#yan dsmp cryptid au

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Your alive POG. You wouldn’t believe how fast I got to reading these alphabets which got me down bad for cryptid Techno. Can you cook one for him? Imma like to be 🐘 anon too if its not taken

Sure! 🐘 anon it is! :)

Warnings: Yandere Themes, possessiveness, violence mentioned, injury mentioned, maiming mentioned, abuse mentioned, Stockholm Syndrome mentioned, forced relationship

Cryptid!Techno

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Affection doesn't come wasy to Trchno but once he's past seeing his darling as meat, he's extremely affectionate. He's very cuddly and loves physical intimacy- especially after he's taught what kissing is. He LOVES tasting every part of his darling.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

VERY messy- like EXTREMELY messy. Techno has absolutely no qualms in killing anyone that may try to get between him and his darling.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

He'll definitely make it apparent that now that he has them, Techno wasn't letting go of his prey. Would he mock them though...? Maybe if they're crying and pleading and trying to get away.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

YES- a lot of things. I think I've talked about in an ask before so I won't elaborate.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

The old beastly god doesn't really do "vunerable"- not unless you count him snoozing away and baring his underbelly for his darling.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Amused greatly- two can play at this game and his darling may not like it when he wins.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

In the beginning before he got attached to his darling it was definitely a game and the escape attemptd wherea fun chase. After he had gotten more attached to his darling he didn't think lightly of it anymore.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

God where would I even begin..... maybe catching Techno in an extra bloodlusty mood where he wanted to taste his darling’s blood AND he wanted to bone. It's not a fun experience- his bites are far from gentle and he's definitely not small down before. It's a miracle that he didn't kill his darling during this.... or the dozens of other times when he's done it.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

At the beginning, darling was just a meal to savor until their eventual demise but now he wanted to keep them by his side forever. Just like other cryptids, he wants to make his darling immortal.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Can't exactly get jealous if any rivals for his darling die- but he CAN get a little jealous if a fellow god/immortal creature has his darling’s attention or if they're trying to steal darling away.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He's very adamant about darling staying by his side unless he needs to run off for something and is very domineering until they eventually learn to behave. As time goes on and darling goes from being seen as a meal to savor to a mate, Techno does get a bit kinder and more considerate of them.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Techno has never been a romantic but based on what he's seen animals do and ancient human did, he'll certainly try his best to court them once he's dtarted falling for them. It's mostly tribute kills but he's also more attentive and somewhat gentle.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Nope not at all.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Techno is all about physical punishments- breaking or even TAKING his darlings limbs are on the table.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Not many? Other than keeping them close by, he won't take away electronics as long as they can't use them to escape somehow. Also not really a right to lose straight off the bat but darling can lose use of their legs or arms if push comes to shove.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Not very patient- he's quick to get annoyed if his darling isn't listening

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

I've answered about what he'd do about darling dying before so in regards to if they leave? He'd definitely try to get them back.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

If darling survived long enough that Techno changed the way he feels about them...... he kinda can feel guilt? But also like only in really special circumstances- like if the darling gets injuried or ill and he can't help them get better. He may be a god but he's not magically inclined and if getting another god involved like Phil doesn't help then he'll fight with himself about whether he should let his darling go back into society so they could be saved..... which then he will eventually concede and let them go.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Very simple answer- darling is tasty.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Annoyed at the beginning but when his feelings for his darling change over time, Techno.... is still annoyed. But in a different kind of way that's really frustrating to him.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Honestly I don't really know how to answer this- maybe it's because he's not exactly a classic yandere? Techno's obsession isn't romantic in nature (at the beginning at least) so I guess that's a big difference- that and the fact that he's not a normal person that exists in normal people society.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

His hibernation is a MASSIVE weakness and despite being aware of it, there's nothing Techno can really do as he can't resist his instincts. It's really lucky that he manages to wake up when his darling tries to escape.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Yeah a hundred percent and no need to elaborate.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Techno definitely doesn't feel reverence towards his darling- while he does eventually grow to love them, he almost doesn't even see them close enough to being an equal. He doesn't really care to win his darling over in the begining of their relationship but later on, he definitely puts in SOME kind of effort.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

There's no real pining for him in the begining but if his darling escaped before he could nab them the first time they meet, he'll do the next best thing to pining which is trying to stalk them like prey.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Possibly? It's easier to develop stolkholm syndrome instead but if darling pushes all the wrong buttons, they can end up getting broken- well if Techno doesn't accidentally kill them first.

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omg ur back!! i saw the crypid alphabet ask and if ur ok can u write it but with cryptid phil :33

Glad to be back! Also if his characterization is slightly different then oops its been like 2 years

Warnings: Yandere Themes, obsessiveness, possessiveness, kidnapping mentioned, forced relationship, dubcon/noncon implied, suggestive

Cryptid!Philza

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Before he kidnaps them, he'd be pretty friendly and flirty, making it apparent that he's interested in more than a friendship with them unless they politely turn him down. If his darling returns his feelings at that point then he's.... normal. Or a super normal loving boyfriend.

Philza's even more passionate and loving after he's stolen his darling away but whether or not they feel the same after won't matter at the time. He'll lay things on extra thick to make them fall back in love with him, even forcing himself on his darling and do all the things he just knows they loved to try to win them over again.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

He's not really one for physcial violence unless its towsrds anyone trying to take his darling away- as for if he'd get violent TOWARDS his darling? Not likely but if push comes to shove he can hurt them.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Not necessarily mock but Phil will try to make light of it, trying to joke about it. If his darling isn't receptive then he may get passive aggressive and blame them for his actions.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Before he revealed himself as a god, he might push boundaries to get closer on occasion but other than that not much.

After however? The boundaries are nonexistent and anything he can do to his darling he can coax them into letting him do, he will do.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Surprisingly, he'd still be reserved even after showing his true colors. As much as Phil wanted to lay everything out for them, he was smarter than that. The most vunerable he may allow himself to be around his darling is telling them how much they mean to him.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Upset sure but Philza knows he's stronger than them so he's willing to let it slide the most time. If they fight back and then escape though, he's pissed.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

It's a LITTLE bit fo a game- it was amusing to him at the beginning of this when he builds up their relationship only to reveal his monsterous and godly form. This is the first and only time he'd enjoy watching his darling try to escape before snatching them back up and laying things out for them.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Anytime Phil is legitimately angry is terrify- he can get a bit rough with handling his darling when they push him but that's nothing compared to what would happened if he lets his guard down and darling takes advantage of it. He feels little remorse for forcing himself on his darling after catching them and doesn't take any blame for for bruised and beatened his darling is afterwards. Shouldn't have bettayed his trust.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Philza ould want to make his darling immortal and live wirh them for eternity. He didn't really believe in marriage or care for kids but if his darling expressed interest he'd arrange things.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Oh YES- Absolutely. He's not the jealous type but if there were any love rivals from when he was trying to gain their trust, he'd be a bit antagonistic and might even scare them away when his darling wasn't around. I can guarantee that if he manages to get his darling into bed after shooing off anyone that's made him jealous, his darling wpuld noy be walking for a few days afterwards.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Pre reveal, he plays up the chill friendly guy that's a bit fo a flirt. It's not suspicious at all.

Posr reveal (and kidnapping), he still had the same vibes except he let more of his old soul nature out. Still super flirty of course bur with some added flavor.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Philza lays on his most "normal hot guy that lives out of town" and flirts his ass off. It doesn't really end after he's revealed he's a god but he'd more playful and passionate then when he played human.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Not really? If darling and him got into a romantic relationship before discovering the truth, they might have gotten a bit of a taste of his true self. Its really blink and you'll miss it.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Absolutely- he doesn't think he's necessarily being cruel when he hurts them since he always tries to use normal human strength whenever he has to punish them. Philza also may also weaponize his own kindness as a punishment since he was acrually rather generous with it in the beginning.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

A majority of them affer darling has been kidnapped- no phone, no going outside unsupervised, ect ect.

Even after darling has won some of their rights back, he will still mostly have a bit of a leash on them.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Fairly patient. He's old and pretty chilled out compared to most gods so he's willing to wait on most things. The only exception is if his darling is being too defiant or betraying him.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

The fying part depends on where he amd darling stood in their relationship- if its when he still only wanted their soul, he'd make a deal the Goddess of Death to have it. If its anytime after he's fallen in love, he'll beg her to bring them back to life.

If darling leaves or escapes, then there will be no chance of that lasting that long.... unless its into the arms of another god and that's a whole other can of worms to unpack.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

A little? But its pretty fleeting since he thinks if he gives it enough time, he can rebuild their relationship- even make it more if he and darling weren't romantically involved before he kidnapped them.

As for if he'd ever let them go..... only if things are how we wanted them to be.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Simple answer: the darling’s shiney soul.

Slightly less simple answer: Philza looked past darling’s soul and fell in love with the person they were and did not want to let them go.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Hurt but Phil understands. He knows that he's basically betrayed his darling's trust and they're going to be freaked out but they'll get used to it- right?

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

As much as he loves his darling, he's smart and as the saying goes, he keeps all of his cards close to his chest. He knows not to let his feels for them distract him from how smart they can potentially be as well.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

It's REALLY hard to gain his trust but once it's won, he can get foolish and allow his dsrling tok much freedom. Also.... the quickest way to win his trust is weaponizing intimacy. For a wise old god, he sure thinks with his dick.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Yes and like 20 percent of the time it'd be an accident. If he's hurting him darling that it'd be for a good reason and not just in blind anger.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

At first, he may come off as a bit worship-y due to how great their spul was but after he got to know them, it'd fade away to normal romantic obsession. Nothing would really change on how he went after his darling once his feels changed.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Philza wouldn't even realize he was pining until it hits him that he wants more than their soul. It'd probably be another few months where he'd work on getting into a physical relationship with them before he'd decide to take things further.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Not likely but it can happen. He'd be angry at himself for it. Literally the very firdt thing that had attracted him to his darling was their soul and breaking them would destroy its shine completely. He'd grieve for a bit before deciding to continue in caring for them. Philza had loved more than judt theirbsoul after all.

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I’d like to request cryptid!Fundy chocolate-and-despair’s alphabet pretty please👉🏾👈🏾

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I got you! It's been a while since I thought about Cryptid!Fundy so this will be fun

Warnings: Yandere Themes, obsessiveness, possessiveness, suggestive, violence implied, forced relationship, forced affection, dubcon/noncon touching mentioned, noncon implied

Cryptid!Fundy Alphabet

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Before the relationship, Fundy would be pretty reserved about being affectionate, worried that his darling would catch on and friendzone him. The most affection he'd show is finding excuses to hold their hand and of course lots of talking and spending time with them!

Now as for AFTER they get into a relationship (or "relationship")..... Fundy practically explodes with affection. Dude is an animal by instinct so he's super cuddly and loves to hild his darling. He also surprisingly passionate compared to other versions of himself so..... 👀

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

He likes to think he's outgrown the violent urges to kill people he had a hundred years ago but now that he has a darling, he's regressed a bit. Unkess his darling can convince him otherwise, he WILL make anyone that gets in his way disappear.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

No!!! He would never mock them- if anything he's extremely apologetic but giving his reasoning being he had no choice. Like even if he feels guilty for doing so, he will stand by his decision (unless convinced). He will treat them pretty well if there's no conflict between him and his darling.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Honestly a few things- he'd force affection often. Some cases he'll let them reject him but if he's feeling desperate for love, he may try to try to coerce them or straight up force himself on them. He always apologizes afterwards but might.... get a little victim blame-y.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Dude practically bares his soul to them once he's exposed himself and confesses his feelings for them. Even if they've rejected him and he's had to resort to kidnapping them, he's still mostly transparent wirh his darling about how he feels and how badly he wants them. Even if it hurts.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He'd feel so shitty about- especially when it pisses him off and he accidentally takes it out on his darling afterwards.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Not a game at all- he's a hundred percent serious about having a relationship with them and freaks the fuck out when his darling escapes.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

The more physical aspects of the forced relationship- that and probably learning that Fundy may have killed a loved one out of jealousy/feeling threstened by them.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He definitely wants to spend the rest of his life with his darling and if they're a normal mortal then he'd find a way to gove them a much longer lifespan. Kinda vague sure but he's always been a wanderer and until his darling, he hadn't thought much of what he REALLY wanted to do with his life.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Gets EXTREMELY jealous and almost always lashes out. Most cases he's lashing out at anyone that seems to be into his darling but will also cause trouble for his darlings friends/family. If it's his darling that's directly causing his jealousy by rejecting him then he may hurt them depending on factors.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Before the relationship, he'd be pretty friendly though introverted. Maybe if his darling was a bit more observant, they'd notice that he was trying to be closer to them.

After he's made his feelings known though, he'd try to be be flirtier.... and maybe failing at it. If it's at the point where he's kidnapped his darling then he'd be extremely anxious and trying to win them over even harder.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Subtly- or at least he'd try to be be subtle if it doesn't seem like his darling is going to reject him. He's pretty anxious so he wouldn't be overt with his advances unless it's post yandere reveal.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Kinda? He's definitely a lot more bare with them since he isn't hiding his feelings or that he's not human anymore. With anyone else, he's still reserved and mostly rejects any opportunities to be too friendly.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Fundy isn't really one for punishments but if he had to do something.... maybe give them the cold shoulder and take somethings away? Maybe his darling might like being left alone for a bit though so that might not count.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

If they're kidnapped then obviously he wouldn't let them leave- but jokes aside, he wouldn't take many away unless they're being punished.

If he didn't have to resort to kidnapping his darling/are in relationship, then he'd just kinda be a normal shitty jealous boyfriend. That means no talking to people he didn't like even if they were friends, ect ect.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Pretty patient pre-confession but it almost all evaporates post-confession (and kidnapping).

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Fundy would be distraught as all fuck if his darling died on him- if it was old age then maybe he'd be able to cope better but if not then he'd be desperately trying to find a way to bring them back.

As for leaving or escaping..... what would make his darling think he wouldn't try to bring them back to his side?

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Yes and yes! I've already given reasons in orher questions so I won't repeat them here lmao

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Loneliness? The kind of creature Fundy is the type to mate for life and something about his darling made him realize how alone he was. It also doesn't help that something just clicked wirh them that's never happened with anyone else before- probably because he allowed hismelf to get close to someone for the first time in a long time.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Absolutely horrible- it hurts because he just wants to make them happy and specifically for them to be happy with HIM.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Probably be WAY more willing to let his darling go compared to most yanderes as long as they're in a relationship.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Literally just. Be nice to him. If darling pretended to waem up to the idea of a relationship and give him love back then they'd be un-kidnapped in a blink of an eye.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Unfortunately yes but he'd never actually hit his darling though- maybe grab them really hard or grab then by the throat in a moment of desperate anger. But... he can also do worse things if its the name of passion.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Fundy is practically groveling at their feet, begging for love. There's a lot he's willing to do win them over- kill, steal, literally obey their every whim if darling is willing to give even a fraction of affection.

Of course if WILLING- if it's a kidnapped darling then he's a little stricter on what he will or won't do for them but will still do what he can in the form of romantic or passionate gestures.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Probably a decent amount of time like a year or so if there's no threat of the darling going away/falling for another person. If there is, then it'd probably take a few months for Fundy to snap and act on impulse.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

GOD not on purpose- his darling would have really have to had push him to be his worse self for him to have broken them. Fundy would be regretful if he broke them but he'll also convince himself that by still taking care of his poor darling, that that'd be enough penance for what he'd done to ruin them.

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I have a BIG treat for you guys later :)

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Hey I'm not sure if my ask for lost or if you don't want to do yandere serial killer philza or cryptid philza so I thought I'd try again. ( if you don't want to you don't have to) but the ask is, what would happen if serial killer philza and cryptid philza both had the same darling. Like neither wants to share the poor soul.

Actually didn't see an ask like this before! Interesting question too-

Warnings: Yandere Themes, possessiveness, violence mentioned, possible death(?)

If someway, somehow these two happened to have the same darling it'd be.... REALLY wack.

While Killer!Philza would be ecstatic in being reaffirmed that gods are in fact real and so is his Goddess of Death, he'd also be super irked that Cryptid!Philza may take their darling away. They both also have two very different ways of treating a darling so any chance of sharing would quickly be out of the window.

As for Cryptid!Philza? He's selfish but he isn't truly GREEDY- he can make an exception for sharing his darling with lots of conditions (i.e. if the other partner is Cryptid!Techno) but Killer!Philza would absolutely not. The serial killer is a sadistic bastard while the old god actually would abstain from severely harming his darling if he can help it.

Honestly in the end, Cryptid!Philza would slaughter Killer!Philza almost without a second thought if he found out this man was hurting his darling. He'd have to argue about it with the Goddess but whatever- his poor sweet darling was HIS and his only and no mortal or god was allowed to whatever with them. At least not without permission.

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Wait, wait, hawld awn…

NSFW /// NSFW ///

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What would creeper cum be? Explosives??💀💀 Momma ain’t raised no quitter but I ain’t dying for some dick. No ma’am, no sir, nope🚶🚶🚶

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Warnings: nonhuman genitalia mentioned, cum inflation(?) implied

Since creepers are plantbased creatures, it'd probably be akin to sap or mollases: viscous and sticky. Probably honey thick?

And you can't have a cock that big without cumming A LOT. Fucking splash and play in that shit after squeezing it out of your body.

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Good Hunting

Just a really short piece set in in my cryptid au featuring everyone's favorite pig man :)

Cryptid!Technoblade & GN!Reader

Warnings: Yandere Themes, GN!Reader, obsessiveness, kidnapping implied, violence implied, suggestive, horror, blood kink, allusions to cannibalism, 2nd POV

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No one goes to the town by the sea in the dead of winter, your great grandaunt had warned you. Becuase when all the leaves are gone from the tree, the Blood God returns to the wood and rot it was born from.

You clicked your tongue stubbornly. You weren't a child anymore- which is why you were fullfilling a bet you made with your friends to go into the woods after dark. Really mature and not at all childish of you.

And just as children do you get lost in the woods at night.

You should have brought a compass or a maybe a better phone provider becuase the gps isn't working. Unable to tell where you came from either with the slow snowfall most likely had covered your tracks from an hour ago. You weren't just going to stay in one spot. Not with how exposed you felt. It could just be your anxiety getting to you but you felt like someone has bee watching you since your friends dropped you off at the edge of the woods. Maybe it was a really curious wild animal.

Despite how dense the forest was, with a full moon high in the sky the snow around you practically glowed in the dark, lighting the ground and some areasaround you. This was almost a pleasant experience. You absolutely can't stand the only sound being the crunch under your feet though.

Sure, its the dead of winter. Birds fly south and a shit ton of mammals are hibernating. That doesn't explain why when you stopped for a moment to check the time on your phone, there's a very delayed crunching sound from the distance. You didn't pick it up immediately. Not until whatever it was resumed without you.

You could just be stupid as hell but the second you realized you weren't alone you scrambled to turn on your phone's flashlight and pointed it in the direction of the noise.

Whatever the fuck it was didn't seemed phased as it kept marching towards you and you shrieked.

You'd later on curse your lack of preservation skills becuase you took a few more seconds to take in his appearance- the hulking man with a boar mask and oh god oh fuck. He was definitely covered in blood. You finally had the brains to run with a scream when he was all but a yard away.

It was probably pointless now. You stumble and sprint past a few trees to get some distance, nose burning, cold air caught up in your lungs but the second you turn around he's fucking running now too. And he's faster. You blink and hes snatching you up by the scruff of your jacket. Even as squirm and squeal on instict, in the split second you're able to think rationally, you quickly unzip your jacket, dropping onto the ground.

Your would be killer must not have been expecting that becuase he didn't grab you again until you were a few feet away. This time you can't escape from your long sleeve, not with the way he's bunching it up in his fist. You don't know what you can do now but squirm as he lifts you up higher off the ground.

Here you are, crying, squirming and freezing in the hold of some deranged lunatic that lives in the woods. He was probably what rhe urban legends talked about that killed the animals in winter- the blood- oh god the blood on him was so fresh, the blood on his hand was ruining your favorite shirt‐ was probably from your friends that should be waiting on the outskirts of the woods. This guy was what was stalking you this whole time. You sshpuld have listened to your grand auntie. What a terrible fucking way to die.

But death doesn't come immediately.

With you still held up, he pins you to the nearest tree by his hold. You yelped when your bare back is scratched by the cold bark.

Its strange but things become much stranger when you look at the boar head and realize that its blinking. It's not a mask. It wasn't a mask. You open your mouth to let it be known that oh fuck that's not a mask, but the boar man interrupts you.

With his other, you now notice is clawed, hand he gently(?) scratches it against the bit of exposed skin of your belly enough to bleed. You watch in horrific fascination as the beast lowers his his face and therefore his snout to your stomach and snorts against the skin there.

You can't help but hiss when you feel his hot tongue swipe against the scratches before he nips you. He moves away and stares at you. You feel exposed and flushed when he starts making a noise that sounded a lot like something between a growl and a purr.

And finally, the beast you know for sure is the Blood God, speaks.

"Perfect flesh."

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Yandere DS/MP Crytpid/Monster AU

Just like with the serial killet/slasher stuff I'm just tossing out what I can! :)

Warnings: Yandere Themes, obsessiveness, possessiveness, love at first sight, kidnapping mentioned, cannibalism(?) implied, cult behavior mentioned, suggestive, lust at first sight

Foolish

Once a god of the sea, he found a resting place in what would one day become a thriving little town by the sea.

Foolish was a wrathful god that brought so much death and destruction to the shores when he was awoken by the settlers that came. The people started building all kinds of shrines to try to appease him but none of that worked.

That is until a pretty shy little mortal came up to him all on their own to ask him what he wants. The god had never had a proper conversaion with any of these mortal becuase they were all too cowardly but his darling was brave. Foolish announces that he wants them in exchange for prosperity and they agree.

For a short time, everything is as peace and the people thrive. Foolish was happy and so very in love with his little mortal when tragedy struck. His darling became deathly ill and refused to be healed. It was breaking his heart- did they not love him enough to live?

He tried to propose making them immortal but they had refused. They promised him that they'll come find him in the next life and he'll know its them by the feeling of their soul. Heartbroken and reluctant, he agrees. When his darling closes their eyes for the final time in that life he goes to sleep for a long, long time.

Hundreds of years later, there's a shrine where local legend says is built over the grave of the ocean god's lover. They also say since he sleeps deep under the earth of the town, his magic has granted the land with great fortune and healthy lives for those that live there.

They think its silly but whatever gets tourism going. They don't think much when they step onto the shrine and take a few pictures of the monument to the sleeping god that sleeps no more.

Foolish was awake and he knows this traveler is his darling. Even if the world has changed and they don't remember, he'll make sure they stay with him forever this time.

Technoblade

Whatever he was, he was not a true god like the one that came from the sea. He was a god shaped by the hands of the wild men, an abomination made of the voices of hundreds of dead warriors and the flesh and vlood of the slaughtered. Not a man either- a beast.

He was worshipped by those far from the shore, deep in the sense forests of the inland. They brought him sacrifices and shiny things stolen from other villages.

One time long ago he had been brought something so beautiful and pure that Technoblade had developed a whole new taste for flesh that no other human brought before him could satisfy. He swore that the next time he'd ever find such a thing, even long after his worshippers were gone and his land was left to only him and the lesser beasts, he would savor them.

And oh, during his winter migration centuries later, did he find them on the outskirts of the trees. A breathtakingly beautiful face and the smell of pure flesh. Finally.

Techno was not fond of leaving the familiarity of the trees for the land of modern men. But for his darling? He will do anything to taste that flesh once more and for as long as they may live.

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I can only get cryptid dick one out of three seasons

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Wanrings: suggestive, somnophilia mentioned

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No he does wake up everyone once in a while during hibernation to eat a bit and then go back to sleep. After eating some, he might turn on his darling to get his dick wet if he doesn't immediately fall back asleep.

Alternativenly hesitantly fine if his darling wants to ride him while he's sleeping to get off.

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Okay so, In the original Cryptid Techno post, you said making his winter migration. What happens when he has to migrate back with his Darling?

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Warnings: Yandere Themes, possessiveness, isolation mentioned, animalistic behavior

So Cryptid!Techno is kind of a very weird creature...? He kind of reverse hybernates?? This is just my concept-

So he travels down to the massive forest where he lives during the winter to hunt and do whatever but when winter ends. He travels back up north and up north, on the edge of that border of his domain would be a very rocky mountain. He normally would just climb up and into his hibernation den and sleep through all the seasons but now he has his darling.

Techno would drag his darling up north with him and take them to the den EARLY and seal up the entrance so they wouldn't escape. He'd then go out of his way to come back with lots more food than he'dbring for himself, maybe even raid somethings closer to human settlements for his darling to care for and entertain themself while he hibernates.

And trust me when all os said and done, he's trapping them in the den with him for MONTHS as he sleeps

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Okay, Serial Killer Techno, Cryptid!Techno, and Yan!Techno nickname for there darling

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Techno: babe (surprisingly?), honey, love

Killer!Techno: sweetness, love, something synonymous with prey (bunny, mouse,squirrel even)

Cryptid!Techno: beloved, love, sweetness, feast (affectionate), uses snack after Phil tells him how its used in modern slang

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Cryptid techno reaction to a darling who tried to fight him with a blade, like a pocketknife. ( sorry if this is short)

Warnings: slight violence(?), none really??

Slightly amused- he treats getting jabbed by a little knife like getting poked with a stick. He also thinks its cute and might "jab" back. :)

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Hmmmm... Cryptid Techno with a Knot... just being plugged up so well that no cum will escape

Did you also know that pigs can have up to 30 minute orgasms?

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Warnings: Yandere Themes, NSFW, animalistic behavior, cum inflation, breeding kink mentioned, nonhuman genitalia

I unfortunately already did know that 💀

Also AWOOGA. I don't even know what to add onto here. My brain stopped working at the thought of getting knotted and filled up by resident wild pig man.

Just 🥵

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So Cryptid Techno is only awake for a little longer than one Season?

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Yup! It has to do with the reason he exists!

Ceyptid!Techno was "made" as a god for those that were struggling during winter- his people weren't farmers but rather warriors, hunters and gatherers and in general lacked the will pr knowledge to produce food. When winter comes by, a lot of animals hibernate/migrate and a lot of wild plants stop producing edibles so these people would starve. They would resort to pillaging or attacking other human settlements for food and nesessities during winter and it became ritualistic enougg that Cryptid!Techno was "born" out of it.

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What if MC got her hands on a really thick tree branch while running and turned around and played Wack-A-Cryptid?

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Warnings: Yandere Themes, goofy(?), suggestive

He'd stop his chasing for a moment to let them wack at him becuase he's just. So perplexed. Wow the audacity of his little darling? He'd let them get a few wacks in before grabbing them and tossing the branch away with ease.

He thinks what they did was so cute he's not wven mad anymore. And becuase he's the way he is he's going back to his den to fuck them silly.

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*taps mic and leans in*

Cryptid!Techno has gnarly brown fur instead of pink, but once he grows more infatuated with his darling it'll become softer and pink to reflect how they make him feel.