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sukugo · 4 months ago

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#he’s not a bad driver esp. for an old man who dates back to the horse and buggy era #but he is so full of road rage and drives like he’s in gta #Sukuna tries to run over pedestrians like. all the time. and Gojo thinks it’s extremely funny (bc he stops them with infinity so it’s nbd) #I just think it would be funny if they were in a vehicle together #any vehicle true form Sukuna sits in automatically looks like a clown car #someone put him in a Nissan cube #or a pt cruiser

the q&a implications for skg … listen — passenger princess Gojo making Sukuna drive him around even though he has like, no firsthand understanding of what an automobile is and does NOT understand traffic signals. Sukuna’s clutching the steering wheel with all four hands, barely holding it together. Gojo’s yapping, fiddling with the stereo, and he can hardly focus on the road. He gets honked at and almost pops a vein restraining himself from dismantling the driver into smithereens

#yeah 😭😭 fjsdhfjsdhdf #they're the funniest couple to think about driving. god they're the absolute worst. i would never put both of them together in a car ever.#much less behind a steering wheel #for me the funniest thing ever is that. sukugo. two grown adults. strongest sorcerers in the world and history. literal gods on earth.#......don't drive to their dates and it's ijichi who has to take them fsjfdsgjdshjfsdffds #jjk #sukugo #ijichi's gonna die of stress #like with satoru only it's already stressful enough for him #but then. sukuna. king of curses. who by himself is something else already.#but BOTH of them TOGETHER?#that's............way too much for any one person. rip ijichi

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