#yall should send me these js

[elliezlils11utt]

I have no idea if this is how you send requests but could you write bsf ellie and reader getting high or drunk and ellie who's had a crush on the reader for ages is too drunk to control herself and she just starts rubbing the readers thigh which leads too..yknow stuff please.

Or she's just generally touching her up

‘WHAT DOES THIS MAKE US’ (e.w)

a/n: took a little creative liberty with this one. mb love.

warnings: both of yall r high asf, toxic!ellie at the end maybe? (not really), thigh riding, bsf!ellie, inexperienced!reader sorta, pet names (mama, sweets, ma, pretty girl)

ellie gets like this sometimes. after a good smoke sesh she js starts getting really fucking clingy and needy. she starts saying shit you know she wouldn’t say if she was sober. (not that your complaining) she’ll start complimenting you randomly. her fuzzy head js thinking about you and your ‘pretty smile’. now as much as you loved to hear her raspy voice tell you how beautiful you are and how she thinks your body is perfect, you know she’s not in her right mind. so u normally js giggle and play it off like a joke. this time though it was a lil different. you suggested you do a couple shots too. you two sit on her little couch. music lowly playing in the background, you take another hit of the blunt. feeling the burn follow through your lungs you exhale the smoke and pass it. a lazy smile on els face as you turn to her. ‘whatca smilin ‘bout over there els?’you question, handing her the weed. she takes a deep hit. you watch as her body expands with her breath. she blows the smoke from her lips she shakes her head lightly.

‘thinkin bout how pretty u r.’ she says so causally. fuck. the way she drags her vowels out when she’s high drives you fucking insane. your face flushes. a little giggle slipping.

‘yah? that how u feel els?’

‘mhm’ she hums. her eyes flow over every feature on ur face. lingering over your lips a little longer then they should. her eyes finally meet your own. your pondering expression causing her to raise a brow.

‘hm?’ she questions as you examine her. you take a moment.

‘what are you doing ellie? do u like me?‘

‘do I like you?’ she pauses. almost sounding completely offended you would even question her on that. ‘c’mer pretty girl’ she puts out the blunt & opens her arms. welcoming you to sit on her. and you do, you crawl over and plop yourself right on her lap. your legs stratilng her own. your hands placed on her chest. she peers into your eyes, looking through her lashes. a lazy smile on her face.

‘better?’ you whisper.

‘mhm. a lot better.’ her hands snake up your waist. slipping under your shirt her cold hands press against the plush of your warm hips. your skin kissed by her touch. she gently scratches at your back. her nails dragging circles up and down ur back. her fingers slip under the strap of your bra. playing with the lacy hem. ‘els your my best friend.’ you protest. not wanting to ruin the friendship you’ve built with Ellie.

‘so..?’ she replies. she undoes ur bra as she speaks.

‘fuck.’ you breath out. you place kisses down her throat. attacking her neck with love bites.

‘let’s get this off yah?’

she pulls your shirt over your head discarding it to be found at an later date (you will be searching for that shit for the next week and a half😭) your bra falls with it. her hands immediately find your tits. groping the fat of your boobs. your head falls back, a moan slipping past your lips. her hands snake back down your waist and she shifts you to the side. placing you on her thigh. your legs placed on either side of the muscle of her leg.

‘go on baby’ she coos.

‘what do you mean els?’

‘oh sweet girl, here lemme show you.’

she starts to slowly rock you back on forth on her. your clothed cunt rubbing against the soft of her thigh. you muffle the whimpers and whines by biting your bottom lip. you catch a hint and ride her. her red hooded eyes watching you closely.

‘that’s it mama. doin s’good f’me sweets’

‘oh god~’ you had never felt this good. this fuzzy feeling had formed in your stomach. like a knot begging to be untied. she pulls you farther up her thigh so your knee is pressed up her pussy. the uncomfortable wetness in her boxers becoming unbearable.

‘you close baby?’ your head bobbles fast. unable to answer her with words. ‘go on ma’, you can cum’

you thrust into her. the knot bursts. you spazz out following your high. mumbles of ‘thank yous’ fall outa ur mouth.

‘there we go, so pretty’ she coos as you fall onto her chest. your breath heaving and you pant into her. a goofy grin stuck to your cheeks.

‘how was that? still think i don’t like you?’ she says sarcastically, tracing circles into your sticky skin. your shirt and bra still gone.

‘that was fucking amazing ellie.’ you look up at her, staring into her eyes. she places a soft kiss onto your lips. your head falls back into the crook of her neck. you stay like this for a while. content with where you are. it feels safe.

‘what does this make us ellie?’

‘we can talk about it in the morning y/n, get some rest’

a/n: i apologize this is so shit

[gurugirl]

Js sending this message to guru, Ms fireflies, and cupid and I'm copy pasting this 3 times so ye

LISTEN NOBODY SHOULD HAVE MADE ME THIS FUCKING WHITE BUT THERES AN ADVANTAGE

MARKING KINK WITH SUB!H????

LEAVING MARKS ON HIM WITH UR NAILS???BITING HIM AND LEAVING HICKEYS????

oh lord what would kill me is him ALSO LEAVING MARKS ON U

I'd simply die, so I'm offering this to yall 3 for anyone who wants it 😭😭

Oh MY GOD? Thank you! 😍

This just feels like something worthy of being written. Harry's so beefy and, tatted, with those piercing green eyes and deep set dimples - all charming and confident but you get him in bed and he's just 🥺"I'll do anything you ask me to."🥺

He's so down and you take over leaving scratch marks and tiny bruises, trying to test the waters with little nips on his shoulders and his inner thighs... just teasing him until he's all wound up and then it's his turn because you're teasing too much and it's game over for you 🤭

fireflies and cupid probably have their own version in mind but phew 😮‍💨 I could be into reading something like this 🥴

xoxo

edit: untagged the mentions so i'm not annoying 🙈

[tboyfrnkiero]

spooky-demolition-lover -> faggy-euronymous -> tmascfrnkiero -> tboyfrnkiero

my name n pronouns fluctuate A LOT currently its judas he/him + it/its my pronouns.page is @/faggy.tragician (its not letting me link waahhhh) if u want a more exhaustive/general name + pronouns list (also ill probably update that 1st when it changes)

im a femme genderqueer fagdyke n a white northern/western european secular jew w a (kinda??) mixed religious upbringing (my dads christian n my moms jewish) ^-^

tag stuff: i only tw for image/video-based stuff, n i format it like "___ warning" (ex: flashing warning) (i have shit memory so unless theres an image/video there to remind me that "hey theres smth triggering here" i wont remember it, sorry). my yapping tag is #the bat speaks. if you have the money, check out my #palestine fundraiser tag or #sudan fundraiser tag and donate some money to some1 there! vampire tag: #🦇, music tag: #📼, cannibalism/body parts/skeletons/stuff in that vein (pun intended :3) tag: #🫀 (ed im sorry for stealing these), art tag: #🎨, vent tag (will include vent posts both by me n other ppl): #🥀

i have 1 other blog: @tboyfrnkiero-music-listening (blog where ill post what im listening to when i feel like it)

this blog is for wtv i want it to be abt. also plz send asks i <3 asks!!

if u wanna cancel some random mentally ill queer teenager here u go ^-^ (sry this is so long it turns out im a very opinionated faggot):

🖤 transandrophobia is real n important to talk abt (n so is transmisogyny, exorsexism, intersexism, n transmultiphobia)

🖤 all mentally ill ppl deserve help if we want it. yes this includes the "scary" ones. ppl w pds, addicts, psychotic ppl. this includes psycho/sociopaths. ALL mentally ill ppl. n if a mentally ill person doesnt want help we still deserve basic respect

🖤 all radfems should fuck off n die. even the trans "inclusive" (lmao) ones

🖤 mainstream feminism sucks n doesnt pay attention to poc, trans ppl, intersex ppl, n disabled ppl enough. yall gotta stop focusing on white perisex cis abled women

🖤 live and let live, cringe culture fucking sucks

🖤 "leftists" being like "mental health matters!" but not being able to handle ppl w anything except for seasonal depression, mild anxiety, or "quirky"/"silly" autism/adhd is a genuine problem

🖤 having homicide fantasies doesnt make u a bad person. even if theyre not intrusive thoughts n u wanna have them

🖤 no kink/fetish is morally bad (none of them. not even that rly fucked up 1 u js thought of). no kink/fetish "belongs" to a group of ppl. making ur own ver of a kink/fetish isnt "copying"

🖤 "contradicting" labels r amazing n very fun to have (ex: afab transfem, amab transmasc, lesboy, gaygirl, lesgay)

🖤 it/its arent inherently dehumanizing n refusing to call some1 who uses it/its it is transphobic

🖤 neopronouns n xenogenders r amazing n very fun to have

🖤 fakeclaimers should die

🖤 liking a piece of media doesnt mean you agree w the creator(s) abt everything

🖤 a (cis) man liking feminine things doesnt mean theyre a (trans) woman n a (cis) woman liking masculine things doesnt mean theyre a (trans) man. thats js gender stereotypes w trans colors painted onto it

🖤 intersex ppl talking abt their issues arent transphobic or terfs oh my fucking god

🖤 proship but the actual meaning n not what antis think it means. i dont believe ppl should b harassed for ships (esp considering a lot of comshippers r traumatized teens. they need mental help not online harassment campaigns)

🖤 free palestine 🇵🇸 free sudan 🇸🇩 free congo 🇨🇩 free haiti 🇭🇹

🖤 antisemitism sucks n theres unfortunately a lot of it in the white goyische pro-palestine movement (im not saying the movement is inherently antisemitic, its not, js that a lot of white goyische ppl in the movement R antisemitic (which i personally believe can be fixed!))

🖤 callout culture is 👎

🖤 purity culture is 👎

🖤 if u saw some1 shoplift no u didnt (unless theyre a cop)

🖤 every1 belongs at pride (except for cops)

i have an airbuds the @ is @batraybat the display name is 🦇 ray 🦇 n the pfp is the pic of gee under here add me on there if u wanna stalk my music listening my spotify has the same pfp n the name is also 🦇 ray 🦇 also heres my discord talk to me plz

bands/artists i have a spotify playlist dedicated to: leathermøuth, pencey prep

goodbye heres the picture of gerard way :3

[freedomfireflies]

Js sending this message to guru, Ms fireflies, and cupid and I'm copy pasting this 3 times so ye

LISTEN NOBODY SHOULD HAVE MADE ME THIS FUCKING WHITE BUT THERES AN ADVANTAGE

MARKING KINK WITH SUB!H????

LEAVING MARKS ON HIM WITH UR NAILS???BITING HIM AND LEAVING HICKEYS????

oh lord what would kill me is him ALSO LEAVING MARKS ON U

I'd simply die, so I'm offering this to yall 3 for anyone who wants it 😭😭

Listen 🫡 I saw Cupid's response and I have nothing to add, that was BEAUTIFUL!!!

I can aaaaabsolutely see this, like there's something about knowing he wants it, you know?? Like he wants to wear your marks, wants to remember the way it felt to be inside of you or to hold you!! And then his big eyes just travel over the naked skin of your chest and he whispers, "...can I?" and you just nod your head and grab a fistful of his curls and guide his mouth to your throat and let him mark you up any way he wants!!!

I also def think he's the type to look at the marks you left while he's fucking his fist and just throw his head back and groan!! OR OR he presses on them hehe the pain kink comes alive and he presses the dark spot where your teeth once were and the pain makes his cock twitch and the memory makes his stomach flip and he finishes all over his hand!!

[tyunniez]

omwemgee. HI JINI !! not sure if you remember me but its ✉️ anon ! I super duper gooly apologize that i haven't sent you a message for like i dont know how long ?? it really has been that long that i dont even know how long it has been 😿 .. but that aside, how r you?!! I hope your feeling great these days ! If your not, cheer up ς(>‿<.) ! i hope you keep yourself safe and that you should always know that whenever you're feeling down, you'll have me and others as your support ! and random, i recommended u to listen to cheers to youth by seventeen ! its rlly calming butt has a deep meaning to it too ! i feel like thats all ive gotta say .. but dw !! I'll definitely send you more messages in thr future if i can !

– ✉️ anon

HAII MAIL ANONNIEE!! pls dont apologize lol i myself haven't even been that active here and i understand that we're both probably busy hihhih. am doing swelll, school's been on my ass and im js holdin on!!! thx for the support and love you're always providin me am eternally grateful for it <333 im not sure if yall know this but im actually a huge kpop stan and im a newbie carat!! my bias is DK ;)) listenin to the song rn and i love how like nostalgic it sounds, you get me?? don't force yourself to send me messages mail anonnie!! take ur time okayy.. take care and sendin hugs your way!!! <3333

[heavyhitterheaux]

PART 2!!!

“I’M FINE! WE FORGOT URBAN! HOW DID WE FORGET OUR FIRST BORN?! I- OMG not my bby Urb 😭 NOW YALL! ! c’mon!!

“Did you…….? DID YOU TWO SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME HERE? WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION?” I KNOW! HOW COULD THEY!….I would never 👀

“What the hell?!?! Did you forget that I live with you two? AND I HAVE YOUR FOOD?!” I gotta queen size bed for a reason 😏I love wing stop to…I’m think maybe after we could…..👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 🛌🧎🏽‍♀️🙇🏼👉👌🏽

“I CANNOT FUCKING STAND YOU TWO! YOU ALREADY PUT NOT ONE, BUT THREE IN HER! DON’T YOU THINK YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH!? STOP TOUCHING HER!” This is funny asf I’m sorry 😭💀Urb is sooooo don’t wit they bullshit!

“We should just leave him there.” Now why would u even say such a thing?! 😑

“WHAT?! HE CAN CALL CURSE! AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD KIDNAP URBAN?!” UH ME! Leave his ass there & he Comin home wit me 🤷🏽‍♀️ although it ain’t kidnapping if I get him to come willingly..if ya know what I mean 🙇🏽‍♀️

“You have other holes.” I- you- OUTAA POCKET JACKMAN 😭

druski2funny: jackharlow it would only be right if you threw some ranch on there I- 💀💀💀 IM FUCKIN CRYIN!!

jackharlow: druski2funny look, I already have her screaming as it is. adding ranch to it, I would never come up for air and would probably send her into another dimension. BABY! I WANNA TRY THIS! OF COURSE U DO YA FREAKY FUCK!!

y/ninsta: jackharlow you are NOT putting fucking ranch anywhere near my pussy so you can fucking FORGET IT. what the actual FUCK is your problem? STOP LISTENING TO DRUSKI Nah but Fr, like ewww AINT nobody want they coochie smellin like u need carrots to eat it 🤨

jackharlow: y/ninsta over my dead fucking body. he's living with me and you'll be paying me child support.You wanted to leave him…

AHHHHH REE I LOVED THIS SOOO FUCKING MUCH!!🤭 I needed it especially after js reading @harlowsbby fic 😭 (which i loved, it js had my blood pressure high asf) ANYWAYZZZZ THIS WAS AMAZING 🫶🏽

AHHHHH thank you so much boo and yes they most definitely left their first born in the parking lot at 1 am without adult supervision and Jack know better than to ask to put ranch on her. Your carrot Comment had me on the fucking FLOOR 😭😭

And yesss Nadia better fix it!

[powerpolyculeshowdown]

theres around 3h left!!! still time to recruit ur friends to help! never too late to sweep!

unfortunately i will be unavailable most of the day today so i think i wont be able to share more round 1 part 1 propaganda before the round ends.

ill propably post it after if i get any just because i love yalls ramblings and more ppl should send me asks rambling about their beloved js

Part 2 is scheduled to post from 1:00 to 1:10pm unless tumblr fucks up somehow so look forward to that!! masterpost will be updated w the winners of part 1 and links for part 2 when im available, so keep an eye on the polls in the tag #powerpolyculeshowdown instead!

[sillyhahasilly]

when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers :3

OMG HI ADORA!! I hope you are well. thank you :)))

tbh I js shuffled my fav songs 2024 playlist for this

everyone should listen to this album it's the most calming melancholy shit ever

sounds like kittens to me. yall have prob heard this on tik tok. I hold my cats and cry listening to this.

tik tok sound too ig. this entire instrumental album is fucking amazing. I want the cd so bad. I hope dying sounds like this

got it from yellowjackets 💔 tracy bonham has some bangers. if u like riot girl you'll like this song prob.

one of my fav songs ever ever. it's so good. to me it's abt lesbians but ik it isn't actually.

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[otgwbgyu]

this palestine shit makes me so pissed off. all these privileged ppl brushing it aside and acting as if it doesn’t exist like fuck yall. if it was ur country getting destroyed and ur people dying from genocide you’d be desperate for help. you’d be going to extreme lengths for help. yet u lack the small amount of empathy required to give a fuck abt others

i can’t repost stuff on tiktok or send any messages supporting palestine bc my mom could easily find out abt both and i don’t even know what she’d do to/with me. twitter’s a difficult situation bc im on edtwt and other “problematic” subtwt, and bungee and potentially my mom has had access to said user so one peep and im done for. i still able to like and rt to at least boost posts’ algorithm, but that’s abt all i can do. i’m boycotting, doing my daily click, and liking and sharing/rt posts abt the genocide yet i still feel like im not doing enough. and these fat fucks go around munching on mcdonald’s like pigs and watching disney like children.

it’s so baffling how zionists have turned this into an issue regarding antisemitism when it never has been for the past century. they’re just pulling that card to victimize themselves and turn it all on the palestinians. like yeah. all palestinians hate jews. oh! and gay ppl! (???) it just baffles me that ppl look at what israel is doing and find it justifiable when they’ve broken multiple warfare laws i’m p sure. didn’t they stop white sulfur or something like that on palestine or lebanon?? i js cant believe ppl see israel slaughtering an entire country and say “it’s okay bc they hate jews” …. yeah, sure, whatever u say

israel claims they’re under attack when their “country” (heavy on the quotations) seems like a paradise compared to palestine. like gaza is in flames and knocked to rubble while israel sustains skyscrapers and city life without any disruption but ofc it’s israel that’s being attacked!! of course!!

look, i don’t hate jews. but i hate israel. not bc its a jewish “country”, but bc its a wannabe country that kills loads of innocent ppl every single day. a large portion of which r children. and those who aren’t killed are subjected to inhumane conditions and the constant fear of death lingering over their shoulders bc an air strike could hit at any minute. at that point, death sounds like a sweet release. and that should never be something an entire population has to go through

real jews and ppl with actual hearts know this very well and will strive to support palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤️❤️

[greenisms]

On the last half hour of my last shift of p/t job. Yall should send me asks telling me about your day js

[v-anrouge]

yall should like send me an ask and id say if id trust u in the kitchen or not js

[starsonmarsy]

the laptop i want is on sale is anyone trying to c4shapp me $1000

[nanasarea]

Zhong Chenle as your idol bf

Genre: fluff

Pairing: chenle x idol!reader

Prompt: zhong chenle, that’s it, that’s the post

Request: hiiii, can i request a chenle x idol! reader? love you btw 🥺💚

Word count: 1293

a/n: chenle coming for my bias list this comeback ffs

Haechan /  Yuta / Mark / Jeno / Jaemin /  Renjun / Jisung / Jaehyun

you were both mcs

and since jisung knew he had a crush on you

he teased him

right after chenle calmed down

chenle got the news 

and the entire building lost it’s hearing that day

jeno and jaemin ran into the room,

“Who’s getting murdered?”

“My ears.” - Jisung

“My heart”- Chenle

he asks Mark for advice

and Mark ends up panicking

so while Mark is panicking and yelling “I’m not the man for this job”

Chenle just backs away 

and goes to Johnny

but Mark then calms down and they both give him advice

one of them tells him to be respectful and not be pushy

the other tells him 12 pick up lines he can use on you

and then they fight

Chenle’s just in the middle of it

poor baby is so confused

so he does both

when he first meets you, he’s all shy and respectful

but 5 minutes in, he’s telling you pick up lines

“There are 21 letters in the alphabet.” 

you just stare at him confused

“Um, I’m pretty sure it’s 26.”

“Oh, I keep forgetting U R A Q T”

silence 

“Chenle, you’re 20, you should know the alphabet by now”

and when I tell you he fell

he FELL

in that moment, 

he had already arranged your wedding

names your first child

bought your house and baby proofed it

asked jisung to be his best man

you end up joking around like that a lot

he tells you a pickup line

you say something dumb in response 

you both laugh

and he falls deeper in love

i mean, he gets fond of you

after every show, 

one of the members teases him

and he’s a little shit 

so he’s just like “I know”

he’s quite straightforward

so he ends up asking you out way before the others ask their s/o

and the others are like 

“this child, istg”

“i got more game, sue me”

and with that, jeno starts swinging

renjun is pulling up his sleeves

jaemin’s hands are fists

haechan is giving him a glare from the phone due to 127 promotions

jisung’s just chillin, eating his baguette 

watching it all go down

“Chenle, if you die, can I have your hats?” -Jisung

you matched when you were mcs

so one day, you decided on taking a selfie in one of the outfits

and he ends up kissing your cheek

so sm’s just like

“release the photo, confirm it yourself”

staff: but sir, th-

sm: it’s chenle, he can buy us all, we must obey him

i mean they’re right

you’re still mcs after you announce it

so the show ends up giving you a more cheesy script

and he gets shy

and you get to tease him 

“who’s your fave group?”

“*your group* and 127″

screams your parts randomly

if you’re a rapper

be prepared for him to steal your job

bc he will rap every word you do

and he convinces sm to get you a collab

staff: we do-

sm: do as chenle says

and so the chenle x y/n collab happens

i’m not saying he sings/raps your parts more than his own

but that’s exactly what I’m saying

ends up buying you matching gucci sweaters

no occasion, he just spoils you

with so many gifts

“chenle no”

“chenle yes, chenle spend money on his baby”

your album needs restock after only 3 minutes of it being out?

blame chenle, he has a whole room filled with merch

like a whole room

just for your merch

he a rich boy, he can afford it

comes to your practice

and insists on treating you all to dinner after

and so your members love him now more than they did before

obviously

they know he’s more than just his money

but everyone loves free food

whenever a new chenji episode is filming

he calls you 

“do you prefer heart or star stickers?”

so you know he’s making whatever they’re doing that ep for you

and if it’s food related, 

he makes one to go 

and brings it to you right after shooting

his face lights up whenever he sees that you’re seated next to each other at shows

cheers a shit ton when you win an award

congratulates you after like 40 times

you meet his members and now they tease you 

and chenle

“ah, young love” -renjun

“you’re one year older than me, hyung.”

“yes, but you are a child.”

but he’s such a gentleman

Johnny and Jaehyun just end up looking at you

“they look like they walked out of a drama”

“indeed.”

he cooks for you

like a lot

and he looks so hot doing it

don’t tell him that 

or else he’ll turn as red as the tomatoes he’s cutting 

you pick up some chinese (if you don’t already know)

and then renjun has to either correct it

or scold you

how were you suppose to know chenle’s teaching you swear words?

anyway, yknow when chenji went to Shanghai 

he ends up taking you

but like for a bit longer

you had no schedule and he was like

WE GOIN

and so you meet his family

and his nephew

who is now almost always either in your arms or chenle’s

i’m not saying he now wants one

but now he wants one

“y/n, we could have one”

“excuse you?”

his mom scolds him slightly

“you’re an idol, you’re so young,....” -his mom

“well I don’t want one yet! I’m baby!”

he then takes you to the amusement park

and when you go on all the rides

he’s so excited

he holds your hand when he can

if you’re scared

he’ll do his best to calm you down

and some nctzens see this

congrats, you’re trending online now

you go shopping and you end up buying way too much stuff

he just throws stuff in the cart

“get something for your members”

“this one member likes grape and apple flavor, which should i get?”

takes both and puts them in the cart

you’re just standing there like

boi

but it’s okay, he insists

speaking of shopping, 

you get something for this family for welcoming you so well

and his mother is now officially planning your wedding

she ends up telling you to call her your mother-in-law

she’s so sweet to you

his whole family is 

and you now get where he got it from

idk his mom just seems really sweet 

i feel like she’s just such a nice person ??

idk how to explain but yeah

yall remember one night sleepover trip where he was dancing?

his grandma ends up dancing with him 

and you go heart eyes

“show how well I taught you to dance!”

so you’re practically already married in the eyes of his family

you get back and your members are like

“how’s it feel to be trending for breathing for a week straight?”

you have to do aegyo on a show

and his camera roll is now filled with that video

he makes you do it 

he sends you a text like he did to mark

“you’re so cute it makes me sick”

you clown each other over your teaser images

even tho you’re both dying from cuteness

speaking of teasers

chenle is the spoiler king

he not only spoils his own stuff

but now he even spoils your stuff

cue jisung being a third wheel

“I’d rather be in jaemin’s affectionate embrace than look at you two” -js

“you called?!” -jm

“No! i didn’t mean it! I take me back!” -js

“buh bye!” - you and chenle being petty

in conclusion, chenle is a rich man, but not because of his money, but because he has your heart, which to him, means everything

might have cried in the middle of this....ngl....

Tag list (req): @soleilchannie​

[mayapenelopeclutterbucket]

Y’all are being so annoying abt Melendez, making a sappy post like its the end of the world? Grow UP, move on and go watch another show, acting all like someone real and important died. Its not the end of the world, suck it up like the rest of us and move on.

I’ve gotten my first anon hate ask, I HAVE MADE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES YALL 😪🙏🏼🙏🏼

I’m sorry but was this supposed to offend me or hurt my feelings

The fact that my posts offended you so much that you felt the need to send this, anonymously no less (that’s called being a coward js) just baffles me. And you talk about me needing to grow up??

here’s a wild idea if you don’t like my posts just ignore them or unfollow me or block the tag like I hate to tell you this dude but you’re gonna see shit you don’t like or that annoys you on this site and in this world and you’re just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it

The specific “sappy” post you’re talking about wasn’t just about a character dying fyi, in fact that was at the bottom of reasons for me making that post. It was mourning the loss of what made me bond with these amazing fans and shippers, and followers, MY FRIENDS and thanking them for coming into my life and appreciating them and showing them all love they deserve for being here with me on this journey and ride of this fandom.

Yes it was also about the loss of a character I dearly loved and a ship that didn’t get its chance to really shine and have a happy ending, yes it was also about bad writing and terrible choices the writers made because the screwed over the characters, the actors and the fans but I don’t see how what i feel and how I choose to express it is any of your business and who gives you the right or anybody else to tell someone how they should feel?

It’s not my fault this show, these characters, my ship didn’t touch your heart the way it did mine. I made some amazing memories and met some amazing people and had so much FUN so yeah I’m devastated that it all went away just like that.

So yes I’m gonna mourn like someone actually died. Yes I’m gonna be as sappy as much as I fucking want. I’m gonna do me and I’d LOVE to see you try and stop me.

If I could add another video in here I would but instead I will leave you the link to this gem and ask yourself if sending that ask was really that important and please tell me what exactly you gained from it

[purplexflamingo]

yall should totally send me asks for Heather js