#yall rly get to watch me personally go insane
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beansprean Ā· 10 days ago
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THEY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE, HM???
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT
WELL YOU CAN'T HIDE CLUE EASTER EGGS FROM ME, @fxnetworks!!!!!
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Wwdits putting these up on their insta like they don't mean anything. Like Clue (1985) doesn't also have a gay guy and a blonde woman in a maids uniform. Next they're going to have a 'former soldier' post about Nandor (col mustard), a post with a still from Laszlo acting as a therapist (Prof plum), some kind of wife themed or red themed post about Nadja (Mrs white or miss scarlet), and something something Colin wears beige and never shuts up (Mrs peacock).
I'M WATCHING YOU SHADOWSFX YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME
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cowboymirio Ā· 4 years ago
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They Want To Get A Pet - Headcanons
Summary: Your S/O wants a pet and adorable antics ensue~Ā 
Characters: Hizashi Yamada, Taishiro Toyomitsu, Aizawa Shouta, Eijiro Kirishima, Tenya Iida, Hanta Sero, Takami Keigo
Contains: Gender neutral reader, lotsa fluff, Reader has arachnophobia in Seroā€™s part! Crackheadery in Aizawaā€™s part
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Hizashi Yamada - Cockatoo
šŸ“£ You guys totally didnā€™t plan on getting a cockatoo, or any pet for that matter. Yā€™all just moved into your new place for christā€™s sake!Ā 
šŸ“£ But after a visit to a lil exotic pet store downtown, your plans changed. And now youā€™re stuck with a bird with the intelligence of a toddler
šŸ“£ According to Yama, the bird just ā€˜called to himā€™ and by that, he means the bird literally screamed at him
šŸ“£ Theyā€™ve got the most bougie cage ever like MTV cribs hit them up.Ā 
šŸ“£But he doesnā€™t spend too much time in there as you guys let him roam around the house all day until itā€™s time for bed or if you leave for a while
šŸ“£ If theyā€™re not attached to Yamaā€™s shoulder, you often find them waddling around the house, picking things up off of the floor and throwing them, and squawking at you when they want attention
šŸ“£ Sounds like someone else you know huhā€¦
šŸ“£ Yama and the bird dance together so much omg. They do the lil head bobs together, heā€™ll blast some music for them and they go to town he even chirps along to the lyrics omg-
šŸ“£ He doesnā€™t even have to teach them words, they just pick them up on their ownā€¦ and then never stop saying themā€¦ everĀ 
šŸ“£ ā€˜YEAHHHHHā€™ then from the other side of your home you hear another ā€˜YEAAHHHHHā€™
šŸ“£ Make it stop
šŸ“£ You taught them cuss words for the shits and giggles though
šŸ“£ Yama finds it funny too though because heā€™s got that 8-year-old sense of humorā€¦ you all do to be honestĀ 
šŸ“£ But when the bird chooses to sit on your shoulder you bet your ass Yamadaā€™s gonna fawn over the two of you for the next hour :ā€™)Ā 
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Taishiro Toyomitsu - Pyrenean Mastiff
šŸ¢ Really wants a petĀ 
šŸ¢ But also really scared of crushing them soā€¦
šŸ¢ You guys settle for a big ā€˜ol Pyrenean mastiff!
šŸ¢ And when I say theyā€™re big they are big likeā€¦ I mean knock you over if youā€™re not careful big
šŸ¢ Theyā€™re literally perfect for each other
šŸ¢ Theyā€™re both massive units, insanely adorable, and they for sure share the same appetite
šŸ¢ Speaking of food, he makes sure heā€™s feeding them the best of the best foods even if that means yā€™all are making it yourselves
šŸ¢ Not as afraid to roughhouse with them as he thought heā€™d be
šŸ¢ Lots of fetching, frisbee throwing, ā€˜wrestlingā€™ even?? Theyā€™re so rowdy and for what? My heart, thatā€™s what <3Ā 
šŸ¢ The dog definitely sleeps on top of him I donā€™t make the rules
šŸ¢ Mf just hops on up, curls up and theyā€™re ready to go like--- Is that- is that not yā€™know,,, HEAVY??Ā 
šŸ¢ I mean,,, you sleep on top of him too so I honestly donā€™t think Tai cares too much
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Aizawa Shota - Cat
šŸ’¤ You guys already knowā€¦
šŸ’¤ If he were to get any kind of pet itā€™d be a cat.
šŸ’¤ Theyā€™re chill, independent, and sometimes want attention. Just how he likes it.
šŸ’¤ Wellā€¦ thatā€™s how he thought that things should be but-
šŸ’¤ BOY was he wrong
šŸ’¤ After living together for quite a while, stalking animal shelter websites for the perfect cat, and finding the right one, you bring them home!
šŸ’¤ When you met them at the shelter, they were a sweet lil baby with an aloof attitude that you both fell in love with
šŸ’¤ But when you brought them homeā€¦ They became an absolute crackhead.
šŸ’¤ Forget having ANYTHING on the tables or countertops. Itā€™s on the floor now thanks to them. Fuck your water glass, fuck those papers you were helping Aizawa grade, theyā€™re gone! Shredded! Positively destroyed :)
šŸ’¤ Forget having free hands, theyā€™re literally attached to his side and wonā€™t stop rubbing against his hands while heā€™s grading papers and such
šŸ’¤ If youā€™re not watching his little dude/ette will try and eat food WHILE YOUā€™RE COOKING oh my fuckingf god
šŸ’¤ Heaven forbid this dude tries to leave the room. Theyā€™ll ā€˜cryā€™ until he comes back.
šŸ’¤ ā€˜Go to your other parent, theyā€™ll give you attention.ā€™ ā€˜mEEEOWWWā€™ ā€˜Oh my god fine come here.ā€™
šŸ’¤ Honestly though he really appreciates when theyā€™re down to sleep. Their purrs and their cuddles are very appreciated
šŸ’¤ And literally just imagine seeing them curled up on his chest while they sleep on the couch ;; im so somft
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Eijiro Kirishima - Bearded Dragon
šŸ® This man wants to get THE manliest pet of all,,, a bearded dragon
šŸ® He probably saw one on a movie or something and immediately came to you like
šŸ® ā€˜Okay but we neeeeed one just look at their lil beards!! And their tongues!!!ā€™
šŸ® You tell him to put it off for a bit, do some research, and see if he still wants one later
šŸ® Homeboy is DEDICATED so he puts in the time and ofc he still wants one after the fact
šŸ® After a good amount of time, he comes back with a books worth of reasons as to why you guys should get one and youā€™re honestly shocked
šŸ® You just canā€™t say no to those eyes </33 so you oblige and go out and get one from an owner whoā€™s surrendering it (Because we donā€™t support chain pet stores in this household)
šŸ® You guys canā€™t pick a name for them so for the longest time theyā€™re just called ā€˜the lizardā€™ or ā€˜little fellaā€™ or whatever else you guys come up with
šŸ® Anyways- heā€™s infatuated with them itā€™s so funny. He spends all of his freetime watching them get used to their new habitat like,,,, all of it. Itā€™s 1am and heā€™s just watching it hang out and youā€™re like ā€˜Kiri if you love it so much then why donā€™t you sleep with itā€™ (not in that way ya nasty)
šŸ® HE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY
šŸ® Next thing you know he hops out of bed, brings them back and puts them between your pillows.
šŸ® Lil homieā€™s just vibin there.
šŸ® Youā€™re done tbh but if Kiriā€™s happy then youā€™re happy <33
šŸ® Absolutely lets it sit on his shoulders when heā€™s walking around the house
šŸ® He has a leash for them and he takes them out during the warmer months
šŸ® Dedicates a good portion of his day to clean out their habitat when need be
šŸ® Their relationship is just so cute you canā€™t help but melt every time you see them together
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Tenya Iida - Tropical Fish
šŸŒŸ After a particularly rough finals season, you figure that Iida needs to have some sort of hobby that can help him chill out, but also has some sort of brainwork in there because thatā€™s your boyfriend for ya
šŸŒŸ You suggest getting some fish!
šŸŒŸ He rly said ā€˜Iā€™ll think about itā€™ then proceeded to do a shit ton of research on it because he literally does that every time you express interest in something. King behavior!!
šŸŒŸ You guys settle on getting a few tropical fish and a super nice fish tank for ā€˜em
šŸŒŸ He lets you name all of them and of course you have to name one ā€˜Iida juniorā€™ like how could you not-
šŸŒŸ But seriously though he finds it so endearing and sweet ;;
šŸŒŸ You canā€™t tell me he doesnā€™t buy all of the nicest shit he can for their tank too.
šŸŒŸ Fresh aquatic plants, huge rocks for them to swim through, a nice ass heater, the WORKS
šŸŒŸ Heā€™s gotta treat yallā€™s babies right like what did you expect
ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ Constantly checking their water to see if itā€™s alright for them
šŸŒŸ Heā€™s usually the one to feed them so whenever he comes up to the tank, they all crowd up by the top like doggies when their owner comes home omg
šŸŒŸ He finds the noises from the tank to be really good background noise when heā€™s reading or studying
šŸŒŸ Iidaā€™s honestly glad that you suggested to get fish ā€˜cause taking care of them is such a relaxing hobby and lord knows he needs some of those
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Hanta Sero - Rose Haired Tarantula
šŸ§µ So he wants a Rose Hair Tarantula...
šŸ§µ ā€˜Absolutely notā€™ - You, 2021 (sorry if you actually like spiders lol, if a singular person wants hcs where yā€™all both like spiders please @ me)
šŸ§µ Lots and lots of begging and promises
šŸ§µ ā€˜You wonā€™t even have to clean the cage, Iā€™ll do it!!ā€™ ā€˜We can keep them in the spare roomā€™ ā€˜cā€™mooon pretty please???ā€™
šŸ§µ He had to bust out the puppy eyes for you to say yes
šŸ§µ And with that, youā€™re now the proud parents of a demonĀ rose hair tarantula!
šŸ§µ ā€˜We can keep them in the spare roomā€™ your ass. He lets it climb all over him while heā€™s walking around the house!!
šŸ§µ Not you actively avoiding him when you see them coming down towards you
šŸ§µ ā€˜But I wanna kiss!!ā€™ ā€˜Kiss your tarantula smhā€™
šŸ§µ After he realizes heā€™s not gonna get any with his lil buddy (yes,Ā thatā€™s what he calls them) he tries his best to help you familiarize with em
šŸ§µ Iā€™m sorry but heā€™s trying so hard not to laugh as you freak out when they crawl up your arm
šŸ§µ He takes things more seriously after that though. Heā€™ll give you lil words of encouragement, back pats and such
šŸ§µ Heā€™s so happy that you becomeā€¦ tolerable after a while of you guys just hanginā€™ out that you canā€™t help but feel proud too.
šŸ§µ You still canā€™t stand spiders though. Ā 
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Keigo Tamaki - Bunnies
šŸ¤ Just like Aizawa, he wants something thatā€™s quiet and can be independent since his schedule is a bit busy but he still wants to have a lil buddy to love on
šŸ¤ Youā€™re actually the one to bring up the idea to get a bunny, itā€™s part of a long list of ideas you had come up with, but for whatever reason, the bunny idea just stuck with him
šŸ¤ You two hop (im a comedic genius hi <33) on over to the nearest rescue you can find, and browse through the enclosures looking for the perfect bunny for you guysĀ 
šŸ¤ Ok so like- hereā€™s the thing,,,
šŸ¤ You totally didnā€™t plan on getting two bunniesā€¦ But you guys found a pair that were literally inseparable and yā€™all had to have them
šŸ¤ Heā€™s already calling them ā€˜Our childrenā€™ straight off the bat like- yā€™all JUST got home and heā€™s already giving you baby fever UGH
šŸ¤ He bunny-proofs the FUCK out of the house so they can roam freely ā€˜cause he didnā€™t just get these babies to stick them in a cage smh
šŸ¤ Will lay on the floor and just watch them romp around cus he finds it relaxing and funnyĀ 
šŸ¤ Also please get on the floor and watch them with him. Prime cuddling hours
šŸ¤ They burrow under his wingsā€¦ I repeat- THEY BURROW UNDER HIS WINGS
šŸ¤ They WILL flop together donā€™t @ meĀ 
šŸ¤ They (and by they I mean all three of them)Ā  flop on you when they want attention can I jst--- *cries*
šŸ¤ Have fun trying to get up, this is your life now.Ā 
šŸ¤ But are you really complaining? You shouldnā€™t be smhĀ 
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i8jisoo Ā· 4 years ago
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š’š“š‘š€š˜ šŠšˆšƒš’ ā‡‰Ā skz with pregnant!readerĀ 
hyunjin x reader | part four of dad!skz
ā†¬ genre; fluff
ā†¬ warnings; pregnancy, lots of cursing (i have a streak), birth, n kkami bein a meanie
ā†¬ notes; ok this might be my fav in the series | 1.5k wc
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u and hyunjin actually were broken up when u found out about the pregnancy
u waited (stalled fuck off) until five months since u really didnt know what to do with the news
u kinda feel like ur insane, playing your ex-boyfriends music constantly and watching interviews of him but it kept u company and gave u a reminder that u still needed to tell him
u got this rly cute popped out bump, just rly kinda like those movies but u know its gonna get bigger and grow to have stretch marks
one day ur just sitting on the sofa of your apartment n the next thing u know ur door is being opened and hyunjin is barging in
ofc ur in a sports bras and a pair of basketball shorts cause they r comfortable and shirts r overrated
ur there with set out marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate, as well as peppermint sticks on the side just eating them together
ur in the middle of eating a smore u had put together
u swallow ur smore slowly, sucking on ur fingertips n just staring at him
ā€œoh my fucking god- and itā€™s true?ā€Ā 
ur honestly so confused until u remember u dont have on a shirt n ur bump is showing
ur standing up in a millisecond, hyunjin getting more upset by the second just looking at u
ā€œwhyā€” how? how could you just not tell me?ā€
baby boy has those angry tears and the strained voice hes just so upset and the guilt is setting in for u
ā€œiā€™m five and a half months.ā€Ā 
fuck hormones cause next thing u know ur crying and u cant do anything to make it stop
u guys really canā€™t be mad at each-other, ur relationship was filled with nothing but kindness and it ended only because u two felt it was going no where
ofc u two argued about it and in the end hyunjin was the one who walked out
ā€œwe can try again. you can move back in right? we can stay together and put back the pieces.ā€
u agreed n by the next morning he was there to help u pack ur things up n take them back to his place
he ends up seeing the box of baby stuff, with unopened bottle packages and sonograms, as well as a disc that was labelled as your 3D ultrasound
u find him just sitting there, staring at the black and white sonogram with tears freely falling down his cheeks
he doesn't even notice u next to him until ur thumb swipes the tear away from his cheek
u two just smile at each-other, his arm wrapping around u n pulling u in to his side
ā€œthatā€™s our baby?ā€ he asks, not removing his eyes from the little white blob that barely was the size of a jaw breaker n u just whispered, ā€œyea, it is.ā€
ur relationship doesnā€™t exactly get back into what it was at first,,
ur both nervous and cautious around each other
at first he insists he can just sleep on the couch so u can take his bed but u insist u both can sleep together
hyunjin doesnā€™t mean to but he somehow always winds up with his arm around u n ur bump every morning
he will talk to the bump n tell them how they r gonna have the best mommy n daddy šŸ„ŗ
ā€œdid u know ur mommy is one of my favorite people to be with? i know ur gonna hear the story one day of how we became parents but i have always loved her, even when we werenā€™t together i loved your mommy. i hope one day you will love someone as much as i love your mommy, i hope you get your mommyā€™s personality bub.ā€
ur fake sleeping wbk but u dont move so u can let him talk
around eight months u two are way more comfortable n are getting closer
he lets u borrow his clothes because u used to do that even when u werenā€™t pregnant and he figured they were more comfortable & better looking than ur maternity outfits šŸ˜£
he rly goes the whole nine yards, buying anything u can think of for the baby n heā€™ll sometimes wake u up from ur sleep (if heā€™s rly excited) just so he can show u what he bought
hyunjin is in love with u and kkami cuddling together
also when ur due date got closer u both def went out for walks with kkami or played in the dog park with kkami
(u couldnā€™t really be as active as hyunjin but it was fine with u just watching)
something within hyunjin changes n he just gets so shy n flustered around u ^.^
heā€™s crushing so hard on u and u can guess he is but then again u two were just living together for the pregnancy
itā€™s probably three in the morning n hyunjin had just came home
ofc u were crying
a rly cute dog ad was playing with a baby in it as well :(
u explain n hiccup while doing so
hes so s o f t at this moment
he presses a soft kiss to ur lips n ur like wow thats umā€”
he doesnā€™t even care how shocked u r this man goes back in for more kisses
ā€œi want you, i wanna be a real family. i wanna one day marry you, have more babies or get other dogs, thatā€™s all iā€™ve ever wanted since the day we met.ā€
enywayz u two r dating,, a g a i n
spooning half of the time during ur last few weeks of pregnancy, but the boys come over frequently n for some reason jeongin is always bringing presents?? its cute but u guys RLY didnā€™t need anymore toys for the baby
u guys r just cuddling n heā€™s got one hand on ur bump before ur like
ā€œow,, fuck that hurt.ā€
ā€œhey donā€™t swear around the baby!ā€
u just suppose itā€™s a hard kick since the baby had been active a lot recently n the pains had been occurring often
kkami is very cuddly today n heā€™s giving u kisses
hyunjin lowkey jealous cause kkami doesnā€™t ever give him kisses like thatĀ  āøœ( āŒ“Ģˆ )āø
yall ever seen the thing where dogs know pregnant people the best n they can like SENSE something goin on??
well kkami was on itĀ 
baby kkami is sniffing u n just restless in ur lap n its a lil weird cause kkami is ALWAYS sleeping or sitting still cause kkami has turned as lazy as u n hyunjin
u have this feeling but instead u just tell hyunjin u gotta pee :P
newsflash: u didnt n as soon as u got up, boom, theres ur water breaking and running down ur leg
ā€œit feels gross.ā€
ur literally whining about ur pants while a baby is coming out of ur ... hooha šŸ˜³ n hyunjin is freaking out
heā€™s rushing around the rooms n making sure everything is in the bag and nothing gets left behind
last thing on his mind is changing ur clothes
though he does, putting u in his baggy sweatshirt and a pair of his shorts
hes freaking out lets be honest the thought of u giving birth is fuckin scary
hyunjin is so out of it and spaced out while ur cool n talking normally with pauses everytime theres a contraction
ā€œaish, why are you so worried? iā€™m the one that should be worried!!ā€
ur not cool after an u hit the four hours in labor mark
u do not want to be t o u c h e d
touching u is off limits ur so sweaty n ur body feels like its crumbling u cannot deal with someone holding ur hand or holding u
hyunjin just sits there
hes kinda in a different realm while he stares at the clock on the wall
hes so ready to meet the baby but apparently ur body was exactly 4 centimetres not ready :(
hes just trying to distract u by talking with the boys n his other friends, all of the face timing to talk to the parents to be šŸ„ŗ
yall r wrapping up a call with jeongin when u have the built up pressure feeling again
he doesnā€™t even explain to jeongin hes so quickly to hang up n ask u whats wrong
ā€œiā€” it feels like i have to push.ā€
heā€™s already pressing the pretty lil white button on ur bed for the nurses n doctors
they confirm that u indeed r ready to push and that the baby is in position
hyunjin trying to take a peek WHAT A WEIRDO
yall hearing ur baby has a head full of hair and u just give hyunjin this look
like WTF no wonder why u had so much heartburn its because of ur fuckin rapunzel baby daddy
here comes the cries, loud n u just heard the quietest sob from beside u which was hyunjin
ā€œitā€™s a baby boy, congrats!!ā€
his lil puppy baby boy šŸ„ŗ
he had a lil pout like his daddy n his brown locks on top of his head
it was kinda creepy how similar they looked
anyways u dont care ur lil boy is p e r f e c t and nobody could dare tell yall different
u would disagree anyways because thats ur lil pouty baby boy n hes so cute šŸ„ŗ
ā€œwe got a pretty good break-up story right? one for the books.ā€
heā€™s got baby boy in his arms bundled up but that doesnā€™t stop u from smacking his arm before kissing him quickly
ā€œyea, we do.ā€
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rainstormfes Ā· 4 years ago
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Anime Expo Lite Day 1 Experience!
Program: Warner Bros. Japan Presents "Stay connected with Anime"
This whole program made me so frickin happy, SEIYUU AND JAPANESE GUESTS EVERYWHEREEEE WHILE TALKING ABT ANIME YESS (note: i typed most of this while the event was going on so pls bear with all my keyboard smashes and small comments lolol i just rly wanted to make a review for this event since i knew tons of seiyuu and anime that i love would be there and talked about. Also also i am not allowed to share any screenshots or recordings of it so just fyi šŸ‘šŸ»)
It started out with talking about DanMachi 3 with guests Matsuoka Yoshitsugu (voiced Bell Cranel) , Minase Inori (voiced Hestia) , Osawa Nobuhiro (from EGG FIRM), and Matsukura Yuji (producer from J.C. Staff)
They answered many questions like how the author was inspired by the voice acting from the two guests specifically, talking about specific scenes
MINASE-SAN PERFORMED A SMALL LINE WHICH WAS SO FRICKIN CUTE
one of the producers was asked about production for DanMachi and he was likeĀ ā€˜brUH the volumes got thicker and thicker as they kept getting released like DANGā€™
They prepared a teaser image for the third season and for the big reveal Matsuoka had to tear a curtain off of a huge posterboard but the curtain got caught and made it almost fall xDD (very cute and awkward moment, Matsuoka never change pls omg youre too precious)
Matsuoka was asked if there was any difficulties when recording s3 and he just talked about how Bell went through lots of growth and that he had to think about how to properly act out just how mature Bell got, considering heā€™s now a leader of his group
Minase-san answered the same question. She talked about how she made sure to try and keep in mind how close all of the characters are and Hestiaā€™s mental and social growth
Iguchi Yuka (voiced Chigusa) sent in a vid message since she sings the opening!! And it was announced that sajou no hana would be performing the ending song! Both vid messages were very nice and cute and both artists just talked about how they were looking forward to everyoneā€™s reactions to their songs and to look forward to the anime
Airing of DanMachi 3 will begin in October woop woop!šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰
OML WHEN MATSUOKA-SAN DID HIS ENDING REMARKS he pointed to the posterboard and was likeĀ ā€˜thIS NEW CHARACTER IS CUTEā€™ and saidĀ ā€˜whO TF IS THISā€™ (pointing to new characters on the posterboard lol)
The next anime that they talked about was Shokugeki no Soma: The Fifth Plate with guests: Matsuoka Yoshitsugu (voiced Yukihira Soma) (MY GOSH HES SO AWK AND CUTE OMLLLLL he was like ā€˜can i speak nowā€™ cause there was that kind of awkwardness in the first segment too šŸ˜…) and Yonetani Yoshitomo (animation director)
Yonetani-san was asked how he felt abt the anime. He talked about how he wanted to express how amazing the cooking/food was as well as wanted to excite (oh b o y šŸ˜³) the audience
Matsuoka-san was asked the same thing. He talked about how heā€™s been following Soma since day one and thinks a lot abt his growth in Totsuki. He talked about how he kinda thinks about his own high school days (comment from director lol that he might just cry during his final recording session which i feel, its been 5 years since the first season was aired)
THEY RECORDED AN IRL SHOKUGEKI?!??!?! OMGGGG. FUKUYAMA JUN (voiced Saiba Asahi) AND TAKAHASHI MINAMI (voiced Tadokoro Megumi) WERE THERE (yall can i just- JUN LOOKS SO MF GOOD OML).Ā 
bruh matsuokaā€™s mixture for a sauce for tonkatsu was frickin WACK he put strawberry jam, cream, waSABI???, KETCHUP?!?!?!, along with SOY SAUCE, there was more but that combo i put alone looks so frickin wack.Ā 
Junā€™s sauce oMG HE STARTED W NUTELLA AND PEANUT BUTTER WTF OMG THIS MISCHIEVOUS MAN I CANTTT šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. He put in LOTS of mayo uhm... he crushed sesame seeds and dried fish together OMLLL HE WAS LIKE SHE NEEDS HER CALCIUM W THE FISH HES SO CHAOTIC and since he ran out of time he couldnt crush the fish properly so there were just HUGE CHUNKS OF FISH IN THE BOWL. omg when he was mixing it..... ew. the takamina was like E W. the way he was selling it was pure g o l d OMG HE PUT IN MF SQUID JUST NOW I CANTTTT HE IS IRL SOMA XDDD poor takamina she was fake crying, girl saME (sheā€™s the judge)
Takamina surprisingly enjoyed matsuokaā€™s sauce (she was like the ingredients somehow WORKED xD)Ā ā€œit feels like i had a nice mealā€ (GIRL HOW??? XD)
as for Junā€™s sauce review: FDSAFD TAKAMINA SAID THAT THE SQUID WAS STARINGĀ AT HER I CANTTT. she described it as a theme park which is perfect. tons of flavors were trying to be the main thing. The squid leg works with tonkatsu so it was ok in the end
matsuokaā€™s sauce won bc the squid in junā€™s was kinda unnecessary but in the end she liked both (kinda surprising lol)
ADSJFKSFJ YONETANI-SAN DID THEĀ ā€˜burstingā€™ thing ONCE THE SHOKUGEKI VID WAS DONE, SHOWING A SHIRT W MEGUMI AND TENTACLES OMG
Matsuokaā€™s comments on the shokugeki: he enjoyed doing it w jun since he was very good at talking (especially when he was making the sauce). Both their sauces wereĀ ā€œokayā€ lol
Yonetani-sanā€™s comments: he talked about how he struggled to cook when he was a child but even through the small irl shokugeki they did he learned smth lolol
Matsuoka was asked which lines were more memorable for him (other than somaā€™s lol): he talked about how the explanations for the dishes (the monologues when theyre being made and when theyre being presented) were difficult and whenever he recorded those kinds of lines, it was kind of difficult to record since it would be hard to express a good portrayal of somaā€™s energy if he didnā€™t even know what he was talking about (so on the side he had to keep using wiki to understand what soma was even talking abt lol)
Question abt the production of the anime: Yonetani-san talked abt how there were lots of complicated words; there were lots of cuts in certain scenes made to try and portray the energy that they wanted in the anime
ā€œIf you could try any of your characterā€™s dishes which one would you choose?ā€ Matsuoka: he wanted to try the chicken wing dumplings and a recipe book was released before so he tried it... and it turned out BAD XDD
Someone asked abt where the producers get ideas about the ending theme sequences: Yonetani-sanā€™s used the songs as inspiration for the backgrounds used for the ending themes, also trying to relate to the cooking and the theme of high schoolers just going through life etc
OH SCHIZ THERE WAS A SPECIAL MANGA RELEASED. A small part of it was voiced by matsuoka, jun, and takamina it was vvv cute (the full would be released on Shounen Jump at a later date)
Ending remarks: FASDFDSA THIS ACTUALLY WILL BE THE LAST SEASON OF SHOKUGEKI OMG šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. OMG MATSUOKA IS SO FRICKIN CUTE AND AWKWARDDDDD he was doing a small clap at the end hes so adorable someone protect him pls :(((
The next and last anime talked about was JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind, where there was a behind the scenes vid made:
Ono Kensho (voiced Giorno Giorvanna) was there ofc along w two producers from David Pro (Kasama) and Warner Bros Japan (Omori Hiroyuki)
OMG FIRST THEY TALKED ABT THE STAND CRIES YESSS. DSFDSAF THEY ACTUALLY COUNTED HOW MANY MUDAā€™S ONOKEN HAD TO SAY that is so amazing i love the dedication. onoken mentioned how he talked to koyasu (voiced Dio Brando) abt counting the mudaā€™s but he was likeĀ ā€˜ehhhh i never did that lolā€™. overall, everyone from all seasons tried to match the scenes but koyasu was basically the odd one out not rly needing??? to follow it lol
FDSAFDSA BRUH THERES 17 RERO REROā€™S hirakawa-san practiced in the BATH the dedication is INSANE i love this
lolol onoken scrunches up his face when he says his mudas lol vvv cute (so thats a good tip for anyone wanting to say it properly)
one of the reasons they chose onoken in the first place to voice giorno was the fact that his mudaā€™s were strong, thats frickin awesome (and he asked for a redo so that just shows great dedication, smth that staffs would want in their seiyuu)
next they talked abt the anime-only scene of giorno giving gelato to a kid. they wanted to show how kind giorno was despite eventually becoming a gang-star. its personal to kasama-san since he had actually went to italy and had experienced intense heat there and went to a gelato stand so he wanted to preserve that memory in film
they moved on to talk abt how the hitman team was first introduced in ep 10. they decided to enhance the anime by showing the many teams of passione in their own meeting places, trying to emphasize how close everyone was in their respective teams
THEY MENTIONED HOW THEY PURPOSELY PUT CHARACTERS THAT ARE LATER INTRODUCED IN THE ANIME WITHIN FRAMES JUST TO TEASE omg i love
next they talked about how the second theme for golden wind was kinda hard to make (the animation and song IS amazing which i personally appreciate). considering that they needed to kind of match up withĀ ā€œFighting Goldā€ (the first op), it was hard to produce something for it. And they had already decided to make an alternate version of it as well, animation wise. For a while they were stuck but eventually they managed to create smth which ofc ended up as the second op for Golden Wind (and also mentioned how that also happened for Stardust Crusaders, with changing the opā€™s animation to showcase everyoneā€™s stands and also the small interaction between joutarou and dio)
AHHHHHH THEY MENTIONED THE FAMOUS DIO POSE THAT GIORNO DID AHH YESSSS THANK YOU DAVID PRO FOR DOING THAT, they said that they felt that they needed to live up to fansā€™ expectations so considering how dedicated of a fanbase we are, they decided to put that little nod toward dioā€™s pose with giorno doing it too
Ending remarks: lolol kasama-san was likeĀ ā€˜watch jojo in these difficult times to brighten up your dayā€™ and honestly i just might :D
Omori-san was also a guest for the live broadcast too! Plus, Kanno Yugo whoā€™s in charge of the music for Golden Wind!!! (a frickin king providing giornoā€™s iconic asf theme)
OMG THE THEME LETS GO HE TALKED ABT IT: considering his experience with parts 3 and 4 for the themes, he felt he needed to try and one up himself lol; heā€™s grateful that his music is loved by the fandom and hopes to meets everyoneā€™s expectations (my king youā€™ve done amazing work)
He talked about how making music for jojo feels like competing in the olympics (cant blame him lol its a pretty difficult job to one up yourself every time theres a new season. since he started working with jojo at stardust crusaders and considering how iconic joutarouā€™s and josukeā€™s themes are, needing to make smth as amazing as those themes mustve been tough but he def delivered in the end)
OMG KANNO-SAN PERFORMED LIVE AHHHHHH and ofc its Il vento dā€™oro :)) THAT WAS SO FRICKIN AMAZING OMG ugh that made me so happy
Ending remarks: both guests were very wholesome, saying to stay safe during this situation. Omori-san stayed behind to say a small message on behalf of warner bros japan, saying to continue to support them and thank you for supporting the anime :))
Overall an amazing experience šŸ˜Š
I loved everything that happened. It was nice to finally see some of my fave seiyuu at an event despite whatā€™s going on in the world right now, it definitely brightened up my day :D
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astheravensighs Ā· 4 years ago
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omg hi!! i read your tags >< itā€™s not that iā€™m uncomfy, just really shy LOL but i really appreciate that youā€™re so careful about others!! either way, iā€™m interested in hearing about 7, 14, 19 and 25 šŸ˜Œ
heck yes i am SO excited to talk abt this stuff tbh lol... #chronicoversharer
anyway! anyone that is uncomfy with spicy/sexy stuff or uneccesarily detailed depictions of my sex life, pls scroll away from this now lol...
other possible tws just in case! slight dom/sub, restraints, general kinkiness and roughness, my absolute lack of shame when it comes to talking abt this stuff, etc lol
Iā€™m on mobile as well and stuff is disappearing as i type ??? so if the formatting is weird or anything is typed twice or not at all i apologize djsksh and let me know if this shows up and you donā€™t want it to so i can tag it for you!!!!
7. Any favorite positions?
gosh honestly i like just about anything but having two boys to deal with leaves some room for creativity for sure lol,,,, Iā€™m a fan of spitroasting personally bc they still just suck at sharing lol so inevitably whoeverā€™s in my mouth gets jealous of the one behind me and they end up getting super riled up and competitive and itā€™s just šŸ˜ when itā€™s just one of them at a time i reaaally like anything from behind or anything a toy can be used at the same time (Dazai is more of fan of toys than Chuuya tho, Chu manages to get jealous of a vibrator more often than not lol)
14: whatā€™s something that usually gets your f/o in the mood?
theyā€™re basically a constant source of horny tbh so itā€™s not entirely difficult,,
Dazai is super weak to anything new and different, like a cute new outfit (even if itā€™s totally normal and modest) or a new position to try. the one way to guarantee Dazai getting riled up is when i get shy or flustered by something, like he says something that can obviously be taken as an innuendo and i blush, heā€™s just like *target acquired* and doubles down till heā€™s just straight up dirty talking me in the middle of the ADA office lol... Kunikida puts up with too much. Iā€™m so sry pal. remind me to send him a gift basket or smth he deserves it
Chuuya is weak to challenging his dominance for SURE... like
ā€˜hey babe can you hand me thatā€™
ā€˜hmm... nopeā€™
ā€˜...so you wanna play it that way, huh?ā€™
also biting Chu is instant dom activation,, just straight up crunch on his arm and hes like. ah. youā€™ve chosen death. (death by dick, RIP me) and i have a habit of just. mindlessly chomping on anything that gets close to my mouth?? idk why the fuck i do that djsksh but seein his eyes go from ā€˜wtf are you doingā€™ to ā€˜oh, Iā€™m going to ruin youā€™ is just... chefs kiss šŸ‘Œ
(personally watching them train or fight in battle is like. welp. after yall are done killing all those people would u pls fuckin ravage me, thx)
19: does your f/o tease you, or you tease them? How you do/they handle it?
Dazai is a whole bastard when it comes to teasing,,, this asshole will tease for so long and then all the sudden an orgasm hits and i donā€™t even realize till itā€™s over?? like?? how ??? he will 100% use shibari or restraints, and hes known to do nothing but dirty talk (which he is so good at it should be illegal) and never even touch anything till the whole next day šŸ˜¤ idk how the hell he does it but itā€™s definitely worth waiting for bc he makes me go full on feral and just sits there and laughs @ how much i need it fhdkshsksh
when i tease him, well... it doesnā€™t last long, lol. sometimes if i ask reaaally nice heā€™ll be the sub for a night but somehow he still seems to be the damn top by how much he makes me fight for every reaction. i could be doin my damnedest and heā€™d just be sittin there handcuffed to the bed with an eyebrow raised like ā€œthatā€™s all you got?ā€ he wonā€™t even make a damn noise until i give him what he wants,,, Chuuya has never once successfully teased him he just ends up choking him out (jokes on him, hes super into that)
Chuuya... he tries to tease, he rly does..... but he is just not able to control himself like dazai can lol. he can tease for maybe an hour max?? no matter what he WILL need his dick in me at some point so i donā€™t have to worry abt being totally denied,,, hes just impatient as hell but he has stamina for DAYS so itā€™s not like itā€™s over quickly anyway thank god
Chuuya CAN sub and will for Dazai more often than the reverse, so teasing him IS possible... but only if Dazai is also present. after like 5 minutes of teasing he would want to just break out of whatever is holding him down and take what he wants, so Dazai has to keep a hand on him to cancel his ability or heā€™ll break ANOTHER pair of cuffs and they are expensive goddamnit
25: do you and your f/o hold hands while making love? How tightly do they hold you?
depends on the mood rly!! if itā€™s sweet n loving n intimate, absolutely. Dazai is more of a hands holding my face kind of guy but itā€™s basically very much the same,, Chuuya almost always will in these situations, he likes that my hands are teeny and his are huge so he lets me hold his hands for balance too.
when itā€™s not gentle and sweet itā€™ll happen in one of my favorite ways tho- usually Dazaiā€™s behind me being super rough n degrading and dominant and Iā€™ll have my head on Chuuyaā€™s lap and he holds my hand and pets my hair and praises me šŸ¤¤ i canā€™t get enough of that dynamic i stg dhskshskshdkd
anyway !!! thank u for asking and i apologize for the insane amount of horny on main lately yā€™all dhdjdj my hormones are off the charts,,, i hope i didnā€™t make anyone too uncomfy but thatā€™s what my blacklist tags are there for lol pls feel free to block #spicy bc boy it WILL get spicy :V either way!! thank u for asking !! i didnā€™t think id get to ramble abt this stuff n i very much like to so hfkhsjdk thank u!!! ā¤ļø
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jiminsfault Ā· 5 years ago
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50 questions tag
I got tagged by @yoongs-jeontae ! Thank youšŸ’–
What colors is your hairbrush? Itā€™s like a brown-ish shimmery color? Idk o.o
What food would you never eat? I probably would never be able to eat the meat of rabbits or deers, sheep and that kind of stuff
Are you usually hot or cold?Ā Iā€™m always a cozy crispy amount of warmth under my blanket. But when Iā€™m outside I go from both extremes because Iā€™m super sensitive so, spring/summer: always hot, autumn/winter: always cold. There is no inbetween
What did you do 45 minutes ago?Ā I was in an online class and got math tutoringšŸ¤  it was horrible thanks for asking my brain is fried
Favorite chocolate?Ā The really dark kind. Itā€™s the only chocolate Iā€™ll ever really crave. I can bear milk chocolate if I have to
Have you ever been to a professional sports event?Ā I hAve actually omg! It was a handball game and super boring, I didnā€™t know whats going on ever and only clapped when everyone else didšŸ¤” (I was forced by my ex to tag along I absolutely hate sports)
What was the last thing you said out loud?Ā ā€œOh my god, that was horribleā€ right after I ended the call with my teacher skckjs
Favorite ice cream flavor? Brownie fudge? Is that what itā€™s called? The chocolate ice cream with brownie pieces in it, itā€™s so fUcking gOOD sorry for cursing itā€™s necessary
What was the last thing you drank? Some nice crispy wAter
What kind of wallet do you have? A small black one because I didnā€™t think about practicality when buying it. Currently looking for a bigger one.
What was the last thing you ate?Ā I actually have no clue if thatā€™s the english word for it but kebab? ITā€™S DƖNER IN GERMAN
Did you buy clothes last weekend?Ā I havenā€™t bought clothes in months actually omg
What was the last sports event you saw? I watched the soccer game thatā€™s like a really big thing back in 2018 šŸ¤ šŸ¤ 
Who was the last person you texted? My mom cus sheā€™s out buying groceries and asked me what kind of ice cream I want kekdjejd
Do you like camping? I despise camping with my entire being. When I was little my mom always forced me to go on 500 camping trips a year and I feel the biggest rage in me when I think about all the bugs and uncomfortable nights I- will not continue talking about this now.
Do you eat vitamins?Ā No, like not at all. Not one vitamin has entered my body in a few weeks. I used to have these tablets that disappear in water but I stopped drinking that because I only take them bc of my muscles and currently Iā€™m not leaving the house so,,, donā€™t need them >:)
When was the last time you traveled? The last time I full on traveled like outside of the country was in 2018 when my class went to italy because of our graduation šŸ¤  trauma
Do you like sunbathing?Ā I canā€™t really answer that because if I sunbathe I will burn. Like literally Iā€™m getting a sunburn just from walking to the train on a sunny day if I donā€™t have the strongest suncream on??? My skin is veryšŸ¤” so yeah idk if I like it? Never tried
Asian or Italian food?Ā Asian food absolutely. Iā€™m not sure about italian food because I just donā€™t know anything about italian kitchen but I dO knOw that theres so much variety with asian food? And so far Iā€™ve loved every asian dish Iā€™ve tried so,,
Do you drink soda? Nope. I stopped drinking soda four years ago I think because my skin was sO bad and I gained weight so quickly without eating a lot so I stopped drinking soda and tada! Barely getting pimples nowšŸ˜Ž also itā€™s just tastier like my mouth doesnā€™t stick anymore and I donā€™t literally feel the sugar on my teeth?? (Although I do sometimes sip on a bit of coke but only on special occasions)
What color socks are you wearing now? White with a very,, aqua? blue stripe? And the name of the brand in the same coloršŸ¤  fashion
When was the last time you were speeding? I donā€™t drivešŸ¤”šŸ˜”
What are you afraid of? Everything pretty much. Commitment, people leaving me, talking to people, failing, succeeding, should I continue?
What can you see if you turn left?Ā A lot? Itā€™s inside my room (my bed is in the right corner) but first thing would be my switch cus she laying next to me
What kind of housework you like the least? I actually love housework? At least the things that I do. Like I never mow the lawn because thatā€™s not my job yknow? But I like emptying and filling the dish washer, cleaning pans in the sink, doing the laundry, wiping the floor. Maybe I should become a maid?
What is the first thing you think of when you hear someone talking in a language you donā€™t know?Ā I try to hear what language it is, like I try guessing at least. Of course I donā€™t know what every language sounds like but itā€™s a fun little game I have for myself when Iā€™m bored in public transpo
Do you sleep on your back or side?Ā On my right side towards the wall. At least at night, when I take a nap I sleep on my left side towards the room. Idk why pls donā€™t ask me, I canā€™t fall asleep otherwise.
You crave fast food, where do you go?Ā So around where I live there arenā€™t a lot of options? Also in germany in general we donā€™t have the fast food fest that america has, so I always go for either Mcdonaldā€™s or Subway.
What is your lucky number? 5. I donā€™t know when it became my favorite/lucky number but somehow at some point in time itā€™s become the number I always use when someone wants me to guess or answer a question, I use it for picking things and all thatšŸ¤”šŸ¤  maybe itā€™s because it sounds rly funny in german
Who was the last person you talked to? In person my mom cus sheā€™s the only one I see nowadays. On the phone would be two of my friends and I also talked to my tutoring teacher through discord so? PickšŸ‘šŸ‘
Do you eat meat? I would say no if I wouldnā€™t sometimes do slip some meat in. Itā€™s very rare and a small amount when I do. Idk how this developed because I used to eat meat multiple times a week but at some point I started only eating chicken and only in smaller amounts and sometimes not even once in two weeks. I eat fish tho? Does that count?
What was the last song you listened to? ā€œLove without tragedy/mother maryā€ by rihanna because I was feeling the 10ā€™s last night at 5amšŸ¤ 
Last book?Ā I actually just tried to find the english title of it but I canā€™t find any sign of it being translated so,, ā€œder Totenzeichnerā€ by Veit Etzold. I read this book twice, once in 9th grade and once just recently and I will not get enough of it. Another one of his books ā€œFinal cutā€ is laying on my bedside table waiting for me to start it. Heā€™s an iconic author.
What is your favourite day of the week?Ā If we were speaking from when itā€™s a regular routine and I would go to uni, Iā€™d say Monday. I know I sound like a psycho but saying friday or saturday is my favorite day is basic because obviously everyone loves the weekend. Monday is a great day usually because my day starts in third period and does still go 6 classes like regular days but it feels nice to go into uni later in the day so I always appreciate it. (Tho saturday do be hitting different)
Do you know the alphabet song backwards?Ā I donā€™t even know it forwards šŸ¤”šŸ˜”
Favorite coffee/tea?Ā I donā€™t drink coffee but my favorite tea is probably fennel tea, everyone I know hates it, especially without sugar but I love it :(
Favourite shoes? From the ones I personally own Iā€™d say my nike zoom 2ks because they look good and are super comfortable. Shoes that I wish I would have would be Dr. Martens but Iā€™m pOoršŸ¤” I am absolutely a whore for sneakers so I wonā€™t even start listing all the sneakers I love
When do you usually go to sleep? If Iā€™m on schedule around 11-12pm of actually going into the bed physically and falling asleep 30/40 minutes later. While Iā€™m now constantly at home I do still physically get into bed at the same time but I stay up from 2-7am depending on how fun people are, if I play a game, if I read/draw, have a series or movie to watch. Iā€™m insane I am awarešŸ¤”
When do you usually wake up?Ā Again, when Iā€™m on schEdule I wake up mondays and tuesdays at 6.30am, from wednesday to friday at 6.10am, on the weekend around 10am. Right now? Itā€™s a surprise everyday. Sometimes Iā€™m up at 4pm, sometimes Iā€™m up at 10am, today I was actually super early with 9.30 sošŸ˜Ž
Sunrise or sunset?Ā Thatā€™s actually so hard because I do see the sunset a lot more than rise since I have my rOllƄdEn down so I donā€™t actually remember what a sunrise looks like. Because I have no other choice I say sunset. With doubt.
Do you like your bed soft or hard?Ā  I thINK my bed is hard? I once laid on a friendā€™s bed that was super soft and Iā€™m pretty sure I didnā€™t like it
Describe the plate you are eating from? Theyā€™re from ikea. Theyā€™re white with like blue swirls idk my mom bought them I didnā€™t make the decisions
Your favorite type of alcohol? Currently I donā€™t really drink alcohol (mainly because of the lack of opportunities) bUt when I do drink I really like sweet sparkling wine (I googled this Iā€™m not sure if thatā€™s the right word idkd)
Do you like board games? Depending on which people I play with. If a person is getting angry that theyā€™re losing it makes the game absolutely suck and since Iā€™m surrounded by those people I havenā€™t made good memories with board games kcjdjs,,, if the company is fun I like the games too tho
If you had a car, what kind would it be? Unrealisticly Iā€™d love to own a Lamborghini Aventador or Urus because those cars are just mouth-watering to me. Since I most likely wonā€™t ever be able to afford either of those, Iā€™d love to have a Fiat 500. I fell in love with this car like,,, itā€™s so cute and the inside is pretty too so everything fits for me the way I want it to. Iā€™ll have to settle for a way less nice car tho once I get a license, at least for a whilešŸ¤”
Do you know how to change car tires? In theory yes
Dream country?Ā Like to live in? Damn idk. Iā€™d love to live in a country with like,, cULTURE you know? Something exciting and cool to look at, less stuck up people almans be really boring šŸ¤” so maybe something like spain or italy, maybe america if yall vote for a different president. Japan or Korea would be super cool too I- the whole world maā€™am? I couldnā€™t live in countries like idk hawaii or sumn because of the heat so Iā€™ll just mfing stay in germanyšŸ˜”šŸ˜”
If you could choose from any jobs in the world, what would you like to do?Ā If I would have the chance Iā€™d love to become an actor because that just seems super cool. But like Iā€™m not nearly attractive enough for people to want to look at me on a scEen so nO
What would you like to try to do? Iā€™m pretty set on trying to learn how to dance like thatā€™s probably not as exciting as other things I could do but :/ yeh idk
And what is stopping you? Literally just me being lazy and talking myself into believing I wonā€™t be good without even trying nsncjsks (also yes I seperated these questions because otherwise it wouldnā€™t be 50)
thIs was sO mUch omg sjjcjs Iā€™m literally exhausted from all these questionsšŸ˜©šŸ˜©
Iā€™m tagginggg @gallhali @shadowsremedy if u wanna!
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littlebabycrybtch Ā· 4 years ago
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ok ik bitches are still going to complain but i gotta rant to keep my shit together;;; ngl after being stuck co-raising two babies now i really feel genuinely Disgusted by unnecessary parent critique. like it actually makes me feel so viscerally upset and depressed when i remember nobody gets this or cares to and probably just wants to call out what im doing wrong, instead of lend me a hand to do it better. man im not treading lightly here the ā€˜no excusesā€™ mentality is literally Inhumane to parents and dehumanizes them as these superhumans, they arent, they are people trying to take care of themselves Plus One. there Are ā€˜excusesā€™ for not being perfect. just bc every child deserves perfect doesnt mean it can be given and that fucking SUCKS but that is one of the only times im comfortable saying; ā€˜thats just lifeā€™. you cant magically make life better for kids the way you think, youā€™re not a protector, youā€™re their Rock to teach them How to DEAL with what life brings, that means youā€™re allowed to struggle with it too. childcare is like this cosmic design to work you physically and mentally to the brink, fucking forget the normalization of how many people you think youā€™ve seen raise kids and done fine, it is harder than you can even fathom. they probably did not do fine behind closed doors. the parents with the best behaved and most obedient kids probably did harmful things to make them that way that will eventually come back to them, the parents with the happiest most well adjusted kids probably had the money to provide the extra care for that. there are ā€˜excusesā€™. idc if it fucking annoys you or w/e, i dont like being the bitch that says stuff nobody wants to hear, but you truly deeply cannot 100% understand unless you are raising kids, i dont say that to hurt your feewings or exclude you, i used to think that way, i say it bc when you see me passed out on the couch while my nephew gets into something dangerous, its because i got one hour of sleep that night while he kicked me in our bed for 4 hours. he cant help not knowing how that affects both of us, but i cant help being affected by it just cuz im supposed to be ~the big strong adult~, bc i am not a fucking xman. i CANT pretend it all away. while im sitting there napping im also waiting for my mental health meds to start working. im also dizzy from not eating. it sucks that he gets into shit sometimes. hes still gonna get into shit sometimes, and i can do my best, but if i sit here worrying that karens are gonna get pissed abt that and work myself even harder im gonna straight up explode. who does that help. who does me falling apart help. come babysit my kid for free if you wanna help me bitch!
parents are doing twice the work of a normal person while also teaching one of these people theyre caring for, how to BE a person. i used to be SO pro judging parents and im literally nauseated by the judgments now. ā€œi cant believe this parent looked away and their kid got hurt, i cant beleive they just leave them there with a tablet or a snack or a toy while they nap, i cant believe they let them do that, i cant believe--ā€ btich you literally have no idea how lucky you are that they are not both already dead. you are so lucky tehy are both alive and the parent isnt hospitalized for mental health or even physical exhaustion, or addicted to a stimulant (which includes caffeine), or using smth to relax like weed or alcohol (hello wine mom culture), or the kid isnt traumatized from watching their parent have repeatd breakdowns. that is literally better than most situations already. no matter how impossibly perfect the family could be in your mind, kids fuckin get hurt and they make mistakes and the PARENTS make mistakes bc theyre PEOPLE and yall this blows my mind that ppl dont realize this but,,,,, Little kids??? THEY DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS bc they essentially CANT..... for like YEARS there is a period they WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU at ALL while they have the full autonomy and smarts and strength to cause horrible consequential problems, they are capable of learning how to circumnavigate yourĀ ā€˜babyproofingā€™ in new ways every single day, but they have ZEROOOOO MORALS OR CAUSE AND EFFECT SKILLS to understand RIGHT FROM WRONG, NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU TELL THEM!!!!! IT WONT CHANGE, ITS LITERALLY A PHYSICAL BRAIN THING THAT THEY CANT LEARN WHAT ā€˜NOā€™ MEANS FOR A WHILE YET!!! THIS CAN LAST FROM AGE 1 TO 4, SOMETIMES LONGER! THATS GENUINELY INSANITY INDUCING FOR THE ADULT WHOS KEEPING THEM IN LINE HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY, KNOWING ITS AMOUNTING TO ALMOST NOTHING UNTIL YEARS LATER!!!! IT DOESNT HELP WHEN PPL JUDGE YOU AND DONT BELEIVE YOU AND THINK YOU JUST ARENT ~TRYING HARD ENOUGH~! holy FUCK dude, idc if you wanna judge, im losing it bc i am being forced to keep my cool while a child whos pinching me and genuinely HURTING and BRUISING me laughs in my face bc he truly DOES NOT KNOW this, and there is NO WAY for me to convey it to make him stop at the moment!!!! thats maddening!!!
listen to me, neither of you dying or experiencing lasting damage is literally the goal every day, not just ā€˜raising themā€™, but that you both survive to the end of it. im appalled by how different the lifestyle is and the way ppl just... dont know that/REJECT that information so they get to judge. ofc tiny vulnerable innocent kids deserve the best, parents cannot always provide that if they want to Survive, bc they also deserve , basic understanding and humanity. you call out abuse all you want, theres a difference between the 'lesser of two evilsā€™ choices, or even the genuinely Bad choices you can Accidentally make when at your wits end (which you should immediately correct anyways), and ever causing intentional physical or mental harm to the child, but the secodn yall start nitpicking or blatantly being ignorant to a struggle just so you get your blame validation in i literally cannot AFFORD to give you the time of day, im busy running on minutes of sleep, so if you think i have enough free time to entertain ur whining that my kids got a messy face and has been on his tablet in a highchair for an hour or w/e, idc, im using that time to shower for the first time in 2 weeks bc nobody else is gonna be there for me to let me do that shit :) so frankly put your money where your mouth is and help struggling parents whenever you can. i cant make shit better out of thin air.
ā€œoh, but i dont have the money to help you.ā€ YOU THINK IM AFFORDING CHILDCARE?? YOU CAN COME OVER AND HELP DIRECTLY WHILE I DO CHORES. ā€œoh, but i dont wanna babysit for my friends, i dont like kids.ā€ OH REALLY?????? OH YOU DONT LIKE KIDS??? BC THEYRE DIFFICULT MAYBE ??? SO MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT JUDGE WHEN ITS HARD THEN????? LIKE YOU RLY THINK JUST ā€˜LIKING THEMā€™ SUDDENLY MAKES IT EASY FOR ME?? YOU THINK ME FINDING MY NEPHEW CUTE AND LOVING HIM AND HIS LAUGHTER GIVES ME FUCKING SUPERMAN POWERS TO DEAL WITH THIS???????? ā€œbut You chose to have kidsā€ rt in my case i literally didnt and would be homeless if not offering to help care for them but HEY COOL CONCEPT PRO CHOICE KINDA FUCKIN INCLUDES WHEN PEOPLE ā€˜CHOOSEā€™ TO HAVE KIDS EVEN WHEN THEY STRUGGLE AFTER, TOO LATE TO FUCKIN COMPLAIN NOW, JUST HELP A BITCH OUT. LIke... bro BRO b R O im losing it stop giving parents the inspiration porn treatment while disrespecting the actual struggles they go thru any time the child actually suffers bc they are unable to shield them from their struggle. can i be real, life literally will not go without struggle. you cannot raise them to have a life better than what the world is, you can do your best but you really cant MAKE it fair. once again this is not a ā€˜raise the perfect childā€™ contest you are just . trying to raise them at all. its messy. every single day you will have successes and failures, and youā€™ll be running on empty, and youā€™ll be doing that just to make it through to do it again tomorrow, while it slowly (AGONIZINGLY SLOWLY) gets easier each day. im tired of pretending lmao i dont wanna hear you bitches judge parents anymore, i dont wanna hear the stupid ass ā€˜im allowed toā€™ shit anymore dude!!!!! for gods sake i can agree with you when some shits just plain wrong but ill never apologize for standing up for myself or other struggling parents even if it makes you uncomfy, i can care about Both the child and the parent at the same time, ig i wont ask you why you seemingly cant. šŸ˜¶ ESPECIALLY when things like classism and ableism tie in so often with these situations. not to mention racism like im white but hoooo if i hear one more story about a black parents ā€˜negligenceā€™ in efforts of just trying to help their family, like leaving their kids somewhere during a job interview or w/e, vs the white parents that LET THEIR 10 YR OLDS WANDER AROUND MALLS BY THEMSELVES... im gonna scream. im gonna fuckin scream. its so unfair. fuck off, stop the spiteful ignorance, change this shitty hateful culture.
tldr; you Can care about kids while respecting parents, even when they arent perfect. you can advocate for children while also advocating for parents, and in fact, you should fucking try.
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i rly thought i was in the clear,,,
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? inevitable by orla gartland nine in the afternoon by panic! fake happy by paramore epic III from hadestown say my name from beetlejuice haunted house by sir babygirl
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? hayley williams
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Tally ran toward the garden.
4: What do you think about most? going back to school
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Good! Morning!
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? clothes on,,, my family dont b respectin boundaries how yall live like that
7: Whatā€™s your strangest talent? i can make my eyes shake
8: Girlsā€¦ (finish the sentence); Boysā€¦ (finish the sentence) girls... are so pretty and wonderful and they could do whatever they want to me. boys.... can be p cool sometimes
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes!!!! my girlfriend wrote me a sonnet eeeeee
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? i......cant remember
11: Do you have any strange phobias? nah
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? probably
13: Whatā€™s your religion? jew by blood
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going somewhere else
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, i always look weird on camera
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? paramore
17: What was the last lie you told? i told my mom her fitbit isnt a worse model
18: Do you believe in karma? yea
19: What does your URL mean? i made it when i was finally mostly sure i was a lesbian but it kinda leaves some ambiguity. and now its just kinda like hey maybe lets not
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? im super insecure; im persistent
21: Who is your celebrity crush? stephanie scott
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
23: How do you vent your anger? pacing & long walks, doing something else
24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have hella pokemon dolls i used to collect
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i like talking on the phone cause then im not thinking abt my appearance the whole time
26: Are you happy with the person youā€™ve become? almost
27: Whatā€™s a sound you hate; sound you love? knife on a plate; hot metal going into liquid
28: Whatā€™s your biggest ā€œwhat ifā€? what if they dont like me
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yea, and no
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. a pillow. my own leg
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing lol, its just air
32: Whatā€™s the worst place you have ever been to? texas
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? east coast
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? uhhhhhh,,,,, i guess like a younger billie joe armstrong
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? to be happy!
36: Define Art. something that makes you feel stuff!
37: Do you believe in luck? yea
38: Whatā€™s the weather like right now? sunny, but not deadly hot yet
39: What time is it? 10:43
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes, no i have not yet knock on wood babeyyy
41: What was the last book you read? boleslavsky lmao
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES
43: Do you have any nicknames? lil c, mini straub
44: What was the last film you saw? arthur
45: Whatā€™s the worst injury youā€™ve ever had? i tripped and my cheek got stabbed with the corner of a coffee table and i had to get stitches
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? musescore
48: Whatā€™s your sexual orientation? less bien
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not rly lol, no ones rly cared enough to do tht
50: Do you believe in magic? a lil
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes, but after 4 years i give them a second chance
52: What is your astrological sign? taurusss
53: Do you save money or spend it? save
54: Whatā€™s the last thing you purchased? a subway sandwich
55: Love or lust? love
56: In a relationship? y e s hehehhhe
57: How many relationships have you had? techincally, 3. but the first 2 lasted for like 2 weeks so they really dont count. p much just this 1
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(
59: Where were you yesterday? at work lol
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? a spray bottle
61: Are you wearing socks right now? no ;)
62: Whatā€™s your favourite animal? giraffe
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? god i wish i had one,,, usually just tryna not b annoying lol
64: Where is your best friend? at rehearsal
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. positivewlwvibes lesbian-bottom-memes meaningfulsuggestion okay-pie atomicanderson haha bitchessssss
66: What is your heritage? white people soup
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? watching danny gonzalezĀ 
68: What do you think is Satanā€™s last name? hellman
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? no, i only clock out when I've worked my 9 hours. but noice q 69
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yea,, i send memes and im a crackhead
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? this job is seasonal bitch,,,, save that mf pupper
72: You are at the doctorā€™s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? i would tell my pals, i would spend all of my money doing dumb shit, and id be scared as fuck bitch!!
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. this is a weird fucking q. i guess trust bc its a form of love
74: Whatā€™s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? girls like girls
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 6071
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication, checking in w the other person, making sure everything is all good
77: How can I win your heart? playing a song,,,,, bonus points if u wrote it ohymogd
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes absolutely
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? moving away from home for college
80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? pepparoni and chaese
82: What is your favourite word? effervescentĀ 
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. tubes
84: What is a saying you say a lot? we cant all be winners
85: Whatā€™s the last song you listened to? i got you by karmin
86: Basic question; whatā€™s your favourite colour/colours? lavender and p much any pastels
87: What is your current desktop picture? the gravity falls floating stan balloon that says i eat kids
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? iā€™d say trump, but then weā€™d have pence and it would be worse.Ā 
89: What would be a question youā€™d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk,, theres so much embarrassing shit you could ask me i rly cant narrow it down
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies arenā€™t really doing anything, theyā€™re just standing around your bed. What do you do? say whats up bro
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whatā€™s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? telekinesis
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? going to the beach w pals and riding bikes and looking at the ocean :ā€™)
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my dads existence rofl
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hayley. mf. williams
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? maryland
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? not anymore!
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope
98: Ever been on a plane? yup
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? raid the ice concentration camps
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