#yes i have completley rejected any and all canon

[antisisyphus]

not 2 talk about marvel on main but in a:iw there shouldve had a bigger meetup with that went smth like this

thor, booming: i am thor!

peter p: hey im peter! i mean spiderman! well youre all superheros so it probab-

bucky: that’s queens? he’s smaller than the raccoon. 

dr strange: i am doctor strange

peter p: oh, we're using our made-up names? um... im spiderman i guess.

dr strange: no dr. strange is. my. real. name.

peter q: i am peter quill but everyone calls me...Starlord!

rhodey(aside): thats the stupidist name ive ever heard

groot: i am groot

rhodey: what the hel-

thor: what groot is saying is that peter is a stupid as-

steve r: I’m Captain Steve Rogers (he awkwardly nods at the people, animals, plants, and aliens gathered in this circle). At your service.

peter p: grandpa?

sam & bucky in unision: ...grandpa?

*peter p’s head is bouncing back and forth like a pingpong ball, mantis creeps up behind him)*

peter p: grandma attended one of your shows? rochelle? or is this another lie like when i found out my dad wasn’t actually David Hasselhoff?

*steve blushes and also looks like he wishes he was dead. he moves away*

rhodey: Colonel James Rhodes.

sam: Staff Sergeant Sam Wilson.

bucky:....sergeant james barnes? call me bucky

sam(aside): now thats the stupidist name here

*rhodey and sam share a subtle highfive, they are comfortable with each other*

bucky: yeah, okay, rhodey

rocket: im rocket *he kicks groot* introduce yourself groot

groot, sullenly and with attitude: i am groot

rocket: well now that was not very nice!

thor: groot said that rocket should-

rocket: shut up beefcake!

*mantis touches peter p’s head, he jumps and whirls around*

peter p: ahHHH! doNT EAT ME DONTEATME!