#yandere wendy testeburger

[anxiousnerdwritings]

concept: yandere platonic kyle, kenny, stan, and cartman or just south park kids in general with their favourite/only normal teacher/adult in their life

The kids all deserve at least one competent adult in their life who they can go to and depend on knowing they’ll be there for them in the long run. Someone who genuinely just cares about the kids and wants nothing but the best for them.

The kids absolutely adore the Reader. At first no one thought twice about the arrival of a new teacher at their school but then after meeting the Reader they all feel drawn to them. The kids would all be jealous if the Reader wasn’t their teacher but rather a teacher for another class or even another grade altogether. The students who were lucky enough to be in the Reader’s class would be the prime targets of all the other kids’ aggression. Cartmen especially wouldn’t hold anything back from taking out his frustrations and jealousy on the kids who get to have the Reader all to themselves.

I could see Stan’s group, Craig’s group and Wendy’s group all fighting to have the Reader’s attention and be their favorite kiddos. But eventually they would put their rivalry aside to team up against the kids who are actually in the Reader’s class. They may even go as far as to boycott Garrison as well as the school altogether if they can’t have the Reader the way they want. They’d prefer to get Garrison to switch classes with the Reader so that their darling could be their teacher but if they can’t then they’ll just have to get rid of all the Reader’s students and get them to take up a co-teacher position with Garrison. They all could at least compromise to that.

Imagine all the kids’ parents growing obsessed with the Reader too or even the other teachers at the school? All the kids already have to deal with sharing the Reader with each other, that’s hell enough but now their parents are trying to weasel their way into stealing the only good adult figure in their life from them. Yeah, the kids aren’t going to be okay with that whatsoever. But then again a few of the kids may try to get their parent/parents to be romantically involved with the Reader that way the kid could have the Reader in their life in a way the others can’t.