#yall knewwww what this would be

[forestlion]

the people on Letterboxd are too snobby like why are yall watching Chantal im Märchenland with any expectations lmaooooo get over yourselves its embarrassing

[clover-46]

quinn’s aftermath spoilers

y’all it had me EMOTIONAL (i was right about one tag at least 💀)

ok soooo i hate quinn we already know that but i hate him somehow even moreee

that mf did not just relay darlin’s trauma to every fucking body for however long just for that girl to be dead

i fuckin knewwww it too but i was joking like I KNEWWW THAT MF WOULD JUST TALK EVERYONES EAR OFF AND THE GIRL WOULD BE DEAD ANYWAY (i was really hoping the girl would be alexis or darlin’s friend and it be a trap but oh well this is fine)

i was fine when sam was comforting darlin and telling them what they feel is ok and him not wanting to bite them has nothing to do with them like i was just taking in sweet sam’s words (i fuckin love that man he’s so wondering and perfect and handsome and i love him)

BUT WHEN DAVID CALLED AND WAS LIKE SHIT SHES BEEN DEAD FOR 2 DAYS 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ I GOT SOOO EMOTIONAL BECAUSE ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT IS HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS FOR HER REMEMBER LOVELY YALL?? LIKE WE KNEW WHAT IT WAS LIKE 😭😭😭

he’s such a fucking cunt for that and you know what i hope darlin cuts off your fuckign dick before ending it you stupid bitchass motherfucking—

but anyway quinn’s doomed because he has the shaw pack, the solaire clan AND THOSE VAMPIRIC LAWS (everyone cheered) ON HIS ASS. so kind of william to let darlin kill that mf

i can just imagine darlin strolling in ready to fucking tear his head off bro i am so FUCKING ready for that video. 😋😋😋😁😁😁

KILL THAT BITCH KILL THAT BITCH KILL THAT BITCH ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

side note: i thought erik would have a video for when sam and darlin discuss EXACTLY why sam is against biting them atm? like whats the story. i was hoping for that too but whatever at least we know for sure it’s because of alexis

[nightlist]

the collection woo baby letz go

'im gonna be around more' *narrator voice* he waz not, in fact, gonna be around more

OH THEY JUZT ZTRAIGHT UP IMMEDIATELY HIT HIM W A CAR ZHIT OKAY DHASKJDHK

NO GODDAMMIT WE ZHPULDNT ZEE HIZ FACE WHY COULDNT YOU LET HIM ZTAY MAZKED GOD THATZ EVEN ZTUPIDER THAN HIZ FUCKING BIG CLUB MAZZACRE COME ONNNNN

diverzity win!!! thiz zerial killer doez not dizcriminate

the intro to the firzt one waz better.

oh the dad iz alive. it waz funnier when he waz dead

unfortunately for had the whole opening zpoilered already, the brother guy iz my favorite character. at leazt arkin comez back

… okay i ztill dont like the club thing but the bigger effectz budget iz definitely working for me

zo much of the vibez in the firzt one waz from how contained the zetting waz putting the collector in a bigger building with thiz many people removez zo much atmozphere and perzonality. i can even get behind the zequel being in his lair but the open iz juzt. bad. itz bad.

okay the idea of him zending arkin a note and FLOWERZ?? iz funny enough that ill accept it

at leazt they kept the eye zhiny

oh thatz actually a really fucking cool way of arkin keeping track of where they went. i really love that

and elena uzing her goddamn bra clip to open the box?? HELL YEAH MORE OF THIZ PLEAZE

alzo, how long haz pazzed between moviez. the cutz dont look more than a week old but thatz bazed on my cutz and idk how deep arkin went which would affect the healing time. im gonna guezztimate lezz than 2 weekz at leazt

i dont like him having multiple people trunckz. the zingle red one iz diztinctive and helpz give more character to the collector, with him doing one hunt at a time and only one bait

at leazt hiz face haz been kept diztorted why did they need to make him more human ;-;

WAIT HE HAZ HAIR NOW?? GODDAMMIT THERE GOEZ THE TWO WEEKZ THING

im probably putting more thought into the cut continuity timeline than the creatorz did actually but i want a timeline here! not zure why tho. ok judging by the hair growth itz been at leazt like. 3-4 monthz. and thatz azzuming colliez hair growz very quickly

OHOHOHOOOHH YEZ W THE FLAZHY LIGHTZ GOOD ME LIKEY

ooo and arkinz uzin it againzt collie!! nice

i dont rlly like having the whole. collie bein horny implicationz w abby. there are timez when the killer bein horny workz and for collie it really doeznt.

on one hand, arkin zhould know better than to not expect everything to be a trap everywhere. on the other, thinking collie wouldnt trap hiz own door handlez iz pretty acceptable az to why hed touch zomethin w/out looking at it. and if arkin waz juzt zomehow able to perfectly avoid every trap collie zet it would feel like they removed even the zlightezt of ztakez from hiz character. zo im okay with it

arkinz hide rezponze iz triggered by the heavy footztepz cuz collie wearz the big bootz :3 nice

akdjjd i love the wierd taxidermy! that mizt have been fun for the sfx team

ok arkin i meed you to ztop putting ur fingerz in keyholez it cannot end well

you couldnt have at leazt kept it all in a saw ezque grimy gorey warehouze? cmon yall

I FUCKING GUEZZED RIGHT HE WAZ PLAYING A RECORDING I KNEWWWW ITTTTTT

ok it waz a tranzmizziom not prerecorded but ztill i waz Moztly Right

NOOOO DONT HAVE COLLIE UZE GUNZ COME ON I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

‘id love to fuckin have a piece of you’

zo did they forget arkinz arm got zo broken we could very clearly zee the bone outline. what iz happening here

yez elena breaking the tankz iz all thematic and cool looking. but the chance of that zhit being flammable waz zo high.

arkin livez!! yay. i rlly hope rich old dude payz for hiz therapy too cuz hez gonna need zo much of it

now how the fuck would collie have gotten out of there. i liked the vaguely teleporty zhit in the firzt but that iz to much. thatz bullzhit. he doeznt even have any burn markz

final notez: the firzt one waz definitely better. i did not want the collector to get any zort of backztory (or gunz. what the hell even waz that) zo every bit of that waz annoying but alzo not the worzt it could have been.