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spandexspangles · 2 years ago

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Hands down, the best, THE BEST part of opening my own business is that I can actively solicit applications like the one above, tell people before they apply how much money I'm offering (and it's a good chunk, in the service industry), and then lord it over all the fucking right-wingers at Chamber of Commerce meetings when they whine about their staffing shortages. Bitch I have almost zero turnover and a two-inch thick stack of resumes, we are not the same.

Best comeback line ever.

#I start every interview by asking if they know how much the pay is #and if they don't then I get to watch the wariness turn to delight on their face #that part is also excellent #as was finding out that my most senior staff member pulls people aside afterwards to answer questions #yes she is serious #no it is not a trick #yeah that part about getting a steady schedule with almost no variations is also true

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