#yes baby flaunt it 👏👏👏

[istadris]

Boouigi headcanons please 😭👏 can be as cute or degenerate as you like, I need the crumbs 💔 Bowuigi is great and all but Boouigi has so much unrealised potential!!! 😖

OH MAMMA MIA LET'S-A GO

So the way I ship it is a mix of love and kind of bullying from King Boo. Yeah he's very very fond of his human and wants to spoil him and posses him but DAMN is he going to do everything to make him squirm and squeak in fear. It's just too cute. If he can't get him in a frame, he'll just have to torture him in the most delicious ways.

At first he wanted to dismiss Luigi as weak (just a coward! Just beating him through sheer luck!!) but after his third defeat he insists on Luigi's prowess. He can't have been beaten by a wimp, can he?? King Boo managed to capture Mario three times and yet Luigi always beat him, ergo Luigi is the badass around here.

In a couple of my AUs, Luigi has a kind of appeal to ghosts. VERY strong appeal. Is it his fear? His aura ? His cute little face when he's surprised? In any case, Boos and ghosts are all after Luigi to scare him, yes, but they also desire him. Very much. Yes, in that way.

In one of these AU, a divergence from LM3, King Boo manages to corner Luigi at the beginning of the game before Luigi can flee through the laundry chute. KB is about to trap him in a frame but then he smells that delightful fear, and notices it's not the only emotion Luigi is feeling right now... Very amused, King Boo changes the rules : Luigi wants to free his family? He'll have to find King Boo at the top of the hotel...but instead of fighting each floor boss, he'll have to seduce them. Oh, Luigi is going to be very tired by the end of the night.

Why does King Boo never use his telekinesis on Luigi ?? Especially in LM3, when he uses it on almost everyone? Well, my theory is that either King Boo likes to play with his food, either Luigi has some kind of immunity/resistance to Boo powers. Which makes King Boo very frustrated

Listen. LISTEN. I have never been particularly into the tickling "kink". Just wasn't my thing. But then I got into this fandom, and mamma mia. Luigi is just. He's so sensitive and reactive, he NEEDS to be mercilessly tickled by someone, and with this pairing? Oh boy. King Boo's tongue. You know it's all kind of prehensile and tickling, and once he holds you down, it's all over. If his telekinesis doesn't work on Luigi, it's fine. He has a LOT of Boos who can hold down Luigi, and that's without counting all the other ghosts with grappling abilities or very long and dextrous fingers...

But on the softer side, King Boo loves to flaunt his wealth and taste, and Luigi happens to be a perfect sugar baby if you're kind to him. His face is such a delight when he discovers a comfy place or a cool-looking room or tries on new clothes, and he blushes so prettily when lavished with attention, King Boo can't help but spoil him. Especially after making him go through "torture" (the sweet or spicy kind).

They spend hours talking about art. Sometimes their tastes match perfectly, someone they call each other uncultured swines and Luigi is two inches away from turning the poltergust on King Boo.

I need to stop myself lest this post becomes an entire essay, but please keep asking me more about stuff like my theories on Accidental Ghost King Luigi, or that Thing he Does With the Tongue, or the Horny Version of Luigi's Mansion 3.

[iliadette]

Tw Radfems being unable to let women live their fucking life and make their fucking choices.

Literally none of the women in the twitter thread are saying that they felt pressured to "doll up" for labour and did so against their will. All they wanted was to feel good about themselves and look good in pictures, and radfems come upon them in flocks, and criticise and infantilize them like they're patriarchy-brainwashed bimbos. And they have the audacity to deny that they oppress women.

This dumbass saying that taking pictures will affect your ability to remember things smdh. Also the woman who mopped her house never said she had a husband, way to assume and be anti-feminist, hon. 👏

This other genius flaunting her medical knowledge /s. While make up on wounds might indeed cause inflammation and or/infection, anything else is just fear mongering. Hypoxia has a wide range of symptoms (the most notable of which is not skin discoloration, and not-so-gentle (for radfems) reminder that if you need your make up taken off in hospitals, they will take it off your face, does this dumbass think they don't have skin cleaning products in hospitals?) and tests with which it can be diagnosed, and which an healthcare professional would undoubtedly perform.

As for the pulse oximetry and circulation, it takes a special level of idiot to think that an hospital would not have devices with which to cut nails and/or jewellery. Like, go tell married women that they shouldn't wear their wedding rings. She's basically saying that women should not wear jewellery and fake nails because they need to live expecting to end up in hospital and/or performing medical procedures. Also, as somebody who has had to put on a pulse oximeter more than once, the device works sideways too.

This one being redundant af. I repeat, none of the women in the thread ever said they felt forced to put on make up. Why do they have to act like they did? Who are you to judge their experience, to talk like you know what they were thinking in those moments? And yes, they didn't want to give that part of their pre-baby life up, that's what they were saying, genius. They didn't do it for others, they did it for themselves, because they wanted to.

Radfems will see any innocent and harmless thing a woman does and turn it toxic.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

AHHH HELLO!!!! no worries, i figured you got busy!! life just happens like that, i hope everything has been okay for you!! 🤍 ALSO HEAR ME OUT: sadistic doms who are also mocking in all the right ways 😩 like all [in a consensual context duh] “aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha” 😌 don’t mind me channeling my inner smut writer imagining steve saying that to bucky just HITS DIFFERENT OKAY

hehe i like showing off how good i am and wanna make my dom happy so yes i am obedient!!! sometimes just a little dumb in all the right ways too 😌 and if you don’t mind questions then 👀 would you rather punish or praise a sub or both ?¿ also i was wondering ur comfort levels with ur sub anons calling u sir or daddy or another title? i know some people don’t mind but others like to reserve it for official relationships and all so!! i just wanted to check in with ur boundaries / ask permission! OH AND IMPACT PLAY 👏👏👏 i have such a fascination with floggers and crops and paddles i won’t lie, i’m so 😩 i am ON MY KNEES

oh god okay okay i feel bad bc my asks are like essay lengths at this point so 😭😭 i will be hopping in the shower to prevent this from getting longer HAVE A GOOD REST OF THE DAY AND PLS TAKE UR TIME RESPONDING IF U NEED TO SMOOCH 🤍🤍🤍 -🐶

(Adding your other ask into this one)

also: me looking at the ROPE in ur header like 👀 hello????? rope ????!!!! 🧎(oh btw i don’t think i mentioned but in case it comes up- my pronouns are they/them but i don’t mind being called a good boy😌) - 🐶

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Hello! Everything has been pretty okay recently, yeah thanks.

Yes.

I completely agree, I love humiliation and praise and meanness and softness. Just- all of it. Sadists and masochists are truly a match made in heaven. Always.

Mmm-hmm, yes yes, Steve mocking Bucky a little, making him squirm and flush red-hot, "aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha" 🤤

I mean, hey, you got it, flaunt it. If you're good you might as well be as good as you can. (Also, God, I love that word in reference to literally any sub, Obedient, I don't know why but... there's just something in how undeniably submissive it means the sub is?)

Praise or punish a sub? Eh, it depends on the mood I'm in (also possibly on the mood they put me in 😏).

Calling me sir/daddy/other title? I mean, I don't think that would bother me so sure. (But I can't promise that when I first read it I won't read it like how I read anon's calling me "king" in a jokey but affectionate way, y’know? There is something less official about it being over the internet and not in person like you mentioned).

Yes yes yes- paddles and floggers and crops. I love them. There's such beautiful, sadistic artistry to them. (I'm also half tempted to try to learn how to work with wood (that's what she said) like I work with clay and 2D art mediums so I can eventually make paddles and plugs and stuff but... that's expensive and I'm Broke™️)

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO WHEN YOU READ THIS PUPPY!

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Your eyes don't deceive you ;) It is rope.

Rope is also so good, both in artistry and in how easily it restrains whoever is tied up. And all the different ties... I wanna try all of them on a willing participant. And I'm not gonna lie, I've always wanted to tie subs up but I'm also curious about being tied up myself. It sounds appealing But I also know how much I like control and I assume the complete inability to move would freak me out some. So... we'll see.

(Good to know! Thanks for mentioning that, I'll keep that in mind, pup!)