#yes Jameson thinks MJ was his beard the entire time or at the very least Peter just gets around with Spideys permission
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Peter, about Spider-Man: He’s not that bad.
Jameson, mockingly: With how you defend the little punk you might as well be married to him!
Peter, quipping as a defense: If only he’d pop the question.
Jameson, missing the joke: …You’ve been dating Spider-Man?
Peter, stunned that was his best excuse: I-I uh…
Jameson: My own employees! Playing kissy with the web-head!
Peter: Look Jonah, if you just let me explain-
Jameson, realizing printing an article about Spider-Man being gay and dating the guy who only submits pictures of him will sell a fortune: Oh you’re gonna tell me everything, Parker.
#this is all an excuse for Peter to track down Eddie and the symbiote and beg them to play a nice spidey#so he can pretend date him before staging a pretend break up#only to form the absolute worst polycule known to man#yes Jameson thinks MJ was his beard the entire time or at the very least Peter just gets around with Spideys permission#j jonah jameson#peter parker#spider-man#spiderman#spiderverse#eddie brock#symbiote#venom#marvel comics
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Spider-Man Read-Through 019: Man-Wolf! (ASM 124-125)
MASTERPOST
In this set of issues... awoo!!!
Where are the censors?!
Now, I would just like to start my showing one of the letters in the last issue:
Naturally, this was written when the first issue with Hulk (#119) had just come out. I have only one thing to say:
Peter with a beard? YES PLEASE.
Now that that's out of the way...
Gil Kane has been penciling quite a few issues recently, and he's getting better at it! I wasn't impressed at first, but his recent SM ventures are quite enjoyable!
Jameson's son comes back for, I think, the first time since the first issue of the magazine.
John's new fiancée, Kristine, very much looks like Gwen and I gotta wonder how much of it is intentional.
The issue keep delving into Peter's grief, and I love it. Show me that ugliness, Peter! Flex your drama talent, Conway!
I do completely understand the feeling of being in a classroom and feeling like you're gonna snap, for whatever reason. Happened to me more and more these last few years. Getting out is the best way to deal with that. Gosh, I really had no patience this year... But I'm done with university (for now at least), phew.
Peter keeps being the most relatable character ever conceived and I'm watching little-me who was kid and read those issues and recognized himself in this entire second panel. You had something, kid. You had something.
I'm not saying Peter's right to act like that, and while Flash (in spite of his promise -to Gwen!- that he'd stop acting so antagonistic towards Peter) certainly provokes him and deserves it, MJ, while slightly pushy, has only tried to help the boy and shouldn't face this much antagonism.
But I also completely understand it! Flash is also grief-stricken, all of them are trying to hang on however they can! And I've been that angry person that just feels like they want to be left alone and nobody would let them, and in that case, you absolutely have a tendency to lash out at anybody interacting with you--even, or especially if they're trying to help you!
I didn't remember all that angst, but I remember it really resonated with me. It's no wonder I kept coming back to these, Peter feels *true*.
So thank you, Gerry Conway. You'll never know how much you helped me.
Peter's rage continues as he wants to manhandle Jameson at the same time the latter's son -but now a werewolf!!!- also wants to attack him. Brilliant. The parallels continue. There's SOMETHING in there. I know it.
A panel helpfully informs me that Spidey has already fought a werewolf in Team-Up #12, and I helpfully answer back that I don't care about the Team-Ups. It does feel like I'm missing a bit of something, but I want the plot, not the side stories with characters I don't really care about. (I do check everytime what the features hero is.)
Then Jameson understands that his assailant is his son, and forbids Spidey to go after him. That's a great moment and Conway found the perfect place to put this story.
The readers letters are about Gwen's death. A lot of shock, understandably! Most readers seem to think that was a great choice but a few already complained about the amount of angst. Oh boy.
Okay, the parallel stopped being subtle. Are women only destined to be victims?
Ross Andru's back for this issue, thankfully. I love his style so much.
Yeah, I missed his... intellectual art.
The coffee's back! Long time no see! And Randy's still here <3 He doesn't appear enough, but I'll take every crumb I can get.
Flash keeps being an asshole (...) and Harry arrives! He's an ass and he shouts at MJ. She deserves better because it really seems like she doesn't have much of a support circle.
This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever because Jameson might be the most Spider-Man-obsessed New Yorker ever.
Conway finally gives MJ a chance to stand up for herself. She promptly makes Pete leave her apartment, and good for her! Girl deserves self-care.
What a great script.
The readers continue to be very passionate about Gwen's death in their letters.
Next time, we see the Kangaroo again (...), the Vulture, and the soap continues. Oh, and we get to 1974 too (already?!).
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