#yamcha is just like ''ok sure i guess can you please stop threatening the team we're playing against with death tho'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

evilkitten3 · 2 years ago

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#first time I heard this quote I lost my shit#can u imagine if Yamcha cuffed Frieza and then got all domesticated n shit#and the rest of the main cast has to just. like. live with that#also I would pay good money to watch then fu

reblogging to main bc this is a bit too personal for a shitpost blog but i have an au in my head where vegeta agrees to bringing back frieza post-top provided that he gets to be the one to do so (claiming that he wants to lord that over him) and then promptly uses the wish to keep him trapped on earth (well, at earth's coordinates) so he can't go back to pto-ing

cue frieza crashing with yamcha

…yamcha just bc bulma banged a space terrorist doesn’t mean you should too.

#dbz #dbs #yamza #to be clear my version of frieza never actually falls in love or anything bc i just don't see that happening #but he gets to the point where he likes yamcha enough that he probably wouldn't kill him and might even actively try to keep him alive #yamcha is just like ''ok sure i guess can you please stop threatening the team we're playing against with death tho''#meanwhile vegeta is now trapped on a planet with his least favorite person ever and bulma won't stop inviting him to their parties #bc she's happy yamcha's finally in what looks like a solid relationship #and vegeta can't really argue with her bc. she's with him #eventually frieza finds out yamcha is one of the best cooks in the db universe (the other is ox-king btw)#and is insufferable about it #both vegeta AND bulma get pissy bc neither one of them is a good cook (vegeta is. passable. bulma can make fire)#at which point trunks ends up threatening to go live with frieza and yamcha if his parents don't stop trying to feed him their cooking #this is how frieza finds out that trunks is vegeta's son not the son of the super saiyan who killed him (that one is a different trunks)#anyway it's all very silly #most of the rest of the cast doesn't really give a shit tho #like vegeta does and 18 does and krillin tries not to but still kinda does #but everyone else is pretty much used to this by now #piccolo just tells frieza not to ask him to babysit at which point frieza remembers that he has a kid #somewhere. probably. maybe? who knows where it got off to doesn't really matter

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