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[thessalian]

Thess vs Las Vegas, Again

I didn't want it to keep annoying me so I tried the stupid Gizmo quest again. And that was ... cooler than expected.

Right. Is it going to let me jump now? ...YES! Except that was the wrong way.

Not angled right.

FUCK.

OKAY THERE WE GO! And up the stairs we go!

Ah. Half a code. Greeeeeeeat. This is probably going to be more Playing With Crates thing, isn't it.

Yeeeeeep.

I mean, on one level, the things they've done with physics in this game are really remarkable. On the other hand, THIS IS ANNOYING.

Okay. Finally got everything stacked the way I need it to and-- Oh, fuck off ENTIRELY!

I get you wanted to make it a challenge, Guerilla, but if you want us to drag the crate, you have to not almost entirely obscure the hitbox with random set dressing!

FINALLY. Oop, outside. Well, sort of. In the dome, not in the vents. But with the way it's lit up with everything rebooted, I grant it's hard to tell.

Oh. They were used to change the lights for the holidays-- so the clovers were for St Patrick's Day, the eggs were for Easter, the hearts for Valentine's Day, the crescent moons for ... what, Eid? They included Eid? Fantastic.

WOO! Okay, heeeere gizmo gizmo gizmo...

Aaaaand we have candy canes. Christmas. Huh.

Okay. Now for Morlund's burner.

More messing with the physics THANK YOU FOR THAT.

Crate crate crate ... vent vent vent... LEAP. At least it's not as stressful as Cauldrons.

Oop. MORTE LE DRAGON! (Yes, the spelling is the same in French and English, but the pronunciation is so much not.)

Could those squeaky annoying pains in my ass have come out at the major impact? You know, DRAGON HEAD?!?

I. HATE. FIGHTING. CLOSE. UP.

Anyway. Got it. Stemmur first.

So basically if you put Stemmur, Abadund, and Morlund together, and then squished them a bit, you'd have one full Varric Tethras. And Oseram are what you get if you put together every dwarven stereotype in the known universe. Bling, ale, and forging.

Oooooh, I get to pick the holiday that shows up? ...What's Bodhi Day? I'd prefer do one I know but isn't quite so ... Western. Eid al-Fitr was more recent than most of these others, so I'll go with that one.

...Woooooooooow.

EDIT FROM THE FUTURE: Bodhi Day is "the enlightenment of Gautama Buddha". Huh. Wow.

Anyway. Off to Morlund. Here you go, Morlund--

Wait.

Waitwut.

Yeah okay, fine, I will ride your flying machine if--

He made a hot air balloon?!? Oh, that is awesome!

Stormy and some kind of machine... Do ... do I get to kill a Stormbird? DO I?!? ...I mean, assuming I survive this crash. Which I will assume because I don't think this is like Baldur's Gate 3, where one bad decision can just insta-gib you.

Yes, Morlund, I will get you out of your predicament but I will loot first!

Ah, so we need the burner because you are going to try this again. Maybe when I've fixed ELEUTHIA. So let's--

STORMBIRD! STORMBIRD YAY!

Still pretty good at hitting those weak spots, even when it's throwing a literal thunderstorm at my face-- Oop.

HA! Last sliver of health down by a shot to the neck right as it was about to breathe bullshit at me! Yes, Morlund, that was epic; thank you for your enthusiasm. It's nice to see my hard work appreciated now and then.

Morlund, you are adorable and I love your enthusiasm. You and your troupe are why I love the Oseram. Ingenious, intrepid, enthusiastic, loyal little freaks with hearts as big as their ale kegs.

(Okay fine there are some shitty ones like Ulvund and the Sons of Prometheus, but the latter don't count because they're more Sylens' people than any known tribe and the former ... well, he's probably mor an outcast than anything else right now. Those bad apples are being removed before they spoil the whole barrel.)

(Side note: YES THAT IS HOW THAT PHRASE WORKS. When people talk about, for example, the police forces only having "a few bad apples", the saying is, "A few bad apples spoils the barrel". So you remove the bad apples before they can do that. Or, in the case of most law enforcement, probably better to just set the whole barrel on fire, but never mind.)

Right. Pick up some side quests at Camp Nowhere before hanging it up for the night. 'Cos Talahna and... oh, hi, Porguf.

...Really.

......Really?!?

Yeah, that's better. Please try honesty with me, Porguf. I promise you I react to it better than steaming piles of bullshit. I will return the property you stole if I can but I gotta talk to my friend first and--

Talahna? There is more shit I don't know and you have zero idea how much I hate that but since the story demands it and I was heading in the direction of the Jungle Zone anyway, I will help you. But I want some NPC codex-dump out of you when we get there, okay? It's only because you are my friend that I'm going to trek around someplace called "The Rot".

That was the point at which I decided I was pretty much done. Yeah, I'm going through this game slowly and I definitely won't be doing a 100% completion run (I dislike melee pits and combat charger racing) but it's a pace I can manage and I'm having fun and that's all that matters.

Now I am going to raid my newly filled fridge for protein.

[sunlightfeeling]

on that hyperspecific poll, I read the word “famous” first on the eye contact with an actor option and was like “ooh this is my time to just dump a story in the tags”

but unfortunately

anyway im doing that here because i got so excited to tell it and then couldn’t

—

so I have made eye contact with a famous person (meaning been on national TV..and not just as a contestant on something or other) but she’s a chef/author

but she’s not very well-known…

at least i don’t think she is

but I did recognize her because I’ve watched a show she was on lmfao 🙈

anywho~ I was working as a cashier at a grocery store and she was one of my customers. And I really hope I didn’t make it obvious that I recognized her, but she ended up coming back to the store about a week later and came through my line again :3

i don’t remember exactly what we talked about, but what I do is her mentioning about how she was visiting her parents at the time

yeeeeeep

[yukipri]

YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - How Chris joined the family

Chris is Yuuri’s 5th husband in our big polyamorous family, and back in November when I was doing the family portraits, I also typed out some text headcanons explaining how they joined which I posted on my Patreon.

For Chris’s birthday, I’m sharing Chris’s headcanons publicly today!

Long, under cut, Chris x Yuuri-centric!

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s a Yuri!!! on Ice AU, Yuuri-centric with end-game polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri gets married to six mates and they have OC kids.

BASICS and timeline of this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.

~~

Here's some headcanons for how Chris ends up in this family:

In general, it goes much like this: Victor and Chris have always been BFFs with a LOT of benefits, and while they've never been romantically in love they're very platonically in love, as well as sexually and they did a lot of their sexual exploration together.

Chris has always been very attracted to Yuuri and has been pretty open about it (especially his fondness for his ass LOL) but he's also never been interested in looking for a committed relationship. He likes being very open and having fun with a variety of people who're also interested in the same. He's an extremely experienced lover who always makes sure that his partner(s) are having a great time, but he just never wanted all the additional emotional stuff and makes sure his partners are always aware of this.

Yuuri in this AU is pretty demi--he's quite oblivious about romance/sexual attraction for the most part, and can't really feel sexual attraction towards anyone he's not emotionally attracted to first. He's definitely the wrong partner for a one night stand or a casual open relationship, and Chris figured this out pretty early (while they were still Juniors), and was content to admire from afar and tease once in a while, occasionally quietly scaring off people who didn't get it from the shadows.

Then comes college and Phichit, then comes along Victor and Yurio, and while Chris has always been a friend/friendly acquaintance? with Yuuri, with Victor comes a closer position to Yuuri. Then comes marriage and Chris was like whelp, he had fun with Victor and it's gonna be weird (and honestly a bit lonely) never seeing him in the bedroom again because that's something they've always had, but it was bound to end one day...but Victor was like that's stupid, if Yuuri's alright with it and Chris wants to continue their open sexual-platonic relationship, then that's something Victor wants too because while not essential to their friendship, it's still part of them and what they share.

And Yuuri's okay with it, he genuinely really likes Chris and more importantly knows and trusts Chris, has honestly known him (however from a distance) the longest out of all of them? And while Chris is very firm on his lack of interest in a committed relationship, he's also honest about his attraction to Yuuri, and Victor's pretty happy because his relationship with Chris is something he'd like to share with Yuuri too. Given his experience now with Phichit, Victor, and Yurio, Yuuri feels a bit more confident and honestly if he's gonna trust anyone else it's gonna be Chris and he'd be lying if he said he didn't find Chris attractive, so...

...is all it was supposed to be. Chris comes to hang out a lot because he's still Victor's BFF and Victor has a sweet house, he was already friends with Phichit but he's getting along better and better with the others (and for some reason often ends up coordinating with Otabek), of course he's delighted to share any time with Yuuri, the sexytimes are fun and flexible, and the kids are adorable and Chris doesn't see himself wanting his own so all the more reason to get attached to your best mate's, right?

And sure, when he gets a temp job in Asia he sorta more or less moves in (semi?) permanently (like why would you ever even think about a hotel if your friend lives in an ice rink-hot springs palace?), and sure he sorta gets his own personal room, and sure he sorta helps Yuuri train the lil ones at the rink and then helps Minami tutor the kids in schoolwork and yeah he just went grocery shopping so Yurio can make dinner but like, that's normal right???

Another thing that's sorta been on going with him and Yuuri that was supposed to be entirely a joke is that they call each other really disgustingly cheesy pet names. Like Yuuri in general isn't very fond of super coupley pet names and sure he'll throw around a "Yes dear," once in a while, he honestly cringes a bit at "Honey," "Baby," "Babe," etc. But with Chris it's always been nothing but play-pretend so they toss these around very casually without batting an eye along with the mutual ass gropes that have just become part of daily routine, and Victor finds it endlessly amusing because anyone uses those pet names and Yuuri'll make the Face of mild disgust.

And then there's Yuuji. This is going to be the topic of one the upcoming Yuuji-centric 4Komas, but Yuuji goes through a phase when he was younger and just starting to talk where he just calls EVERYONE "Papa." Because he likes the word, because there's a lot of Papas and the parents assume he's just trying to figure out who he can apply it to, there's a lot of people and it can get confusing so it's fine if he takes his time. Yuuji gets bored of calling everyone other than his actual dads Papa within a few months, but for some reason has NEVER stopped calling Chris and Otabek this. Even when he, like the other kids, learns to call the dads by first name when talking about them in 3rd person and there's a need to distinguish them, he still goes back to calling them "Papa" in 2nd person.

Yuuri's terribly flustered that Yuuji refuses to stop calling Otabek this even though Otabek says he doesn't mind, it's quite an honor really, and Yurio thinks it's hilarious, and Yuuji looks so smug Yuuri throws up his hands and goes fine! whatever.

With Chris though, it sorta very naturally falls in place with their Honey-Darling mock relationship, and whenever Yuuji says, "Papa," Chris always returns "Yes, son?" without batting an eye. They're pretty sure Yuuji knows that's not the case at this point but whatever, what's the harm?

...So one day Chris wakes up as usual in the Katsuki household with Victor snoring on one arm and Yuuri on the other, and Yuuri mumbles, "Good morning, Babe," and Chris automatically responds, "Morning Honey," and they kiss with nasty morning breath, and Yuuji pokes his head in the room and sees that Chris is awake and says, "Papa, the dogs want to poo," or some shit, and Chris is like alright son let's let the dogs go poo.

And while he's watching the dogs prance around in the back yard with Yuuji dangling from his back, drinking coffee that Phichit had made, Chris sorta thinks--what the fuck am I doing? And how long have I been doing this? Is it just me or has this been going on for more than a decade? When was the last time I had some fun (or even wanted to) with anyone outside this family?

...Is it just me or am I already more than committed?

........and then when Victor finally crawls downstairs and has his coffee too and Yuuri's still sleeping in with Yurio and Minami, Chris is like, so uh, mind sharing Yuuri's ring size...

And Victor may or may not have spat out his coffee before ringing Phichit down from his office and they may or may not have exchanged money because the fucks had apparently been betting on him and Chris just sorta groans because his friends are terrible but this is apparently his life now.

....is basically what I have planned at the moment ^ ^;;;;;

[xyztrio721]

While I try to work up the courage to continue playing Xenoblade 3 past Chapter 4, I think now would be a good time for me to turn back the clock and talk about my experiences with the third chapter of the game. I did enjoy this chapter overall, but there was one part of it that I despised. I don’t know how to explain it here at the beginning of the post, so I’ll save it for later.

So here we go, here are my screenshots and experiences from Chapter 3 of Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

Warning: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Chapter 3 Spoilers Under the Cut

Let’s begin with this screenshot of Taion looking up at a Saffronia tree. I don’t remember the full context of this scene, but I believe it may have had something to do with Numie, a girl who was featured heavily in this chapter for reasons that will become obvious later on in the chapter.

Next up… this.

I didn’t like the implications of this scene back when I had only played up until this scene, and I especially don’t like it now since clearing Chapter 4 (more on that some other time).

Throughout the chapter, I kept wondering what the significance of the scene was. Was this how Eunie died in an alternate timeline? Why did this bother our Eunie so much? She didn’t die at the hands of a Moebius (which is what that glowing claw is attached to), so why did this scene plague her in her dreams?

Then Chapter 4 happened, and oh boy does this scene hit differently! Again, more on that later, but let’s just say that there’s something going on with Eunie that I can’t explain without spoiling Chapter 4.

…Let’s just move on from that thought and distract ourselves with this cute image of Mio sleeping with Riku and Manana.

Something tells me that this chapter and the beginning of Chapter 4 will be the last time I’ll ever see a wholesome image like this one or the next one, which is a screenshot of Taion and Lanz conversing with one another.

Look everyone, they’re getting along! …Sort of!

I mainly took this next screenshot because I couldn’t help but laugh at the way Noah was standing in this shot.

What is this stance Noah? Huh? Why are you standing like that?

These next few screenshots are in my opinion some of the most interesting moments in this chapter. This screenshot shows a photo Numie gave to Taion.

Now I could be misremembering this location, but the setting shown in this photo looks suspiciously like Uraya (I think it was the hole at the top of the photo that convinced me of this). Could this be a photo of Uraya right before Alrest collided with the world of Xenoblade 1?

Another thing I noticed later on in the chapter: Isurd’s eyes are dull when he’s under the control of Consul J.

But when he’s not under the control of J, his eyes are bright again.

I can’t confirm if this phenomenon can be seen in Ethel’s eyes or in the eyes of any other major commander in the game (I’d have to go and rewatch some of the cutscenes in Chapter 2 to confirm this for Ethel), but if this is not exclusive to Isurd, then I might want to start looking out for people with dull-looking eyes (thought the glowing red eye should be enough to convince me that someone is about to try and kill Noah and the others). If someone’s eyes are dull, then there’s a 99% chance that they are a threat.

Speaking of Isurd, I don’t have anymore screenshots of him, but I do have some screenshots of the battle between him and Noah’s group. First is this one, which was once again another attempt by me to capture a screenshot of a scene we saw in one of the trailers for the game prior to its release.

And then… IT WAS OUROBOROS TIME ONCE AGAIN! First up is the Taion-dominant Ouroboros.

Then the Sena-dominant Ouroboros.

Then finally, the Mio-dominant Ouroboros.

I took this next screenshot just so I could make a joke.

Ouroboros used Continental Crush!

It’s super effective!

And now… NOW… here’s where Chapter 3 pissed me off the most.

CONSUL. J. A.K.A… JORAN

YEEEEEEP, this PIECE of fucking SHIT!

Listen, I liked Joran during the first three chapters of the game. He was a scary-cat, but when push came to shove, he was more than capable of helping his friends get out of near-defeat/near-death experiences. It was that characteristic that costed him his life… or so we thought.

It turns out, he died and got reborn as a Consul member, and he became a power-hungry, back-stabbing scumbag of a human! He straight up STABBED THREE AGNUS SOLDIERS IN THE BACK, then turned them into mud puppets and left them for dead! And during that whole process, he was smiling the same he did in the above screenshot!

He technically turned Isurd into a mud puppet too, but unlike the three Agnia soldiers I mentioned, he actually survived the encounter.

And then the battle started… and it took me THREE TRIES to beat this fucker, because he kept Dazing my god damn Healers and incapacitated them before they could get up! It got so bad that I went to a Rest Spot and leveled my self up from level 29 to 31, and he STILL came close to beating my ass for a fourth time! All the while he was laughing like the sentient pond scum that he is.

FUCK THIS FIGHT, AND FUCK JORAN TOO

…Whew, I’ve been wanting to get that last bit off my chest for a few days now. Now that I’m done with my rant, here are three final screenshots. First is of Taion after Isurd requested him to bury Numie’s clock under a Saffronia tree…

..And two of Noah and Mio sending off all of the Agnian soldiers who died in the battle against Commander Isurd/Consul J, with Eunie and Taion discussing the reason why Noah and Mio felt the need to send them off when they (and the rest of the party for that matter) weren’t fully responsible for their deaths.

And that’s Chapter 3.

Don’t be surprised if it takes me a bit to talk about Chapter 4. Not only am I still processing everything that happened in that Chapter, but there’s also Chapter 5, which I am terrified of playing through because it’s caused so many Xenoblade fans emotional anguish.

[fleurlibelle]

Hey lovely! Idk if you're wcif friendly, but if so, can you tell me where the dance poses are from? I might need to use them on some unsuspecting Sims 👀 😂🤣

Huhu, darling! Yeeeeeep I am WCIF-friendly. My first WCIF-Request woohoo... 😂 They are hot, right? Can’t wait to see them in action with some of your unsuspecting Sims. 🤣 🤣 🤣 I used a bunch 😏 but I think I know the ones you want to know. So check these bad boys here.

[Adfly-Warning  for 1-3]  1. boop  |2. boop | 3. boop  | 4. boop | 5. boop | 6. boop

👀 Lookin’ forward to see that in your story 🤭

[cryptidsim]

All for my boy Milooo

MILO -! (here we gOOOOOOO.)

1: When did you lose your virginity?
- A little embarrassing but uh… Last year? With Lucy? Yikes. 

2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- It definitely depends on with who! But I like it in the middle. I lean a little more towards soft with Lu and a little more towards rough with… People. 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- Not that I know of? I mean the usual kink stuff that people like. Nothing too out there!

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- A bathroom... like a public PUBLIC bathroom.

5: Favourite sex position?
- I don't?? Really have one nor do I know any off the top of my head. I just go with it. I guess if I had to say anything it would be when Lu is on top and I can just… Look at her. 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- I'm a switch!

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- Guhhhh. Yeah. Bad time for me. 

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- Beds are comfortable, couches are too small, and floors are… floors. 

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- Yeeeeeah. Heh. 

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- NO THANK GOD! I’d die. Rip me. 

11: What does your favourite underwear look like?
- Uhhh. I don't really have any? I mean I have some that have a cat tail on the back. Dems is cute. 

12: How often do you have sex?
- Do people keep count of these things? Maybe like. Four times a week?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- Yeeeeeeah. 

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?-Giving is nice! Partners happy I'm happy. 


15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
- Once I threw up on this guy while going down on him… Ugh.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
- Probably hatef-ck by the bravery?? I think that's what it is. 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
- God I don't knowww. Something nice. Maybe not a lot of words. 

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?- Sure!


19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
- Shower? Bath sounds so… Messy. Too much clean up.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
- I mean, Lucy. But yanno. We’ve discussed it being open once or twice. 

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- Have not but would be down!

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- I have with Lu once or twice. 

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
- Yeeeeeep.  

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
- I do!

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
- Nothing really. Lay there and talk.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- Lu talking in that voice she does… I get shivers!

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- Late night!

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- Her legs. Damn. 

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
- Hands. Haaaaands.

30: Do you watch porn?- Not much anymore.