#yeah this falls under that category lol

[omegalerc]

I would love to hear about your official omegaverse chart for the drivers 😭 that shit would make my day LOL

okay everybody welcome to the Official Formula One Omegaverse Assignment Chart, aka OF1OAC. everything here is 100% factual and correct, so don’t bother arguing with me.

To begin let’s get the most obvious answers out of the way,

CHARLES LECLERC: OMEGA

the most omega to ever omega in the history of f1.. let’s be fr it’s a miracle he is not pregnant and bred every season

MAX VERSTAPPEN: ALPHA

the most dominant one on the track as well.

when i post about these two together being the biggest examples of a tradvisionist omegaverse society im being deathly serious. they would be on the propaganda posters promoting society to return to traditional Alpha/Omega relationships.

Onto the rest of the grid,

Oscar Piastri- Alpha with Beta and Omega tendencies

Carlos Sainz- ALPHA. With a clear emphasis on the period and capitalization

Lando Norris- Omega.. yeah.

Lewis Hamilton- Prime Alpha okay… he wrote the scriptures that were taught to max

George Russell- Beta and honestly he’s not happy about it

Pierre Gasly- Beta who thinks he’s an Alpha

Liam Lawson- Repressed Alpha

Yuki Tsunoda- Beta with Alpha tendencies, that everybody thinks is an Omega at first glance

Oliver Bearman- Baby Alpha. Like it’s sooo clear

Alexander Albon- Beta of the most neutral kind

Kimi Antonelli- Omega with Alpha tendencies

Lance Stroll- honestly im so tempted to say omega bc i think he deserves that kind of humbling, but i think he falls under the category of Beta who thinks he’s Alphaism..

Esteban Ocon- Alpha tbh. and the chill humble kind too

Nico Hulkenberg- Alpha. not much to say there ..

Jack Doohan- Alpha again. (remember f1 is heavily alpha dominated, don’t shoot the messenger)

Fernando Alonso- old man OMEGA !!! can u tell i just learned about the webbonso scriptures a few days ago .. which speaking of mark: Alpha

Isack Hadjar- Beta with heavy Omega tendencies. i saw his fanboying activities..

And last of the drivers on the grid, Gabriel Bortoleto. who i don’t know much about unfortunately to accurately classify his assignment. But the vibes are giving BETA!

A few honorable mentions:

Daniel Riccardo: FailAlpha but in a good way!!

Checo Perez- FailBeta with submissive tendencies

Franco Colapinto- a special breed of Alpha where he’s a gigantic slut, dangerous stuff

Nico Rosberg- Omega :(

Sebastian Vettel- Alpha but with secret evil Omega tendencies

Michael Schumacher- Idek how it happened y’all but this man developed babygirl status for me .. this is a clear Omega with Alpha tendencies

[octoberautumnbox]

Discordant Waltz: Friday

Oh Sieun ICE Oh Rosi (Former IZ*ONE/Soloist Jo Yuri) & Male Reader

Categories/warnings: smut, anal, uniform, clothed sex, rough anal, uhh anal, loud sex, fuck buddy, fwb, ANAL

Word count: 1.9k

| Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 (coming soon) |

a/n: Based very loosely on Friday by IU actually, but like in a really really perverted way. Also based on Hang On by Jo Yuri babygurl lol. I hope the emotions I want to portray come across well lmao

Your phone buzzed as you set it at 0% volume. The sparkly bits of the curb shone the orange sunlight into your eyes. Worried about Sieun, you resolved to be a bit early for your regular Friday "date" with her, but the loud angry voices and clanging sounds coming from within her house gave you the impression that she was… busy. At this rate, the six-pack of beer you brought for the two of you would be warm before you even see her.

You leaned back onto the side of her house, waiting for the noises to stop, fiddling with your phone, picking at the gravel beneath your shoes. It was a good spot, the one you’re sitting at, just out of view from the front door in case anyone leaves. You’re not here to intrude, just worried about your… friend. Yeah, just a friend.

Friends look out for each other, after all. They’re supposed to offer support in the times and ways their friends need them to. That’s all you’re doing, just offering support to your friend. Your friend who invites you over to her house to fuck on a weekly basis. Your friend who recently came her brains out in a school restroom with you. Your friend whose visuals while sucking your cock are burned into your mind and easily accessible whenever you need a quick release. 

A voice rings loud from near their front door. You try to hide yourself more, but with such an open space, there’s not much to do. You’re sure you hear Sieun yelling, followed by a loud slam of a door and trudging steps leading away from the house. 

You place your phone in your backpack and, once the coast is clear, you walk up quietly, respectfully, to the poor front door. Before your knuckles come into contact with the wood, the door swings open to reveal your friend, teary-eyed and distraught.

“Look, I– I’m fine,” she says between sobs and ragged breaths. She keeps her eyes shut and covered with her hands as she tries her best not to ruin her makeup. “There’s no reason to…”

You cut her off then and there; whatever’s bothering her can wait. The door shuts and she suddenly finds her back is shoved up against the wall and your hands on her shoulders. Your sudden attack catches her off guard, but your friend is more than willing to let your tongue into her mouth like she always does. She moans a little moan as you lick her tongue back, and she places her hands on each of your cheeks to keep you in place. 

Pull away and give her some breathing room. Notice her unsteady breathing, her tears running down her cheeks. “I brought beer,” you mention casually as if you didn’t just take her breath away, “might be warm by now. Let’s drink it after.”

“I-” is all she can say before you come in for another torrid kiss. Despite a bit more hesitance from her, she welcomes your tongue back in her mouth and tries to match your energy. Run your hands down the sides of her uniform and reach the hem of her skirt. Without breaking the kiss, you open your eyes and find hers closed, with a tear forming and falling down her cheek. She must be really upset. 

Thinking she must really need this, you choose not to waste any more time and grab your friend's ass through her panties under her skirt. She lets out an “ah~” when she feels you kneading the flesh of her butt and melts back into your kiss deeply. You pick her up by her behind, and her legs wrap around your waist as she gets lifted up off the ground. 

You’ve done this a million times by now; you know the way from the front door to her bedroom like the back of your hand. You know it so well that it was no issue at all to carry her there without breaking the kiss. Throw her onto the mattress, forcing her bedframe to groan and creak like you’ve heard countless nights before. She looks at you expectantly, maybe a bit scared, definitely like she forgot about what was on her mind earlier. Now you’ve got her. 

Your shirt leaves your body and you join her in bed, taking your royal place beside her. She captures your lips with hers again, but surprisingly just after a few seconds she pulls you down to her neck. 

Thinking nothing of the new "interests" she now has, you attack her neck, gently biting and licking at her skin and causing her to groan at the feeling of you ravaging previously untouched territory. You enjoy how she feels against your lips and the sweet smell of her long hair that you’ve never been allowed to sniff before. 

She brings your hand over to her thighs, and you graciously start squeezing them and feeling her soft and smooth skin. You found it weird she hasn't asked for your dick yet, but you gather she's still shaken from her earlier fight with whoever that was. Give her time to settle, but also give her the love she needs.

Feeling her thighs warming up, you inch your hand closer to her waiting core. Her legs part and allow access, and you find a large wet spot right over her sex. Pull aside the thin fabric and trace circles around her nub, bite and pull at the skin of her neck. She grows wetter by the second, and moans spill out of her mouth faster than you can rub her off. 

"No marks, please…" she whimpers, obviously flustered but not yet fully needy: just a bit more. 

You respond with another kiss and an attempt to insert two fingers into her leaking pussy, but she pushes your hand away.

“In my ass…” She whispers quietly to you, as if ashamed of wanting it. Your friend shifts to lie on her side and face away from you, presenting you with her pink, virgin asshole. 

Never minding her choices for today, you reach for a condom and the unopened bottle of lube in her nightstand. You strip yourself of your pants and put the rubber on by yourself. You slather lube first on your erect cock, and put some on your fingers before sliding one of them into your friend's butt. 

"Oh oppa, that's good…" she moans as you invade deeper and deeper into her ass. You try finding her good spots inside her tight asshole, but resolve to just get it over with and fuck her as quick as you can. Forget about how she isn’t as chatty as she typically is, forget how oppa is a nickname you’ve never heard from her before. Just forget, and make sure she remembers this, you, instead.

Steady her with a hand on her hip, grip the side of her uniform, line up your rock-hard cock with her waiting hole. Fighting back your lust for the gorgeous woman in bed with you, you give her a taste by inserting your head slowly into her. She sucks in air between her teeth and hisses her pleasure quietly. 

"Mmm…" she tries to contain a loud moan you're sure she wouldn't have been able to hold back if you fucked her as hard as you usually do. Go easy, she needs to relax today. 

You push your cock deeper and deeper into her despite her weak protests. She tries fighting, whispering "not too deep, please," and taking your hand from her hip to grip it hard between hers. You find it increasingly difficult to keep from plowing her as hard as you can, and the way her tight asshole stretches to take you isn't doing you any favors.

A sense of confusion creeps into your mind: you know she takes rougher than this from you all the time, but she seems to genuinely be hurting now. On the other hand, if she's hurting then she would just say your safe word and get herself some breathing room. You soldier on (you know how sick she is in the head), but take extra care not to hurt your friend too bad.

Soon after, your continued thrusts start earning her sweet moans instead. She acclimates to your cock rubbing against the insides of her ass and even starts meeting your thrusts into her. Feel her plump ass on your pelvis, admire how your friend’s skin is smooth against yours. Pull her close, never mind the wrinkles that form on the formerly clean-pressed white blazer she has on. 

There’s no reason to muffle her this time, she can be as loud as she likes. She can bite and kick and scream for all you care, all you need is her to feel as good as she always does on Friday nights. 

“I-I’m close…” Relish in how pliant, how willing, how submissive she is for you. How she takes you so obediently despite her pain like she knows you own her. Her eagerness and the way her insides squeeze your cock so lovingly drive you crazy. As much as you want this night to last forever, you know it’s about to end. 

Fuck her faster. Make sure she feels every vein on your cock, make her yours as her throat sores with her groans.

Pound her harder. She’s pulling at her bedsheets, voice quaking, straining to keep her sanity. Her asshole clenches around you, trying to keep you all for herself.

With a final deep thrust, your orgasm hits you like a bolt of lightning. Bury your thick cock as deep as humanly possible into the woman of your dreams. Your dick twitches and sends waves of pleasure up her spine as her voice strains for higher and higher notes to match her ecstasy. 

At the same time, she's forced over the edge of her sanity and falls into a purgatory of mind-numbing pleasure. She lets out stream after stream of her cum onto the sheets and mattress. Her bite marks imprint on the pillow case, as does whatever ruined makeup she was wearing. 

You both come down from your highs, and you spend a minute, at most two, cuddling her. Finally, expending your energy to peek at whether she's still alert and aware, you get up and lean on your elbow only to find her eyes lazily half-shut, her breathing deep and slow, and her tongue out and resting on the pillow too. 

Remind yourself: this is your friend. This isn't the woman of your dreams; it can't be. Why would you even think otherwise? What else could there be between the two of you? Nothing at all, just friends.

You make sure she's comfortable in bed, drape a blanket over her, and leave her bedroom. On your way out, you place the six-pack of beer into the fridge. 

The walk back home is quiet and somber, like a shower of rain hanging in the sky that’s too stubborn to fall. Must be the post-nut clarity, but you start to wonder: why was Sieun so submissive this time? Why was she letting you kiss her neck, fuck her ass? And what the hell was that uniform?

You vaguely notice your phone vibrate at the bottom of your backpack. You reach in and fish it out, absent-mindedly unlocking it and reading your notifications.

Twenty-seven missed calls.

~~~

| Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 (coming soon) |

a/n: and there you have it! if im being totally honest this was really awkward to write but i hope the anal part earns me a little bit of exp for the next time i write it. btw the emotions i wanted to portray were awkward and weird and conflicted lol. as always feedback is always welcome and i look forward your asks and dms all the time :)))) 

[halcantdothat]

THE THREAD I HAVE BEEN PROCRASTINATING ON FOR A WHILE!!!

murderface’s autistic traits

because i see a lot of people talking about toki, skwisgaar, and nate’s autistic traits but never murderface.,,,

under the cut

one of the more obvious traits is his interest in war history and macabre things, which definitely seems like a special interest. it takes up his WHOLE ROOM, and the only time we see him taking a vacation is for a war reinactment. it is basically the only thing we see him have any interest in outside of dethklok and other music endeavors (which he does not seem to be that interested in even) he is genuinely PASSIONATE for history.

his gullibility is definitely overplayed for jokes but to me it reads as an extremely obvious autistic trait. for example , the firecracker scene. that scene just screams autistic to me. the way he just never realizes that he should STOP trusting them and keeps on bending down? yeah.

one of the less obvious things that I notice is his pickiness with foods. also a joke and definitely tied to extreme internalized homophobia, but it just seems like something that most neurotypical people would not go to the lengths to defend. yes I know that he does eat a hot dog in doublebookedklok but who says autism people cannot be hypocrites, I know I am lol. also just a headcanon of mine that he is sensitive to foods and sticks to foods he is comfortable with + knows well, seems to be pretty canon compliant too.

something i notice is how he does seem to understand some social norms, but not fully. and even the ones he does understand, he does not care to follow. for me as an autistic person that is something I heavily relate to. It is hard to follow the social norms you do understand when you have no reason to, and you have never had them explained to you. murderface was just treated as a problem kid his entire life so of course he just sticks with it instead of trying to work on his attitude.

kind of reaching but autistic people are more likely to experience depression and other mental illnesses, something that murderface definitely deals with. he also shows symptoms in less typical was, tied in with his anger issues. i think his anger issues could also be compared to how he was never taught to deal with his emotions, and also combine with autistic meltdowns of the sort. basically all of his issues just are worsened by his autistic traits.

SPELLING!!! i know this is just something that shows he is uneducated, which makes sense as he (in the shoe, NOT the comics) grew up in the south (probably in poverty) and never cared for school, but it also could have been heightened by his trouble learning new concepts. he very easily could have been pushed away by the fact that no one understood how to be patient with him and teach him in a way he understood, an experience lots of autistic people face.

the way murderface talks to people, he rarely knows how to act when he is not complaining or insulting people, which definitely ties into the lack of social skills. he also seems to not be able to tell when people are joking, or read emotional subtleties.

with how he tries to be a “gentleman” around ladies, it definitely shows how he does not know how to act outside of stereotypes and what he has been taught, almost like he is following a script.

HYGIENE. a big thing for autistic people. i know some people who are extreme near freaks and very very cautious with hygiene, as for me and others,,, not caring at all. i think it is obvious murderface falls into the second category, he does not CARE about hygiene and frankly, does not want to. we seen him showering in one scene so I think he is capable of doing self-care oriented things, but maybe it is hard for him to start, or he is uncomfortable with it in most occasions.

we???? Have never seen him wear pants? Like never. Even when wearing suits he has never worn pants. Definitely a sensory thing and NOT NORMAL?? just something subtle but texture in clothing is definitely a big thing with sensory issues.

headcanons

ahem ahem,,, we never see him in any shoes with shoelaces so I like to headcanon that he either never learned how to tie his shoes, or if he did, he is very bad at it and it takes him a while, so he is embarrassed to tie his shoes in front of anyone.

i also like to think he makes a lot of references to old TV shows (see my murderface agere post) and got a lot of his ideas of what “masculinity” is from those. i assume he shaped his worldview around fiction and what he learned from history, which resulted in a really warped perspective.

that is all for now!! i will probably add onto this later!! ^_^ byebye!

[themeraldee]

I feel like Homelander would be really confused with a partner who has chronic pain, like he just genuinely doesn't understand at first. Him and his partner go around in circles until his partner finally manages to explain to him in a way he gets that yes they are on a scale of 1-10 at 5-6 daily and they only worry when it spikes to 9-10 pain. That yes this is constant. Inspired by me and my chronic pain, idk I just feel like it'd be hard to explain to Homie that when I sit wrong I can feel my entire spine, that my hips are constantly uncomfortable, and if I step wrong my leg will give out. The only thing I wouldn't have to explain is how bad my joints are because he'd hear them cracking and popping *every time* I move lol

I think the confusion would be right on. You've got someone who understands that pain under intense circumstances is a thing (from his childhood at least) but what he doesn't get is that other pain that doesn't really fall into the category of burning alive.

I feel like he can be pretty childish with stuff like this. Brushing things off because well you're obviously not hurt or bleeding or cut. So what the fuck could be wrong with you?

You're getting daily x-rays and Homelander gets all the Vought medical staff to invent miracle cures and whatnot. As soon as his access to your love and affection is restricted due to pain, he's gotta do something about it. And yeah he's greedy and selfish but even he has limits, okay, he's not gonna force you to do things he wants when you're in too much pain.

Either he will find a miracle cure or die trying full of frustration.

But I also see him just abusing his powers. Lifting, carrying & flying you 2 steps over because he doesn't want you to be in pain. Oh no, suddenly you're pressed into him, having to hug his body close for support. How awful. Well just hold on, you might as well let him carry you over to wherever you need to go!

While he would pout and find it a little annoying (bcs he is an asshole after all 🫶) I imagine he'd be quite the mother hen.

"Straighten up, you look like a shrimp. You'll feel like one soon." He's adjusting your posture all day long!

Or he'd make shitty snarky remarks. "Alright, I got it now." "Got what?" "Your superhero name, you silly! It's Bubble Wrap. Listening to you pop pop pop all day long." Before you move he goes. "Oop, there goes another one. Loud fucker too."

[dingodad]

On the one hand, I do think there are some things we know pretty definitively about Lords and Muses. Lords are an "active" class, while Muses are a "passive" class. What that means is itself murky as shit, because not even the examples of characters we get slotted into those categories act perfectly like one or the other, so that's part of the other hand that just says you're totally right. I also think it's noteworthy how Caliborn talks about his class, which doubles a bit as his narrative role. If I recall his monologues correctly, he's under the impression that being a Lord means his will is just sort of imprinted onto reality, and that wanting something to happen badly enough will make the gears spin into motion. Which seems both active in the sense that he needs to specifically want something, and passive in that it doesn't necessarily require his direct input beyond that. So another bit of twisting and turning that frankly reinforces your perspective. I'm not sure what my point is here, but I thought it was worth noting.

uu: AS A LORD OF TIME. I THINK I'M GOING TO MASTER TIME. NOT WITH MY BRAIN. WHICH WOULD BE TOO HARD. BUT WITH MY INSTINCTS. uu: I THINK TO MYSELF. WHY SHOULDN'T I BE THE ONE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN? IF IT'S GOING TO ANYWAY. uu: I THINK PART OF MY PERSONAL QUEST. IS TO BECOME AT EASE WITH THE FORCES OF INEVITABILITY. uu: INEVITABILITY THAT ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL FALL IN MY FAVOR. THAT ALL CAUSALITY ANSWERS TO ME. AND THAT ALL OUTCOMES NOT ONLY SERVE ME. BUT CONSIST OF MY BEING. uu: SO I FEEL THAT. THE MORE I GROW IN POWER. uu: THE MORE STUFF IT SHOULD TURN OUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR. uu: UP TO AND INCLUDING. EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENS. uu: EVEN IF IT HAS TO BE. uu: RETROACTIVELY.

taken completely at face value yeah, Caliborn seems to think that reality will just passively warp itself around his whim. but reading between the lines this is alluding to exactly the kind of thing i've been talking about for the last few posts: Caliborn "retroactively" makes himself responsible for everything that ever happens by... travelling back in time and brute forcing himself into past events! causality doesn't answer to him because he's a special chosen boy, it answers to him because he actively subjugates it into doing so.

which i think is really just the distilled essence of what we're told an 'active class' is. because, like, duh, of course his "will is imprinted onto reality" - that's what magic is, LOL, every class imprints their will onto reality in some way!! it's like the exact same argument i bring up whenever someone tries to describe some class (usually the knight) as 'using their aspect'... EVERY CLASS USES THEIR ASPECT... THAT'S WHAT A CLASS IS FOR...

so yeah you are right we do "definitively" know one thing about the lord class. it's just that that thing is so intentionally vague that it's literally a fucking joke. LOL

[olderthannetfic]

I'm fucking howling. You see (of course you do, this blog had this conversation days ago) how some people over fandom say they, not exactly hate, more like "do not prefer" even if the reasons for "not prefering" are weak as fuck, first person narration. Well, (general) you just need to go to booktok and see how many people "cannot read" books in third person because Potato. It's just so fucking funny. The person (because there's a person wating to be attached to the most laughable thing, they need to) who made the TikTok made an exaggerated face like they don't understand the POV and close the book looking utterly disappointed, completing the acting with a smack in the forehead. But the comments are the best of the best because there's only like a whole of three users saying "third person is the worst" and the others are like "you can't be serious, right".

But the comments that got me thinking were two:

"I really can't understand 3rd person books 😭 I feel lost and confused from the beginning to the end" How? How is third person more "confusing"? Some people said that was a "English not being my first language" but, um... No, I don't think so. Like, my ass is ESL. Unless your school and-or your self-learning had been horrendously bad with the structure of how to learn the English language, this doesn't make sense. (Also, I bet in many schools you have to read third person in many texts when you're learning your own language.) The issue seems to be other one completely.

"If it's not in first person, I can't connect with the character 😭." Aha! Now this is a skill issue, lol. Like, TV shows and movies are not in "first person" either and people still connect with the characters just fine? For what I have seen, is not that these people "can't connect" with the character, is because they can't project into the character. The main protag is not a character, is supposed to be you, and in third person you can't do it, supposedly. The protag is no longer, well, a tool to move the story foward, is you. And if it's in third person then isn't you anymore. Which, yeah, I fall this under the "skill issue" category.

TBH seeing this was truly fascinating after so many "I can't stand first person in fanfic!", kinda refreshing.

--

[froppyarts07]

I present my fursona and her gf, Sierra!

Frey is a hyena/frog hybrid

She’s both a writer and comedian. Her books usually fall under the category with horror comedies (basically if comedians and edgar allen poe and a lesbian did the fusion dance, that’s her writing). She has froggy eyes, long tongue, and her paws are webbed which are her froggy traits while everything else is hyena. Her favorite foods are noodles and barbecue ribs. Her fashion is basically a combo of streetwear and academia. Her personality is pretty chill. She’s blunt too, very much like me lol I can be honest asf. She also could be a listener and would crack a joke or two to lighten up a mood. She’s an ambivert, she doesn’t rlly mind being around like in a crowd n’ such but she would rather spend time with a few peeps especially having alone time with her girlfriend, Sierra. Oh yeah, I gave her a girlfriend, so she won’t suffer like me with being single atm. Frey 100% loves Sierra, but not in a way she’s clingy n’ shit nah she’s not like that. Frey does tend to be a workaholic especially with when she’s writing a novel, but she isn’t an ass about it 24/7 (I would say 25% of the time). Frey is also 5’8” and American

Once again, Sierra is a spotted seal who’s an olympic swimmer. She’s very much sweet, but she can also be a fiery rascal and very competitive. Sierra is actually an immigrant from Iceland to America when she was a little pup. She loves to swim and it has always been her dream to be at the olympics. Her training schedule isn’t really as rigorous than what people might think. Sierra’s favorite foods are mashed potatoes and shrimp. Her height is 5’3” and she’s a morning person compared to Frey. She is pretty affectionate to close friends and Frey, her gf. Both Sierra and Frey have been dating for around 9 years and they both live in Austin, Texas together, but Sierra’s parents reside in Montana while Frey’s family resides in California.

I rlly hope you enjoyed these ocs!!

[kurishiri]

spoilers for alfons route under the cut

thank you for the ask, anon!

Anonymous said:

Hiii, i wanted ask something regarding the ask about Alfons being "kissed" by others in the epilogue. When i first read it, it seemed to me like he was trying to make Kate feel better in his own way by spouting some lie like this to me? And doesn't him continuing his nightly escapades mean showing people who need them illusions instead of being sexual with them? I can't say that i'm an expert on him but characters like alfons usually become pretty jealous and possessive after they come to accept the love they starved for( there was an event where him kate and roger went to drinking and he shows this side of his openly i think) and to me Alfons doesn't seem like he would hold a double standard for his own "entertainment". Now i'm not saying it wouldn't happen but even if it did, i think it's in the instance where his former "playmates" throw themselves at him before he has a chance to react. Or i'm totally deluding myself lol but that was what came to my mind and i just wanted to share it.

One thing about Alfons is he's not gonna speak directly and twist words until they have the meaning he wants to deliver so i try reading into it rather than accept his words at face value. Sorry this got so long!

hii anon! first of all, sorry for the late reply!

first things first, i want to clarify that (according to al) it wasn’t that he was kissed by others, but rather he himself initiated the kiss. that may change the context then /nm that said, you’re right, he could be lying. he’s been suspected of lying multiple times — we really don’t know and it would be up to your interpretation. al promised not to have sex with others, yes, but well, kissing is sort of a separate thing from sex. the act of kissing (or sex) in and of itself was like a type of escape that al could give his “friends” anyway. it wasn’t an act of emotional intimacy, it was a means to provide a physical pleasure. he could give a kiss to all the women in the world, but the only one who he could give a “true love’s kiss” to is kate. it definitely does feel a bit more wishy washy in his case, haha. but he could be giving illusions, or he could be with his “friends” — they seem to fall under the same category.

that said, yeah, i do think he does get jealous pretty easily. and i also think it’s not necessarily out of his character to purposely try and make kate jealous as a way to make her keep thinking about him. i think it’s interesting to think abt al and double standards if i’m understanding right too — in fact, i think “double standards”…or maybe hypocrisy? english is hard lmao but anyway. i think it’s actually a sort of flaw of his in a way. for example, he wanted kate to keep thinking abt him and so he got really close to her, but when she actually did get close to him like he wanted her to, he pushes her away. or even how he “hated on roger” (which we all know that’s half bogus) because roger hid things from kate — as if he hadn’t done the same low key bfhkshfhsgds elbie sort of words this clearly in the past records featuring him and al, but perhaps bc elbie phrases this feature of al’s as though it’s an endearing feature of his (which ig it can be, yk, i think everything is up to interpretation. it’s similar to how jude gets easily irritated but it can be seen as endearing too bc “aww hes such a tsundere” mindset), we as readers may also think the same.

and fs! al’s words definitely are not and should not be meant to be taken at face value. its for this reason i do recommend his side stories; his thoughts are honest. and i mean, just look at alfons and roger. for all the hating alfons does on roger he went as far as to give an illusion to roger to make him forget abt al when he disappeared to confront the purification club. and as we know, he gave an illusion so that no one would have to be in pain or grieve for him when he died. to him, it was an act of kindness — one that he had given to roger as well. if he really hated roger, would he have gone so far? yes, al doesn’t think 100% positively of roger, but i don’t think he could ever dislike him fully either, especially when he can’t help but associate a couple positive memories with him.

[rizzyu]

▵▿— Hard Work Pays Off

Pairing: Satoru Gojo x gn! reader

Category: fluff

Warning: none

Summary: Satoru finally got time to relax with you after coming back from a 4-week-long mission

A/N: have been obsessing over this boi lately. Eyy no you do that too yea i see you

How long has it been?

Your husband took on an important interstate mission from the higher ups a month ago, and you hadn’t seen him since he left for that mission. He did text you between the 1-minute breaks he had. But later on he became so busy that he barely had the time to text you anymore, to the point where you started the get worried. Worried that he didn’t even let himself rest, or maybe something worse happened.

As you sat on the couch in your and Satoru’s shared home, your mind began to wander off again. Recently you were stuck in this cycle where every time you returned home from your missions for the day, you would helplessly think of nothing but Satoru. Guess this was just how much you missed him.

Your thoughts were cut short when you heard the doorbell ring. When you cautiously opened the door you a tall figure before you who was none other than Satoru himself. With a tired yet joyous smile on his face, he showed you a bag of your favourite dessert he bought just before returning home. “Darling I’m home.” Without another word, you wrapped your arms around his torso, nuzzling your face into his chest. “Welcome home, ‘Toru” Your voice starting to break. “You were gone for so long, I was starting to get worried.” “M’sorry, the higher ups are really working me to the bone, y’know?” Satoru snaked his arms around your waist to pull you close. “But I’m home now… we can finally relax together…”

Next thing you knew was Satoru’s long ass body fell limp onto you. You hastily tried to support his sudden weight by adjusting your arms, careful not to completely drop the man onto the floor. “’Toru?” Satoru nuzzled his face in the crook of your neck.

“’M so tired…” His voice was muffled.

“’Toru stand up straight, I ain’t carrying you.”

“But I’m so sleeepppyyy…”

You sighed in defeat as you mustered up enough of your remaining strength to give the man a scuffed piggy pack. “You big baby…” You plopped him on the couch with a huff. You placed a little peck on his nose before heading to the kitchen to make him something to eat. You found some cake and instant ramen packets. As you were boiling the ramen, two arms snaked around your waist. Satoru pulled you close to him from behind and buried his face in your neck once again.

“’Toru I thought you wanted to sleep?”

“I can’t sleep without you acting as my pillow.”

“Satoru does this mean you haven’t slept at all during your mission?”

Satoru didn’t respond, only watched as you stopped stirring the boiling ramen and turned to make eye contact with him. “I was bweeesyyyy… (busy lol)” You brought a hand up you pat his head. You sighed “Take a quick shower and go to sleep after eating, ok? Can’t have you exhaust yourself under my watch.”

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You sat at the dining table with Satoru as you enjoyed your steaming hot ramen and cake. “Waaa this cake is still so gooood! It’s so sweet and fluffy! Wait, when did you get this??”

“Heh I got this specifically for you while you were still on your mission. I guess I’m just amazing when it comes to buying cakes.”

“And I have good taste in cakes right?”

“Yeah yeah whatever you say.”

“Tsk you’re so mean…”

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“Alright since you’re finished with your food, go take a shower. I’ll be waiting for you on bed.”

As Satoru showered, you couldn’t help but smile at the thought of Satoru acting like a little child after just arriving home. You knew Satoru barely had the time to actually enjoy the trip with so many tasks at hand, so it brought you joy to cheer Satoru up. You thoughts were cut short when Satoru stepped out of the bathroom, towel around his neck and damp bangs falling over his forehead. You’ve got to admit he looks so fucking captivating after shower. It honestly was taking you all your strength to not nosebleed. (I wrote this bc I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.)

“Hey you’re staring…”

You didn’t even notice yourself staring that Satoru until he told you. “WHAAT? No I’m not…” Satoru treaded over and got on bed with you. “Yea you were. Can’t resist my charm hmm?”

Smug bastard.

He crawled over you and caged you underneath him, watching as your cheeks and the tips of your ears immediately turned a pretty shade of pink. “Hey don’t you think this is the perfect time to make out?” “Satoru!” You turned your head to the side. “It’s late, plus you just got back from a mission. It’d be better if you rest now.” Satoru pouted at your response and gave you the most precious puppy eyes. You sighed. “How about tomorrow? If you sleep now, we can do whatever you want tomorrow.” Satoru perked up at your offer.

“Really? Anything I want?”

“Anything.”

With a cute little yay, Satoru laid beside you and pulled you close. You felt his soft lips capture yours. Satoru brought a hand up the cradle your face and tilted it to deepen the kiss. When you pulled away to catch your breath, he buried his head in your chest. “Then good night baby…” His voice gradually became softer and softer. “Satoru?” You tenderly called out his name before hearing little snores come from his plump lips. He was so tired he fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Cute. You placed a peck at the crown of his head and held his sleeping body close to you.

“You worked really hard didn’t you?” You softly chuckled “Good night to you too angle boy.”

[wakeywakeyjakey]

to batjokes or not to batjokes

so now that i'm on tumblr and interacting with the fandom i (a batjokes shipper) am seeing all the anti-batjokes shippers lol hey. one of the biggest arguments i'm seeing against batjokes is the whole he killed jason/paralyzed barbara/etc. and batman "wouldn't do that" because he's a "good person" and it "goes against his moral code" and like okay, i see where our wires might be getting crossed—

because you're operating under the belief that batman is a good person and i am not. personally i don't think that he can be a "good person" being batman and doing what he does but more than that—that's just not how goodness works. it's not like being a good person = you only do good things. good and evil are multi-dimensional and nuanced and complicated. it's not black and white, it's not just a theory or something that can be done "by the book" and as much as batman is a symbol, he's also a man.

i think we can objectively agree that from a moral standpoint, fucking the person that killed your son falls under the "bad" category. but thing is, batman goes to the extremes. this dude took the normal desire to do good in the world and became a vigilante who spends all day and all night on this crusade to do good. so yeah, i fully believe that when he leans into the "bad" category it is also just as extreme. like, batman does bad things too because we all do, that's literally what being human is. and y'all are trying to tell me that batman being evil is just... what? him getting a parking ticket? yelling at a waiter? no! good and evil balance out in the end (even sans joker/within ourselves) and if that's meant to foil all the good he does, it has to be pretty fucking awful.

and so that's also part of it—personally i think batjokes makes him a more compelling character. batman is already the only superhero i can stand because he's more morally ambiguous and less mary sue than the rest. and hey, if you like your heroes mary sue i can totally respect that bc i don't police what people enjoy in fiction. but batjokes gives us an entire realm of possibility beyond the traditional one-dimensional portrayal of good and evil. joker is a mirror because he puts batman's hypothetical goodness to the practical test. he doesn't just exist to show us what batman is not, but also what batman is.

what does it say about batman and his humanity if he loves joker and still chooses to be batman? what does it say about joker and his humanity if he is able to be the object of affection to someone who is as "good" as batman is?

personally, i really like the fics and portrayals that actually address what happened with jason or where the batfam find out. because then we get to see beyond what batman thinks about himself (which is often way too self-deprecating regardless) and can see how the world he's most aligned with sees him. then it's about how much humanity can be offered to a good person who does bad things (ha) and i've seen it go both directions. it's the answer to all the aforementioned hypothetical questions and it's so cool to see creators unpack the reality of human existence beyond the fantasy we’re provided.

batjokes takes batman out of this infallible narrative, this children's story about right and wrong, and brings it to a level we can understand by taking it somewhere we could not otherwise comprehend.

to me, that's what good fiction is. that's what make a good story.

the fact that i also get sexual gratification out of it as someone with pretty extreme kinks that are already overrepresented in canon is just icing on the cake.

[definitelynotshouting]

now that its been a while since you first came up with the list of what different emotions taste like to grian and you've been writing in hunger au for a while, do you have an updated list? like, is there any specific emotional nuances that have specific tastes to you, or do you just go based on vibe and whatever you need for what youre currently writing? (i mostly ask because i've been trying to figure out a taste for Relief, and the most i've been able to figure is some combination of happiness, anxiety, and maybe a bit of sadness, but those flavors dont exactly play nice together)

I sorta play between both vibes and what i think constitutes as the general categories of emotion!!!

A very long time ago i was introduced to this wheel, and found it super useful as a guide on helping group emotions together-- so whenever im coming up with a new taste, i try to stick to some core tastes that correspond with the 7 emotions defined at the center of the wheel, then introducing nuances that can adapt to the scene at large :]]

Emotions that fall into a happier range taste like sickly sweet burnt sugar, while anger is rich and gamey. Fear fizzles like pop rocks and tastes a bit coppery, often overlapping with anger, while sadness tastes like salt and acid. Surprise i think falls under spicy, disgust is more minty, and "bad" is a bit harder to define. I think bad either doesnt really taste (i cant imagine boredom tasting like Anything except maybe cardboard lol) or just happens to share overlap with anger, fear, and disgust

Aside from that tho yeah i do tend to go for vibes within them EKFHWKDJDK and i have in fact had to go back and be like "DID I ALREADY ESTABLISH THIS. OH MY GODS I GOTTA START TAKING MORE CONSISTENT NOTES" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 every day my long ass update schedule bites me

Anyway for relief specifically i think i would personally group that closer to happiness and surprise-- if i had to define it in a vacuum, id say it would taste somewhat like honey chipotle for Grian, a sweet-and-spicy mix. But honestly after a while the vibes do hold more sway than the consistency, and thats where all those mixed emotions come in too. Admittedly, them NOT playing well together is actually kinda on purpose-- i like the idea of this incredibly depressed bird having malignant synesthesia /silly

[starlit-harbor-citizens]

This is really just a personal ramble about my experience with plurality, and a positive experience with a friend of ours. There is a VERY brief mention of neglect, but it's not going into detail. There's also mentions of fakeclaiming and fakeclaimers, so take this as a warning!

Yesterday I actually had a really positive experience with a friend and talking about being plural? We both are plural in our own ways, and I won't go into the details of their plurality because that's just disrespectful and an invasion of their privacy.

However, I feel like they'd really like the pro Endo side of Tumblr, because a lot of what we talked about really was in support of non-traumagenic plurality. I remember a part of that conversation really consisted of us just saying "Who's to say that the human brain can't just do that in abnormal situations?"

Now, to further on what's meant by "abnormal situations", examples of that are, obviously, trauma, but also severe isolation. Hell, willing a system into existence could be considered abnormal. Obviously, there's 10 million things that could fit into that category of abnormal situations, but these three are just the examples I can think of off of my head.

It was just nice to know that someone we know outside of our psys also agrees that plurality is possible without trauma. We've had to deal with fakeclaimers, and associated ourselves at one point with said fakeclaimers (never again) because we just wanted a sense of community with plurality. Seeing harmful ideals like that really affected us, and we still struggle with the thought of "What if we are faking?" It's hard to deal with, and definitely a part of us that we're going to have to work on healing.

I've acknowledged that our system most likely doesn't fall under DID or OSDD standards. We didn't receive heavy formative childhood trauma, the most is a bit of neglect from our caretaker at the time from what our birth giver told us. It's taken me a while since syscovery to acknowledge that "yeah, no, your origins are in some way, non-traumagenic". That thought, when we were first discovering our system about a year ago and only knew about traumagenic plurality, meant that we were faking. We knew we weren't faking, as our experience was very real. It's taken us up until very recently to acknowledge that it's okay to not be fully traumagenic, and that we're not fully traumagenic.

We tried for a while to rationalize us being traumagenic, but that's really not the case. And, that's okay. I'm okay with that now. My conversation with that friend of ours brought up these feelings, in general. If anyone reads through this all the way, I appreciate you for reading my insane ramblings lol (/silly). But, seriously. It's okay to be non-traumagenic in origin. Plurality can just... Happen, willed in or not. Thanks for coming to my ted talk lol

-Ambrose

[project-sekai-facts]

I think Ena's hair still counts as brown, it just had a cool undertone. Hue alone doesn't determine what a colour is called and while her hair is a bit too unusual to call it natural in real world standards i think that colour still falls under the board category of brown, while being a shade of pink. Colour is too complex for its own good lol

Yeah ik it’s brown but the fact it’s made from pink annoys me as an artist.

[foreststarflaime]

All 50 “honest favorite character” prompts for Smaug

( @izunias-meme-hole )

1. Do you project onto this character?

More like the other way around lmao

2. Did you always like this character?

YES HE IS MY PRECIOUS

3. What first drew you to this character?

D R A G O N and also I love riddles

4. Did you initially dislike/hate this character?

I loved him instantly. Great villain counterpart for Bilbo, their interactions are so perfect

5. If this character were a woman, would you honestly still like them? Or in reverse, what if they were a man?

If they didn’t mess with his character/appearance the way they normally do in art I wouldn’t but I do not want to see the weird hourglass figure big lips and eyelashes thing they do to Girls tm in art to him. Let female dragons be cool and imposing. Like Zubeia from the Dragon Prince. If they did it like that nah he could still be cool as a woman dragon

6. Do you have any nicknames or pet names you use for this character?

Does it count if I had a crested gecko named Smaug once that I nicknamed Smecko (Smaug+gecko)

7. Does the character’s age matter to you?

In that he wouldn’t have the same imposing effect if he was just a tiny hatchling yeah but further than that not particularly

8. Does the character’s looks/design matter to you?

Yaya he looks so cooool classic dragon look and total banger. Both in what he looks like in the movie and in Tolkien’s own drawings of him. Although tbh I think I might like Tolkien’s drawings a little more, there’s something fairytale about them that is soooo good. But I also do love how you can see the fire moving up his throat in the movies

9. Does this character remind you of anyone you know? Does that affect how you see them?

No lmao

10. Do you see yourself in this character even without projecting?

Not besides a love of shiny rocks and riddles lol

11. How did you “fall in love” with this character?

I was very young and the Hobbit was an early introduction to all my favorite things (fantasy, dragons, swords). I was primed to unleash all my previously unused enthusiasm upon the first dragon in sight. And he is The dragon

12. If you could write effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what story (s) would you write for this character?

Ooo hmmm probably a Smaug pov of events, that would be fun

13. If you could draw effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what scene (s) would you draw for this character?

Him burning Bard to a tiny crisp 🥰 and/or him and Genesis having fun with arson together

14. Are you physically attracted to this character?

No lmao unless you mean aesthetically he is a very cool looking dragon

15. Are your thoughts surrounding this character usually sexual, non-sexual, or a mix of both?

Non

16. Have you ever cried when thinking about this character? Genuinely?

I don’t believe so

17. Have you ever felt physical pain over this character? (ex: physical heartache).

BARD WHY DID U KILL HIM :( not really lol

18. Do you prefer to see this character suffer or know peace? Angst or comfort? Both?

LET THE FOOLISH HUMANOIDS BASK IN HIS GRAND MAJESTY. ALL SHALL BURN BEFORE HIM and no pesky black arrows and pessimistic hater bowmen

19. Does this character serve as a stress ball/ security blanket for you? Something you run to after a bad day to feel safe or happier?

I have gone back to reading the Smaug chapter or watching the Smaug scenes before yeah and it is such an instant :D warm blanket

20. Do you feel affectionate towards this character?

THATS MY BOYYYYYY YIPPEE ARSON

21. Are your feelings about this character platonic, romantic, or familial? All of these feelings at once maybe?

He is my first dragon…that should be its own category

22. Do you think you will always love this character?

YES NOTHING COULD MAKE ME HATE YOU KING (UNDER THE MOUNTAIN)

23. Has this character permanently altered or impacted your psyche in a way you won’t forget?

D R A G O N S he incited my love of them. He was the catalyst

24. Do you ever dream about this character? If so, describe a dream you once had about them.

I’m sure I have but I can’t remember an instance rn

25. What kind of fan-fiction do you read about this character? If you don’t read fan-fics about them, why not?

I actually have not. I have no idea what I would find if I went looking

26. If you look for this character’s name on AO3, what tags are you including or excluding?

Anything nsfw I guess?

27. Do you like to ship this character with other characters or do you prefer not to?

Nah let him live his life in peace with only his beloved gold. Aroace icon tbh

28. Do you get defensive about this character? If yes, then why?

FUCK OFF BARD I WANTED MORE AND YOU ENDED IT >:( (lmao I know it had to happen but I beef with him on principle)

29. Do you affectionately bully this character?

Not really

30. Are you especially sensitive about this character?

Nah

31. Are you ashamed of liking this character?

NO HOW COULD I BE ASHAMED OF SMAUG THE CHIEF CALAMITY OF OUR AGE

32. If you could make this character a meal, what would you make them?

Roast bowman 🥰

33. Are you “blinded by love” for this character or do you accept any flaws they may have?

HE DID NOTHING WRONG DO YOU HEAR ME. AND EVEN IF HE DID HE LOOKED GOOD DOING IT

34. Does this character inspire you with little things in your daily life?

Maybe? Not that I can think of specifically atm?

35. Has this character ever prevented you from sleeping because you can’t stop thinking about them?

Oh I’m sure he did when I first saw Desolation in theaters, I get excited jitters after seeing movies I’m passionate about like that. And I’m counting all the times I’ve stayed up late reading the Hobbit

36. Do you feel a spiritual/soulmate connection with this character?

HE IS MY BOY HE WAS THE FIRST DOMINO IN MY DRAGON LOVING PATH. IT WAS MEANT TO BE

37. Is your love for this character a secret from people you know in real life?

Absolutely not lmao

38. Do you tend to joke more about dying or killing for this character? Both? What causes the distinction?

Killing. Bard

39. Do you feel lovesick over this character?

I don’t think so

40. Are you very empathetic towards this character? When they feel a certain way in the story, do you feel those emotions too?

It’s more of an I am pointing wildly screaming THATS MY SMAUG THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE at the screen/page situation

41. Do you prefer to interact with this character directly via self-insert/reader type content? Or do you enjoy seeing them mostly with other characters in the story and/or your OCs?

Uhh either way ig. But him and Bilbo interacting is probably my favorite

42. If you could, would you write this character a song or poem?

Sure why not

43. What type of weather makes you think of this character?

When it’s really windy and stormy-overcast but not raining. Just the ominous sense of encroaching doom and wonder

44. Which season makes you think of this character?

Winter bc desolation hehe

45. Do you feel as if you are intimately familiar with this character?

I have known him since kindergarten so I should hope so

46. How much do bad interpretations of this character upset you?

Idk what a bad interpretation would be exactly. I’m sure if I heard one I would loudly defend him. But mostly I do so jokingly lol

47. Does this character ever make you laugh sincerely?

He’s more of a jumping up and down excitedly situation than a laughing one. But if crazed giggling counts

48. What’s your favorite physical/design feature for this character?

He’s a classic red-and-gold fairytale dragon and it just hits so good. Classic trope for a reason. Also I love the mental image of his jewel-encrusted waistcoat

49. What’s your favorite personality trait in this character?

Mmmm I love his vanity ngl, he’s a little shit and I adore that. I think we should all speak in riddles about ourselves. Imposter syndrome would be cured instantly. That might just fix Genesis

50. Link your fav song, playlist, aesthetic board, fan-fiction, reference pile, personal artwork, analysis post, meme, headcanon, or quote for this character. Whichever one (s) you are most comfortable with!

Not gonna put a picture of it here bc I’m too lazy to go ask permission atm but I have a lovely painting of his eye in that close up shot from the end of Unexpected Journey where it opens that @/fridgefanatic did for me around the time it came out hanging in the corner of my room

[ryin-silverfish]

hi! not sure if you've answered this before but i went scouring through your blog and didn't find it. i want to ask is there a difference between 狐仙huxian, 狐妖huyao and 狐狸精hulijing (and any other variations i guess)?

my chinese isnt great so all i could find were vague answers by netizens that huxian are fox cultivators (good aligned), huyao are fox cultivators/foxes born with magic (evil aligned), and hulijing are Advanced Fox Cultivators (extra powerful and 9 tailed foxes would fall under this category).

but i don't really know how accurate this is lol. or are they just arbitrary terms for the same thing and different authors just have different preferences?

Yeah, Huyao/Hulijing are basically the same thing, without much moral connotations (aside from Hulijing also being a negative name for female homewreckers and seductresses, I guess). Huxian is more commonly used to refer to "Cultivator Foxes" and tied to worship of foxes in folk religion.

However, in northern China, most powerful animal yaoguais are referred to with the honorific "Xian/Daxian/Xianjia", kinda like how faeries are called "Fair Folks"——calling them "yao" outright is pretty rude and you don't wanna piss them off.

[aesethewitch]

would you be okay sharing a little bit of your luck spells and practices ?

Hello! Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've shared one luck spell that I do specifically for winning raffles before, but I'm always down to talk shop.

The reason most of my spells fall under the category of "luck" is mostly because it's "luck and..." as in, "luck and money," "luck and protection," "luck and glamor," etc etc etc. My practice centers around the concept of capital-F Fate, so every spell and ritual I do has to do with adjusting the Weave directly. I tend to call it fateworking or just simply "pulling threads."

With that said, I do a lot of just straight-up luck magic. Like, a lot. I have a ton of little rituals and superstitions that I follow which I won't be able to share, since they're very, very specific (as in, the ritual Has The Name of someone I'm related to, or is so specific it'd literally doxx me, lol).

Most of what I can share is little charms. I have a consecrated dish of salt and specially selected herbs full of different necklaces that are all charmed to draw good luck to me and repel bad fortune. They double as devotional jewelry, as they're all butterflies. My favorite jacket is covered in pins charmed for a variety of purposes, but most of them are luck-based -- increasing odds of getting good parking, decreasing odds of people being assholes to me, and the like.

I do a lot of food magic, too, and two of my staple dishes are both luck-oriented. The first is my Success Spaghetti, and the other is a general good fortune chicken curry, which I haven't shared anywhere yet.

I've got a few lucky charms for my witchy business, as well. The big one is what I call "the gift of timing" -- it basically means that I'm right where I ought to be at the moment I'm most needed. Replying to messages, scheduling commissions, publishing a particular article ahead of schedule... that sort of thing.

All the little charms in my life have basically turned into one big weave of good luck. It's taken a lot of time, repeated castings, trial and error, and effort to set it all up. I do experience bad luck on occasion, but my bad situations tend to work out quicker, easier, and with better outcomes than expected. It's a matter of balance. Nobody can be lucky all the time.

Like I said, I'm always happy to share what I can! I'll ramble literally forever about any topic. Wind me up and watch me go, you know what I mean? (: