#yeah im on my taste shit again😼

[linoguy]

MY EYES ARE GETTING TOO LOOSE

[delimeats-000]

HANDS OBSESSED READER WITH CHRIS ‼️ like shes always caught looking at his hands, messing with them, etc. and chris finally does something abt it 😼

YESSS, ofc. hope you like it!

Hands

summary: chris makes your dreams, of his hands, a reality

warnings: smut, language

pairing: chris sturniolo x reader

key: chris - y/n

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“fuck chris keep going. chris im gonna-“

“Y/n?”

chris’ voice snaps me out of the trance that only his hands can put me in. fuck, those hands, what i wouldn’t give to have them wrapped around-

“Y/n? Hellooo?”

fuck.

“Yeah?”

“Did you hear me?”

“No.” i say smiling.

“I asked if you’ve seen this movie before.”

“No, looks good tho.”

“It is, imma put it on.”

“Sounds good.”

his eyes focus back on the tv, mine move back to his hands.

his big, veiny, strong, rough-

“Ok, whats up?”

“Huh?”

“You keep spacin out.”

“Oh yeah.”

“Yeah.” he nods his head, “Why?”

i dont know if i should tell him. if i do maybe he’ll finally use them on me.

“My hands?”

fuck i didn’t even realize i was staring again.

“I- well yeah. But not-” his finger lands underneath my chin lifting up my head to face him.

“What were you thinking I do with these hands?”

“I don’t- I dont know.” i didn’t know what to say.

“How bout, I give you some options?” he says slowly with a slight smile.

i nod my head.

his right hand remains on my chin, while his left lands on my waist rubbing back and forth.

“Does that jog your memory?”

“No, I think you should keep trying.”

“What about this.” his right hand moves toward the nape of my neck and pulls me closer.

him and i nearly inches apart. my breath hitches and i try not to look in his hunger glazed eyes, he scoffs at me.

“Aww, poor baby. It’s ok, we’re gonna make your day dreams come true.” his hand moves to my face once more, this time resting on my cheek as he leans in and kisses me softly.

his left hand moving further down my back reaching to my ass then the back of my thighs then he stops.

“How am I doing, baby?”

“Good, great. Consider my memory jogged.”

he kisses down my neck then stops suddenly.

“Oh yeah? I’ll just stop then.”

“No no no, please.”

“Please what baby?”

“Please keep going.”

“Ok.” he shrugs.

his hands lay in the same places, but he slowly moves down, positioning them to lift me up and into his lap.

i breathe in sharply and i can feel my eyes widen with every small movement. as soon as he noticed he begins grinding his hips against me. placing his lips on mine rough, and starving.

he flips me onto my back getting on top, his left hand meets my throat.

“Can I keep going? I’ll make you feel good, promise.” he says leaning in towards me.

“Yes, fuck chris. Keep going.”

he kisses me again, one time before then untying my sweats and pulling them down toward my knees.

his right hand moves down my stomach and up again to massage my boobs before then going back down to reach my panties.

he moves further downward fingertips meeting my wet folds.

i shudder under the touch i’ve only ever dreamed of.

“You ok?”

“Yeah. Uh could you, could you just put them in me already.”

“Manners baby.” his voice lowers while his fingers rub my clit just barely. “Then, maybe ill finger fuck you. That’s what you’re focused on right?”

i let out a moan, more of a whimper really. “Chris, please. Stop teasing.”

he shoves his fingers inside of me abruptly. “Good manners.”

two of his fingers move in and out of me, curling with every send. he then rubs my clit with the pad of my while leaning over and kissing right on my pelvis

“Shit, Im really close, chris. Right there.”

“C’mon baby, cum on my fingers for me.”

“Fuck fuck, CHRIS.”

then i feel it. the knot in my lower stomach coming completely undone all over the hand ive fantasized about since the day i met chris.

he takes his fingers out bringing them to his lips and licking them clean off.

“Oh beautiful, you taste amazing.” he groans over the cream covering his long slender fingers. “So.” he stands up, lifting me to sit up and get comfortable.

“How was that, just like you imagined?”

“Better.”

“Good. Let’s watch my movie now.”

“No no. It’s your turn now.” i say pulling up my pants and getting on my knees.

he sits down on the bed where i was. “Oh, yes please.”

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pt. 2??? lmk, love you🫶🏼

edit: pt. 2 out now

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

https://www.tumblr.com/luminousbeings-crudematter/732875394009661440/yo-im-cumming-to-simons-cooking-tutorial-videos tis i, the same anon again. this was just absolutely go smacking stuff. love what you've been cooking, so i will ask for more. im wondering what car does simon drive? how did reader go to work previously before simon became her ride? im giggling thinking about her biking to work or having to carpool with johnny and him being a shit reckless driver, which kinda fits him. and when did simon have the i want her to be my wife, for me to be her husband moment? 6 months is honestly an impressive amount of time. they did start off as fuck buddies (as i gleaned from the chapters, although i might be wrong) so i would love to hear how she went from fuck this annoyingly amazing prick of a boss to he's still a piece of shit but i'll put up with him because i love him (derogatory)!!!! i love their dynamic honestly i do see myself in the reader a lot and really crave that sort of charged banter between people, as well as love how snarky and disgustingly confident simon is so this au. is REALLY dear to my heart!!! side note... if u take anons... i would love to be 😼 kitty anon!!! or knife anon 🔪🔪🔪 ... whichever u prefer!! have an amazing day!!!! 😼🔪😼🔪

You're seriously going to make me cry, you don't understand how much I LOVE these two! I feel like I shot myself in the foot with Alford Plea, because I could have written sooo much more for them! And also I am so happy to hear you relate to reader - she is the perfect match for him, isn't she? I love them I love them I love them

Now to get to the juicy stuff:

What does Simon drive?

BIG warning: I am not a car girly and will never be BUT I headcanon that Simon drives a big, fuck off, impractical car. To me, it's a black 2011 Range Rover Evoque. And I say it's impractical because...

How did you get to work before you started hooking up with Simon?

...in my mind, the story takes place in London. Of course, you take the Tube to work. Commuting in London is a nightmare, but driving??? LMAO. Good luck. No, like anyone in London who values their sanity and peace, you used to take the Tube to work. That being said, Simon is stubborn, and drives his fuck off gas guzzler, and does not give a flying fuck. You once asked him to ride on the Tube with you, and he didn't even bother responding.

When did Simon realise he wanted to marry you?

It was a rare Sunday afternoon when you were both home. You were making a marinara sauce. It had held your attention for the better part of the day and Simon had been delegated to assisting you. When you were finally happy with it, you held out a wooden spoon full of sauce to him to taste. This is the one, you'd said, your eyes shining and excited. Yeah, he'd thought to himself. The one.

[samuelroukin]

oh cmon that sounds cool asf kudos to 14yo ben

Wasted Potential Normal Guy is one of my favorite kinds of guy. i love me a story about a regular ass dude. and urban fantasy is so nice!! (and suits you so well imo). love the idea of a world where people are like "oh and this is josh he has Visions sometimes" and it's no big deal. speaking of deals, The Deal sounds mysterious and engaging and very curious 🧐 btw wonder how he got ex bf from hs to tag along (such a funky backstory for a friend. very fun. love it)

anyway that sounds just like my type of story. what a surprise! almost as if you were just my type of author or something. like if i liked your writing loads (haha loads) and that was the reason why i read it. huh. imagine that.

but fr it would probably Change me irreversibly. love me some good themes and motifs and the little bit you said already hit home lol. a book like that would fit my tastes to an almost concerning degree

(now give me some time i need to grieve that this is not a book i can pick up and read rn)

btw im being nice to you because i want to and i can and i mean it 😼

ough yeah there's so much to it (and i'd have to cut like 80% of background shit lmao) Many fun characters too, i have a full cast besides the main guys 😌 he (matt) and ex bf (hakim) haven't seen each other in years at that point and recent(ish) he walked into the coffee shop and they were like HUH bc whole different state. and instantly gelled again. and it certainly doesn't hurt that he's looking for a Film Project for school (yes he's nearing thirty and going to uni). and documenting a road trip like this sounds like a good opportunity lmao

slkjhsjkghfhgst fair! but trust me, the potential of it is better than anything i could actually Do so we'll both have to settle for wishing it was real 🫡

well stop it bc i clearly don't know how to handle it 🙏💀