#ydkj reride

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just some character designs. slightly redesigned cream again + two other ocs (middle), my designs for some of the guys from the re-ride (left), and interps of two tmp2 dolls (right)

[majestydeerakuma]

aand maybe tyler

i just love the dynamic between him and conan it just gives off sibling vibes to me

Tyler is cool!

I love him and Conan’s sibling-like relationship!

So silly

[kimulokml]

anyways conan headcanons because i can

to transcribe my handwriting

HEADCANONS

Conan has heavy short-sightedness (things start getting VERY blurry from 1m away for him)

Prefers contacts > glasses

Had to use glasses at the Bottom. No solution to clean contacts + short-sightedness with dim lighting makes things worse.

His natural eye colour is what I drew it as before I found out he wears contacts (mint green)

Yes his hair is normally tied up. It's down here.

am i speaking from experience? yep. im short sighted myself so lil projection here (although mine is worse. 20cm before i cant make out details.)

anyways expect an ACTUAL art post soon. either an object oc or reride drawing k byw for now :)

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you don't know jack: the re-ride has released with 2 new episodes

fanmade sequel to the original you don't know jack: the ride, non-profit, not associated with jackbox

you can just play it through the website, no need to download anything

new episodes dropping weekly, hopefully

i'm not working on this game, i just discovered it and i think it's neat

it's got a neat little rendition of the main jack theme on the title screen that i haven't heard before, not sure if it's hidden in the original ride somewhere or if it's an original rendition for the re-ride but i like it

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Conan: “So I bought myself this new fridge recently, and I gotta say, this thing is-”

(toaster pops)

Conan: “GAAAAH! F#@&ing- Jesus Christ! That scared the s#*t outta me! Always with those toasters, man! I completely forgot I even set one UP! Sheesh!”

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the following transcript is from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: The Re-Ride (Floor 629: The Unexpected), which you can play in your browser through thereri.de

Conan: "Now the big question is, is question 12 the Jack Attack? Hmm? Okay, yes it is. Unless? No-ho-ho. But what if?! Ohohohoo! Is it? Is it?? Oooooh, let's find out!" Tyler: "Yes. It is. Can we PLEASE move on?" Conan: "Oh, come on!" Tyler: I'm getting tired of your childish antics in there." Conan: "Ugh..." Tyler: "Unless?" Conan: *gasp!* Conan & Tyler: "OOOOOOOOOHH-"

i just like this dialogue so much that i wanted to transcribe it to my tumblr ^^

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Conan: “And, honestly? I’d- still rather own an actual air fryer than any of those other things! Because, mmmm! Those chicken wings… they’re to die for. Ahhhh, heavenly crisp~…”

hes just like me i think… <3

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Conan: “Hoooly mother of God! Okay! Stay calm, stay calm. Don’t panic… ohohohohohoo”

i like how excited he gets when you get a high value on a dis or dat

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Conan: “But of course, if he REALLY wanted to drive the BMW, he’d first have to become a massive, unapologetic, self-important ASSHOLE! Like our producer Tyler!”

Tyler: “Hey! I do use turning signals, y’know.”

Conan: “See how he thinks that’s something worthy of praise, rather than basic common courtesy?”

Tyler: “Oh, screw you.”

atleast one person in the entire world romantically ships these two

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Conan: “We actually tried using the Aperture Science Turrets to secure our facility, but we found our Elevator Lady actually did a far better job at wiping out intruders than they did. Oh, that wonderful woman that haunts my every nightmare…”

this line was such a game changer when this episode first dropped, since i don’t think anyone in the original ride ever acknowledged the elevator lady

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yet another stupid ydkj the re-ride based thing i wrote. inspired by a shovelware brain game meme, though there may be other versions of it based on other media

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥📷 this strain is called “the re-Ride”😳 you’ll be known out of your jack 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Conan in the forest

My buddy Tyler pacing: Sam Feeley is lying to us

[majestydeerakuma]

Okay, I'm bored

Send me any: Jackbox Host, Jackbox non-host character, YDKJ Host, YDKJ non-host character or Jackbox Shipping and I'll give you my honest opinion on said character or shipping

(By the way, I'm counting YDKJ The Re-Ride in this so feel free to send any of the characters from Re-Ride too)

Please send in my ask box :D

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Conan: "Y'know I really prefer dome shows to open air. Ya don't have to care about the weather! Even if it rains, you don't have to bring an umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey-ey-ella-ella-ella."

never really listened to the full song, tbh

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heyy uh this art of mine contains some spoilers for YOU DON’T KNOW JACK: The Re-Ride. mainly Floor 669: Online Dating. so maybe play that if you haven’t already? then you can look down here

i found a couple selfies of the real sam feeley to use for reference. dunno what kinda shoes (also pants) he was wearing when he took ‘em though, so i took a stab in the dark and gave him flip-flops

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may or may not contain spoilers for YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: The Re-Ride. yeah man this is just a stupid thing inspired by a gravity falls meme i saw. has lotsa swearing, too

MOTHERFUCKING SAM FEELEY FUCK DUDE MOTHERFUCKING RE-RIDE GAME BULLSHIT CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT GODDAMN CREATED THE RE-RIDE AND FUCKING WRITERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKING TYLER BURKE GODDAMN ELEVATOR LADY FUCK YOUR SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST PLAYED THIS SHIT FUCK SAM FEELEY MAN MOTHERFUCKING CONAN BLANKENBURG CONAN BLANKENBURG YOU PUT IN THE BOTTOM FUCK PUT IN THE BOTTOM MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING FINANCIAL TROUBLES SHIT SAM FEELEY NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE RE-RIDE GAME ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE RE-RIDE GAME FUCK DUDE I JUST PLAYED IT A FEW HOURS AGO FUCK SAM FEELEY MAN HE FUCKED UP CONAN BLANKENBURG CRAZY CONAN & TYLER GETTING FUCKED FUCK THIS GUY WHO CREATED THE RE-RIDE I DON'T LIKE DYING I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED THE RE-RIDE ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY VOICED BY THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RE-RIDE WHO THE FUCK INVENTED THE RE-RIDE PASCAL SCHUSTER