#yeah imma need to write this cuz i have Ideas

[lunicho]

fwb with Yuma…

ceo of late night calls. the type to not contact you at all throughout the day and then randomly at like 1 am he'd text or call and be like "lemme come see u" he doesn't want to get attached so he keeps his distance for the most part. the type to have u come out to his car so he can finger u and u can suck him off and if he's lucky you'll invite him up to ur apartment,, he loves these late night meet ups so much,, especially when ur both just tired and needy. he loves to fuck u from behind to avoid the intimacy of any other position, he doesn't want u facing him cuz what does he look like looking u in the eyes while he's balls deep he does Not want that. i feel like sex with fwb yuma is always nasty and mean, his thrusts are always so sharp and rough, somewhat desperate as well. he grips ur hips so hard like he's scared you'll get away (foreshadowing lowkey) but he doesn't wanna show any type of affection,, yk for his heart. i feel like he's addicting too like u just can't stop crawling back to him, even though he's kinda mean and leaves right after ur done fucking but u can't help but want more of him and want him again and again.

[circeyoru]

This isn't necesarely a request, but I just feel the need to say this: I lietarly LOVE your work! Overlord Colector being one of my new absolut favorites! But I swear, everythig you write, I just eat up😭

U defenetly deserve all the praise and love! The way you dance with words just fascinates me so much!!! HDUDJJDHDJ, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT IT IN WORDS PROPALY SO IMMA JUST JDHDISHKDHDKDVDJWGKDHDJDHDHHDZKBWUDGZHEGXHGS

Just quick question tough. It may be the fact that maybe I didn't pay atention, but in Overlord Colector, what are the Cages? Are they literal bird cages or what? You mentioned they had tallons with angelic steal and all that, so can you give us a better description (and by us I mean me, cuz I'm dumb, aparently)

I hope you have an AMAZEING day/night and I'm sorry if I misspelled words😭💗

Spoilers to those that didn't read this series yet, so I suggest you go to my MASTERLIST to read {Collection of Overlords} first. Or not, your reading experience, not mine

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Thank you for your words!!! (my poor heart can't take these compliments) And you read my other works too!! People keep eating up my work like snacks... Hmm....

Anyways~ So, lore on Cages is basically this ask's topic. Gotcha. I've been wanting to expand on this, but didn't cause I wanted to do the whole meeting scene with the Overlords first.

First appearance of the Cages concept is in Part 2, at the beginning.

[Whispers of souls from the bodies of your provided winged creatures known as Cages flew around you.]

At first, Cages weren't a thing or that they weren't even in my mind, but it just popped up while I was writing. It's the idea of souls being around The Collector (Silver)/Reader/you that was the point, then I didn't like that they were just orbs of light. Too simple.

Then it's the idea. Something to hold the soul. What's associated with death and misery? Crows and ravens. What got me is that ravens are also linked with hunger, that's what the souls are on about, they hunger for freedom and their captor's favour to be set free (in some way). Yet they turned mindless over time.

That's a bit of thinking while I wrote this creature.

Now, Cages are named as such because they are actual cages to the soul within it. The voice behind the chantings: (below are just some examples taken from the story)

[“Sinners have been brazen.”] [“Very bold. They have stolen your land.”] [“Disrespectful. Undeserving.”] [“Lazy Overlords!”]

Their appearance is a mixture between a raven and a crow, never just one to differentiate them from the other Hell creatures. It's a uniqueness for them, and depending on the soul it houses, the appearance will take more raven or crow-like outlook.

Some permanent features of the Cages are their blood-red eyes, metal-bladed wings, metal beak and claws or talons, and black feathers. The metal parts are all angelic steel that's painted as a more natural colour to disguise it from those that would hunt it down or treat it like some Hell creatures.

These Cages are your last and successful prison for the many souls you have, I mean, Collector right? The souls you have at your disposal is not just the Overlords', that's why you call them Elites.

The idea of the Cages was to act as your eyes and ears around all of Hell. Remember the life-sized wooden figures and hollow knight armours you have? (also back in part 2) Yeah, those were your other experimented forms of prison. While both were good and acted like an unbeatable army you command, that wasn't your purpose. Especially so when you started collecting the souls of Overlords into your collection.

You took the idea from humans that were still alive and experimented with putting souls into the wooden figures first, then into armours to make them more intimidating. Finally, it was the bodies of ravens or crows.

Cages doesn't have unique abilities of their own since their purpose was to house souls you have collected and have them do your bidding. You can summon them at will, with or without notice or an outward command. Like in Part 5 where they just appeared. They are in tune to act according to your will and emotions. The words they speak is a bit of an echo to what you're conveying.

As for the possibility of someone owning those souls or your Cages? Impossible, anyone who tries to touch or capture them with said intention will have their soul forfeited to you. (like the ones in the floor in Part 2)

I think this answers what Cages are. Right?

[rzyraffek]

Hello, I want to see some Slashers with a femboy. the/they of the pronouns plis.

YES YES YES THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT THATS WHATS ITS ABOUT!! Femboy stuff is good stuff! But oh anonymous my loved friend pls why you never tell me what slashers to write😪 i know like 15 diffrent slashers that people adore idk which one YOU want!!!

Sfw, they/them, Request open

Slashers with femboy s/o

Billy Lenz

Looks female enough. Smash

Guy doenst care about their gender/sex, he has crush on any feminine looking person in 50meter radius

Secretly a femboy

Will steal s/o dresses cuz they look pretty

"Ha jokes on you my boyfriend is prettier than you girlfriend!"

They are mischievous together😈👽

Brahms Heelshire

Sceptical at the start, never heard about or seen femboy. But if s/o is warm and kind person he eventually comes around the idea of femboy

Secretly a femboy too

S/o and brahms will paint eachother nails while shit talking Malcolm. They share tea and nail paints

Loves eye liner! On s/o and himself

Micheal Myers

Idc looks feminine enough

Guy loves people that don't fit in 'social norms'

So yeah he finds them very interesting

As far as s/o isn't yelling or has forced high pitched voice he vibes

Will pick them up if s/o has some goofy ideas in mind

Myers is goog he treats people the same no matter the gender so no matter what s/o wears he loves them

Yautja

"Mate!! skirts aren't practical, pants are much better for huntin- what? It's to impress? Whom? Me!? I- oh little mate.."

Fuck gender normes this guy walks naked all the time

If it makes s/o happy then it makes yautja happy

He finds them cute and pretty 🥰🥰

Purrs and huffs of aproval

Approved👍

Asa Emory

Besite is too smart for all this nonsense. If anyone tries to be mean he gonna go America style on them🦅🔫🇱🇷

Wanna new outfit? Just tell how much money you need you little butterfly

The prettiest bugs are the most fluffy and shiny ones! Look at moths for example, male moths have much more fluffy and colourful antenas!

Will give them headpats and be like "yeah sure bbg, i didnt sleep in 3days okay, here's my credit card, have fun imma go sleeb now"

[themoonstarwarrior]

Well, I haven't seen the episode yet, but since it sounds like BloodMoon is refusing to be saved, imma go ahead and share the idea I mentioned to @twinanimatronics about how Sun could've possibly reached them.

Obviously BloodMoon wont sit still and listen so this scenario has Sun use star power to trap BM just like old moon did to him with Moon on standby to come in once the 5 minutes are up.

Basically, Sun asks them WHY they kill and hurt people and BM brings up the main three reasons: they enjoy it, they dont want to be a tool, and they hunger. Since literally none of the protags have actually asked, Sun would be surprised that theres more than the first reason and interrogate to get to the bottom of it. Cuz what Sun realizes is that BloodMoon doesnt have any deeper motives or desires because of their eternal hunger. Their ENTIRE existence has circled around violence to satisfy their hunger. They get used to satisfy their hunger. They enjoy the rip and tear because it stops the hunger.

They have always been a tool to the hunger.

So Sun offers the one thing that no one has: what if they get rid of the hunger?

BM is confused cuz all they've ever known is the hunger, and Sun has to dig the point home by explaining how they can keep killing but it'll come back, and probably stronger. They could kill everyone and everything but then the hunger will come back. And the only thing thatll be left to kill is each other.

And THAT freaks them out, because that is the only thing BloodMoon stands to lose is the brotherhood. (And while BM1 would probably race about lies and trickery, BM2 cant deny the logic)

So with BM actually realizing how their hunger endangers them, and Moon at this point just WAITING to finish them off, Sun lays down the ultimatum. Since no change of heart can happen if all they've ever known is hunger, Sun/Moon/Solar can try and remove it to and see if the twins can be rehabilitated, otherwise Moon ends them then and there.

And I love this idea so much!!! It addresses the REAL block that BM has that hasnt been brought up since that one episode where they kill the anime girl. We get to keep BloodMoon, since the creators went to the trouble of bringing them back and giving them a new model so it'd be a lil annoying if they just ended up killed again. It acknowledges how much BM has been used and brushed aside while admitting that there hasnt been much else to them. And you could have a whole rehabilitation arc, with everyone healing and BM given a real change and actual honesty, since god knows no one is gonna be mincing words. And I imagine their blood-hunger being removed ends up like the Ruin Virus a bit, where getting rid of it cuts down a LOT of the more sadistic urges. So the boys get a mostly-tamed but still-pretty-fucking-insane BloodMoon Twins that basically is just the feral crazy guy that hangs around Animal from Muppets lol and idk stays with Monty cuz hes more easygoing on the violent habits and they need to NOT be anywhere near the daycare.

And maybe I'll watch the episode and be alright with it, but it just sucks cuz this would work SO GOOD and I know the showrunners wouldn't do it. So now I've had to make this fucking long ass post and y'all hafta deal with it.

And maybe someday I'll write a drabble this and the other SAMS scenes I've imagined...

So yeah, sorry about the rambling and shit. I hate how emotionally involved I get with this show that I love. And I'll go ahead and tag @garbagechocolate out of obligation X)

[oimitocat]

You know how you feel so damn insecure when you have a very bug crush on someone? I was just thinking lino who has a big crush on reader whos basically perfect, like handsome, talented, smart and educated (degree and all) , funny, confident, can handle just about anything with a smirk...and just someone the ladies fall for. so mimo thinks he doesnt deserve reader...thinks that reader deserves a woman and not him (cuz of internalized homophobia from living in such a conservative country) and just shuts reader out...but reader is like his "no one is allowed except you" kinda person and he just cant handle it without the man he loves so damn much...and reader is also someone who considers minho as his like other half. and then angsty angst angst happens and ill give you some ideas alr? you dont have to do exactly this, you can do the most angstiest if you think of smth angstier than this

minho accidentally confesses to reader and backtracks bc of said insecurity

minho couldnt take it anymore and kisses reader, only to have all his emotions him when reader doesnt immediately kiss him back(bc of shock) and he like cries and profisely apologises and reader just kisses him

minho avoiding reader only for reader to give him some much needed tlc and coax the reason out of him, which turns out to be his feelings of love

this one is kinda inspired by 'beloved'...reader being shipped a lot with an idol and maybe even fake dating her or maybe acting in a kdrama with her and minho thinks they look so good or smth? but i understand if you dont want to repeat the same thing

i dont know if this is a request or just me findimg your inbox and deciding to write a goddamn thesis, but yeah. if you like the idea, then I'd love to see it be turned into a fic. but I think I'm sending this as smth for you to read by yours truly. hehe. I'm the same one who sent in the hyunjin princess treatment ask btw if you can't tell by the writing

dude i was literally about to ask if you’re the same one and you are 😂 LITERALLY JUST POST THESE imma eat em up.

no but i totally get the insecurity part to an extent.

i lowkey think mimo is the type to panic and do something impulsive around his crush. like, he wants to seduce you but also keep a distance.

like this man would look up at you with pretty eyes, batting his eyelashes at you. the next second he’d be throwing a snark comment and insulting you as a form of flirting. he’d always touch you gently and then pinch or flick you. like you’d be confused at the mixed signals but you’d want him SO BAD and he knows it but then sees the way the ladies trip at the sight of you and just— just gets so insecure and backs up.

it’s an ongoing thing between you two and reader gets so used to the dynamic of one moment being so infatuated by each other and the next having minho have some distance. yet, after the drama aired reader realizes minho absolutely hasn’t come near. and OH TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, the companies want them to fake date after the drama finishes just for the sake of increasing popularity and attention. reader doesn’t want ever mention it to minho but having confided in a member, said member says it around minho without knowing and it just SHATTERS minho’s heart even more.

damn that’d be a good fic 😂

anon plz lmk what to call you cus genius isn’t enough lmao

[tiastoleyourtoast]

i thought of something that could happen in the nailed flower au so imma write it here (WITH ACTUAL PUNCTUATION??? WOAH WHAT)

Aubrey ran through the seemingly thousands of trees, until eventually reaching the lake.. She needed to be alone for a bit...

But, she couldn't be.. there was another person there.. and it looked like- BASIL? Aubrey took a few cautious step towards him, he didn't seem to notice her until- "We meet again, Aubrey.." Aubrey froze, not saying anything..

"You know.. I always thought this lake was beautiful.." Basil sat down on the little sandy bit, crossing his legs. "Especially at night, when the moon reflected off it..." Basil seemed calm, which in return made Aubrey a bit less anxious.. She walked up to Basil and sat down next to him, looking down at the lake.

"I'm happy that I got to die here.." he muttered under his breath, but it was loud enough for Aubrey to hear, she started to tear up. "I-I'm sorry, Basil.. I really didn't mean-" "It's okay. I forgive you... But, that doesn't matter."

Basil turned to look at Aubrey, with a serious look on his face.. "What matters is for you to forgive yourself." Aubrey started crying at this point, she went to say something but then got interrupted by the sound of Mari running, Aubrey quickly wiped her tears before turning around to see Mari, who was panting heavily from all the running. "O-Oh! There.. you are, Aubrey- You just ran away.. So I came to ge-" Mari paused and looked at the lake, seemingly remembering something.

"Oh! I remember this place, you always used to hang out with Baaa...." Mari stopped talking, she didn't seem to want to mention Basil.. "Uhm... I-I think we should go now.." Aubrey stood up, while brushing the sand off her cardigan and shirt, "Yeah.. Sorry for.. just running away like that." Aubrey said quietly, before taking Mari's hand into hers, Mari smiled and started to walk back towards the park.

OK I HAVE HONESTLY NO IDEA IF THAT SUCKED CUZ I ALMOST NEVER WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 💀💀

[elysiumxii]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN

NAME?: Kai

PRONOUNS?: she/her/they

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION?: I don't care as long as you talk to me tbh. IMs is a great place to start and then once we have a ship, i'll be in all your business on all platforms.

MOST ACTIVE MUSE(S)?: helios, giselle, antonio... and honestly, i wish i was writing more of them, more often. 🥺

EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS?: okay i have to really think and it's a bit fuzzy... because i think... well i was writing by the time i started university in 2009, on a forum for Super Junior. I wrote fanfiction before that in about 2008? i don't need a calculator i will not be looking at how many years that is...

BEST EXPERIENCE? oft hard to answer, i have both so many and the world's most appalling memory. the excitement of any budding new ship is truly what keeps me going, but i do remember one in particular with a bar tender muse of mine and a 'straight' firefighter that just... oh it was good. then more recently it would be meeting @okajibana and forming my whole existence around her, you're stuck with me now! plus every time i get a notification from @irrwicht or @temporalobjects my day is always improved.

RP PET PEEVES?: ohhh it's possibly going to get me some hate, and look, if it works for you? you go boo... but it's greeting starters. they're usually one liners and someone has maybe picked a muse of yours but then they fling it out there, and i'm like... what do i do with that? there's no setting, there's no context, it's maybe a bit of dialogue and i'm cut adrift to try and work out what to do with it? that for me is not fun. i have added it to my rules that i don't want them but i still get them and... i feel so bad ignoring them, but also am too awkward to be like, hey, have this back and maybe plot with me? i will plot with anyone and i will hype your ideas to the moon and back but, a throw away one liner... i can't do nothing with. (and listen, maybe i'm the problem! everyone else seems happy!) also small text is nice to look at and it's easy to add now! js...

FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT? i feel like if i said anything other than smut, online pals from the rafters would scream for me to be real. imma be real with you, this is a smut blog wrapped up in fancy wrapping that makes it seem like i'm here for the plot... i'm here for the d-! jk i'm happy to be here i will write anything... smut tho...

PLOTS OR MEMES?: plots i'm just good at memes. if we have a ship, use me for drabbles that's all i'm saying.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES?: long. i have a rule about mutually agreed lengths because i can't with just one paragraph that doesn't go anywhere im sorry! i find short replies so unsatisfying and maybe i'm a demanding bitch idk.

TIME TO WRITE?: i try for an hour or two every week day evening GMT. i do my business, then i get into bed and work through my drafts. usually can't do weekends cuz the bf is all up here demanding my attention and shit. ugh men.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: yeah lol every bit of clown foolery, where they do or say dumb shit, is me. some of them are know it alls like me (looking at you alistair), some of them are dumb like me... giselle... some of them open their mouth and say shit and then go, oops, like me, heather, cory omg...

tagged by: @irrwicht and @temporalobjects (MY BABEESSSS)

tagging: @bvrningshq @okajibana @champagneandparacosm @svndri @sentimentalscientia @lellarps

[mp3minded]

nah, cuz I need to put y'all on @sparxaf's fic, The Sweetest Sting

I've only read up to chapter 4 on my binge of it so far, but oh my god, this chapter. I've felt the whole range of human emotion from that chapter ALONE.

The beautiful thing about it was, it reminded me why I love writing myself, and how much I've missed it 😭 to draw out that level of emotion from words alone is a powerful thing, and it's rewarding, to bring out that daydream you'd run over and over in your head, to others 🥺

and I asked myself, why haven't *I* been scribing away yet, even though I have more than my fair share of ideas I wanna get to? 😭 Oh yeah, the meticulous way I've been doing research runs so far, for my MCs 💀

Well, since I was reminded that in this case, the end goal of actually writing again is far more important than the "journey" of thoroughly cataloged research (that I may end up deleting from my photo gallery anyway, as I've done with other runs 💀)

I've decided a few new ways I wanted to approach my research, so I could get to writing again faster;

I could always jot down moments of significance in my notes

If I do want to screencap something, capture the moment one time, and move on. (Before, I would capture each moment a few times before moving onto the next, as I was unreasonably worried about something not being loaded in correctly if I went too soon/late, even though I inherently knew it was just my internal OCD-like symptoms flaring up)

Anyway, I wanted to thank @sparxaf again for singlehandedly destroying my internal OCD on this, by reminding me what's waiting for me on the other side of my research, that I wanna get to soon as possible.

[haven-gum-rockrose]

tell us about riz (ask game)

RIZ RIZ RIZ BET

first impression: oh this boy has so much frantic energy omg and cares so much about this penny girl he tries so hard, hes completely not sleeping to find his only friend...... Fuck I'm gonna end up kinning this guy, aren't I. And then it just kept going

impression now: ...... he cares. so. much. i care so much. its everything and he is everything to me- i actually dont know how to express it. he's like- holy. literally, he works for heaven now. but thats not important, he is.

Favorite moment....... fuck.... hmm... god i really like his interactions with Kalina. it could be "hiss at her, litigator!" followed by him hissing in court, but thats more a fig thing so.... while its not necessarily the moment, i like what it came to mean for his character. Him stuck in the palimpsest at the arcade, having lost to Penny's game, cutting his hands digging through the crystals, simply because that is so often referred back to

HONORABLE MENTIONS BECAUSE HES MY LITTLE GUY AND FUCK IT WE BALL: "i'm really gonna spiral here" after getting his own private office to do pi shit in, him suggesting "we can throw rocks in the river" as a hangout option because his only experience with what hangouts are like comes from violent productive adventuring and also noir mystery films/books/games, Riz inventinting the Night Yorb because he couldnt just relax. HIM TALKING TO HIS MOM ABOUT LIKE- IDFK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF OR HOW TO INTERACT WITH MY FRIENDS IF THERES NOT A PROBLEM I CAN SOLVE- like shoot me with a fucking gun why dont you- uhhhhhh... "its just a metal tube. i think its beautiful *and then i do a little dance*" ..... theres a lot imma shut up

Story idea....... shit- him hanging out with the seven. please. idk, im very content with my- WAIT NO i wouldnt write about him, but any fanfic where he interacts with jawbone(like as the guidance counselor, not as the dad of most of his friends) - head in hands-

unpopular opinion: shipping fabriz is fine. like i dont like it and any ship stuff for them i read(which i do read) i am personally interpreting as platonic cuz im really good at that, or unrequited. i know a lot of people get pressed about it cuz aroace erasure which yeah if youre changing him to demi thats a bit- or if its one of those "Pok was right, he might just be a late bloomer, lol theyre aged up and actually riz finds out he's pan lololol" thats a bit - like please stop. but if hes dating the guy as an aroace person or theyre qpring. whats the big deal. i know riz doesnt want a relationship and all but - that the point of shipping? like i know for some people its uncomfy especially with how its the most popular d20 ship(at least based on ao3), but to me its like- shipping is literally pushing together characters and its always purely self indulgent??? like ship whoever you want as long as he stays aroace. anyways i didnt need to justify myself and show both arguements like that. none of you know this guy. except two people hi eni and aether

favorite relatioship: ..... LISTEN IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID. FABIAN AND RIZ THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS FABIAN SEACASTER AND THE FUCKING BALL LIKE THEYVE COME SO FAR IN THEIR DYNAMIC ITS CHANGED SO MUCH - theyre so opposites theyre everything theyre everything THEY SHOULDNT BE FRIENDS! AND THEYRE NOT!! THEYRE BEST FRIENDS!!!! AUGH!!!

favorite headcanon: autistic and anxious...... uh..... my brain is very gone... i think he still has like a bunch of different friendship bracelets from Penny that he keeps in like little collectors cases. ALSO I DONT THINK SHE EVER GAVE THEM TO HIM I THINK THEY WOULD JUST LIKE APPEAR ON HIS WRIST SHE WAS SLEIGHT OF HANDING THOSE SHITS ONETO HIS WRISTS BECAUSE HE COMPLAINED IT DIDNT MATCH HIS AESTHETIC AND THEN SHED LEAVE AND HE BE LIKE- im gonna frame this and put in on my wall.... but like as in in a false bottom in a drawer so its cooler

[commaclear]

OK initially when reading the first chapter of violets are blue I was like "omfg it's another mystery au" and "omfg it's another dread-wreaking au" and then obv I was like. well this could kinda be like. an au of btp. considering they're the same characters but ANYWAYS

so picture btp. now look at vab. btp quackity initially studied law and then wound up being an fbi agent Solving cases and losing faith in the values such a job should have. vab quackity probably also studied law, ended up applying those skills to become a police detective, and well. he's a much angrier person.

I'm not done tho. btp quackity has values, but he puts providing for his fiances and himself before quitting his important job and getting away from btp schlatt, a sexual abuser and his boss. and especially if u consider that he was basically completely isolated socially before meeting sapnap and Karl, you'd see that he became wary of the world. he already accepted things weren't ever going to be so easy from him. he was likely abused before he even met sapnap, but once he realized that there was no justice for schlatt, he just accepted the state of his life. but vab quackity as far as I know wasn't isolated socially. at least not in the same way bc he's sure as fuck never met the force to be reckoned with known as Wilbur soot. he never broke someone who was there for him all throughout his lonely youth's heart and then live on thinking he was being served the exact life he deserved. this quackity has still got the fight in him, and welll. it backfires, yeah. but fuck does he want respect. he wants to get things done. it's not easy at all in his job. he gets frustrated that he has all this energy he can put into his cases but nothing he can actually do to solve a case that he already practically knows the answer to. he needs a punching bag. but he's still here in the first place instead of being a fackin. idk. a teacher. whats up with u u little fuck? idk. it's interesting.

and then we have Wilbur. in btp he was an exceptional, well-recognized forensic scientist with a history of terrible relationships. he's very attractive, but as an orphaned child and a fucked first breakup, it doomed the way he would respect himself for all his future relationships, he harmed himself thru sexual acts. I'd find it very easy to believe vab Wilbur must have had a bad start in life too to get involved in what he has. I've seen the tags. he must have a lot of sexual trauma from within and outside of this job of his.

anyeay it's almost 3 am and I. don't know what his is. that's OK. I wanted to ask if you're trying to put together what to write thru sleepy comma's tags and if you've changed any of them. also I imagine this au will be worse than btp. but therefore must i ask. will it receive a dead dove tag at any point, do u imagine? dear author? goodbye

-cqaa

Kind of obsessed with the idea of vab being a btp au, I'm not gonna lie that's kinda sick. Like if they'd never met, here's an entirely different path these bitches could have taken cuz admittedly they are kinda similar in quite a few ways....

And idk if any of you have ever seen the movie Memento, but that's essentially the situation I'm in. Sleeping Comma left all these clues in the tags and the Google Doc, and I've been trying to piece together the story from the clues he left behind...

Also yeah, dead dove tag is a good idea, imma go do that rn

[bubble-masquerade]

More stuff about We're All Mad Here. Continuation of this post. Also I'm writing this running on so little sleep. I do apologize for any grammar errors. I am dyslexic and sleepy

Inspiration Recap

Alice in wonderland book

Alice in wonderland live action movies

Alice: Madness Returns game

Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Teenage Turtles

Is it real?

Are the events happening real or not? I wanted that answer to be up to the viewer. I think it would be fun, and interesting. But I also don't want any fights, then it won't be fun anymore (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠) . So maybe if I come up with an answer I'll keep it to myself... Maybe.

I quite enjoy psychological horror, and one of the points is for you to guess if something is actually happening or if it's in the person's head.

Whose the maddest of them all?

I feel like the answer is a little obvious, but I'll allow people to speculate and have fun with it! I want to see what people come up with! Pls, feel free to go insane! :D give me theories. Have. Fun

Extra rambles

I am so fucking tired oml. But here we go.

I mostly wanted this to be art/lore dumps. I don't really trust myself to make a comic or fic. But If I was forced in to a corner I'd rather make an attempt to write. And then I would apologize multiple times for my shit writing.

I don't think I wanted it to start exactly how Alice: Madness Returns. If you haven't seen anything about the game or play it yourself, that's alright. Basically starts off with Alice talking to a therapist. So I think I'll be closer to the book in the aspect, where she's [April] asleep. So maybe a bit of a dream sequence type deal.

Again I haven't thought it all out 100% but as stated before, I would like to just get all this out there.

So, April, possibly asleep. Seeing all this shit. An entirely different world with all the crazy people. Yes, there will also be murder. You will be seeing people die. I do apologize for that :/ and no I will not be saying who/or when it happens.

I definitely wanted April to keep her bat. It's fucking dope. So like... Might add barbed wire or nails or some shit to it. That would be cool. Cuz she needs a weapon.

No romance. You're definitely in the wrong place, babe. I don't know why I have to say that... Just feel like I should? I know there's shippers in the fandom and like, yay have fun unless You're a fucking t-cest person. Stay away from me.

I still haven't thought of roles for Raph or Donnie yet unfortunately. I should really do this shit when I'm more awake... And think more about it in general. I'm open to suggestions honestly. Might be fun to bounce ideas back and forth.

Anyways, guess that's it...? Yeah, imma stop here for now. As usual, ask questions if you got any. I don't bite

[ronin-deactivated19851026]

hghghghhg. looking into social media addiction because i clearly have it (isn't it ironic that i'm writing about it on, well, social media? lmao), and trying to see what exactly i'm struggling with

so far i think my "symptoms" are:

i get afraid of missing out, be it content (this is why i love classic internet where updates were popping up like idk weekly or monthly or idk just paced differently), or... imma be honest, real life events made me addicted to news as well, but i think i'm managing this relatively well these days. or even people: i feel like if i won't "appear" enough times online, i will be forgotten, which is kind of dumb because my friends clearly remember and care about me, they don't need to get bombarded with messages or activity.

i'm oversaturated with the content, which makes me, as a content creator an artist, to feel defeated by the overcompetitive market and utterly unlovable. yeah, i know, i shouldn't value myself based on my skills, but it's an old maladaptive behavior stemming from childhood that i can't get rid of; "first i should grab people's attention so they'd explicitly care about me, then, and only then, i have a permission to have a right to talk to them". art became one of those things.

i do waste my time mindlessly scrolling and procrastinating, and while mindless scrolling is clearly a light physical habit (sometimes i don't even read what i scroll and i hate it, but it's not something i struggle with dropping the moment i notice i'm doing this), procrastination also stems from the previous point cuz like. who cares if i feel joy when i draw, or play games, or read books. it's not worth any attention = i'm not worth attention = no potential and actual new friends = i'm going to die alone (when i'm literally not alone). lmao. how fucking weird it is, that i have piles upon piles of games and books, but i don't touch them because nobody cares about them anymore? same goes to "old" trends less people care about these days. i feel outdated. like, my whole life, whole essence feels outdated.

ok idek what to do with these atm. the addiction itself is clearly not the standalone issue, but a symptom of something else entirely. so it all makes it harder to work on.

i also want to note that researching the topic, i found some statements either neurotypical, or, uh, "generally privileged" for lack of better word. like for example, the idea that preferring to talk to friends online is a sign of addiction. i do enjoy socializing irl, but it's so much easier and less sensory overwhelming to chat online. i also absolutely hate this "just log off and go look for friends irl" yeah, tell me you're socially conforming cishet neurotypical with convenient lifestyle and opinions without telling me you're socially conforming cishet neurotypical with convenient lifestyle and opinions.

i also do believe that people, being people, tend to overdramatize and demonize internet in general lmao as i was researching the thing, i was thinking, damn, these same people probably would say we're addicted to electricity 100 years ago.

either way though, addiction as a whole is deeply tied to the relief, rather than existing in vacuum, which is also, i think, the issue with people who demonize the internet. i know what kind of relief i'm seeking for, i listed it above. but i don't know what to replace my maladaptive behavior with, at least, at this moment.

[koulakoukoula2003]

hiii its ok if ur uncomfortable writing this, i completely understand, but could i get some headcanons for zeke comforting his s/o on their period?

OMGGGG MY FIRST ZEKE ASK AAAAHHH TYSM ANON 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

⚾ You're such a whiny brat when you're on your period. The problem is, that you're also very fucking cute when you're whiny.

⚾ I think he's gonna spoil you. He'll get you anything you need. You want chocolates? Sweets? Sudden weird cravings that he's gonna have to drive miles away to find? Yeah he doesn't mind, he'll get you anything you need CUZ YOU'RE ZEKE YEAGER'S GF and Zeke Yeager's gf should be treated like fucking royalty.

⚾ It's not really about you. It's mostly about his ego. Zeke Yeager's gf SHOULD be spoiled and treated like a princess. She should have EVERYTHING she wants whether that's expensive dresses or jewellery or cars and houses and idek what else.

⚾ And that AMPLIFIES when you're on your period. Honestly he has no idea how painful or tormenting a period can be, but he's THERE for you.

⚾ He'll cuddle you, and rub your belly when it gets too painful. He'll get you warm pads or water or chocolates — basically anything you need.

⚾ He's gonna let you rest a lot.

⚾ He absolutely loves how clingy you are.

⚾ He comes home from a long day at work and you're already on top of him AND HE LOVES IT.

⚾ He is a man who's been deprived of love ever since he was a little boy, so imagine how much he loves it when you're giving him all that love and affection just cuz you NEED him.

⚾ You need his arms around you. You need kisses on your lips, your face, your neck.

⚾ You need to whisper you love him in his ear, and the way you blush when you give him those sudden outbursts of affection has him completely whipped for you LMFAO

⚾ Zeke is not a man who easily bends to a woman's will, but he knows he loves you when he starts doing EVERYTHING you want.

⚾ You don't even have to ask, he just KNOWS u need cuddles, or food, or sweets, or attention, or whatever else.

⚾ He KNOWS you. He has learned you well. He's paid too much attention all the previous times (let's pretend you guys have been together for many many months now) and he's perfected his treatment to you when that time of the month comes.

⚾ PLUS I think he's got his own calendar where he keeps track of your period and he knows the schedule probably better than you do LMAO

⚾ Some random day he walks to you like "any back pains yet?" And you're like "huh?" And he's like "you're supposed to get your period tomorrow" and you're like WHAT

⚾ But hey lemme remind you that all of this applies to modern AU Zeke.

If we go into canon, I'll never finish this post LMFAO

Canon Zeke just... Isn't there LMFAO

Jk I wanna believe that Zeke, no matter the universe is a sweetheart to the people he loves.

Honestly, if canon Zeke had someone who loved him, he wouldn't go through the Euthanisation Plan in the first place.

OOHHH WHAT ABOUT PERIOD SEX????

Ok from this point forth, MINORS DNI OR IMMA WHOOP YOU

⚾ Ahem, Zeke is a nasty, sadistic little mf so he doesn't mind the mess and he'll def go down on you even if you're having your period.

⚾ Especially when he finds out that orgasms help with cramps.

⚾ And he just loves how sensitive you are when on your period

⚾ This sadistic mf will pull so many orgasms out of you, sitting there for hours. He's forcing your legs parted with his rough hands while he's sucking on your clit. Two fingers are pushed inside of you knuckle deep and he's nudging repeatedly against that spot that's making you see stars

⚾ And he just loves how your knees buckle weakly when you try to stand up after he's done with you.

"aw, sweetheart, did daddy go too hard on you?"

And you're cursing him beneath your breath and blushing hard but he picks you up in his arms before you know it and you yelp out at the sudden movement. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and he's looking down at you as if you're the most precious little thing.

He presses a kiss on your forehead and takes you to the bathroom. "I'll prepare us a bath,"

You're his precious, dumb little baby and of course he's gonna take care of you 🥺

[noodlenibblescribble]

I washed the dishes and I got to thinking about Luca some more and some extra stuff to get out my chest starting with:

I love Alberto sm, he is my favorite. His mannerisms, his display of machismo (I'll call it that cuz thats what his trying to be big and tough and smart feels like to me) and really, the WAY HE LOOKS AT LUCA. I didn't NEED to come in already looking for some queer subtext, those looks, his softness with him, dbdhshv my son has feelings ok.

And just because I can, I'll write sime specific moments I remember where I was just like "Alberto is not straight".

1. When Luca and him are about to go down the hill on their made up vespa together, he looks to the side of his handle at a picture of a man and winks at it and yeah, now that I type it out it feels like 'Really?' but YES REALLY, I see this as my dude knowing he likes other dudes so he pins that pic up for goodluck.

2. Their crashes. The first time, they're saved because Luca pushed Alberto away, but Alberto didn't like that! The second crash, Alberto holds on to Luca so they crash together in the same side.

3. Yes his jealous bout. He clearly didn't think much of Giulia from the beginning, but having her teach Luca things the way Alberto used to was one of the last staws. Alberto wanted to be 'the cool, smart guy' he built himself up to be to Luca, and having her threaten that had him on edge. (no shade to Giulia, I love her and part of my want for a sequel is to see her interact with Alberto like a sibling more aaah cuz she clearly loves these two like family already but his machismo and seeing her as a threat kept pushing her away in his mind)

4. His emphasis on wanting to run away TOGETHER. Yeah this can also just be because he doesn't want to be alone but he was also clearly bonding with Massimo. And yet, his mind stayed on just the idea of Luca. Going with Luca. Just the two of them.

..... And on another note, to have this boy break down and say it's HIS fault people walk away from him because he's a BAD KID imma just- god. Child plz aaah your dad deserves whatever bad things come his way, piece of shit.

Anyways, last of all, yes Im lumping it all together, just him running to Luca with an umbrella. I loved that sm. They had their break-down moment but still, Luca tokd him he'd win for THEM and Alberto came to help because he wanted to believe in him too I love these boys sm cries. And I already said it but the ending. Alberto giving Luca the life he wanted, with school. This is a good boy. He is a very very good voy and he is a wonderful son to Massimo and even to Luca's family too. I'm sure he's beloved by the entire town by now 😭 I gotta get to write something out but first two more posts

[e-jaegerenthusiast]

aot boys kink hcs

here are some kink hcs i found written on a piece of paper during my super important class 🥴 fr i was sitting in class as my professor gives a lecture— instead of listening i zoned out and wrote different kinks/overall sexual things down and thought if eren, jean, and levi would be into them 🤞🏻

eren art by aidan.k_art on insta

levi cosplay _hakkencoser_ on insta

warnings/tw; like many many kinks 💀

would they let you choke them?

eren: yes. surprisingly, it’s the only dom-like thing he lets you do him. (other than ride him) he would love the thrill of his life in your hands :,) although it would take him a while to let you do it to him. he says it mid-sex, i’ve written something for it with eremika here ;)

jean: yes yes yes. he loves it so much, gets him whining and moaning

levi: i feel like he’s claustrophobic :( so he’ll let you put your hands around his neck, just don’t put in any pressure. the first time you did it was when you were riding him, you didn’t really think much of it as you put your hands around his neck, giving pressure with your fingers. suddenly his lust-filled droopy eyes turned into one of horror. pulling you off of him as he grabbed his own throat, coughing. you apologized so fucking much and hated yourself for it. he hugged you and told you it was okay, that he’s sorry but it brings him ptsd and makes him uneasy :(

choke you?

eren: surprisingly, no 😳 i feel like he would love to see his own purple fingerprints on your hips. however, he doesn’t like the bruises he leaves on your neck, he inspects them with a frown, kissing all of them and burying his head in your neck. once he chokes you, he feels animalistic. more than ever. its like he doesn’t trust himself to put your life that closely in his hands :(( so once he doesn’t do it anymore, you don’t ask him why. you know him. you know what goes on in his head.

jean: only if you ask him to, he’d be scared to apply too much pressure tho, so he’d do it lightly

levi: yesyesyes. i feel like levi would do all dom things to you mostly when he’s mad at something or at you. he’s the type to grab you by the neck and kiss you passionately. awooga

would they whine?

eren: very. very. very rare. only if somehow you’ve managed to take the upper hand.

jean: yessir. definitely. mommy kink all the way.

levi: mostly no. although he really really needs to. he wont let himself. mostly grunts. although he does when you’re sucking him off, he whimpers and tries to hide it, but you humming around his length throws him over the edge.

would they overstimulate you?

eren: all fuckinggg day. he doesn’t care if you can’t anymore. shaking? pffttt suck it up. literally

jean: only if he’s super horny. would do it if you want to.

levi: not really. he likes it when you overstimulate him 👀— doesn’t really ask you to, however you can obviously tell by the way he bucks up his hips into you or your hand even tho he just came.

their fave position?

eren: he absolutely loves spooning you, fucking into you as your warm back is pressed against his chest, your back arching and head going to his shoulder when he hits that special spot in you and kisses your neck. he can easily hit your g-spot in this postition, loves when you squirm against his chest. his hand holding you close. —he also loves the most weirdest positions omg- he likes bending you in ways that could almost break you like a pretzel - your thighs pressed against your chest, your legs at a wide angle resting on his shoulder—you must take yoga classes for this man he loves fucking you in the positions🥴 even upside down

jean: he loves loves loves when you ride him. he’s called a horse for a reason😩 also loves mirror sex. we know he can get cocky sometimes, so he loves fucking you infront of the mirror as he holds your jaw and forces your eyes on the mirror, fucking you hard. also is a sucker for passionate/slow missionary.

levi: doggy. fuck yes he loves it. or reverse cowgirl omf— loves the view sm. not that he doesn’t like to see your face in sex omg😭 it’s just- he prefers it that way cuz he kinda doesn’t want you to see him, in all his vulnerability. :,) its rare he lets you. but when he does omg- the image is burned into your memory, his face and the way it contorts into pleasure, his thin brows going up as his mouth is wide open— or he’s clenching his jaw.

would they agree to you handcuffing/tying them?

eren: no. he likes to be free LMAO i’m sorry

jean: yes. definitely. finds it so hot but still tugs on them so so much and begs you to untie him.

levi: won’t admit it but he loves it. eventually comes around. pounces on you like a wild dog when you untie him and fucks the shit out of you. grunting as he calls you a brat for tying him.

would they tie you up?

eren: 100% fucker loves to see you squirming.

jean: not really, he tries it out of curiosity but just doesn’t know what the fuck to do without your touch. likes it better the other way ‘round.

levi: yes. he would like to take revenge for you tying him up. would def torture and edge you a lot.

let you blindfold them?

eren: never. would like to see you and every single expression on your face.

jean: yes. loves it. makes him so so sensitive and he loves the thrill of not knowing where he’s gonna feel your touch.

levi: maybe. if you really beg him and annoy him for it.

blindfold you?

eren: yes yes yes do i even need to elaborate

jean: not really. same as tying you up, he would get too nervous and flustered and not know what to do.

levi: absolutely. he’d actually almost chuckle at how responsive you are to his touch. he’d literally just sit there for minutes, gliding his hands over all parts of your body, your arms, legs, thighs, stomach. loses sense of time as he plays with your body.

would they let you peg them?

eren: absolutely not. fucking scoffs and chuckles at you and mocks you when you suggest it.

jean: yes. with persuasion. he’s mostly open and experimental. would he end up liking it? maybe. he finds the feeling very weird at first, but asks you with a blush if you can do it again another time.

levi: no— thinks it’s disgusting.

anal?

eren: yes. yes. yes. would absolutely destroy you. loves the tight asf feeling.

jean: would try, doesn’t like it. makes him cum too fast 💀

levi: thinks it’s filthy.

breeding kink?

eren: yes. loves filling you up. doesn’t like baby talk tho— he hates kids 💀💀 is sorry but maybe eventually?

jean: likes to cum on your back, stomach, or tits more. however he loves the idea of having a family with you. definitely cums in you while baby talk + “you’d be such a good mommy.”

levi: he rarely cums in you, you’d have to beg him to or wrap your legs around his torso, then he can’t stop himself. doesn’t trust condoms or birth control. he’d say there’s still a chance of you getting pregnant 🥴— not that he doesn’t want a baby with you- not yet tho. he needs to warm up to the idea of becoming a dad. trauma n all yk.

jealous seggs?

eren: definitely. he’s possessive.

jean: definitely. he’s insecure :(

levi: yes but doesn’t admit it (surprise surprise) not a lot tho, he knows he has you wrapped around his finger. doesn’t really show his jealousy much. lets it eat away at him silently:/

lets you pull their hair?

eren: hell no. you do it anyway , he goes absolutely feral.

jean: yes. loves it so so much. also open to basically anything that makes you happy

levi: even tho he doesn’t like anyone touching his face or his hair, he warms up to it. likes the feeling of your hands in his hair. (also- mostly kiss his scars. he’ll actually cry. oop imma write a fic on that ✍🏻) he also loves loves loves when you shampoo his hair for him. gets him turned on. did y’all know thats an actual kink

would they spank you?

eren: definitely. more mid-fucking to see your reaction and the way you clench around him.

jean: likes to hold and squeeze your ass more as you ride him.

levi: oh fuck yeah. when you act like too much of a brat, he makes you go on all fours, or lay on your chest on his thighs, giving you spanks and making you count. talking to you after each spank, “will you be a brat again, huh?” spank, “you do it on purpose dont you? like to rile me up? hm? get me fucking mad like this?” another spank as he molds the flesh of your ass with his palm after each one, holding himself back from kissing the flesh.

face slapping?

already made drabbles for you slapping them

eren: yes yes yes. he would be a sucker for the innocent look in your eyes as tears swell up in them. he would do it repeatedly and keep bringing your jaw back to look at him after each slap.

jean: no, he doesn’t have it in his heart 🥺 would love if you did it to him.

levi: this is very difficult. i’ll leave it for you to decide between these two; 1. he doesn’t lay his hand on women. (spanking’s an exception in his book, other than that, hell no) 2. he only does it when he’s angry. like genuinely mad at you during sex, so that’s how he takes it out on you. but kisses you afterwards.

dacryphilia?

eren: hell yeah he loves when you cry for his cock, for him. this fucker does anything on purpose just to make you cry. gives a sadistic smile when tears finally come to your eyes.

jean: no, he wouldn’t wanna make you cry. although you do cry for his horse cock😩 he’d have a concerned expression on his face as he wipes you tears with his thumb, “what’s wrong ,baby?”

levi: absolutely not. literally despises crying. for himself and other. especially you. he’d wipe your tears as soon as they come when his dick is in your throat.

knife play?

eren: YES. he would purposely put a little pressure on the knife to scare you. this mfs a sadist. but he would be very careful to not hurt you. (if you ask why he would be into this but not choking you, it’s cuz with a knife, he knows he won’t actually fuckin stab you. he has control over the knife. his hands, he’s afraid not.) pain

jean: no omg— he would think you’re joking at first, his face forms the most horrid expression as he asks you if that’s an actual thing💀

levi: yes, he would never put pressure on the knife tho. he’d only glide it accross your body teasingly, the cold blade making you shiver under his touch as his eyes go dark. would like to do it to you when you’re blindfolded. doesn’t want you to see that dark look in his eyes.

blood play?

eren: yes. he likes to sometimes bite on your lower lip so hard it draws blood, he would keep kissing you, the iron-like taste not bothering him the slightest. it turns him on. also loves when you make him bleed by scratching your nails on his back, he throws his head back and fastens his thrusts 😩

jean: not really, my baby would get concerned— blood makes him uneasy 🥺

levi; absolutely not. too much ptsd and trauma from the sight of blood. doesn’t wanna see it painting your soft skin at all.

gun play?

eren: not really, he’s too violent to be handling a gun in sex.

jean: no—

levi: yes. he’d empty the gun beforehand tho, without you knowing.

candle wax 😳

eren: not really, he doesn’t like the redness it brings to your skin afterwards.

jean: likes if you do it on him, fucking loses it. he actually cries and whimpers, making you concerned but he nods his had swiftly, urging you to continue. likes the burn, reminds him of your touch, it’s not really any different from the burns your fingertips leave on him upon your touch.

levi: yes omfg- he loves it. he would also blindfold you for this one, probably tie you up too. loves to see you squirming in this situation. (omg i read this one fic on wattpad called “submit” and he was using candle wax and ice— AWOOGA)

ice play?

eren: yes yes yes, he’d run the ice down your stomach after rolling it on your nipples with his hands, he’d put it on your clit and chuckle as you squirm from the coldness of it. goes down on you to warm you up with his tongue afterwards.

jean: he likes it when you use it on him. holding the ice between your teeth as you run it over his nipples and down his chest. he’d be squirming and moaning.

levi: fuck yes. he’d put it in his mouth and kiss you with it, the ice melting between both of your tongues as he hums in your mouth. he’d also run it down your stomach and your nipples as he holds it in his mouth. the contrast of the cold ice and his warm tongue making you moan and whimper beneath him.

podophilia (foot fetish) dont read that as pedophilia uhm💀

eren: not really no, never crosses his mind.

jean: yes yes yes. omg absolutely this man having a foot fetish is canon to me😩 he’d love you giving him a foot job omf- would whine so much. also would kinda like licking your anckles and your toes as you giggle

levi: uhm. you must already know this clean freak. he thinks it’s fucking disgusting. i agree with him

ear fetish

eren: he likes it when you nibble on it or bite the shell of his ear. absolutely his weakest and sensitive spot

jean: not really idk why but no

levi: would nibble and tug on your ear as he’s fucking you, head burried in your neck as he pants and grunts.

food play?

eren: would loved to drizzle honey or whipped cream on you and lick it off your chest or stomach.

jean: would love for you too do it to him, with whipped cream or chocolate on his abs and chest, even his neck. he’d be a moaning, panting mess.

levi: does not like to involve food with sex 💀

chastity (holding back from sex to rile themselves or you up)

eren: hell no💀 he’s an impatient fuckin bastard. cannot handle going without fucking you for more than a couple days

jean: would love for you to do it to him. would beg you and plead as his cock throbs for days, though you know he likes it when you don’t give it to him instantly.

levi: yes yes yes. he would make himself go without sex for weeks. you have to beg him to stop and just let you fuck him, but he’d mutter sum about needing to “train his own stamina and self control, and your patience, brat.” but when you do break through him, trying to seduce him after weeks, it would be some of the best sex y’all have. going for rounds on rounds.

voyeurism

eren: as much as i love the “eren watching you fuck jean/reiner”— i think his possessive self will never ever let another man touch you. i mean cmon have u even read 139 🥲

jean: dont do that to him 🥺 he’s gonna be super insecure like omg- no

levi: absolutely not. do not test this man. he might not show his jealousy openly but you are his and only his.

role playing?

eren: i feel like he’s not that into it but he’d do it, he’s very picky so hmm maybe good cop and bad cop? 👀

jean: as i mentioned before, he’s very experimental and would do almost anything you ask of him, so yes. he’d be into doctor/patient ;) he likes it more when you’re the doctor but you can switch too oh my god bye now i’m thinking about jean in a white thingy doctors wear omf

levi: only captain/subordinate 😩😩😩

daddy kink

eren: not really, it makes him think about being an actual dad which turns him off 💀 sorry to crush yalls dreams 🤞🏻

jean: as i said, mommy kink. though he would like it if you addressed him as daddy while he takes control.

levi: no💀 finds it fucking weird. lowkey makes him sad n think about his dad and who he is or where he is he like being called captain sometimes tho ;)

degrading?

eren: fuck yes likes degrading you all the way. “look at you, my little slut.” “such a whore for my cock hm?”

jean: would like to be degraded 😁

levi: would keep it on the minimum— occasional “brat”s or “dumbass” jdjsjs nothing too intense. he has a way with his words :)

somnophilia sneaked this in at 200 when i forgot to add it cuz it’s my absolute fave kink

eren: he’d play with your body for minutes on minutes, loves to see you so responsive to his touch even in your sleep. he rubs slow circles on your clit, to get you wet. raises his brows when he notices you’re already soaked in your sleep. he literally fucks you awake. shoves his length in you balls deep as you scream and wake up— hitting his chest as he chuckles at you

jean: you’d both be asleep, until you wake up to the feeling of jean humping your thigh, whimpering in his slumber softly, you smirk. he’s chasing his high in his dream, mumbling your name as it’s barely recognizable. he wakes up to your mouth wrapped around him, cumming so fast as soon as he realizes he’s awake.

levi: he barely gets any sleep. but as he’s laying down next to you, head buried in his book while you’re stuck to him like a koala, he’s content. having one arm wrapped around your body and hand stopping at your waist. he’s brought out of the focus of his book by you moving against him. at first he thinks you’re waking up for some reason, then is proved wrong when you’re repeatedly grinding against his thigh, your leg wrapped around it. he chuckles, catching himself off guard. he watches as you hum in your sleep and say his name. he starts slowly meeting your grinds against his thigh, shaking it. he’s now rock hard in his shorts, teasing your hole through your panties with the hands on your back. you end up cumming in your sleep, he cums in his pants. fuck.

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and there we have it— sorry if i left anything out- these are all the kinks i could think of for now 🥴

also ik i usually write hcs for aot and jjk boys but with this one, i kinda felt like only doing aot. since the paper i found had these 3 boys written on it 🤪

[purplemanbehindtheslaughter]

not a simp

here have something I drew 

ok so i know the title is super sus like “ya you are” trust me i’m not a simp for blue fuzzy stick i just like playtonic (i can’t spell ok?) huggy x reader things cuz they damn cute bruh-

so imma write one cuz why the hell not? I don’t see anyone stoppin’ me  *shrugs*

FBI OPEN UP

me: Holy shi- 

So. 

Again, with the factory of playtime co because some rando sent you a sus af letter that was the same handwriting and spelling you had in pre-k.

You were standing here in front of the MASSIVE Huggy Wuggy doll-statue thing. Yeah, you weren’t sure what his deal was, but you really wanted to hug him. He gives good hugs (or at least you assumed; it was his namesake, after all). You stared at him, then at the key in his raised, velcro hand, which you remembered always getting stuck on your clothes when you played with the small plushies. You were the youngest to work at the place, and that made you handy for all sorts of different jobs, but you also got distracted really easy. That never really changed though; no matter how old you grew, you were a child at heart with a soft spot for toys. Probably why you came back.

You pulled the trigger of the grabpack down hard, trying to grab the key in Huggy’s raised hand. It didn’t work though, because even when you did get a solid grip, you would always slip and either let go or the key just refused to leave the fuzzy blue 10-ft. tall creature’s hand. Eventually you just legit gave up, wondering if it would be a better idea to cut your losses and go home. Wouldn’t be a bad idea, and the thought sounded pretty damn stable the more you thought about it. But the moment you stood up to leave, they key, previously gripped tight in Huggy’s hand, fell straight onto your head, scaring the ever-loving shit out of you. It fell into your own hand, which confused you to no end. But now, you had no excuse for leaving, and you weren’t really a quitter when you had a chance. So, you unlocked the door you needed the key for, and was able to fix the wiring, which made everything infinitely better, because now you could see what the hell you were doing! Yay! Except...

it wasn’t 

not in the slightest

explanation?

When you returned to the main room, Huggy was nowhere to be found, which creeped you out to no end. He was just a doll, right? He shouldn’t be able to move! You calmed yourself, taking a breathe.

“Okay, maybe someone’s playing a prank on me. Not likely but, it’s more probable than Huggy moving on his own...” You spoke quietly to yourself, remembering all the times you’d his behind the door to give poor Laith Pierre a good scare, despite the poster of Kissy Missy telling workers specifically not to, but hey, like hell were you gonna listen to some sign of a toy you couldn’t ever take seriously. To be honest though, you couldn’t really take any of them seriously, besides maybe Poppy, who’s life-like eyes never ceased to creep the ever-loving shit out of you. Every. Single. Damn. Time.

But all joking aside, this was pretty damn sus, and you were starting to get slightly creeped. You started questioning you sanity and if you were the victim of a cruel, elaborate prank as you continued onwards, going back home through the front door seeming more and more like a great idea. Occasionally you’d think you saw a long, slinky arm retreat behind a door, only for it to be locked, and another time, when you hot the red hand, you could’ve sworn you saw a blue, devilish grin from a vent before it closed, right before you got the red hand of the grabpack. You were wondering why you stayed.

Eventually you made it to the build-a-friend part of the factory, where you pulled a bunch of levers and shit and assembled a catbee toy (more or less; all you actually did was pull levers and the machine did the rest). Anyways you watched the odd plastic (or was it?) hybrid go through the prosses, taking a moment to gawk at it’s flawlessness before putting it on the tray. The sign said “no one leaves without a toy!”  which you had laughed at.

“Haha, jokes on you, I’m leaving the damn thing here.” You had begun to march defiantly out the door, when footsteps other than your own made you open your eyes to see the possibly over 10ft tall Huggy Wuggy, walking towards you with a crazed looks, it’s mouth full of razor sharp teeth. Didn’t help that it almost looked like he was drooling.

“Oh HELL nah!” You cried an ran as fast as you could in the other direction, looking for a hiding place until you found your sanctuary in the vents. Thinking you were safe, you sat down with a huff, the initial shock of Huggy walking toward you like that taking more breath than your frantic running. 

This didn’t last however, as the convyor belt below you started moving, taking you though the vents. You started cussing loudly when you heard clanging in the vent next to you and looked through the grates to see Huggy Wuggy, who glanced at you before running somewhere down the vent in the direction the belt was heading.

“Ahh shit. Damn toys, why the hell can’t you ever stay where you’re supposed to be?” You complained as you walked down the vent, knowing it was very possible you’d die. You jumped with a shriek and started running in the other direction, slipping into a small vent opening when Huggy turned out to be waiting in a turn the belt was trying to lead you.

“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit-!” you cussed under your breath as you ran as fast as you could. Eventually you had fallen out of the vent, onto a nice catwalk. The vent door opened, Huggy Wuggy getting ready to finally end you, when you noticed a big box. If you were quick enough, maybe you could grab it. This slight moment of hesitation was one moment tooo long, as you felt yourself be picked up, hoisted high into the air. You sighed, rolling your eyes as you willingly accepted for the pain of your untimely demise, but were surprised when that never happened. But what surprised you the most was that not only were you still alive, but the big blue fluffy stickman was hugging you, making a sound in his chest that sounded a whole lot like a cat purring. You made a slightly surprised sound, then giggled. He held you out, tilting his head in confusion. It was actually really fucking cute, making you giggle a little more, petting his head. Or at least trying to, but your arms were no match for his, and you barely managed to brush some of the fur on his face. He held you a little bit closer so you could actually pet him, and made content cat-like noises as you rubbed his head.

“Aww, you’re not baddie. You’re just a lonely little kitty.”

So yeah, apparently you have an overgrown blue pet now.