#yes i am aware Evelyn is evil I DOBT CARE SHE'S PART OF THE TEAM IN MY HEART

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said

Oliver: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

New Team Arrow: ...

Oliver: Oh, right. The lying.

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Rory: You look mentally ill.

Oliver: I am. Let’s go.

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Oliver: You guys, explain right now.

Evelyn: It was Rene.

Rory: It was Rene.

Curtis: It was Rene.

Rene: ...fuck.

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Curtis: Come onn Evie do it for our friendship! You can't put a price on that.

Evelyn: Yes I can. Fifty dollars.

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Rory: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Diggle: What happened here?

Curtis: It's kind of complicated but Rene-

Diggle: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Curtis: Let's play 20 questions!

Rory: Okay! What's your favorite colour-

Curtis, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Dinah: Go fuck yourself.

Black Siren, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch