#yay for existentialism! the pelicans can conceptualize cosmic fear! only because of a human-made disaster!
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activatebutterflyshield · 1 month ago
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Deepwater Panacea, a modern angel and subject of great academic debate. A prominent theory claims that it is not an angel, but a saint, created by the collective fear of animals in the wake of the Deepwater Horizon disaster. If it can be proven true, then Humanity’s entire view of the universe will be upended.
For if animals can shape the collective nothings into somethings, creating a saint from the first unfortunate pelican to be anointed in crude oil in tandem with Humanity’s largely unrelated efforts in the advancement of modern medicine, then can Humanity really be said to be the only creator of gods?
No matter what, Panacea always appreciates a blood sacrifice to your local drive or bank. Do it for the blood pelican.
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