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When your little sister drags you to the Day of Devotion festival and leaves you with the youngest prince of the enemy kingdom 👀
#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#fire emblem fates#fire emblem leo#fire emblem takumi#takuleo#leokumi#yea they’re gay keep scrolling#The two first fe characters I fell in love with 🙏#fates isn’t my absolute fav fe anymore but every now and then I think abt all the royals I love them all very much#I literally popped tf off when this banner was revealed
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yk i always thought there was something between you and feng….. and i love to see it
“Hah… Fuck I got a lot of explaining… But… Me and Min have a thing going on…”
#dead by daylight#dbd#dbd ask blog#silent hill#silent hill 3#chery mason#heather mason#feng min#Yea they’re gay keep scrolling#Cher fell hard for the gamer#sh#sh3#silent hill ask blog#dead by daylight ask blog
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Literally my friends dynamic with me tho
@fleshblueberry
#yea we gay keep scrolling#math is killing me so make memes to cope#they both literally walk me to class every morning#and after lunch too#they’re honestly amazing I love them
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obsessed w your new mc x aeran art bc it just looks like a “yea we’re gay keep scrolling” meme adfgsfhjk
Cryin this is all I want to convey in life they’re peak mlm wlw solidarity by being incredibly bisexual on main thank you
#anon#answered#I didn’t plan to draw them at all my hands slipped tbh AHSJSJ I’m not even joking ANAJ#thank you!
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yea they’re gay. keep scrolling.
two different bg colors bc i couldn’t decide
[ID: digital drawing of snafu and sledge from the pacific. they're wrapped in a rainbow blanket and kissing. both of them are blushing and smiling, and eugene is resting his hand on his boyfriend's chest. /end desc]
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Diakko!Odyssey AU
Most recent update: 8/28/2020 I added the comic of them meeting and also wrote a little snippet under the Diakko section
Welcome all. This post will officially be my master post of the Odyssey AU which will be updated as time moves forward so that I can link all of my related art to it. Yes I will not be posting multiple separate Updates in text posts how it’s traditionally done, but instead there will be information with each art and then a link back to this post. This is to avoid clutter since I hardly post on this blog anyway so it wouldn’t be fun having to scroll through all of my “OH ALSO THIS HAPPENS!” to get to art. Also I keep changing my mind on a lot of things in the AU so disregard information under the arts anyway as I will be posting here what is actually relevant.
Another key thing: I will be avoiding spoilers as much as possible until they are either shown in art or stated explicitly like I do in posts because I am the absolute worst at surprises. But anyway fear not for spoilers. Things said here are things that should be hinted at/known already. (and also I hardly know anything but maybe I will in due time)
Without further ado..
Introduction
What is the Odyssey AU?
The odyssey au is an alternative universe combining both Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey and Little Witch Academia into this (very random) adventuring story that takes place in ancient Greece. I guess I can’t say that it’s random since one of my favorite things about both ACO and LWA is the ties/references to mythology with the former obviously more rooted in the mythology and the latter just fun easter egg references.
The general premise is that Diana is a misthios(mercenary) who travels with Akko, a shapeshifter, across Greece to find the answers pertaining to her origin.
The first art post: Diana and Akkoros
While living her life as a misthios, Diana searches for the answers pertaining to her origin and superhuman (described as “magical”) abilities along with Shapeshifter Atsuko, who commonly uses her powers for flight, but is not shy to switch to animals more suited for combat.
But I don’t know what Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey is?
That’s fair and understandable. Honestly my AU diverges a lot from the game so I don’t think knowledge of ACO is exactly necessary it’s just fun to understand the connections if you know them. Basically the key things you need to know from ACO as of now is:
Kassandra (the protag) is known as the Eagle Bearer because she has an eagle that is known as the “eagle of Zeus” throughout the game. And they adventure together and Ikaros (the eagle) can hunt n kill things and See things and tbh he’s rly just a cool eagle but not a shapeshifter or anything lol
Kassandra is a Mercenary (misthios) which is basically a for Hire fighter/person who will p much do anything for money (if they want to do it)
Kassandra is usually referred to a demi-god because of her powerful fighting abilities in which I mean yea she literally has powers and can blast people like a billion miles away (im jk but-)
Kassandra can tame animals (which ones depending on your skill level). You can tame uhh wolves, lynx, leopards, lions, bears. This is where my ‘shapeshifter’ idea began and it pretty much fit perfectly since Akko’s favorite spell is the shapeshifting one.
Other than this, the most important things to know for this AU is just,, general mythology,, I guess? Or history? General history of mythology and how people worshipped/acted in accordance to the gods. And I’m not saying im going to be historically accurate obviously, nor even mythologically accurate (if that’s even a thing lol), I’m just here to have a good time and enjoy my gay mercenaries while talking about gods/goddesses as if I even know (thankfully I have my gf who is way more interested in mythology than me to help me)
I’ve only played like half of the Atlantis DLC after beating the game so whoopsie. I honestly really wanna replay everything now that I have this AU just so I can focus more on details and what I can yoink.
Characters
Diana
Art:
Diana’s sketch-dump though she really needs a new one.
Diana in wheat field
Diana is the main protagonist of the story, but they pretty much both share the spotlight anyway. Her goal is to find out why she has certain powers (which I have officially decided, finally...) that aren’t exactly human. Since being a misthios was an easy way for her to travel and make drachmae, she chooses to do it while on their journey. Dammit I came up with her lore but as per the rules of this masterpost I can’t write about it until it’s out smh.. Ah I forgot that I already spilled that she is a goddess/demi-goddess (haven’t decided which yet) so yea that’s the Tea.
Described as very beautiful, there are rumors of her that state she is a pathway to Elysium (despite many people not deserving to go to Elysium). She is also known for her stoic face and a red bird that follows her around.
Diana is only found smiling with Akko and keeps buying Akko clothes despite her outer grievances each time Akko destroys something.
Diana was there with her mother at Chariot’s speech/performance.
Diana is skilled with any weapon.
Akko
Art:
Akko sketch-dump
Akko is a shapeshifter who travels with Diana across Greece in search for her idolized Chariot. Trusting both Diana’s skills and powers, Akko decides that Diana is the best choice to help achieve her goal as they adventure together.
Orphaned at a young age, Akko is, at first, very unfamiliar with how exactly to use her powers because there was no one around to teach her. She uses a bird most often because it is her first and most skilled transformation, but eventually learns to use stronger animals over time. Also eagle-vision is much more useful to Diana when they’re scoping the grounds anyway.
Like all shapeshifters, Akko has a symbol on her neck that signifies what she is. Due to the high prejudice against shapeshifters, Akko stays an animal to avoid being known, and also does not transform in front of others unless to kill them. If she has to be a human, Akko commonly wears a hood to hide her neck.
Akko is one of the last shapeshifters to exist, and, despite Chariot being rumored to have finally been murdered, she still believes Chariot is alive.
Akko was with her parents when they all attended Chariot’s final speech/show and here began her dream.
Akko can use a dagger if she needs to.
Side-characters
Akko’s Parents: Shapeshifters who were murdered when Akko was a young age.
Chariot: A shapeshifter who somehow had a voice and power that even normal people listened to. Akko idolizes Chariot because, despite the hate against shapeshifters, Chariot was well known and was an activist for shapeshifters despite the danger upon her head. Chariot mysteriously disappears one day for reasons unknown, and everyone but Akko assumes she was finally murdered.
Shapeshifters
Shapeshifters are defined as humans who possess the ability to transform to any animal at will. Unfortunately, because animals were seen as less than human, shapeshifters were defined as “punished by the gods” and so many decided shapeshifters needed to be removed from the world for sin. This causes a massacre of shapeshifters to the point that they are instead a rarity.
Shapeshifters do not transform with their clothes, and so either destroy them or lose them depending on their transformation.
All shapeshifters have a symbol on their neck which is what is used to find them. They can also be found by their human personalities/characteristics when they are an animal.
If weakened, shapeshifters return to their human form and cannot transform until they are stronger.
Diakko
Art:
Meeting (Comes with a 500 word story!)
Misthios!Diana and Shapeshifter!Akko Sketch-dump
Diana and Bear!Akko
Fancy Diakko (the first continuity error lol)
Diana and Akko adventure together and do all of their quests together as a rag-tag chaotic duo. God I’m so excited for this section I wish I could make art FASTER but anyway:
They meet at about 17 years old but the main story takes place when they are 18+
The two get off to a wrong start when Diana saves Akko’s life. Because Akko is a shapeshifter, she’s high in value to kill probably by some cult idk but there is always a bounty on her head. When Diana saves her, Akko assumes Diana only did so to steal the drachmae from the original perpetrators, but Diana really just leaves her alone afterwards. Confused, Akko legit just starts tagging along LMAO she finds Diana interesting and so follows her and Diana’s just like what the fuck but eventually she gets over it. They become powerful assets to each other as Diana can now scope the skies with Akko and Akko is pretty much protected under Diana. Then when Akko gets much stronger Diana gets extra manpower and protection too.
Akko enjoys staying in her human form to spend time with Diana.
Diana keeps buying Akko clothes just because it makes Akko happy (and also, despite Akko uncaring because her transformations are so frequent anyway, Diana doesn’t want her to be naked??)
Diana is easily persuaded by Akko and puts Akko’s interests first (feeds her first, considers what Akko would want, etc.)
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Halloween Extravagnza
Written by @gazebo-reddie
Gift for @sourmoist
Pairing: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak
Word count: 2832
Rating: T
"Ok, so what about....this??" Richie perused the Halloween section on Amazon. He had searched 'Halloween couples costumes' and was met with a long list of 'boyfriend/girlfriend' costumes. He could tell Eddie was very annoyed at this point and on the verge of completely blowing it off.
Eddie looked towards the screen and huffed. "Does it fucking look like I want to be a loofa?? Are you fucking serious Richie?" He rolled his eyes and took the mouse from Richie's hand.
"I would have never assumed searching for Halloween costumes would be so fucking stressful." Richie sighed and leaned back into the computer chair. He rolled back a bit and pulled Eddie into his lap. "Is there any costume you have in mind? Maybe we could just make ours?"
Eddie situated himself to be more comfortable and placed his elbow on the desk. He rested his elbow on the table and pinched the upper bridge of his nose. "I have nothing in mind."
He continued to scroll down the long list of costumes, quickly getting to his limit. "UGH!!! THIS IS POINTLESS!!" He slammed the mouse down and threw himself back into Richie's chest. He made an 'oomph' sound at the impact, slightly getting the wind knocked out of him.
"Hey calm down Eds, maybe it's for the best." Richie wrapped his arms around Eddie's waist and rested his chin on his shoulder. He could see the blush on Eddie's cheek crawl up to the tip of his ear. At this point, Richie couldn't tell if it was from frustration or the way he was being manhandled by him.
"Oh fuck off you prick!" Eddie hissed at Richie and gave his knee a "love tap", as he liked to call it.
"I didn't even say anything!" Richie laughed and held Eddie closer.
"Oh my God, I can feel you smirking from a mile away!" He tried to struggle away but failed.
Richie gave Eddie a raspberry on his upper cheek, which resulted in him laughing and screaming "Richie!!!" In disgust.
As if it were a cartoon, an idea popped into Richie's head like a lightbulb. "Oh shit, I have an idea for a costume!!"
In the middle of wiping off the spit on his face, Eddie perked up. "What? What is it? Please tell me you're not joking because I really am not in the mood for jokes and--"
As Eddie continued to go on, Richie typed his idea into the search engine and smiled wide when it popped up.
"Oh hell no."
"Eddie please, it's perfect!!" Richie put his hands together in a praying motion still wrapped around Eddie.
"No Richie! I don't wanna look like a fucking idiot."
"We won't though! It'll be fun! Come on please!" Richie put on his puppy-eyes-face, which was always extreme due to his glasses magnifying his brown peepers.
Eddie stared into his eyes for a beat, then groaned out frustration. "Fuck. Fine. Whatever!" He huffed and crossed his arms, "But I swear! If I get made fun of or embarrassed, I will never talk to you again!”
“Aight, deal! I’m happy with those stakes.” Richie placed the costumes in his cart and ordered them. “Anyways, I think there’s something worse than being embarrassed at the party.”
“You’re still caught up on that Rich? You know they’ll be happy for us. Knowing them they probably guessed it already.” Eddie placed his hand on Richie’s leg, rubbing it comfortingly.
“Yea but what if they don’t agree...” Richie placed his hand on top of Eddie’s and squeezed.
Eddie could tell he was getting anxious and overstressed about this topic again. “If they don't, then we’ll just ditch them,” Eddie lifted Richie’s hand and gave it a light kiss. Richie loved it when Eddie showed affection, it immediately lowered his anxiety. “but you know they’ll be super happy for us. Come on Richie, its the Loser’s we’re talking about...”
“Yea yea I guess...” Richie sighed a sigh of relief and looked up at the back of Eddie’s head. He moved in close and gave it small kisses.
Eddie laughed at the sensation and squeezed his hand. “Stop it Rich! That tickles you dip!”
Richie ignored Eddie’s plea and continued to kiss the back of his head slowly moving down his neck. Eddie shivered from the sensation and let out a sigh. He was then surprised to feel and arm slink under his knees.
“Oh my go-- Richie do not pick me up.” Richie ignored his request and lifted him anyway, gaining a tiny slap to his back. Eddie wiggled around, “You know I hate being picked up! DO you know how many accidents occur when people are picked up? Especially bridal style! Lots of people hit their heads on objects and get concussions-- how did I get on the bed?”
Eddie usually never pays attention to his surroundings when he starts ranting so Richie found the moment the perfect opportunity to carry him to the bed. Richie laughed at Eddie’s flustered state and flopped down next to him.
“Man I am fucking beat! I am ready to hit the sack, please.” He rolled onto his side and raised his arm trying to coax Eddie to cuddle with him.
He rolled his eyes and turned off the lamp illuminating the room. He moved in closer and pressed his face into his chest.
Richie hugged Eddie close and gave him a goodnight kiss on the top of his head. “Goodnight spaghetti boy o’ mine.” He felt a quick sharp pain in his leg and laughed.
“Night moron...,” (muffled speech) there was silence for a moment and Eddie said something that Richie could quite make out.
“What?”
“I-I said...i...i love you. Now shut up and sleep before I die of embarrassment.”
Richie smiled wide. Eddie couldn’t see because it was pitch black and his face was pressed into his chest, but he knew.
“I love you too...”
They then drifted off to sleep in the warmth and comfort of each other’s presence and touch.
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Bevvie: Ok so where yall at?
Bird Boy: Me and Bill are right around the corner
Bevvie: Yea bu what about Rich and Ed? They’ve been MIA since this morning??????
Billie: Idk try calling him?
Bevvie: Ye ill do that
Bevvie: See u guys whn yal get here.
“R-Richie...” Richie grabbed at the back of Eddie’s shirt and pressed their lips harder together. From the corner of his eye, Eddie could see Richie’s phone light up.
“Shit Beverly’s calling us.”
“Just leave it...” Richie sighed, pressing his face into his neck, trying to avert his attention back to his lips but Eddie ignored him, picked up the phone, and answered.
“Yea?....oh yea it was just next to me so...yea we’re coming still...out of breath? No, I’m totally fine...” Eddie laughed nervously “Yea bye, see you guys later.” He hung up the phone and put it back down.
Richie stared at him with a frustrated look.
“You get to kiss me all the time Richie, why are you mad now?” Eddie crossed his arms and chuckled.
“I’m not mad at that you dip! I’m mad cuz you answered the phone! You know I don’t want to go to this party!” Richie grabbed his glasses from the bed and put them on.
“Richie, oh my fucking god are you serious? We’ve talked about this party for weeks! Remember buying these stupid ass costumes?” Eddie angrily pointed at the couple's costume sitting next to them.
Richie frowned. It’s not the party he was worried about though. Eddie seemed to have forgotten about the big secret they’ve been keeping from the rest of the world, aside from Richie’s mom who accidentally walked in on them making out once (she was completely supportive though).
“Eddie... I don’t know if I can...,” Richie bit his fingernail from the anxiety building up in his chest “if I can come out to them.”
Eddie sighed and quickly felt saddened. “Richie...”
“They’ll be upset that I hid it from them, hid us from them. They’re not gonna want to be my friends Eddie! They’ll hate me!” Richie’s eyes started to well up. He looked down as the tears started to fall down.
Eddie placed a hand on Richie’s cheek, wiping the tears away. “Calm down Richie, calm down.” He kissed his forehead and hugged him close.
They stayed together for a while until Richie calmed down. Somehow, after lots of begging and consolation, Eddie convinced Richie to at least try going to the party. They put their costumes on and looked at each other.
Richie burst out laughing. “Holy shit! You look hilarious. You look like a little gay uncle from the 70′s.”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?” Eddie punched Richie in the arm and glared at him. “Anyways you look gayer than me! Come on you have a fucking white turtleneck on under a rainbow sweater vest!”
“Yea but your turtleneck is yellow so....fuck you.” Richie laughed and grabbed his phone. “Let’s take a picture, Spaghetti.”
Eddie groaned and moved next to him to take a selfie. Rich took a few pictures and laughed.
He raised his hand into the air and put on his stupid British voice. “Alright now. Let us venture off into the night and hopefully not get abandoned by the only people that love and care about me!”
“Yea yea finally let's go! We’re already an hour late...”
They walked out of their dorm room and made their way downstairs to the lobby of the dorms.
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Richie parked his car out front of the building and took a deep breath.
“Alright let's crash this fucking Halloween party.”
Eddie furrowed his brow and looked at Richie in confusion. “No Rich, we’re not crashing this party. Don’t you dare think about that.”
“Just a joke sourpuss.” Richie moved over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Eddie laughed and they both made their way out of the car. Richie walked over to him and took his hand. He could feel the anxiety building up in his chest the closer they got to the front of the building.
“Richie your hands are so clammy.” Eddie laughed and let go to wipe off the sweat. “Maybe you have hyperhidrosis, like when people get super sweaty and always have raisin fingers--”
Eddie looked back to see Richie standing still looking petrified. His eyes were wide and his mouth was open. He was hyperventilating and shaking.
“Richie!?” Eddie’s heart dropped. He ran over to him and held his face.
Richie’s world was crashing down on him. He couldn’t breathe. His chest was tight like someone was squeezing his lungs. His legs trembled with fright and they soon gave out on him. Eddie fell to the ground with him, still holding his face.
“I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t!!” Richie choked out the only thing he could think about.
“Richie what’s wrong!? Why are you having a panic attack!?” Eddie held him close and comforted him as best he could but it didn’t seem like he was calming down. “I’m gonna go get the others! Beverly will know what to do!”
Richie couldn’t form words very well since it felt like his emotions were a tidal wave going through his brain. He tried to grab Eddie and not let him leave him, but he pulled away and ran to the party house.
Eddie ran inside the house and looked around at the crowds of drunken college students yelling and dancing throughout the house. He panicked thinking he’d never find anyone in the crowds. He squeezed his way through the crowds looking around for firey red hair.
He ran up to random people and asked if they knew Beverly but of course none of them knew. He ran down hallways and knocked on closed doors, even walking in on a few couples engaging in the fine sport of twister. Even after spamming the group chat, no one was answering anything.
He was at loss and out of breath. He was about to just give up and go back outside to comfort his fallen partner until he felt a hand on his shoulder.
“Eddie...right?” She was someone Eddie had seen in some of his classes, but he never knew her name.
“Y-Yes??” He tried to catch his breath and compose himself, but ultimately failed.
“You’re looking for Beverly, right? Someone texted me saying there was a crazed child running around asking for her.”
Eddie nodded enthusiastically. “Yes please, do you know where she is!”
She pointed towards the back of the house. “She’s outside by the pool! I was just with her.”
Eddie hugged the girl without really thinking about it. “Thank you!”
He ran out the back door towards the pool.
“BEVERLYYYYYY!!!!!!!”
She whipped her head around at breakneck speed. “Eddie!!” She smiled wide and stood up ready to hug him. The rest of the losers watched as Eddie grabbed her hand and pulled her back towards the house.
Beverly was tripping over her own feet trying to process all the sudden events happening to her at once.
“Jesus Christ Eddie!!!” There were a couple times she couldn’t keep up with his speed, so she would trip a little and almost fall. “What’s going on!? Where are you taking me!?”
“Richie!”
Beverly could tell something was wrong so she didn’t question anymore.
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It seemed like he had lost time because the next thing he felt was Beverly’s arms wrapping around him and hugging him close.
“Rich omg what’s wrong? Are you alright?” She ran her hand over his head and rubbed his back as he cried onto her shoulder. He was shaking intensely and choking out sobs.
She shushed him and held him close.
“Eddie, what happened?”
Eddie shrugged. “I-I don’t know! He just, like, freaked the hell out and fell to the ground. I think-I think he’s having a panic attack or something.” He kneeled down and rubbed Richie’s back.
“Well yeah, obviously he had a panic attack, Eddie!”
Soon enough Richie calmed down enough to gather himself.
“Thanks, Bev.” He hugged her again and sighed. “That was a lot...”
“Yeah, now what the fuck happened to you? People just don’t randomly have panic attacks...”
A blush spread across his face as he tried to think of how to form a cohesive sentence. “Well...uh. You see. Me and-- Me and Eddie... Well uh--”
Eddie laughed and rolled his eyes. “We’re, well me and Richie are, uh, dating. We’re dating.”
Bev stared at them blankly. Richie could feel his face heating up and his throat closing. She suddenly burst out laughing, bending over and holding her stomach. “Y’all think this was a surprise!?”
Richie and Eddie looked at each other confused and lost.
“W-What?”
“Not gonna lie, you guys are horrible at keeping secrets. We all guessed it, but we didn’t want to like assume and make you guys uncomfortable.”
Richie and Eddie comically looked at each other with a blank expression, then at Beverly. They broke out laughing hysterically.
“Here I was freaking out about what y’all would say and shit! And y’all already knew!” Richie laughed and slapped Eddie on the back.
“Ow! Dickhead...” Eddie punched him back in the arm.
“Well let’s go find these other eggheads and introduce ourselves.” Richie grabbed Eddie and Beverly’s hands and made his way toward the house.
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“EY Y’ALL SLOPPY BITCHES!!! THE KINGS HAVE ARRIVED!!”
All the Losers turned their heads towards the loud and obnoxious voice they’ve all come to love.
“Richie!!”
“No! The name’s Bert. And this is my lovely husband, Ernie.”
Eddie frown and kicked at Richie’s leg. “Hey guys!”
“Wait, you two dressed up as Bert and Ernie? You know they’re a gay couple right?” Bill laughed a bit in confusion.
Mike already understood what was going on and laughed placing his forehead in his palm. “Oh Bill...if only you weren't so naive.”
Richie blushed hard as he grabbed Eddie’s hand. “Well, why else would we be dressed up as them?”
The Losers all gasped in surprise, they all stood and ran other to them. They all embraced and congratulated the two.
“Now that I am here, can we all go get drunk off our asses and vomit out our intestines!?”
All at once they yelled out “Yes!!”
The rest of the night was chaotic in the best way possible. Although Eddie had originally said not to, they ended up crashing the party anyway, and by they, it was actually Eddie, who had climbed on top of the kitchen counter, drunk off his ass, and kicked over the punch bowl. It shattered on the floor, red punch spiked with vodka was everywhere, including the gummy eyeballs put in there for a spooky effect. All seven were chased out into the night by the party host. Eddie flipped them off and had to be carried away by Ben.
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My thoughts on endgame because I really need to write them
(DISCLAIMER 1: THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS (DUH)
DISCLAIMER 2: SINCE I KNOW THE USE OF COLORS OR EMOJIS COULD TAKE SOMEONE'S ATTENTION AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKE THEM READ THE SPOILERS I DECIDED TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN LOWER CASE AND WRITE IN ITALIC THE THINGS THAT MADE ME GO ADSDDGJFKTKL)
-at the start I was like yea they ain't gonna put all the stuff in the trailer in like 20 minutes lol
-boi was I wrong
-when the avengers reached thanos I was really confused because wat
-"i went for the head" @ thor I love u bich,,, i gon never stop loving u,,, bich
-then I was like ok fine thanos' purple ass is gone he's not gonna be the villain yea :)))
-boi was I wrong pt 2
-bruce banner learnt the fine art of self acceptance I'm proud of him
-the fact that scott came back like that makes me laugh and be pissed at the same time wth
-tony's daughter is the purest thing in the world and I'm ready to throw hands at whoever says otherwise
-unexcercised beer drinking thor that plays fortnite is extremely cursed and I don't think I deserve it
-natasha having an arrow necklace,,, ashdgn
-carol with that hairstyle makes me gay
-I absolutely loved all of rhodey's references
-Clint became an edgy emo kid and I'm not complaining
-kate bishop wasn't there. im suing
-hulk trying to seem strong af in 2012 and failing is a mood
-tony complimenting steve's ass I can't
-if that bitch aka loki came back to asgard is he alive?? is my favourite bitch alive??
-2014 peter quill was on screen for one (1) minute and managed to bless us
-cap saying 'hail hydra' made me think of that one series of comics and honestly? I approve
-cap vs cap in a nutshell: cap 1 uses bucky card and destroys cap 2
-@ the ancient stop trying to sound smart sis we know you use dark power to live
-guess what thanos is doing shit again
-nebula I love u
-I don't wanna believe natasha died to save everyone and how she fought with hawkeye for it shut up
-the whole thanos family complex was so well done
-thor talking with his mother again makes me soft
-rocket is still the sassiest bitch
-tony talking to his dad is just,,, marvel stop
-steve seeing peggy is even softer jfc
-everyone: omg we did it yea bruce snap and we're all gonna be safe :D
-thanos and nebula 2: its britney bitch
-hawkeye finally had the justice he deserves and proved the non comic readers that he's badass too
-nebula killing herself so easily is my 'fuck you' ultimate goal
-cap holding mjolnir im
-when everyone started appearing me and my best friend almost cried lololol
-tony hugging peter sgnfglljooip
-cap holding mjolnir
-cap was holding fucking mjolnir and beated thanos' ass with it do you understand how hyped was I during that scene
-the fight was so epic I think I'm not worthy of even narrating it
-valkyrie. thats it keep scrolling
-just appreciate pepper's suit you cowards
-tony
-he understood after his father's discourse how he could've saved everyone's life even if he could have lose his
-him using the gauntlet gave me such a weird feeling. He had in his hand what caused him so much pain
-pepper trying to tell peter not to cry and then losing it it's such good acting
-I'm not crying you are
-his funeral was one of the best if not the best part of the movie
-her daughter lost her dad and isn't even aware of it,,, god russo brothers
-"I love you 3000" I swear my eyes are sweating
-thor and quill arguing are my last two brain cells at 3 am
-ok listen marvel
-I love you but stop
-you really did that with cap huh
-thanks for letting him be happy after only 100 years very cool
-they,,, did the last dance,,,
-I'm a stucky shipper but idc they're the purest thing in the world fight me
-but seeing him old killed me do you understand that right
-I'm so mad he didn't give his shield to bucky
-Sam always was a background character and I understand that this could give a start to his tv series but why did he give it to him in the first place
-america explain
-marvel played with our heart, destroyed it and then didn't even give us a post credit scene? Are u ready to catch these hands yes or yes
-truly one of the best movies I've ever seen and most of the critics I have are more subjective than objective so it deserves a 10/10
-it's almost 2 am I should go to sleep
#endgame spoiler#endgame spoilers#avengers endgame spoilers#avengers endgame spoiler#mcu spoilers#mcu spoiler#boi that was long#long post
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The Ghost of Las Vegas|| Closed Phan AU
@danhowell-rp
Phil? What? Oh..*breath* sorry..who am I speaking to? Oh..let’s just say..it’s him..but better..and that voice is so sexy. Phil!..*breathes* What are you doing?...SHhh Beta...This can’t be you..it’s not like you.. It’s not...
Dan and Phil had just finished their honeymoon buzz, living comfortably in Manchester. Dan had gone into adolescent psychology, working as a school counsellor and working up to be a part of a larger program that helps out youth. He wore his ring religiously, he polished it twice a week and kissed Phil goodbye every day when he went to work. Things felt like a dream, he could get up in the morning and smile at his husband, go to work. He’s motivated, and Phil was motivating him. He was happy, Phil was happy. Zack became a bit of a joke to them and would show up routinely to settle a petty fight brought on by overworking and immaturity.
They hadn’t spoken much about children, much less how’d they’d do it. Their conversations about the future were just as small and baseless as their arguments. Phil was ready, he wanted the settled life of kids and a home with his husband and continue his work as a film production assistant and producer to PJ mostly because he’d gotten bigger and maybe getting some bigger things to work on at the same time.
He was going to get what he asked for, just maybe not in the way would want such a blessing to fall into their lap. It all started when an old friend was treating the newlyweds.
“Well I don’t care, I don’t like how handsy and possessive she is about you when we’re around each other,” Dan explained, brushing his teeth, then walking into their bedroom and putting the toothbrush and toothpaste into a small plastic bag and threw it into his suitcase.
“Dan, she’s just...a little too friendly. And I’ve already talked to her about it and she said that she’s going to talk to you and me so that we reach an understanding-” Phil started to explain before being cut off.
“I’m married. I’m not trying to ‘understand’ how a girl doesn’t know when to give up because she thinks she’s entitled to you in some weird way. I go through it enough..Why does no one think I can handle being with you?!” Dan snapped, face red with an upset. It was very annoying, “You...I know you’re not perfect and I’m not...the strongest, but you love me...why is that anyone’s business?-”
Phil understands, Zack is eating this up. He’s so enveloped in the fact that it gets him every time. And that he’s made all of their friends and some family against him because, honestly, he could do better. However, he’s so much easier to control than others- it doesn’t take much. As they finish their quick hug, he sighs at the other and gives him a smirk, “You’re gonna be okay with your parents?”
“Yeah, pfft! You kidding? Ever since we got married, they’ve been so excited about my married life and things, so I just get to keep talking to them about how things are going and what we share and all of that,” Dan explained, “Also my brother wanted to ask about my honeymoon..I’m looking forward to going home for the first time in a while..” He really was, and he wished he could have his man with him to make it all worth it, but Cat wants him, and he’s gotta be fair.
“Well I’m going to talk to her about taking over her lease in the states, so we have a summer home when she moves to Las Vegas...It’ll be nice, right?” Phil assured him, “It’s mostly business and catching up...she plays poker and stuff now, you know?”
“It just means she’s better at lying,” Dan giggled.
Cat and Phil hugged as he walked from baggage claim and quickly loaded his things into the car.
“Vegas, huh? It’s crazy thinking you live among all this...gambling and buffets..and water displays,” Phil started as Cat drove.
“I play poker competitively now...I’m really getting into it, and I really really needed the cash,” she explained, giggling. Her chest rising and falling with a big sigh.
“So uhh..you getting a smaller place right?”
“Yes, I am, and you guys said you wanted to take over my lease..I was wondering how..that was going to work,” she began. Phil sighs, “No, no, no! I mean it! You guys don’t have permanent citizenship in the US...”
“We do now..we have dual citizenship between here and the UK so that we don’t have to fly so far to go home to relax.”
“Well, what’s gonna happen when you guys have kids, you know?”
“Probably gonna keep the house, so they understand that their parents have a proper experience about our two places we love. We’d probably send them to school in the UK, though..summers, Christmas in the US, that kind of thing.”
“Oh...so..you guys have all the paperwork to apply then?”
“Oh yea, absolutely..”
“It’s a..pretty stressful process, you know, gotta make sure that your income and credit line up. Criminal background checks and...things..It’s Vegas, after all, they don’t need gangsters and mob bosses moving into their facilities temporarily and things like that.”
“Well I’m sure it’ll be a lot easier seeing as we’re just a gay couple,” Phil chided with a soft chuckle.
“You’d think so..it’s a little tricky,” Cat said slowly, making a turn towards the long road from the airport to her new apartment, “I just remembered that I left the keys at my place..uhh is it alright if I go and grab it?”
“Yeah, yeah...no problem. You can give me a tour while I’m there!” Phil said, looking at the upside.
Cat turned the car in the direction of her new place as they continued talking for some time; then an awkward silence fell over the vehicle. Phil knew what it was about. It was the same old conversation- well, argument.
“Phil, I am really proud of you for doing your thing and I’m glad I can help you anyway that I can,” Cat began after taking a deep breath.
“Don’t start,” Phil cut her off, knowing this beginning too well, “I can’t believe you’d even talk about this outside of our wedding day, you promised!”
“I know what I promised, but-”
“But nothing. You are not always going to bend rules and cross boundaries because you see something that you want-”
“Phil, all I know is that things weren’t this stressful when we were together. You weren’t bisexual when I met you. You and I were having so much fun-”
“Zach is why you liked me being with you,” he mentioned.
“Who the hell is Zach? I recall only being with you and what you and I did-”
“Cat-”
“Are you even replacing your memories of me with memories of another guy?! I cannot- actually cannot-”
“Catherine, shut the fuck up!” Phil snapped, causing Cat to immediately stop and look at the man and then quickly back to the road as they were at the stoplight. Phil was slightly panting and staring the girl down to imply that he was serious. “Zach- okay well, you see...Zach is me, but it’s a whole other part of me. He’s aggressive, sexual, and, more importantly, manipulative. I’m bisexual, yes, so what happened between us was real, but it’s only from what I remember. Back then, I didn’t really know or remember anything else. They’re Zach’s memories.”
“So...like a twin?” Cat asked, furrowing her brow as she finally was listening to Phil.
“Yeah, something like a twin. He just liked to come and go with my anxiety and I didn’t really know that until I was at the Youni and I got treated for it. They made me keep a journal for when I had any thoughts that weren’t my own, to Zach filling the book out himself and even though I love Dan, he’s his obsession. Meaning that good or bad, he wanted Dan. He had already worked you through and so he was setting up how things were going to be.”
“Oh...wow...so this apartment thing-”
“Is both an apology and me showing Zach who has control here.”
“That-That....It sounds like a really tough thing to go through. I’m sorry Phil...Well, why don’t I..uhh take you out, to dinner or lunch?! After the tours we can grab some food at this place that I take my friends to on their birthdays, I mean, it’s not your birthday, but you’ll like it a lot!” Cat said as they pulled into her parking space in her garage.
They toured the large suite and played with Beta for a little while before they grabbed the keys and went back out to the other apartment. Their drive had gone so normal and casual, like back when they were in school together. They hung close and when they got to the apartment, she looked at the large space again and sighed. Phil came up to her and put his arm around her shoulders. She leans into the touch and smiles at him rubbing her arm. He kisses the top of her head and walks her out of the apartment. “You’ll be okay, I promise. You’re gonna be the 20-time World Series of Poker Champion Cat Valdez with a.. I dunno, a Pepsi sponsorship...” Phil reassured her, knowing how hard it was for her to have to sublet and turn the lease over for the apartment to live in a smaller place with only one dog.
[Incoming Call: Daniel]
Hey Sweetie! How’s your jet lag?
*groans, sighs* Ugh..it’s harder when I didn’t have you to sleep with on the plane..
Oh baby...*chuckles softly*
How’s it going with the witch?
She uhh..took it well. She did come around to what was going on after I had explained...
But..?!
No-No! No “but”. She’s completely understood what’s going on and she told me that she apologizes for making our relationship hard and any part of our marriage hard...
Wow..well, only time will tell
I know, Danny...Let’s just be happy we can sleep in the states after this.
You mean sleep in the states alone?
Yeah, sleep in the states alone.
Hey, Phil..
Yeah?
Can we get an apartment in Japan, too? Cus we like being there, too!
Maybe. We’d have to prove we’d live there-
Well, the kids can live on their own or we can rent out the places and live only in Japan!
Okay..maybe later..
You promise.
I promise, husband.
Several Weeks Later....
Dan and Phil sit quietly, cuddled up and scrolling through Twitter and not really watching some TV show. They would exchange small kisses and jokes here and there and the two could not be happier or more at peace. Phil’s phone rings and when Dan sees it, he moves back a little, looking at him confused.
“She wouldn’t call you unless it’s important,” Dan reassured himself, and answered it for him, but quickly handed him the phone. He got up and grabbed the empty bowl on the coffee table and walked into the kitchen. Phil could hear water running as he washed out his bowl and heard Cat’s voice over the phone.
“Uhh is Dan there?” she asked, timidly.
“You know he is, he’s gone a stepped into the kitchen for a tick. What’s wrong? Is everything alright?” he asks, his stomach beginning to turn. To be safe, he put the call on speaker.
“So I don’t want to alarm you, but uhhhm. You said that when Zach is present, you like..don’t remember what happens bc it’s a completely different set of memories right?”
“Yeah...why? Did something happen?”
“It’s more of what already happened-”
“Catherine!” Dan piped up as he walked back into the room, “What the actual fuck are you saying?”
“I’m saying, before I was rudely interrupted, that I’m pregnant!” Cat said, now exulting a smile in her voice and now her distress sounds more like pride. He can hear her holding herself and laying her bed with Beta, biting her lip in anticipation.
“Ha, very funny. Nice to hear from you again,” Dan blurted, completely incredulous that she called them with a prank. The prolonged silence and distress on Phil’s face, soon melted his sass into rage, “Phillip Michael Lester-Howell....is she telling the truth?”
“I’m telling the truth. I’m 5 weeks already. They told me the time of conception was around the last time I saw Phil-”
Dan immediately hangs up the phone when he rips it out of Phil’s hand, putting it on the couch and storms into their bedroom. He was so blind with rage and upset. He did a few laps around their bed, and then went into the hall closet to grab his luggage. He began silently, yet aggressively packing much of his dark clothes as tears began to stream down his face.
Phil was frozen. The color he had left had vanished from his face and he was a statue. He called Cat back and took a deep breath, “What happened?” she asked before he could even say anything.
“Dan’s leaving,” he said gruffly and quiet, “And I don’t know what will happen next.”
“What will happen next...is that I come out to England and get the best maternal care that you have to offer me.”
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[Incoming Call: Phillip]
What?
Dan, h-how’s work going on for you? Alright yeah?
Yea I guess. How’s the alien doing? Is she done vomiting all over our house?
Not quite.
Where is she even sleeping? S-
Don’t. She doesn’t sleep with me. She sleeps in the guest room. She told me it’s more comfortable because our bed is too soft.
That’s good. So if I came over I could smell you all over my side.
Yes, I wish I didn’t have the whole bed to myself...
Well until the bed you made leaves, I’m standing my ground, babe. I miss you though...
This is stupid. Why can’t you live with her?
Because she hates me. You know that she hates me. And especially when she knows that we’re keeping the baby.
She’s a girl...
I know that, Phi-
No..I mean, she’s having a girl...We’re gonna have a daughter.
Oh...I wanted...*scoffs* I actually didn’t know what I wanted..(Is that Phil?)
Hey Bryonny...are you taking good care of Dan for me?
More than you’ll know! I appreciate you basically giving me a husband.
I’m only renting him out, so don’t get too crazy, okay Bry?
I get that. I barely see him. He’s usually out or he’s talking to PJ or Joey or something. Also he works, so he’s usually busy.
Keep taking care of him for me. And can you put him on again?
Sure thing love.
Babe, something is wrong..
I’m fine! Stop worrying so-
No I mean something is wrong with me..
What? You’re dying of a broken heart?
Daniel...I think Zach is gone..
What?! Are serious?
Yeah...I haven’t had an episode in a long time..No journal entries or anything. I think I need to go to the doctor...
Well that’s a good thing..right? No more Zach making your life hell?
I don’t have a good feeling about it..
Look babe. I know it feels weird not having him around, but it’s probably for the better. It should mean that it’s the start of new things to come.
If..If you say so...(Philly come here! She’s kicking!) Uhh I’ll see you later. I’ll come and visit some time this weekend. I’ll take you to lunch or something.
If I don’t have something to do but then, then I don’t see why not...
Alright (Phiiiill!)
You should go see what she wants. Look, I love you, miss you.
Love you, miss you...
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Yea they’re gay keep scrolling
ewww I don't like this drawinggg whateva anyways
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❤️ homicidalfantrolls
This is me n corpse.
Yea we gay. Keep scrolling.
We are not actually gay for each other but Corpse is routinely one of the easiest people for me to talk to when I'm angy. They're always there 4 me.....and sometimes they send me cute cat pics.............and we have cute ships.....snff.........smells like gay
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Other moms showing pictures on their phone: our youngest just turned 15 and our eldest is off to college to become an architect, they grow up so fast. I will say I’m glad we stopped when we did though, two was a bit of a handful haha.
Me, a cool tumblr mom: ha ha yea tell me about it.
Other moms: but you don’t have any???
Me: sure I do *whips out phone and starts scrolling through tumblr* this one is Julia, she’s 72 and she knits sweaters for homeless shelters, and this one writes unbeLIEVABLE stucky fanfic, just the Best ™. This one does amazing korassami fanart. This one is probably going to be president one day, this one is sad a lot but that’s okay we love them anyway, this one just came out as non binary and we love them unconditionally, this one is dealing with some awful health stuff but they’re coping so well I’m so proud, this one just got into community college and I cried I was so happy for them, this one keeps asking me Pratchett meta questions which is amazing. This one’s my ‘trashcan’ gay daughter and I love her, she’s not really a trashcan but she thinks it’s funny to call herself one so we humor her, we’re very proud of her, this one draws me fanart of my ocs which makes me happy, this one gets easily overwhelmed by social situations but they’re getting there, this one sends me bad books to read all the time, this one…
#tumblr fam#i'd never do it#but it's a funny thought#for the next time someone asks me why I don't have any children yet
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Hi! Thank you for tagging me !!!
I remember the ones I thought of when I first saw you had tagged me but they’re different now hahaha
4 songs I’ve had on repeat lately:
+ Ribs - The Crane Wives
+ Con las manos en la masa - Tronco
+ Nathy Peluso: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 36 - Nathy Peluso, Bizarrap
+ MONTERO (Call me by your name) (Satan’s extended version) - Lil Nas X (yea I’m gay keep scrolling)
I’m tagging @agent-astronaut (but u r not allowed to listen to Con las manos en la masa, you’ve been warned) @looselysealedkrypton (I want to see your newfound obsession with indie music jeje I’ve exposed myself as a newfound reaggeton fan so it’s your turn now) and @tegenkracht (bc best music taste ever jeje <3)
tagged a minute ago and i'm already doing it, talk about motivation
thank you love 💕💕 @eskamtrash
4 songs I’ve had on repeat lately:
Lobster - Boy Called Cute
Loser - DUDE, MY DUDE
MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X
leichter//kälter - Edwin Rosen
i'm tagging @souplover2000 @claimedbytheearth @kindaemotionalkindaemotionless
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Doing this about Connor
1: Do they drink coffee?
No
2: Are they left or right handed? Right handed
3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it)
he just leaves his hair the way it is, it’s short with some unf lol idk how to explain and he keeps his scruff neat, almost to full beard.
4: What’s their favorite animal?
Cats
5: What is their relationship status?
Taken by meeee
6: What is their favorite band/singer?
I honestly don’t know since he doesn’t play music a lot but he does love Pink Floyd like me, he listens to a lot of techno music and classic rock.
7: Are they more a cat or dog person?
Cat
8: What does their laugh sound like?
Loud and soft at the same time. It’s addicting
9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones?
Maybe some Japanese
10: How old are they? How old are you?
27 and I am 20
11: One word that describes them.
Otaku
12: Do they have any pets?
cat
13: What is their favorite TV show?
jojos bizarre adventure is one but he watches 800 + shows so idk
14: What is their favorite movie?
He told me and I never remember. I’m horrible
15: What car do they drive?
Mazda truck 1989
16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they?
He’s white. He’s half Turk and German though but born in Canada . He looks pale tho
17: Where did you meet them?
A dating app Lol . We had some mutuals actually
18: What was your first meeting like?
Was our first date. It wasn’t awkward at all. I actually had a great time. I remember thinking he was super tall and funny when I first met him irl
19: What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible?
He’s Taurus and I’m a Sagittarius, I don’t think they are compatible but I don’t know, I don’t believe in that mumbo jumbo
20: What month is their birthday?
May
21: What is your favorite outfit on them?
his black skinny jeans and his captain America T-shirt or his red dragon ball z shirt looks good too
22: Are they good texters?
NOOOO. I’m glad we live together now so I don’t need to text him unless I’m out or he is out, but he was horrible at texting. He still is lol
23: Your favorite feature about their appearance.
His smile lol gay
24: Your favorite thing about their personality.
He’s real and funny
25: Do they make you laugh?
Duh
26: Do you make them laugh?
Yes even tho I’m not that funny
27: Are they good huggers/ kissers?
Hell yea
28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have?
He has a lot of flaws but idk.
29: Are they nice to strangers?
Yeah
30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said?
Cmon he says so many funny shit
31: Saddest?
There’s a few but they’re personal
32: Weirdest?
Ok so I was like I can’t drink on my meds cus I could get s seizure and he’s like that’s hot I’d fuck you while you being having a seziure LOL like what
33: Cutest?
“You’re my everything “ is one of them
34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream?
i dream a lot about him
35: How tall are they? How tall are you?
He is 6’1 I am 5 feet
36: Do they have a booty? Oh ya
37: What are their hobbies?
Gaming, watching tv, hanging with his friends/me, banging me
38: What are their talents?
gaming...?
39: What would your dream date be with them?
Disney Land!
40: Does anyone know about your crush/love?
Yeah duh
41: What do you guys have in common?
Interests like video games and movies, his tv shows are similar to mine but he likes more anime than me lol
42: Do they go to the gym?
Sometimes but he does bike to work and he does heavy lifting at work so that counts
43: Do they go by their given name?
Yes
44: What is their favorite color?
Red
45: How far apart do you live from them?
He lives with me
46: What song reminds you of them?
Wish you were here
47: Do they listen to a lot of music?
No
48: What do they smell like?
Idkkkk how to explain
49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them?
Tall, trimmed, pale skin but dark features.
50: How often do you see them?
Every day
51: The last text message they sent you?
“lol”
52: The last thing they said to you in person?
You wannna have some
53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them?
Getting my period while fuckin
54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings?
No
55: What color are their eyes?
Brown
56: What is their clothing style?
T-shirt and sweats or jeans
57: What is one thing that makes them really special?
He is different and doesn’t care what others have to say. He’s super funny and he’s real af
58: Will you tell your crush your feelings?
he already knows
59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them?
A few days
60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?
When we were hanging out and gaming online playing elder scrolls online (mmo), and I just felt happy for once cus he was funny and I just was like wow I like him
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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Good morning sweet cheeks 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Stuff and more stuff 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Only if hardcore drugs. Maybe then. 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Nope 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Unfortunately yes 7. What does your last received text say? I love you! 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Tons 9. Where was your last kiss at? My home?? 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Sunday 11. What do you drink in the morning? Water 12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard? Only If you make them hard 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Probably not 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Nope. 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy I loooove the sound of rain and wind 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Yes both my mom and niece 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Sweatpants 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Who knows 20. Does anyone like you? Tbd21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? Nope 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Yes. 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? As much as I hate to admit it there is one person 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yes I want a few. An arrow, the sign of Jupiter, fire symbol and a flower bc why not 25. In the past week have you cried? Yes bc I'm was so proud of my friends on their graduation 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Dachshund/wiener dog27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? A former one 29. Do you think you’re old? Some days I do 30. Do you like text messaging? Yes 31. What type of day are you having? An okay one 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? I have but probably won't do it 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? My dad, brothers, nephews, a few friends 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I've had both and both has its advantages 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I like to think I'm simple person but I'm probably more complicated than anything 37. What song are you listening to? I'm not listening to anything right now 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Always 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yep 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? Really funny and a great person 41. When did you last receive a text message? Today 42. What is wrong with you right now? Everything 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Pretty well 44. Does anyone disgust you? Nope 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? I'm wondering the same thing 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Yea I think so 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom 48. What color shirt are you wearing ? Pink 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? I don't think so50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Probably myself 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? I could never hate them. They're great and I wish nothing for the best for them. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Once or twice 53. Do you like rain? LOVE IT 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? No as long as I can drink with them 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Hasn't everyone? 56. Do you like to cuddle? Yes 57. Are you shy? Sometimes 58. Do you get along with girls? Yes 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? No 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Hell yea 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I have in the past 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Nope 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Yes 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? YES 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? Ummm I don't keep track of age 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Both depends on my mood 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Zebra 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? No 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Like Bryan he's a babe 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? TBH I've never had a pizza from Pizza Hut 73. Do you like diet soda? No 74. What color are the walls in your room? White 75. Are you 16 or older? Way older 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? I did 77. Do you have a job? Yea 78. What are your initials? A.M.R 79. Did you ever have braces? No 80. Are you from the south? Yes 81. What does your last status on facebook say? It was a picture of me standing in front of a Christmas tree 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Sadly no. We grew apart. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Neither 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? No 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Before I fall 86. Do you smoke? No 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Neither 88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Yes once upon a time when I was young and rebellious 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? I've swam in All three 92. Have you ever made out in a car? Yes 93. …Had sex in a car? ..yes 94. Are you single or in a relationship? Hard to tell. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Scrolling through insta 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Last month97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Ehh it could be better 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Yes 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yes 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? No 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nope 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: tick tock a classic 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Yes 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I'm from the south so probably
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Reasons I feel trans:
-I cut my hair short and thinking of it long again makes me want to combust & chop it off that second so I'm keeping short hair -I've have very rarely felt like the words "woman" "vagina" "ladylike" were ever good words, desirable, or described me. I can definitely look good in a dress but I play flattering angles to look good to others, not myself. I really think dresses are impractical honestly. -I have felt a constant slight dislike for my body. And it's not that I don't like my chub like I'm chubby and I accept that and don't hate it. It's like a scale- I used to not like my body and want to get out of it and working out didn't help. I really didn't like just how I looked, bc I look really feminine. Now I've worked on accepting my body and I'm don't hate my body or really not like it, I definitely don't love my body either. I'm left with mild distaste. -I have always wanted to wear a suit. Like a nice ass suit. Straight tie, cut shoulders, fitted complimenting shirt and pants. Living the dream. -I've had a fascination with dick. Others don't have such a fascination really. Even gay guys, bi guys, ladies who have had a lot of dick. They don't notice the little details of a peen, they're like "Great a penis, use for pleasure" but like I just scroll on tumblr and there's so many dicks and they look good like not in a sexual sense, well yea a sexual sense but not a lot, more like "I like this attribute and OHMYGOD THAT CANT BE REAL, oooo very aesthetically appealing" it's like I'm fucking shopping. -I like when in my head I use he/him pronouns. -I don't want to focus on my childhood as a credible source bc there's just a few things that I don't see as trans I see...me? Okay so like I would play with boys up until I saw my lady friends sitting under a tree and it hit me I was trying to get into the wrong group. The boys treated me differently and I had started to overcompensate so I was annoying so I just went to sit w the lady friends. But I missed playing with the boys. Then in 5th grade I went back to playing with the boys. -omg I just remembered this. I was like in 5th grade and I was playing with Barbie and this manly action figure and I was making them kiss dramatically but the girl Barbie was just like there bc I was playing the man action figure. Idk maybe it's something maybe it's not. I know I'm definitely not a very masc man. I'd be very flamboyant out of the public eye just bc I'm very dramatic with my comedy. But in a serious situation with no one around I'm male?? Inside my head?? Nothing makes sense right now. Also YouTube video: am I trans, I'll get the link and post it next but literally mild dysphoria, thinking of being woman forever intensifies it, and thinking of transitioning brings relief I was shook I was Not Expecting The Truth. She dragged my denial ass. Taking it slow though.
#day one#why I think I'm trans#ftm#tw//body#tw//genitals#mild feels fake and it's tripping me up#like am I tran am I man am I can be the tran??#time will tell
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