#yes i'm gonna keep yapping about the leaks bc i'm pissed off

[lesbylertruther]

rating the new "leaks" about st5 out of how likely they are to be true.

"robin and steve run the new radio station." 7/10. work at ?? yes i definitely can see that. RUN THE WHOLE THING ?? nah. they aren't that capable.

"human form vecna goes by mr. whatsit." 5/10 sounds ridiculous but i wouldn't put it past the duffers.

"murray works at bradley's under the name 'austin'". 7/10 sounds plausible but austin does NOT suit him.

"karen works at hairdresser." 7/10 ITS ABOUT TIME. although it's not SUPER likely, given that the wheeler family is shown to be a stereotypical white 80's family and it's more likely karen will continue to be a stay at home mom.

"bradley's big guy sells water grenade balloons and other shady stuff" 6/10 i actually don't really a give a fuck about this bc i'm just confused. why do we care about water balloon grenades ??

"vecna says he and will are going to do 'beautiful things' together" 8/10 EWEWEW GROSS but yeah he probably will try to get will on his side or at least give will crazy ass visions so i can see this happening.

"el needs to food to recharge" 0/10 no ?? we've already seen she needs rest and i'm sure eating helps her to replenish her power but that's obviously not how it works. 'oh i'm worn out and my powers aren't working right bc i overexerted myself. let me eat a burger and ill be good as new'. no.

"mike tells holly el is a cleric and can open dimensions" or smth. -1000000/10 NOPE CAN CONFIRM THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. maybe he says something similar but he will NOT call el a cleric. not when they already have established she is a mage. and will is their cleric.

let me know your thoughts.