#yes i pushed my ssbu agenda into hq

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msby bj headcanon: "family game night"

proposed by captain meian (2016) as a fun team bonding activity during the season every few weeks or so, where everyone participates regardless of how often they're on the court

includes various board games, card games, charades, etc.

very difficult to coordinate with over ten grown men, so teams of 2-3 play together as one player or multiple decks of cards are combined to have a free-for-all

quickly morphed into competitions so intense that a team meeting was held by coach foster to forbid trash-talking, gambling, violence, etc.

(this was largely attributed to monopoly. the miya/sakusa pair was responsible for stealing from the bank & creating a mutiny in less than three turns. there was no teamwork. no one came out unscathed. again, this was monopoly)

added digital multiplier games when hinata shouyou joined the team, due to the rookie's surprising connection to an influential tech mogul despite never owning a gaming console

(when sakusa learns of this, he asks for kodzuken's autograph. hinata does him one better by sending the youtuber's friend code. kodzuken visits the island of umeboshi & compliments the complete collection of fish in the museum. sakusa immediately saves the gameplay footage)

uses the nintendo switch as the platform of choice, played on a flat screen TV at coach's house, with joycons from miya (4), sakusa (2), bokuto (2)

several months after its release (early 2019) super smash bros ultimate is as its name implies the Ulimate Game for the msby bj; sakusa has all the fighters unlocked as well as the upcoming fighter packs preordered

up to eight people can play at a time so they decide to do it tournament style, three groups, where the top2 advance. three stock lives each, no time limit, no cpu, all items with high spawn rate & big battlefield stage

miya mains ice climbers, sakusa mains villager, bokuto typically chooses random but mains ike for consistency. the rest pick fighters that look cool: inuaki chooses fox, thomas chooses palutena, meian chooses captain falcon, hinata chooses sonic, barnes chooses little mac, etc.

spoiler alert: it's a shit show

bokuto doesn't go easy on anyone, smacking them all with his sword and taunting. sakusa keeps towards the edge & back-throws whoever comes near him into the abyss. hinata doesn't know how to attack & just runs around until bokuto tells him he can't win like that. miya continuously sacrifices the blue ice climber to survive, though it seems intentional. barnes keeps falling off the stage for some reason

("you must've given the guy the joycon that drifts, tsum-tsum" -bokuto

"asshole, they all drift" -miya

"but that one drifts the worst" -bokuto

"no, i just think he sucks" -sakusa

"fuck you millenials i'm over thirty" -barnes)

hinata, who has never played before, wins the tournament & miya almost punches him in the jaw

ssbu is subsequently banned from family game night until further notice