#yes i am too lazy to tag every character

[plasticflowersinahistorycemetery]

"not a threat"

one-shot

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x Fem!Reader

Summary: He's warned you about it before. Told you not to tease him. And you just had to run your mouth—had to bring up the way he cuddled you last night, the way he whispered sweet nothings, rubbed your back like you were made of spun glass. And now you’re here.

Warnings: 18+!, language, Ben being a goddamn bully, smut (p in v, fingering, clitoral stimulation, overstim, dirty talk, mocking), I may have missed some.

Word Count: 1,214

A/N: This was born because of this ask. I quite often find myself daydreaming about Ben (and, let's be real, all Jackles characters... oops) being mean in bed in their own ways. It's my kryptonite. Hope y'all like it. <3 All the love.

He fucks like he’s fighting something.

You’ve learned that about him.

There’s nothing pretty about it—at least not at first. It’s teeth and hands and gritted snarls into the crook of your neck. Calloused fingers gripping your hips so hard you know you’ll bruise, the slap of skin against skin echoing like a gunshot through the room. He mutters filth into your ear the whole time—voice rough, breath ragged—words like “mine,” and “take it,” and “don’t you fuckin’ run.”

And you don’t.

You never do.

You take all of it—his weight, his need, the sheer force of him—because you know what comes after.

Because Ben may fuck mean, but he loves soft. Quiet. Reverent.

So when your muscles are trembling and your legs are too spent to move, when your body feels like a battleground and he’s buried deep inside you, moaning against your skin like you’re the only thing keeping him alive—that’s when he shifts.

That’s when he holds you.

He pulls out slow, panting, worn down to nothing. Presses one last kiss to your shoulder like an apology. Rolls over and brings you with him, dragging you to his chest with those huge, bruising arms that suddenly feel like heaven.

You end up curled against him like a lullaby.

And just when your eyes start to flutter closed, your back still raw and humming from the way he pressed you into the mattress, you feel it:

His palm. Warm. Broad. Sliding gently up and down your spine. Slow. Soothing. Like a lull in a storm. Like he’s making sure your heartbeat stays steady beneath his touch.

“Didn’t mean to go so rough,” he mutters into your hair.

You hum. “Yes, you did.”

“…Yeah,” he admits, voice hoarse. “You fuckin’ liked it.”

You nuzzle deeper into his chest. “I like this too.”

He doesn’t answer right away. Just keeps rubbing your back. Tracing lazy circles with his thumb. His lips brush the top of your head. His hand tugs the blanket up around your bare shoulders like you’re something delicate.

“Go to sleep, doll,” he whispers. “I got ya.”

He really does. Always has.

And you wake up sore.

Not the need-an-ice-pack kind of sore, but the fuck-me-that-was-good kind—the kind that lingers in the backs of your thighs and the arch of your spine, reminding you with every little shift of exactly what he did to you.

Ben’s already up. Of course he is. Shirtless, smug, leaning against the kitchen counter in nothing but boxers and his dog tags, sipping coffee like he didn’t rail you into another dimension last night and then hold you like something breakable.

He glances over when you shuffle in, limping a little, wrapped in one of his t-shirts.

Smirk. Instant. Sinister.

“Well look who survived,” he says, voice thick with satisfaction. “Didn’t think you’d be able to walk.”

You roll your eyes, but you’re already smiling. “You act like you’re proud of that.”

He shrugs, sips his coffee. “I am.”

You pad past him, fingers brushing his back on your way to the sink. “Mm. Bold words for a man who spent the rest of the night rubbing my back and whispering sweet nothings into my hair.”

The mug clinks on the counter.

You don’t even have time to blink. He’s on you. Big hands grabbing your hips, spinning you to face him, lifting you onto the counter like you weigh nothing. You yelp, giggling, but the sound dies when his hand slides up your thigh under the hem of the shirt.

“Oh, you wanna fuckin’ tease me?” He growls, voice already thickening with heat. “That what this is?”

You bite your lip. “I just think it’s cute. Mr. Tough Guy playing little spoon—”

His fingers slide through your folds, and fuck, you’re soaked. He grins—wolfish. “Christ. You’re already this wet?”

“You—Ben—”

“From just a little teasing?” He taps your clit, firm. “Or were you hopin’ I’d bully this pretty pussy again?”

You whimper. It’s humiliating.

Which he loves.

“Oh, you like this,” he mutters, two fingers sinking into you without warning. “Givin’ me lip just so I’ll ruin you again. That it?”

You try to shake your head, try to breathe, but his fingers fuck into you slow and deep—then fast, then slow again—keeping you off balance. His free hand wraps around your throat, not tight, just there, grounding you.

“You were talkin’ so much shit a second ago,” he growls. “Where’d that attitude go, sweetheart?”

“B-Ben—please—”

He chuckles, mean and low. “Please what? Say it.”

“Need to come,” you gasp, legs twitching as he presses just right.

“Already?” He tsks. “Fuckin’ pathetic. Not even been up ten minutes.”

But he doesn’t stop.

He's warned you about it before. Told you not to tease him. And you just had to run your mouth—had to bring up the way he cuddled you last night, the way he whispered sweet nothings, rubbed your back like you were made of spun glass.

And now you’re here. Still on the counter. Legs spread. Eyes glassy. A complete fucking mess.

Ben’s got two fingers stuffed so deep inside you, he can feel every flutter of your cunt as you clench and stutter around him. He’s relentless—fucking you with slow, grinding pressure one second, then brutal, fast thrusts the next. Playing your body like it’s just another weapon he knows how to dismantle.

You’re sobbing.

He hasn’t stopped in almost twenty minutes.

“Oh, look at you,” he sneers, grinning down at your flushed, wrecked face. “All that shit you were talkin'—gone the second I spread your legs. Dumb little cunt, huh?”

Your hips jerk, thighs trembling as your next orgasm tears through you, loud and raw and shameful. But he still doesn’t stop. Not even close.

He slaps your pussy, sharp and wet, just to hear you squeal.

“Fuckin’ twitchin’ already? Jesus, sweetheart. What, are you broken now?”

You try to pull away, breath hitching, but he grabs your thigh—forces it back open.

“Nuh uh,” he growls, teeth bared. “You wanted to act smart, now you’re gonna take it.”

His palm presses down hard on your lower belly, forcing his fingers even deeper.

“You got this dumb little smile last night, all smug when I kissed your forehead—like you had somethin’ on me.” He huffs a cruel laugh. “But now look at you. Drippin’ down my fuckin’ hand. You can barely breathe.”

You whimper, tears streaming down your cheeks. It’s too much. He’s too much. Your body can’t decide if it wants to cry or come again.

“Aw, sweetheart,” he coos, faux-sweet and condescending, “gonna come again? Just from my fingers? That’s all it takes now?”

His fingers crook just right. You scream.

“Goddamn, you’re easy.”

Your orgasm hits like a freight train—violent, messy, completely out of your control. Your body arches, thighs snapping around his wrist, sobs catching in your throat as your vision goes white.

Ben watches with a smug little smirk, eyes locked on your ruined, tearstreaked face.

“Thought you were so fuckin’ clever,” he murmurs, voice dipped in gravel. “Mockin’ me. Teasin’. But this?” He leans close, fingers finally—finally—slipping out of your spent, twitching cunt. “This is what happens when you forget who’s in charge.”

Then he kisses you.

Gentle. Soft. A single press of his lips to yours, like last night’s version of him is still there, hiding under all the bravado, before he pulls back, eyes sharp again.

“Don’t fuckin’ tease me for bein’ nice,” he murmurs against your mouth, breath hot. “Or I’ll bully this pussy ’til you can’t walk for real.”

You hum, dazed and aching, head falling to his shoulder.

“That’s not as much of a threat as you think it is, Ben.”

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[scourgeofmyownbrain]

This took way too fucking long- Everyone, gaze upon the Megatron/Galvatron height chart I made. If someone could get me a cold drink, I would love one, I have been working on this for the better part of a month. 26 separate designs, for one character, across 40 years of history. And I had to exclude a couple, the grand total is like 30 different ones. I left those four out because they were just pallet swaps of a design I already had; It felt redundant to include them.

This guy just can not decide if he's named Megatron or Galvatron sometimes, he just switches between the two names at random. I think in Unicron Trilogy, he switches to Galvatron multiple times, and yes, he does switch back to Megatron before every one.

My brain is kinda broken after finishing this. I worked on this one and the Optimus one at the same time (the optimus one is so much bigger holy shit-) and I've lost the ability to feel pain at this point.

Quick Disclaimer, if any of the images look weird, it's because I had to stitch a few separate images together to create a full body shot of the character.

Links to my Bumblebee Chart and my Optimus Chart. !!NEW!! -> Shockwave, Soundwave, Ratchet, and Ironhide. For future reference, all these charts will be filed under my "Transformers Height Charts" tag and my "aka the adventures of a..." tag. Hopefully, my bumblebee post is acting up and idk if the same issue will happen here.

Master Post

Explanations below the cut, I have to justify myself for a few of these.

G1 Beast Wars V1 - ~9 Feet (PMeg. TFWiki, he's so small. Dinosaur Man is so small)

G1 Beast Wars V2 - ~10 Feet (PMeg. TFWiki, This fucker has roller blades. I'm not fucking with you, they gave the T-Rex Roller Blades and he uses them)

G1 Beast Machines V1 - ~12 Feet (PMEG. The Wiki doesn't have any numbers for Beast machines, sadly, but I found an old forum post comparing the heights to the Beast Wars designs, so I win)

G1 Beast Wars V3/Machines V2 - ~13 Feet (PMEG. The TFWiki says this bitch is like 11.5 meters tall, but no, I've done the math, he is not. If he was, Rattrap, a character who is consistently stated to be 1.8 meters tall across multiple sources in multiple languages is actually not that tall. So no, he's about 2 and a bit Rattraps tall, and that translates to about 13 feet. And I'm pretty sure he reverts into this at some point in Beast machines, though correct me if I'm wrong)

G1 Beast Machines V3 - ~16 Feet (PMeg. This design is identical to the Optimal Optimus design so I'm gonna be lazy and use that number. Not like I have many other options.)

Beast Wars 2 - ~16 Feet (Galv. Idk, the wiki had the number and his name is Galvatron, was I supposed to ignore this? Never gonna watch it, but here it is)

Earth Spark - ~16 Feet 2 Inches (Mega. There are no actual numbers for Earth Spark (yet), but I was able to find Bumblebee's height, which I then compared to Optimus's height, and now I can compare Optimus and Megatron.

Yay!- he's so short it's so fucking funny tiny short man universe)

One V1 - ~17 Feet (Mega. I am aware, of the supposed "Canon Heights" listed on the wiki. 32.462 feet, allegedly. But, have you considered A: These numbers are sourced from the Walmart Promotional AR Experience that came out before the movie. B: There are three decimal points, and that number does not convert into a whole number in meters (which is originally what I thought was weird about it). C: The director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon. AND ALSO Meg is taller than Optimus the entire movie but his height is listed as shorter than him on the wiki. They are the same height by the end of the movie, I call BULLSHIT Walmart; these are not actual numbers I will ignore them POST HASTE! Sadly, Megatron has yet to appear in the KCV live-action movies as I make this, but we know Meg and OP are the same height by the end of TFOne, so knock a couple of feet off this one, and we get pre-cog height)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~18 Feet (PMeg. Slightly confusing, but there are two Megatrons in this universe, but they are two completely separate characters. This is Predacon Megatron, design-wise identical to his V1 Beast Wars counterpart, but he is much taller in this universe. So I did some admittedly deranged comparisons to other characters and I got this height. It's a similar ratio to Prime & Primal's height difference so I'm running with it)

Gen 1 V2 - ~ 18 Feet 6 inches (Galv. So the Wiki failed me on this one, but- and maybe this is backwards thinking, the WFCT Galvatron is this height, at least comparing him to WFCT Megatron, who I've decided is the same height as Gen 1 Megatron, who we actually have a number for- I am aware it's convoluted but it's all I got)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~18 Feet 6 inches (Galv. Okay so, Galvatron and Megatron are entirely separate beings in this universe, which is a large departure from Gen 1 where they're effectively the same guy, which means I could compare their heights, and this is about the height Galvatron is. And I have decided that the WFCT Megatron is the same height as Gen 1 Megatron because they're nearly identical otherwise, making the assumption that the Galvatrons are the same easy. The amount of hoops I have to jump through sometimes...)

Gen 1 V1 - ~19 Feet (Mega. TFWiki. Hey look, it's the guy that's the foundation of like 5 other character's calculations)

Prime Wars - ~19 Feet (Mega. As I've said before, I have decided that this design is the same height as the Gen 1 design, because they're identical, yes one is 2d, and the other is 3d but I don't care)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~19 Feet (Mega. You already know what I'm going to say; it's identical to Gen 1. Just try and stop me)

Unicron Trilogy V2&3/ENG&CYB - ~19 Feet (Mega/Galv. He flip-flops so much in this universe, I think Megatron becomes Galvatron 3 separate times. For the uneducated, the Unicron Trilogy has given each of its 3 seasons separate names and 3 separate art styles. These are the designs used in Energon (S2) and Cybertron (S3). The Wiki had Cybertron's numbers but not Energon's, so for my own sanity, I decided the two were the same height. I could have done something in between Cybertron's and Armada's (S1) numbers, but there was a lot of float between the two)

One V2 - 19 Feet 10 Inches (Mega. As I have stated in the previous One entry: I don't trust Walmart, Meg and OP are the same height by the end of the movie, and the KCV LA and One are kinda one universe. Optimus is this height by the end of the movie, therefore so is Megatron. How many times do I have to explain this)

Cyberverse - 21 Feet (Oh sweet, sweet "I don't have to justify or explain my numbers, I have a source". This comes from a screen-shot of this video which has the Cyberverse height chart everyone uses, though the quality of the screen shot is iffy. If anyone has a better one, I would love to see it)

RID 2001 - ~22 Feet (Mega/Galv. TFWiki. Why are there so many Megatrons who become Galvtron at random and look functionally identical to each other why does this keep happening. Also this guy transforms into a hand)

Unicron Trilogy V1 - ~23 Feet (Mega/Galv. TFWiki. I am very tired, we have another functionally identical Megatron Galvatron conversion and I am in pain)

Bayverse V2 - 30 Feet (Mega/Galv. TFWiki, Movies 4 & 5. This time, they're actually identical, and Mr. Bay has once again blessed me with numbers from all of his movies)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - ~30 Feet (Mega. TFWiki. Look man, I don't know how he grows nearly five feet between the games and the shows, it's just what the video game info screen said)

Animated - ~31 Feet (Mega. Animated has no actual numbers, but the lovely @phoenix-inanis has provided a frankly astounding resource with their own calculations for the heights of all the TFA characters. Go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4)

Aligned Cont. TFP V1 - 34 Feet 5 Inches (Mega. Yes, this is from Fandom. But, and I will continue to say this until my lungs give out, this entire universe is just fucking enormous. Look, I believe Bayverse is the most consistent tf universe when it comes to the transformers' models and designs, and if we do some comparisons between characters with similar listed heights (I did it at the end of this post), it's way too close for me not to believe it)

Bayverse V1 - 35 Feet (Mega. TFWiki, Movies 1-3. Look at this bitch, getting his secrets exposed by Mr. Bay. Look at him, he's going to shrink down in the forth movie, gonna get dumped down to 6th place on the podium. Get Shrunk, Idiot)

Aligned Cont. TFP PR V2 - 42 Feet 7 Inches (Mega. Look at this enormous bitch, look at the freak standing there, fuckin enormous n' shit. Wack ass Unicron- Did you know that this is probably the TALLEST base form transformer ever? Excluding any super modes or upgrades or a transforming Cybertronian Base/Spaceship, just default general body size, I'm pretty sure this Megatron is the tallest Regular transformer ever)

Not Pictured: RID 2001 Galvatron Pallet - ~22 Feet (the only thing that was different between the two designs was the colours, if felt redundant to include it), Unicron Trilogy Galvatron Pallet(s) - Armada: ~23 Feet, Energon/Cybertron: ~19 Feet (Again, just the colours changed, otherwise everything else was the same)

I have done it. I have conquered my Everest. I have finished the big two charts. If anyone has any suggestions for which transformer I should aggressively analyze next please tell me I don't know which ones to do next

Here are the different layers separated out into their own pictures, I know it's kinda hard to tell everyone apart when they're all on top of each other.

[punkbirdie]

Matsu pokémon team headcanons!

spent way too much time on this. whatever, we ball even though it's like 3 am!! i tried to limit myself to the older generations (the 2D ones, gen 1-5) for them since they're not exactly modern characters. i also included chibita, totoko and nyaa because yes

general hcs:

the Matsu bros are still NEETs and never took part in gym challenges, so they're not really 'trainers' but if i had to assign them a trainer class and make one up i'd say Sextuplet, as an extention of the already existing Twins trainer class (as far as i know there isn't really a 'just some adult guy without a job' trainer class, if there is please enlighten me)

because they didn't go on that journey to collect gym badges or what have you when they were kids, they never received a 'traditional' starter pokémon

so all 6 of them got an Eevee as kids instead (as present from their parents to teach them responsibility; didn't really work). none of them really thought of evolving until Choromatsu’s Eevee did accidentally

none of the bros have a fully evolved team

but i did give them all a full team of six because why not

Totoko and Nyaa have a fish and cat based team respectively, to go with their idol careers

for Chibita i thought it'd be fun to give him a mostly food/cooking based team and help him man his food stand since oden is life

SO! on to the actual teams! i put them under the cut since it's so damn long, i'm not kidding:

Osomatsu

Flareon: was the last of the Eevees to evolve, only did so when Osomatsu got lucky and won a Fire Stone at the pachinko parlor game corner. likes playing with Nyaa's Torracat and tries to pursuade Oso to see them more often

Meowth: has the move Pay Day to potentially win more money when Oso wins a battle, which he almost never does since he almost never battles

Ambipom: annoying and mischievous. used to be a tag team with Choromatsu's Croagunk, him being the distraction and Croagunk 'going in for the kill', but drifted apart in high school and never really reconnected

Growlithe: a 'guard dog' but is just as lazy as Oso himself

Slakoth: just a chill little guy. Osomatsu is a little jealous of him, having no expecations and all

Munchlax: menace with a huge appetite, but very cute. nobody can stay mad at him for long. joins Ichi in the alleys to look for free food in the trashcans.

i also think Oso would want to catch a Chansey, to increase his luck at the races and game corner

Karamatsu

Glaceon: Karamatsu initially wanted to save up for a Water Stone to evolve his Eevee into Vaporeon but that idea went down the drain when in the winter time Eevee evolved into Glaceon instead [also insert obligatory cool dude joke here]. he and Roselia work together very well

Krokorok: knows he looks cool and flaunts it. he stole Kara's sunglasses often (never mind the fact he basically already looks like he has sunglasses on) until Kara just bought some black glasses for him so now they match :)

Roselia: tries to keep both Kara and Krokorok somewhat humble, with Glaceon's help, but gets roped into Kara’s attempts at wooing girls every time (aka standing there and looking pretty). since his Water Stone plan failed, Kara now instead saves up for a Shiny Stone to evolve Roselia into Roserade

Duskull: Karamatsu is just such a chill, awesome and cool guy that he attracted such a pokémon with his chill, awesome and cool vibes. ...yeah, that's what Karamatsu tells everyone and wants you to think. in reality Duskull startled him so Kara threw a pokéball at Duskull to chase him away which didn't work and was caught instead while Kara ran away. he only noticed when Krokorok caught up with him, holding the pokéball he threw

Lumineon: glows in the dark. got laughed at by his brothers by catching a weak fish pokémon, but Karamatsu thinks she's pretty. he goes outside during the evenings more often to show off her bioluminescence

Pancham: used to be Jyushi's in high school but he gifted him to Kara shortly after they graduated

i think Kara would want a Sirfetch'd SO BAD it's not even funny

Choromatsu

Leafeon: the first of the brothers' Eevees to evolve. when they were still kids Choromatsu and Osomatsu discovered a mossy rock while playing outside and after being there for a bit, Chibita showed up wanting to join them. the brothers said no which escalated into a battle. during that fight, Choro's Eevee evolved to protect them. that happened to also immediately stop the fight for both parties to process what happened. Leafeon is a very patient pokémon, unlike his trainer

Kirlia: keeps Primeape from going bananas 50% of the time. tries to keep Choromatsu from rising too much. very sensitive to negativity, so when he senses it he immediately wants to fix whatever is wrong which is why Ichimatsu prefers to not hang around Kirlia too long

Primeape: anger issues. a good fighter but too much to handle due to his temper sometimes

Buizel: holds swimming races with Jyushi every once in a while. butts heads with Ichimatsu's Morgrem quite frequently

Tangela: this one reminded me of Choro's self awareness ball thing so i thought that was funny. he's scared to death of Jyushi's Vespiquen so he stays as far away from her as possible

Croagunk: i couldn't not give Choromatsu a frog. anyway, he used to be a tag team with Oso's Ambipom. Choro used to be very proud of him when they were kids but is a little embarrassed about him nowadays

when he was in high school, he got the idea to train up a Poliwag so he could evolve it into Poliwhirl and later into Politoed. but after he saw how much work and time he had to put into that, as well as somehow get a hold of a rare King's Rock, he let go of that idea

Ichimatsu

Espeon: Ichimatsu leaned heavily on Espeon in high school for support, which Espeon provided without hesitation. Ichi's very grateful for that, but also feels like he didn't deserve it. Espeon is always at Umbreon's side and they are almost never seen seperately

Umbreon: yes Ichi gets both friendship Eeveelutions. he caught Umbreon after he encountered her almost every time he went out to feed the strays and wanted to stay with him eventually, allowing Ichi to catch her

Espurr: close with Jyushi's Natu. i had to include ESP Kitty and this pokémon is the literal ESP Kitty, so :3

Glameow: a former stray Ichi caught after she refused to leave their house after a storm

Purrloin: another former stray which pickpocketed Ichi's pachinko winnings once. he sent Espeon after her and he came back carrying her by the scruff. Ichimatsu got his winnings back and also gained another friend

Morgrem: in this pokémon's dex entry it says that it feeds off of negative emotions and is popular with people who tend to have gloomy thoughts, so i thought that fit. finds it funny to rile up Choromatsu's Buizel

Ichi used to be so pissed and sad over the fact that Meowth (that he brought home!) bonded with his eldest brother and not him. he kept that to himself and he's over it now but it took some time

a Trubbish sometimes follows Ichimatsu when he's out and about in the alleys

Jyushimatsu

Jolteon: Jyushimatsu didn't really care what his Eevee evolved into, but eventually settled for Jolteon, since they're quick. they play ball together pretty often

Vespiquen: Jyushi just showed up at home with her. no explanation from him, she's on his team now deal with it. she's very protective of her 'hive' aka Jyushi's team and himself (and by extention his brothers but only sometimes)

Natu: i just had '👁👁' in my notes for this one. likes to perch on pokémon or people's heads due to the higher vantage point

Pinsir: he also plays ball with Jyushi and Jolteon but sticks to pitching since he's not so fast and lets the other two run after the ball

Loudred: very enthusiastic and is therefore not allowed to go outside his pokéball inside the house anymore

Joltik: usually somewhere on Jyushi himself, but likes to play hide and seek as well. scares one of the brothers at night on accident every once in a while

on occasion a Boltund joins their ball game. it's not Jyushi's pokémon, nor a stray (he looks too well groomed for that), he just tags along sometimes

Todomatsu

Sylveon: evolved when Todomatsu was at his lowest point in high school and thought he had no one left except his beloved pokémon. Sylveon is very attached to Totty and is almost always outside his pokéball

Buneary: i noticed that Todomatsu usually has bunny characters/themes assigned to him in some crossovers and stuff, so Buneary fits that as well. i do think Totty would give him an Everstone though

Mimikyu: kept showing up at the sutabaa so a rumor quickly spread that the place was haunted, which was bad for business so Todomatsu was tasked to catch her when his coworkers were too scared to

Azumarill: helped Todomatsu at his job when he still worked. joins the swimming race with Choro's Buizel and Jyushi on occasion

Zorua: Todomatsu thought he was lucky as hell when he caught a Porygon but it actually was a Zorua in disguise. he was disappointed at first but after learning she could disguise herself as both pokémon AND people, he started thinking about how he could use that to his advantage

Minccino: caught her because Totty read these pokémon were popular with girls. he didn't expect her clean freak nature but he doesn't mind usually. their mother appreciates it though. Minccino is pals with Choro's Tangela and Kara's Duskull

Chef Chibita

Farfetch'd: helps Chibita prepare his oden, cutting the vegetables, meat and the like

Breloom: best buddies with Scovillain and likes to develop new food combinations and recipes

Comfey: Chibita has a Hawaiian theme going on in both his oden cart and his house so i thought this one was very cute and fitting. hangs around Chibita's cart and makes customers feel comfortable and relaxed

Scovillain: also helps preparing food, mostly keeps the temperature of the broth in check and chases away rude/too rowdy customers (the sextuplets 99/100 times)

Herdier: grew up with him and stayed by his side. knows his trainer inside and out. the same goes for Chibita. he knows his partner's limits and has to tell him to relax every once in a while

Blissey: maybe an odd choice but let me explain. she produces the eggs Chibita uses in his dishes, which make them truly delicious. helps out as a waitress when it's busy and likes to chat with customers' pokémon. she's very caring :)

Chef is a trainer class that already exists, so i went with that. Chibita is not a Clerk and Owner sounds too snobby imo

Rising Star Totoko

Sharpedo: Totoko thinks she's super cute and finds it weird when people don't agree. performs with her during her shows and is her main mascot on stage

Gyarados: does mostly the special effects and always uses Rain Dance during the show (this is not indicated in the promotion anywhere), so the audience gets soaked every time. the Matsu bros have started to bring umbrellas to avoid this

Bewear: received him as a Stufful from her parents since they thought she seemed lonely. likes Osomatsu's Slakoth's company for some inexplicable reason

Clamperl: is the main mascot on all the promotional material but doesn't actively participate in Totoko's shows. she does the effects, together with Gyarados so the audience usually feels cheated on when they came for Clamperl and not Sharpedo to perform. does not want to evolve

Bruxish: performs with Totoko and Sharpedo. most audiences aren't a fan of Bruxish, even though she does impressive stuff on stage

Morpeko: knows he's cute and uses that whenever possible. you don't want to be around when Totoko forgets to feed him. which is more often than not, unfortunately, because she has blatant favouritism towards her water types

whenever Totoko has a concert, a Plusle and Minun from both her parents are always there to cheer her on and try to get on stage to attract more people. Totoko always shoos them off, afraid that it would put a dent in her fish idol image

Idol Nyaa

Sprigatito: the main mascot (pink and green cat you know) and performs with Nyaa, is not allowed to evolve to keep it cute and small and the fanbase happy (her manager's words not her's), so she has an Everstone

Persian: performs with Nyaa, basically the secondary mascot because he's in every show

Shinx: same deal as Sprigatito, has an Everstone. she's more a background performer than front and centre

Meowstic: helps with the preparation for shows and babysits Nyaa's kid with Dobusu

Skitty: very cute and playful. Nyaa's kid (does she have a name btw or did i miss that somewhere?) loves playing with her

Torracat: is usually part of the pyrotechnics team but occasionally performs as well. stays home during less 'spectacular' performances to help babysit, especially during the colder months. considers Osomatsu's Flareon a good friend

the former three aren't technically Nyaa's pokémon but owned by staff, so she actually only has three. she wouldn't be able to look after six with her career being as busy and taxing as it is though anyway. having a kid didn't really make it easier either

behind the scenes there are a lot more pokémon to e.g. influence the mood of the audience to keep it relaxed and positive (Spritzee), perform the special effects (Liepard and Luvdisc) and uphold the safety of the performers (Machamp and Hariyama)

that's all, thanks for reading! :]

[exitvelocities]

2023-2024 cdramas year in review

i'm borrowing this idea from thai bl tumblr, but with less fun categories because i'm tired. i'm including shows from this year and last year since i mainly watched a mixture of the two in 2024.

tagging whoever wants to do it!

overall favorite show (2024): fangs of fortune it's gorgeous, i love the characters, and it's got one of the most shippable poly casts i've seen in basically ever.

overall favorite show (2023): mysterious lotus casebook i actually did watch this one last year and i liked it, but it wasn't until i rewatched it again in 2024 that i lost my mind over it.

favorite character: di feisheng from mysterious lotus casebook my love my darling my heart. i adore him with every fiber of my being. i honestly never really noticed xiao shunyao too much before this but he's sure got my attention now.

favorite character runner up: pei sijing from fangs of fortune sorry, you can't give me a badass kuudere archer and expect me to NOT be absolutely nuts about her. cheng xiao has also improved SO much from her early days acting and i think it's super neat that they incorporated her dancing background into her fight scenes.

favorite ship: dihua from mysterious lotus casebook see above about losing my mind. it's got everything i love in a ship: history, tension, longing, being totally obsessed with one another. i've written so much this year and most of it is for them.

favorite ship runner up: jingxiao from fangs of fortune GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS i love them and they love each other. i love how flirty wx is with psj and how sincere and open psj is with wx.

favorite canon ship: song mo/dou zhao in blossom this is still airing so i hope they don't fuck it up, but it's such a refreshing dynamic. they're really partners, and he's so gone for her.

favorite canon ship runner up: gu jiusi/li yuru in destined i'm not really a fan of straight romance dramas but the strongest arc of this show is undoubtedly the first one, where they unwillingly get married and slowly fall in love. bjt is particularly charming in this role and song yi is lovely per usual.

favorite fl: dou zhao in blossom i love that she's careful and meticulous but not omnipotent. she's working at changing what she can but she's not a miracle worker. she feels warm and human and fallible in the best way. also mzy is gorgeous and i love her, fuck the haters.

favorite fl runner up: xue fangfei in the double she's batshit overpowered and it's still contrived in some instances but wu jinyan sells it enough that i just eat it up hahah.

favorite ml: li lianhua in mysterious lotus casebook his burnt out gifted kid ass is captivating. he has so many complex layers; it's a role that really gives cheng yi a chance to stretch his muscles and i think he did a great job.

favorite ml runner up: pu yiyong in oh no! here comes trouble he's a dumbass delinquent with a hereditary power to see spirits and release them, what's not to love.

favorite female supporting role: yang ying in a journey to love one of the best character arcs i've seen in a long, long time. i love her journey and where she ends up and i hope she gets everything she ever wants. iconic role for helan dou imo.

favorite female supporting role runner up: feng baobao in am nobody she doesn't understand human interaction and she loves knives and is good at them. she was made for me.

favorite male supporting role: yu shishan in journey to love breakout role for fang yilun, suave playboy with a heart of gold, faithful brother in arms. i adore him.

favorite male supporting role runner up: wang ye in i am nobody lazy, lowkey, and the best in the world. a good look for hmh also.

favorite antagonist: shen yurong from the double what a thoroughly unhinged man. i particularly loved the middle section of the show and the back and forth between him and xff. i wanted him to take a different path, but he couldn't.

favorite antagonist runner up: li lun from fangs of fortune oh my beautiful, bitter, lovelorn tree demon. he's like catnip for me.

favorite antagonist honorable mention: gong shangjue from my journey to you so intense, so brooding, so murderous.

bonus 2023 thai show section

favorite overall show: moonlight chicken i just really loved this show. i like both gemfourth and earthmix and while i did not enjoy the bit of firstkhao pandering at the end, i thought it was a generally thoughtful exploration of human foibles.

favorite cast: my school president they're adorable and i love them. this is overall such a fun, feel good show with great music. tinngun are wonderful and so are the secondary couples. special shoutout to babygirl por's outfits.

most ridiculous sex scene: bed friend you know the one.

biggest disappointment: only friends i still haven't finished it. i'm just not invested in anything or anyone. i think part of it is that i don't really love the cast, out side of neo and mark. i do like first and khao but not really together, sadly.

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•Welcome to Life Academy! I am your principal(and author) Lumy! As the number one academy of the country we offer many things but this year we’ve decided to be generous and make a reserve program! But of course you already know that. You’ve applied after all! This is your acceptance note.

But before you start to get too happy we have a few rules and things you need to do before entering! State your (characters)Name, Age, Gender and we will review it before sending you to one of our amazing student council members! They will tell you everything you need to know and get you situated in your required dorm and club!

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Now for the rules:

1, None of those racist homophobic people or slurs here

2, No brain rot or politics please!

3, no nsfw

4, Please respect everyone's opinions and beliefs

5, No spamming asks or any ai whatsoever

6, And have fun but be mindful!

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That being said now we’ve got a bit of an intro of our amazing student council!

Grian/Desert -About: Our Amazing and quite dedicated student council president! He takes care of all school events and runs the social media team! Quote: [Student did not provide a quote]

Scott/Light - About: Our special director of business! Scott is our vice president of the student council and takes care of every important test or issue with studies! Quote: [I’m glad to be here another year! If you ever need help don’t be afraid to ask!]

Pearl/Crescent - About: Our fantastic head of security! Have problems with bullying or don’t feel safe? Come to Pearl! She’s willing to do anything to help you if you’re in need! Quote: [Don’t come to me for something stupid. I will help if your being truthful though]

Martyn/Siren - About: Our interesting head of sports. Want to become a superstar at a sport? Then go to martyn!just be aware that his training isn’t exactly easy.. Quote: [Fuck off] (who allowed that in the intro?!?) (it’s authentic!!) (Grian!!!)

Scar/Sunflower - About: Our kind nurse apprentice! Got hurt or have any anxiety? Go to Scar! He’s willing to help in anyway whether it’s mental or physical! Quote: [im supposed to say something? Um… I’ll listen to you if you need it!]

Joel/Chariot - About: Our newest addition and wonderful head of Clubs! You can go to anyone for club help but Joel specializes in it! He’ll help you if you have any problems with it! Quote: [Its all about Family you know? Except Scott, none of them are my family] (I helped you!! Come on!)

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-Clubs!-

Part 1

Part 2

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Warnings!:

This blog will contain-

•Swearing

•Trafficshipping

•Violence

•mentioned su1c1ce and etc

-everything more dark will be tagged accordingly!!

-That being said nothing in this blog is real!!! It’s all roleplay so please remember that!! Also author is a real person that has a busy life. I will not always post and that’s okay!! I have two other rp blogs, a fanfic, and a main blog to deal with. Not to mention school. This blog will also be a lot more art heavy so yea!

Thank you for reading! Hope to see you soon :)

-Your principal(and author) Lumy!

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#%Well this will be fun..%#

^We’re back baby!!!^

:Yes indeed we are… but with the world reset.. everyone is um.. different now:

#%Yep. Well let’s enjoy it while it lasts%#

^Yea!!!^

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Other!

-old Story~

-music playlist!

-nicknames 1

Art!

-Art masterpost on main

-minor gods

Intros!

-Goldie!

-Milly

-jay

-lazy

-mollys characters

-zeph

-naomi

-calane

-saph

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Lastly but not least, this rp blog is inspired by @life-winners-liveblog and special thanks for botanicalbard and ??? For the motivation.

[yoonmetogether]

Get to know your mutuals

hiiii @moochii-daisies thanks for tagging me!!! this was really fun! sorry for the lack of grammar tho

what's the origin of your blog title? it's kinda corny and i sometimes think of changing it but i'm lazy lol basically just incorporating my fav yoongi nickname and making it a play on words i guess?

favorite fandoms: army, atiny once upon a time i was a hooligan lol

OTP(s)/shipname: sebastian and grell (from black butler)

favorite color: pink

favorite game: honestly? club penguin oh and that card game 'spit'

song stuck in your head: there's so much going on up there i don't really know lol today it was everybody mad and yesterday it was that creepy tiptoe thru the window song idk

weirdest habit/trait? i constantly talk to myself. and if i'm outside i'll pretend to be on the phone so no one thinks im nuts lmaoo

hobbies: writing, reading (when i have the brain capacity), hiking with my dog, singing

if you work, what's your profession? I’m a substitute for elementary school students. I dont think im going to branch out to any other grades bc unfortunately where i live there are higher risks of firearm incidents in middle/high schools 🙃

if you could have any job you wish, what would it be? a singer and/or vocal teacher historian, museum curator

something you're good at: oversharing making lattes/mixed drinks

something you're bad at: being on time

something you love: my dog and kitty aka my children markiplier's editor - (also just markiplier in general he's endlessly funny. one day at work i was watching him play that supermarket game and when things weren't going well he went "this is a poopy day! what a shit ass poop ass day!" i had to go hide in a corner for ten minutes to laugh i'm laughing just thinking about it im immature as hell)

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: bts' origin story lol other history related things

something you hate: fascist governments, maga all these fucking ads everywhere like there's an extra $3-4 fee to not see 5 minutes of ads every 10 minutes on a service that already costs $8-12???? i guess i'll be indefinitely paying for youtube premium because i cannot be without my youtubes fuck you capitalism and forced consumption that goes for you too tumblr !!! something you collect: rocks

something you forget: everything. i have the memory of a gnat on acid

what's your love language acts of service

favorite movie/show: movie - spirit: stallion of the cimarron (idk if hamilton counts lol) tv show - new girl and family guy

favorite food: bibimbap if i could eat that every day for the rest of my life i would but i can't cook for shit nor can i afford it lol

favorite animal: my top 3 are elephants, cheetahs, and pigs lol

are you musical? yes! i went to an arts school for vocal music and did musicals from age 6-13. i don't miss the competitive environment but i do miss performing and singing pretty much every day

what were you like as a child? i was an only child with undiagnosed adhd and not a lot of friends im gonna leave it at that

favorite subject at school? history

least favorite subject math

what's your best character trait? i've been told that i give good advice and perspectives on issues and that i'm caring and understanding

what's your worst character trait? umm i get triggered easily when i feel left out (i have unresolved trauma okay im working on it) ((there's that oversharing))

if you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be? that i finished cleaning out my car

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet? my great-grandmother bc not only am i named after her but she was also born almost exactly 100 years before me and i want to show her everything i found out about her through the research i did for my undergrad thesis project like some stuff none of our family knew about but i was able to discover

aaaaand on an entirely different note, brendan frasier on the set of the mummy

recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love) first thing that comes to mind is Kanalia it's just so perfectly written and beautiful like the angst and tension is paced so well i wish my memory could be erased so i can read it again for the first time i'm actually about to go reread it now

i'm gonna tag @ot72025 @polarnightmyg and @glossdebut ! but no obligation to do it!

[zee-rambles]

ANNOUNCEMENT!

This year, I want to start off by making a tournament over all the GOOD-EST boys across media! SO! RULES BELOW!

RULES!!!

NOTE! All contest events will take place on my other page @rise-april-art-challenge (I’m too lazy to change the name, lol!)

1. Contestants

There will be 32 contestants!

Contestants will be recommended by the audience!

They can be from movies, video games, TV shows, books, audiobooks, anime, cartoons and so on.

Contestants must be the goodest boi you can think of.

And yes, trans characters count!

Only ONE character per series!

2. How to recommend a contestant!

Send your recommendation through the ask box to @rise-april-art-challenge

The recommendations period will open from Midnight tonight, January 7th (US Pacific Time, UTC 12:00 am) and will close on January 13 (11:59 US Pacific time).

Contestants are first come first serve.

If there are MORE then 32 contestants, we will have a preliminary battle royal to choose the winner! I will choose 10 of the most popular recommendations and have them duke it out!

3. Contest Rules!

Every week, we’ll have a battle between two contestants on the right bracket, and two contestants on the left.

Voting will happen throughout the week, and whoever gets the most votes will move on to the next round!

SO tune in and vote for who you think is the GOODEST BOY!

4. Conduct!

Please note, this contest is for fun, not to one up anyone’s opinions! Please be kind, patient, and good sports!

5. Use the right tags!

If you’re talking about the contest, want to make art, or support it, please use #goodest boy 2024

Have FUN!

I mean…I hope y’all do!

[gravesung-moving]

*  ANSWER  TWENTY - ONE  QUESTIONS  ! some questions may be ‘ ??? ‘ instead of answered.

01.    NICKNAME  :  raine 02.    REAL  NAME  : emma 03.    ZODIAC  : gemini 04.    HEIGHT  : 5′9′’ 05.    WHAT  TIME  IS  IT  ?  : 10:54 am. 06.    FAVOURITE  MUSICIANS  /  GROUPS  :  lately it's been hoz.ier, air traffic controller, hal.sey (thanks hol), brick + mortar, the neighbourhood, zack hemsey (underrated, listen to him), and then just 100000 other artists that i only know 1-2 songs by because of character playlists 07.    FAVOURITE  SPORTS  TEAM  : uhh hh h (sweats) the sportsball sportsballers (nodding. i'm so cool and know a single thing about sp 08.    OTHER  BLOGS  :  @/huntershowl, my main blog! beloved oc, writing whom has changed my life in so many ways! also elizabeth bioshock at @/cewyll but the activity there is super low rn. she sleebin. once dragon age comes out she'll wake back up 09.    DO  I  GET  ASKS  ?  : HAHA. (TAKES A LOGN DRAG OF A CIGARETTE) bOY DO I MISS GETTING NICE ONES 10.    HOW  MANY  BLOGS  DO  I  FOLLOW  ?  : 133 (wow? goddamn) 11.    ANY  TUMBLR  CRUSHES  :  oo. i haven't been here super long (since The Resurgence at least) & pre-anime boy takeover this blog was more just a friends-only sandbox zone, so i don't do a lot of outreach still. —but also, who are we kidding, yes 100%: @vzmky's geto portrayal & art has me in shambles. same goes for @brazenlystrong, ur art and portrayal is so [chef kiss]??? (& lbr you two are a package deal SDHSKJDH) —@sasouken we've only written together a little bit so far, but i'm already like !!! EEE whenever i see a message or reply from u. such an honor honestly. —also silly but needs to be said, despite literally being mains @chaoslulled is STILL fuckin awe inspiring in every way. i still get a little thrill when i see ur replies AND I DO STILL READ EVERY ONE THREE TIMES 12.    LUCKY  NUMBER  : 4 (thanks artemis fowl) 13.    WHAT  AM  I  WEARING  RIGHT  NOW  : pjs... though im about to change into some kinda cuteass fall outfit for a walk outside & the gym 14.    DREAM  VACATION  : prollyyyyyy italy to visit mine papá... although tokyo & amsterdam sound very fun too i just love cities 15.    DREAM  CAR  : a solid public transport system 16.    FAVOURITE  FOOD  :  curry. any kind of curry 17.    DRINK  OF  CHOICE  : coffee (flat cappuccino or just drip w/ cream), spicy black teas (dont get me started ill talk forever), or if we're talking alcohol, i always gravitate toward floral gin drinks 18.    LANGUAGES  :  english but i am learning welsh for fun. at some point i GOTTA start learning italian but i'm putting it off because i'm lazy 19.    INSTRUMENTS  :  cello & piano, a ttteeeeeeeny bit of guitar, took vocal lessons for a while, but honestly cello is my main bitch forever and ever 20.    CELEBRITY  CRUSHES  :  c.ate blanchett, d.aniel henney, k.eanu reeves, j.anelle monae, k.ing princess, uhhh kaoru kobayashi has real hot scarred dad vibes in midnight diner (this answer has not changed since 2019 when i last did it) 21.    RANDOM  FACT  : i just started an art mentorship!! gonna be commissioned a custom mural (themed on isolation, there will be hellhound & lighthouse themes involved most likely lbr) & later this fall, doing some inking for a mecha comic under guidance of a local artist i admire so much. it's gonna take an entire year but i'm so excited about it, especially because i want to eventually make my own webcomic/GN about mx houndcreature eventually (soonish) 

TAGGED   BY  :  thiefed it.

TAGGING  :  y'all know by now that i barely have enough confidence to tag the earlier ppl. THIEF IT. TAG ME SO I CAN SEE. but also @tewwor because you tagged me in this 5 yrs ago

[thelikesofus]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

I was tagged by the wonderful @thekristen999, @spotsandsocks, and @hippolotamus xx

How many works do you have on ao3? 49

What's your total ao3 word count?

156,649 which seems crazy omg

What fandoms do you write for?

Currently 9-1-1

Previously: Fairy Tail, Akagami no Shirayukihime, and some rpf for K-Pop bands

Top five fics by kudos:

Words Fall Short (Tongue Tied and Lonely) 15k words

Buck misoverhears Eddie complaining to Hen at work and presumes the worst. He slowly starts to phase himself out of Eddie's life and Eddie doesn't know why.

you are my boy, buckaroo 1.7k words

Buck is in the wrong place at the wrong time and Athena comes to the rescue.

Lazy Sunday (Lay With Me) 1.2k words

A quiet, cuddly Sunday morning between Buck and Eddie on the Diaz couch.

ring the bells 5.3k words - Buddie CoffeeShop AU

Buck starts frequenting a coffee shop near the firehouse in hopes of running into the beautiful man whose coffee he mistakenly drank.

Wine (Whine) 1.5k words

Buck makes plans without Eddie so Eddie goes to Karen for wine and a whine and then comes home to Buck.

Do you respond to comments? Yes! I try to! I usually reply to some the same day I post a fic and then go back and reply to the rest a few weeks later. But every comment is so important to me <3

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I am incapable of not writing happy endings haha but the angstiest content in a fic was probably in lightning crashes seeing as Buck literally died right in front of Eddie's eyes, more than once.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Crushes, Shivers and Bruised Knuckles has a super cute sappy ending <3

Do you get hate on fics?

Not often, I've had the odd snide comment but so far I've been pretty lucky.

Do you write smut? Nope. Just not my writing vibe.

Craziest crossover:

Haven't written any crossover fics yet but i've been dipping my toes into AUs a bit more recently.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Years ago yes sort of, I had a fic reposted to another website without my permission but still credited to me.

Have you ever had a fic translated? No, not yet.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Not published, but the lovely @lilbuddie and I have played around with some ideas before.

All time favourite ship? Buddie, they have taken me over body and soul. Never has a ship inspired me to write so many fics.

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I have a few WIPs from other fandoms (not 911) that I abandoned a long time ago and now the source material has changed too much for the fics to make sense to finish which is sad cos some of them I was really excited about (RIP the Australian Adoption Adventure fic).

What are your writing strengths?

Descriptions, particularly of physical intamicy/tactile situations cos I'm hyper aware of where everyone's limbs are at all times. I think I'm pretty good at getting character's verbal tone right too.

What are your writing weaknesses? Other than finishing WIPs?? Long fics, honestly. I have so many ideas but find it really hard to plot out and execute long form fics.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language? Character specific I think.

First fandom you wrote in? Fairy Tail

Favourite fic you've written? I have some new WIPs coming soon that I think will take the title but here's some current favs:

9-1-1:

Crushes, Shivers and Bruised Knuckles 9k words

Eddie starts kickboxing, goes to therapy and realizes he's in love with Buck.

lightning crashes 9.7k words

Eddie is thrown from the ladder truck during a lightning storm on a call but it is Buck who ends up in the hospital.

Not 9-1-1:

Hindsight (Through Rose Tinted Glasses) - Stray Kids (8.6k)

Hearts Beat (Louder Than Bombs) - NCT War AU (25k ongoing)

Tagging a few lovely mutuals who might like to share:

@loserdiaz @shortsighted-owl @sibylsleaves @monsterrae1 @spaceprincessem @elvensorceress @bekkachaos and anyone else who wants to tag me in their version of this! I love hear about people's writing xx

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hi :3 I’m new to your blog but god god I LOVE YOUR CONTENT ARGHJDHDN

I never thought I could like parental / family tropes but here I am. This is too good . Seriously.

As I already said , I’m new so I might have missed if you already said this but- will there be new chapters for your story “two worlds among the stars?”

I’ve binge read it and I would really like to read more (without forcing anybody ofc!! I’m just appreciating a fellow writer’s work)

Okay uh bye

:DD

First of all, I hope you're going to see this, anon...

I feel especially bad when I need ages to answer anonymous ask, because I know that person won't get a notification, when I finally do answer it. And if that person doesn't follow my blog the chances of them seeing it are slim.

And I got this ask almost two weeks ago...

So dear anon, if you see this please let me know in some kind of way!

I said this before, but I'll say it again:

I feel so honoured every time I get an ask/comment/dm like this. Like... people take the time to write something like this, and the whole purpose of it is letting me know they like my writing... that's so wild!

THANK YOU!!!

Firstly, to answer your question:

Yes, there'll definitely be more chapters of "2WATS". I mentioned how many chapters in total I have planned a while ago, but I can't remember the exact number and I'm too lazy to look it up rn, but it's definitely going to be in the double digit area.

I can't tell when the next chapter will be out, though...

It's been a while since I've written anything and I have a hard time getting back to it. You probably know the struggle as a fellow writer.

I started to work on two other project, but everything I write just... sucks? And the motivation to work on it again just isn't there... and I really don't want the same thing to happen when I start to work on chapter 8 of "2WATS".

I know this probably won't get better if I don't write, but trying to write anyting frustrates me a lot atm...

But please don't be shy about asking when the next chapter will be out, I'm not annoyed by it or anything (as long as you're not rude about it), I believe it encourages me even to get back to writing again.

Also, if you don't mind me asking, what made you read my story? (damn, I'm hoping you read this, anon)

I know there are two people who joined the g/t community recently, who also like parental g/t, but I don't think you're one of them since you mentioned you're new to my blog, and not the community in general, and you didn't think you'd like the trope...

So what made you read it?

Like I genuinely wanna know.

I for example have no problem with reading a fanfic for a fandom I'm not even in on AO3, if the tags sound promising.

I recently read a jjk fanfic and I didn't even watch the anime, hell I barely know what it is about! I obviously can't tell, if any of the characters were ooc (the plot definitely probably doesn't have much to do with canon anyway), but I don't give a damn, because it was a foster story! And I'm definitely going to read the next chapter when it comes out! But does that mean I'm going to watch jjk? No!

And yet...

When it comes to tropes that I don't like or ain't interested in, it's unlikely I'm going to read a fanfic for a fandom I'm actually in.

So how about you? :)

[lathalea]

20 Questions for Writers

It took me a while, but here we go! Thank you for tagging me @fishing4stars and @i-did-not-mean-to 💚

1. How many works do you have on AO3? Let me see... 49 🙈

2. What's your total AO3 word count? 682,524 words.

3. What fandoms do you write for? Tolkien - mostly The Hobbit, LOTR and The Silmarillion.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? Please check fic rating and tags before reading! 📖 The Writer's Month 2021 ficlet collection 📖 Springtime at the Lonely Mountain 📖 All Is Fair in Love and Trade 📖 Strong 📖 Third Time's the Charm

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes, I'm very happy to interact with my readers, and it doesn't matter if it's a long comment or a lovely bunch of chaotic keysmashes, I love to reply to them all!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? The first chapter of The Weeping Willow. I was crying while writing it. it was meant as a standalone story but my amazing readers convinced me to write the second chapter to make the angst more bearable 😇

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I think it's How to Kiss a Fairy, a fluffy and cute fic I wrote together with @avaria-revallier.

8. Do you get hate on fics? No, it has never happened so far. The closest to "hate" comments I got is reading loving messages like "how dare you treat these characters this way" (meant in a positive way) - I absolutely adore them!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yes. Some tender vanilla, some is more kinky. I'm mostly into m/f and f/f.

10. Do you write crossovers? Rarely, mostly one-shots. My weirdest ones so far were The Hobbit crossovers with Three Musketeers, Snow White, and Star Wars.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I know.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes. It's The White Raven, not an easy thing to translate, I believe.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes! It's so much fun! Here are two fics I can think of at the moment: How to Kiss a Fairy (see above) and Scattered Through Time co-written with @joyfullynervouscreator

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? Canon ship? Wait, only one? How am I supposed to choose? Let me give you three ships for the price of one: Eowyn x Faramir, Galadriel x Celeborn, Bofur x Bilbo.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Listen, I want to finish all 398274238765723866782354768 of my WIPs, okay? Just please don't ask me when...

16. What are your writing strengths? I have no idea, I'm constantly doubting myself. Maybe... Storyline planning and worldbuilding?

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Do you have an hour? No? I thought so. My biggest one is laziness. And I'm not too good with dialogues. And descriptions of clothing worn by the characters. And... finishings the fics I started.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? As English is not my native language, I'm doing it every day :D Writing dialogue in elvish or dwarven languages is a great tool for a writer! Among other things, adds specific flavour to stories and I really like reading it. From time to time, I add some of it to my stories too.

19. First fandom you wrote for? Star Wars.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Every single fic I wrote is my favourite - although each of them for different reasons. What are your favourites?

Tagging (no pressure): @middleearthpixie @crazytxgradstudent @asgardianhobbit98 @evenstaredits @fizzyxcustard

@sotwk @joyfullynervouscreator @ettelene @heilith and everyone else who would like to join!

[yuniemaki]

tagged by @cadriona you have all my love and undying support, even should i become an undead i will come back to bang on your doors so you'll finish your UNFINISHED WORKS.

how many works do you have on ao3?

39, I don't know what are anon'ed works, lalala

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

492,719

3. what fandoms do you write for?

Genshin... once upon a time in the ff.net days I wrote for Dragon Age, Claymore, Air Gear and Skyrim/Oblivion too, but these days a certain lesbian couple from Genshin lives rent-free in my head, y'know?

4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

BY KUDOS??? 😭 1. Dancing in circles 2. Trust in the stars 3. a gift from the stars 4. Welcome back, my Captain 5. Even if it's selfish, I still want you to stay

5. do you respond to comments?

Yes I love all comments they make me squeal because wow someone found my shit in a sea of food and went, "damn I'm gonna talk to the person who pooped this shit out!" I'm honoured. Work sometimes makes me slow but I read every comment and spend way too long thinking about how I should respond HELP

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I... I don't do angsty endings... there is a fic with one, but it's currently locked because it's for a zine. I'll share when it's out :P

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

THAT'S EVERYTHING HELLO. ANGST WITH HAPPY ENDING MY BELOVED

8. do you get hate on fics?

probably, but I don't see it, so eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

you do not ask yunie what smut she writes.

10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?

i hardly write crossovers... it's enough trouble to make sure my ideas are potentially canon-compliant, nevermind making sure they could be accepted as canon for TWO universes. I wrote one for Skyrim x Genshin though. beiguang but dark brotherhood x pirate. :D

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

naur i'm not that amazing

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

sadly nope tho i would be honoured

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

nope, i've done that plenty in classes and am honestly not a fan, but i'm sure it works for people who are very in-tune!

14. what's your all time favourite ship?

beiguang. my beloved. they pulled out 500k words from me and still counting after a 10-year hiatus. amazing

15. what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

one that's been sitting in the pile for a while... about ningguang faking her death and beidou finding out like a year later. no, i don't have anything beyond that line :(

16. what are your writing strengths?

i think i write dialogue pretty well

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

i'm often too lazy to edit, and i slack a lot on descriptions because... yeah, i'm too lazy for my own good. :/ i can also get really impatient with longer fics like i'll get angry that i'm not at the scene i really want to write, count the number of chapters i still have to do to reach there, then close the doc in rage.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

i don't really like it, because it's kinda immersion-breaking for me. i prefer to write it all in english but state that the character is speaking in xxx language instead

19. first fandom you wrote for?

Claymore, with OCs!

20. favorite fic you've written?

beiguang mafia au with their version of a happy ending. I love my beiguang twisted, obsessive and somewhat toxic

tagging @canonical-transformation, @aurilium, @mireillexy, @dreamerinsilico @asharinhun, @narcoticwriter and anyone else who wants to answer! OPEN TAG!

[olath124]

OC INTERVIEW

THANK YOU @ouroboros-hideout for the tag!

Violet is going to answer in a sincere way. She is a firm believer in a fake it till you make it, so she's usually more cool and collected than her spontaneous answers. But I liked to have a glimpse in her mind so she’d answer as she was speaking to herself.

My comments are enclosed in*...* and yes, using an old image because too lazy to make another one xD.

NAME?

Violet… Wright.

Don't like other people knowing my name.

NICKNAME?

V.

When I was a kid Jackie used to call me Violent. Then Ultraviolent. Then UV. Then simply V. That's quite the jump. When I got back and he called me V again, as nothing had changed, I knew I was home.

GENDER?

Female, cis.

STAR SIGN?

Hmmm… Aries? I’d have to ask Misty.

But she said I am passionate, stubborn, and prone to anger as every Aries, and I tend to believe her.

HEIGHT?

Yes, I know, I'm small. 1.65 cm.

I've always been small and when you're surrounded by buffed Valentinos that's an issue. But lately, it's proven useful. I'd rather be small and quick than big and hard to miss!

ORIENTATION?

I don't care, if someone sparkles my interest I stay with them as long as we fit together. I’m probably pansexual, or probably heteroflexible, but I've never really thought about it in depth.

FAVORITE FRUIT?

Fruit!? It's hard to find real good fruit in Heywood. But once Mama Welles bought real cherries for something special and Jackie stole them. I can't get that taste out of my head!

FAVORITE SEASON?

I like winter. I like the colder weather. I wish it would snow sometimes.

FAVORITE FLOWER?

Should it be violets? I hope not, but when I go out with someone who knows my name they always give me violets. It's embarrassing. If I had to pick a flower I'd pick peonies. But I don't care much about flowers anyway.

FAVORITE SCENT?

Tobacco. Not smoke, I don't like the smell of smoke. But I love the smell of tobacco. And a hint of vanilla, I think!

COFFEE OR TEA?

Coffee, usually. Tea on special occasions.

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP?

It may vary a lot. If I need to stay awake or if the adrenaline is high I can stay awake. I've spent a few days when I had to… do a lot of stuff without sleeping. But when I finally stop I crash hard. I can sleep for 12-14 hours at a time.

*Vio, you’re a mess xD”

DOG OR CAT PERSON?

Cats. Dogs require too much attention and energy. I don't have a fixed schedule so having a dog would be a mess.

DREAM TRIP?

I love the City, love to hate it. I know, it's only a trip… but I know I'd feel out of place anywhere else. If I had to choose somewhere, I'd say Europe. Greece, Spain, or Italy… but I really don't like the idea of being away from the City for too long. Can I have a trip to a particular part of the City?

*She REALLY loves Night City*

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

Do people really have a favorite fictional character?!? I… don't know, I have to say that I've never consumed a lot of fiction, anyway.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH?

One or none. As I've said, I usually crash on my bed when I'm too tired to go on, and often I sleep directly over the blanket.

*A real mess!*

RANDOM FACT?

I've once tried… This is embarrassing… to crochet a sweater for a cat. I still have the threads and everything somewhere. I thought it would be relaxing. But it was a mistake. Don't have the patience for that kind of stuff and they've teased me enough for it.

This is random enough isn't it?!

Anyone I know (or I silently follow like a stalker, because yeah, that’s what I do.) up here has probably already been tagged (most of them have already done it!) but that's ok anyway! @cybervesna @aggravateddurian @theviridianbunny @dustymagpie @wanderingaldecaldo

[radioactive-metal]

me or something idk

Edit round two

Why are you here?

because my parents did something I’d rather not think about

no like on tumblr.

because I need somewhere to scream into the void about my interests while I’m slowly crushed by college level mathematics

Who are you?

a question I find myself grappling with every day

but seriously though.

blah blah blah I’m of a nondescript age, suffering in college level maths, physics, CS, and history. I am a wildly inconsistent person in terms of doing things so I might post 4 times a day and I might not post at all.

I will rapidly and randomly switch around interests on a whim. Variety is the spice of life and all that

I’m exactly the opposite of what you’d expect, do with that what you will.

maybe I write fanfics sometimes, if there’s enough room in my skull between random numbers and the deep instinctive wish to purchase an old wooden sailing vessel and embark on a grand expedition with my friends.

my postings will vary wildly between boring questions about the logistics of things to sex jokes to everything in between.

have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness, been to prison, or committed robbery?

no no and yes, but not in that order.

favorite character in a book?

finianfinianfinianfinianfinianfinian

good question, not one I have an answer too but good question nontheless.

will you marry me?

no. Not unless you can [personally identifiable information redacted] with a walnut.

what do you hate?

… many things, none of them consistent. Except like… anything socially conservative. Like for fucks sake is it that hard to accept that maybe not everything is black and white.

does the black moon howl?

only when time stops it’s march

how do you generate your ideas?

divine madness, the small animals outside my windows blinking at me in Morse code, or the gentle whispering I hear coming from my computer. Take your pick.

what are you gonna post about?

wouldn’t you like to know

also didn’t I answer this one already?

Divine madness? Really?

objection your honor compound question.

Also it’s funny and quite frankly an exceptional reason for justifying random actions.

What kind of divine?

whatever I feel like. Monotheism is cringe and by god/gods/nothing/universe I will add another component to the endless smokescreen that is me

Where are you?

the darkest depths of hell, also know as the general vicinity of Seattle. UTC-8

Surely this isn’t the best you can do for an introduction?

No, I just can’t be bothered. Also you sound like my mother. So…. Do with that what you will I suppose

also don’t call me Shirley

wanna ask me questions? Go ahead! It won’t go well for me but if calculus has taught me anything its that if your suffering something is happening

facfic list:

[pending me not being lazy]

my tags:

#Radiation Ramblings: when I’m rambling about stuff in general as opposed to a specific fixation. This will be many things because I am the human equivalent of a magpie and easily distracted by shiny things

[hazbin-writings-and-musings]

One FAQ to Rule Them All...

Because I'm lazy, I'm putting all of my info in one place! General rules, resources, and answers to common questions can all be found here with appropriate links!

My Blogs

I currently have three other blogs, which are listed below!

My main Transformers blog is here! It's the one I started with and the biggest, if you would like the most comprehensive look at my writing I'd suggest starting here!

My NSFW Transformers blog is here! I started this one with the intent of doing all kinds of raunchy asks but it evolved into a transformers focused blog just because!

My Lego Monkie Kid blog is here! This one doesn't see much activity anymore, but feel free to check it out!

My Requests

So, why am I here? I got started writing requests for free, and I still do them now when my schedule permits! You can pop into my ask box whenever it's open, give me a short synopsis, and I'll write headcanons or short stories. Whether you prefer to be wordy in your request or just drop in with the bare details, I'll absolutely make it happen if inspiration hits. I do try to answer everything in my inbox eventually, but I can't guarantee it, so please don't take it personally. There are many ideas I LOVE but just don't have the spoons to answer properly!

Requests can include as many characters as you'd like, but I always reserve the right to select whichever ones work best for me.

My Commissions

If you've seen my writing and like it enough to want something more tailored to your needs, be on the lookout for when I open up commissions! My current status can be found at the top of my page!

My Rules

I like to keep things casual so I don't have many rules, but here are the essentials, please message me for any clarification.

1. I expect a basic level of decency from anyone on my page and posts, and reserve the right to block without question. Thankfully this one isn't too hard, just don't be a jerk and we'll get along, but still needs to be posted because some people can never remember to behave!

2. If you ever have any issues with anything I've posted, like wanting a tag to be introduced, please notify me through my direct messages! As a forewarning, I will not answer if your issue is related to a ship, headcanon or canon divergence in my writing. You're free to block me and move on with your day, as we both have better things to do!

3. Requests will be answered if and when I have the time and inspiration. There's no problem asking me what I am working on, but repeated inquiring will be ignored. Yes, this means it may never be answered, but unfortunately I work a full time job and just can't dedicate the hours I'd need to answer every ask. Maybe someday that will change!

4. This particular blog will have SFW and NSFW posts, so PLEASE don't follow unless you're 18+!

Common Questions

1. Do I have to pay for requests? Nope! You can leave as many as you want in my inbox, but the caveat is I get to choose which to write and when. If you want to guarantee something is written you have to commission me when I have them open.

2. What are prompts? I tend to enjoy applying the same scenario to different characters, as I find it a fantastic writing excercise, so I will develop prompts around specific situations as a kind of shorthand! The name of a prompt will usually be in the tags, but if I haven't written it in a while a link is always helpful!

3. Will you roleplay with me? I'm afraid I'm just not much into RP, sorry!

That's all for now! Thank you and have a lovely day!

[productofaritual]

(INTRO BEGINS UNDER THE DIVIDER) Tumblr doesn't let u pin multiple posts, so here's some posts I would pin too if I could :D

About fanfics of my fanfics

Watch me go insane in real time(currently paused)

Crazy? I was crazy once

More about asks

More about me but in the form of a bad joke

Art (and not just art) resources

Nd hacks (pinning this also for myself)

Intro? Intro. I've decided to actually engage with OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. Sometimes. Occasionally. To talk about my silly little thoughts and silly little writing.

Agender, any pronouns/terms except it/its (neutral preferred), Aroace

I'm working on an original book called "Bound By Name". It has its own tag and if you want to know about it, be sure to check out #Bound By Name (intro post about it here) (I don't post much about it but I am in the process of writing!)

Author/fanfic writer

Bilingual (English/Czech)

My ao3

Askbox always open! Speak to me! Also if you have fic prompts or ideas you think I'd like/want me to write, throw them in there too!

DMs always open but say what you want right in the first message because I might not answer or panic block

Spam liking/reblogging/commenting is A-OK. I love to see people enjoying my silly little posts

Moot = can interact anytime all the time as much as they like I literally can't say how much I appreciate all of them

I mainly write SBI and beeduo (yes, in 2025) and talk about random stuff

All of my fics are strictly about the characters! All of them! Every single one!

Way more WIPs than completed works

Expect me talking about discontinued works, unfinished works, or those on hiatus, but I'll only be posting the finished ones on ao3! That's why they're taking so long

I only write for the DSMP fandom but some of my other interests include: Welcome to Nightvale, D&D, Detroit: Become Human, EPIC: The Musical, Project SEKAI(occasionally), Wuthering Waves, The Magnus Archives/Protocol

CRINGE IS FUCKING DEAD DO WHAT YOU WANT

DNI: Basic DNI, just don't be weirdchamp and we'll probably get along. I really don't think I mind anyone with basic human decency. If I dislike something you do I'll just block

Not siding with anyone on any cc drama ever. All I'll say is do your research and base your opinions on concrete proof and verified facts. I might have my own opinion, but I will not be voicing it.

Blinkies and tag sorting under cut!

Tag sorting (started 22.05.2024 so anything earlier isn't gonna have them. Also I just forget to add them sometimes)

#textpost.bzzt - generic post that I made. Includes asks because I don't get enough of them to justify making a separate tag

#rbees.bzzt - reblogs. Can you tell I'm proud of that pun?

#artbees.bzzt - specifically art reblogs. Can you tell I'm even more proud of that pun? (I tend to reblog art multiple times, only one will be tagged)

#fandom.bzzt - fandom related posts. Can be any fandom. Reblogs won't have it, mainly because I'm lazy

#mootsies.bzzt - anything related to my mutuals

#personal.bzzt - stuff that might be a bit more personal/talking about my personal life. No I'm not doxxing myself, just talking about my pets or experiences or whatever

#writing.bzzt - anything writing related

#onceinafullmoonramble.bzzt - my once in a full moon rambles. They're longer than my usual posts and can be about literally anything

#horizonverse.bzzt - anything related to the fanfic series "Event Horizon" by Hellenite on ao3. Will not be tagged with fandom or fic tags most of the time because I don't wanna spam them. I didn't have any part in the creation of it, it's just my special interest

#genshin dsmp fusion - a random au I post about that features the DSMP as a new genshin region and the members as playable characters! It's not a fic and I don't plan on writing it into one, I'm just rambling about my ideas for it. Also mind this when reading about it!

(Made w blinkies.cafe, divider by cafekitsune)