#yeh ok I’m feelin it now

[fanofcarson]

My fantasy au is so cringe it’s so cringe I don’t even wanna share it but also I wanna draw it so maybe..

[the-coolest-mallard]

Like a Kickass Guy | ASC

Louie gets high at Mei’s party and texts Nemo and Tae.

@justkeepdancing-nemo​ @moon-yeongtae​

Louie: holy shit u guyyyyyy Louie: shit has been going dowwwwwwwwn. Or upside down? down and up really lol Louie: i may not have muscles n shit but guess WHAT I DID Tae: hulked out and killed someone? Louie: woah man no! Duuuuuude have u seen me? impossible Louie: i'm too cute to go to jail yet Louie: i mean EVER Louie: im too cute to go to jail EVER Louie: did a keg stand lol. sorta Tae: whoa nice Tae: how you feelin? Louie: a m a z i n g Louie: you won't BELIEVE how good i am Louie: i felt like IRON - no. i felt like CAPTAIN AMERICA. LIKE A KICK ASS Louie: GUY Tae: nice dude i'm glad ur having fun Tae: is mark there Louie: he was here somewhere. he asked me to come Louie: dunno where he went. maybe he's with johnny idk Louie: but who cares lol Louie: i'm great Louie: no more sads Tae: wow you're really drunk huh? Louie: nooooooooooooo Louie: haha I was gonna drink Louie: but then this weird girl showed up Louie: and now i'm super

Tae: but you said you did a keg stand Tae: that's like drinking isnt it? Louie: is it? i thought it was just a hand stand on a keg lol Louie: who knows? not me Tae: i mean i guess Tae: what weird girl Louie: idk blond. weird. she wanted me to CHEAT ON MARK WTF Louie: i mean she seriously helped me out but also Louie: wtf Louie: weird. so weird. but we went to the bathroom and she Louie: gave me t his stuff n i'm like Louie: wow i mean i can't stop talking Louie: i think I've said some seriously stupid shit Tae: wait Tae: what? Louie: what? i didn't tell you anything stupid did I? Louie: i don't think i did. thank god. imaigngi f i told u that Louie: lololol i'd die forever Tae: louie what are you taking about what stuff Louie: stuff? which stuff Louie: im not tellig Tae: what did she give you Louie: ohhhhhhhhhhh Louie: oh i can tell u that haha Louie: she called it all kinds of weird stuff like snow white or whatever which is bizarre af but whatever Louie: i like sniffed it and it felt super whack Tae: LOUIE WHAT THE FUCK Louie: and then it was like Louie: wow Louie: idk man i wanted to not feel sad and i feel good now Tae: holy shit what the fuck i cannot believe Tae: louie that was so dumb Louie: you're so dumb! Louie: no that's not true Louie: you're my faovriedgof person ever Tae: where the fuck is nemo why isn't he here to tell you how stupid that was where are you Tae: you're at mei's right Louie: yeh i crashed lol Louie: well no mark and johnny wanted to crash Louie: and since mark's been cool and let me stay at his place i was like Louie: well i should probs go Tae: yeah well THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DONE COKE OR WHATEVER YOU DID jesus fuck Nemo: wait wtf did i just read Tae: yeah Tae: i have to go fucking get him Louie: why are you maddddd? im not bugging anyone! i'm having fun! Nemo: wait whats going on! Nemo: louie are you okay? Louie: i'm FINE Louie: i'm super Nemo: he did cocaine? Louie: super human Tae: he's at mei's party and he fucking YES Louie: you could say Louie: ughhh stop making this so big Tae: do you know how many kids my brother had to see in the hospital bc of drugs louie? Nemo: yeah that stuffs really bad Nemo: its human chemicals Nemo: do you feel okay? are you dizzy? Louie: do you know what else is bad? life. being sad. freddie mercury leaving too soon. presidents. earthquakes Nemo: louie D: Louie: tthe hunger games Tae: hey louie seriously how are you feeling like Tae: in your body Louie: that's a weird thing 2 akks dud Louie: im fine! Tae: okay but like Tae: if u close ur eyes and like idk try to feel what's happening like is your heart beating really fast? do you feel like puking? do you feel like you're moving? Louie: oh i mean yeah lol Louie: my heart is skipping faster n when i Louie: wait i gotta shut up shut up Nemo: tae yah is that bad? Nemo: would jun hyung know? Tae: i'm asking him right nwo Louie: so fussy you guys are fussy im gooood Nemo: louie just keep texting u ok Louie: look how good i am Louie: 

Nemo: very pretty Tae: yeah gorgeous how's your breathing Louie: wouldnt u like 2 kno Louie: how's your butt Louie: bet its still kicckable Tae: you have literally never kicked my ass at anything Tae: nemo does your appa know about this stuff? you probably shouldn't ask him huh? Louie: DON'T AOISFJPDOGN Nemo: its human drugs Nemo: so not really Louie: 4 THE LOV OF GOD Louie: that guy lredy probs haaaaaates me Nemo: his magic wouldnt work either i dont think Louie: im a toxin to freidn parnets Nemo: yeah if he ever finds out we woudl be banned from being in the same school i think he'd transfer me to that catholic place and appa hates catholicism Nemo: this is why you shouldnt do drugs louie :heart: dont yu wanna keep being my friend Louie: :cry: :cry: :cry: Louie: you're my best mate wgodidpsdggdfh Louie: you too tae Tae: wow rude Tae: oh okay Louie: wow Louie: dont be such a bitch tae Tae: well you started it when you did cocaine Louie: i used to think u were the coolest but maybe  im demoting u n promoing Louie: nemo Louie: nemo ur the new hottie Tae: the what Louie: what? Tae: louie i'm coming to get you Louie: whyyyyy the partys still partying Louie: ppl be FITIN Louie: man ud fit right in with your muscle bod Louie: well cept one fitghts girls Tae: where are you in the house Louie: idk the dance place. the life space Louie: where everyone is? Nemo: is jun going too? Nemo: aghaldkfjaskldfj Tae: yeah Louie: wait wait wait wait wait Nemo: ugh im sorry i cant be there Louie: where u going Nemo: louie im so sorry just keep texting us Louie: no Louie: i should dkslefadkad Tae: hey louie what's your favorite queen song Louie: skedlolde Louie: what? ohhhhh wow tough choice man i mean Louie: there are soooo many good SONGS Louie: lately i've been listening 2 somebody to love a lot cause i been dfpsogdpsjsd Louie: buuuuuut Tae: i like don't stop me now Louie: that's my OTHER FAVORITE Louie: man u vibe so well with me i hate it Louie: ha ha ha Louie: j k this is why we're bffs Nemo: hey queen was on the CD you gave me Nemo: ive been listening to it! Louie: reallyyyyy? did you like it? Louie: hey hey tae tae. taeeeeeeee. tae you should send a slefdie Louie: slefit Louie: sel fie Nemo: course! i love it Nemo: maybe i'll pick a song and choreo a dance for it Tae: you want a selfie? Louie: oooooo yes please nemo Louie: and def yes pls tae Louie: do smehthing cute Nemo [deleted]: ugh louiealkf Nemo: where's mark again? Nemo: im gonna text mark Louie: idkkkkkkk Tae: 

Louie: he went to do some stuff with johnny Louie: woahhhhhhhhh Louie: waogdisjdpsgjosg Louie: shit Tae: that's me coming to get ur dumb ass Louie: wait ur coming to get me? Louie: shit shit shit wait i gotta skedoled Louie: skedadled Tae: what? Louie: well much as i think ur great im ok Louie: also i thinkk hoooo shit Louie: gotta ifnd a window lol Tae: louie if you don't stay there i will fucking murder you Tae: i'm serious Louie: deth by tae or tdeth by uncle d when he fins out Louie: shit mn if i stay its a double featur Nemo: :/ Nemo: please louie, we're worried about you Nemo: we love you! we just want to make sure you're okay Tae: yeah Tae: you're gonna stay the night with me okay Louie: oh god Tae: it'll be great Louie: hahaahahahahahaha Louie: N E M O Louie: tell him why i suddenly Louie: sgosigdsgsdg Nemo: louie  i think you should Nemo: um drink water Louie: im good ill just find Louie: makr Louie: mark Nemo: that's also good please find mark Louie: n go to his place? Tae: what did i say Nemo: nothing he's on drugs Tae: i said stay put Louie: im really good thouuuugh Louie: n mark will look out for me Louie: marks nce Tae: well mark left u alone and you did cocaine so i mean not that that's his fault i'm just saying Nemo: ugh what if mark did cocaine Nemo: u dont think mark did cocaine did he Louie: dont blae me him 4 ME BEING ME Tae: DID MARK DO COCAINE Louie: honestly i dont dieossgodkh Louie: NO Tae: fuck Nemo: he might not have! we dont know Louie: i dont deesrve mrk naywayl ol Tae: nemo never do cocaine please Nemo: i cant see mark lee doing cocaine unless someone told him it was fun dip Louie: he n johnny were just doing fun stuff 2gether Tae: lmfao Nemo: id probably DIE if i did cocaine so dont worry ahha Nemo: big no no for fairies Louie: speaking of immenditd death Louie: we sure windows r no go Nemo: which is why u shouldnt do it solidarity c'mon louie Tae: if you aren't there when i get there i will be very upset Nemo: he will be Nemo: wont u louie Louie: im scared i dont want the lady 2 yell at me Louie: pls i wanna leave Tae: I'm almost there Louie: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD= Louie: what if i hid in the bathroom Nemo: its gonna be okay louie :heart: Nemo: just um, sing a little queen Louie: no its not ill be ded 4ever n dragged home n stuck with my asshole fam n never escape n ded Nemo: you won't be dead you'll be safe Louie: shit someone said its the COPS Louie: im double triple dead Louie: n thats bullshit Louie: my fam isnt safe they suuuuuuuck Tae: WHERE ARE YOU Tae: fuck there are so many people Louie: trapped in the prison of xistance Louie: a house of horrs Louie: horors Tae: i'm serious louie i can't find you Louie: just make urself taller Louie: ill see you Tae: i'm gonna yell for you Louie: ok ok ok Nemo: ugh fksjf

[goldencherrymooon]

Confident.

pairing: Harry x reader

word count: 2.4k

warnings: it’s mostly smut and also some fluff! slight reference to body-related self-esteem.

a/n: ok hi so this is my first one shot on harry and i don’t know how i feel about this one, but i hope you enjoy it! it came from this request! always appreciate feedback if you have any 💛

Harry could tell something was off as soon as he stepped in the house.

There wasn’t anything physically obvious, but it was showing in the little things. He knew you were home with your car being in the garage, but it was awfully quiet. No music playing, nothing playing on the television, and no form of greeting from you.

“Love? ‘Re yeh home?”

There’s a pause and he goes to speak again before he hears you mumble very quietly, “In the bedroom.”

Harry makes his way down the hallway towards your shared bedroom, turning the corner to see you balled up underneath the duvet. He kicks off his shoes before climbing up on the bed from his side, sliding under the covers to snuggle up behind you. His right arm wraps around your torso and you feel light kisses along your hairline before he says, “What’s wrong, love?”

You squeeze your eyes shut and let out a sigh before turning to face him, burying your face in his chest. It’s quiet for a few moments, and Harry is about to speak again, but you beat him to it.

“I just… I went shopping with the girls today, and we were looking at lingerie. We were having fun and trying things on, but there were a lot of things that didn’t fit me. They were too big for my boobs and then I just got upset, looking at the other girls and how theirs fill out just fine. Made me feel like I’m not feminine or sexy enough to even bother.”

You never looked up as you spoke, keeping your gaze on his chest as you play with his necklace. You know Harry loves you just the way you are, and you’re not entirely worried about being enough for him. Instead, it’s as if you feel like you’re not enough for everyone else. The world is always judging; with the image of the ‘perfect body’ everywhere you look. It’s the years of online comments and your own fears that are coming back to the surface, telling you every wrong with the parts of your body you thought you had come to love.

Harry felt a twinge in his chest with every word you said, and he has a deep frown on his face by the time you finish talking. Pulling back a bit to look down at you, he cups your cheek to tilt your head towards him.

“Love, look at me. I know I can’t magically make all those feelins disappear for yeh, but please listen to me. Yeh can’t compare yourself to th’ world and think yeh have to meet all these expectations. You’re perfect jus’ the way yeh are, because it’s who yeh are. Don’ take that away from yourself.”

He sees your eyes get a little glossy as he talks, leaning to press a firm kiss to your forehead before he says, “Love yeh so much, pet.”

You’re speaking just above a whisper as you say, “Love you too, H, thank you,” and giving a light kiss to his soft lips.

It’s one, two, three pecks before you giggle and he breaks a small smile. He pulls you in tighter as he keeps kissing you, the kisses getting longer with every touch. Your fingers hold on to his soft brown curls just above his neck, encouraging him to roll you just enough that his body hovers over yours. Breaking away with a small wet smack of lips, Harry kisses over your jawline before he gets to your ear.

“By the way, angel, yeh have always been the sexiest woman I’ve ever known,” he says with a low, husky voice before he moves his kisses along your neck. Hands sliding up the back of your shirt, lightly tracing your spine before he pulls back and your shirt is quickly thrown off the bed. He’s leaning back over you, resuming his soft kisses and licks over you before he slowly makes his way down to your bra.

Harry’s mischievous and lust-filled eyes flick up to your face as he kisses along the top left cusp of your bra. He’s slowed down in his movements, focusing on every few kisses having a quick bite to follow. You’re lightly panting with all of his kisses, knowing he’s trying to love on you rather than tease you, but you don’t have much patience when it comes to getting in bed with your boyfriend. His lips make their way to your sternum, a few wet kisses as his left hand slips underneath your back, with his right hand curving over your side.

Making his way up the right side of your bra, he puts the slightest pressure on your back, just enough so your chest will arch up right where he wants you. Harry quickly kisses his way back up to your lips as you feel him unclip your bra, sucking your bottom lip between his, tracing it softly with his tongue.

He gets a little hasty in his move to pull the straps down your arms before flinging the fabric away from the bed. Your tongue glides along his as he kisses you, your body melting with his touch. Both of his hands move up your back as he inhales deeply through his nose, trying to kiss you as long as he can.

Harry reluctantly pulls away enough for the both of you to breathe, whispering against your lips, “’M absolutely addicted to yeh, kitten.” He smirks when he hears the tiny moan come from your lips, before shuffling down your torso. A quick lick over your left nipple has you gasping as he groans, devoting all of his attention to your chest.

“So sexy, fuck. Can’t let yeh keep thinkin’ tha’ yeh aren’t, pet,” he nearly growls over your breast before he pulls on your nipple lightly with his teeth, before suckling on it firmly. He reaches up to pinch and pull on your other nipple, feeling animalistic in his sudden need to show your breasts some much needed attention.

You’ve tangled your fingers back into his soft and curly locks, grabbing it in a small fist as you keep his head where it is. Head tilted back, chest arched forward, and hips just barely rocking up to his covered bulge, that rests hot and heavy over your core.

He kisses over to your other nipple, and looks up at you before he keeps going. He smirks and mumbles, “Yeh feelin’ good, kitten? Like it when I play with yer pretty tits?”

You open your eyes as you moan out to him, hands tensing in his hair as you whine, “Yes, baby, feels so- so good!”

After repeating his bruising kisses and bites to your right breast, he finally kneels up and pulls his shirt over his head as he looks over you. You’re panting as you collect yourself, and your hands immediately move to undo his belt. Harry’s quick to help you pull it off before he’s forced to get off the bed to get his jeans off without injury. You giggle at his motions as you’re unbuttoning your own pants, and he looks up at you with a teasing smile.

“Yer so fuckin’ cute, how did I get so lucky?”

A small wave of heat moves over your cheeks as you look at him with a smile, before he crawls back on to the bed to pull your jeans down. The pretty pink panties stayed on for a moment, with Harry raising a brow at you at the new lingerie.

“What? I never said I didn’t get more underwear,” you reply with a small roll of your eyes and a smirk.

He lays down between your legs as he pulls them open, leaving small kisses over your inner thighs as he says, “Quite like these on yeh, pet. I hope we didn’t ruin ‘em so quickly.”

You’re about to question him, but you’re cut off with a gasp as he kisses your clit over the fabric. A wet patch was already noticeable over your slit, so he presses quick kisses downwards before giving a small flick of his tongue over your entrance. Harry has finally had enough of his own teasing as his fingers curl over the waistband before he shifts to pull them down your legs. He’s eager to get back in place and give a strong lick over your cunt.

“Oh, fuck Harry,” you moan out as he gets to work with passion, licking your cunt like it’s water in a desert. His right hand moves from your thigh, using his index and middle finger to spread your lips open for him. Harry releases a moan of his own as he sucks and slurps over you, making a right mess of himself in his haste to take care of you.

“Love how wet yeh get for me, pet,” he says quietly before licking up to your clit, wrapping his lips around the bud and flicking his tongue over you quickly. Your mouth drops open in a near silent whimper as you try, and fail, to keep your hips in place for him. Harry can easily slide two fingers into your cunt immediately with how wet you’ve become, slowly thrusting them in with a small curl of the digits.  His tongue laps from your clit down through your folds, just above where his fingers are, and can’t help but moan against you when he sees his fingers gliding through the mess you’ve made.

He slips a third finger in and uses his thumb to circle your clit as he crawls back up your body, kissing you roughly. You can taste yourself on his tongue and feel the wet  mess around his lips, moaning into his mouth before he breaks away.

“Need to get in yeh, pet,” he groans as his fingers stretch you out, feeling his cock heavy and leaking in his briefs.

“Yes! Fuck me, H, please,” you whine against his jaw, kissing up to his ear. His eyes nearly roll back at the feeling before pulling his fingers out of you, quickly licking the mess off of his digits before he reaches over to the nightstand to grab a condom.

He’s quick to peel his remaining clothing down his legs before he moves back into place, his cock red and leaking already. He briefly hesitates as he looms over you again, before leaning back on his knees with a smirk. You look at him with confused eyes, but before you can ask, he speaks up.

“Want yeh on top, love.”

You raise an eyebrow at him, because he seemed to have to think about it before making that decision. You let it go without question as you watch him roll on the condom, too impatient to ask anything right now. He shuffles over to rest his back on the headboard, grabbing onto your hips immediately when you swing a leg over him.

Harry raises one hand to thread through your hair, using the other to grip your hip tightly. Following a slow, hot, filthy kiss before anything goes further, he murmurs out, “Put me in, pet.”

It’s a swift and easy slide in, with still a small pinch at the stretch he gives you, every time. The two of you moan out simultaneously as his cock fills you, with your head falling back and arms wrapped tightly around his neck. He has to grip you tight and bite his lip while he waits for you to move, looking over every inch of you in the meantime.

It’s only a few moments later that you slowly pull your hips up, then the first drop down, letting out a whimper at everything you’re feeling. Harry’s hands slide up your spine as you start moving on him, leaning against the headboard as he moans. “Always so fuckin’ tight for me,” he says lowly.

Your hands are tangled in his hair again, trying to watch him as much as you can, but you can’t help when your eyes keep closing tight from the pleasure. It’s when you’ve got them closed again that Harry leans forward, licking and sucking over your breasts again. Your movements stutter for a moment with the shock, letting him wrap his lips around your left nipple again before you pick up the pace.

“Christ, yer so fuckin’ hot baby. ‘re yeh close?” Harry asks as he feels his own orgasm creeping up on him.

You’re moving faster, only capable of letting out a small whine of “yes yes yes” before he’s got his thumb working tight, quick circles over your clit. He gives a small nip to your earlobe before he says in a low, raspy tone, “Cum for me.”

With your head thrown back and eyes squeezed shut as the white-hot pleasure rocks through your body, you barely register yourself crying out Harry’s name over and over again. Getting to watch you cum as he feels your cunt clench around his cock is what throws him into his own orgasm, both hands flying to hold onto your hips as he thrusts upward.

Slumping over his body and nuzzling into his shoulder, you both try to catch your breath as you come down. Soft, feathery pecks move up the curve of your neck before he moves your head just lightly to kiss you softly. He kisses you sweetly, as if he didn’t just fuck you rough and dirty, before pulling back with a small smile.

Harry helps you carefully lift off of his lap and stand up, before you make your way into the connecting bathroom with a slight wobble to your legs. He holds in his chuckles with a smug grin on his face before getting up himself to throw out the condom. After you’ve gone and cleaned yourself up, you come out to him with a cloth and clean up, giving a quick kiss to the tip of his nose before you turn back to the bathroom.

After getting himself some underwear and one of his jumpers for you, you curl up tightly to him in bed, just like you had when he came home. Harry kisses your forehead before he says, “Meant what I said, pet. Don’ ever think yeh aren’t enough for me. Love yeh just the way yeh are.”

With a swell of love spreading through your chest and a smile you can’t hide, you give a soft kiss to his chest. It’s quiet for a moment before you speak again.

“I know.”

[kingofthewolves]

Ⓐ - Jean

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

“She calls m’ er’ mom, so yeh..”

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

“She’s also recluse in er’ feelin’s.”

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

“Didn’ yeh hear me about tha’ ah..mom’ thing, yeh?”

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

“Haven’t really gotten ta know er all tha’ well.”

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

“She’s ah lil’ one that needed protectin’’, n’ couldn’t even wield a weapon right.”

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

“She’s ah’ good gal.”

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

“Nor will we!”

[ @preciousidiot ]

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: Real niggas recognize the realness. omg TG: that be TG: amaz'n? TG: like u hizzy w'n or such 

UU: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. no! UU: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. i doUbt i be whizzat yoe pictur'n. UU yaba daba dizzle: bUt aside friznom a few sUperficial similaritizzles, we be vizzle different frizzle triznolls n hUmizzles. UU: we be not a social race bitch ass nigga. we generally will not eva pusha hustla of oUr kind, Unlizzles it be tiznime ta mizzy upside yo head. UU: n whizzen that time comizzles, oUr coUrtship be nuttin lizzay it be fo` hUmans. UU: it be hizzle confrontational n violent. 

TG: sounds so lonely TG, ya feel me? plus w/ hecks of tricky sizzle 

UU, betta check yo self: it be lonely. Chill as I take you on a trip. UU cuz Im tha Double O G: bUt that be 'n oUr natUre, ta be alone. J-to-tha-izzUst as it be to find attractizzle throUgh contizzle. UU: now that i think 'bout it, i shoUld have known. Its just anotha homocide. UU: i've been so foolish. 

TG: knizzle what 

UU: 'bout tha natUre of mah G-to-tha-izzame session. UU: i believed he n i cizzy pliznay togetha, evizzle Unda oUr UniqUe biological circUmstances sho nuff. UU: i was so daft, i thiznoUght skizzaia had actUally made an exception fo` Us. UU: n thizzay we cizzle ovizzle oUr conflicts, wiznork togetha, n fUlfill tha game minimUm reqUirement of twizzay playas, chill yo. one of spiznace n tha otha of time. UU: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. bUt i was always doggy stylin' myself. UU: Anotha dogg house production. it be now clear only one of Us wizzay sUrvive and yo momma. UU with the S-N-double-O-P: mah skaian visions have misled me keep'n it real yo. UU: or i have blizzle M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf ta they trizzUe mean'n. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. UU like old skool shit: dis was always meant ta be a session of one. UU: n i be finally start'n ta Understand, ya feel me? UU: tha reality of thiznat coUld have conseqUences more horrifying than we C-to-tha-izzoUld begin ta imagine. 

TG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. um TG: hiznow 

UU: tha th'n be, yoU dizzle know him lizzle i do now pass the glock. UU: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. as hard as it may be to believe, he be even worze thizzay yizzoU think. UU: n it all S-to-tha-izzUch a shame, nizzy jUst coz of tizzy. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. UU: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. it be a shame tizzy i wizzay be able ta play, i gizzay fo` selfish reasons. UU: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. i wiznas so look'n forward to it. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. UU: i R-E-A-Double-Lizzy thoUght i was go'n ta be someone special. UU: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. tizzy i coUld Uze mah abilities do sum-m sum-m no one hizzy eva dizzay. 

TG so bow down to the bow wow! hizzle yiznou be bein so defeatist sizzy that! TG: yizzy dont know yizzle wont play we havent evizzle try tha wakeup cizzall yet remembr??? 

UU sho nuff: yizzes. yoe rizzight. One, two three and to tha four. UU: mUch lizzle S-K-to-tha-izzaia, i've sUccUmbed to a gloomia outlook lately, due ta recent setbacks with my forty-fo' mag. 

TG: Bounce wit me. so whats ballin' ta be special bout yo' G-to-tha-izzame ya feelin' me? TG: aside from that its jizzy yo' fuckheezee bro n yizzou 

UU: W-to-tha-izzell, i was always led ta bizzle i woUld be an extraordinizzle type of rappa. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. UU: both of Us woUld be. One, two three and to tha four. we be biznoth assigned extremizzle rare n powerfUl claszes cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. UU: they be tha two pusha claszes! Slap your mutha fuckin self. 

TG cuz its a G thang: oh yeh? TG sho nuff: whiznat be urs 

UU: mine be tha M-to-tha-izzost passive on tha scale. a class designated fo` femalizzles only. UU: i be thizze muze of space. ^u^ 

TG: sizzounds p coo' TG: whizzay a muze do 

UU: i'm not entirely sUre. i wizzy hop'n ta killa that on mah joUrnizzle. UU: anywizzle, his be tha brotha baller clizzle. UU: tha miznost actizzle C-L-to-tha-izzass of all, reserved fo` mizzay playas now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. 

TG: what be it 

UU: Um... UU: roxizzle. UU: i thiznink we may be gett'n a wizzee bit carry awizzle wit trivia here. UU fo' real: we both have so mUch ta do. UU: yoU nee' ta focUs on gett'n ta safizzle, while i nee' ta... UU: prepare M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf. fo` W-H-to-tha-izzat i hope will be a shiznort nap wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. 

TG: ok TG so jus' chill: you be right TG: la siiiiiigh TG: im worry 4 you TG: but optimistic TG fo my bling bling: i will call ur nizzay liznike a millizzle tizzles TG: n shout it 'n 2 tha void evizzle chance i git TG: til u come bizzle :3 

UU: you be a G-to-tha-izzood nigga, roxy. UU: pleaze takes cizzy.

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