holding himself steady with one arm and wrapping the other around your shoulder. It wasn’t frantic but it was deep. You felt like every pull of his lips was reaching the balls of your feet.

He kissed a line to your jaw, using his hand to push the neckline of your shirt aside. He brought his lips to your shoulder and buried himself there, forcing a gasp from your throat as you wrapped your legs around him. He was forced to lean farther down on top of you, hips lining up with yours and -- oh fuck.

You shuddered at the feeling of how much he wanted you and tightened your legs around him.

He huffed a laugh between open mouth kisses along your neck.

“Are you okay?” He slid his tongue along your jawline and ended it with a kiss below your ear. “You’re shaking.”

You held him tighter around the shoulders as he nipped at your earlobe.

“Fine,” you managed to say. “Just --” he cut you off with a brief kiss on the mouth before returning to your jawline. You let out a breathy laugh. “You make me nervous.”

He pulled back immediately.

“Nervous? I can stop if you want.”

You grabbed his collar and dragged him back down to you.

“Good nervous.” You buried a hand in his hair and kissed him again. You could feel him smiling against your lips as he ran a hand up your side and underneath your shirt.

He seemed satisfied with the way you shivered at the touch. He slid his hand down to your thigh. He hesitated there for a second, then let it drift back up to nearly between your legs. You gasped and broke the kiss.

“Is this okay?” he asked. You stared at him wide eyed for a moment, then nodded. He smiled and returned his lips to your jaw. At the same time, his hand finally made its way between your legs.

You let out a long sigh at the feeling. You hadn’t realized how much you needed him to touch you until he did. Your hips tipped up into his hand, wanting more. He breathed a laugh into your skin and grabbed at your waistband.

“Can I?” he asked, waiting for you to look him in the eye. You met his gaze and were nearly startled by how dark and playful his stare was.

“Please.”

He slid your pants down, stopping for a moment at your knees but apparently deciding that they needed to be completely removed. He threw them in a crumpled mess on the floor and stared between your exposed legs for a moment.

“Cute.”

“Shut up,” you laughed, then tugged on his hair to bring him back down into a kiss.

He followed obediently, positioning one arm behind your head and dragging the other up your inner thigh. You both froze for a moment as he pulled aside the thin fabric between your legs and pressed a single finger inside of you.

You gasped and wrapped your arms around his neck, one hand sliding underneath the collar of his shirt. His body tensed at the feeling. He pressed a kiss to your lips and pulled his hand back, then added a finger as he sunk back in. He moved slowly but skillfully, and it felt alarmingly good for just being his hand. He kissed down your jaw and curled his fingers, forcing a quiet moan from your lips.

“God,” he breathed against your neck. “You were ready for me.”

You wanted to respond with something witty, but he was right. His eager fingers felt too good inside of you for you to think of a comeback.

He returned to your face, pressing his forehead against yours. He trained his eyes between your legs as your hips squirmed against him.

“Jesus,” he muttered. “You’re gorgeous.”

You didn’t have the brain power to respond, so you trailed a hand down his chest to the bulge in his pants. He inhaled sharply but didn’t try to pull away. You palmed him through the fabric, hand not quite moving how you wanted it to as his fingers continued dragging inside of you.

“Will you fuck me?” you asked. The momentary boldness had returned, and Matsukawa didn’t seem even remotely prepared for it.

“Jesus fuck,” he mumbled. He pressed a kiss to your lips and slowed his hand. “I don’t have anything . . . you know?” You smiled and kissed him again.

“Center console.”

His eyebrows furrowed and he smiled as he sat up and popped the compartment open. He laughed aloud when he saw what was inside. He reached in and pulled out a box of condoms.

“Really?” he asked.

“I was excited for our date!” He tore off a single condom and slammed the lid shut before practically falling on top of you.

“I’ll try not to disappoint.” He returned to kissing your neck and you snatched the packet away from him. You brought it to your lips and tore off the top of the foil. He glanced up and laughed.

“Eager, are we?”

“Shut up,” you said. You yanked at his belt and quickly undid the rest. He helped you push down his waistband and boxers. You drew in a shaky breath and he laughed, watching as you gazed between his legs.

“You alright?”

You glared at him as you slid the condom onto him. He hissed at the sudden attention.

“Jesus. Warn a guy.”

“Are you going to fuck me or not?”

He took a deep breath and briefly pressed his lips to yours.

“Don’t have to tell me twice.”

He lined himself up with your entrance and readjusted his arms, wrapping one around your waist and the other around your shoulder. He buried that hand in your hair and leaned back to gaze at your face as he slid inside of you.

All the air was sucked out of the car as you leaned into each other. His head fell against yours as he moved slowly, brows furrowed and eyes squeezing shut. He hesitated before continuing.

“You okay?” he asked. His voice sounded adorably strained.

“Yes,” you breathed. “Are you?”

He laughed and pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Absolutely.”

He drew his hips back and set a slow, deep pace. Your breathing quickly synched with his, long and heavy and a little desperate. He had you wrapped in some approximation of a hug, arms tight around you and one hand cradling your head. He pressed his face into your neck, steady panting tickling your throat.

“Fuck,” he groaned. “You feel good.” You pulled at his now messy curls and brought his mouth to yours.

“A little faster,” you mumbled against his lips. He let out a shaky breath and complied, propelling his hips against you and hitting right where you needed him. His tongue fell into your mouth, haphazardly exploring yours between gasps.

Normally you couldn’t come like this, but the glow growing between your legs was quickly proving otherwise. The tighter he held you, the closer you came to snapping. You gripped him a little tighter and buried your face against his shoulder.

The world outside of the was deliciously quiet. Nothing existed beyond the creaking of the suspension and snap of his hips and your matching panting. It was intimate and overwhelming and he felt so good. You wouldn’t be able to give this up easily.

He let out a small “ah” and turned his face into your hair. “I’m close.”

You nodded, hoping he would understand that you were too.

His gasps turned to groans as he sped up just a bit, satisfying both of your needs for more. Your breaths lifted in pitch at the end, almost whines, as he drove his hips into yours.

You reached the breaking point first, gripping his shoulders and letting out a small sob as your body shook. The feeling of you finishing around him had him following quickly behind, hips stuttering as he let out a rough moan against your hair.

He slowed to a stop and let his full weight fall onto you as you stayed wrapped around each other, chests heaving. His pants quickly became small bouts of breathy laughter, ending in short kisses along your shoulder and neck.

He must have realized that he was making it a little hard for you to catch your breath, because he sat up and tucked himself back into his boxers. You stretched your legs out into his lap and laid an arm over your eyes.

“I think I like the third date rule,” he said. You smacked him with your free hand and laughed in spite of yourself.

“I don’t know how the forth is supposed to top this,” you teased. He grabbed your hand and pressed a kiss on the knuckle, then grinned.

“Darling, it’s only up from here.”

[imkittyjustkitty]

For the st concept (the jane doe thing) it's really cool! Im invested too 😭😭 i do have a few questions:

(1) is the fic gonna be set canonwise or are u gonna do it outside of that(-canon, battle, dark stuff)? (2) And how would the characters react to the reader's existence?(i feel like they'd be bothered and surprised but "hey a headless, talking, human? Isn’t the weirdest thing we've encountered")

(3) how tall/big are they? Are they the size of a doll? (Im sorry idk what/who jane doe is 😭) (4) how old is the reader?

And for name suggestions, Hiram would fit bcs the reader borrows the head of a doll, and "hiram" is a word in filipino which quite literally means "borrow", But it would depend on if another character would be the one to give them a name.

And for their relationships with the other characters, i think it would be cute if they were all someone protective of the reader.(But at first they are obviously freaked out.) For love interests, i think it would depend on the age of the reader. Buuut i think a found family trope would fit a little better? Steve’s the mom, of course. Nancy's the dad (who teaches reader about all kinds of stuff, and scolds anyone who is scared of/insults the reader) and el would def be really curious abt the reader, and protective, too :P overall ur idea is so cool and cute i love it

ahhhhh omg yes hi im so glad ppl r loving this like i am !!!

under cut is a bit of season four spoilers bc im discussing when it might be set ! <3

(1) i was thinking its set season four because that has the dynamics between certain characters which i like, things like steve isnt awful and we have robin & eddie etc. ive been leaning towards moving away from canon and having less of the plot with the upside down/vecna/etc. (id also be fine with season 3 just bc id love for everyone to hang out at starcourt together)

but i was also thinking it would be cool to involve reader in all the events, and reader could end up helping them. im going to this with the idea that reader doesnt stick around in the end, and hopefully finds out who they are, which now im thinking about it could in some way be via being vecna'd, i dont know the specifics on how that would work for reader but its an idea that could be cool !!

so to answer the question im happy with leaning either way, id loooove to do it with everyone all happy and everything so we get cute dynamics with everyone hanging out together, but sticking with canon for the most part could be rlly interesting so yeah !! im open to both sides atm i havent decided

(2) i feel like at first their reaction would be like 'wtf am i seeing' honestly bc yeah theyve seen alot, i think it depends on when its set, bc if its set in s4 i bet at least a few ppl would be like 'thats wild am i being vecna'd rn?' lmao. but yeah i dont think most of their worlds would be like rocked or anything bc atp theyve seen so much they cant be toO like terrified

(3) im giggling at the thought of reader being doll sized omg /pos

these are some photos of jane in the show (shes the blonde one just so theres no confusion lol!) she has doll-like make-up and such, and she also moves a bit robotic like a doll. i would ofc describe reader far more vaguely for appearance so everyone can read this and see themselves in it, but this is the girl who inspired this whole idea :D !!!

in ride the cyclone, jane doe is normal human sized, and her doll is normal doll sized (its a porcelain doll but like where are we gonna find a porcelain doll in hawkins lmao so thats why i went w some sort of babie or other day). in ride the cyclone its kind of just one of those things no one explicitly brings up, someone gets a lil creeped out by jane's headless doll but thats about it, so its one of those things without like a full explanation, but i think its such a cute way to give them a head.

so reader would be like normal human size and everything, and the doll head and the fact that reader might talk to the doll is something everyone is kinda just like 'ok yeah i dont have the energy to unpack whatever's happening there'. ooorrr we could always add some sort of explanation if we wanted to which i wouldnt be opposed to :DD

also above ties into that this isnt going to be 100% serious dark angst etc, ride the cyclone itself could be quite heavy if it werent for the fact that its a funky lil comedic thing as well, and i think thats a fun vibe that ill probably try to stick to a lil with this as well

(4) for age my original idea was that reader is around robin/steve/nancy/eddie/etc's age, early 20's or like 18-19, this is bc id like the dynamic between reader and other characters if reader was around this age. and also i dont want this to be like a shot-for-shot remake of when the gang found el in the woods, so making reader like dustin's age is less appealing to me.

omg i love that name idea and i loovveee how it ties back to the doll bc ik the doll wont actually talk back but i think its such a cute thing to include so i just gotta. so far ive been suggested gn variations of jane doe, but i also love this definitely putting it on the list for name options !!

and for relationships yess i agree !! i asked what people thought for romantic bc i was interested in what ppl thought but i am leaning towards stuff like yeah found family !! i cant explain why but i would loooove nancy and reader's friendship in this just soemthing abt it i love !! and omg yes ofc dad nancy and mum steve .

also i can totally see reader and el bonding over how el can relate to reader not rlly knowing anything about the world and how things work and such !!

for context, jane doe in ride the cyclone can speak and all (which i might alter a bit for reader bc depending on how long reader's been alone/in a purgatory kinda place in the upside down then they may be a bit out of practice with speaking) but doesnt actually know what most things are, bc she learnt what they were during her life, which ofc she does not remember, so yeah !

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Marc, Jake & Steven

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Continuation of Birdy calling their dad, Marc finds out

CW: referencing past suicide attempts and past suicide idealization (does not go into detail), discussing mental illness, joking about mental illness

Birdy Spector Tuesday – 3:12 PM

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I made the powerpoint when we first started seeing our therapist but some of the information has changed. At the time, I only knew about Marc, Steven, Jake, and myself. 

Steven and I made another document with some info about the others 

I know SMJ made another document that’s like a history/timeline of everything we’ve been through but they won’t show it to me 😒

Which is bs because I literally have all the trauma for trying to unalive ourselves but they think I can’t handle it 

Elias Spector – Tuesday 5:26 PM

Thanks. Is it ok if I show this to my therapist? Also, I finished reading two books you recommended, we can talk about it next time you can call. 

The cat is very cute. 

Sorry to ask but

Since leaving home

Did you attempt again?

Birdy Spector – Wednesday 11:32 AM

Yeah, that's fine

Not me, just Marc I think. He’s doing better though. 

Probably lol 

Jake’s really good at keeping us safe

He;s funny, Jake made him a jar and now Marc has to drop a dollar every time he makes a joke about dying lmao

Also whenever Daniela is mean 

or anyone says someone mean about themselves

Although

It’s less funny when he makes me do it 😒

Elias Spector – Wednesday 12:57 PM

I’m just glad you’ll are safe now

I understand you dislike labels but just for my comprehension, is it safe to say that you didn’t have BPD and/or Bipolar disorder? Was it just different alters fronting?

Birdy Spector - Wednesday 4:46 PM

Not sure 🤷🏼 

What gets confusing is that while yes we are separate alters and all but we do all share the same brain, body, hormones, etc. And even when we’re not fronting/co-con, we can still have influence 

So its hard to tell if we are acting a certain way because of another disorder or if its related to DID

Steven and I were reading about how childhood trauma shapes dna, brain development, how bodies react, etc it’s wild ngl

Maybe depression with mixed features? We’re testing out some new mood stabilizers to see if they help. Not everyone is good at logging the effects/side effects Steven and I are the only ones that are super consistent but I don’t actually front that often. It’s sooo exhausting trying to get everyone on the same page 😩   

And it’s not that I don’t like labels, I justthink it was super frustrating how doctors would keep throwing whatever label at us and just hoped it’d stick

I felt like I was hoarding mental illnesses lmao like damn lunar sys leave some for everyone else

U know anyone who wants some? Currently got a buy one get one free special lmao

Elias Spector - Wednesday 4:48 PM

I imagine that’s difficult. How have you been doing otherwise?

Birdy Spector - Wednesday 4:50 PM

I joined Steven and Marc for some sessions this week. Three times a week is too much. since I was there we talked about the stuff that happened when we were younger. Jake was also there, but he only watched

EMDR is terrible, I hate it so much 

But…

It’s easier to open up to the psychologist after talking to you about it first

But I’ve been fighting with Marc less so that’s probably good. Although he still won’t tell me about what he remembers and he even forbid Steven from telling me too. Jake has always been weird about it and Daniela is still pretty scary

Can you please tell me?

Elias Spector - Wednesday 5:05 PM

Be patient with Marc. I don’t want to overstep any boundaries, I think it’s best if you talk to the others about it. 

Marc isn’t scooping, he’s totally fine with his alters having boundaries and privacy. He just happened to come across Birdy’s email account–which she stayed signed into–and stumbled across a chat thread with who else but Elias Spector. 

His vision turns red, scrolling through dozens and dozens of messages, images, and call receipts. The earliest message is dated just over 6 weeks ago, although the first couple of messages imply that they were already in contact before then. 

‘Steven. Steven! Steven!!’ Marc yells out internally, hoping to wake Steven up from wherever he is in the inner world. 

‘What?’ He says grouchily, slowly stepping towards the front. 

‘Look at this shit. What the hell was she thinking? Did you know she was in contact with our dad?’ Marc says as Steven takes control of the body to look at the screen. 

‘Marc, you need to calm down,’ Steven says, still working his way through all the messages, he can feel Marc in the headspace making trenches from pacing around so much. 

‘How dare you tell me to calm down? I can’t even trust my own fucking alters to not go behind my back. This is fucking Khonshu all over again!’

‘What’s going on, are you doing something dumb?’ Jake jumps in, suddenly appearing in the front conference room, as if he appearing out of thin air. He must have sensed their stress level rise. 

‘Respectfully Jake, go fuck yourself. This isn’t about you.’ Marc snaps back, irritated he had the nerve to stick his head into this. 

‘It looks like Birdy has been a messaging dad. Talking on the phone too, I think.’ Steven tells him, essentially ignoring all of Marc’s wishes. 

‘She what? ’ Jake asks in disbelief, getting closer to the front to get a better look at the messages in question. 

‘That sneaky little bra–’  

‘Marc, stop it. I’m mad too but I won’t let you talk about her that way.’ Jake interrupts him in his tracks. 

‘Oh of course you’re on her side. She’s always hiding behind you. And we all know you’re an expert at making decisions behind our backs, aren’t you? Tell me, what other secrets have you been hiding from us? Was it actually you that got me kicked out of the military?’ Marc rages with an exasperated outrage, arms wrapped around himself, taking careful steps backwards. Keeping his back against the wall. 

Jakes glares at Marc over that comment, standing his ground, he shouts back, ‘Ok fine! Maybe this is my fault! Sorry I didn’t have the heart to tell her the truth about our childhood! You don’t think it hurt me when she talked about how nice and protective her dad was when my dad failed us?’ 

‘Maybe we all need to take some deep breaths, yeah? I can make us a cuppa–’

‘Steven, your endless optimism and desire to make everything ok is exhausting sometimes. Can you please just shut it?’ Marc says, in a low bitter voice. 

In response, Steven shut the laptop close, dropping his head to his hands, ‘Fine! Then I guess I won’t share what I think!’

‘What do you think?’ Jake asks with a heavy sigh. 

‘Maybe… we should reach out to dad, it’s obviously helping Birdy. Looking over at his messages he seems accepting. And it looks like he’s in therapy too.’

Marc's knees buckle as his breathing rises, ‘I can’t believe this. Steven, what happened to system cooperation? I can’t believe you’re siding with her.’

‘I’m not siding with anyone.’ Steven replies calmly. 

‘Marc, stop it. You’re acting like our mother.’ Jake states sharply and it hits Marc like an asteroid. Marc's mouth opens in shock, his eyes glare, almost as if he's going to attack back but he doesn't. His eyes, rapidly flashing from betrayal to anger to disgust to shame to fear. He slides down to the ground, wrapping his arms around his knee, dropping his forehead onto his forearms. 

Even Steven tenses up at that comment.

Exhausted, Jake pulls out his chair from the crescent conference table, pulls out a cigarette from his jacket, and places it between his lips. This is all fake– all of this is happening inside their head, but somehow, the smell of tobacco fills the body’s nostrils.    

Jake lets Marc recollect himself for a bit before saying, ‘There are no sides, we are a system. If you yell at her, all the work we’ve done to get her to open up will be for nothing. Tell me, who does Birdy remind you of?’ Jake asks in a stern but calm voice. When Marc doesn’t reply, he says, ‘She acts like we did at that age. Time has always been fuzzy for me but I remember feeling like I had no control over anything. Like adults were quick to dismiss all my problems. I’m guilty of this shit too, I’ve fed into her delusions about how great our dad was and how our mom was too sick to visit her in the hospital. I kept telling myself I was protecting her innocence but maybe I fucked up. 

‘I still do that shit with Kid. I know he’s confused but I can’t explain it to him. Maybe I am protecting him, or maybe I’m just trying to protect myself.’ 

The three of them let words seep, processing Jake's words and the situation. It feels like all the hard work that Marc has done to try to heal, not just suppress, has been for nothing, he still felt like a scared child, abandoned by his parents.

‘Maybe...' Steven says, once some of the initial tension calms down, 'we should think about how our alter didn’t feel comfortable talking to us first before sneaking off to talk to dad. Be honest Marc, how would you have reacted if she asked you for permission?’  

‘I would have blown her off…’ Marc mumbles, still hiding his face in shame. 

‘Yeah, and I wouldn’t have been any better…’ Jake sighs. 

‘Steven, I know you want to talk to dad, I know you don’t see him like I do. But his…indifference almost killed us,’ Marc says softly. 

Steven pauses, before warily saying, ‘I think… there’s no growth living in the past and maybe… closure would be good for us.’