#yandere von herder x reader

[fancyfeathers]

God I just had the funniest idea after watching the tea party ova of Moriarty the Patriot…

Just picture their darlings there because they all are a part of the household now.

William’s darling, the shy little thing she is, is just clinging onto William’s arm or near his side the entire time. Half of the ladies present are glaring at her because she is a little street rat who took William’s heart before anyone else could have a chance that they didn’t even have in the first place. The other half of the ladies present are smitten with the adorable little wife of the mathematics professor, like the way a little girl would coo over their baby sibling or new doll that their parents bought them, they offer William to take her off of his hands for a day or perhaps a week, telling her how adorable she would look with a trip to her family’s country home and makeover, perhaps a new wardrobe and- While the ladies ramble on, she is just looking at William with pleading eyes to get her out of there.

Meanwhile Albert’s darling, who was born into nobility is taking the opportunity to visit with some of her old friends who are present, slipping away from Albert to fend for himself with all the ladies present. Many of those ladies she speaks to are the same ladies who have swept William’s darling away to fixate on her, and they are just talking to Albert’s darling while playing with her curls like did she do her hair? Oh she did, well isn’t that just adorable- oh and the earring and necklace she is wearing was a gift from Albert’s darling? Well isn’t that just the sweetest.

Louis’ darling has the most merciful fate because she gets to help her husband and the temporary staff in the kitchen away from all the commotion of the party, though if she does end up nicking herself once with a knife even once Louis will bandage it and send her upstairs so she can read or something, but chances are she will snag Von Herder’s darling from the basement where they are keeping watch over the things the others don’t want found and she will take her upstairs to read with her and people watch from the window.

Then there is Bonde’s and Moran’s darling who get to help out with the party, and by get to help it means they have to help due to all the pleading from each of their partners. The both of them stick close together, gossiping and making notes about the rich ladies at the party and asking each other what the other gets from the other’s partner in order to agree to do this and let’s just saw the answers they give one another they would have to hope none of the guests at the party overhear…

But of course by the end of the party those promises are put on hold due to everyone’s exhaustion. Bonde has his darling cuddled up next to him, his arms pulling the blanket around them both. Moran practically has to carry his darling up to bed because she is ready to fall asleep at any moment and run out the cramps in her legs from her heels. Louis’ darling cleans up the kitchen for him as the temporary staff is dismissed and her husband gets ready for bed. Von Herder’s darling has to pull him out of the basement so the two of them can go to sleep cause if she didn’t he would be down there all night. Albert and his darling go up to bed early and split a bottle of wine between the two of them before they pass out from exhaustion. William helps his darling get undressed and ready for bed and she quickly tells him as they settle into bed how she never wants to do that again and he fully agrees.

[married-to-google-translater]

May I ask for a yandre Albert James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes and von Herder with a s/o, please? Thank you very much! Btw. I like your writings 💕

Yandere Albert is here

Sorry for your waiting.

Yandere Von Herder Headcanon

Von Herder is a passionate, stalker and a little worshipful yandere.

Herder doesn't mind that he can't see you.

He falls in love with you personality and wants to find out everything possible about you.

You are the only person he loves as much as his guns.

( This man is really attached to his guns )

The only things Herder seems to talk about today are you and his guns.

Your abduction will happen very quickly.

Not because Herder would be jealous of other people near you... He just wants to know how you act in this situation.

Herder also wants your love.

So don’t be surprised if after your abduction you are greeted by a man who knows everything about you.

And even if he is blind, escaping is really hard.

Herder has set you "fun" traps that make escape impossible.

( So fun for him and fucking annoying for you)

Yandere Mycroft Holmes headcanon

Mycroft is a very possessive and tactical yandere.

He really isn’t used to the feeling of love.

So this is indeed a new experience for him.

Mycroft gets all the information about you very quickly and easily.

He needs about 24 hours and Mycroft knows your age, your family relationship and all your deepest secrets.

And Mycroft doesn’t have to do almost anything himself.

There are advantages to working for the state.

Mycroft makes careful plans for how he gets you to himself.

And this man knows how to be really patient.

His plan could take years.

First you make friends, then he is going to make sure from your parents that you get married and then say goodbye to your social relationships.

Mycroft makes sure no one doubts anything.

And if you object to him, Mycrot will make sure that one of your friends "disappears"

He blackmails and threatens to keep you motivated.

He tries to be romantic but it’s hard for him.

congratulations you are at the end of your life stuck with yandere icicle.

[fancyfeathers]

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

If the darlings were animals or birds, what would they be??

Oh this is an interesting thought

William’s darling would definitely be a rabbit or perhaps a mouse, like something very fragile and easily vulnerable to predators. Or I could definitely see a chinchilla as well.

Albert’s darling would definitely be a ferret since they're playful, affectionate, and quiet for a large part of the day. Ferrets also need to have others around, like other ferrets or their owners since they are social creatures.

Louis’ darling is a cat, but like the type who bites your hand if you even look at them wrong but then they are affectionate with only one person and you are just standing there like what the fuck. So feral street cat.

Sherlock’s darling is a dog, probably a husky or a beagle, super dramatic and whiney, but also super energetic and lively. Like she gets all whiney when Sherlock won’t let her in on a case just like a dog would.

Mycroft’s darling is a pomeranian, I can’t explain this one but if you know you know.

Moran’s darling is probably also a cat, but more of the ones that are super chill and honestly do not care what you do as long as you don’t bother them.

Bonde’s darling would be probably a robin since they are a form of songbird and it just fits the idea of Bonde’s darling being not to different from him when he was Irene Alder.

Von Herder’s darling would probably be an owl since they are often connected to intelligence and wisdom which kind of suits how I have written her.

Fred’s darling would either be a hummingbird or a doe, a female deer. I literally cannot explain this one besides it just fits with the vibes I get from them.

[fancyfeathers]

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

wait, what's the age gap between the yans and their darling's??

William is 24 and I think his darling would either be 20-21 so that’s a 3-4 year gap between them, and also making her the youngest out of the brothers’ darlings.

Honestly I think Albert and his darling are the same age, 27, which would have made her a spinster at the time which would make sense with how quickly her parents married her off to him. Then also she has to be older than her sister, Mycroft’s darling and the oldest out of the brothers’ darlings.

Louis is 23 and his darling is 26 so that’s a 3 year age gap and something his darling gets to poke fun at him for.

Sherlock is 24 and his darling is 25 bu it’s one of those age gaps where for like a few weeks or months of the year they are the same age and Sherlock gets really smug about it.

Mycroft and his darling have the biggest age gap out of them all, his is 31 and I think she would be around 23 which is an 8 year age gap, but at the time it was more normal for the man to be older than by today’s standards so this wasn’t too unusual. The reason I put her at this age is cause she is decently younger than Albert’s darling.

Moran is 35 and his darling is about 29, so a six year age gap between them. Which makes sense with her doubling as an information broker since as she gets older there are less shows for her to do.

Bonde is 21 and his darling would be about the same age, maybe a few months younger than him. I honestly think it would be funny for their birthdays to fall on the same day because they are so similar.

Herder is 30 and his darling is 26, the same age as Louis’ darling since they attended and roomed together in college, though it probably took her longer to graduate since she was studying medicine.

[fancyfeathers]

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

op what are your headcanons of the height differences among the darlings and yanderes?? (hehe i like to imagine 🩰 darling is quite short plus william is around 6'1)

I got you bestie because I have already thought about this before

The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot Masterlist)

I picture William and his darling do have a big height difference, he is around 6’1 (185cm) and I picture her being around 5’2 (157cm). So that is around an eleven inch height difference.

Albert and his darling have a little bit of a smaller height gap than the prior, he is around 6’2 (188cm) and I picture she is around 5’5 (165cm) so I think that would be about up to his chin.

This is probably one of my favorites to think about but I think Louis’ darling is rather tall, he is 6’0 (184cm) and I think she would be around 5’9 (175) which is only 3 inches shorter than him and then she probably wears shoes that are slightly heeled so that would make her even taller.

Sherlock and his darling have the exact height difference as William and his darling, 6’1 (185cm) to 5’2 (157cm). But Sherlock’s darling definitely has more anger issues within her smaller body than William’s darling, she’d be ready to throw hands any time any place.

I’m just going to say this one plan and simple, Mycroft is 6’2 (188cm) and his darling is 4’11 (149cm).

I feel like his darling is not super short or super tall (though it is funny picturing Sebastian with a darling who is like a two inches shorter than him), but with him being 6’6 (198) (why are you so tall?) I think she would be around 5’7 (170cm) which is an eleven inch difference.

I know I have not even mentioned James Bonde and his darling yet (I will say I have her planned out mostly and once upon a time she used to know William’s darling, but that’s another story) They are the exact same height, 5’7 (170cm)

Then last but not least, Von Herder and his darling, the doctor who this man fucking adores, he is 6’4 (193cm) and she is 5’10 (177cm). I had a funny thought of her being taller than him but then I remember he is actually tall so na.

[fancyfeathers]

Idk where the fuck this came from but…

Stuff the darlings do in my The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot) series

James’, Moran’s, Herder’s, and Louis’ darlings have all gotten high before in the basement when James and Herder were gone, Moran was not gone and he laughed his ass off when he found out and Louis was the one who caught them. No one knows where they got the stuff.

Louis’ darling will read spicy books that are written in French and Louis doesn’t know what they are about so he asks William. She does this for this purpose as to make William’s life a living hell.

William’s darling will get burn out when she is stretching for ballet, so many times William has found her in various poses that she stopped in mid stretch and find out she has been like that for hours and she can’t feel her feet anymore, when she says this it always gives him mini heart attacks.

Sherlock’s darling writes letters to William’s darling and pays kids in her neighborhood to go out in the middle of the night and slip them into her bedroom window, since William’s sleep schedule is all messed up he never notices and William’s darling hides them underneath the carpet in their bedroom. A lot of the time these are two letters, one to William’s darling from Sherlock’s darling and the other one to Albert’s darling from Mycroft’s darling, her sister.

The darlings of the three Moriarty brothers always insist on getting their own compartment on the train ride to and from Durham because one compartment for all six of them would be much to crowded for eight hours, and also so they can close the curtains, lay out the pillows and blankets they brought all over the compartment and play games for the train ride and or gossip of talk about things the brothers would not approve of. Most of the time by the end of the trip is they find the three of them asleep and brothers have to clean up their darlings’ mess before the train stops.

Mycroft’s darling sneaks out of her house to go visit Sherlock’s darling at her apartment across town. Normally she will be gone for days and by the time her caretaker, who she is staying with until she is married, tells Mycroft that she is gone, she is back in her room at the estate by the time he gets there like nothing ever happened. On one of these outings, Sherlock’s darling took her to a cabaret where she met Moran’s darling and the three of them got drunk back at the apartment and this was Mycroft’s darling’s first time getting intoxicated.

Sherlock’s darling has spiked Sherlock’s tea before to see if he would notice, to see how sharp he was, he did notice, so while she wasn’t looking he swapped their cups but before she could drink it he slapped it out of her hand and it broke on the floor. Miss Hudson was pissed.

Milverton’s darling and Sherlock’s darling are sisters and Sherlock’s darling has offered to try and frame him for a crime and her sister tells her not to because Sherlock’s darling is employed at one of his newspapers and could make her life a living hell. Also no one knows Sherlock’s darling has a sister, not even Sherlock, well Mycroft’s darling knows but has no clue who she is.

James’ and William’s darling have talked shit about people they worked with at the opera together, but they both agree that the orchestra conductor was hot. They have said this in front of James and William

Moran’s and Albert’s have gotten drunk together before, but no one knows about it since it was in Moran’s and his darling’s room and many people in the house were gone besides Louis. Though Albert did notice a bottle of wine missing from the cellar.

Louis’ darling had accidentally almost burn down the kitchen. She was making tea for herself and reading too close to the stove and lit her book on fire. When Louis rushed in and out out the fire and asked if she was okay she just cried about her book. The next morning she woke up to see a new copy of it on her nightstand.

William’s darling, the shyest little thing, she has the mouth of a sailor, but only in French because the stage hands and the ballet mistress at the opera swore so much in French that she picked it up. At first she thought no one could understand her but then she learned that Albert’s and Louis’ darlings also spoke it but she didn’t care what they heard, then she found out William spoke it…

[fancyfeathers]

Thinking about the crime gang’s darlings when they are having a meeting discussing a mission or something along those lines that they are not allowed to be in the room for. So just picture William’s darling sitting on a couch in the drawing room, half asleep cause she has a nightmares at night, with her head on the shoulder of Louis’ darling who is reading some sort of novel. Meanwhile Albert’s darling is trying to play the piano, keyword trying, but struggling because she cannot focus because of an argument she got into with Albert before hand. Then Sebastian’s darling, along with James’ and Von Herder’s darlings are all reading over the morning newspaper that was left out on the table by James or Moran most likely this morning by accident, but they are trying to be quick about it since really none of them are supposed to be reading it due to the articles Sherlock’s darling may publish or the missing person adverts that may be posted for any of them minus Albert’s and William’s since they were never technically kidnapped. Honestly whenever they do read the papers it is a bit disheartening to see that most days they can snag a peak none of them are listed or on the rare occasion they are it is normally posted by the parents of Louis’ darling or Herder’s darling but as the days go on they become less and less.

[fancyfeathers]

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

love how in every universe (except chess au ig) william and his darling have a bloody and traumatizing past. 🩰 witnessed her opera and friend disappear + the whole milverton kidnapping scenario, author darling watching people die one by one, vamp! au watched him tear open a man who was hurting her, doctor darling saw his bloody sword, teacher darling discovering his occupation in a similar way etc lol it's funny that he wants to "protect" his darling but he ends up traumatzing her one way or another. like albert or louis darlings may have not discovered their secrets in a bloody way, or any other darling for the matter, just Liam lol

Honestly it’s like how to get what they want they have to give up something of equal value, like for William he wants to protect his darling from the cruelty of the world but ends up hurting her unintentionally and traumatizing her along the way. Then with Albert he never wanted to loose his darling to someone else but in return when she finds out the things he has done she will never actually love him, and something similar happens to Mycroft as well as Moran and his darling where he has her but she will never love him in return. With Louis and Herder they both had a friendship with their darlings before and their relationship had the chance of turning into love but she became suspicious of him and began to poke around and to keep her from becoming an unnecessary casualty she got kidnapped and their old relationship was dead and buried. Sherlock and his darling had a friendship but he grew overprotective of her and controlling, so while she was safe like he wanted she would always be pushing him away.

The only ones who really aren’t like this are Paterson and Bonde. Paterson because he managed to have a normal love for his darling that evolved into hidden obsession and overprotectiveness over the years of their marriage and she loves him in return so he doesn’t really loose anything, well his relationship with her may grow a little strained but that is because of the secrets when it comes to his work with William. Then with Bonde, him and his darling’s relationship really didn’t start until after she was kidnapped and theirs became sort of a friendship as James’ obsession began to set in and then by the time it had became romantic she was deep into Stockholm Syndrome and it was past the point of no return in James’ obsession.

Then there is Milverton and his relationship with his darling is fifty shades of fucked up, he didn’t loose anything in his relationship with her, she had always been afraid of him since they day he blackmailed her in marriage.

[fancyfeathers]

I read about herder's darling in a post of yours. Could you please elaborate on that? Like she and von herder met in college right? After they graduate did they meet again? If so how? Also your writing is so incredible! Keep up the good work! I hope you don't find me annoying for writing so much😅

P. S. I've been playing this game by genius Inc that I think you might be interested in. It's about Sherlock Holmes.

Yours sincerely,

🦋

Oh no you are perfectly fine, I don’t think anything could annoy me lol

also that game it on my list of games to play, my girlfriend is also begging me to play it cause she has lol

Von Herder’s darling went to college with Louis’ darling, while Louis’ darling is in literature Von Herder’s is in medicine. This would have been quite an achievement because the first women to go to college in the UK was in 1869, so they are very intelligent to put it lightly. So these two stayed friends after graduation and it was not uncommon for either to ask the other for a favor.

So one day Louis’ darling asks her if she could hired to do an autopsy on two nobles that are suspected to be murdered, so she does this but only hours after she hands the information over to her friend she disappears. The chain of suspicion carries over to the doctor and she starts burying her nose into places it perhaps shouldn’t be. She starts following her missing friend’s footsteps and what she didn’t expect to find an injured man in a back alley one day, a bullet has lodged in his shoulder. She manages to help the man to her clinic where she can remove the bullet and clean the wound before it gets infected. While he is recovering she learns his name, Sebastian Moran. He asks her since she put him on bed rest to deliver a case to a colleague of his, she is hesitant at first but she needs to run out to get a few more medical supplies so she decides to run it over while she is out.

The location is a bit sketchy but it’s nothing she cannot handle. She slips inside and immediately she wonders what world she has just fallen into, all around her are mechanical wonders that are nothing less than the work of a genius. She walks deeper into the building until she sees a man sitting at a table, working on some sort of project.

“Excuse me, I was asked to drop this off by a Mr. Moran.”

“He sent one of his lady friends to-“

“Oh not at all sir, he’s in my clinic on bed rest at the moment, bullet in the shoulder. I am a doctor, so I do what I can to help my patients.”

He is stunned and impressed in the best way possible, this woman must be something special, the amount of training and education it would take to do what she does is difficult already but near impossible for a woman in this day and age. He may not be able to see her but one can hear the intelligence in her voice, the way she speaks and holds herself shows him how confident she is in her achievements. It is truly wonderful and fascinating-

“Ah, I still have to run a few errands and then get back to change the dressings on Sebastian’s wounds, I am afraid we have to cut this conversation short, it was a pleasure to meet you, Mr…”

“Von Herder.”

“Mr. Von Herder, I suppose we will have to finish this conversation another time, I would like to, especially when looking around this place, truly wonderful work.”

He can hear her footsteps walk off back out the door of his workshop, truly something else…

[fancyfeathers]

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

wait what happens to herder's darling? does she live in the basement with him??

I definitely chuckled at the last bit

The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot Masterlist)

Von Herder’s darling is a doctor, people depend on her to save lives, like how they met, she was taking care of Sebastian when he got shot. To kidnap her is to put so many lives at stake. Herder will say he is friends with his darling but really he is stalking her, and they only had met a handful of times. So when she aligns herself in the investigation of the Moriarty family, he does have to monitor her a bit more seriously, especially when she finds the cause of death with the parents of Albert’s darling. She is becoming a problem but she helps so many people, like just the other day she preformed surgery to prevent internal bleeding in a young girl, no older than thirteen, then a few weeks ago she took one of her patients into her own home who became paralyzed from the waist down to help them recover.

Then she does become a serious problem when she is called to the estate of a noble who was shot by Moran and saves his life. Then as she is helping them recover she finds out how everything fell into place and they are able to put the pieces together to prevent a future death with the help of her colleagues.

She is saving lives just not the ones they want saved now.

So one day when she is on her way home from her medical practice she hears footsteps following her. She picks up her pace, knowing full well that something will happen. She squeals when she sees a spark as a bullet hits the ground near her foot, she is panicked and runs into a nearby alley to hide.

She hears another bullet fires but it is not even aimed at her, she sees the impact on the wall but it bursts to release some sort of gas. She tries to cover her face with her sleeve but the moment it hits her nose the effects are almost instant and she starts stumbling, trying to support herself against the alley wall, but it does not matter, she hits the ground and she is out in a matter of seconds.

“Did you have to aim so close to her? You could have hurt her.”

“You were the one who told me to startle her, Herder.”

“Let’s not fight, let’s get her back before anyone sees us.”

When she wakes up she has an absolutely horrible headache and in a room she didn’t recognize. Laying down in bed, big enough for two people but the other side is empty. Looking around the room she finds that the door is locked, the desk is a mess with odd bits and bobbles, the closest is filled with men’s clothes and she finds many of her clothes from her apartment in boxes in the closet, many of her files and books from her home were on the shelves, the first thing that was unpacked, and then she opens the bedside table drawer to find a blindfold and she knows exactly what happened to her.

I have no doubt in my mind that she will use her knowledge of anatomy to try to eliminate Herder or someone else, so she is almost never alone with him, someone like James or Moran always there and then drugged when they go to bed so she cannot try anything when he is asleep, but even then good luck because he is a light sleeper due to his hearing so try anything and he will be up and restraining her.

Honestly she has a better life than many of the others because Herder would die if he ever hurt her, he practically worships the ground she walks on, and just wants to show her the things he creates and that feeling of validation from her, but good luck getting it now.

[fancyfeathers]

heyyy I wanted to know what is the general dynamic of the darlings with eachother? Like a deeper look into their opinion of eachother and their interactions?

Well for the darlings of the Moriarty brothers, they are all technically sisters in law. Albert’s and William’s are the closest as they have been there the longest, and they get especially close once Albert’s darling has the true nature of the household revealed to her which she was absolutely shielding from seeing under the guise of a happy marriage. So when William’s darling isn’t being dragged off to Durham with him when he goes to go teach for a term or so, the two are spending almost every free moment they have together, and when Albert and his darling do visit William and his darling when he is teaching at the university it is such a pleasure for the two ladies. Even though they are from completely social classes, they understand what the other has been through, both have been abused and manipulated by the others around them to be someone or something that that they don’t want to be, I would almost describe them as found family if they were not forced to be family.

Then when Louis’ darling comes into the picture everything changes because she knows things she should not know. She was the only one kidnapped in the classic sense because she snooped about, and the only reason she was not killed is because of the affection Louis had for her. so things a become a bit tighter around the house which is strange for the other two darlings. They don’t get to know her for a while because is kept under lock and key for a long time when she first comes to stay with the Moriarty family. But when they finally meet her, she is a bit more cold and distant, distrusting, but no one can blame her, honestly the other two don’t want to be in this situation either. She doesn’t talk to the other two much, often keeping to herself, but eventually she cracks under the pressure when she needs human contact besides Louis. So she joins in on their conversations, adding a bit more of a perspective to them. She is the only one out of the trio who settles the least in her situation, choosing to distance herself in hope that she can get out of this if she plans correct and perhaps she can convince the others…

But if that hope is crushed by perhaps a failed attempt then she may warn up slightly more to the others, but it doesn’t hurt to have your cards close to your chest.

Bonus

I haven’t really talked about them much, but Sherlock’s darling was hired by Mycroft’s darling to write about and bring to light the murder of her parents, who also happen to be the parents of Albert’s darling as well. The two are from very different social standings, one is an aristocrat and the other is a working class crime journalist. Over the course of Sherlock’s darling’s more casual investigation of the case the two become very close friends, platonic soulmates if you would. Their friendship is quite the shocking comparison to the current relationship between the Holmes brothers.

Louis’ darling and Von Herder’s darling are best friends. The two were college roommates and some of the first women to get such an education because of their intelligence. Before Louis’ darling went missing, they would often go out for drinks after work or visit each other at work when they had breaks at the same time or even favors of each other here and there. They were the bestest of friends and if one goes missing the other is certain to look.

[fancyfeathers]

This reminded me about the incorrect quotes I typed up for this series…

Mycroft: You’re so cute when you’re irritated. His darling: I am going to slit your throat.

-

Louis: Are you flirting with me? His darling: No, I'm just hot and talking.

-

Albert: We have fun, don’t we, dear? His Darling: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

-

William: Remember that old saying. “If at first you don’t succeed-” His darling: Try to pretend it never happened. 

-

His darling: You’d do that for me? Albert: I’d do a lot of things to you. His darling: ...you mean ‘for me’? Albert: That too.  -

Mycroft’s darling: No! This is a really bad idea. Sherlock’s darling: Stick around. I’m full of bad ideas.  -

William’s darling: Oh we never doubted you for a moment! Sherlock’s darling: Thank you. You’re lying, though, right? William’s darling: Yes, I am, I doubted you very strongly.

-

Moran’s darling: Isn’t there a bar here? Herder’s darling: This is a hospital, idiot. Moran’s darling: Exactly. No one needs a drink more than sick people’s families. Herder’s darling: …You have a point.

-

Sherlock’s darling: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom! Right away! I had a different problem. Louis’ darling: They make a strong case.  -

Sherlock: What was that about? You wanna tell me? What were those questions? Are you having a mental issue? [lowering their voice] Did you kill someone? His darling: God. Seriously? Come on. No, I did not kill somebody. If I killed somebody I would play it cool, move to Mexico, start a band.

-

William’s darling: You believe me?  Albert’s darling: You’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

-

Sherlock: Can I ask a dumb question?  His darling: Better than anyone I know.

-

Louis’ darling: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

-

Albert’s darling: *sucking on a popsicle*  Louis’ darling: Pfft, you practicing for when Albert gets home?  Albert’s darling: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*  Louis’ darling: *Concern*

-

His darling: Do you love me?  William: We’re literally married.  His darling: Yeah, but as friends or—

-

Bonde’s darling: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??  Herder’s darling: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

-

Mycroft’s darling: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

-

Mycroft: Do we have any orange juice left?  His darling: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*  His darling: Sorry, we’re all out.

-

Moran’s darling: Hey, doc you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.  Herder’s darling: Have you ever been to a mortuary?  Moran’s darling: Yea, my grandma lives there.  Albert’s darling: That is the worst response to that question.

-

Sherlock’s darling: What is your favourite mythical story?  William’s darling: The Story Of My Will To Live.  Sherlock’s darling: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

-

Louis’s darling: *Hugs Louis from behind*  Louis’s darling: *Tucks Louis' hair behind their ear*  Louis’s darling, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

-

His darling: WHO THE FUCK-  Albert: Whoa, language!  His darling: I speak fucking English!  Albert: ...

-

His darling: I hate you with every inch of my body!  Mycroft: That’s not a lot of inches.

-

Albert’s darling: This plan seems complicated. Mycroft’s darling: To be fair, you once said that about an orange. Albert’s darling: They don’t make sense! Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t?! 

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

silly headcanon that louis is one or two years younger than his darling so she calls him "little boy" during arguements.

Oh absolutely, 100% no doubt. Like I am just picturing him and her in an argument because she may or may not have recommended books to Albert’s and William’s darlings that they wouldn’t have approved of and Louis is upset because she knew that and she just…

“Oh shut up little boy, do you have a Ph. D in library science? No you don’t, go back to school if you want to fight with me.”

She is like a controlled menace to all the brothers and Mr. Moran, Mr. Bonde, and so on because she is super polite 90% but all while doing the most underhanded shit like telling the other darlings about all the crazy shit her and Von Herder’s darling did during college and the books she recommends… you know what kind of books I am talking about.

Meanwhile Louis is at his wits end with the shit she pulls

[fancyfeathers]

It always makes me laugh when I am writing that I picture Mycroft’s darling as so short and she hates him and so when she is mad at him she has to look up

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

op what are your headcanons of the height differences among the darlings and yanderes?? (hehe i like to imagine 🩰 darling is quite short plus william is around 6'1)

I got you bestie because I have already thought about this before

The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot Masterlist)

I picture William and his darling do have a big height difference, he is around 6’1 (185cm) and I picture her being around 5’2 (157cm). So that is around an eleven inch height difference.

Albert and his darling have a little bit of a smaller height gap than the prior, he is around 6’2 (188cm) and I picture she is around 5’5 (165cm) so I think that would be about up to his chin.

This is probably one of my favorites to think about but I think Louis’ darling is rather tall, he is 6’0 (184cm) and I think she would be around 5’9 (175) which is only 3 inches shorter than him and then she probably wears shoes that are slightly heeled so that would make her even taller.

Sherlock and his darling have the exact height difference as William and his darling, 6’1 (185cm) to 5’2 (157cm). But Sherlock’s darling definitely has more anger issues within her smaller body than William’s darling, she’d be ready to throw hands any time any place.

I’m just going to say this one plan and simple, Mycroft is 6’2 (188cm) and his darling is 4’11 (149cm).

I feel like his darling is not super short or super tall (though it is funny picturing Sebastian with a darling who is like a two inches shorter than him), but with him being 6’6 (198) (why are you so tall?) I think she would be around 5’7 (170cm) which is an eleven inch difference.

I know I have not even mentioned James Bonde and his darling yet (I will say I have her planned out mostly and once upon a time she used to know William’s darling, but that’s another story) They are the exact same height, 5’7 (170cm)

Then last but not least, Von Herder and his darling, the doctor who this man fucking adores, he is 6’4 (193cm) and she is 5’10 (177cm). I had a funny thought of her being taller than him but then I remember he is actually tall so na.

[fancyfeathers]

God I keep on thinking about the height difference between Mycroft and his darling

Like for reference

THIS IS THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Like I did it because I picture her as a character who is looked down upon so I was like let’s make her short to show that literally but omg she is tiny-

Mycroft definitely makes fun of her height

@zainiscompletelydone333 asked a question

op what are your headcanons of the height differences among the darlings and yanderes?? (hehe i like to imagine 🩰 darling is quite short plus william is around 6'1)

I got you bestie because I have already thought about this before

The Games We Play of Dust and Ash (Yandere Moriarty the Patriot Masterlist)

I picture William and his darling do have a big height difference, he is around 6’1 (185cm) and I picture her being around 5’2 (157cm). So that is around an eleven inch height difference.

Albert and his darling have a little bit of a smaller height gap than the prior, he is around 6’2 (188cm) and I picture she is around 5’5 (165cm) so I think that would be about up to his chin.

This is probably one of my favorites to think about but I think Louis’ darling is rather tall, he is 6’0 (184cm) and I think she would be around 5’9 (175) which is only 3 inches shorter than him and then she probably wears shoes that are slightly heeled so that would make her even taller.

Sherlock and his darling have the exact height difference as William and his darling, 6’1 (185cm) to 5’2 (157cm). But Sherlock’s darling definitely has more anger issues within her smaller body than William’s darling, she’d be ready to throw hands any time any place.

I’m just going to say this one plan and simple, Mycroft is 6’2 (188cm) and his darling is 4’11 (149cm).

I feel like his darling is not super short or super tall (though it is funny picturing Sebastian with a darling who is like a two inches shorter than him), but with him being 6’6 (198) (why are you so tall?) I think she would be around 5’7 (170cm) which is an eleven inch difference.

I know I have not even mentioned James Bonde and his darling yet (I will say I have her planned out mostly and once upon a time she used to know William’s darling, but that’s another story) They are the exact same height, 5’7 (170cm)

Then last but not least, Von Herder and his darling, the doctor who this man fucking adores, he is 6’4 (193cm) and she is 5’10 (177cm). I had a funny thought of her being taller than him but then I remember he is actually tall so na.