#yeah also I realized self-ships are meaningless when your fav is a superintelligent human

[kaus-fangirlis]

Hi! For your ask game, of course I'm gonna say BSD with 2, 4, 8, 20 and 30? :)

Ah, Eliott, I am blessed with your presence in my deserted ask box OTL what do you wanna bet that this will be the only ask I’ll get pff 

2. Who would be the worst roommate: Oh FOR SURE that guy, Kajii... Motojiro Kajii! I had to google his full name because in my head he is just Lemonguy. I'd GO INSANE. I know I myself am chaotic, but THIS GUY is just a different type of irritable. Still a decent character tho. Also Fukuchi would be DISGUSTING.

4. Who has the best fashion sense/aesthetic:  Akutagawa, of course! According to my taste, he is peak aesthetic, in both clothes and attitude, I am on my knees for his style. Beast!Dazai too but we don’t want to bring that suffering up again, do we... Also SIGMA, he is fiercely magnificent goodness gracious

8. Who would be my sworn rival/archenemy: By "rival" do we refer to "crush you don't want to admit you have" or...? In the typical non-romantic sense, I think I'd be rivals with Akutagawa, and we would constantly fight for who is better, more aggressive, more poetic, more whatever, who gets more shrimps to grow out of a patch of soil etc. Just generally annoy the shit out of each other, while having deep respect for each other simultaneously. In that fictional world, I am sure we’d also be able to have anger issues contests and I would be free to manifest all the rage I stored for the past 7 years or so

20. Whose storyline I would rewrite: I wouldn't change a thing as of now, everything is magnificently written. Perhaps I would just revive Shibusawa so that Fedya would have one (more?) friend by his side. I'd also write myself into the story and watch the world burn from a distance. Maybe blow cold air into Ango's nape from time to time. Just girly things.

30. Who I'd be most likely to ask for advice: Oh, for spiritual/life advise, I'd go to Chuuya. I find it a pity that the fandom largely portrays him as "not that deep", or "not really brainy just an impulsive tsundere", or worse just Dazai's uke and that is his entire personality in some corners of the internet. On the contrary, Chuuya always striked me as a character with tough exterior and profound interior, his sense of loyalty, morality and beauty is something I am in awe at, and even if I don't mention him so often on my blogs, I love him deeply as a character. He and I are both impulsive deep down, sure, but I feel he and I both think of a more profound side of life, or of the divine itself, when we look up into the sky in quietude. For practical advise, like in communcation, reading people and guiding them, I'd go to Mori or Fedya without second thoughts. Sometimes you have to look the devil in the eyes, and learn the best methods from the worst people, because it just works and you can then use the same basic rhethoric tricks for good tasks with increased efficiency (source: my life so far?). Fedya would be the least interested in sharing that knowledge, perhaps, but Mori-san would take up a mentor role again, just like he did with every individual in the mafia. Think of how at peace Chuuya is around Mori. It's that kind of thing.

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