#yaoihands

[sharkthinker]

I gotta say I love how inconsistent the loustat height difference is lmaoo...like

just give or take a few inches whenever you feel like it. hit that man with the seme beam. who gives a fuck 🧍‍♀️ neither daniel nor I have any idea what lestat's actual height is supposed to be... it all depends on how yaoibrained louis is feeling at any given moment...

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

leaf hat!!! LEAF HAT

[id: Rice, the blue and brown Amazonian milk frog, sitting on their stick while having their head under a bright green leaf in their enclosure]

[latibulater]

Byron Orpheus and The Unfortunate Case of Whitewashing

Season 1 above. angular face, brown skin, more pronounced lips and nose than rusty

season 2, his face is a little rounder, but his skin color is actually more saturated and varies more in the episodes he's in top is viva los muertos and bottom is escape to the house of mummies

season 3 his entire forehead and cheekbone are now a curve, but he still hasn't lost his pallor quite (also *COUGH* yaoihands *COUGHCOUGH*)

however its once it hits season 4 that things go downhill IMMEDIATELY

ITS BAD FOLKS......but it gets WORSE

season 5, he only appears in halloween and momma's boys, i would say momma's boys he looks a little better but still by this point he has lost his big nose and defined lower lip

here's his only appearance in daylight in s6 hes only in gargantua 2 not that different

s7 is pretty egregious to me, it's like they finally gave up on just lightening the opacity of brown and decided to make him pink/tan but still not as bad as the movie...

now they lowered the opacity on the pink like they wont rest until this man is actually nosferatu like hank and dean thought he was in the first episode

this really is sad to me :( they took away all of his melanin, all of his cuteness, they made him way too " " appealing " " *COUGH* WHITE *coughcough*

[tickfleato]

man. every time i think abt cairngorm i get sad. they deserved so much better... they get to be free to act on their own but the ghost (lol) of their other self nonetheless controls them, creating forced loyalty to a reckless jackass who doesn't even see them as their own person but as a replacement for someone else. And then when they're finally free of that it's because yaoihands mcgroomer is manipulating them into a deeply unequal relationship. They never get a chance to be their own person without being used for someone else's gain.

And like obviously this is a manga about fucked up stuff happening to people. they put phos in time prison. but the relationship between cairngorm & aechmea, the way it is presented, barely touches on its shittiness... like at least commit to it man !!

[hemorrhoidbabe69]

Yaoihands mcgee

[sloaners]

when yaoihands convo and my interpretation of @keepyourpantsongohan ‘s diagram goes horribly wrong

[queen-of-the-nerdlords]

WIP Title Game!

Thank you to the amazing @seidraikiri for tagging me! Sorry it took me so long!

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

(If I tagged you, you don't have to do this, I'm just scrambling for people I know lmao)

Blue Exorcist

Cake By the Ocean (Mephisto/Rin)

Chintzy (MephiRin) (Mephisto/Rin)

MephiRin - A/B/O Fic (Mephisto/Rin)

MephiRin Soulmate RP with fren (Mephisto/Rin)

Ocean Blue (Suguro/Rin)

CUPID (Visual Novel)

Promises of Forever (Rosa/Catherine)

Doki Doki Literature Club

Oyasumi (Sayori/Protag)

DRAMAtical Murder

Calming Serenade (Akushima/Aoba)

allmate human daycare au (multiple)

Immer Sie (Clear/Akushima)

Happy Sugar Life

Sugar and Spice and-

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Undermine (Atsushi/Sakamoto)

Ib

I Saw Autumn Leave (Ib/Garry)

It Means Friendship

Misao (Game)

Ignorance Is Your New Best Friend (Kudoh/Misao)

SohTano Family AU (Sohta/Takano)

Mad Father

Journal Entries within the Drevis Manor

The Words I Want To Say (Ogre/Aya)

My Hero Academia

AFOKami (OC/AFO)

"Me and Mr. Wolf" Gift for Seidraikiri (Aizawa/Deku)

Sunflowers (Chapter 2 lmao)

OFF (Mortis Ghost)

Love Me Dead (Judge/Japhet)

Pokemon

RP Starter (OC)

Pub Encounter

Cocktail and Lovers' Night (OC/Soichiro)

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Again & Again (Madoka/Homura)

i need not one thing more (Madoka/Everyone)

If Our Hearts Were Iron and Our Bodies Steel (Kyousuke/Sayaka)

though it's the end of the world; don't blame yourself (Madoka/Homura)

Samurai Jack

Jaku Soulmate AU (Jack/Aku)

Steven Universe

Cantarella (Pearl/Rose)

The Stanley Parable

Dread (Stanley/Narrator)

Unmarked Stone (Stanley/Narrator)

Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea

Masochism Tango (Idate/Samekichi)

she's got blue eyes like the sea (femslash Samekichi/Wadanohara)

Yandere Simulator

Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance (not finishing this lol)

Yuri!! On Ice

Cantarella (Yuuri/Viktor)

Crossovers

And Away We Go (OC/Homestuck/Adventure Time/The Sims)

Anni NEXT CHAPTER (OC)

Much Ado About Invading (ZaDR/TaGR/OC)

Painting of Evil/Servant of Evil (Ib/The Evillious Series)

The Memory That Would Never Be Remembered (Ib/Garry)

Thorn (Aoba/Toue)

We Are Number One (Skyrim Dragonspeak)

and tons more because I've had 3 phones and 4 computers shit the bed and die and I'm not that great about backing up files I make on the fly. I'm sure if I restored one of the broken hard drives I have, we could find more.

@abby-something, @reaperlight, @thebeingofeverything, @oragamiartist, @thatkinkyboi, @rainbowrowell, @yaoihands, @grievousgl0ry, @urami1080, @still-life-of-thick-ass, @president-homewrecker, @double--blind, @slowly-backs-away, @cinnamoloves,

[edwad]

edwad yaoihands ft frog guys

[dreamclock]

I found him again..... Ol' Yaoihands Skyrim.......

[myrfing]

i had to go to yaoihands dot tumblr dot com to find reference for yesterday

[valkyricarts]

I'm fuckhands mcmikes distant cousin, yaoihands maxx

[no-psi-nan]

Why are smartphones so fucking big these days. You need to be Edward Yaoihands to type comfortably with one hand. Even with a one-handed swiping keyboard, this bitch is just so freaking unwieldy!!

[tigergendermoved2tigergender]

Prehistoric yaoi. Is this anything

The original, described on the yaoihands blog as "the celtic knot of yaoi"

[jpgjuice]

Edward yaoihands

[persomiissleepy]

Today on "Shit My D&D Party Says." We nicknamed a boneclaw encounter Mr. Yaoihands. Because let's be real this guy does have them.

[no-nic]

going on a naruto-related thieving image generator blocking spree

the can't even get the headband right

i'd rather see crappy fanart made in ms paint in 2005 or yaoihands or whatever infested those ancient internet forums; that kind of horniness was at least honest 😢 now it's just vaguely recognizable waifu content or soulless ship art