#yayyy I’m working on itttt

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Gregory with really fluffy messy hair :’v

[lqfiles]

took a little break from the 4th book ive been reading to read the new part!!! (also, OMGGG IMMA BURN OUT SO BAD ive read 4 books in 3 days, save meeee)

but ughhhh i love itttt AHHHH I WANT TO INJECT THE STORY IN MY VEINS SO IT CAN STARE THERE FOREVER AND EVER AND SO I CAN REMEMBER IT ALWAYS

also, the way everyone is just so supportive and excited about jisung and y/n going on a date?? I LOVE PEOPLE

i love this little community!! ty for your kind words!! and yes, believe me, I’m socially awkward but once i see that hey, you’re awkward too? then i’ll make conversation. idk why, but somehow i used to always befriend everyone, even the quietest people, so believe me when im just like “HI” at everyone

so, to my fellow anons (including you lqfiles hehe) LETS HUG OMGGGG MY FAVE PEOPLE!! COME HERE 🫂🤍

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(also Ty for the song choice 🤭 guys i swear, i am honored being compared to mark and to have that song… it’s now my national anthem hehe!! i can’t wait for more)

i need to get back on my reading streak too i used to be a book nerd fr, i barely have time to read real books i’m actually envious of you omg 😭😭😭

EVERYONE IS SUPPORTIVE (except chenle kinda) WE LOCE IT everyone wants this everyone needs this ynsung nation UP

you’re actually so meeeee we’re such ambiverts like if someone is more social then it’s social awkwardness time but if they’re too shy i’ll have to put on my boots and put in the work.. I LOVE THAT FOR YOU THO RHAT MEANS THAT YOURE FR DOWN TO EARTH LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE

HUGS FOR YOU MY BFF <333 and yayyy i’m glad you like the song choice 🥹🥹🥹

[wuffielover]

NERD NOTES- LIveblogging Critical Role Campaign 2 ep 7 PART ONE

Fjord is at 25/30 hp i’m pretty sure not 30/30

Also he used his spell slots so that Hex shouldn’t have gone off lol. They DID NOT short rest at the end of the last ep ETA NVM I just remembered Hex lasts an hour after casting, don’t mind me...

Oh god Khary’s character is squishier than Caleb... well at least he has less HP but his AC is probably better so they might be about even.

Traumatizing children, it’s a group tradition!

Ah the struggle of not having darkvision and having to light it up wherever you fight... risk giving away your position or take disadvantage on EVERYTHING

And Khary introduces his character with a voice of PURE SEXUAL CHARISMA.

Man as front-liners Molly and Fjord really need to pick up some better armor ASAP. Molly’s at 16 which... ehhhh.. but Fjord’s at what, 14? That, frankly, sucks. My BARD had better AC than that at lvl 3 and she’s not even proficient with medium armor.

NOTT YOU’RE OUT OF SPELL SLOTS TOO STOP THAT no seriously she used Shocking Grasp & Hideous Laughter last time and she’s only got 2 slots at lvl 3. She knows 3 spells but ONLY HAS 2 SLOTS so that Shocking Grasp should have been a no go ETA I LIED I LIED I’M DUMB Shocking Grasp is a cantrip!! I got it mixed up with Burning Hands...

AAAAND their great childcare record CONTINUES...at least Matt didn’t instakill the kid and is giving them a chance to heal him before he croaks.

Hyena down the gnoll hole.

Lol Jester is SO MAD that she has to SAVE THIS STUPID CHILD instead of KILLING THINGS a bloodthirsty girl after my own d&d group’s heart...

Poor Liam is rolling such consistently bad attacks... that Fire Bolt will work eventually, and when it does...he’s going to roll a 1 on the damage dice lol

Oooo I think Nott has a cruuuush.

I like how the child they saved is now just an it, lol... 

Yeah take a stroll down the hole, the goal is the gnoll ....

Seriously that gnoll is worth 60 gold go get it. That’s a healing potion + extra 10 gold.

God Shakaste’s so intense... i’m digging it

THANKS JESTER for asking the IMMEDIATE question that I wanted to know. If there’s no other survivors this crew needs to BAIL for now.

As an aside while they’re looting this room, I love Liam’s dedication to the German accent/Caleb voice, even when he’s telling Khary what dice to roll for his damage lol

Nott DEFINITELY HAS A CRUSH

Hey, they successfully rescued some people! And a child even! Although he’s probably traumatized for life...

PLEASE TAKE A SHORT REST ... Fjord needs his spells back plz

OK FINE DON’T LISTEN TO ME DO WHAT YOU WANT JEEZ Just RUN back in the mine...

Shakaste laying out some smooooth talk... Nott “I’m not interested in a relationship right now!” LOLLLL

OH GOD Fjord and Nott... YOU GUYS JUST HEAD BACK TO THE GROUP GEEZZZZ nah go with your gut, improv is great, take some risks!

Plus I think half-orcs should always have a bit of a tendency to recklessness, personally... that’s how I play mine at least! She’s level headed UP TO A POINT, then before you know it she’s spitting blood in her enemy’s face with one HP left but still going for a kill instead of running away...

But don’t take too many risks you’re only lvl 3 guys! ...Guys?

OK OK OK if Matt lets y’all retcon a short rest in there then go for it! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DM GENEROSITY WHEREVER POSSIBLE (I learned that when my lvl 1 druid got taken out by a Nat 20 attack after the DM at first wasn’t going to hit my squishy lvl 1 butt and I said, and I quote “No, it’s fine, I won’t die unless you roll a crit!” .... yeah when your max HP is 9 and you take 32 damage, that’s INSTADEAD.

Missed the end of that quick fight while I gave the animals their nightly treat...

The crew is plowing through this dungeon, nice job guys! Go til someone gets knocked unconscious, that’s my motto.

Hey Travis remembered to make a Con save after he took damage! So honest, what a good dude.

Honestly Khary/Shakaste’s natural charisma is too much, he could take charge and just lead everyone else around by the nose and they would thank him for the privilege!

“Cool it” OH GOD Fjord was that a dad joke when you cast that? Was that lame enough for a Dad Joke??

They still aren’t putting up the temp hit points for Armor of Agathys, Fjord’s at 30 right now not 20.

Ooo Frostbite’s nice. A little more damage than Vicious Mockery and has the same ability to impose disadvantage as a bonus!

Ahh cursing at people when you can’t think of a clever thing for Vicious Mockery... classic.

HOLDING ACTIONS in D&D: technically when you HOLD an action, you give a specific trigger that has to happen and then you will do a specific thing. Marisha used it correctly here as in “I will hold my action and when there is light I will attack the gnoll in front of me.” BUT you can’t use it like “I’ll hold my action and just randomly do something whenever.” You CAN hold your whole turn and say “I’ll take my turn after so-and-so” but that permanently changes your initiative order for the rest of the combat.

OH NO THE BIG GUY’S HERE!! BE CAREFUL SQUISHY BABY PARTY!!

I missed it on the screen if they added the temp hit points from Aid but they still haven’t added Fjord’s Armor HP properly...

Jester’s tanking so good! Good job girl! Use that shield!

Yeah nice deflect Beau! Our poor monk tanks all the time in our group too...

Yayyy Molly hit with both his attacks! Maybe the group’s shitty attack luck will change...

Nice one from Nott! ANND they did add the points from Aid, Shakaste’s total went from 18 to 23. STILL NOT THE ARMOR POINTS THO C’MON GUYS

YEAH NICE ATTACK ROLLS GOOOOO CALEB! NICE Scorching Ray!

The boys charging up Marisha before she rolls Acrobatics LOL

C’mon MAKE THAT SAVEEE with Advantage! DO ITTTT

....or not. Well could’ve been worse!!

Good news so far in this fight is everyone’s doing OK on hit points! Bad news is the big baddie hasn’t really taken a swing at anybody yet and HE’S GOING TO

OR NOT nice use of that spell Shakaste! Keep that big guy from hitting cuz he’s gonna hit hard!

Yay Jester and Nott teamwork kill!! I love them together so much...

Well at least they added Fjord’s HP gain from the Hexblade’s curse but he’s STILL 10 ABOVE THAT FROM THE ARMORRRRR

Beau’s bounces back from her gnoll hole stroll...

And Caleb’s attack mojo is officially back too!

Beau comes through with a clutch attack of opportunity to finish the last guy, yeah team! Cleaning out this gnoll hole like pros...

On to the break! And then Part 2!!

[askthetotallynotsquad]

(no offense) but I don’t really like bicycles :/ can you write boyf riends? (it doesn’t mean you have to stop the bicycles, I just like how you all write and I want to read something you wrote!!)

Ava: S U R E

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Michael: *calls up jeromey*

Jeremy: *picks up* hello? Who’s this?

Michael: hi it’s your boyfriend and I need to have a cHAT WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH CHRISTMAS

Jeremy: oh hi! Sorry I got a new phone...early Christmas gift-

Michael: YOU’RE JEWISH WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTJNG CHRISTMAS GIFT IN AUGUST

Jeremy: MY DAD FORGETS- LET ME BE HAPPY

Michael: IT’S AUGUST THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR DECEMBER

Jeremy: you don’t want to come over then- my room is very um...decorated

Michael: uGHHHH *JDKSJSJSJJDDKSKSSKSSKS*

Jeremy: anyways- what’s you call me for? Is something wrong?

Michael: your Christmas obsession keeps me up at night

Jeremy: then don’t think about me??

Michael: but thinking about you helps me sleep

Jeremy: Michael wha-

Michael: can you just- like- come over or something- I wanna go to the library but I don’t wanna go alone-

Jeremy: uh- yeah sure! I’ll be there in a minute! *hangs up oop*

-at Michael’s house??-

Jeremy: *knocks on thy door*

Michael’s mom pt. 1: *oPens the door lol* oh hi jeremy!

Jeremy: hello! Uh- michael said he wanted to go to the library?

Michael’s mom pt. 1: he mentioned it- he’s probably in his room you can go get him *pft sTeps inside*

Jeremy: okay! *runs downstairs* MICHAEL MELL LETS GO

Michael: wHa- *falls off his bed oops*

Jeremy: *peeks in the doorway* hi

Michael: what- oh- hi jeremy

Jeremy: are you ready to go?

Michael: uh- gooo-?? OH YEAH I REMEMBER LETS GO

Jeremy: *holds thy Michael’s hand and runs out the door*

Anime running sequence: they are at the library now

Michael: ok HEERE don’t try anything I need to finish a report for my summer work gOD

Jeremy: what do you mean try anyth- OHHHH- Wait- *whispers* ohhhhh

Michael: if you need me I’ll be doing a report *pft sits at a table and rEADS*

Jeremy: do you want me to stay with you or like- did you just any me to walk you here-

Michael: you can stay with me if you want to-

Jeremy: okay- *gasp* dolphins! *s q e a k and runs to thy dolphin books*

Michael: *giggles and continues reading :”)*

-30 minuets later-

Jeremy: *comes back and sits down next to thy Michael with a dolphin plush*

Michael: Jeremy where the hell did you get- you know what I won’t ask-

Jeremy: it was in my dolphin purse! *draws????*

Michael: you have the mentality of a 5 year old child

Jeremy: thank you *continues drawing*

Michael: *leans on jerem’s shoulder while he reads?? ok go off*

Jeremy: *slides micheel a piece of paper* (Jeremy drew the Michael)

Michael: very cool jeremy- *readreadread*

Jeremy: *:((*

Michael: sorry jere I have to finish reading-

Jeremy: I’m gonna look at the plant sale outside! *runs outside* (Evan taught him about plants and trees uwu)

Michael: uh- right-

Later: hi it’s later

Jeremy: do you want me to walk you home since it’s gonna get dark soon?

Michael: I- uh- yeah sure

Jeremy: *takes a picture of the sunset??*

Michael: ew aesthetic

Jeremy: but the sunset is pretyyyy michaellll

Michael: must I repeat myself

Jeremy: no..*looks down*

Michael: wait no jeremy I’m so sorry-

Jeremy: I-it’s okay!! *holds thy Michael’s hand and smiles*

Michael: *kisses the jerm* I love you-

Jeremy: *kisses the micheel* I love you too

Michael: stop being talllll

Jeremy: I can’t help itttt

Michael: I wanna be tall >:(

Jeremy: uh- *sits on thy grass* there! Now you can be tall

Michael: *kisses the top of jerem’s head* jere I wanna go home though

-when they get to Michael house-

Jeremy: well we’re here- do you want me to leave or- I can stay if you want- god that sounds rude

Michael: I demand you to stay PEASANT

Jeremy: okay sleepover it is-

Michael: gimme hugs nOw

Jeremy: Michael we’re still outside-

Michael: yes I know cARry mE

Jeremy: *picks up the michael and walks inside*

Michael: I wanna sleep—

Jeremy: *walks downstairs to Michael’s room and puts him down on his bed*

Michael: lay with me pEASANT

Jeremy: *sits on the bed* can I show you my dolphin!

Michael: you have another dolphin thing??

Jeremy: yeah! His name is Micha..

Michael: aw- jeremy that is adorable but I do not want to be roped into your furry shit

Jeremy: Michael- how many times do I have to say this- not all furries do “gross” things

Michael: jeremyyyyy just- I- ugh-

Jeremy: *takes out the v v v fluffy dolphin*

Michael: I- jeremy where do you get all these dolphins-

Jeremy: my dad buys them for me! *flops on the dolphin bc its v v v v v big*

Michael: you’re so precious- *bOop*

Jeremy: can I have a sweatshirt michaellllllllll

Michael: uh- sure what one do you want?

Jeremy: anyoneeeee it’s coldddd

Michael: *kisses the Jerome :”)* do you want the one im wearing right now?

Jeremy: y e s

Michael: *epically takes off hoodie and gives it to jerem* there- I haven’t washed it in like- 2 weeks- ew that’s kinda gross

Jeremy: I don’t care- *puts it on* yay

Michael: can I sleep now- give me hugs-

Jeremy: *lays down and rests his head on thy Michael’s chest??*

Michael: it is sleep time yayyy

Jeremy: mhm *nuzzle nuzzle owo*

Michael: I love you-

Jeremy: I love you too Michael..*falls asleep*

Michael: *sleepsleepsleepsleep*

Loud thunder: hi

Jeremy: *hugs the michael v tight in his sleep*

Michael: *half awakens* huhhhh?

Jeremy: *talking v quiet* the thunder...

Michael: it’ll be fine-

Jeremy: mhm..*hides under the blanket*

Michael: aw- jere come here *hugs the jerome*

Jeremy: *still under the blanket but hug thy micheel*

Michael: hhh- *sLeep*

Jeremy: *sleep*

-later at like- uh idk 2 AM?-

Jeremy: *wide awake watching Jaystation*

Thunderstorms: wassup

Michael: *awakened by the fkign- jaystation-* Jeremy what time is it-

Jeremy: 2 am-

Michael: why are you awake so eARLY

Jeremy: because jaystation posted a new video!!

Michael: but- sleeping-

Jeremy: don’t make me chooseeeee

Michael: I’ll make the choice for you- sLeep

Jeremy: fine! *shoves his face into a pillow* I’m not tired

Michael: I’m very tired

Jeremy: then go to sleep michael

Michael: yeahhh- *clings onto Jerome and goes to sleep :”)*

Jeremy: *plays with the Michael’s hair*

Michael: *lEECH*

Jeremy: *kisses the Michael’s head*

Thunder: KACHOW

Michael: *:”(* *leech*

Jeremy: *rubs the Michael’s back* it’s okay Micha..

Michael: *awaken* jeremyyyy it’s too louddd *:”(((*

Jeremy: *covers the Michael’s ears* it’s okay..*kiss uwu*

Michael: I wanna sleep but the sTUPID NOISE *>:”(*

Jeremy: I don’t know what you want me to do about it

Michael: gimme cuddles and let me sleep because you’re warm

Jeremy: c’mere *spreads his arms open*

Michael: *jumps onto jerome* I love youu-

Jeremy: *wraps his arms around the michael* I love you tooo

Michael: *sleepsleepsleep* *leech*

Rain: JSJSKXNAJSKXJ

Michael: *:”(* *cLing*

Jeremy: *picks micheel up and looks outside*

Michael: *uwu Owo nuzzles* *sleepsleepsleep*

Jeremy: *kisses his forehead owo*

Michael: *lEECH*

-morning yeehaw-

Michael: *awkaens* jeremyyyy

Jeremy: whatttt

Michael: ccccold-

Jeremy: *c u d d l e*