#yeaHHHH this is my JAM

[heartfullofleeches]

[talk/threats of suicide, Dark Humor]

Laughingstock [Slasher Yan] with a Darling who also threatens to off themselves when thing go awry. Whether they're legitimately suicidal or it's all morbid human is a constant plague on his mind, but depending on the circumstances LS would do a complete one-eighty and try to fix whatever's wrong.

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"If we run out of cereal again, I swear I'm going to jam this spoon in my eye."

"Aw.. Don't talk like that, Cupcake- If you need someone to talk to, I'm always here."

"...You do the same thing all the time."

"Yeahhhh, but- I wuv you and I want you to be okay.🥺"

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"If you keep ignoring me I'm gonna hang my noose outside your bedroom so the first thing you see next time you try to escape again is my lifeless corpse swinging in the doorway!"

"....okay, let's do it."

"You're always so fuckin' mean to me even though I- ...Huh?"

"Murder-Suicide right now. I'll choke you to death then I'll be right behind once I've watched the light drain from your eyes.. Sound good?"

"....."

"Fuuuuuck, that made me hard. Maybe we can skip the dying part for now and you can strangle me a little until your head's clear."

[bellaaae]

Yn speaking English in a nutshell.ft.proud Yunjin [102k views]

>Notes!-Korean Italics

— Clip 1✰

<Lesserafim ot6 live>

Yn took a whole sushi placing it on her plate.

She used her chopsticks and tried to fit the whole sushi into her mouth making her look like she was choking.

She used the chop sticks and tried to push the whole sushi into her mouth.

Sakura was the first to notice her.She pointed at yn laughing.

Yunjin laughed loudly.

“Baby ghorl~ baby gurl- slow down” she advised yn.

“What?” Yn asked in korean,talking with her mouth full.confused.

“She looks so cute” Eunchae cooed.

“Can someone please translate what Yunjin Unnie said?” Yn asked still confused.

— Clip 2✰

“You’re funny,I’m strawberry Jam~” Yunjin sang to Yn.

Yn looked up processing what Yunjin had just said.

“Sorrey!-Sorry-Sorry” Yunjin said waving her hands in an apologetic way.

“What?!….I dunt Under..Standdd” Yn said making Yunjin laugh.

“You have to say it like this…WHAT?! I.DONT.UNDERSTAND” Yunjin told Yn.

“Okay I’ll try it…WHAT?! OH MY GORSH I.DUNT.UNDER-“ Yn said but stopped to laugh.

Yunjin also laughs.

— Clip 3✰

“So is there anything that you guys wanna do while you’re here?” The interviewer ask lesserafim.

They all didn’t know what to answer with.

“Take picture” Yn spoke making the crowd laugh and also Lesserafim.

“Did you take a lot of pictures?” Yunjin asked Yn.

“Yeah!” Yn responded.

— Clip 4✰

“So how does it feel to be winning at life” the interviewer asked them.

They all turned their head not knowing what to answer.

“It’s sao surreal!” Yn responded and the crowd cheered.

“Yeah! Surreal!” Yunjin said being proud of Yn.

The other members were also proud.

— Clip 5✰

“What’s your idea of a perfect night?” The interviewer asked Lesserafim.

They started to think.

“Ummm..” Yunjin said.

“It’s tonight!” Yn said in her cute voice.

“Whoaaaa!” The crowd screamed.

Yunjin gave Yn her finger to high five.

Yn immediately high fived it.

“Here at Grammy museum!” Yn added.

“Yeahhhh!” Yunjin said with the crowd.

“With?” Yunjin asked.

“With…fearnots!” Yn spoke.

“Whoooo!”

— Clip 6✰

“Milk chocolate!” Eunchae said.

“Dark chocolate!” Sakura disagreed.

“This is better~” Eunchae said staring at Sakura.

Yn looked at them clueless at what they were saying.

“Yn milk or dark?” Eunchae asked Yn.

Yn tilted her head confused. “What?” She asked still confused.

“Milk or dark chocolate?” Eunchae translated for Yn.

“Milk!” Yn immediately agreed with Eunchae.

“Dark or milk?” Yn asked Kazuha.

“Dark or milk?” Kazuha repeated. “Uhhh I like dark…Because im 20yrs old!” She yelled.

“Milk is baby flavor.” Kazuha added trying to say that milk chocolate is for baby’s.

“Unnie taste milk” Yn said handing Kazuha a bar of milk chocolate.

She tasted it and started to process.

“Sweet-So sweet” she said nodding in satisfaction.

“Eh! So-So baby” Sakura said.

“Yeah!” Kazuha agreed.

“Milk or dark?” Yn asked the staff.

The staff voted for milk.

“OhKey!” Yn said smiling and SK was Eunchae.

“Milk or dark?” Yn asked another staff with shining eyes.

The staff voted for dark.

“Dark? Oh my GORSH” Yn said.

“Milk or dark?” Sakura asked another staff.

“Dark”

“Okay! Let’s go!” Sakura said excited.

No one else voted for milk chocolate.

Yn pouted and Eunchae gave a defeated face.

“Dark is the winner!” Kazuha announced.

”Dark is the best!” She added.

“Milk is so- baby!” Sakura and Kazuha said to tease yn and Eunchae.

✰𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐌

[champignone]

this is my first video on instagram, im not wearing a shirt its a shirtless jam oh yeahhhh... oo!

[crucibleknight]

top 5 kazhuira moments

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

hell yes. sorry for the delay on this one i really had to ruminate on it. and also almost made this a top 5 cringe comp but i resisted that impulse. so!

"snake, um..... would you be up for going to the coast to watch the sunset? just the two of us?"

having his face cradled pathetically before you jam his shades back on him in the first mission of mgsv

fumbling cecile catastrophically. any of the times he does this

that post-zeke cutscene where he's like 'yeahhhh i was lying to you this whole time about paz and everything but we're good right? right??'

dying offscreen

[theiloveyousong]

this is my first vidwo on insragram im not wearing a shirt its a shirtless jam oh yeahhhh

[suzyandthefox]

🤖🐬🎻 (and also, preds who are studying their prey)

AAAAA I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO ANSWER SO LATE

I just forgot entirely about this ask,damn ADHD

anyway, I answered the robot pred here

And I answered the merfolk here

🎻 Musical preds:

HECK YEAHHHH!!! Villian songs about how they're going to eat you are always a JAM! giving you entertainment before dinner (you're dinner)

The Tamatoa song still lives rent free in my brain until now.

Just loud flamboyant teasing preds that go into an entire musical number about how they're going to savour you and humiliate you before eating you

Good stuff

Preds who are studying their prey:

Generally a fun trope, scientist preds are fun, lab experiment preys are fun, v good stuff.

[diz-eaze]

The crumb!!! The college au crumb!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61372540

Skully is just so sweet and awful and *noises noises noises* he makes me so!!! Just so *rabid noises*

And theres! theres like a little prequel of oneshots bc its also a childhood friends au and they make me want to explode

oh, anon,,,,, oh my god. this rewired my brain.

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH COLLEGE SKULLY OUUUUUUU I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO PEAK LITERATURE !! In my head's college au skully, he met (y/n) during college which confuses him greatly because he's never really felt this way before, y'know? it's not to say he doesn't get obsessive prior to meeting (y/n) because he does - it's evident in the fanaticism he holds for the holiday of Halloween. but with (y/n) it's obviously something much different, he obsesses over something tangible - someone within his reach. it causes him to come off more obviously unhinged which he struggles to reign in because he just feels so much and so deeply just from being in the presence of his blockmate.

BUT ALSO imagining this downright insane obsession he holds for (y/n) gradually manifesting since children due to being childhood friends??? delicious. scrumptious, even. gawddd even in normal literature I absolutely love love love childhood friends to lovers because exploring the concept of when exactly did the platonic love character A holds turned into yearning for something more is so, so fun IMO !! and with yandere added in,,, yeah. YEAHHHH THIS IS MY JAM !!!!!!!!!!!

also, skully's reaction when ace commented on him not being together with with yuu,,, LMFAOOOOOO revelation so mind boggling it caused him to drop his mug smh. outcast, freakazoid modern college au skully you will always live on in my heart

[crystalgastles]

This is my first video on Instagram I’m not wearing a shirt it’s a shirtless jam oh yeahhhh

[hollypies]

It’s pride month, that means it’s time to bring out my favorite picture for you to share

YEAHHHH 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a trans explosion gif but I uh. Lost it in the 1200 images... on my phone... oughh

Also hi neo!!!! We found a wild apple tree in our yard a few days ago and they got these Itty bitty apples on them!!! Just a bit bigger than a cherry, and they're ripe today so I bit into a small one to see what it tastes like, so mom can decide if she wants to make jam or not, and it was SO GOOD! like, it was sour, but not super sour, and it was really juicy! Isn't nature so cool :)

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

also with the genderbend thing, i find it a little odd when a fanfiction is about a mlm/wlw ship, but one is genderbent? like that feels weird to me. like when it’s a fic about one of them being trans or if both are genderbent, i think that’s cool, and valid. but when a mlm/wlw ship becomes cis man and cis woman, that. that makes me go “hmm”

YEAHHHH I notice that a lot and like. hm. It seems very juvenile to me tbh, like yknow when ur a kid and you Live In A Society and your parents haven't taught you about gay people yet so you can only possibly conceive of a relationship as being between a man and a woman so you roleplay as a boy wolf on Animal Jam to date girl wolves even if you're a girl in real life. I think w tf2 fic specifically it's most common to make a guy merc date the girl version of himself (which I can't criticize I would date the. well my gender's weird but I'd fuck my own clone is what I'm getting at) but I HAVE seen like. fic where one is swapped to a woman and the other stays a man and the fic is from like 2013 so you know it's for lame heterosexuality reasons and not fun transgender reasons

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hello lovely! Absolutely LOVE your writing, and I was hoping to get a BOB ship, if that's okay 🤭

I'm 5'4'' and have dark hair, tan skin, and dark blue eyes. I recently got curtain bangs that I really vibe with, and it feels like the beginning of a new era, because they gave me a lot of confidence lol. My pronouns are she/her. I'm an INTP-T and a taurus (who is super excited for her 21st next week hehehe)

In terms of personality, I've always been more of an introvert, but I'm learning to put myself out there more, speak up for myself, and set better boundaries as of recently. I'm loyal to those I care about, but as a double taurus, I'm pretty stubborn when I'm passionate or feel strongly about something. When I care about someone I do it wholeheartedly. And if I care about a subject, then get ready for an infodump lol.

As a kid I did ballet, gymnastics, archery, and played piano (as well as a few other instruments), but now that I'm older I focus mainly on running, weight lifting, and baking for fun. It helps to relieve the stress of being a history major, haha. History, writing, and beadwork are my jam, but I also live for outdoor activities like hiking and kayaking - anything that lets me be in the sun.

Yeahhhh, there's not a lot to me lol, I hope that was enough. Thank you so much in advance darling! 💕🕊️

Thank you so much for your request honey!! (i’m an INTP too omggg 😭🩵)

I ship you with…

Shifty Powers !

Song recommendation: Hopelessly Devoted to You - Olivia Newton-John

- Reading your description, he just completely popped into my head and I think your personality would blend so nicely with his! Like you both like having fun outdoors, and are more on the introvert side but both of you are so friendly!

- I think you guys would start off as friends first, just getting to know each other and being around one another before a relationship ever sprouted, but the whole time he would have a super crush on you

- Like he would think you are so beautiful, inside and out, he gets major butterflies every time he sees you and talks to you it’s insane, It would be so hard for him to hide his feelings towards you without making a complete fool of himself because you just make him so nervous (in a good way ofc) every time you’re around

- He thinks your blue eyes are so beautiful, like he could stare into them for hours if he wanted too, he thinks they’re even gorgeous in the sunlight, really just everything about you is absolutely drop dead divine to him omg

- I think he would eventually ask you out after some major convincing by some of the other guys, he would go all out to ask you properly

- Like he would probably take you someone so unique, like a lakeside with a pretty view, or on a scenic hiking trail, and at the end of you guys talking/hanging out, he would ask you, and ofc you’d say yes

- Okay let me tell you how he LOVES your curtain bangs 🤭 like he never told you straight up how much he likes it but omg omg he finds it so dang attractive (also be prepared for him to play with your bangs when he’s sleepy too)

- Y’all’s dynamic is so cute together, like he’s more of a listener and he loves hearing you talk about what ever you’re interested in, and you like to talk about certain topics that you’re into and passionate about! He would be happy to listen to any of the stuff your interested in and would probably end up enjoying it too!

- He finds it so cool that you used to do archery, I mean like, who wouldn’t want to have a badass girlfriend that has the same aim as Katniss Everdeen? LOL but in all seriousness he thinks that’s super cool about you

- If you let him, he would totally enjoy listening to you play the piano or whatever instruments you would like to play, he just thinks you are super talented in general and whatever you are doing he know you will be so good at whatever it is, It’s so peaceful to him just listening to you play, (he thinks you are so gifted omg it’s so cute)

- Ugh and he would be such a good boyfriend to you, like he’s an absolute simp and just wants to make you happy in any way possible, plus he’s super thoughtful and makes every little thing he does for you meaningful

- For example, he would hear to talk with your friends about a cuisine you’ve been craving, and how you’ve been feeling down. He would take you out to dinner there, buying almost the whole menu from the restaurant, a big bouquet of your favorite flowers, and a trip to see a movie you’d been wanting to watch a the theater.

- And wait there’s more; at the end of the date, he would take you home and give you loves of cuddles and massages there, reminding you how much he loves you and how lucky he is for you, and making your favorite ice cream too!

- He is so good for your mental health too, like he’s such a gentleman at every little date (holding doors, kissing your hand, giving you his jacket, etc.) and he always respects your boundaries and how you feel. Like if someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable, he’ll tell them to cut it out, with a total death stare, or if he did something that made you uncomfortable he would apologize and swear to never do it again

- He is the most sincere and genuine boyfriend you could ever ask for, like every little thing he does for you is so planned and thought out like, “Will she like if I say this?” or “Will she like if I do that?”

- He’s so cute, even down to little nicknames he calls he’ll try and really think hard of one that suits you or makes sense (he would come up with “Birdie” as your nickname because of your musical talent and bc you like being in nature) HES SO CUTE OMG. 😭

- You know what’s so cute, you and him baking together omg, He would be your helper the whole time, getting the ingredients out for you to bake, and stuff like that, bro is really just trying to get a recipe tho because he loves your baking so much

- I think he is also really into history!! Like you and him watching a historical documentary or something like that is a staple in y’all’s relationship

- He will LOVE to do anything outdoor with you, going to his hometown and kayaking and hiking he’d love it so much, that’s honestly one of his favorite places to be with you, and it’s the perfect combination of his two favorite things; nature and you ;)

- He loves seeing how much you care and how passionate you can get about something, he will be there to support you 100% if someone is objecting your thoughts and he just respects it so much on how vocal you can get about what you believe in (as long as he’s not on the other side of it all)

- You’re excited for your birthday? Well be ready because I could totally see him buying you a million gifts and dedicating the whole week prior to get you everything you want/need for your birthday!

- Overall He’s honestly the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, whatever you need, he’s got it for you, he’ll be there for you emotionally, physically, and spiritually 100%, he is so kind and generous and he just loves you so so much

Thank you again for your request lovely! I hope you enjoy bunches!! 🩷🩶

[narrie]

yeahhhh ariana was definitely making decisions emotionally and not technically plus she didn't give her team the right songs to sing a lot of the time

rip but hey how come they did what's my jam or whatever it's called, the jimmy fallon show u know what i mean, but they didn't this time 😤 that would've been fun promo

[kalmiaclown]

The hammer one would be funny with jam honestly.

Yeahhh yeahhhh I see itttt, okay thank u for the imput I've made my decision.

[stormyscrapez]

this is my first video on instagram im not wearing a shirt its a shirtless jam oh yeahhhh

[bogos--binted]

this is my FIRST VIDEO ON INSTAGRAM im NOT WEARING A SHIRT its a SHIRTLESS JAM oh YEAHHHH

[onehunnit]

April Comebacks/Debuts that I Caught!*

*in no particular order, non-exhaustive, and all songs were released between April 1st and April 30th. 🎶 means it was playlisted!

*Locked On by VVUP: This technically came our march c32st my time but whatever, going in april list: I enjoy how this track goes but im unsure ab the chorus. but who knows?

🎶 Deja Vu by TXT: yet ANOTHER Deja Vu kpop song. nah im jk. This song is really banger, i love the guitar riffs. However, TXT (FOR ME) do their best when they're in their pop punk bag so the remix does clear I fear.

Renegade by LUCAS: Man idk NOTHING ab what happened to Lucas and why he was kicked out (I have a vague idea?). Anyways. This is like.... not good. Painfully average at best, boring and snoozefest at worst. The entire release is, Crushing On You is the closest I get to being happy ab this. And I'm still not. This solo shit may not be it king 🙌🏾. I will never get those three minutes back 😭

SHEESH by BABYMONSTER: It is better than Batter Up for sure and the girlies ate up that rap like no tomorrow. But it's just not my cup of tea at the end of the day.... :(. the dance is addictive tho fr

LURE BY I.M: This song is really nice 😭😭 I.M's music always is

🎶 Midas Touch by Kiss of Life: BRITNEY SPEARS' CHILDREN! 10/10 AMAZING SHOW STOPPING NEVER DONE BEFORE ETC ETC ETC WHEN I TOUCH YA

🎶 By My Monster by ONF: Wahhhhh this song is so beautiful the chorus HITS and the post-chorus instrumentation like fawk! GIVE THE BOYS THEIR FLOWERS. i wanted to hatethe rap but i fear the transitions in and out of it are in fact well done

Could It Be by YUQI: This was a cute little jam!

🎶 BLUSH by woo!ah!: take these girls out of nugudom. EXPEDITIOUSLY. THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD UR JOKING!?!? this is MY SPRING SONG! MINEEEE. I FEEL LIKE MONEYYYY

Beautiful MAZE by DRIPPIN: I heard this song once and it was stuck i my head for the next three weeks.

Girl's Night by LOOSEMBLE: Died 2020, reborn 2024. Welcome Back GFRIEND /j

Flower Rhythm by ARTMS: i do enjoy this genre a lot and I started choreographing something to thus. Guys. Spring is here and the ggs are making sure you know!

Impossible by RIIZE: whoever said this sounds like a SHINee reject is right, but that's how u know they ate 🤭 Again adhering to my belief that every bg should have a club banger. side note: sm been fumbling the bag so bad (see: renegade) so bring that boy BACK

PSYCHIC by LAY: WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST HE CAME BACK. I enjoy this song!

Earth, Wind and Fire by BOYNEXTDOOR: this is hella catchy.... they did eat with this one 🙈

Bubble Gum by NewJeans: this is a rly cute song 🫶🏾

SPOT by ZICO ft Jennie: Zico can miss.. Jennie can't miss... and they hit the target with this one 🤷🏾‍♀️

🎶HEYA by IVE: I really loved this sample flip and y'all know i'll alwaysbe tapped into a demjointz joint. that insturmental goes crazyyyy

🎶But I by SOLAR: goddd solar's vocal never fails to move me. This is the exact song I woulda lost my shit to in eighth grade and I'm still losing my shit to it now ngl

MAESTRO by SEVENTEEN: That instrumental section is sooo juicy and bonkers i love it.pots and pans music but good

🎶Little Things by Xdinary Heroes: HELLLL YEAHHHH BROTHER