#yandere mayuri kurotsuchi

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Yandere Mad Scientist🧪🧑‍🔬💉 Yandere Mayuri Kurotsuchi X Gender Neutral Listener (Bleach)  Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi Headcannons

A/N: Thie fic itself is going to take a while (Uni started up again and I am Suffering) so to feed yall before the self-indulgent smut im going to write, here's some SFW and NSFW headcannons. NSFW (and NSFW contents + warnings) is below the cut!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi x Gn!Reader (but Fem!Reader mentioned for NSFW)

Warnings: Smut, general Mayuri insanity, Slight Yandere themes, mentions of minor surgery, goofy silly moods

SFW:

You and Mayuri tend to have a very argumentative relationship once you've been dating for a few years

In the beginning, he was very possessive but also distant

He was very in denial that he felt anything, but he opened up after a while

You two have lots of arguments over morals and people

He believes that as long as you're safe, everything is fine

You're just trying to tell him that yes, you're safe. But the damned shinigami noble on the table getting a second heart because they paid for a years worth of funding is definitely not at that particular moment.

Hes often rude and blunt, but he means it in a good way. He'll often sound disinterested, but if you ask him about what you were talking about, he'll repeat it word for word and ask if you're going to continue or if he can keep working.

His version of being sweet is showing you his Lans and creations, but keeping you close my his side, his long nail always touching you if he needs to move forward or a little further away to show you something

Has definitely tried to show you how to dissect something odd, like another shinigami he picked up stole from the 4th Division. Needless to say, a fight broke out between you two, which ended with a scalpel and Akon both being thrown.

He also likes to have you sit on his lap while he's working.

Did he make a chair that he can sit in comfortably while you sit on his lap? Yes.

Does this chair have more comfort than any other chair in the 11th Division? Also yes.

Hes quite big on quality time you see, mixed with physical affection

Though some days, when he's more on edge than others, he'll opt to keep you in sight, but doesn't want to be touching you.

Like cuddling with you at night, when he can be bothered to sleep.

When he is very busy and can't make it to bed, he'll send Nemu with his regrets. He'd prefer to go himself, but it's far too busy.

He has contemplated installing a lavish, closed off, private, quadruple password locked room for you in his lab, just so he can see you easier, but he felt it may be too dangerous for you

He also enjoys seeing you chat with Nemu, though he does reprimand her if she gets too 'free' with you. Nemu is just happy her master is happy.

Nemu treats you like a mother. Yes I believe that Mayuri and Nemu are father daughter and not husband and wife come @ me. She enjoys going on "surveillance trips" with you (AKA walks around the Seireitei)

Moving on to nicknames and pet names, he doesn't really use them, but he does have clear favorites when he's in the mood. Baby and my dear are his go-tos if he feels mushy, but sweeting and rabbit are for his muh softer moments. He likes using rabbit as a teasing word. Not bunny, rabbit. He doesn't like bunnies.

He likes making sure you have things to do if you want to spend time alone, or if he's too busy.

His Captain's salary used to fully go towards funding the lab, but buying you things you want is also a good use of his money.

Hes never overstepped that particular boundary of excessive buying, though, especially if you're money conscious (all my people raised poor wya!)

Being with Mayuri is generally just an odd, but fun, if a little strained, time.

Tiny drabble:

It was cold today. You were bundled up as warmly as possible, attempting to not freeze before you go to Mayuri. You'd hoped to see him last night, you even stayed up far past your usual time, but Nemu poked her head around the corner and said that he'd regretfully be spending the night in the lab. You were welcome to join him, though.

You declined. It's been getting much colder, so you stayed in bed.

Now you wished you hadn't. You're tired and cold. A few Division members say hellos to you as you walk, and when you finally reach the lan, you see Mayuri in his chair, hunched over the console, looking at data.

"Nice of you to join me. Come, sit, now." He waved you over, not taking his eyes off the console. When you pause to wrap yourself up a little more, you hear the clacking of his fingers on the keys stop. "Sweeting, come here."

You forget about how cold you are and hurry on over. He's already leaning back in his seat, his hands away from his console, his brow irritated that he has to wait for you. You slide into his lap, and the smart chair registers that you're there. Another back pops up behind you, soft and squishy. But you opt to snuggle into Mayuri. His headpiece is a little annoying, but it's more endearing knowing you've seen what's underneath. That handsome face, alongside the soft lips that aren't covered with paint. He is finally able to get back to work, not saying another word.

That is, until he notices how many layers you're wearing.

"This lab has the best technology in the entire Soul Society, underfloor heating, and is warmed precisely so nobody is every distracted by the cold. If you're feverish or sick, go back to my room. I will provide you with warmth and a cure-all for your sickness." He doesn't look zt you just yet.

He feels a little insecure. How would you get sick? Is he not doing enough to keep you safe and healthy? Does he need to strengthen your immune system so he can spend more hours like this with you?

"I'm just a little cold, that's all." You reply gently. "There's nothing wrong with it. I'm not sick." Your reassurances did nothing to persuade him, but he supposed he could at least keep an eye on you while you're with him. At least you're with him. If you weren't, he have to take drastic measures to make sure you were. Nobody else was going to have you, that was for sure.

"Hmph. Fine." His clacking increased in speed. You closed your eyes, ready to finally cure the tired part of you, when you heard the clacking stop again and fabric wrap around you.

You opened your eyes to find he's wrapped his Captain's cloack around you, pulling you closer to him while also keeping you warm. The combination of his body heat the warmth of the cloak, and the renewed rhythmic tapping of his fingers on the keyboard fixed all your ills. The cold and your tiredness ebbed as you fell asleep in his arms, nestles close to him.

Despite the fact he was still working, he cursed you fot breaking his concentration. You were a little pest sometimes.

But at least you were his pest. He'd been working all night, after all... having you asleep with him, providing hum some much deserved affection as a reward for his hard work was worth it. After all, he was the most intelligent man in the Soul Society. He deserved to have a beautiful woman on his arm, in his arms, providing him with pesky emotions he didn't exactly not like, but rather enjoyed. He especially liked the strange fuzzy feeling he gets whenever he sees your peaceful sleeping face. What was that feeling called again?

NSFW:

a/n tried to keep it as gn!reader as possible, but there is ONE mention of a womb and pregnancy. (I fully believe Mayuri would give a biological male a working uterus and womb just to get them pregnant though)

WARNINGS: Sex toys, marking, nipple play, slight exhibitionism, breeding kink, degrading, power play, mentions of branding, mentions of knifeplay, semi-public sex, creampies, mentions of cock, womb mention/s (f!reader), masturbation, implied yandere in drabble

So, he likes toys.

Hes even made them for you.

Vibrating dildos in the shape of his cock to keep you coming while he's not there.

Vibrating panties that are so silent you can't hear it when you're right next to them.

A little toy kind of like the rose toy, except it's unsettlingly like his actual tongue

Needless to say, he's got you covered while he's away

When he's with you?

RIP.

Throwing it out there: he's a scientist. He's made his dick bigger. We've all seen how he carries Ashisogi Jizo. BDE.

So: 8.5 inches (cut, he likes to be clean) he keeps it unpainted (most of the time) and his balls are clean shaven, having slightly low. Good girth on him, enough to be somewhat of a stretch but not unpleasant. Really good hygiene down below too.

Anyway, he likes to study your reactions

The first few time you had sex, all he did was watch you. He even took notes.

You can't find the notes he took but you're sure that if you can't, nobody else but he can.

He's memorized your weakest, spongy spots

knows you live having your nipples sucked and licked and gently pulled.

those first few times were just you orgasming over and over and over again

loves biting. Marking is a big thing for him, as it shows that you belong to him.

Doesng like to mark with you cum though, as he feels it's a waste

Breeding kink? No

Hatred of wasting perfectly good seed with the potential to grow a genius nearly at his level within your womb? ✨️yes✨️

Is a more dominant man in bed, though likes to power bottom if you really want to ride.

The few times he's properly subbed for you, he didn't mind it, but he'd rather not

You made your sexual boundaries clear, but he's always asked permission to test them. A small brand he healed and got rid of here, a few interesting nights with knifeplay there...

Mayuri may be off the rails, but he'd do anything to keep you by his side. He knows your boundaries, and he knows his.

Moving on, he loves to degrade you.

Filthy slut, naughty whore, stupid bitch, and little cumdumpster seem to be his favorites

He loves the risk of being caught, as he loves the risk of you being humiliated

But he always makes sure you're never caught.

You'd be in an alley way, his cock thrusting in and out like a piston, one leg hoisted into the air, the cold air hitting your most sensitive part while he uses you like a toy, his other hand gripped firmly under your chin to tilt your head back to look at him.

You're dripping everywhere, the sounds of his dick going in and out of you something so lewd and pornographic you can't even contain your moans.

"You'd like to be caught, wouldn't you, you little whore? Go on, cum then, give the men who will walk past something to lick up and stare at."

When you cum, he shoves two fingers in your mouth, causing you to choke a little. He doesn't stop his hips, but you can feel your eyes rolling as he keeps abusing that sweet, sensitive spot inside you

Without warning, he's all the way in, his tongue running down your neck to bite the junction between your shoulder and neck as he cums deeply inside you.

Theres always a lot of it, to the point where it's almost like hes got years worth just stored there (even though your sex life is somewhat regular)

Oh yeah. I don't think Mayuri has a high sex drive, per se, I just think he likes to be close with you. Any chance he gets, he's like to be spending quality time with you and touching you in some way, and sex is quite good for that.

aftercare is pretty odd tbh

"You did better than I thought you would."

he generally likes to hold you close, and uses his captains hoari to wipe you down, if you want to be wiped down.

not many kisses, but he'll talk about the most insane things (i.e, how exciting it would be to study Ichigo Kurosaki, how annoying Captain Shunsui is, nitpicking over Akons work in the lab) quietly to help you get to sleep

once you're asleep, that's when the real aftercare starts

If your an afab, as much as he hates wasting it, he gives you a little injection to prevent his seed from taking hold in your womb

because of course, he's modified his semen to bypass any and all forms of birth control

after that, he cleans himself up, becayse he actually hates feeling sticky (as fun as it all was, that's one of his few icks when it comes to sex) he gets all the cum, the bodypaint, the sweat, and blood (if there is any) off before going back to bed

lastly, he'd make sure the bed was comfortable enough for him to settle down into, and he cuddles with you for as long as he can before either morning comes or he has to go back to work

he likes to cage you to him while you sleep, making sure you really can't escape

Tiny nsfw drabble:

His mouth devoured yours, much like how a lion would devour it's first meal in days. In the tiny corner of the lab, a hidden room long covered over but with no dust on any surface- he must have planned this, you think -he presses you against the wall, kissing you with such passion yet such possessiveness, you wonder if this is how the moon feels knowing the sun chases her. Knowing such heat is so close, yet only the sun can demand when you shine from it.

Everything in your mind turned into mush as he shoved you further against the wall, the pommel of Ashisogi Jizo pressing into your stomach, pushed a little further out than normal from his hard cock, still confined into his pants.

You tried. You really did. You knew his rule -"No touching until I tell you," -but it was so hard to abide by when you hadn't had him in over a week. It had been so busy, what with his newest big project...

So your hands moved to the front of his hakama, gently cupping his growing bulge through the fabric. You were rewarded so kindly for your disobedience, with a low growl from him and a hand flying to your throat to stop you from moving anymore, but the gentle grinding of his clothed cock against your hand. His lips nipped at yours and when you opened your mouth to gasp, he slipped his tongue inside, Ashisogi Jizo pressing painfully into your stomach as he leaned his entire body against you, quite desperate now to relieve himself of how hard he was. When he took his hand away from your neck, for a brief moment you had perfect clarity, and realized he wasn't going to punish you today.

Mayuri needed you. Over a week of yearning, battling himself and working so hard for his projects costs and hard work to pay off, he deserved to just stop talking. He deserved to not have to speak, to not say any words or make any sound. He just needed you.

The air was hot as you two writhed. His needs were coming and coming fast, much before yours, but when he dipped his head to bite and suck on your neck, his headpiece digging into your jaw, if felt as if you were about to orgasm just from that.

His hands were rough, pawing at your waist and ass, as if he could tear off your clothes and skin and get to the bones underneath, and make messy, bloody, raw love to your insides. Mayuri was a mess, to the point where he himself, who prided himself on his sharp mind and ability to be clear-headed through anything, began just desperately thrusting his clothes cock into your hand.

Your moans and little gasps when he kept attacking your neck with his lips and teeth, his body pain leaving marks of his lips all over your skin, but not marks like he loves to give, bruises formed by his lips that both adored and condemned you. Lips that lied and manipulated and coerced you into staying once, lips that now tried to make up for all lost time.

As soon as Mayuri found that sensitive spot on your neck- he didn't go straight for it this time, odd... -you scrambled wit your hands to pull down his hakama pants and grabbed ahold of his bare cock. The fleshy hardness of it, the girth, and the length... you couldn't do it alone, but he would help you out. He groaned into you neck, the second sound he's made since he dragged you into this small, abandoned room, pleased with you. He began thrusting, sloppily, into your hands, as you tilted your head back as he kept on kissing and marking your neck. One of his hands moved to paw at your chest, blindly reaching into your shihakusho to toy with one of your nipples as his tongue lapped at your neck.

You're breathy moans and whines, mixed alongside his occasional grunts, echoed in the room, and despite the locked door, he selfishly wished he'd dragged you anywhere else, just so nobody would hear you but him.

At the reminder to himself that you were his, his alone, and his until he chose to discard you (which he would never do), he grunts then exhales from the back of his throat, his cum coating your hands. He slowed his thrusts down, he stopped kissing your neck so hungrily, and he withdrew his hand from the inside of your shihakusho. His breathing was heavy still, and he looked at you with half lidded eyes filled with fire.

You felt a pull in your gut as his cock, which had been softening ever so slightly, hardened again. Mayuri kissed your neck softly, featherlight, before pulling his head back, but he didn't move his hips, or try to escape the grasp your hands had on his dick.

"You're not going to waste the next few, are you, my dear?" His voice is husky, raw with emotion. The look in his eyes reminds you of a man starved, a softly boiling rage born from need of something just beyond his reach. Mayuri leans forward to brush his lips against yours, his long nail on his right hand slowly tracing down the front of your disheveled shihakusho, opening it for his eyes and his eyes only. To see your skin, unmarred for over a week, displayed before him...

"I won't."

Your voice breaks him from his thoughts, and his gaze flicks to yours again. He grins, a predator, a man who will take what he needs to soothe his hunger.

"Good. On your knees then, and don't be wasteful."

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One In A Billion [Bleach]

Mayuri Kurotsuchi x Reader [afab]

C|TW: nsfw, a bit of yandere

★ Tell me this man doesn’t keep a small video of you on the screen during his research. Multitasking isn’t a problem for him, the man with multiple brains. To the right of his screen remains a small frame playing live footage of you doing lord knows what. He’s rarely with you but at least he can watch you while he works.

★ If he can remove his brain and make another, I think he can make a copy of his dick. It’ll be the best dildo you’ve ever had. Knowing him it’ll come with all kinds of settings! You can adjust the length, and play with the girth. Test out all the different vibration patterns he added just for you!

He gets a random ping whenever you’re using it. Nobody knows what the sound means but him. The second he hears that little chime he starts grinning. Even switches through the cameras to find your depraved expression.

You’ll never know this. Unless you ask Mayuri what his favorite show is.

★ You are considered to be an anomaly. Mayuri Kurotsuchi, the one who disregards all life for the sake of doing his job, loves you. Like genuinely loves you, albeit in his own sweet way. The seireitei wants to know how the fuck you pulled that off! May even ask you to submit an article for the next magazine because it’s just bizarre to think that Mayuri, of all people, would “love” someone.

Mayuri doesn’t care what you do or say because it won’t affect him in any way. It’s not like people are going to start stopping him in the streets asking for a tell-all. Most people avoid him because of his track record. So if you must let the world know, by all means, do it until your heart’s content.

★ You’re an anomaly but there are lines even you cannot cross. The day you’re dumb enough to ask him to choose between you and work is the day you become as disposable as anyone else. Never ask him to stop working so much, or whine about the lack of quality time.

“I won’t be around much but I’d cherish every minute I have with you”

What the hell did you think that meant? He never said he’d cut his time in the lab, he just said every moment with you would be considered valuable. Besides, you see Mayuri every night! The only time he stays in the lab is when he’s made a breakthrough or is dealing with an imminent threat.

★ After Mayuri removes all his makeup and washes away the day’s work from his skin, he’s more than happy to fuck you. Especially if you were using that dick he made for you! It serves as a reminder that nothing you do will ever compare to the way he fucks you. Sure he made the damn toy, but you’re never going to replicate his talented fingers, the strokes, or his touch.

★ I believe he’s got a ton of kinks involving submission, bondage, power dynamics, light humiliation, pissing, orgasm denial, overstimulation, etc. simply because he likes to see you depend on him. To prove that you’re just not capable of being in control. All it takes is a couple of strokes and the promise of an orgasm to turn you into a bitch in heat. You’re his pet. His beautiful, beloved, pet.

★ Mayuri fantasizes about being buried in your cunt as he’s working. It’d be an inconvenience for sure, but the thought of being able to work seamlessly while your warm cunt twitches around his dick turns him on. Yet he’d never build a replica of your pussy for the sake of fulfilling his fantasy.

★ Modern - Powerless AU. Mayuri Kurotsuchi is a feared yet popular scientist who has made great achievements for mankind. He has more money than he’d ever spend in his lifetime and is more than willing to become your wallet. He works because he loves knowledge but also to make your money.

Mayuri loves it when he comes home to the sight of you opening a ton of packages or trying on the new jewelry you bought with his card. It’s such a feeling, knowing that he can give you anything your heart desires. Even if he has to invent it himself!

★ Yandere AU Mayuri watches any footage that contains even a glimpse of you. Jotting down any new detail that he discovers. He knows nearly everything about you! He’s got information on your health, favored foods, preferred fight style, weird habits, favored sleeping positions, hobbies, etc.

★ Mayuri’s goal isn’t to marry you. He would be content watching you through a screen for the rest of his life. But! He has to have control over you. He wants to manipulate your life to his liking, like sabotaging your dreams if he doesn’t think it fits you. If you’re part of his division it’s easy since captains don’t interfere with other squads.

Given that Mayuri has gotten away with blowing up his comrades and killing off dozens of people, I’m sure they won’t care too much about it anyway. Besides the last thing the seireitei needs is for Mayuri to become a rogue mad scientist.

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𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

Here you’ll find the bleach work I’ve done so far <3 please know that some do contain 18+ content, smut, lemon whatever.

𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈 - 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 — 🤍

If Looks Could Kill — Yandere! Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 — ���‍❄️

You’re all I want — Ichigo Kurosaki X reader (NSFW)

Don’t speak — Byakuya Kuchiki X reader

Angel attack — Captains X reader

Princess — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

When You Walk Away — Ryuken Ishida X reader (NSFW)

Behind closed doors — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

Aching heart — Uryu Ishida X reader

Blue light — Byakuya Kuchiki X reader (NSFW)

Misery Moon — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

She was a punk — Jushiro Ukitake X reader

Tricked out — Sosuke Aizen X reader

All around me — Sosuke Aizen X reader

Lowkey — Jushiro Ukitake X reader

The one that got away — Jugram Haschwalth X reader

Won’t bite — Sosuke Aizen X reader

Older — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

So anxious — Jushiro Ukitake X reader (NSFW)

Killer eyes — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 — 🦢

Yandere — Sosuke Aizen X reader

Yandere — Byakuya Kuchiki X reader

Close the world — Shinji Hirako X reader

Black out days — Sosuke Aizen X reader (NSFW)

Air kissing — Uryu Ishida X reader

Open hearts — Mayuri Kurotsuchi x arrancar reader

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ꕥ``Tedious.``ꕥ Mayuri Kurotsuchi x AMAB! Airhead!Reader ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ:

Fandom: Bleach

Rated: NSFW (18+)

Word Count: 4.1K

Genre: Dating Headcanons, Neurodivergent Mayuri Headcanons, (NSFW UNDER THE CUT)

Warnings: 18+ only! No mention of He/Him pronouns, mentions of Unestablished relationship at the start, cock is a describing word for the reader's genitalia, minimal mention of Nemu, slight Yandere themes, general mental health/light involuntary self harm headcanons for Mayuri, sub!reader, dom!Mayuri, anal sex, rimming, anal fingering, degradation, dry humping, knife play, blood play, fear play, cuckolding.

! There is a SFW and NSFW drabble in this work, 2nd POV !

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! SAFE FOR WORK HEADCANONS !

ꕥ- Mayuri never really cared for dating anyone in general. He had considered attraction to other people a primitive urge and would not allow himself to stoop down to "pitiful romantic affairs".

ꕥ- In terms of his sexuality, Mayuri never considered himself anything. Mayuri considers romance as an instinct to breed and nothing more, Homosexuality and Heterosexuality holds no meaning toward him. He simply doesn't care enough to think about labelling himself, but he can be placed under the Bisexuality umbrella.

ꕥ- Other than his ego creating a field of untouchability around Mayuri, he simply feels that he puts far too much time into his field of profession to be able to balance a healthy relationship on top of that.

ꕥ- When he meets his S/O, Mayuri is not afraid to express a vile distaste to the behaviours that you exhibit within the minimal conversation the two exchanged.

ꕥ- He will refer to you by formalities and expects you to do the same for him. He gets quite annoyed if you call him by his first name without permission.

ꕥ- Mayuri would go as far as trying to remove your ability to talk in general because of the massive difference in intellect the two of you hold, only being prevented in doing so because although you're airheaded, you are productive.

ꕥ- He finds a sick satisfaction in scolding you with every small mistake, Mayuri enjoys the way your nose scrunches up in irritation, or the way fear fills your eyes when you know he's going to pass a harsh punishment on you.

ꕥ- The only reason why Mayuri would've ever consider dating you would be because of your personality; he'd feel naturally drawn toward you due to an undiscovered instinct he has to nurture.

ꕥ- Not to mention being around you would consistently stroke the already inflated ego Kurotsuchi has.

ꕥ- When he first catches feelings for you, Mayuri reminds himself of everything he hates about you. He hates how reckless you were in his laboratory, the messes you made and the quite unintelligible conversations you attempt to have with him.

ꕥ- However as the feelings fester and get nurtured from every little endearing thing you do, he finds himself being more mindful toward how he treats you, approaching you a bit more slowly than he usually does since he knows how hard it is for you to catch up with his intelligence.

ꕥ- Mayuri will probably vent his problems to Nemu, not because he feels like she could support him, but because he likes to put his issues onto someone who won't talk back or try to provide him advice.

ꕥ- Mayuri asking you out will be more of a demand or order rather than a request. It wouldn't be anything extravagant, at best you'd probably receive some kind of morbid letter under your door describing in detail of what parts of your personality he likes most, and the parts he likes least.

ꕥ- Considering that Mayuri is Neurodivergent, he isn't necessarily the touchiest of people. When Mayuri desires affection, he usually prefers showing it in other ways, often rambling about something interesting that he discovered in a recent experiment.

ꕥ- When he does show physical affection, it's usually from a subtle touch on the shoulder, do not expect a hug from him while greeting you, ever. The only time he would hug his s/o is if Mayuri was happy about a breakthrough in his research, not because he's happy to see you.

ꕥ- Kisses on the other hand, oh boy you're in for a ride. Mayuri loves degrading you, so doing it in public where he could humiliate you entirely is something he is addicted to. Surprisingly, if you establish boundaries in PDA Mayuri will abide by them begrudgingly, after all, he doesn't want you running away from him so soon.

ꕥ- He especially loves using his freakishly long tongue to keep you on your toes.

ꕥ- On the other hand, if you attempt to kiss Mayuri in public he'd probably end up pushing you away from him as if you had the plague. Mayuri does not like it when things are initiated by another person because it makes him feel weak, so it is not a good idea to kiss him in front of people.

ꕥ- If you want an apology, you will need to ask him to apologise for that, Mayuri has almost no empathy and will probably think that the way he responded to your advances as normal.

ꕥ- Mayuri will avoid running experiments on you at this point, his mind would be occupied with the possibility of breaking you too much for you to stay with him or even love him the way you currently do.

ꕥ- It would be easy for Mayuri to lose interest in a person if they can't keep up with his eccentric behaviour, so you better count on matching his energy the entire time you're in a relationship with him.

ꕥ- However it's not all semi-pleasant with his eccentricities, Mayuri suffers from SHU Syndrome and often has periods of psychosis due to being confined in the Maggot's Nest for so long.

ꕥ- This trauma also lead him to seeing himself as something less of a person and more of a thing to experiment on, which explains why he wears his makeup. Mayuri is obsessed with control, he doesn't like being seen anything similar to a person because in truth Mayuri knows that the vast majority of the time he can't relate to the love, experiences, or mourns of other people. The makeup helps exaggerate his personality and how he is seen by other people, it's his way of separating himself from anything he perceives on himself as too human.

ꕥ- Mayuri's emotional response to this period starts as a slow simmer, he starts distancing himself from you altogether, in fact Mayuri seems to depend on Nemu to bring him food and water, which is something he'd never do for the sake of keeping his pride.

ꕥ- On the event that he does leave his room during this period of time, albeit rare, you will notice that his fingertips are raw, and his usual clown-like appearance is smudged, as if Mayuri was delirious while applying it.

ꕥ- When these periods of time pass Mayuri is typically more easily agitated for a few days afterward, which leads him to snap at you much more often than since getting together with you.

ꕥ- On the topic of marriage, it is safe to assume that most marriages in the Soul Society are usually alliances between noble houses rather than love, so Mayuri never thought about getting married to anyone.

ꕥ- It is unlikely he'd ask for your hand in marriage, but there is no logical reasoning for him to say no to you other than not having much time for emotional intimacy.

ꕥ- In fact, Mayuri might like the idea of you belonging to him in that way.

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Cold hands brushed against skin, the violent antiseptic scent of Mayuri's bedroom abusing your senses as piercing gold eyes cut into your own, as if they were trying to pick apart every thought and action that ever did in front of them.

Mayuri's room was a strange place to sit patiently in as he explores your body, his tongue tasting every inch of skin that was revealed from underneath your Kosode, at least without Mayuri having to peel anything off to grant himself access underneath.

Your lips tingled with excitement and newfound energy whenever the two of you parted before you chased Mayuri for another passionate kiss, your hands carding through his blue locks of hair, which was typically styled into a wild mohawk, but he hadn't much time to do it up before you barged into his room and demanded for affection.

When you glanced around, your eyes begun to naturally get used to the dim lighting that barely illuminated Mayuri's painted form, and you could allow them to swallow up your surroundings in greedy gulps.

It wasn't necessarily a big room, instead of the traditional wooden floorboards you'd find yourself walking across when traversing the barracks of Squad 12 you'd find that the flooring that was underneath you had been plush and padded just as the walls and roof were, like one of the many mental hospitals you'd visit in the World of the Living.

To the right of where you currently were, there was a large, rectangular indent on the wall, undoubtedly the fold-out table that Mayuri had installed for himself when he was experiencing an episode and couldn't bare leave his room without feeling like a horrid beast was breathing down his neck.

Another feature of Mayuri's custom place of slumber was the sloped surfaces, most notably the shower in the corner of his room which was tilted down in undoubtedly the most uncomfortable angle to shower with. It was obvious that his room was made this way to suicide-proof it, not because Mayuri was suicidal, but in the case than an enemy was capable of controlling him and decided to make Mayuri attempt suicide, or so that's the conclusion you came up with, who knows what was going on inside of Mayuri's labyrinth of a mind.

His bed was probably the only thing that you two shared in common when it came to living space was the futon that the paranoid captain of Squad 12 was currently sitting on, not a stain in sight which made sense considering how much of a clean freak Mayuri could be.

A sudden nip to the neck snapped you out of your thoughts with a loud gasp being torn from the chambers of your throat. Mayuri clearly noticed that your attention shifted off him for a moment and didn't appreciate that.

"You shouldn't pry so much, you know?" Mayuri warned in a raspy tone of voice, laced with the same desire for closeness you shared with him. Your face flushed, red hot embarrassment embedding itself within the depths of your being after Mayuri had called you out for dozing off in the middle of your make out session.

An uncomfortable pause passed between the two of you, silently agreeing that this was a good time to have a break even if it were uncomfortable for you to look the man in the eye.

"I'm sorry," you apologised briefly, lips curled up into a wry, goofy smile that you swore momentarily cracked the cold gaze that was plastered onto your Captain's expression.

"You're such a dolt, you demand for affection, but you get distracted so easily..." it wasn't long before your lips started to dance with Mayuri's once more, his face paint smeared and turning some parts grey.

His fingers bit into your shoulder and in result caused you to reach toward his face, thumb sliding across the contours of his sharp jawline, to the uncomfortable earpiece that liked to poke into you when you were blessed the permission to sit beside Mayuri.

A groan passed Mayuri's lips at the touch, your thumb grazing his Adam's apple and applying pressure, your action causing the golden gazed man to shudder in just the right way, a burning hot reminder of the delicate balance the two of you had.

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! NOT SAFE FOR WORK HEADCANONS !

ꕥ- Surprisingly, Mayuri has a high libido despite avoiding physical affection like the plague. however, before you, he solved his issues with his hand rather than the company of another person. In all honesty Mayuri found it much easier to do things himself than have someone whine because he didn’t want to waste any more time trying to give the same amount of attention to them as they did he.

ꕥ- However as soon as he got his hands on you, Mayuri quickly grows addicted. It’s much more fun to get himself off by having someone he likes to fuck than his hand, especially with the ways he can taste you deeper than he ever has before.

ꕥ- He prefers to have sex in the confines of his bedroom, or in the personalised sex dungeon he has prepared for you, because it allows for him to bring whatever depraved fetish or kink he desires from you to the table without the possibility of a perverse eye watching the two of you, in his eyes, you're his to touch, his to taste and feel.

ꕥ- Mayuri’s cock is modified like the rest of his body, connected by three different segments to make himself longer in an unorthodox fashion which leaves him at a staggering 9 inches, but that doesn’t take the pleasure of sex. The stitches aren’t fragile which makes the chances of them breaking during sex unlikely, and his cock is curved to a nice angle, this combination bringing friction that’ll leave your body tingling with every thrust. He is neatly trimmed, a light dusting of blue hair at his base and trailing up to the area just below his bellybutton. Mayuri's balls hang low which is complimented by the flushed red tip of his arousal, expect him to go a few rounds when he really means it.

ꕥ- Another note to add in regard of his makeup, Mayuri does in fact paint his cock to match his body.

ꕥ- His favourite part of you is the crook of your neck and your spine, Mayuri enjoys running his fingers down the ridges of your back just as much as he loves to kiss it, it provides Mayuri a level of satisfaction that kissing you normally doesn't typically offer him.

ꕥ- Mayuri when he is prepping you for sex prefers to stay fully clothed, staring at your tantalising body as his fingers explore all the nooks and crannies that would be hidden otherwise.

ꕥ- Mayuri loves receiving more than he likes giving because it allows him to feel like he is the one in control, alongside the fact that Mayuri is quite selfish when it comes to the pleasures of the bedroom. He'll prefer having you on your knees so he can fuck your throat in every way he likes. However, when he's on the giving end he's definitely using his tongue, if your cock is veiny, he'll be tasting every single one individually, if it's skinny he'll wrap his tongue around you like a snake, anything you could imagine Mayuri doing with his tongue is more than likely something he would do.

ꕥ- On the topic of giving, if you expect any rimming from Mayuri, he expects you to take a shower prior to sex because of how paranoid with germs Mayuri is, he loves you, but there are a few things that he is less open to doing.

ꕥ- It was mentioned before that Mayuri liked to degrade his S/O, so in bed his harsh words increase tenfold as long as you're comfortable with it. Mayuri loves it when you're on your knees for because that gives him all sorts of things to say to you, one of the most memorable things he has said to you is "You really like being on my knees for me, don't you? Have you practiced with everyone else in Squad 12, I wouldn't be surprised with how much of slut you are."

ꕥ- Mayuri's fingers are long and slim, don't be surprised if he makes you come a few times, abusing your prostate as much as he could until you're whimpering for him to stop scissoring you open because of how overstimulated you are.

ꕥ- Before fucking you, Mayuri prefers to dry hump you, he enjoys the way his hand wraps around your cock and the sound of his clothing clothing shuffling against skin, pumping your length furiously within his hand and while his other is holding you down as he humps you like a dog in rut.

ꕥ- Mayuri doesn't find him typically satisfied with vanilla sex, he prefers things to be rougher and more depraved, teeth snapping against skin and nails raking down flesh to create marks that will last for hours after sex.

ꕥ- His favourite positions are doggystyle and mating press. Mayuri rarely ever likes to sub in bed because he likes to have you rely on him for pleasure completely.

ꕥ- With doggystyle Mayuri can bury your face into a pillow or whatever is below you with the palm of his hand, having you at his mercy while he pistons his cock deep inside of your waiting hole, or with his hand wrapped around your neck so he could hold you up to his chest and pant beside your ear feverishly.

ꕥ- On the other hand, a mating press makes it possible for him to fuck you almost anywhere he so desires. Most of the time, it is over his desk or against a counter, his cock deliciously nudging against your prostate with every violent thrust of his hips, milking you of all you're worth to his hearts content.

ꕥ- Just because Mayuri is mostly a top doesn't mean he can't bottom if you want him to. He likes to be humiliated just as much as he likes to humiliate you, so pressing him against the wall to the point that he can't move will drive him crazy with desire, his insides hugging your length and practically sucking you into him.

ꕥ- Mayuri is very sensitive, where he can last a long time if he's the one on top, Mayuri can be rendered into a snivelling, begging mess if you decide to caress the base of his cock while fucking into his body without mercy.

ꕥ- He is not a big fan of aftercare, at first Mayuri simply cleans himself up and expects you to do the same, but if you express that you want some kind of care after sex, Mayuri will try his best to compromise. Mayuri will run a bath for you most times so he wouldn't have to do much, it's rather heartless, but at least Mayuri is trying.

ꕥ- To him, you may be quite stupid but you aren't horrible in bed, he'll praise you after a session, and in fact might find it amusing to offer you some kind of sweet as if he hadn't fucked your brains out only mere moments before.

ꕥ- Cockwarming, although a little annoying to prepare in Mayuri's opinion, is one of the mad scientist's favourite things to do with you. He likes to be able to do work in his bedroom while you're rested on his lap, a hand on your thigh to prevent you from squirming all too much while his other hand is occupied with writing a report about his recent findings.

ꕥ- As stated before, Mayuri loves overstimulating you, he could make you come a number of times before finishing his work and then paying proper attention to you.

ꕥ- Mayuri can't have a routine when it comes to sex, he is rather restless and often experiments with every fetish and kink he possibly could pull from the back of his mind as long as you are comfortable with it.

ꕥ- Some of his favourite kinks surround knives, he likes being able to leave a reminder onto your very being, and the taste of the iron in your blood is addictive to him. Sometimes, Mayuri traces the underside of your length with the blade, not necessarily cutting you down there, but teasing you.

ꕥ- Mayuri also has a particular kink about the fear that fills your eyes when you know he is going to hurt you, in fact if you let him Mayuri would probably go through with his threats as long as he has a safe method of keeping you in one piece.

ꕥ- Unless if the two of you are very close, don't expect Mayuri to remove the makeup, even for sex, so shower sex will be hard to achieve unless if his makeup is waterproof. In the case that it is, he'll purposefully fuck you against the glass every time, your chest pressed up against the see trough material as your cock bobs pathetically with every thrust, untouched and aching for release.

ꕥ- Cuckolding? That is out of the question for Mayuri, he is a very jealous man through and through, which means it wouldn't be unlikely that he would probably stop you before you finish and ruin you himself. Mayuri would definitely find a way to simulate it for you, if you desperately want it.

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! NSFW DRABBLE !

Word Count: 744 Warnings: Dom!Mayuri, Sub!Reader, Mayuri is wearing his paint, hand jobs (user receiving), knife play, blood play, no orgasm.

A cold hand was wrapped around your length, a mostly nailless thumb caressing the underside of your glans while giving the occasional swipe to the sensitive slit of the tip. You were left bucking hopelessly in the mad scientists hand, his eyes watching closely for your every reaction, every twitch of your leaking cock in his hand.

He made sure to use a higher quality paint for this considering that the two of you liked to get messy in situations such as this, especially since neither of you had much time to begin with.

Mayuri liked this position, he loved seeing your hands gripping the edge of a tool box to the point that it made it seem like you were trying to become a part of it, the feeling of his heart rattling against your back sent shivers of pleasure down into the pit of Mayuri's stomach.

Your thoughts were practically cast aside as he palmed your cock, the mix of his cool skin enveloping the warmth of your shaft suffocated your entire being with a layer of pleasure that your hand has never brought to itself before.

A sudden squeeze to the base caused your hips to buck forward into Mayuri's hand, the other, which was originally playing with your already reddened nipples shot up to catch the gasp that was almost pulled from you with a squeeze of your throat. Mayuri's teeth ghosted the shell of your ear before giving it a sharp nip, a strange laugh coming from him as you elbowed his side, hoping to send a message of distaste for his actions without messing the rhythm of his strokes up.

Mayuri cooed as you tried to let out another sound, his hand tightening once more over the pipe that allowed any sound to come out of, a coiling feeling swelling at the pit of your gut while the man's pace became achingly slow.

For a moment he'd stop the movement of his hands all together, the only thing keeping your arousal awake was the small circles he'd trace into the bottom of your length, and you trying to get him to continue by pathetically moving your hips against his hand like a bitch in heat.

"I thought I told you that I am the one in control here, or have we somehow forgotten that?" The man hissed venomously into your ear, his damp breath fanning against the soft hairs at the back of your neck which in turn sent shivers running down your spine.

With a wide grin on his face, Mayuri's hand slipped away from your cock a moment later, leaving you to whine in protest. You couldn't help but turn into putty from his touch, the hand gliding across your skin in as if it were a song that he had played dozens of times.

Mayuri wasn't very secretive about his sadism, especially with the glint that was burning deep within his gaze as he saw you, panting leaning your weight back onto the metal surface below which had since been warmed by your body heat.

A knife pressed against your lower abdomen, sliding from just below your abdomen to the surface of your sternum, dancing across your chest like a heartless serpent in the deep dunes of Hueco Mundo. A sudden pressure from the knife to the surface of your skin left a cut on your stomach, it wasn't bone deep, but it was certainly deep enough to allow a trickle of blood to run down your body and to your hip before Mayuri caught it in the tracks and swiped the droplet astray.

You'd watch with a quiet groan as he'd lick the blood off his fingers as if it were the sweetest wine of all, the crimson liquid coating his tongue in a grotesque display of dominance as his eyes locked onto your expression.

The tip of the knife made contact to the plane just underneath your cock, tracing up and down slowly as if Mayuri was mapping out places to cut and gore to his hearts content. However, the pain didn't return and the mad scientist tucked the crooked blade to your gut again, a threat telling you not to move.

The wide grin returned to your partner's expression, the hand which paint was now chafing from the dried blood wrapping around your cock once more. "I'd say we better finish up here, I don't want you to become a tedious distraction..."

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[my-my-my]

Food for Thought - Chapter 1

Summary: You often wonder why you feel so alone even when you spend time with other people. An outsider even in a packed room. But a chance work project with Urahara Kisuke provides a strange comfort... so strange that you continue to spend time with him after your project is over.

Content warning: Reader is written with self-esteem issues/insecure thoughts, food is a large part of this story. Kisuke will become a yandere in this, he is also promiscuous. This chapter has no smut, but it will become very NSFW soon.

Read on AO3 here.

Chapter 1: Blini with caviar and crème fraiche

“You’re still up for karaoke tonight, right?” Your co-worker Hanatarou asked, as he peered over your cubicle.

You smiled brightly at him, eyes filled with mirth, “of course! I don’t back down from a challenge, especially one from Madarame” you snickered. Hanatarou laughed as he thanked you again for agreeing to come with him to a singing showdown. You knew Hanatarou since you started working at the Senjumaru & Hikifune Diagnostics Company. While you and Hanatarou were new in your roles, you sensed that there was an ongoing rivalry between your department and Madarame Ikkaku’s - the marketing team.

But before you could figure out your song list for the night, your manager, Sarugaki Hiyori shouted for you, “Oi! C’mere quick. I got a new project for you, newbie.”

It had been over two years since you started your job here, but you couldn’t help but laugh at Sarugaki still calling you “newbie”, but the casual behaviour you two shared was something you appreciated in your role.

“I got a new project for you.” Hiyori explained, walking you towards the meeting room. “The higher ups were impressed with how you dealt with the immune checkpoint inhibitors assessment.”

“Thank you, but it was a team effort after all.” You explained, which was true to a degree, but you were the lead analyst on the project.

“Don’t be so modest,” Hiyori scoffed, “anyways they want you to do a review on the prefecture’s medical imaging inventory.”

“I see, but that’s not my area of expertise, wouldn’t Akon or Nemu be better fits?” You asked, knowing that their team, led by Kurotsuchi Mayuri, were the health technology team.

“In all other cases, yes, but they turned down this project.” Hiyori huffed, entering the empty meeting room. “They said some bullshit about other projects of theirs being of higher priority.”

Well, that’s fair you thought, but Hiyori’s face looked like she didn’t buy it. “From the look on your face, you don’t think it’s true.” You laughed as she clenched her notebook.

“It’s because they don’t want to work with the consultant tied to the project.” Hiyori explained, her scowl growing deeper. “Not like I want him to work with you either.”

“I’ve worked with frustrating consultants in the past, Sarugaki-san.”

“I know, I know” Hiyori sighed, looking dejectedly at the window. “This guy’s annoying, and frankly, just plain weird.” She admitted. “I worked with him for a short while, he wasn’t completely a bad guy then. He just gets on my nerves.” She explained, honestly.

“Well, if you were able to tolerate him, then it should be fine.” You said, wondering what type of person would not only upset Hiyori (who was already quick to anger) and Kurotsuchi-san (who was already easy to annoy). You figured this person must have been normal to some degree, since the two people who have worked with him were a bit odd in their own ways.

Your manager explained in more detail the work you’d be doing and the finer technical details of the expectations senior management had for you. “The consultant is an expert in this field, which is why he’ll be assisting you on this. Apparently, he used to work for the national health board way back when.” Hiyori explained, as you diligently took notes.

“Anyways, that’s about it. I sent him a meeting invite to this board room in 5 minutes. I’ll email you everything we shared for your records. I gotta bounce, but send me a message if anything comes up.” Hiyori waved you goodbye as you sat alone in the room.

You checked your phone, scrolling through your calendar for the week. You were relatively social at work, with colleagues sending you invites to things to see, do and eat. You didn’t see the harm in participating, and you weren’t much for drinking to begin with, so you made sure your colleagues got home safe. Either way, you were appreciative of them inviting you out.

Five minutes turned to ten, and still no show of this infamous consultant.

You continued scrolling through your phone, going through your social media accounts. Acquaintances from school and previous jobs, were sharing engagements, wedding photos and many other milestones. You couldn’t help but smile sadly, with cold, belittling words ringing through your head.

This stuff isn’t meant for me anyways. You thought, as you continued to scroll through your feed.

It wasn’t until you saw the time, that almost half an hour had passed. You began to type a message to Hiyori about the no-show consultant, until he barged through the door.

Pale, disheveled blonde hair, and what you assume a white button down and a poorly tied dark green tie around his neck under a brown sweater, paired with dark grey slacks.

He immediately grabbed your hand and gave you an intense handshake. The suddenness threw you off and confusion was evident across your face.

“Ah, sorry about that! I’m Urahara Kisuke the technology consultant, and I suppose you’re the analyst I’m working with?” Urahara-san asked.

You nodded your head, while you flexed your poor hand that was caught off guard by his tight handshake. You introduced yourself and offered him a seat next to you. The two of you went over the technical details and scheduled to meet again tomorrow before your lunch break. Your phone began to buzz as your coworkers and friends began to barrage you with texts.

“My my, you really are popular.” Urahara teased, as he stared at your phone with curious eyes.

You couldn’t help but feel embarrassed from his comment, “no, not really” you explained, “I agreed to karaoke tonight, that’s all!”

Urahara gave you a soft smile, “that must be nice. Karaoke sounds wonderful. Have a great time.” You thanked him for his time today and rushed off to your coworkers.

He wasn’t so bad. You thought, as your coworkers waved at you near the elevators. You told them to wait for you in the lobby as you grabbed your belongings, unaware that Urahara was watching you from the hallway.

The karaoke bar was lively. Drinks were ordered, snacks were shared and laughter erupting from your private booth. You smiled at your friends who sung along badly to old pop hits, and laughed as they sang dramatic renditions of tearful ballads. You sang along, clapping with them, until you felt a gentle tap on your shoulder.

“I heard you met Urahara Kisuke today.” Rukia quietly whispered.

You stopped clapping and turned to face her as the rest of the room kept singing along.

“Oh yes I did Kuchiki-san! He was quite polite and knowledgeable. He really knows his stuff.”

Rukia gave you a puzzled expression, “really? I heard he’s kind of shady.”

“It’s funny you say that, my manager said that as well, and she mentioned Kurotsuchi-san saying something similar.” Rukia’s face turned to one of concern, “but I’m going to be meeting with him for the rest of the month, so I’ll tell you if anything interesting comes up.” You laughed, trying to lighten the mood.

“Ok, but just be careful. I heard from Rangiku at Payroll that they weren’t able to fire him because he has deep connections to some of the executives.”

That surprised you. The company itself was old, nearing 50 years (or so they say). You didn’t know much about Urahara Kisuke as his field of work was different from yours. You made a mental note to look into him later tonight. “What was it that made them consider firing him?” You were curious to know why everyone you’ve spoken to about him, had such poor opinions of the man.

“I’m not sure, I heard he was doing insider trading?”

“Really!?” You exclaimed, “wouldn’t the cops be involved then?” Pointing out the discrepancy within the rumour.

“Oh… yeah..” Rukia was stumped, “I’ll ask Rangiku next time I see her then. Maybe she doesn’t know either.”

“Or maybe it’s just a baseless rumour?”

Rukia gave you a look of uncertainty, “just be careful around him, ok? Rumours start from somewhere you know…”

You laughed her comment off and treated her to favourite snack. You were left with an uncomfortable feeling the rest of the night and excused yourself to leave early.

At home, you looked into Urahara Kisuke. Several of his papers came up, all of them focused on some aspect of biomedical engineering. You saw a Kurotsuchi-san’s name come up frequently as a collaborating author, and another person, “Aizen Sosuke” come up. You ran a quick search on him and saw he was working as a professor in the top university in the country. Nothing else came up in your search though, which left you more questions than answers.

You always tried to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and Urahara-san was no different, maybe it’s just a baseless rumour after all. Whatever the case may be, work was work, and you resigned yourself to be professional and complete the project to the best of your abilities.

You had meal prepped your lunch for tomorrow then prepared for bed. You still couldn’t shake off everyone’s comments today, so you hoped sleep would wash the thoughts away.

It had been several weeks now of meeting with Urahara-san. Your time with him made you doubt the comments made by your colleagues and friends when you first started the project. Now it was nearing the end of it, and if anything, if someone were to ask you to describe “Urahara Kisuke”, you would say he was a “curious, yet brilliant man who tries to be funny.” You laughed at yourself when you remembered the terrible “jokes” Urahara-san made, but he was certainly an interesting person.

Today was your last meeting with him though, and a small part of you was sad. You liked spending time with him. You watched him skim your report on the laptop screen with an intense focus, typing in tracked changes sparsely in between.

“I’m impressed!” Urahara said to you, “you really nailed this review. I know the execs will love it.”

You smiled at his compliment, “I’m flattered, Urahara-san, but it’s your vast knowledge that really helped me. I wouldn’t have even known to look in the formulary database and disability policies!” You said, shaking your head.

“They really are right about you.” Urahara remarked in a serious tone.

You looked at him with curiosity.

Urahara chuckled and in a teasing tone, “that you’re incredibly studious and hardworking! I barely did anything.”

“Well I have to say people are wrong about you.” You beamed at him, “people were telling me all sorts of rumours about you, and to be cautious.”

Urahara raised his eyebrows, but let you continue on.

“But you’re actually quite friendly and diligent.” You give an awkward laugh, “and I’ll miss working with you.”

Urahara looked surprised. He had never heard that before. Most people found him, in some ways, too difficult to work with. His unorthodox approach to analyzing and finding results, and dubious ethics, made finding people to work with slim to none. Yet here you are.

They really are right about you. He thought to himself. It bothered him, to some degree. Initially he wondered what angle you would be playing at while working with him. Would you fish him for gossip? Would you be a bother and ask about his past research? An annoyance who wanted access to his connections, his work?

No, none of that came up. You approached him with sincerity and kindness, something he wasn’t dealt with in his years of working as a researcher.

“Urahara-san, if you have some time,” you ask, your face growing warm, “would you care to join me for lunch?” To say he was startled was an understatement, but he accepted.

“Is that all you’re going to eat, Urahara-san?” You ask, noticing his canned coffee and prepackaged rice ball.

“Oh this,” Urahara laughed, “I had a hearty breakfast, so I wanted a light lunch.” He lied to you, while wearing a large grin on his face.

“If you want, you can have some of my food.” You offered to him. “I don’t think that’ll last you through the afternoon.” You gave him a sheepish smile.

Urahara’s eyes widened, but he chuckled, waving you off. But you were full of surprises, you pushed forward your lunch to him, “why don’t you have some of mine?” Your face grew hot as you began to ramble, “I know I may not look it, but I’m a pretty decent cook.”

He was hesitant, but the earnest tone in your voice, and the way you avoided his eyes told him enough. He picked up the utensil and took some food for himself.

Urahara’s eyes widened but quickly shifted. “My, you certainly know your way around the kitchen!” He joked, a slight smile on his face as he noticed the way your eyes avoided him, but the pleased smile on your face.

It felt unusual to him, to enjoy someone’s company like this, it put him on guard. He would listen to you talk, watch your reactions, and try to rationalize what you wanted out of him. But before he could make a definitive conclusion, your lunch break was over.

“Thank you for spending your lunch break with me, Urahara-san.” You said softly, “if you’re free the rest of the week, I’d like to do this again.”

His mind raced, maybe you were interested in something more personal from him, his under-the-table work, maybe you were sent by Kurotsuchi or the higher ups to investigate him.

But a small part of his brain knew that wasn’t right, he’d have to get to the bottom of this. “Yes, I’d love that.” He gave you a smile.

Two weeks had gone by where, for the most part, you and Urahara had lunch together at work. You were dismayed by his lack of lunches some days. He would say he was too busy to prepare something, or having a larger breakfast made his appetite quite small. But you had your suspicions.

“Urahara-san, what’s your favourite meal to cook?”

Urahara made an exaggerated sigh and cupped his chin, “why lately, it’s been what you’ve shared with me at lunch.”

You couldn’t help but laugh, “I’m serious! I’d love to know what you make. I want to try new recipes.” You gave him a sincere smile.

It’s what bothered Urahara about you, you were too sincere, too earnest with someone like him. He suspected you didn’t know the actual rumours surrounding him, and a part of him hopes you never do. His heart, much to his dismay, would flutter seeing you smile, seeing your eyes light up. He would watch, as he wandered around the company’s different units, how you interacted with other coworkers and colleagues. You were polite and friendly. So… disarming.

Urahara let out a sigh, it would be so easy to let you go if you were only spending time with him for nefarious reasons. He wouldn’t have had any qualms about leaving you high and dry. But even on the weekends, he would send you a short text, something about how your weekend was going.

A small part of him was growing jealous at how you would hang out with some of your coworkers after work. Your social circle seemed so large compared to him… but he wanted to be at the centre.

“I don’t have one. I can’t say I’ve cooked much for myself.” Urahara murmured, scratching his head.

You looked at him with shocked eyes, “no way! Not even scrambled eggs?”

Urahara let out a laugh, “ok, maybe one.” He looked at your now empty bento that he had nibbled on, “if you have the time…”

You looked at him with such an eager expression, the knot in his stomach tightened, as he tried to ignore the thudding of his heart. He wouldn’t act on feelings; this was a plan to let you slip up what your real reasons were to spend time with him.

“Would you teach me how to cook?”

And as he suspected as much, and denying his own relief from your words, you agreed. “Why don’t you pick a recipe you want to try and you can come over to my house on Sunday?”

“Sure,” Urahara said, his brain already laying down plans to ensnare you, “but won’t your boyfriend mind if I come over?” He asked, with a hesitant look on his face.

“If I did have one, maybe!” You laughed, “You don’t have to worry about that, trust me.” You looked away from him, a sad look on your face. Urahara narrowed his eyes, but before he could ask more, your smile was back, “just let me know what ingredients to buy.”

“Don’t worry about that.” Urahara said, “I’ll bring the ingredients. It’s the least I can do since you’re offering your kitchen.”

“Oh alright! Thank you for going through the trouble.” You smiled, “let me know how much it is and we can split the bill.” Urahara laughed at your comment, you really were so honest.

“No, it’s on me. Especially after feeding me lunch these past few weeks.”

You let an awkward laugh, before avoiding his gaze. “My only request is that,” Urahara lowered his voice, bring his face close to yours, “don’t invite anyone else – I want your undivided attention.”

THANKS FOR READING MY FIRST CHAPTER!!

I've already have drafted over 5 chapters for this story and I have an ending in mind for it too. As a personal goal, I want to complete this, so I hope you join me along for this ride!

[sixx-writes]

Bleach

_experimenting | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader | urahara kisuke x reader

_experimenting alt ver. | kurotsuchi mayuri x urahara kisuke x reader

_observing | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader

_on a moonlit night | kenpachi zaraki x reader

[request: choking, edging play] _observing (cont.) | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader

Dragon Ball

mother pt. 1 | first form|imperfect cell x reader

mother pt. 2 | second form|semi-perfect cell x reader

mother pt. 3 | final form|perfect cell x reader

desire | frieza x reader

desire pt. 2 | frieza x reader

[request: yandere] cooler x reader

Resident Evil

adrenaline | jack krauser x reader

I also draw so check out my art here and on twitter where I sometimes post 18+ stuff I can’t show on tumblr :D

[unohanadaydreams]

Otome, Post Thousand-Year Blood War Arc!Mayuri & Division 11!Fem!Reader, Good Ending (Good luck with this one lol)

Honestly not that bad considering it’s post tywb! Still not lovey dovey but when is the mad scientist route ever mellow and romantic?

There was no specification if you wanted scenario or headcanon, so it’s more of a headcanon deal!

features: toxic relationship ❤️, sort of yandere, but mostly just ‘wow fucked up mate’, but you’re alive!!!, and chained to Mayuri....barely metaphorical

Bleach Your Heart: The Otome Ask Game

Mayuri + Fem!Reader + Good Ending (lmao)

Being from the 11th division doesn’t make you dumb, but it does make you someone wholly unsuited to work in the Research & Development branch of the 12th division. Not that you’d deign to transfer there--ever.

But, since your odd meetings with Mayuri Kurotsuchi began to increase, you find yourself in a lab frequent enough that you’re starting to pick up lingo. You know the difference between a flask and a beaker, for fucks sake.

That first request for (live) 11th division bodies to complete a test study had somehow converted you into a lab assistant. A lucky thing that Lieutenant Ikkaku wasn’t a stickler for attendance, because these days you were in underground labs for at least half the week.

There’s clearly something going on between you and Captain Kurotsuchi. You feel it. Despite his proclivity for insulting you, you’re more and more suspicious that he definitely feels it to.

Any double date you’re begged to go on is tragically cut short before it can happen, either because Lieutenant Nemuri pops up or because your date is...suddenly dead.

You swear up and down that there are nights you never left the lab, but you still wake in your bed. And now, it’s like Captain Kurotsuchi knows where you are, at all times--it’s like he can hear you at all times. Things you’ve said to no one but yourself will come snarling from his mouth as insults or reminders that his work comes before your plans.

Definitely, you should be more freaked out than you are. But, your division culture is based around beating the shit out of each other until someone is hospital bound, so his verbal punches mostly excite you. You like sparring with words as much as swords. He hits hard, but you can make opening your mouth sting like a bitch, too.

You’re observant--any good fighter has to be--and you notice well enough that even those inside the 12th division don’t seem glued to his side like you are. Nemuri will take your hand and run you off to a Woman’s Association Meeting, only to have your fun crashed by Captain Kurotsuchi lurking by. Akon has started handing you paperwork meant for his captain’s eyes only, making the message even more clear.

Even if the going is oddly good for a relationship with a man who blows up subordinates on whim, his words can still twist your gut and his actions still make you want to run at times. You’ve punched him square in the face before and although you froze, realizing what you’d done, his kicks to your stomach seemed...for show before leaving you to walk home and wake another day, un-bruised.

You’ve also tried to appeal to Lieutenant Ikkaku for time in the human world or the rukongai; anything to give you a break from the constant appearance of Nemuri shouting that it’s ‘time to go now because Mayuri-sama said so!!!’ That ended worse than the punch. You’d been informed, the next day, that 11th division loyalty was a large interest to Central 46 and Kurotsuchi had thus implanted you with explosives in your legs and arms to ‘test how much 11th division thugs were willing to lose for an adrenaline rush’.

Unfortunate for Captain Kurotsuchi, his need for constant surveillance means all of that audio and video is stored somewhere. And Nemuri is a loud mouth when it comes to where her father keeps all his research, when faced with you asking. “Mommy just wants to know, to protect Mayuri-sama, y’know?”

Your romantic ending is punctuated by blackmail bought vacations and your sword slashing his arm off after he goes too far. And you weather his increasingly mumbling and half-hearted ‘punishments’ with a roll of your eyes and Nemuri on your hip as his limb regrows or you snatch your luggage from his grip.

He doesn’t even put you on metal table for daring to smash your lips against his anymore. What a sap. (You say this to one of your good friends and you have to explain to Lieutenant Ikkaku that it was a joke. When it was not.)

[theyanderespecialist]

Can you writte to Yandere Mayuri Bleach headcanon?

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi Headcanons: A Mad Scientist Yandere (Bleach)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with the Base Yandere Headcanons with Mayuri Kurotsuchi the Captain of Squad 12 from Bleach! Please enjoy this chapter here, muffins!] 

(Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotuchi X Gender Neutral Reader From Bleach- 

.Mayuri is the stereotypical mad scientist type of man and he is obsessed with creating life from nothing even though he has a disregard for life.

.He never has been in love with anyone before he met you, you were part of the group of humans that broke into the soul society and he was instantly drawn to you.

.Never has he has met a specimen that made him so many things, he wanted to have you and see what made you so special to him!  .He would be the type to very much want to experiment on you and see what makes you tick~ 

.He does it all in the name of love as well! 

.He would say what he feels for you is more than just love he would say that biologically you and him were perfect for each other and you were meant to be with him. 

.He is the type of yandere who does not believe you are perfect because he thinks that striving for perfection takes out the imagination of improving one's self. 

.He sees that with his love for you as well, there are always ways for him and you to improve each other. 

.He sees that he can always makes steps to improve you as his lover and spouse and that he can also always improve his and yours relationship with each other. 

.As long as he is the only one who gets to make love to you and touch your stunning body, which he will modify as time goes on. 

.To him no one else but you and him matters. 

.He does not care for you having attachment to others, as he sees that these people are holding you back and he will kill them. 

.Or more likely he would experiment on them to make sure they stay out of the way of his love for you. 

.He would not be above killing rivals in his way as they are disgusting worms and pawns for him to get what he wants. 

.He would even turn on his fellow captains if it meant keeping you by his side, as there are only two things that really matter to him, and that is protecting the soul society and making you his. 

.He believes every soulreaper should put their lives on the line to protect the soul society and that the only thing he would put above that is his love for you. 

.You are the only thing that matters most to him in the world and he would rather die than have you taken away from him! 

.He is a very sadistic yandere even to his own men who he would kill with great pleasure if they even looked at you in an odd way or too long. 

.No one but him and maybe his daughter had the right to look at you, but he was the only one to look at you with desire~ 

.He is the type of yandere to toy with his rivals, they are seen as ways to test their love for you, to see if they truly meant their love for you or were just using you. 

.I do not know which one of "I was using (Name)" or "I really loved (Name)" makes him more pissed off as a yandere, it might be a different one each day depending on the mood he has. 

.He is the yandere that would also toy with you. 

.You are his prized love and that means he has to figure out how you tick as well. 

.Pushing you well past your limit to see how much his love can take before and after he breaks you. 

.Do not worry he is a scientist and will be able to fix you no matter how many times he breaks you and he will always be able to take care of you. 

.He adores you and loves to mess with you as he loves seeing your reactions, from happiness and love, to fear and terror, to angry and hatred. 

.He cannot get enough of you and he would never ever get bored of you, for him you are his everything and he is going to keep you. 

.He also is the type of yandere that will punish you as well, but for you it is rarely physical punishments, instead he is the type that would psychology punish you. 

.Even sometimes bringing you to the brink of madness and just almost pushing you over the edge. 

.Bu he always manages to bring you back before he pushes you to far, he considers himself a good partner for that! 

.How he confesses his love for you is very blunt and straight forward. 

.When he saw you in the soul society he confesses his love for the first time by offering you a deal to be his special research project even bluntly saying some of the lewd and filthy things he would do to your body. 

.You being a young adult and his enemy the first time he confessed and turned him down. 

.He did not take that well but he did not stop there. 

.Once it was clear that you were no longer then enemy he would start to court you before offering his love to you again. 

.If you said yes, you would be staying in the soul society and would be treated the best by him, way better than anyone else int he soul society. 

.If you turned down his love though? Well this is where he snaps and knocks you out kidnapping you and severing your connection to your human body. 

.Now you would never be allowed to leave the soul society and no one would stop him from what he is doing. 

.In the end he is a really not good yandere but saying yes to his love is your best bet, because hs is the type of yandere that is not going to give up. 

.He will do whatever it takes to make you his, saying yes to his love is the easiest way for you and the way you will have the least amount of pain! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

[theyanderespecialist]

Everyone Wants Adult/Aged-Up Female Ichigo! (Bleach) Vote 1: Soulreapers (Just the fellas for now)

I already Did, Aizen and Byakuya

[unohanadaydreams]

Master + Character List

If there are no links corresponding with a character’s name, it means there is no content currently written for that character. That said: ALL characters on this list are ones I’m willing to write for.

NOTE: If you don’t see a character you’d like to send in an ask for here, feel free to message me if I would be willing to!

HC = Headcanon

Scene = Scenario

TP = Thirst Post

note: many of these feature writing from other blogs either somewhat or heavily and I HIGHLY recommend you follow them.

All Gotei Divisions HCs

5th Division HCs

8th Division HCs

Izuru Kira as new Yachiru AU

No Aizen AU

Retsu Unohana’s motivations for forming Gotei 13 theories

Chikane Iba theories + analysis

Royal Guard general theories + HCs

CFYW novel info theory + HC (Mayuri + Urahara)

Bleach characters in Narutoverse AU

Ulquiorra dragon symbolism analysis/theory

Mayuri Kurotsuchi character/zanpakuto analysis/theory

Mayuri Kurotsuchi character analysis/theory

(nsfw) who fucks and who doesn't among the captains HCs

note: the following is solely my writing and features only imagine + request content

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Gotei 13 (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Shunsui Kyoraku

React to falling in love HC

Shipped with Jushiro relationship HCs

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Threesome w/reader + Jushiro Ukitake TP

Nanao Ise

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Soi Fon

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

What does she bring to the lake HC

Marechiyo Omaeda

Gin Ichimaru

Reader left behind after Gin’s death HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Edging as punishment TP

Izuru Kira

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

Izuru in the 11th Division Scene

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Falling in love and flirting HCs

Retsu Unohana

Relationship HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

 (nsfw) Doctor w/reader patient meme HCs

(nsfw) ties reader up TP

general + analytical HCs

Isane Kotetsu

React to falling in love HC

Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Hanataro Yamada

Sosuke Aizen

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader + Shinji Hirako meme HCs

(nsfw) Doctor w/reader patient meme HCs

Momo Hinamori

Byakuya Kuchiki

React to falling in love HC

(nsfw) Relationship HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

Falls for shy reader HCS

(nsfw) Shipped with Jushiro relationship HCs

Reader has overprotective brothers HCs

First time seeing reader dressed up Scene

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Quarantine w/ MALE reader meme HCs

Being a father to a son HCs

Renji Abarai

Reader angry their brother is hurt HCs

Realizes he’s in love with reader Scene

Reaction to reader being a quincy HCs

Finds out reader cheated on him HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Doctor w/patient!reader meme HCs

Sajin Komamura

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) fem!reader begs him to breed her TP

(nsfw) Who in the Seireitei is a werewolf fucker?

Tetsuzaemon Iba

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

Kaname Tosen

React to reader getting lost HC

Shuhei Hisagi

(nsfw) kinktober choking reader Scene

Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Angry sex TP

Toshiro Hitsugaya

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

summer ficlet + fireflies + fluff

Rangiku Matsumoto

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

Kenpachi Zaraki

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

Reader angry their brother is hurt HCs

Falling for a badass reader HCs

(nsfw) Relationship w/reader HCs

Dealing with Yachiru being “gone” HCs

First kiss w/reader + how he kisses HCs

React to reader dying HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Predator w/reader prey TP

(nsfw) eating pussy w/fem!reader TP

summer ficlet + watermelon + fluff

Yachiru Kusajishi

Dealing with being “gone” HCs

Ikkaku Madarame

(nsfw) Relationship w/reader + Yumichika HCs

Yumichika Ayasegawa

(nsfw) Relationship w/reader + Ikkaku HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Getting first blowjob from reader Scene

First kiss w/reader Scene + how he kisses HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

*dubcon/unhealthy relationship* relationship w/reader TP

Nemu Kurotsuchi

Akon

Cowokers meme him HC

Falls in love w/bubbly reader HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Jushiro Ukitake

Shipped with Shunsui relationship HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

(nsfw) Shipped with Byakuya relationship HCs

React to having twin boys + one is bedridden HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Threesome w/reader + Shunsui Kyoraku TP

hurt & comfort w/fem!reader scene

Kaien Shiba

Rukia Kuchiki

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

What does she bring to the lake HC

Kiyone Kotetsu

Sentaro Kotsubaki

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Royal Guard (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Tenjiro Kirinji

(nsfw) Bullies fem!reader TP

Kirio Hikifune

Oetsu Nimaiya

Senjumaru Shutara

Ichibe Hyosube

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Visoreds (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Shinji Hirako

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

Reaction to reader being a quincy HCs

Reaction to seeing reader after 100 years in Karakura Town HCs

Catching up with reader after 100 years HCs

Reader comforting his hurt Scene

React to reader dating Aizen after he “died” HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader + Sosuke Aizen meme HCs

(nsfw) Doctor w/patient!reader meme HCs

Rose Otoribashi

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

Reaction to seeing reader after 100 years in Karakura Town HCs

What kind of BF to reader is he HC

Sweet reunion with past love reader Scene

Kensei Muguruma

React to falling in love HC

React to reader getting lost HC

Reaction to reader being a quincy HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Relationship with shy/flustered reader HCs

Love Aikawa

Hiyori Sarugaki

Lisa Yadomaru

React to falling in love HC

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

React to reader getting lost HC

Mashiro Kuna

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

Hachigen Ushoda

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Urahara Shoten + Rukongai Rebels (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Kisuke Urahara

React to reader getting lost HC

His daughter HCs

Yoruichi Shihoin

React to reader getting lost HC

What does she bring to the lake HC

Yushiro Shihoin Tessai Tsukabishi Jinta Hanakari Ururu Tsumugiya Kukaku Shiba Ganju Shiba

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Karakura Gang + Humans (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Ichigo Kurosaki

Friends w/ Uryuu pre-arrancar arc Scene

 (nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Hichigo pleasures reader TP

(nsfw) Doctor w/patient!reader meme HCs

Relationship with shy/flustered reader HCs

Orihime Inoue

BROTP w/ Chad HCs

Uryu Ishida

Reaction to reader being a quincy HCs

Friends w/ Ichigo pre-arrancar arc Scene

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Sado Chad Yasutora

Reaction to reader being a quincy HCs

BROTP w/ Orihime HCs

First kiss w/ reader Scene + general kisses HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Doctor w/reader patient meme HCs

 Yandere w/reader HCs

(nsfw) Sweet but Wild in bed TP

Kon

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Ryuken Ishida

(nsfw) Doctor w/reader patient meme HCs

Isshin Kurosaki

(nsfw) eating pussy w/fem!reader TP

Yuzu Kurosaki Karin Kurosaki Tatsuki Arisawa Keigo Asano Mizuho Asano Mizuiro Kojima Chizuru Honsho

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Arrancar (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

       Espada:

Yammy Llargo Coyote Starrk

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Lilynette Gingerbuck Baraggan Louisenbairn Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck Tier Harribel

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

Ulquiorra Cifer/Schiffer Nnoitra Gilga

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Luppi Antenor Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

(nsfw) Fan of squirting HC

Reader angry their brother is hurt HCs

Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

(nsfw) summer ficlet + moon + sweet smut

Zommari Rureaux Szayelaporro Granz Aaroniero Arruruerie

       Fraccion + Other:

Wonderweiss Margela Ggio Vega Tesra Lindocruz Emilou Apacci Cyan Sung-Sun Franceska Mila Rose Yylfordt Granz Di Roy Rinker

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Fullbringer (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Kugo Ginjo

General HCs

Shukuro Tsukishima Riruka Dokugamine Girko Kutsuzawa Moe Shishigawara Yukio Hans Vorarlberna Jackie Tristan

(∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั ) Quincy (∞ ❛ั ⊝❛ั )

Yhwach Jugram Haschwalth

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Bazz B Kang Du Candice Catnipp Bambietta Basterbine Giselle Gewelle

(nsfw) Quarantine w/reader meme HCs

Liltotto Lamperd Meninas McAllon As Nodt Gremmy Thoumeaux Askin Nakk Le Vaar Quilge Opie Lille Barro BG9

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi Headcanons: A Mad Scientist Yandere (Bleach)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with the Base Yandere Headcanons with Mayuri Kurotsuchi the Captain of Squad 12 from Bleach! Please enjoy this chapter here, muffins!] 

(Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotuchi X Gender Neutral Reader From Bleach- 

.Mayuri is the stereotypical mad scientist type of man and he is obsessed with creating life from nothing even though he has a disregard for life.

.He never has been in love with anyone before he met you, you were part of the group of humans that broke into the soul society and he was instantly drawn to you.

.Never has he has met a specimen that made him so many things, he wanted to have you and see what made you so special to him!  .He would be the type to very much want to experiment on you and see what makes you tick~ 

.He does it all in the name of love as well! 

.He would say what he feels for you is more than just love he would say that biologically you and him were perfect for each other and you were meant to be with him. 

.He is the type of yandere who does not believe you are perfect because he thinks that striving for perfection takes out the imagination of improving one's self. 

.He sees that with his love for you as well, there are always ways for him and you to improve each other. 

.He sees that he can always makes steps to improve you as his lover and spouse and that he can also always improve his and yours relationship with each other. 

.As long as he is the only one who gets to make love to you and touch your stunning body, which he will modify as time goes on. 

.To him no one else but you and him matters. 

.He does not care for you having attachment to others, as he sees that these people are holding you back and he will kill them. 

.Or more likely he would experiment on them to make sure they stay out of the way of his love for you. 

.He would not be above killing rivals in his way as they are disgusting worms and pawns for him to get what he wants. 

.He would even turn on his fellow captains if it meant keeping you by his side, as there are only two things that really matter to him, and that is protecting the soul society and making you his. 

.He believes every soulreaper should put their lives on the line to protect the soul society and that the only thing he would put above that is his love for you. 

.You are the only thing that matters most to him in the world and he would rather die than have you taken away from him! 

.He is a very sadistic yandere even to his own men who he would kill with great pleasure if they even looked at you in an odd way or too long. 

.No one but him and maybe his daughter had the right to look at you, but he was the only one to look at you with desire~ 

.He is the type of yandere to toy with his rivals, they are seen as ways to test their love for you, to see if they truly meant their love for you or were just using you. 

.I do not know which one of "I was using (Name)" or "I really loved (Name)" makes him more pissed off as a yandere, it might be a different one each day depending on the mood he has. 

.He is the yandere that would also toy with you. 

.You are his prized love and that means he has to figure out how you tick as well. 

.Pushing you well past your limit to see how much his love can take before and after he breaks you. 

.Do not worry he is a scientist and will be able to fix you no matter how many times he breaks you and he will always be able to take care of you. 

.He adores you and loves to mess with you as he loves seeing your reactions, from happiness and love, to fear and terror, to angry and hatred. 

.He cannot get enough of you and he would never ever get bored of you, for him you are his everything and he is going to keep you. 

.He also is the type of yandere that will punish you as well, but for you it is rarely physical punishments, instead he is the type that would psychology punish you. 

.Even sometimes bringing you to the brink of madness and just almost pushing you over the edge. 

.Bu he always manages to bring you back before he pushes you to far, he considers himself a good partner for that! 

.How he confesses his love for you is very blunt and straight forward. 

.When he saw you in the soul society he confesses his love for the first time by offering you a deal to be his special research project even bluntly saying some of the lewd and filthy things he would do to your body. 

.You being a young adult and his enemy the first time he confessed and turned him down. 

.He did not take that well but he did not stop there. 

.Once it was clear that you were no longer then enemy he would start to court you before offering his love to you again. 

.If you said yes, you would be staying in the soul society and would be treated the best by him, way better than anyone else int he soul society. 

.If you turned down his love though? Well this is where he snaps and knocks you out kidnapping you and severing your connection to your human body. 

.Now you would never be allowed to leave the soul society and no one would stop him from what he is doing. 

.In the end he is a really not good yandere but saying yes to his love is your best bet, because hs is the type of yandere that is not going to give up. 

.He will do whatever it takes to make you his, saying yes to his love is the easiest way for you and the way you will have the least amount of pain! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

Yandere Mad Scientist🧪🧑‍🔬💉 Yandere Mayuri Kurotsuchi X Gender Neutral Listener (Bleach)  Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!