#yea sure i'll incorporate that into my belief system

[mvshortcut]

#screw it ill add ‘milligan is responsible for the assassination of jfk’ to my headcanons

via @3584-tropical-fish

[synnthamonsugar]

Savathun/Nezarec femme fatale+black widow

kills her newest boy toy once she's had her fun like normal...

except

this one is apparently immortal proper like and thinks the killing is just roleplay and is a kink which hey whatever Rude that she didn't give him the heads-up theyll have to have a talk about that but he can roll with it

She... she isnt sure if she's being fucked with or not but at least this one doesn't have a glaive up his ass so fuck it might as well

yea i'll incorporate that into my belief system

[auroras-void]

Yea sure I'll incorporate that into my belief system

I am breaking into the French Capitol and stealing all of the Metric units and then throwing them in the Ocean to avoid having to do unit conversions

[cugzarui]

this isn't even a "sure i'll incorporate that into my belief system" this is a "oh yea actually. i didn't notice that"

Thoughts on the theory that santa claus is a spirit we summon into the home and give offerings to?

oh no thank you. I think he is an elve